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RpmSURFER's photo of Puerto Escondido

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Average rating of 4.44 from 39 votes

Puerto Escondido

Spot Location: Mexico, Pacific > Pacific Coast Mexico > Puerto Escondido

Date Taken: 25th June 2009. 11343 page views since 26th June 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
3.5ft 14s 181.67° 2ft 11s 4ft 7s 7
mph
Rain 80°f
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Coelacanth Jul 8, 2009 Rating: 1

Has anyone seen my innocuous little (I thought) comment about this beautiful girl's bikini bottoms disappearing into her tight little (select politically correct color here) butt cheeks? I could have sworn I left it somewhere here in this string under this picture a few days ago. OH NO...I'VE BEEN DELETED!!! OH... THE HUMANITY!!!...I feel so violated.

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Dicer Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 1

wet dreaming

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stephenjones102 Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 5

I knew when I saw the picture there would be a million posts. C'mon....board, foam, body-surf......man, if you guys are at all serious, which many of you are, you've lost the spirit of being on a wave, or IN a wave, entirely....I do all 3, and they are all great forms of connecting to the best thing that this world has to offer.

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Coelacanth Jul 15, 2009 Rating: 1

Dammit...wish I could take back my first somewhat sarcastic reply. Didn't understand what you meant until I just now reread it. Added a +1 to try to make up for that.

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Coelacanth Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 1

You're the "cousin" J-Louis was talking about! Whew...what a relief. Now I can sleep tonight.

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mantis Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

ok now, what have I missed, lets see....

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mantis Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 1

thanks vanity. its good to be back. and just when you thought it was safe to go back into msw

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the vanity project Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 2

Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome back Mantis. Call off the search!

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WhiteBait Jul 1, 2009 Rating: -2

anyway, back to the picture awesome skill and style, nice big wave too. only a surfboard would make it better

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Coelacanth Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 0

I could have sworn I was responding to jammy devonshire's comment. My bad, I guess.

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Coelacanth Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 1

Yeah, in most cases a surfboard would be better. But in this case we wouldn't be able to see that bikini bottom disappearing into those tight little brown butt cheeks nearly as well if she were on a surfboard.

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.....SPARTACUS!! Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

to hell with the picture you selfish person, we were talking about me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..me..etc.....and they say americans are self centered.

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the vanity project Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Good on ya Coelocanth! Sqirl knows it is only cheeky banter, as I’m sure you do. He is a thick skinned chappy and deep down he has actually proved himself to have a big heart but he does seem to get a bit of grief from the Haters especially from those who don’t understand why a landlocked, infrequent surfer would spend so much time on a surfing website. Inversely that is one of the reasons I have respect for him: until I moved to the coast my daily wave fix was satisfied the same way, so fair play for sticking with his passion the only way he can. I know some Locals at some spots who behave like they own a break, when all they have done to be a Local is popped out of their mothers womb and never moved away from the family home, hardly a challenge is it? Some people don’t realise how lucky they are. I understand Sqirl is trying to move to the coast (Oz I think…don’t worry, it’s a big place, you’ll hardly notice he is there guys) so he can pursue his passion in full, this to me speaks of someone who really does have a commitment to the sport, I don’t think people see him that way though most of the time. Shame really because despite the MSW profile bannings, he is not a bad ambassador for landlocked surfers everywhere. I’m glad he has a fan in you. P.S. Coelocanth, The Vanity Project rarely gets jealous of others…unless of course they are boning supermodels!

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Coelacanth Jul 7, 2009 Rating: 1

Vanity...Did you just admit you were jealous of someone? And of all people...me? I feel so, so, (what's the word?) VERKLEMPT !!! Whew, excuse me... Alright, I'm composed again. No, no, read more carefully and understand cross-cultural differences. I said 35+ years ago. That was my parent's house in Ft. Lauderdale. Here in America when we grow up (or get older, anyway) we move out of our parent's house, or get thrown out, and get one of our own. I'm in my own house now...far away from Ft. Lauderdale (where I did ride the schoolbus with a cute, talky, hyperactive, flat-chested little twit named Janice Dickinson...and as I said, my little brother allegedly rode her a few years later when she was really hot. I take it from the YouTube video that her own father didn't wait that long). One more thing, Vanity. I have my own pool now!

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the vanity project Jul 7, 2009 Rating: 1

I’m probably more jealous of you than your brother….you have a swimming pool!!!! P.S. I reckon she fancies herself more than I fancy her….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-eepB-IOA

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Coelacanth Jul 6, 2009 Rating: 1

Vanity...My little brother boned Janice Dickinson (so he said) in our swimming pool about 35 years ago...does that count?

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Shorey Jul 2, 2009 Rating: 0

But we love you anyway, wink wink

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Shorey Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

sqirl is a C@nt :)

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.....SPARTACUS!! Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

jeez guys you really mean it!!........Vanity, thank you but i am not land locked......surf locked yes.....land locked no. I can walk 2 minutes steal a boat and be out in the ocean in less time than it takes you to spank one out fantasizing about cindy crawford.......dont worry i still do it too......shes old but my god she is still a fox.....rrrrrrrr...the waves just dont get here all to often due to continental shelf, bad swell window, curse of blackbeard, carribean gullah voodoo hex, etc etc......

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey Sqirl...Don't you feel special after seeing all those things the vanity project just revealed about you. That old saw about the best comedians/humorists are the ones that have experienced real suffering (and perhaps tragedy) would seem to apply somewhat to you. Care to comment?

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey Vanity...I am really enjoying this 'cheeky banter' now that I have started to participate in it. I just started to enjoy it from the sidelines about 6 months ago. Wish I hadn't pointed out how good my spelling was while I kept misspelling Sqirl's name(not Squirl!). I wouldn't call myself a fan of his. I just really appreciate the intelligence and humor of his comments, as well as yours...and a few others. I'm an east coast Floridian and surf whenever I can, but we've had such a pathetically long flat spell that I might as well be landlocked. And why I'm on the computer instead of surfing right now. My chosen name Coelocanth is a hint that I've got a lot of years behind me (for a surfer) but I'm still around.

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J-Louis Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

I would say comments from our "cousins" from the other side of the atlantic are boring and repetitive (smile guys!) in the other hand, our cousins from the other side of "la manche" are maintaining the tradition!

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Sayyy...I think J-Louis was refering to me when he said "cousins" from the other side of the Atlantic had boring and repetitive comments. Couldn't have meant Sqirl too, could he? And then he tried to form some kind of an alliance with his English 'cousins'. And was soundly rejected and verbally thrashed by nouette, though he (J-Louis) doesn't seem to know it. I'm still a little hurt by J-Louis' dismissal of my comments. 'In the other hand', I'll get over it...somehow...someday...(sigh!) His comments are obviously much more interesting than mine. It would help to heal the hurt if he would apologize to me too...and not some insincere apology like he tried to use on nouette.

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J-Louis Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey Mouette as my granny says "only truth hurts" I'm deeply sorry if i hurt your feeling... hope you feel better now... T#AT!

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nouettes Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey JLuis, I am sick of these kind of xenophobic comments. Now f*ck off back to sellin onions and shamrocks tbe sure ya garlic and guiness smellin strange Breton/Irish hybrid kind of person you !

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey Stokedonseaview, Squirl's comments are classics and should be published in a collection. His humor is wasted on you (and a few others) who don't appreciate them. They're now a major reason why I bother clicking on the pictures. I'm still upset that his comments were deleted from the recent pic from Bermuda of the guy dropping in on big wave on an inflatable 'Nessie' beach toy.

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.....SPARTACUS!! Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

hahaha...remebered it!!....was a matter getting in the frame of mind i was in when i created it....what the hell were we talking about....oh yeah...nouettes...I know it was a typo.....everyone knows it is spelled like this.......C@nt...

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hey Squirl...Would you resubmit your comment on the Bermuda/Nessie pic if you can remember it...either here or (preferably) on that site and see if it gets deleted again. I don't see how anyone could be offended by it compared to much of the crap that is retained. This will drive the vanity project nuts. Thanks

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 2

Hey Nouettes...spelt?, psell? Two typos in one message? Are we Americans the only ones left to perpetuate the dignity and beauty of the English language? I thought you had potential after your blistering reply to J-Louis. You're not half-French are you? Your flag says no...but your name says...oui!

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nouettes Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Easy Sqirl, was only a typo mate

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nouettes Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Damn cant reply to replys, another potentially mildly amusing comment (to me anyway) ruined by my lack of mastery of modern technology. Now where`d I park my penny farthing...

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, Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

psell....what is that slang for prostitution???

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, Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

dammit cant remember the password to the other one....make that one profile

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nouettes Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

You spelt Americans wrong. I normally psell it like this - C#nts ! There got it on the correct strand now. I must be a complete American !

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, Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

nope only have two profiles.....sqirl with big noots.

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nouettes Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

You spelt Americans wrong. I normally spell it like this - C#nts !

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

I now see why you thought I might be ANOTHER Squirl profile. The praise for him does seem a little over the top and the upset over deletion of his comment(s) does seem a little self-serving (if I was him). It's just that...well... the quality of his contributions lately hasn't been up to the level that we've come to expect(...and, dare I say... appreciate!). I thought he needed some encouragement. My comments are way too polite to be coming from Squirl. All we have in common is good spelling. Oh yeah...and we're both AMURRRIKANZZZ...YeeHaw!

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Coelacanth Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Sorry you felt left out there, Vanity, but I assure you I am not Squirl. Can't a person say something positive about someone(else!)on this site w/out others getting jealous? I would have used the term 'panties in a bunch' but I didn't want to seem even slightly disrespectful. I cracked up when I read your comment and you are another major reason I keep coming back here.

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the vanity project Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 1

Hmmmmm…..Is this ANOTHER one of your many profiles Squirl? Self-congratulatory-back-slapping eh…the wife/therapist won’t need to dig too deep for topics of discussion next time you are on the psych-couch will she?

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, Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

why thank you coelcanth...it is nice to be appreciated...some people just dont know how to have a good laugh.

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the rafatollah Jun 30, 2009 Rating: 1

hhmmmmm... that reminds, i need to floss

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topturnrob Jun 30, 2009 Rating: 1

Roast Beef Curtain Dragger

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matt101 Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

8=====D------X

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Shorey Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 0

6+-/*==)($$%%%) >>>>>

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

it would be worrying if she turned out to be a "dick dragger" afterall, some of thoe procedures really can fool you you know!!! :)

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bazza Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

Benchong 101.

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the vanity project Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 2

Sounds like ‘someone’ found out the hard way…. anything you want to share with us….go on, get it off your (recently modified) chest.

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Jinja Ninja Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

waiting for the reverse angle shot........

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appleZac Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

Mum???????

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Sids Surf Shack Jun 28, 2009 Rating: 2

Thats an uncomfortable wedgie!

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Get Joggly Jun 28, 2009 Rating: 2

No drag !

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Just 45 Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 2

Ace!

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Get Joggly Jun 28, 2009 Rating: 0

Dick dragger ... not !

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Sir Surfalot Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

now there's a sponge shot worth posting, lol!

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boogernick Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

coooooool pic, BUT bloody hell.....her bikini bottoms are going some where............i think her ass is eating them....???????

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Suckyripfuked Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 1

Ha ha ha her ass is chomping the trunks

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eggsandwhich Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

haha - hungry ass

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forever stoked Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

man thats sick, i hope i get to bodyboard there one day

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matt101 Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

Makes me want to bodyboard I did have the G&S Hidro Fins one time I had a shark bite my churchill's so I got the ones that float. Problem fixed

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RpmSURFER Jun 27, 2009 Rating: 1

Just FYI: THE MEXICAN NATIONAL will be held here at Zicatela's infamous beach break known as the "MEXPIPE" from July 9-12, 2009. Be sure to come back to magicseaweed for some of our fotos and for all our photos and info on said contest plus everyday fotos from Puerto Escondido, Oax. Mexico be sure to see our website: www.RPMSURFER.com

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deano Jun 26, 2009 Rating: 0

she"s got balls.....!!

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Portpipe Jun 26, 2009 Rating: 1

boobie board

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, Jun 26, 2009 Rating: 0

ripping it on the bb....a strong fierce woman clearly our equal!!.....shes gonna immasculate that pit!!

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, Jul 1, 2009 Rating: 0

just because it takes you half a day to formulate an intelligible thought doesnt mean it takes everybody that long......stokedondong

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stokedonseaview Jun 30, 2009 Rating: 0

Hey squirl! Question, do you ever surf (have you ever surfed)? or did you decide you wanted to check the surf report one day and just never left the computer or what? you comment on like every picture on here.

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the vanity project Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 0

Oh man now we are really in trouble: Tag team Squirl and Squirl’s wife against the world…it’s a trailer park smackdown yeeehahhhhh

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, Jun 29, 2009 Rating: 0

ok then.......how about a weak timid woman....clearly our equal.....she is going to feminize that pit........is that better babie

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Sqirls Wife Jun 28, 2009 Rating: -1

Oh please, saying that she's not "an equal" because she's belly-flopping it with a major wedge would be sexist - he said the complete opposite! I am so sick of the pc nonsense.

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soutie Jun 28, 2009 Rating: 0

you cant win.....

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beachbabie793 Jun 28, 2009 Rating: 0

"our equal"? what a sexist comment.

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