PENICHE MARKET: A town named after the 'peninsula' it sits on, and not because the outcrop is "penis shaped" as some historians will have you believe. There are plenty of waves on this peninsular and plenty more on the way, with folks at the event site now making constructs out of sandbags to prepare for the dirty big hoowar of a swell making its way to town.
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EAT MY DUST: Gentle local couple about to get their asses served to them on a plate. There's no way their outdated buggy and mangy horse could compete with this slick piece of German engineering. There's no nice way to say it -- your act's getting tired, time to pack it in gramps.
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PUMPED: On October 31, American kids believe it their birthright to dress up like Liberace and trawl the neighbourhood like diabetic zombies, kicking their way through your front door to get at candy, any candy! In Portugal, Halloween's a more understated affair, it falls a day later, on All Saints Day, and the kids only go trick or treating during the afternoon, minus costumes, where they are then given nuts and meal biscuits made from sugar and pumpkin.
BALEAL: Is named after the location where confused gherkin-shaped whales were assisted to dry land and liberated from their foul, salty homes. That was back in the brutal old days and the locals figured it was either whale meat or pumpkin. No jury in the land would ever convict them.
Not in the US
SMALLER THAN YOU THINK: The guy inside this roller skate is actually Webster (off the TV!) and the board on the roof is 2'6".