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tom ames's photo of Carrapateira

i hate it when you're trying to get some surf shots and topless women keep getting in the way

Average rating of 4.38 from 45 votes

Carrapateira

Spot Location: Spain + Portugal > Portugal > Carrapateira

Date Taken: 25th September 2009. 19121 page views since 3rd October 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
4ft 10s 305.53° 1.7ft 5s   7
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Clear 71°f
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gobbing on the rims of the vanquished Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 4

if you'd taken it 5 seconds later we could've had a gander at her tits and that guy would be smashing the lip. a tad premature there bro but aren't we all when boobs are loose?

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Raggy Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

i just think it was damn rude of her to strip with her back to the camera

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Harv Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

Back on the homepage again. Nice. Should just embed it to the right of the MSW logo for all time on homepage...

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i love surfnig Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

dat snow white byatch aint got no bootay! Let me get one of my hos on here! You dumb crakus eyes uh pop out yo head! Cum on down to 130th street an wiminten. I get 'em to put sumpin on you dat even CLOrox aint gunna get off! snig out!

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zipzeezip Oct 22, 2009 Rating: 0

foshizzle

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 10, 2009 Rating: 0

classic stuff czekanski!

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Didier Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

Hahaha innit wagwan!

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Coelacanth Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 3

word translations: dat=that; byatch= bitch; hos=whores; crakus= crackers=white people; wiminten=Wilmington; sumpin=something; CLOrox=chlorox.... OMG...I'm a gangsta!...How did this happen?

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Didier Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

Err Coelocanth... im struggling again.. a lil help translating please?

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Coelacanth Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

Why couldn't Sir Muenchklertron's Portugal 'beachbabe' pic have been of THIS instead(but with his pic's angle)? I haven't been this disappointed in his 'efforts' since he drew me a Labrador retriever catching a frisbee in a minefield!!! hahaha...I'm just kidding guy! ;)

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Coelacanth Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

I think Joggly had a little rush of excitement. He must be very lonely, haha. Just kidding Joggly...Byron Bay is on everyone's map NOW!

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Didier Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

Its true... I was! You built up my hopes and then shattered my dreams!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 9, 2009 Rating: 0

do you have any idea how weird that sounds! and also fuck off!!! hahaha, im seriosuly upset my fat whale on the beach didnt get more hits! Diddles was so excited bless him!!!

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Shyhawk Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

Thats Irish Smurf Chick on her hols preparing for the war-paint!

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island_creature Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 1

looks like he's homing in on his target!

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jrat Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 1

why would you ask why he's doing a cutback?? he's clearly cutting back to the source to ride that shit all the way to the beach!! smart man.

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Mel in Florida Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

wow MSW is getting many new "vibrant" pictures. 2 in one week?

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swwl Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

I know! imagine loosing her hotter friend getting out her wetsuit, just because she turned round to see who was perving.

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Mel in Florida Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 1

very true, but I don't see any other women around, maybe this photo is cropped

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swwl Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

or indeed her, women surf as well ; )

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Mel in Florida Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 0

how charitable of him helping out like that!

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swwl Oct 8, 2009 Rating: 1

Agree,situation requires a chivalrous surfer to help a lady in difficulty out...

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Mel in Florida Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 0

if you look closely (and I don't mean at her breasts, or at least what you can see of her boobs), she is still in the wetsuit, just having trouble taking it off. lol

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swwl Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 0

Just MSW doing their bit to help us out a recession... and consequently her out of her wetsuit...is there nothing they can't do?

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Matt Dale Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

Very neighbourly of her to disrobe like that!!

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Kiwi John Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 1

Maude was desperate for a wizz but couldn't bring herself to soil her new rubber warming suit.

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slippaking Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 0

lol,lol,lol.classic.well done kiwi.

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mantis Oct 7, 2009 Rating: 0

LOL. BAM!! right back at cha. nailed that one kiwi

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Kiwi John Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 4

"Yes" said John with a ponderous expression!

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Stimpson J Cat Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

Do you write tag lines for those shit black and white birthday cards?

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MagicWeedSeed Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 2

Judging by the angle of the left arm to the body, and the distance of the shadow from the arm pit to its termination point, and by using pythagurus's theorem. She's a d cup.

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IceCreamHead Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

You should be working for Rigby & Peller with skills like dat!

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Younes Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

You reckon she needs some help?

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swwl Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 9

why on earth go for a cutback!? I can only guess he's just realised it's his sister..... otherwise straightline it..accidently lose board....woman runs out of way...trips on wetsuit.... whitewater washes you up.........How are you doin!

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mantis Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

talk about stealing the dudes thunder. here he is doing a nice turn and she pops up in his MSW pic

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Harv Oct 6, 2009 Rating: -1

mmmkay... where's her top at? I don't see it... you mean... wha-...OH!

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ZsJ Oct 6, 2009 Rating: -2

you can tell whats going to happen, the guy surfing is going to fall. I would, even if I was on a longboard, I would fall, fall in the name of TITTIES!!

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Sneakybadger Oct 3, 2009 Rating: 0

she taking a wettie off?

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vowleser Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

one of the funniest comments I have read for a while

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Carcharias Oct 6, 2009 Rating: 0

Arthur's Birthday was the 24th!

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tom ames Oct 4, 2009 Rating: 2

i hope so, or else it was a heavy one on the guiness the night before:)

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