Javierorti's photo of Crash Boat

Nice swell in the northwest!

Average rating of 4.25 from 36 votes

Crash Boat

Spot Location: Leeward Islands > Puerto Rico > Crash Boat

Date Taken: 28th March 2009. 22612 page views since 5th August 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
9ft 13s 12.74° 0.6ft 9s   11
Clear 73°f
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Huddy kid ripper Oct 19, 2009 Rating: -1

How deep is it?

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Javierorti Aug 12, 2009 Rating: -1

De verdad q no se q le ven al tipo...lo mas seguro son maricones. No están ni pendientes a la ola.

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croney29 Aug 10, 2009 Rating: -1

Whats with the shorts dude?

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Bodyboarder and proud Aug 9, 2009 Rating: -1

guys as far as i'm aware those look to be BASKETBALL SHORTS you can tell 1: cause he's wearing underwear 2: they do not have any 'surferie' motivs on them 3:the guy next to him is also in sporty gear 4:the shorts are RIDICULOUSLY long i admit the fact he isnt wearing any shoes is a flaw in my argument but that is THE only flaw

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Will Aug 9, 2009 Rating: -1

the real flaw...he isn't catching any waves!

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Kiwi John Aug 9, 2009 Rating: -1

Dude, you need to get out more!

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Will Aug 8, 2009 Rating: -1

I'll go right......

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the vanity project Aug 8, 2009 Rating: 2

He’ll grow into them.

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Kaptain Kook Aug 10, 2009 Rating: -1

Actually he's only 2ft tall.

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Rollinbarrin Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

Sick. perfect

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Toby Williams Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

y do they call it crash boat ???

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 7, 2009 Rating: 1

its a warning!

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NIB Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

we call em chavs over here, bet his mom dressed him, nice lump of ocean .....cock.

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Lowtyd Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1


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Lowtyd Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

yeah, damn look at those insane looking board shorts, when did mc hammer start making board shorts. Hahaha That is one crazy beach scene in the back ground....where is that wave going? into a cement board walk?

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cuntface Aug 9, 2009 Rating: 0

cement board walk crazy surf scene who the fuck r u

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 7, 2009 Rating: 3

my god I just got stupider reading your comment.......the mc hammer thig was done two comments ago (do you read?).....and it is CONCRETE!!!!....not cement. All I need to do now is read a chensen or hindleg comment and I will be 100% brain dead! Wonder if the Gov't is handing out money to vegetables yet.....I can see it now......the rutabega stimulus package........Im riach biatch!!!

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Javierorti Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

jajaa..that's funny...I never imagine that the guy's short can be the main subject of the picture!!...jaja..cool!

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Coelacanth Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

If he was making dance moves like M.C.Hammer(U Can't Touch This)in those baggie pants whilst getting pitted (on a stand-up surfboard!!!)in that shorebreak wave...then I'd be impressed. Guess it'd have to be a video.

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Sids Surf Shack Aug 7, 2009 Rating: -1

He looks a noob...Nice wave though!

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Papa Chambo Aug 7, 2009 Rating: 1

....Thing is....I bet the guy loves his shorts and thinks he's the man.....I can imagine the moment he saw them in the shop....gleaming all white and surf bling on the rack....a little voice in his head saying 'I want those shorts, god damn man, I want those shorts....they'll get me the attention I deserve'......and didn't they just.....

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Shorey Aug 7, 2009 Rating: 0

Bunch of fags, a smoking shorey and all you guys talk about is some dudes shorts. That is a shit hot shorey. This is a surfing site not a fashion site ladies.

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Shorey Aug 11, 2009 Rating: 0

I bang on about rugby all the time win or lose for your info. There is a BIG difference between rugby anf fashion my friend.

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the vanity project Aug 8, 2009 Rating: 1

Dude, how come you are always banging on about rugby (but only when your side is winning) yet you get the arse when people talk fashion? Double standards Shorey, save that for the women-folk, its their thing. ;-)

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lateforwork Aug 7, 2009 Rating: 1

Yes- superb shorts

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stylin mike Aug 6, 2009 Rating: -1

Funny how the focal point of this shot has become that dude's shorts. They are absolutely enormous though, I guess.

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Kiwi John Aug 6, 2009 Rating: -1

Oblivious......Dickheads! All the gear and no idea! although he's borrowed them shorts of his bro who is effectionately nicknamed "Pearl" after the archive keeper in the 1998 hit movie "Blade".

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aWANGatang Aug 6, 2009 Rating: 0

This wave is thicker than a fat Irish cock in the morning

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PSALM 77:19 Aug 9, 2009 Rating: 0

Yes I went to school and have experience with paper I'll leave the experience with Irish cock to you

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Bertus maximus Aug 9, 2009 Rating: 0

what do you mean? even 20 foot chopes isnt thicker than a fat irish cock in the morning.....

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 6, 2009 Rating: 2

finnaly commenting on something you have experience with.....lots of experience with!....is there a kalk bay in ireland as well?

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PSALM 77:19 Aug 6, 2009 Rating: 0

it's thicker than paper what are u talking about

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matt101 Aug 6, 2009 Rating: -1

Hoooo Yeaaaa That is Hector and his uncle Sosa. As far as that wave is sick body board wave.

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DoAPooAndGambole Aug 6, 2009 Rating: 0

its hammertime in the summertime

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foxyfox1988 Aug 6, 2009 Rating: -1

Those shorts are prime for a jocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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inswano Aug 6, 2009 Rating: -1

Are those long shorts or short longs?