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Phill Boyd's photo of Hells Mouth

Average rating of 4.25 from 57 votes

Hells Mouth

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Wales > Hells Mouth

Date Taken: 7th April 2010. 9350 page views since 1st June 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
2.5ft 10s 224.53° 2.5ft 4s   11
mph
Overcast 47°f
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mantis Jun 8, 2010 Rating: -4

sweet wave and pic. looks like the dude is setting up for something big

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jonny sicko Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 2

bodyboarders SHRED!!!!!! SURFERS CRY IN BIG WAVES!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

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david puddy Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 0

i cried when i read your stupid post

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chenson Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

Dragging his fleshbar in the lineup only to bury it in a sheep on the cliffs.

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dangalow Jun 18, 2010 Rating: -2

"Smuggler fills to capacity!" hahahahaa! Borrowing that....no, not the swollen smuggler!

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dangalow Jun 18, 2010 Rating: 0

FAGS!

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chenson Jun 15, 2010 Rating: 1

and i you. isn't this fun!

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mantis Jun 14, 2010 Rating: 0

lol. You are a worthy opponent. I salute you.

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chenson Jun 10, 2010 Rating: -3

All words are awesome. I like mukluk and buffoonery. My wager, based on your homo erotic fantasy above, is that you are more of a picture guy. Have a safe trip and use protection.

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 2

What a great word, verbosity. lol. No longer will I say rant, its now verbosity.

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 2

lol. Verbosity? Do people actually use that word? So now you're having fantasy visions of me at the beach chinsack?. Let me guess. I emerge from the water dripping wet. I shake the water from my hair and it appears as if I am in slow motion. The sun glimmers off my wet muscles and shimmers of my silky buttocks. I am wearing my surf trunks, wait, no, my leopard skin budgie smugglers. Ooops, I dropped my swim fins. I bend over and as I do, we catch eyes. I smile at you and you at me. It is a magical moment for you. Your heart quickens. Your smugglers fill to capacity. The rest is only limited to your limited imagination chinsack. Thanks for playing. Going on a trip myself and wont be back for a month. Try it some time. When you have saved up enough money from your paper route.

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chenson Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Your awkward verbosity amuses me, mantis. I liken it to the goofy way you look fully outfitted in your boogie board “gear”. Predictable consistency from the water to the keyboard with you, huh?

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Furthermore, I will not sit here and let you bad mouth our president Kevin Rudd

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: -1

Hmm, interesting chinsack. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black considering your awesome sarcasm e.g. graceful, eloquent comments. However your constant, and now boring, attack on all sponge pics, which you actively go out of your way to locate, begs the question, are you in a wheel chair and the world has done you wrong or did you get your ass kicked so bad by a sponger one day that you wished you had a wheel chair?

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Hmm, interesting chinsack. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black considering your awesome sarcasm e.g. graceful, eloquent comments. However your constant, and now boring, attack on all sponge pics begs the question, are you in a wheel chair and the world has done you wrong or did you get your ass kicked so bad by a sponger one day that you wished you had a wheel chair?

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mantis Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 0

kinda the pot calling the kettle black considering your awesome sarcasm e.g. graceful, eloquent. However your constant, and now boring, attack on all sponge pics begs the question, are you in a wheel chair and the world has done you wrong or did you get your ass kicked so bad by a sponger that you wish you had a wheel chair?

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mantis Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 0

and yours is about as sharp as your stubby little cock

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chenson Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Oh mantis, your sarcasm is as sharp as the pointiest edge of your sponge. And its anti-Boogerism not anti-Semitism.

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Spongerdudette Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Haha Mantis, Chenson is going to love you for that ;p

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mantis Jun 8, 2010 Rating: -2

pure genius the way chinsack was able to incorporate the dick dragging reference along with a sheep feakin reference. though you may think these have been done, think again. it was like 2 jokes for the price of one. His wit never ceases to amaze. For more antisemitic jokes, check out his page.

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Sneakybadger Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 2

Haha, He's been on fire recently!! +1

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soutie Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

hahaha

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archibald gruntfuttock Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -2

waste of a perfectly good wave.

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soutie Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 3

you got the "perfectly good wave" bit right.

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SUPDUDE Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -1

Do I detect a note of jealousy about SUP?,maybe it's because we're getting the best waves???????

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soutie Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 4

you may think you are, but you are not.

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Zac Gibson Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

i think he was on about just normal stand up surfers not stand up paddle surfers

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ledgend boy Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -2

he must of forgot to pop up

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warbird Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -1

fucking retard can't even spell, no one wants you in the water go back to mommys titty and make some more backward babies

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mantis Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 0

Jim Beam, boozer, you of all people should know we are allowed an occasional whiskey rant. he gets a mulligan

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mantis Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 0

boozer, you of all people should know we are allowed an occasional whiskey rant. he gets a mulligan

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boozer Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

what a clown - where's he from?

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white goodman Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -2

that's ironic...

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Jim Beam Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 3

If you're going to rant about someone not being able to spell, don't you think it would be a good idea to first learn about capitalisation and the possessive apostrophe you complete jackass.

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appleZac Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 2

bit harsh, and no need... to be honest mate... no one knows what the hell you are on about. who was that directed to???

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obm31770 Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

Surfing's all about having fun. I think these spongers have just as much fun as stand-up surfers.

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IceCreamHead Jun 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Yep but the apple juice caused some changes!

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moonyface Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 1

was you the guy with the icecream head ?

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IceCreamHead Jun 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Are you that guy who nearly drove his truck over the bank at Harlyn and then offered me an apple juice and a toothbrush?

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moonyface Jun 7, 2010 Rating: -2

surfing is about fun its also about going away hunting for waves in a clapped out old van drinking each others piss sharing clothes and toothbrushes seeing if you can handle sucking in each others body gasses in between surf spots

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moonyface Jun 6, 2010 Rating: 0

COLGATE

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Zac Gibson Jun 6, 2010 Rating: -2

why do these damn spongers get all this attention their clearly just takeing up space on the front page and they obviously have less skill thand stand ups (sorry just thought i would get in there first ;) )

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Spongerdudette Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 1

Haha I always thought that koala's were meant to be cute and cuddly, but this one does look a bit scary.

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Spongerdudette Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

Ha yeah he does look a bit scary.

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Sneakybadger Jun 7, 2010 Rating: 0

That them there's fightin words.. Actually, thats one psychotic looking Koala.... Pass!

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dkpronedk Jun 6, 2010 Rating: 1

Wurd,,, I hope you boosted the hell out of that lip !!!

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The Rage Jun 6, 2010 Rating: -2

Thats a sick wave..

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