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anloran's photo of Chickens

Perfect conditions at Chicken's

Average rating of 4.42 from 65 votes

Chickens

Spot Location: Maldives > Maldives > Chickens

Date Taken: 6th July 2009. 19108 page views since 5th March 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
3.5ft 11s 149.9° 1ft 3s 3.5ft 10s 11
mph
Thunderstorms 82°f
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s.t.e.v.e Mar 18, 2010 Rating: -3

great wave shit name. i woulda called it roosters!

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Dicer Mar 10, 2010 Rating: -1

just what I need! perfect left hander with flawless glass to stare at whilst looking out at a flat, cold and utterly cack sea state here in Kernow. You saved my sanity!

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anloran Mar 11, 2010 Rating: 1

That shot is the reality of chicken´s with a good direction swell and west wind. That period (around 10 days) on first days July, last year. swell was betwen 5 to 8 feet, all brakes in North Male working perfect, just was one of the best 10 days last year, and just a few people in the water.

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Arlene Maltman Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Surfed there, was super fast and shallow on the inside!

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Spongerdudette Mar 10, 2010 Rating: 2

To tell you the truth Kimbalinos, haven't even bothered looking as I too cold. Oh and glad you like the hair ã‹¡

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KIMBALINOS Mar 10, 2010 Rating: 1

sheesh...(scratching head furiously)..No surf up...down...left...right..near you then either!!!hairs looking great by the way!!!;)

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Spongerdudette Mar 10, 2010 Rating: 2

Where's my way then Kimbalinos.... do you know where I am??? ....Do you....do you really know...bet you don't. Have I done something with my hair???....yep I brushed it today hahahaha

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KIMBALINOS Mar 10, 2010 Rating: -2

how's it down your way anyhow!!!looking good today,...have you done something with your hair??!!

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KIMBALINOS Mar 10, 2010 Rating: -2

well he chose the wrong time to go on about his amazing sessions!!!!just wait till we get a swell at least!!!!very bitter man!!!I was only joking thou!!!ha ha

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Spongerdudette Mar 10, 2010 Rating: -1

Lol Kimbalinos and I bet that you wasn't ;)

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KIMBALINOS Mar 10, 2010 Rating: -1

Well whoopi do for you!!!!.................only joking fella!!

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MantaWave Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Stuck here in Virginia Beach, VA with 3'C water. There haven't been waves for 2 months. That sure looks nice.

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KIMBALINOS Mar 10, 2010 Rating: 0

EGGselent pun my man!!

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brian Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

same... I'm going STIR CRAZY (is that the film with that COCK Richard Prior dressed as a chicken?)

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KIMBALINOS Mar 9, 2010 Rating: -2

2 months!!!! jeez I thought I had it bad....it's been 2 weeks!!Dont you just hate it!!! looking at that perfect wave...nobody on it...it could be you in there...just think about it!!!!

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nick_s Mar 9, 2010 Rating: -1

that is plucking perfect....

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mitchyvas Mar 9, 2010 Rating: -1

now we know why the chicken crossed the road

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boona Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Yippee Ky Yae Mother Clucker......(so immature I know but hey!)

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Sneakybadger Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 2

PUN

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swwl Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

if you got to see this, you'd think they had all come home to roost - bootiful!

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swwl Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -2

but which came first the charters or the locals?

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boona Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

wow.....poultry in motion

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sdfjkljklsh Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 1

Awesome. Now that is a pun

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boogernick Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

here chick chick chick chicken........we've all heard the one about the naked guy and the frozen chicken........well i would love to drage my dick through that chicken.......

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dirk714 Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -1

ugg I need to get out more.

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Pac Man Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

I'd be gay for that wave...

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mantis Mar 10, 2010 Rating: 1

lol. fair play Kaptain

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Kaptain Kook Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 2

Thats a cock a doo a doo for you then.

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mantis Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 2

pucker up butter cup

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dirk714 Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

lmao!!!!

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sexy fat hot pants avalanche Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

we should talk over a couple of mimosas then

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captainmorgan48 Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -1

why is there no one surfing? this wave is perfect

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sexy fat hot pants avalanche Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

the SKY IS FALLING on this pun down. Its as if you've all gone a LITTLE CHICKEN. Pun standards have certainly slipped since I was placed out in the FIELD. Now that I am COUPED up in this office again maybe I can SPUR some serious punnage! Vanity has been like a FOX in the HEN HOUSE. Now that he has a little competition on his hands we may just have a bonafide COCK FIGHT on this pun DOWN (yes chickens have down too). I was getting tired of hearing him CROW on about his pun skills and GOBBLE up all the grade school puns before any of the rest of the FLOCK could have a go. I know we arent suppose to mix puns and politics but I cant resist!....FREE RANGE profile for life!!

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sexy fat hot pants avalanche Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

COCK for life! One time i got tickets for the GAME side of the stadium and I still found my self chanting COCK! Old habits die hard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrZMZ1GUC2g

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boona Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

Nice profile pic avalanche - looks like you've got two eggs in a basket there. I've been scratchin around like a headless chicken trying to describe this wave thats pure poultry in motion. Anyway I'm outta here I gotta fly the coop, cheers cock

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sexy fat hot pants avalanche Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

the SKY IS FALLING on this pun down. Its as if you've all gone a LITTLE CHICKEN. Pun standards have certainly slipped since I was placed out in the FIELD. Now that I am COUPED up in this office again maybe I can SPUR some serious punnage! Vanity has been like a FOX in the HEN HOUSE. Now that he has a little competition on his hands we may just have a bonafide COCK FIGHT on this pun DOWN (yes chickens have down too). I was getting tired of hearing him CROW on about his pun skills and GOBBLE up all the grade school puns before any of the rest of the FLOCK could have a go. FREE RANGE profile for life! I know we arent suppose to mix puns and politics but I cant resist!....FREE RANGE profile for life!!

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sexy fat hot pants avalanche Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

the SKY IS FAllING on this pun down. Its as if you've all gone a LITTLE CHICKEN. Pun down standards have certainly slipped since I was placed out in the FIELD. Now that I am COUPED up in this office again maybe I can SPUR some serious punnage! Vanity has been like a FOX in the HEN HOUSE. Now that he has a little competition on his hands we may just have a bonafide COCK FIGHT on this pun DOWN (yes chickens have down too). I was getting tired of hearing him CROW on about his pun skills and GOBBLE up all the grade school puns before any of the rest of the FLOCK could have a go.

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JERZnotJAWS Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -1

aw hell yea!! its perfect

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BuzyG Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

What a terrible waste. Needs a dozen baking trays on it getting slammed.

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Portpipe Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

are you saying it needs a good STUFFING?

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david puddy Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -2

i'd be tempted to strut my stuff, if i could just pluck up enough courage

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Spongerdudette Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

Shame you didn't put PLUCK in caps coz I nearly missed your pun there. Oh wait a sec.....you were making a pun weren't you??? :)

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david puddy Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

i'd be tempted to strut my stuff, if i could pluck up enough courage

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Dropin73 Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Wow nice looking wave. A nugget of perfection if you will. you wouldn't want to fowl up that ride, Although i would glady run over the chicken crossing the road to get to this beast.

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ozzie in euskadi Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

I just shot my load

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Portpipe Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -2

i shot a lorry load of ill behaved circus monkeys. what were you carrying?

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k.m. Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

unreal

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Barry bog squat Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Well that's cheered me up, looked at this shot then checked the live web cam of my local spot and it's as flat as it gets.......stoked!

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Get Joggly Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -2

So this is WHY the chicken crossed the road !

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greg77 Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -1

HA!

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Get Joggly Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

So this why the chicken crossed the road !

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Rollinbarrin Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

looks just like my local beach break

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Get Joggly Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Beak break you mean ?

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Portpipe Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 1

grab your Baking tray and drag your giblets

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brian Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 3

Looks a bit misty, was the FOGHORN going? I'd love to COMB my wax and throw some ROOSTERS off the tail on that! I wonder what the PERIOD was and how long it was INCUBATING off the coast? It's certainly RUFFLED MY FEATHERS would like to be CLUTCHING a rail in the barrel instead of being COOPED UP here...anyway that's all YOLKS!!!

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mantis Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

good thread. but could you squeeze in some COCK? Dear MSW, I am referring to roosters of course. pls don't be a HENPECKER.

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mantis Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

good thread. could you squeeze in some COCK? Dear MSW, I am referring to roosters of course. pls don't HENPECK me.

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mantis Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 0

can you squeeze in cock? (Dear MSW, I am refering to a rooster)

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Get Joggly Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

These threads are so cheep , ive posted so many it feels like twitter !

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Spongerdudette Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

I would have a go at the pun down but my attempt would be POULTRY up to the rest.

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Lynmouth-Lefties Mar 8, 2010 Rating: -1

sort it out man.

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the vanity project Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

It seems HENlikely

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the vanity project Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

It seems HENlikeley

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Spongerdudette Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 0

Ooooo VP you did throw down the gauntlet, so do you reckon you can beat that?? :)

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the vanity project Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 1

9? What the FLOCK?!

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jake bonham Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 0

Thats Clucking Amazing!

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norfolk jake Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 1

one for chicken joe

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soulofachef Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 1

Instant boner

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Maroc Azure Surf Accommodation Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 0

Amazing wave looks like you scored big time.

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anloran Mar 11, 2010 Rating: -2

You can see the next shot also in chickes, we didn´t only try...

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Get Joggly Mar 8, 2010 Rating: 2

Looks like the early bird got the worm, +5 VP

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the vanity project Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 2

Haha. Nice burn, or should I say ROAST? But seriously don’t be FOWL, it will just EGG him on. Lovely wave by the way, I’m GAME. What are the locals like…any PECKING ORDER? …..(yeeewwww! 5 puns bitches, gauntlet down!!)

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Kaptain Kook Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 3

Cock.

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Scott Mar 7, 2010 Rating: 0

i think they were to "chicken" to try surf it :p

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Scott Mar 6, 2010 Rating: -1

holey moley that is one sick lookin wave :D

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