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HICK AT SPLASH

Average rating of 4.39 from 31 votes

Jersey

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Jersey > Jersey

Date Taken: 9th November 2010. 9593 page views since 9th November 2010.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
9.5ft 17s 271.71°     7 7 mph Overcast 50°f
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acidseason? Nov 14, 2010 Rating: 0

watersplash. a fat ruler edged closeout pushing and dropping tide.not newport wedge,not puerto,and not new jersey.we have to lay of the shrooms boys.shrink possibly required for 98% population.

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nouettes Nov 13, 2010 Rating: 0

Irony is not something that is a bit like an iron, you f*ckwits

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captain dildo Nov 12, 2010 Rating: -2

The splash is topsecret, Any self respecting human knows that. I'm pretty cereal about this. Why does everyone feel the need to state the spot name. Everyone knows where it is just by how many stars it is on the forecast eh. Has anyone got a supplier for left footed leggy rope's . MSW have run out?

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jimjamborey Jan 10, 2011 Rating: -1

im so sick of newbies like you scott comin to the spl&sh (name hidden out of respect) with your brand new 'rip curl' boards. I started surfing the spl*sh 8 years ago when it was just me and 3 or 4 mates. now theres every tom, dick and scott clogging up the lineup. as they say in 'lords of the dogtown' "go back to the valley kook"

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Luke G Nov 14, 2010 Rating: 0

okay... supposing it IS a secret....... the name "splash" gives away its location?! ¬.¬ . . . oh and apparently theres quite a few spots here: http://www.thebeachjersey.com/mid.html#

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the vanity project Nov 14, 2010 Rating: 1

Cat’s out of the bag on another alleged ‘secret’ huh? Oh dear, seems like you can’t go by a week without an MP leaving top secret data on a train

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Scott Nov 13, 2010 Rating: 0

if theres a comp, its at splash, if theres a big surfabout or whatever its at splash, youve got the Jersey surf school at splash, its quite obviously not a secret.

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markdbn Nov 12, 2010 Rating: 0

Sick shore break!

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Trident Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

Did he make it?

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Craivold Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 3

Definitely coming to Jersey now

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nouettes Nov 13, 2010 Rating: 2

Ha ha. To be fair, user 8672 is probably a 14 year old grom with a bit of a hero crush on James. Dont be ashamed son, he's a good looking lad and he surfs big waves. In fact, I might go and get his shipsterns pics and crack one out myself !

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Andrew Nov 12, 2010 Rating: 5

User86720 I think it is you who is the moron and you should apologise to Sunspot. Read it again I think you’ll find he was referring to himself as the "kook" who is already underway. Anyway who is Hick your boyfriend.

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wazza Nov 12, 2010 Rating: -4

do you even know who hick is you moron?

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Sunspot Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 2

Yep, this kook is already underway! Looks like Backdoor on a very low tide and a terribly grey day.

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acidseason? Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

sterling,tamayo,manoa coming to this break!! mushroom season not finished no.

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Will Ellis Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

All of Europe will now invade Jersey: FACT.

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acidseason? Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

i think tamayo coming over now!!

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litmus Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

Thats it, the place is going to get real crowded now,

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archibald gruntfuttock Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

The name says Jersey/jersey. I didn't realise it was secret. or are you still try to fool the Germans?

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CatEmpire Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

you should crop the shoreline and upload it on the kirra page! epic stuff!!

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frankthetank Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

SHACK TIME!

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geordiebass Nov 10, 2010 Rating: 7

Slang Dictionary dildo definition [ˈdɪldo] 1. n. a stupid person, usually a male. (Rude and derogatory. The term refers to an artificial penis.) : Hank can be such a dildo sometimes. Well done Captain Hank

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acidseason? Nov 10, 2010 Rating: 0

i agree, you know this break could only be of 2.puerto or splash.we dont want tamayo or jamie sterling turning up here.nice shot though!!

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captain dildo Nov 10, 2010 Rating: -14

Dear jimbo green, due to the sensative secret nature of this spot i would ask that you refrain from posting it's name on the site. We do not want every tom dick and jeremy in jersey, turning up here and cramming there biscuits into the line up. Instead i would reccomend you use some kind of sexy name like chocolates or fingerbuttons to higlight the location. Those "in the know" will be aware of the precise area you have painstakingly taken your incredible shots at, and forthwith will only praise you for saving their beloved banks from the greedy clutches of the ever increasing kook army. Yours sincerely, Captain Dildo

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Trident Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 5

F*^% me, here we go again. Yeah mate, all those sun kissed beach breaks and coral reefs in faraway lands are going to empty up and the world and it's mother is going to come to Jersey - Jersey in the well informed hope that it'll be a clean, pumping, 6' stand-up barrelling day, only to find a disappointing little ankle slapping raining grey freezing one with nothing to offer bar a bag of soggy chips and a hot toddie. I can see where you're coming from buddy!

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Sunspot Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

Dildo indeedo!

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DrLongSpine Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 0

The sting of wit!

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archibald gruntfuttock Nov 11, 2010 Rating: 9

The name says Jersey/jersey. I didn't realise it was secret. or are you still try to fool the Germans?

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Scott Nov 10, 2010 Rating: 10

wtf??? its splash ffs, any kook knows where it is.

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