Guff's mum watched him surf one day and decided, from that day on, to make him wear a flourescent wetsuit. In her heart, she knew it wasn't just because he was 'special'. It was really so that the authorities would have an easier time finding his body someday. But she tried not to think about that. She just knew that paddling out in freezing water and getting pounded constantly made Guff happy. The End.
No booger comments yet? What the hell! What are you waiting for Shorey? Is Squirl gonna have to wade in here and represent spongers again just to stir things up? I'm waiting...
That`s what I thought. A real back snapper. I`d like to hear from the surfer himself to know how many times he span over. It aint big but that still knocks the stuffing out of you.
People check out the other pix of this dude in knee deep water with a frothy one bout to explode on him, ill bet there was only 3tf of water there with he stackedt,Proper Taffy fun
why would you wear a flurescent wetsuit if had even the slightest suspicion this would happen? in a suit like that you cant even deny it and say it wasnt you! lol
We've all done it, your checking out the talent from the balcony at a Magaluf foam party nightclub, you spot your target....move down the stairs towards her and.....Wham! you slip on some fuckwits spilt drink ending up spread eagle on the dance floor. Everybody parts leaving you there on your arse looking up at the ring of faces all looking back with expressions of discust. "Beam me up Scottie" you say to yourself..."Come on lads we're going, this place is shit anyway" you say, as you turn to see your buddies back up the stairs doubled up with laughter pissing themselves... What a proper SPAZ!
i've seen this move before......it,s awesome.....The Face Plant......takes years to learn......taught by the ancient surf masters of old. Saw it on my travels to Hawaii
jeffery was a skiddish sort.....and took to shoving his beneath the surf.....much like an ostrich would stick its head below the dirt....at the first sign of trouble.
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