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bowerboater's photo of Gold Beach

?First Paddleboard descent of Rainey falls? photo by Jake Polvi.

Average rating of 4.18 from 28 votes

Gold Beach

Spot Location: Oregon > Oregon > Gold Beach

Date Taken: 14th May 2010. 11591 page views since 19th May 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
5ft 10s 275.88° 2ft 5s   11
mph
Clear 53°f
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anchordick Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 5

Chrickeys! I chimed in with this coon at the waterin hole in Naspa, he broke his board and paddle. he said to me, "i done thought i could done it, but cousin Tron was right, shit can't be done."

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David Bower Jun 10, 2010 Rating: 2

I met this guy, and he's not crazy. He's just got the balls to try something no-one else has done! One big HANG LOOSE to you for lighting the path, Jayson!

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Get Joggly May 23, 2010 Rating: 0

I tried to tell him the tide was to low !

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the vanity project May 23, 2010 Rating: 0

Sasquatch would go

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soutie May 25, 2010 Rating: 2

so would BarryBogSquat; for a man sized shit in those woods, that is.

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harveywallbanger May 21, 2010 Rating: 1

VANITY PROJECT takes it

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Coelacanth May 24, 2010 Rating: 5

HAW, HAW, HAW...at least I got a +1 for my effort! ;)

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burner May 24, 2010 Rating: 3

BERRY BERRY FERNy

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sqirl May 24, 2010 Rating: 1

I objectify! ....on grounds of a hung jury! Clearly i'M AHOGANEY all the good puns. besides VP, Coelcanthe and Burnsky ARBORing me to tears :'(

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sqirl May 24, 2010 Rating: 0

I objectify! ....on grounds of a hung jury!

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harveywallbanger May 23, 2010 Rating: 1

Agreed, jester is in contempt of this court, original ruling stands. And wood burner approach the bench, it seems you mock me sir but this canopy//

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Get Joggly May 23, 2010 Rating: 4

VP should claim it , Sqirls too busy trying to platypus !

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the vanity project May 22, 2010 Rating: 2

Motion denied. I direct the jury to disregard Soutie’s statement. Come on Harv, I want this stricken from the record, keep some order in the courtroom.

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soutie May 22, 2010 Rating: 3

no, squirl takes it for eucylptis my wings. hahaha. i cant seem to spell anymore, i am blaming it on the fact that i speak foreign languages all the time. i'm sure thats it.

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boona May 20, 2010 Rating: 2

Tsunami drain back!

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Scott May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

1 down... alot more to go

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mass surf May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

one less SUP we have to worry about

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BenAsh May 20, 2010 Rating: 0

what a clown

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archibald gruntfuttock May 20, 2010 Rating: 0

as that's a river, strictly speaking isn't he a stand up canoeist.

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Portpipe May 20, 2010 Rating: 3

what the..

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DoAPooAndGambole May 20, 2010 Rating: 4

more and more am i getting the impression surfers have the worst sense of humour.

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Dicer May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

seriously where's the fun in that? nice picture of the woods though...dense in every sense

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the vanity project May 23, 2010 Rating: 2

….Smells like…. vicTREE

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KILGORE May 23, 2010 Rating: 2

I love the smell of PINEoclean in the morning

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the vanity project May 22, 2010 Rating: -1

Kilgore: REDWOOD team clear this thread

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Get Joggly May 22, 2010 Rating: 0

Prune off ?

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Coelacanth May 22, 2010 Rating: 3

C'mon now...It takes BALSa to attempt something like this. Brains are an option, but I'm guessing he's not from the world of mACADEMIA. He doesn't need anyone's PERSIMMON to do this. No dueling banjo music here! Sorry, that's OLIVE got.

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Get Joggly May 21, 2010 Rating: 1

Wood never beleaf you grubs could be so boring

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burner May 21, 2010 Rating: 3

And come on sqirl, first time i've seen you PINE since they let you BRACKEN this site, man up and grow a pair of FIGS

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burner May 21, 2010 Rating: 2

You need to STICK with rating the threads harvey

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the vanity project May 21, 2010 Rating: 0

FIR gods sake squiz, give me a minute. CEDAR problem with you is you’re so impatient.

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sqirl May 21, 2010 Rating: 1

EUCALYPTUS my wings with that last one VP! No need to tell her.....she slaps the CREPE MYRTLE out of me every morning strictly out of principle! So the question is...are you SYCA My puns OR shall we continue!

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harveywallbanger May 21, 2010 Rating: 0

Mrs PALMers no help there

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the vanity project May 20, 2010 Rating: 3

That was a piss poor attempt squizler, get your missus to BEECH-slap you for me

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sqirl May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

he couldnt DECIDUOUS between WHITE(ash)WATER(oak)rafting and S.U.P.ing so he BRANCHED off from the main STREAM and OCCIDENTALISly stumbled upon a new sport!

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the vanity project May 20, 2010 Rating: 4

Tree pun-off: YEW

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Kaptain Kook May 20, 2010 Rating: 0

Dicer WOOD go.

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Dr Fargon May 20, 2010 Rating: 0

The tide goes out quickly at Gold Beach. One minute you're paddling along humming whatever tune the SUPS are always humming, the next thing you know...........

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the vanity project May 20, 2010 Rating: 9

Salmon 1 to Salmon 2: “I would rather have to jump past hungry grizzly’s all day than have another SUP drop in on my line” Salmon 2 to Salmon 1: “I know, he’s not even going in the right direction, it’s tragic. You have to swim 1000’s of miles up stream just for a shag and this is what greets you ”

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the vanity project May 20, 2010 Rating: 3

Salmon 3: I bet Haddock don’t have to put up with this kind of shit

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KIMBALINOS May 20, 2010 Rating: 2

hahahahah

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KIMBALINOS May 20, 2010 Rating: 4

This is very explainable....happens all the time down by me......what you do is tell the nearest sup'er where this amazing wave is.....now being a sup'er he has to go and take it.....'cause that's what they do.....and bingo, one less sup'er.....hahah!!!!LOL...that dosn't really happen by the way....hehe.......but I reacon it did in this case..

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BritishQuadFish May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

Got to be a nutta, takin his life in his hands there, and his legs in this case... Should'nt be doin SUP'in with rapids and especially not when theres fuck loads of rocks everywhere. Although i do agree with other comments, better there than hoggin the surf... lol

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wave master May 20, 2010 Rating: 6

Over the Fall's...

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Sneakybadger May 20, 2010 Rating: -1

hahaha +1!

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Jonesy11 May 20, 2010 Rating: -1

what the hell!? clean off his tits

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boona May 20, 2010 Rating: 3

Best place for SUPS.....over a cliff!!!

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Kaptain Kook May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

Yeah, and he can show his kayak and canoeing mates what great fun this is.

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Spongerdudette May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

It takes all sorts I suppose lol.

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googleygaz May 20, 2010 Rating: 0

hah what a nutter :)

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Sneakybadger May 20, 2010 Rating: 1

What the...... Lunatic!!

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