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TheCollective's photo of Shipstern Bluff

James Mckean and that pesky rodent yet again, eradication is near.

Average rating of 4.31 from 72 votes

Shipstern Bluff

Spot Location: Tasmania > Tasmania > Shipstern Bluff

Date Taken: 5th July 2010. 27950 page views since 9th July 2010.

Big Wave Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
18ft 16s 223.23°     9
mph
Clear 50°f
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Sunspot Jul 14, 2010 Rating: -1

Double barrel or what?

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Dicer Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 2

"you can lead a horse to water but surely you can't tread water with a ten foot pole in your hand, oh wait he is!"

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swwl Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 3

looks like he's getting ready to be crucified! or just explaining how big they are...

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Portpipe Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 2

"yeah look at my balls man, they're this big"!

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getrichquick Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 8

I often take scaffolding along when I swim in big waves

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BuzyG Jul 12, 2010 Rating: -1

Keep coming back to this beast. I'm thinking this guy took off looking at an 15-18ft face, thinking no problem you ungly weeny little runt. What he mist was the little runts brother, standing behind him, as tall fast and powerful, as a certain Mr Bolt, but twice as ungly and weighing in at several hundred tons. Great photo graph. RIP the lolly pop man.

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captnfloyd Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 2

the extra lip is freaking me out that thing must pound away at your bones

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bchsidrednek Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 4

that place creeps me the fuk out

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BuzyG Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 0

That's just plain nut's.

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Dicer Jul 13, 2010 Rating: 1

ready salted

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Shiner Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

Holy crap...double up!

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Drew Peacock Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 0

Great to hear a yank using quality brit lingo like that! Respect goin out to ya cuz!

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Kaptain Kook Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 0

Is that a photoshopped aerial perspective of an a-frame just above the pole dancer? Bit amateur innit.

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sqirl Jul 14, 2010 Rating: 3

Archi, never any shortage of yank bashing with you ehh?.....IRONICALLY you are just as misinformed and incorrect as your "Yank" counterpart tjo! Irony has nothing to do with "oh kaptain, my kaptain's" comment. It is more a clever use of imagery to pose a, quite comical, paradoxical juxtaposition! +1 Kaptain for the use of literary devices found only in the deepest pages of grade school English texts!

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stylin mike Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 10

Some of us do. Others of us are just a little... thicker.

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archibald gruntfuttock Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 4

and they say the yanks don't understand irony.

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tjo Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 0

are you serious? the only photo shop happening here is when that photog takes his in to the shop for repair after they both get ragdolled over that reef.

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nicaragua365.com Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -4

Something almost pornographic about that sea beast - and it looks like it want to rub its oversized clit on that guys head. Has to be said, James Mckean, you have the balls to sate her!

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Kiwi John Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

The only thing porno about this is that somewhere along the line, one of these two is gonna get butt fucked followed closely by an emmense anal douching!

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Scott Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 1

he has it coming...

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nelch Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

why does shipsterns "step" like that in almost the exact same way? must be some weird looking reef shape

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sniperpaddy Jul 12, 2011 Rating: 0

WIND? Archi, after an ill thought out answer like that, you should retire from yank bashing. Pot'n'kettle and all that !!!

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sniperpaddy Jul 12, 2011 Rating: 0

There are three steps in the reef.

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devondipper Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 2

I think its holding up like that because the guy with the big stick is assisting!

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devondipper Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 0

Shirley not...

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Krata Jul 12, 2010 Rating: 1

its the reef for sure

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archibald gruntfuttock Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 0

I think its wind

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devondipper Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 1

nah, nothing to do with the reef...

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40 Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

clone that thing away.

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Sneakybadger Jul 10, 2010 Rating: 2

Man, that photog has got a tough job!

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KIMBALINOS Jul 11, 2010 Rating: -1

I was just thinking tha'.....you dont want mess up there with a pole in your hand!!!

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Jack Glick Jul 9, 2010 Rating: -1

this does not look like a happy ending

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WonderJew Jul 9, 2010 Rating: 10

Fuck! That wave has more lips than Oprah!

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WonderJew Jul 13, 2010 Rating: -1

Its gary the asshole! Minge is doing fine.......lol

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Drew Peacock Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 2

Great to hear a yank using quality brit lingo like that! Respect goin out to ya cuz!

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wedge36 Jul 11, 2010 Rating: 2

ew. How's her minge doin?

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