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DOES not being able to add up make you incapable of running a multinational organisation? Bankers basic lack of economic arithmetic might underpin their incompetence, but 2011 has been one of the best years on tour and a mathematical mistake doesn't remove the legitimacy of the ASP as an organisation, nor does it prove fundamental incompetence. It was however hilarious and hopefully opens the doors for more satire in an industry fumbling to remove its head from its rear.

Kelly Slater is a drama king. He loves it when things get weird, impossible, bizarre, emotional, dramatic. Going way back to his coming out win in 1992 at the Bud Tour Pro at Lower Trestles -- where Slater went berserk and gave people a taste of all that was to come -- he has been in countless incidents where all the elements have come together to create something truly bizarre, astounding, dramatic.

The Rip Curl Pro Search: Somewhere in San Francisco suited Kelly's taste perfectly. The first World Title wasn't dramatic enough but thank God, life got weird and he got to win it again, and this time: drama. Kelly Slater first won his 11th World Title by defeating Dan Ross in Heat Six of Rd 3 in perfect conditions at Ocean Beach. There was some drama in this heat as Slater had to come from behind with a few minutes left, connecting a long right directly in front of the judges' stand to pass Ross.
Another high scoring floater and Ke11y ... this time legit
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ElliottG32250188 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
K31ly in 2031
baronne192 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, but K12 would be a good 'un like the mountain...
the vanity project198 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
51ater...?
Tony Chaney199 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Kelly Slater took a historic deuce. I like it.
Francois Bouwer199 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think he should stop here. Ke11y looks a lot better than ke12y.
fenn199 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah Ke11y!
 
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