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The Price is Wrong, Bob.

By SmithandOBrien - Published on 12th August 2009 | Viewed 444 times.

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Drew represents chili cheesedogs. The great indoors. Cleveland. Beer. Internet dating.

Bob pinched the firm tushies of his spokesmodels and winked. He cut the peckers off stray dogs and cats with his own hands.

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