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The Fish Makes a Dick of Shapers

by on Thursday 20th February, 2014   55459 Visits   Comments

What with the surf media desperately panting after views with Anastasia Ashley’s ass and now Paul Fisher surfing that board he shaped as a dick you’d be forgiven for thinking we lived in a 1970’s neanderthal parody.

However, the board goes like the proverbial. We imagine more than one friend will be desperate for a go on Paul Fisher’s stick before the week is out. “Give me a go on the ‘CT on the dick, this is revolution mate.” Said a frothing Fish after claiming to smoke Kai Otton in some 2ft mush burgers.

Either way, the Fish just managed to make a mockery of decades of surfboard design, proving that being something of a penis, and surfing a dick, doesn’t necessarily make you shred like a phallus. Expect a Bottom Feeder tribute shape in a surf shop near you very soon.

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