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Nuke the whales!'s photo of Bowes River

jake stone, somewhere in auz. new movie by chris white

Average rating of 4.50 from 101 votes

Bowes River

Spot Location: South West Australia > South West Australia > Bowes River

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sdfjkljklsh Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 2

I body boarded for a few years. It was both fun and challenging. Then I turned 8

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dude5000 Mar 2, 2011 Rating: 2

hahaha

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dangalow Apr 3, 2010 Rating: 1

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! gross!

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mantis Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 3

glad to see you keeping up goofysurf. and yanbo, if you liked douchebag's first picture, then check out his other cult classics such as *BATMAN IN ROBIN*, *SWALLOW HAL* and of course *BROKE MY BACK GETTING MY A#SE FEAKIN RAMMED UP ON THAT THAR MOUNTAIN*

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mantis Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

glad to see you keeping up goofysurf. and yanbo, if you liked douchebag's first picture, then check out his other cult classics such as *BATMAN IN ROBIN*, *SWALLOW HAL* and of course *BROKE MY BACK GETTING MY ARSE RAMMED UP ON THAT THAR MOUNTAIN*

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 3

Banter ??? I thought this was a war BITCH....that was just banter, but I'm sure u know that.....I guess before I did?

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Sneakybadger Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 6

Hahaha, great stuff. goofysurf, don't you think that maybe the other two might be having a laugh as well :)

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goofysurf Apr 2, 2010 Rating: -4

ha ha hah ahahah thanks for the laugh douche bag. Clearly some folk can't see a wind up if it slapped them in the face. Harmless banter that is all.

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 5

uuuhhhh, yah..me and Mantis laugh everytime we read it?

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Turbo Hobo Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 2

Great picture.....but DoucheBags comment has had me laughing for quite a while. Gotta love the banter!

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Turbo Hobo Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

Hahahaha!

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 5

HAHAHAHAHA!!! The broke back mountain of surfing!!!"From the greek isles!!!!" aaaahhhhahahahahaha!!! Endless Sodemy, souds like heaven to Douche bag...

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!! The broke bake mountain of surfing!!!"From the greek isles!!!!" aaaahhhhahahahahaha!!! Endless Sodemy, souds like heaven to Douche bag...

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!! The broke bake mountain of surfing!!!"From the greek isles!!!!" aaaahhhhahahahahaha!!!

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mantis Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 1

now considered the bench mark of its genre', ENDLESS SODEMY is the story of 4 good friends, really good friends, chasing summer and fun around the globe. From the sun soaked beaches of the Greek Islands to the jungles and monkeys of Borneo. Packed with drama, romance, and even comedy, but mostly romance, this tail of excess is guaranteed to keep you riveted and your jaw on the floor

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mantis Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 3

...and after years of stick riding, from short ones to long ones, he made his first movie "ENDLESS SODOMEY"...

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mantis Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 2

LOL!!!

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 3

And by 9, he bacame a full fledge stick rider....but never had seen a surf board yet...?

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mantis Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 10

...and became a wanker

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

shu'up you cunts

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

I have surfed for a long time before it became "kewl" and I have no wish to ever go anywhere near this type of wave. I surf beach and point breaks and think it is sad that this is the type of bench mark that you should be judged by. I also think that it is sad that you lot can't take banter without people like dangalow talking about his "gangsta2 past with his "yardie" friends...dear oh dear

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

VIVA senor dangalow! la chica con cojonas! VIVA senor dangalow el maracon!! tu madre es mucho puta para poco de nero

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seswell Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

After reading these comments the ones that struck me were the goatboat comments. Ive heard the term but until today I never knew what a goatboat was. I satisfied my hunger for goatboat knowledge forced me to google pics. what I saw when my search results appeared brought me back about 10 years, surfing my local break. i dropped into a wave pulled in and was in trim then all of a sudden there was a guy sitting on a misshapen surfboard with a paddle right in the way, he flipped upside down and I slid miraculously down the length of the board and kept going down the line. During my accisdental goatboat slide it became apprent this mislead gentlman was confused and trying to kayak on a surfboard. I guess the realization I came to was that goatboats are just poorly shaped surfboards with an identity crisis.

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dangalow Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 1

yeah man, if only he could do a kickflip right before landing back on the line!!!no one could touch him!

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Get Joggly Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 3

50-50 goatboat grind, sweet. Way ahead of your time !

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

thats a BEAST regardless of what you ride. I dont care if you are on a shortboard, longboard, sponge, kneeboard, freakin McDonalds tray, telephone pole. There are some serious life threatening consequences if things dont work out on this wave. period. wank on that

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dangalow Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

I was just thinking either that wave was moving way faster than it looked on video...or Dom wanted the steepest drop in but got to close to the lip??? The whole time reviewing it, I thought to myself,"Stop paddling and dro....oooohhhh....to late:( good one sneaks!

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

Haha, can you even imagine the carnage.. although check this out http://vimeo.com/4190443 , nearly as bad!!!

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

well to be honest with ya, to bodysurf this forsaken beast would trump all other suicide attempts. At least with a board of some sort one might stand a chance of making it to the shoulder

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 4

Very DEADLY!!!!!! on a pole like a lumber jack! now that would be a site!!!

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Mar 31, 2010 Rating: -5

I have just been for a five mile jog and need the sweat licking off of my balls. Any of you fag spongers want to volunteer?

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

hey danglenuts or whateverthefuck what type of shit have you been smoking man? you spout more shit than the waterworks...what type of story is that? it has to come from one of these point break type films you nuggets watch eh? tell you what I got a lovely D-fin that would probably fit up your ass with room to spare (its only 10 inches at the base probably wont even need any lube after all that "faggin" on your gay tray) you bowel banger

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

yeah mate any holes a goal but at least I keep my sexual orientation to seedy gay bars. At least I don't flaunt my gayness out in the open on crowded beaches in front of fucking kids for gods sake!! what kind of sicko rides a gay tray in front of wee bairns? you should be on the sex offenders register!. p.s. are you taking your fag sponge on this years annual gay pride march?

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

bullshit

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

I just got your mum to suck my cock while I took a shit her tits...all this for a deep sea diver...man that slut is cheap!! goddamn!!

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dangalow Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 1

That's words from the wise Agent Oso(homo) and Ratman....learn to hold hands and love one another....none of that quarreling!!!!!

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

true story. words of wisdom from my parents werent buy the worst house in the best suburb your money can afford or even always were your seat belt. Their words were "never get on the wrong side of an angry gay man. they can be extremely violent. especially amongst themselves when they have had a lover's quarrel"

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

Just perfect...I gotta go when Sneaks and Mantis are on....great, I'll read the haha's when I get back fellas...might check out a show:)if not, see u guys after I get plastered!!!!!

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

Hahahahaha, nice one mantis and dang!! The best read i've had in a while!...... Also a special mention to the gay couple that started it all off, RATMAN and oso. Without you guys non of this would be possible!

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

HAHAHAHAA!!!! yeah, he would be better off with a face full of pimples, or a visit from his preist before getting splooge on his face from someone off of MSW!!!!:) I borrowed that joke the other day..THANX!!

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

well you know its true dangalo. Gay men take much better care and pride of their bodies. And good for them. to each their own. Live and let live. I was just making a casual observation and just wondered if special agent would answer. And good for him coming out like that and flying his gay pride rainbow flag. I must say I admire his courage. Maybe not his choice of sites to solicit his desires but...

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

He was on the run for 3 years before he turned himself in and did 11 years in prison for it...those 3 years were so f*cking kewl as a shorty...he was able to keep his job, but could only work for tips(which u could still make alot)cut and dyed his hair blonde, spray painted his crappy car black...and everytime the pigs would come for him, he would run out the back door to his girls house around the corner...his goal was to some how stowaway, or get a ride to Costa Rica, to some spot near Witches Rock(he had been there before), and retire...:(

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

I have one kewl story for u Mantis! When I was a 15yo kid working at the local carwash, I had some good peers raising me in the ways of life, surf and broads..one of them, Brian Fenton...was in his 30's, longboarded with us boogers, and was always just a good role model for a sh*t head like me..well, one day, Fenton went to a bar that was across the street of a gay bar, when Oso, Ratman and the owner(added them for effects)starting yelling at them...Fenton and his boy yell back" u fags stay over there, and leave us alone," but they crossed the street and Fenton got knocked out, when he woke...his boy was getting held while the 2 fags took turns beatting him with the club(steering wheel thing), so Fenton went to his car, grabbed a screw driver and stabbed the guy with the club, which happened to be the owner....point of the story is that, Brian did that because he said they were f*cking bodybuilders! he said on any one on one he'd lose...!

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

yeah, we have another saying in Aus- WANKER!

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

LOL..Hahahaha!!! that's a great point Mantis! and watch out because I heard agent oso likes to crotch watching with Ratman...so cover up if u got the wettie on....!

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

So that's the motto in OZ?.....Why's ur motto "If I wanna party, I just use my hand".....and u may not be a "Fag" sponger....but if u ever were caught riding one....u technicaly would be...!

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mantis Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

well I think special agent oso is on a different page (and site) than the rest of us. If I understand him correctly, he is looking for a homosexual encounter. Maybe a glory hole at the local gay club is what he is needs. And while we are on the subject maybe special agent oso can explain why gay men are in such good shape all the time (5 mile jogs and low cal beer and shaved body hair)? whats up with that?

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RATMAN Mar 31, 2010 Rating: -4

i aint a fag spounger but i would have liked to be the one standing on my board in that pit!...and who gives a fuck if you don't make it out..so what if it's closes out..as we always say in oz..'if ya wanna party...ya have ta pay tha band'...

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

I just railed ur moms out...wanna smell where u came from? or for that matter..where I came from!!!?

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Flup Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

looks like its closing in on him... think he could still bail out...?

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kernowbysvyken Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 11

What is the matter with some people? When I saw the pic my words were 'F**king nutter' and they would have been exactly the same if he was standing up. Why is anyone bothered about what he's riding? Every sick pic of a sponger on here just leads to the old sponger vs stand up debate and we've all heard the arguments before. There's no point in bitching about it anymore, it's done. Ride what you like. Except goatboats

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

goat boater? what a fudge nudger

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Colin C Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

Spot on Sneaky

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Colin C Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

Spot on

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Colin C Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

Spot on

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 4

"Goat boaters UNITE!" See how the boogers and pooh squaters are rallying against us!!! gather ur paddles and prepare to duel at sunset!!!!

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

"Except goatboats" hahaha, I shouldn't laugh really! Notice when there are stand up's surfing good waves in the photo's there arn't hordes of bodyboarders commenting and saying how crap they are. Some stick riders must have serious self esteem issues.

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Nuke the whales! Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

sorry lads its actually chad jackson not jake stone, either way, gnarlyness

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phil g Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

i've b-boarded once, not my choice of craft,but that would be one helluva ride!

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greenbee Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

sneaky badger - this is not luna park.... i'd presume it's one of their many silly waves they find down off albany or somewhere like that.. i would also presume it's a tow in!! hahaa god bless the sponge

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

But the Outer Banks gets the best and most epic waves on the east coast!(States)

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sdfjkljklsh Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 1

Upstate New York gets the sickest waves.

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

Ah right, cheers mate!

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Soopakook Mar 30, 2010 Rating: -7

WTF is that thing lying down in the middle of that awesome looking freak of nature there?? Spoils it totally.

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: -1

If u could of seen the thread that got deleted port!!!! REDONKULOUS,LOL!!!

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Portpipe Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

awesome dang hahaha +1

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slim shady Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

Trying to suicide ???? Much respect bro , the ocean is moving there , even if its a boogie .......much respect.

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dangalow Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 13

Soopakook used those same xact words when he went home to Kentucky, and walked in on his 90lb. uncle father, sleeping with his 2ton sister....ew

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Spongerdudette Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

.. or in the position of your profile pic hanging from the lip.

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

Thinking about it... I would much rather see you crying on the shoreline.

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slidingaround Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

Go on son, ave it!

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chalaa Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

almost confused it with teahupoo.. what a f*cking great slab!!

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chatarce Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

what a great slab pic, bodyboarders can paddle into waves that surfers can not. Bodyboarding is about going for the shallow monsters!!! great shot.

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Chris White is a F*cking LEGEND, check out the trailer for the video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBFeKVAlyKg

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Sneakybadger Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 1

Hahaha, yeah those guys are crazy in and out of the water.

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Spongerdudette Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 1

Brilliant clip Sneaky, he's a total nutter...but amazing. At 2.04 was great and I just loved it but he really have his in on his back in the beginning of the vid or a dolly or something??? But had to laugh at the ending where he took that woman's drink haha +5 for that.

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andrew powder Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

he's an absolute maniac...was his kid really on his back in that first segment when he flipped over the lip?

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CarpeWave Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 3

Nice. Aussie's sure do push the limits of wave riding. They have so many huge slabs down there!

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Stimpson J Cat Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

At the risk of repeating myself... That's insane!

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KIMBALINOS Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

amazing video!!!!!cheers for that!!

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Platinumfinz Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Crikey! For cronic adrenaline rushes only!

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CarpeWave Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Wowzers! That's freakin' awesome. I love to see photos of people riding huge slabs. Never gets old! +5

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Tom Mosley Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

what dumb ass gave it a 1? how is that at 1 star picture? its a 1000000 star picture!

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Or Boogie bias!

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Luke Gartside Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

maybe they didnt like the fact it was a screen grab?

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mr Beach Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

do they actually get out of these things? or just in it for the thumping like a body surfer

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

Hahaha, so true!

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Portpipe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

cue the bedraggled booger poping up half way across the reef

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Portpipe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

OH MYYYY GAWWWWWWWWWWWD!

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

You can even close your eyes and guess how mental the wave is just by the pitch of their squeals! lol

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Portpipe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

its usually "oh my god" as they make the drop, "hahhaha" high pitched like only ozzys can as they ride the barrell and "holy shit, fucking hell" followed by the hyena laugh again from a jetski as they get swallowed up by a churning pit. entertainment at its most raw.

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

They try but it isn't compulsory.. from video's that i've seen they seem to make it about 50-60% of the time in those sorts of conditions... Nutbars, the lot of em!

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Rich Walsh Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Photo caption should read; Jake of the ponderously enlarged Stones, somewhere in Auz...great shot btw 5er

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Portpipe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

haha nice, jake stone rips. his backflips are immense

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Stimpson J Cat Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

That's insane!

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: -1

How has this not made the front page!?? I'm confuzzeled, come on boogers, get yer votes in!

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

=)

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Spongerdudette Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 1

It has now and top rated at that woohoo.

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Tom Mosley Mar 28, 2010 Rating: 3

boddyboarders can catch some awsome waves that surfers cant!

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Francois Bouwer Mar 2, 2011 Rating: 1

Surfers have trouble getting to their feet and getting stable early enough to ride more heavy, shallow, critical waves, which is why we need skies to get into some waves, and I have also noticed bodyboarders manage to catch hollow waves earlier than surfers can. But I do believe at a certain level it doesn't matter what you are on, it takes equal amounts of skill and balls to do. Just look at shipsterns on the days when it has a lot of steps, I don't give a hoot de doodle if you are on a surfboard, a bodyboard, or a pony, it takes the same amount of experience, skill, and balls to ride. The limitations are actually only seen when you look at intermediate surfers and bodyboarders, or surfers focusing more on tricks than barrels. If you look at surfers focusing on riding heavier, instead of bigger waves, and barrels instead of turns, you will see much less of an difference. Normally the guys who are full of shit against bodyboarders are posers anyway.

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

When Mantis mentioned the"On a McDonalds tray," that made me think of that, lol:)

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

My fathers quit the waterman...his job in the navy required him to dive at times, and he surfed growing up in texas....but when he traveled thru out the pacific during Vietnam and after...he said the most respect he had for watermen, was the body surfer, which I still remember my mother in Guam working at a resteraunt would bring a stack of serving trays from her work on the beach, out to my pops and his boys, and til' this day, I still remember the old man charging some big f*cking Mt's of water, paddling out with those trays, carving up and down em' doing gay little spiral looking moves..when we moved to Va, he sold his 2 surf boards at a yard sale we had super cheap, and when I said I wanted them, he said,"I'm not having a f*ckin' stick rider for a son!"(that's a joke) he really said,"If u want BIG waves, u should paddle out and bodysurf, like when we were in Guam"...sounds retarded to me even now....but sh*t, he looked so small on those waves from what I remember....they sure the hell weren't small by no means, and sometimes, I put the sponge away and bodysurf...seriously! sh*ts fun...I even skim...sh*ts just fun...but who would of thought that big wave riding would be endorsed by some guy that looks like Homer Simpson, and was raised surfing....u never hear about body surfers getting joked?

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dangalow Apr 2, 2010 Rating: 0

My pooh squat mobile is an ornament in the corner of my living room....like badger, I have a partner I always hit it with, but he's a long boarder.....but we are both dedicated to the cause, so every now and then I break it out, and every now and then, he'll break out the No.6 he bought after a big day, he realized it was the only way to get pitted, and make it out...it's funny, he hates his sponge....and SUX.....he was a sponsored grommet until 15, so he shreds the f*ck outta those sticks...

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Portpipe Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 4

fondel, ive been bodyboarding and skateboarding a long time now maybe about a year ago i bought a 6' shortboard, learned how to ride it in a few weeks then put it back in my garage where it belongs. its just not as much fun as riding heavier shallow waves without the worry of breaking my board. i'm not knocking your sport, i dont have a problem with it, i just dont get why sticks have a problem with sponges? there are enough dicks about the place (soccer, rugby, GAA) who look at us surfers as a bunch of fags without fellow wave riders turning on each other over what we ride. but the thing that gets me rattled most is the fact that on here you get people mouthing off about boogers but in the line up its all hush. i guess people think theyre a big man behind a mouse and screen but in the water theyre still a bic rider.

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Spongerdudette Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 3

That's rubbish Fondel, trying to make out that being a ''standup'' is the only way to catch waves and not ''boring'' as you put it, come on just face the facts here. You stick riders just waste so much time out in the water. So here now it goes for you lot....paddle out....sit on board (posing) waiting for ages for the next ''decent'' wave, oh look here's one....start to paddle....lift yourself ever so slighty from board as if you're going to take the wave..oh damn missed it...try for next one. Same procedure again and again, so now you have paddle back and forwards across the break, and try to make it like you've been taking waves whilst no-one is looking. But in the mean time us bodyboarders HAVE been riding those waves and feeling as stoked as hell....know which I would rather do. And don't comeback saying that bb is for girls and gays coz that just doesn't wash...deep down you know that I speak the truth.

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

you bring mothers names into abuse when it is not called for. When we are having a bit of banter with you. Strange chap a bit like this mantis fellow who it would seem spends so much of his time typing that he cannot possibly live by the coast or indeed surf that often. Grow up you nugget.

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My fuckin ovens busted!! Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

here here fondel well said...ditch the sponge...its for mincers and the back of cruise ships and learning to swim

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dangalow Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 4

And they think they're the next Slater or Laird!!!!!LOL...this is by your AVERAGE DEDICATED BOOGER!!!!!!!!! Keep your f*cking trophy's, money(Well how much we talkin?), Champagne showers, and endorsement toys and cloths!!!! Goals to be in mags are kewl, stoked for u if it ever happens...but to stand in front of the mirror like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, with ur tiny penis in one hand and ur stick in the other saying to urself,"u are a star," is not likly going to help the shred skillz mack daddy's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wmParkppw&feature=PlayList&p=CB8615E3D71B50EF&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=3

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dangalow Apr 1, 2010 Rating: 0

And they think they're the next Slater or Laird!!!!!LOL...this is by your AVERAGE DEDICATED BOOGER!!!!!!!!! Keep your f*cking trophy's, money(Well how much we talkin?), Champagne showers, and endorsement toys and cloths!!!! Goals to be in mags are kewl, stoked for u if it ever happens...but to stand in front of the mirror like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, with ur tiny penis in one hand and ur stick in the other saying to urself,"u are a star," is not likly going to help the shred skillz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wmParkppw&feature=PlayList&p=CB8615E3D71B50EF&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=3

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

fondel, your skateboard rant makes no sense. Did you bodyboard on a surfboard, no wonder you had no fun!!?? You say we are like kids, yet WE are the ones going out looking for the REAL waves. On any given stretch of normal coastline (lets say North Cornwall or North California), open your eyes and take note. Because it will be the REAL men charging the below sea level stepping slabs and death shories (and i'm not talking about pro's, just your average dedicated booger).... While all you mincers that mouth off on these threads are poo squatting 2 foot sloppy point breaks up the beach.... All I can say Is enjoy your "manly" stance, just try not to shit yourself the next time 3 foot crumbly set swings wide and you have to get your head wet.

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

Some people would say that it's about how deep u can get....but all the ladies had already told us boogers about the shallow depth in ur wave penetration...only old men care about how long u can stay in agreen room.........I LIKE AIRS!!!!!! sorta like fondels moms fun bags, and brain...

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 1

Some people would say that it's about how deep u can get....but all the ladies had already told us boogers about the shallow depth in ur wave penetration...only old men care about how long u can stay in agreen room.........I LIKE AIRS!!!!!!

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fondel Mar 31, 2010 Rating: -2

when i was 6 i used to sit on my sk8tboard and charge down the hill.that got very boaring fast so i started to stand up and attack it..much more fun.when it snowed and i was 4 id slide down the hill with my butt on a sledg but that got boaring so i started to snowboard...when the swell started to pump id grab my boogie board and have fun..but that was just lame after a while so i burnt it and got myself a propper board..the point is..we crawl as babys then we grow,get stronger and learn to stand like real men..

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 3

The only upward urge I have is to give u the middle finger oz....Power turns and carve???? F*cking "Slash and spraying " is kewl....but AIRS is what it is all about....u mentioned nothing about that because it's clear u haven't graduated to that level yet...maybe u can practice on a sponge before u decide to ride on ur "Stick"(Sounds homo!!!!)but wait...u have to learn how to ride one first....here ...left hand to the top, makes u go left...right hand to the top ...makes u go right.....both hands to the top....shows ur a pooh squater trying to sponge:)

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ozzie in euskadi Mar 31, 2010 Rating: -2

the real reason we don't like boogers is that you look stupid and you can't do power turns or carve. Don't you feel the urge to move upwards just like when you were a baby crawling.

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dangalow Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

YES...!!!! Badgers the real Booger King of MSW...but seriously, Joggs gots a great point about Cortez...who wants to watch a booger slide down a water mountain, not bust a single trick, air...nothing, besides escaping death, which is entertaining, but I don't wanna watch that! Gimme some good old 6' launchen, ARS heaven swell anyday!!!!

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Rinky dink Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

And so say all of us badger your the spoksmen for the sponge hear hear

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Rinky dink Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

and so say all of us badger...hear hear

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Get Joggly Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

LOL

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: -1

Very true and I try to defend bodyboarding whenever those "dick dragging" etc comments pop up and give some abuse back (see comments further up page). I just though joggles was being quite conversational about it all and not really ripping at us!!? Still I know what you mean, as the underdogs we have to defend what we are passionate about.

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nmccabe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

i aint saying one is better than the other, i just read comments from surfers on here who clearly wouldnt ever surf the waves that there comenting on, spongers get jip its time to give it back surely you as a sponger should realise that by now.

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Sneakybadger Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

Thats a bit harsh, Joggles does have some points! bodyboarders generally do struggle with the really massive bumpy stuff (Jaws, mav's, cortez etc). It's doable but not ideal. I do believe stand ups have limitations where as bodyboarders generally (except my examples above) don't. Places like (heavy) Yeti (Scott's Reef) where an intermediate sponger would find it very doable, but even a pro stand up would more than likely need a ski. Same goes for cyclops, The Right and plenty of other heavy big wave spots........... It doesn't even have to big for this theory to come into play, i've surfed 3-4 foot perfect makable shories in France yet all the stand up's where further up the beach surfing slop as they couldn't get on them/down them (a couple tried and there was some snappage)........ I think it is all relative to skill set, (leaving ball sack out of this equation) intermediate boogers can ride stuff that only pro (towed in) sticks can ride...... I must admit my example photo was a little hurried and yes, it would have been a wipeout as it's a closeout. However, if that wave was open he would/could of made it easily on a sponge....... I'm not saying one is better than the other, just there are general limitations depending on what you choose to ride.

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nmccabe Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 2

joggly you are a tool, i could list about 100 spots that surfers would meerly cry even looking at let alone attempt to surf the, you stand ups are just cranky cos there is a constant supply of photos that show bodyboarders doing what you wish you good, stop bitching like a little girl and grow sum nuts

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Get Joggly Mar 31, 2010 Rating: 0

On second thoughts SB your example is nothing more than a controlled wipeout. Even a total novice like me can preform on of those.... more often than not on a wave like that. Its all in the facial expression . Still waiting for that wave.

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Get Joggly Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 3

agreed but Tom needs to justify his claim in relation to the above pic ! Ps Not a competition just curious to sea if there really are limitations. I can't think of any waves a bodyboarder can't "ride" for example. Cortes Bank maybe , will do some homework ! Thanks

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

No not pipeline, Ke'iki Shorebreak, but in retrospect stand ups can ride most things. Like you say it is getting on the wave that is the problem.

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Get Joggly Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Pipeline ! No better example of the style , grace control and power of standing. However I will accept defeat considering your example and he did say "catching " a wave and not riding one.

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Sneakybadger Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

They would have a job with photoId=158563

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Get Joggly Mar 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Got an example ?

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Sneakybadger Mar 27, 2010 Rating: 2

OH YES!!! What a Mentalist!!! Has to be Luna Parks?

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dangalow Mar 28, 2010 Rating: 1

That's one serious monster!

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Sneakybadger Mar 27, 2010 Rating: 0

OH YES!!! Luna? Mentalist!!!

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