What with the surf media desperately panting after views with Anastasia Ashley’s ass and now Paul Fisher surfing that board he shaped as a dick you’d be forgiven for thinking we lived in a 1970’s neanderthal parody.
However, the board goes like the proverbial. We imagine more than one friend will be desperate for a go on Paul Fisher’s stick before the week is out. “Give me a go on the ‘CT on the dick, this is revolution mate.” Said a frothing Fish after claiming to smoke Kai Otton in some 2ft mush burgers.
Either way, the Fish just managed to make a mockery of decades of surfboard design, proving that being something of a penis, and surfing a dick, doesn’t necessarily make you shred like a phallus. Expect a Bottom Feeder tribute shape in a surf shop near you very soon.
Three months of non stop storms ended abruptly in Les Landes on Thursday.
Skeleton Bay providing the implausibly long tunnels for which it is known.
Meet Lydia 14 ft 6 inches (4.4 metres) of great white shark weighing approximately 2000 lbs and the first white shark to be documented at the the Atlantic Ridge.
A team of 15 young UK surfers have been selected to surf the ISA Junior Championships at Salinas, Ecuador.
Paddling the Slave at Mullaghmore, breaking egos and avoiding the vortex.