Drew, the Dullard.Drew Carrey is a symbol of American sloth
He dragged his four-eyed pudginess into the spot vacated by a legend.
Robert Barker.
Bob represented vim and vigor. Healthy excess. Tanned skin and a lascivious eye. A snifter of brady. A younger wife.
Drew represents chili cheesedogs. The great indoors. Cleveland. Beer. Internet dating.
Bob pinched the firm tushies of his spokesmodels and winked. He cut the peckers off stray dogs and cats with his own hands.
Drew places a heavy, sweaty palm on the backs of women he talks to. Staining dresses. He doesn't even have a cause.
Bob's slender mic made him look like one of the Rat Pack.
Drew's makes him look like he's hosting Family Feud.
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