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J Mandy M's photo of Tynemouth - Longsands

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Average rating of 4.48 from 73 votes

Tynemouth - Longsands

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > England > Tynemouth - Longsands

Date Taken: 5th November 2009. 18485 page views since 3rd July 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
4ft 10s 62.12°     0 0 mph Sunny 32°f
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Sam.Nicholson Jul 27, 2010 Rating: 1

the pole can pipe me off

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wilfsbandit Jul 20, 2010 Rating: 0

who's the bell end adding the likes of whitley bay and sluice these only break properly half a dozen times a year and your adding them to a global website get a grip and consult some of the locals first. BRING BACK THE POLE.

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thesummerpole Jul 19, 2010 Rating: 0

The summer pole is back, thanks for all the support! After a little resistance MSW removed eddies from the forecast list, secrets and sluice are still on there, but im not that arsed, just looking after eddies as its mine and tody's cocks! LONG LIVE THE COMMITEE and remember the local reefs are for locals only.

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wilfsbandit Jul 14, 2010 Rating: 0

BRING BACK THE POLE this is to lift the ban on THE POLE which mandy millard has imposed on his photos. Leave your thoughts should the ban be lifted or not. LONG LIVE THE POLE. if you cant take the shit dont lead the goons to the good spots. POLE FOR KING.

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yowie Jul 14, 2010 Rating: 0

bring back the pole! bring back the pole! bring back the pole!

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yowie Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

good to have you on board - 'summer pole'....

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

The pole maybe barred from MSW, Thanks to John or peadoooo Baz, but Summer Pole is here now............

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wilfsbandit Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

the pole shalt return to bot thou

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

bot it....

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wilfsbandit Jul 10, 2010 Rating: -1

THE POLES A LEGEND

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

guess who's back? back again? pole is back tell a friend, guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back, iv created a monster and nobody wants to see pole i'm chopped liver...... name that tune?

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yowie Jul 10, 2010 Rating: 0

the pole's disappeared.....where art thou pole??

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yowie Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

'pole' you ever surfed a wave like that?

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Summer Pole Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

winter pole only surfs the net, its to cold to go in the sea you have to wear a hood and everythinh

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yowie Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

aaaaaahhhh - i bet 'winter pole' only surf leef blake!

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

summer pole only surfs sand bottom!

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mr edd Jul 9, 2010 Rating: -2

right thats it! im gona get the best wetsuit and make the drive from kernow..

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

see what i mean John, you have made it crowded in our local waters with you self cratifying pics. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Gorillagram Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 3

oh must have been removed for drunk and disorderly

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

removed cos John or gay baz ( alias Squack ) made a complaint to MSW, typical Baz the grass.......Squack is so hard he poured a kettle of boiling water on a 4 year olds face! what a tough lad eh?

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Summer Pole has gone for his T ( fuck i though i was on facebook for a second )

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Sam.Nicholson Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

POLE, if youve got the balls to blast everyone at least say who you are then, you cant tell where the photo is. I surfed it and havent ever seen any one else even checking it never mind surfing it

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thesummerpole Jul 19, 2010 Rating: 0

samantha, good work on the lifeboat thing the other night! did you see your lass looking over at the pole? x

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

Sam, i told you i am the god of hell and fire and i bring you.....i'll chin you unless you wind your skinny gay little neck in

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Gorillagram Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

fkin hell, raul moat is gonna do you in if you dont pull your neck in, ha ha ha, hes not even raulmoatly kidding, watch ya back!

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

Samantha, The Pole is the god off hell and fire ( you know the tune ) and he will chin you unless you wind your weedy neck in

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

you must be so hardcore, with your blue rape van, gay blonde hair and butchering decendancy, The POLE is a true local and has been forever.....

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spoff Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 4

If you are a local, AND you consult your fellow locals, feel free to post photos of spots on a global advertising surf website. If you are NOT a local, dont go spoiling it for others. Of course we ALL want to see good photos, thats why we all log onto this site. In this case, I cannot tell where this wave is, the author has obviously gone to great length to protect the spot, so KUDOS to him. I have a perfect reeling point break directly outside my house that breaks perfectly 5-10times a year. If i ever see a photo of it on here posted by a visitor , i would resort to gangland tactics! RESPECT ... If you find a spot using a map, some knowledge and curiousity, dont spoil it , or tarnish it, or expose it! The world is getting smaller. think how you would feel if you had a spot you enjoyed alone and some stranger blew it out of the water.

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

yah yah yah, spoff do you surf rock bottom or sand bottom? do you share a flat with jerome from jesmond? have you been surfing for 2 days and know it all? do you drive a van? ..... I thought so!

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

ya ya ya yey you guys, is it sand bottom or rock bottom?

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Hallo Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 2

Why don't ya'll have a surf-off next time this wave breaks? Mandy can ride his mal, & Pole u can use yur boogie-board. 1st to break their neck wins?

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Summer Pole Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

i tell you what i wont ride a body board ill ride your ma (again) she liked it last time and even asked for a donkey punch, not to hard though cos i did'nt want to break her neck......

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

oh and ill use your ma again, she always greets me with a welcoming hallo x

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

ill use your lass like she has never been used before x

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: -3

Cheeky by name but also cheekly by nature, that ugly mouth of yours will get you into a whole bunch of trouble and your even stupid enough to have a pic of yourself on here. see you in the sea where you will botted by a giant pole. x

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Gorillagram Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

botting skull, so your an angry supressed gayer

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

eh cheeky boy where s your comments and you gay pic gone?????? bottled out have ya? the pole always remembers an ugly face x

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

raul moat is a puff compared to the pole, summer pole will bot your gay skull

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Gorillagram Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Is that 'the pole' raul moat?

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ben59 Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Embarrassed?

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Lerry Gopez Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 3

Tw@

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s.t.e.v.e Jul 8, 2010 Rating: -1

I know where it is i reconise the surfer in the water its bob my next door neighbour! i wondered where he'd been sneaking off to when the big swells turnt up cheeky bugger! last time i lend him my mower. thanks msw now i can follow the sneak and drop in on him and anyone else who knows this dirty little secret. see you out there the pole

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FRITZL Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 10

Now now Chico, no need to get your NSP in a twizzle , what would 'the guy's' think at the uni surf club!!

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cheeky Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 0

Pole's a prick!!!!! get off MSW if you dont like it,this is what goes on on here!!!!!!

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thesummerpole Jul 19, 2010 Rating: 0

cheeky cheeky, now calling the pole a prick is a very bad idea nor is it very polite young man.......

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

cheeky boy, you so daft you post a pic to go a long with your cheeky comments, see you in the water you sexy surfer bastard you xxxx

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

cheeky cheeky xxx

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

The Pole can see you.....looking forward to meeting you an discussing your agrresive comments

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FRITZL Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

POLE FOR PRIME MINISTER !!

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thesummerpole Jul 19, 2010 Rating: 0

Pole is chairman of the commitee for the summer but will be looking to hand over that responsibility to another committe member during the autumn time

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indojoe Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 0

i know exactly where that is

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Summer Pole Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

is it sand bottom or rock bottom? should i take my wooden jewelery off before going in?

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Sids Surf Shack Jul 7, 2010 Rating: -5

Oh yes oh yes!

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thepole Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 3

Is that Barry Glitter in the surf, he is usually on his own cos he has no mates, is this his gay photographer mate?

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Portpipe Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 4

haha is it not the bourney no? i actually for one wee second thought it might be because of the floaters

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Portpipe Jul 7, 2010 Rating: -1

knit yourself a nice new rashie. the water it retains gives you momentum. swear.

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Sneakybadger Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 2

Haha, no, we've had nothing that resembles a decent wave down here for months!!! I'm about ready to take up knitting!!

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Rick79 Jul 7, 2010 Rating: -1

Crikey.

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J Mandy M Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 4

I'm not a secret photographer but thanks. I'm not taking this image down because nobody knows or cares where it is it's NOT where you think, and even if I gave you the details, it's only worked like that 6 times in like 10 years. And I only know of about 8 lads who've surfed it.

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

J, take them all down or we will let Mark bot your lass......

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

you only know 8 lads full stop never mind 8 who have surfed it, thats cos your a fat dog who only prints pics like this to get attention x

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39 Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 1

Actually, come to think of it quite a few places break in black and white around here, the featureless horizon is definitely a giveaway though.

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39 Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 3

Cmn Mandy , there is only one place north of the Tyne that breaks in black and white like that, take it down now.

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Scott Jul 6, 2010 Rating: -3

That guy is sooo photoshopped...

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Hallo Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 1

Who is this mystery photographer?

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

it aint no mystery you dum mo fo, his name is written down the side of the photo....... f**k there all brain dead on MSW

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Mike Pearson Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 0

tilt your head a little to the left.

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mattmariob Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 1

loving the string of replys encouraged by the pole haha looks like a nice east coast spot cant wait to surf up the north east coast

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Summer Pole Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

Summer pole is mearly speaking on behalf of THE COMMITEE as spokeperson for them over the summer period.

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Suction Cup Jul 6, 2010 Rating: -3

Look it's obviously Eastbourne; can we cut the drama already ;)

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greenroomaddict Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 3

If this was eastbourne it would make comming here for uni worth while!

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Goodfish Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 0

Staithes?

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thepole Jul 6, 2010 Rating: -10

What is the point of putting this photo on here, you clown, if you have the brains to find this wave, then use another part of your brain and take the photo off before you regret it

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thepole Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 0

hey fat jimmy gis a X

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

touch blue give me a clue x

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J Mandy M Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

Pole, get in touch, i know you i think and you have my number.

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Huntos Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 1

And what are you doing looking at picks on a kooks website Pole? Get a life, get swift-covered.

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Pluto Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 2

Weirdo.

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thepole Jul 8, 2010 Rating: 2

J, the featureless horizon is even more likely to give it away you dont quite get it do you....... What do you get out of putting pics of our local waves on a kooks website??????

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thepole Jul 7, 2010 Rating: -1

jobbletron you ginger menace.......

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J Mandy M Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 2

"pole", its a featureless horizon and no indications to its whereabouts, the idea on putting it up is to share a nice view with other happy folkswho like to look at image, would you rather there where no images posted anywhere in the world? please cmon, youre looking at it! I didnt discover it ive driven past it for the last 30 years! it just never works....only rarely.

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roli Jul 7, 2010 Rating: 3

so unnecessarily aggressive Pole. Issues

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Foilyroy Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 1

Sweet, I didn't realise this spot got this good. Can't wait to get up there next time it's on. Not really. Pole, you're so ace.

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mingas Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 1

who took that photo anyway?

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Sneakybadger Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 0

Run for the hills Carcharias, the pole troll is on his way...

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Carcharias Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 5

It’s the colour of the water that gives the location away, plus a winter storm and a N’Wester. Oops have I given the game away?

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Shorey Jul 6, 2010 Rating: -3

oh no wait I recognise that droplet of water..... I am going to tell everyone I know where it is

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Shorey Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 2

haha, what an idiot. Is the pole you refer to up your ass perhaps or is it through your head?

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Sneakybadger Jul 6, 2010 Rating: -1

Hahaha, me two... I so easily doubt myself! I thought the internet never lied.... lol

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BritishQuadFish Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 3

lol@detail in the background, you made me go up for a second look! xD Dont worry im never North enough from Bristol lol... xD

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jobbietron Jul 6, 2010 Rating: 11

oh thepole's grumpy this morning. If you don't know where it is you're not going to find it based on this, donkey boy. Although all the detail in the background might give it away... nice pic BTW

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NIB Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 0

One TOON, one team. Even the waves are black and white :-)

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sixfoot Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 4

bournemouth reef finally comes good

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Squack Jul 5, 2010 Rating: -4

Barry Waddle knows where it is......;}

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thesummerpole Jul 19, 2010 Rating: 0

Barry Waddle knows were all the local schools are too, you should change your surname to Glitter

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Summer Pole Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 0

Barry waddle knows F A apart from how to avoid being caught from touching up little boys but thats juts a maater time eh Baz? Are you going to grass me up again?

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Hallo Jul 5, 2010 Rating: -1

It's so good I put my name on it! www.georgeforeman.co.uk

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Rinky dink Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 1

left or right? left or right..... i'm going right!

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Nico Chapman Photography Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 2

That's one stunning wave !!!

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BuzyG Jul 5, 2010 Rating: -4

Why aren't there people all over that wave, it's gorgeous.

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devondipper Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 0

I wonder......

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Suction Cup Jul 5, 2010 Rating: 2

There are; there's about ten people spoons up in the tube

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nz paul Jul 5, 2010 Rating: -2

nice

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jul 5, 2010 Rating: -1

perfection on a stick

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R.I.P Brandon Bollix Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 1

why the minus its better than cheese on a stick

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