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Average rating of 3.75 from 20 votes

Porthtowan

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > England > Porthtowan

Date Taken: 6th August 2009. 6640 page views since 10th August 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
6.5ft 11s 270.4°     5
mph
Mostly Cloudy 64°f
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KIMBALINOS Oct 26, 2009 Rating: 1

So thats how christopher reeves hurt his back !!!!

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Sids Surf Shack Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 1

Happy Snapper....p.s wu tang, bintang or whatever your called....you do sound like a bit of a tit.

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foxyfox1988 Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 0

He's a jolly boy 4 some1 who just snapped their board!!!!!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Aug 17, 2009 Rating: -1

i love people!!!!

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traboys Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 0

Id say ya see these lads leaving these shit comments about other people and there countrys. Bet ye all the money i have no one would ever say this to the persons face!

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soutie Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 1

treyboys, be ye of the wee folk ?

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Shorey Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 0

Yeah man he looks SO scary

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cuntface Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

why has this picture caused so much shit . its a great picture , good photograthy

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Coelacanth Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 0

You still RULE in the subtle (and not so s..)sarcasm department/sponger division there boogeryman...I still haven't forgotten how foolish my text looked after one (I may have blanked out all the others) exchange of comments with you...Ngiyathunda Shoreydom!

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Shorey Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 1

the photography isnt to bad either. ps that manual sqirl mentioned might be a good option for you

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NIB Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 2

I dont discriminate, i hate everybody equally !!!!....:+)

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hindleg Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 1

Why are a majority of people that use this site such dumb-asses. Everyone that has left a comment below mine, whether French English of American, is a complete fool and should be embarrassed of themselves.

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 1

hind leg and ironside if you dont like the surfing culture or teh people posting on this pic then you two can both go buy some camping gear, a couple of cowboy hats, and find a nice mountain range to camp beside..heres how it probably would go down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbsfawgtpI......you can leave the surfing to the rest of us.

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Ironside Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

Well said. Nothing to do with nationality. Simply idiots. People are people, differences are what make travel interesting and the people below are the types who only travel to resorts and camps to get a lop-sided, westernized experience and see nothing of the place and people they visit. Modern day surf culture is a fucking embarrassment I'm afraid.

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sealord Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 0

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sealord Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 0

This could be the end of a friendship .

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jonnieboy Aug 15, 2009 Rating: -1

wangatang - French people are generally disliked because they have BO, are rude to everyone they meet who are not French and have a general attitude that sucks. They all sit together like frightened girls in the line up and pose with gusto. They didn't even realise that they had waves till some travelers from the US rocked up and started surfing the west coast.

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urallcnts Aug 15, 2009 Rating: -1

Hahaha some French are so funny man so arragant cant stand the English yet they forget that the cowdly little fagggots would all be speaking german if it wasnt for us.

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YourLocalSurf Aug 15, 2009 Rating: -1

i guess the designer of that stringer. aint gonna like this pic...†

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aWANGatang Aug 14, 2009 Rating: -10

HAHAHAHAHA AWWWWWWW poor English TWAT snapped his board? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHH WAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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cuntface Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

i dont even need to come up with i comeback for u i can just put FRENCH

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Stu101 Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 2

aWANGatang has issues, no...?

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 2

Virginity Promdate Does your granny's advice apply to prostitutes as well.....because that might not be so bad.....

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cuntface Aug 17, 2009 Rating: 0

id rather spell wrong than be fat

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 2

grans got standards ehh???.....nothing a couple of nips of scotch and a guttercleaning couldnt remedy :)

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 1

will626.....by an english for dummies manual....read it thoroughly....and repost when you are literate........

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

.....by an english for dummies manual....read it thoroughly....and repost when you are literate........

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cuntface Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

squirrel cock - mate u can even eford prostitutes u live off benefit so why even come up with a come back to do with prostitutes

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the vanity project Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 0

Is this evidence of the old irresponsible unrestrained Sqirl we are seeing here? Higgins would no doubt disapprove. (P.S. I showed her your profile pic, you crashed and burned mate, she may be old but she still has standards)

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.....SPARTACUS!! Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 2

bo derek or your granny?...who cares Id shag them both!

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the vanity project Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 0

Nah when it came to dispensing advice about hookers she always quoted Bo Derek: “Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.” She’s pretty cool for an oldie.

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Brod The Magnificent Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 1

Does England have any dangers in the water whatsoever? Sharks/razor reefs/jellies/venomous fish/... It looks like you guys dont worry about anything?

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Coelacanth Aug 16, 2009 Rating: 0

Here's the idea in video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M&feature=related

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Didier Aug 16, 2009 Rating: -1

Haha Jethro thats class.. here is what came up... "Did you mean: french military defeats No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents"

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jethro Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 1

haha yeah, surrender monkeys. If you Google 'french victories' the top result says it all! And listen up Mr. Wangtang: pipe down.

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Coelacanth Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 1

I wouldn't put it past VP to strategically plant some of his precious chocolate candy bars ala 'Caddyshack' just to clear out the lineup.

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Didier Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 2

Aww dont be jealous WANGIE ol chum, just because your from a nation of cheese eating, coffee swilling, cigarette smoking surrender monkies! We understand it must be difficult to look across the channel to see such a great nation as this, and not feel intimaidated and generally inferior. But its ok, we will always keep an eye out for you like and older brother with a nagging sense of responsibility for his younger and weaker sibling!

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Dan! Aug 15, 2009 Rating: 2

aWANGatang is a tampon!!

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ben59 Aug 15, 2009 Rating: -1

I think i talk for most people on this site when i say you are a complete knob and would just just stay off this site you absolute penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aWANGatang Aug 14, 2009 Rating: -2

Yeah because your country is so dirty just like its people

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the vanity project Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 2

Well spotted Deano, I see I’m not the only one who plays I-spy while waiting for the sets to come in by the sewage outlet. Good times eh. When it comes to surfing lingo the term Floater can take on a whole new meaning.

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deano Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 5

shit.. tampons..johnnys.. and the like.

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Mel in Florida Aug 14, 2009 Rating: 0

is he happy???? lol

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Kut_bak2 Aug 13, 2009 Rating: 1

ha ha - to think i laughed out loud at paddy when it happened!

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the vanity project Aug 12, 2009 Rating: 1

Get this guy front-pagified, snapped his board and still has a smile on his face! (he probably nicked it?)

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the vanity project Aug 12, 2009 Rating: 0

Wait a second I recognise that board. Son of a ….

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