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Alan K. 5d2's photo of Jersey

Average rating of 4.53 from 43 votes

Jersey

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Jersey > Jersey

Date Taken: 24th June 2010. 11930 page views since 24th June 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
2.5ft 10s 271.88°     9
mph
Mostly Sunny 62°f
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inyoni Oct 26, 2010 Rating: 0

i can't find the gay tag. anyone know where it is?

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Sneakybadger Jul 1, 2010 Rating: 0

Ah your lucky, we have a whole bunch of sheltered spot but they all need to be big as it gets (for round these parts) and that doesn't happen too often ... fiddlesticks!! They're bloody good when on though!

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BritishQuadFish Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 1

I cant believe, I cant believe it's not butter, is better than i cant believe, i cant believe its not butter is better than butter. xD sweet ad xD

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BritishQuadFish Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Middle Guys: Ewwwwwww, whats that horrible smell, and the rumble on my back.. Left Guy: *doesnt crack a smile* pretending he never farted! xD

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Sneakybadger Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Comment Voted Below Threshold, lol! The mob has spoken!

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Clinterous Jun 29, 2010 Rating: -2

Twats!

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insanedane07 Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 1

ok, its my turn!!

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straighthander Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 0

It cant be january at 6 pm it would be dark.January temperature is around 8 9 degrees where are the booties

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surfsoul Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 4

june not january

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JERZnotJAWS Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 0

mid five star

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harveywallbanger Jun 26, 2010 Rating: -3

Sneakybadger takes this one

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Scott Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 1

lol good times :D

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chenson Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 0

"pardon, but i think you are in my seat"

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Sneakybadger Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 0

"Woop woop woop woop!!" http://squallyshowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/the-three-stooges.jpg

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the vanity project Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 3

guy in the middle hopes his pal hasn't taken the poo stance digs literally

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Spongerdudette Jun 25, 2010 Rating: -2

Haha talk about being relaxed, he'll be asking for a cuppa next lol.

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Sneakybadger Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 2

Still nothing worth getting wet for... booo!!! The reef is ok on it's day, funnily enough it works much better when it's onshore. Very shallow and very hollow but has wierd pinching issues and goes completely dry on two thirds of the tide...Yeah, you should do it hahaha!

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jul 3, 2010 Rating: 1

Let us know if ya get anything this week i'll be watchin forecast... Hows that reef working out. I gotta a JCB parked in the garden and i'm close to taking it on a trip down to a certain beach and off loading a few huge boulders . Ha

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Sneakybadger Jul 2, 2010 Rating: 0

Ah your lucky, we have a whole bunch of sheltered spot but they all need to be big as it gets (for round these parts) and that doesn't happen too often ... fiddlesticks!! They're bloody good when on though!

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jul 1, 2010 Rating: 2

We do but more on my side of the peninsula the sw swell wil be getting in on other side ( inch )with onshore winds backing it. Its looking like the swell shifts round to NW by sat and then it should start working here . All next week is looking good there s a few sneaky placeS which are bang offshore in a SW wind ;)......... If your prepared to drive you'll pretty much always find somewhere.. its good like that. The best is SW swell for inch with N to NE winds and anything from W to N swells with S or E winds for brandon bay...... But on those W swell huge days with the howling W winds there s a couple of beauties Which are secret enough and off shore just needs BIG to get in there......

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Sneakybadger Jul 1, 2010 Rating: -1

Nice nice, it's always a bonus when the weather is good as well! Yeah it's fairly out of the ordinary but this year has been extra crappy so far, we haven't had much since the beginning of the year (normally get a few springtime ground swells). Really looking forward to getting back in the water now! Yeah, looks like some monstrous conditions heading your way! Do you have sheltered spots you can rely on?

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Yeah man been nice a few times, got it with blue ckies too which is nice.... I was gunna ask is this out of the normal june/july low pressure gunna be bringing some waves your way, Looks like you might have a good enough day next week off shore too........ We getting a beast of a swell coming but howling winds with it, might have to get the pole dancing equipment out!!!!********* ( windsurf)

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Sneakybadger Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Lol, the badge is good..!? ;) Getting waves next week hopefully according to guru!! At last some liquid refreshment!! You still scoring the good stuff?

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 0

Hows your badge sneeks

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Sneakybadger Jun 30, 2010 Rating: -2

Comment Voted Below Threshold, lol! The mob has spoken!

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Spongerdudette Jun 30, 2010 Rating: -1

What I meant was thanks to other users for the support :)

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jun 30, 2010 Rating: 2

Ha ha ah ahaha ha h ah ah Bean are you for real... Man your a complete fag bag..... Instead of worrying about wether its stand up sit down lye down or what ever it takes to have a bit of craic in the water I think you should matbe flick the bean abit more then and just then you might be able to be a wee bit more positve, go play on the road...... Oh and the picture is fecking class FOAMIE SKILLS we won't more. Like dudette says cup of tea, Bring on the set table for next shot..... ahhhhhhhhhh summmer fun

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Spongerdudette Jun 30, 2010 Rating: -1

I would just like you thank you for your support, I really appreciate it :)

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Rich Walsh Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 0

Nice one dang. Bean, seriously are you from Twatshire ? You complete Muppet, no need for that at all, i'd change the meds if I were you.

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The Bean Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 0

no wonder the arabs hate you trailer trash yanks

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insanedane07 Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 0

now listen here mean bean, i dnt like your attitude and i really don't like your !@#king negative comments towards spongerdudette or other people. Most of all im pretty sure spongerdudette cud kik your arse all over town and then sum. if you can sayor type anything nice, i suggest you stfu you lil whiney punk azz biatch and terminate your profile because by the looks of it, you act like a kook, smell like one, hell maybe you were raised by sum. spongerdudette, im sorry for this kooks manners.

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insanedane07 Jun 29, 2010 Rating: 7

now listen here mean bean, i dnt like your attitude and i really don't like your !@#king negative comments towards spongerdudette or other people. Most of all im pretty sure spongerdudette cud kik your arse all over town and then sum. if you can sayor type anything nice, i suggest you stfu you lil whiney punk azz biatch and terminate your profile because by the looks of it, you act like a kook, smell like one, hell maybe you were raised by sum. spongerdudette, im sorry for this kooks manners. have a pleasant day eveyone D

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InOregon Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 5

Woah Bro... Peace, Love, and surf! If you got time to harsh on somebody like that, then maybe you should focus on why we all spend time at MSW. Not to be a f@#$ing a-hole!!!

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sandandrocks Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 3

Christ, that's a bit harsh, go visit the psychiatrist, you sound like you have some issues to sort out. Did your mother not love you, did your father leave you at a young age, leaving you without a suitable male role model???????

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phil g Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 3

gtfo troll.

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phil g Jun 28, 2010 Rating: 0

beat it troll.

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The Bean Jun 27, 2010 Rating: -3

Thought you might show up, dimwit. Is that the best you can do? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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dangalow Jun 27, 2010 Rating: 2

Come on bean.....ur surfjock joke, well, was a joke....u could scroll through a few threads and borrow mine, or watch some "stand up" comedian act and restructure theirs and claim the laughs all for urself.....ask Chenson for some advice, at least his are funny beanie-weenie....like this...borrowed a joke but substituted ur name in it instead...............Three friends -- two straight guys and the bean -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The bean turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

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Sneakybadger Jun 26, 2010 Rating: 2

He has had a pop at myself and Dang as well, must have some sort of bizarre inferiority complex deriving from spongers. It's ok mate, puff your chest and repeat .. "I'm a strong confident woman... I'm a strong confident woman"

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clarkysurf Jun 26, 2010 Rating: 2

Harsh man, shes just commenting a photo, and they always get + ratings, granted thats mainly because shes a girl, but come on dude, wheres the love?

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Spongerdudette Jun 26, 2010 Rating: -4

.......As to your most interesting and constructive comments that you post. I mean looking at the most recent comments all you've done is given other users on this site verbal abuse with name calling. If you don't like what I put then don't read my comments.....simple really. And @Hi Neighbour there's no reason for Bean's little rant as I've had nothing to do with him until now so...... But anyway what a great idea that is Bean for the next flat, though I would definitely have to put on one heck of a lot of weigh to create waves in a duck pond. Ooooh it's no good, I just can't do it.....argue with someone with such a child like mentality that is. So as it's such a nice day and if you're a good boy you just might get taken to the local park so that you can have a go on the swings, and if you're REALLY good you never know you might even be bought an ice cream as well.....

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The Bean Jun 26, 2010 Rating: -8

Stand up you spastic bean

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Hi Neighbor Jun 26, 2010 Rating: 0

wow that seems a little unwarranted. There must be some reason for the outburst, right? I'm going to assume there is. Thats why I'm going to go ahead and give you a +1

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Colin C Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 4

Kook

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Colin C Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 0

The Bean - I probably know you, small island (presuming the Bean is a reference to Jersey); but anyway, lots of kooks over here, they must really look up to you being their leader

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Colin C Jun 25, 2010 Rating: 0

The Bean - I probably know you, because there are quite a few kooks over here, and you sound like one of them.

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The Bean Jun 25, 2010 Rating: -13

Spongerdudette, why don't you get a life and go surfing (or spongeing if you really must get in the way with all your other "speedbump" arsebandit mates) and get off your fat arse instead of pissing everybody off with your boring, ill considered, unwanted comments on MSW. Maybe, when it's flat, you could paddle up and down your local duck pond and create a few waves for you and other spongegobs to splash about in, you fat plomper.

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