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Colin C's photo of Jersey

James Manners solo session at Corbiere http://www.jerseybodyboarding.com

Average rating of 4.56 from 99 votes

Jersey

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Jersey > Jersey

Date Taken: 16th January 2011. 21401 page views since 23rd January 2011.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
8ft 13s 266.03° 6ft 6s   21 30 mph Mostly Sunny 55°f
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ole doc Jan 31, 2011 Rating: 3

I haven't seen so many threads under a photo and with no ass cheeks in a long time

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nouettes Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

Back in the barrel tjo. You and Colecunt.

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Cabbage Pokker Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 1

Well this is gayer than two guys watching porn together

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mookesh griffin Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

J.O.J

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kooky monster Jan 26, 2011 Rating: -8

Its as exciting as watching grass grow... now if SHE was on a lilo and got nailled, that would be exciting...lol

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Spongerdudette Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 1

.....And watching paint dry for poo squatting. But you want to see fun on a lilo? http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=109126&browseSession=fad58f5d844bb86b4f71b25c6c04f1b7

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

No its a butt plug.. after years of rampant anal sex my sphincter is hardly smaller than an orange so i need one of those massive comical porn sized butt plugs to stop my.. you know.. shit from falling out!

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shaggydagz Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Egg on toast?

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NIB Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

I need to get me one of those for a toast feast fest!

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NIB Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

I need to get me one for a toast feast!

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

I just throw a whole loaf in the aga and cook it as one piece! Works a treat!

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NIB Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

Hey Didier, your toast is big where do you get your bread from and the toaster to fit it?

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Toooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaasssssstt!

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Sneakybadger Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 1

Toast on toast! MORE TOAST!!! :D

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NIB Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 1

Plums on toast!

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DROP KNEE STAR Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

sorry for having a go at joss bay i have friends who live near there, to change the subject can we have more photos of people riding on pedlos? maybe a big wave comp involving pedlos?

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

No worries, fact is i never had a chance to surf there anyway cos every time i got a day off there was absolutely no wurf what so ever, i drove out a few times, which took me a good hour and a half and it was always flat. On a more positive note.. Pedlo surfing is something i would love to see more of! Esp if theyre shaped like swans! Swan diiiiiiiiiive!

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Dood Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 5

Very impressive, haven't had much chance to see exposure of big surf in Jersey. In honour of this photo, i would like to introduce a new catchphrase... "Bergerac would go"...

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Colin C Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Excellent

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Alan K. 5d2 Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

I like it..

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Gogmagog Jan 25, 2011 Rating: -3

People like Didier are the sort of people who got into stand up surfing "to be cool", the worst possible type. & "Didier" is a very gay name

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Coelacanth Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

Better get this posted for DooAPoo before I take my leave of absence at midnight GMT(very soon I see)...I think you Brits are turning Japanese...in more ways than one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxViLk20BIg

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Coelacanth Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

HA...You are right eggsandwhich. It IS a habit. But I can break it. I was gone for two long(ish)spells last winter when I was really down and not 'into' banter. The second spell was related to that fatal shark attack here(Stuart Beach)last February that took the life of a fellow surfer and friend of mine. I'd just surfed with him the day before...My first session of 2010. It's been almost a year now since that happened. It took a while to get over that. It was mostly spongerdudette who dragged me back. And I missed the antics of quite a few cyber-pals like Veeps & Sqirl...to name just two. They do cheer me up sometimes. But I'd really rather be surfing than being on this website...It seems it is always abysmally flat here(Same pattern the last two years now)...Not like over there where you can surf year round with enough wetsuit and mental toughness. Let's make it interesting...Let's see which of us can stay away from commenting the longest...starting tomorrow. Looking is OK. Poo can play too if he wants. Starting at midnight GMT tonight.

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eggsandwhich Jan 29, 2011 Rating: -1

I wouldnt worry about the negs , anybody who dares stick their head above the parapet is bound to cop it eventually..... and i give you a week max away from msw - you've got a habit my friend!!

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Coelacanth Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

Ouch...I thought you two were real AND funny. Especially you eggsandwich. I don't get the Brit fixation with poo...DooAPoo...I have only just become aware of a certain British 'Glades' commercial thanks to Google...which partly explains your name...if not your choice of it. I had until very recently thought everyone was real...except for a few multi-profiles, trolls and chronic taggers...and here to have fun as well as look at new pics. I've just been trying to return some fun as best as I can. I was duped into thinking I was succeeding by mostly positive feedback on comments/replies, rising average ratings and Facebook 'Like's'...Very recent heavy negging by trolls has shaken me out of thinking THAT anymore. The trolls are now moving on to OTHER profile pages with lots of old comments, btw...I WAS planning to hibernate soon anyway...as I've mentioned a couple of times recently before the trolls did their number on me. This 'irrelevant' website just isn't as much fun as it used to be. And as the good egg points out...I do spend way too much time here. I'm gonna go pursue reality somewhere else by jingo!...Speaking of jingo(ism)...Give these Brits HELL while I'm gone USAPride!!!

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Coelacanth Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

Ouch...I thought you two were real AND funny. Especially you eggsandwich. I don't get the Brit fixation with poo...DooAPoo...I have only just become aware of a certain British 'Glades' commercial thanks to Google...which partly explains your name...if not your choice of it. I had until very recently thought everyone was real...except for a few multi-profiles, trolls and chronic taggers...and here to have fun as well as look at new pics. I've just been trying to return some fun as best as I can. I was duped into thinking I was succeeding by mostly positive feedback on comments/replies, rising average ratings and Facebook 'Like's'...But I was planning to hibernate soon anyway...as I've mentioned a couple of times recently. This 'irrelevant' website just isn't as much fun as it used to be. And as Poo points out...I doo spend way too much time here. I'm gonna go pursue reality somewhere else by jingo!...Speaking of jingo(ism)...Give these Brits Hell while I'm gone USAPride!!!

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ole doc Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

@ egg sandwich...you're right. REAL people go on myspace/facebook/twitter where the good stuff is. (STATUS I'm eating my lunch) and @ poostance... our fishy friend is...well...thourogh...bollocks notwithstanding.

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ole doc Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 2

Dudette....tan...salty...coconut oil....(biting my hand)

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DoAPooAndGambole Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

@coelacanth you have far too much time on your hands, you really think anyone's gonna read all the bollocks you are spewing?

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eggsandwhich Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

coelocanth, NONE of the rest of us on here are real. We're all computer generated. YOU are the only human. Do you really think real people have the time to waste on an irrelevant website?

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Spongerdudette Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 1

*sniff* Betty a gay name!!!! *sniff*.....you're a well cheeky clown. But Doc big girls pants won't help, thermals longjohns maybe at the moment over here..*aitchoo*. But then in the summer I'll be that tanned salty skinned girlie with the coconut oil aroma.....no probs *aitchoo* ;)

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mantis Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

FUCK DEM SOUTH AFRICAN MOTHA FUCKAS PEACES OF SHIT BITCHES

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soutie Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 0

yes Diddleier, i may be geographically located in France, but I wouldnt even give a pet gerbil a French name. they blokes all have girl names, Michelle, Yves, Doris, Betty etc.

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ole doc Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 0

nuw I'm even more confused than ever. And DUDETTE put your big girl knickers on! (unless you have salty brown skin and smell like coconut oil)

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Spongerdudette Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 0

Ha, knew I was *sniff*.....and I think that I had better get something from the chemist for this cold ;)

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Coelacanth Jan 28, 2011 Rating: -2

You weren't necessarily conned Doc...I may be totally wrong...and Dudette may be absolutely right about Francois...I see clever provocation sometimes where it others don't...and where it may not be intentional...or even exist. Others besides me think this guy has a way of putting things that are...'strange' at any rate...His comments/replies create the need in some, like me, to clear up certain 'misstatements' and erroneous 'opinions' & 'facts'. I actually look forward to more of Francois' contributions. He has actually been on MSW for at least two and a half years, btw Doc...maybe longer. And only learned to swim three years ago...according to him...when he wasn't cross-training and learning to surf big South African waves. Here's something you may not have seen on another pic page I just C&P'd for you......................................................................... Francois Bouwer7 days ago -1 Rating Reply There is a distinct possibility of him being much bigger than the other guys, as I heard that Laird Hamilton is 5ft something... Ross Clarke Jones is 6'5"... Francois Bouwer7 days ago -1 Rating Reply Oh, wait a sec, the middle guy is Grant Baker. He ain't so short... tjo7 days ago +1 Rating Reply his name is twiggy because he's not huge Coelocanth4 days ago Unrated Reply To clear up Francois' confusion/misinformation: Laird Hamilton... Ht:6'3", Wt:215 lb.; Grant 'Twiggy' Baker...Ht:5'11", Wt:155 lb.; Kala Alexander...Ht:5'10", Wt:175 lb.; Ross Clarke-Jones...Ht:5'8", Wt:177lb....To sum up...Laird = 'BIG'; Twiggy = 'TRIM'; Kala = 'STOCKY'; Ross = 'STOCKY'...I hope this helps. Keep Chargin' 'Grommet'...and don't forget to wear a leash at all times...There's a distinct possibility that a new swimmer like you could drown out there when it gets gnarley big if you're not careful.;-)

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ole doc Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 1

Hold on my thought-to-be-extinct friend....... You mean I was conned by Francois?

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ole doc Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 0

Hold on my thought to be extinct friend....you mean I was baited bty Francois?

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Spongerdudette Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

That's right blame me, I can take it....*sniff*

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Coelacanth Jan 27, 2011 Rating: -2

YOU started it Dudette...by disagreeing with me...HA...OK...So you didn't exactly say teenager...or pimply...I may have exaggerated there a bit for the sake of entertainment...which is why we are here...right? BTW these quotes come from that Porthleven thread where the Saffa Francois was rambling crazily(LIKE A FOX!!!)about British 'big' waves vs those in South Africa...and almost restarted the Boer War(s)......................Coelocanth6 days ago -1 Rating Reply I would hate to be called a killjoy by Francois...or be labelled Captain Obvious by some others...but a glance at Francois' page and past comments will show you he is yet another windup artist. Better than most we've had lately. But not the naive, arrogant twit some suppose he is. spongerdudette5 days ago +2 Rating Reply I don't think that Francois is a ''windup merchant'' at all Coelocanth. I for one have seen his comments posted around this site for quite a long time now. He's just a young lad, fairly new to surfing and sharing his experiences with us thats all......nothing wrong with being stoked about it.

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Spongerdudette Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 1

Err EXCUSE ME.....why am I being brought in on this?

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ole doc Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 1

He reminds me of that Korean kid on american idol that sang "she bangs"....so awful he's good. Speaking of fine wine, my wife calls me that. One day I asked her why. She told me it's because the older I get, the harder it is to get my cork out. what a kidder.

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Coelacanth Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

Hahahahaha...Love that ole doc(Fargon/Wison). There IS a certain interesting enigma...or perhaps mystique...about Francois...no? Dudette is convinced he is just a pimply, confused, annoying, arrogant teenager relatively new to the wonderful world of surfing. I cannot convince her otherwise. It's fun for me to watch other's takes, like yours, on our very opinionated, 'newby' Francois...as he leaves his comments and replies in various strategic places. I have had to curb my impulses several times...and delete stuff other times. Francois IS becoming like a fine wine for me(a culinary metaphor only...you started it)...though actually I almost only drink cheap beer.

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ole doc Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 3

I started out on a surf mat. (original sponge?) I went to stand up on a board not to be cool, but to get at those surfer girls with their salty brown skin and smelling of coconut oil. I had limited sucess at either but kept surfing anyway. Now when I go to the coast. I'll use a long board, short board. sponge, anything to look cool and to get me close to those surfer girls with their brown salty skin and smelling of coconut oil. I renenber once going to a Thai eatery and they had this chicken dish with a salty brown skin and cooked in coconut oil, I was happy. Francois knows what i'm talking about.

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Sneakybadger Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

WAKE UP FATTY.. time to be a happy frenchman!

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gemini Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 1

only gays call people gay; must be some sort of defense mechanism. or maybe you meant happy, full of joy?

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rockinnonstoppin Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

nothing wrong with being gay!

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 4

Oi! you were french not too long ago!! Dont think we've forgotten, we never forget!

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soutie Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 2

actually Didier is a french name, ... so gay then.

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tjo Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 1

If you're surfing in the north sea, you're cool, probably freezing actually

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Didier Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 4

Hahaha if you'd ever seen me surfing you would not think i got into it to look cool! Anyway, surfing shitty, 2ft mush in the freezing north sea is a far stretch from the stereotypical 'cool' hawaii/california surf image!

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Spongerdudette Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 2

How do you know? Mind reader or something? But Didier could be his real name for all you know but you don't mind saying that's gay do ya. But have a peep at this to out found out just a few other ''Didier's''....still gay? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier

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wave master Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Great shot...Great ride!!!

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Papa Chambo Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 20

Its like groundhog day reading the 'wind up' comments about bodyboarding on this site. It exists, its not going away, just deal with it. Anyone having a crack at waves like that in winter deserves a thumbs up. Also, constant references to being 'gay' linked to the suggestion of 'inferiority' in their chosen sport simply suggests a generally prejudice attitude which, unfortunately, makes stand up surfers sound like bigoted idiots.

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Spongerdudette Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 1

......Can't say coz it's crude and rude and dirty ;)

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tjo Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 0

what do you mean?

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Spongerdudette Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

Hahaha I bet....but I mean we REALLY know ;)

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tjo Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

boxes, cans, whatever works!!

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Spongerdudette Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 1

Someone who packs fudge into boxes right???? lol. It's okay we know :)

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tjo Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

they do know what fudgepacker means right?

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Coelacanth Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 2

I'm not sure if that phrase...'not that there's anything wrong with that'(from the sitcom Seinfeld)...is as familiar on that side of the pond as it is to diehard Seinfeld fans over here. There are many great British sitcoms I've never seen, but sometimes hear unfamiliar references to, in some banter.

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tjo Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

us "yanks" usually get called out for missing sarcasm, i was trying to turn the not so politically correct homophobic topic to something more acceptable, like fudgepacking spongers :^J

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tjo Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

26 is a teenager

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Spongerdudette Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

Sorz Didier *sniff*

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

:( Sponger! why you give the game away! I was having fun winding ppl up! But yes i found the teenage comment amusing.. im actually 26 tjo, and trust me when i say i have some very good gay friends and mean it nothing more than just a wind up.

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Spongerdudette Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

Cool tjo, and thanks. A +1 for you :)

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tjo Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

i love the banter, the sense of humor, and your new profile pic dudette! hubba hubba :^)

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Spongerdudette Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

Didier a teenager!!! Hahahahahahahaha oh please. Nah tjo, I (plus many others) have known Didier for a very long time, and all he was doing was having some banter with what started off at me. We've always had that fun banter going on and it means nothing at all, just larking around....nothing more or nothing less. He's got nothing against spongers at all as a lot of his friends on here are bodyboarders...so just bantering and not to be taken seriously :)

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tjo Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

i dont think the chosen surf craft is what propels these guys into throwing gay jokes. i think it's their age. guessing teenage? i think the connection this juvenile mind is trying to make is that riding on a sponge, when given all the options, seems like and odd decision, just like fudge packing, odd decision, but yours to make. not that theres anything wrong with that....

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Spongerdudette Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

You shouldn't it all so seriously, it's just some lighthearted banter nothing more. Poo squatters diss spongers then spongers diss poo squatters. But at the end of the day, people regardless of their preferred mode of craft are generally friendly when they're actually out there!

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padcrawf Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 0

couldnt agree with you more papa > bleedin kids.Takes bottle,knowledge & a high level of fitness to surf well in big waves.Doesn't matter what you surf on ! long as people respect others & the sea & it's inhabitants

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DROP KNEE STAR Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 1

didier has bookmarked joss bay now that is GAY !

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Didier Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Ha, yeah def gay bookmarking the closest surf spots to where i was working at the time. I mean heaven forbid i want to go get wet despite where i am and what the local surf is like.

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Ben P. Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Awsome

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Barry bog squat Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 1

Beast!! Any short boarders giving this session a crack?

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Sealed Image Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 1

Yewwwwwwwww! Insaneee

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Sneakybadger Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 0

Check out the link in the description! line up looks all over the place, hats off to this man!

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DIGITAL WAVE Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Check Superman in pic 3!

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Colin C Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

Yes sets shift about at Corbiere, and James was doing big circles with all the water movement in between sets. Hats off to him, I did a big text around but found no other takers!

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bruce carnegie Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 1

yeah man - just checked out the link ... still picking my jaw up from the floor - awesome - nice one chaps well done

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BoroGTI Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 1

left or right....choices choices

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bruce carnegie Jan 24, 2011 Rating: -3

yes yes yes! charging!

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Rinky dink Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 0

good lad that is some size

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Scott Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 0

i know corbiere gets big... but this? wow.

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Cornish-Surfer Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 1

Ouch! thats intense

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Spongerdudette Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 5

Nice one Colin +5.

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Coelacanth Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

Ouch...I thought you two were real AND funny. Especially you eggsandwich. I don't get the Brit fixation with poo...DooAPoo...I have only just become aware of a certain British 'Glades' commercial thanks to Google...which partly explains your name...if not your choice of it. I had until very recently thought everyone was real...except for a few multi-profiles, trolls and chronic taggers...and here to have fun as well as look at new pics. I've just been trying to return some fun as best as I can. I was duped into thinking I was succeeding by mostly positive feedback on comments/replies, rising average ratings and Facebook 'Like's'...But I was planning to hibernate soon anyway...as I've mentioned a couple of times recently. This 'irrelevant' website just isn't as much fun as it used to be. And as the good egg points out...I do spend way too much time here. I'm gonna go pursue reality somewhere else by jingo!...Speaking of jingo(ism)...Give these Brits Hell while I'm gone USAPride!!!

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ole doc Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

hmmmmm...I thought it meant a good fishing spot

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eggsandwhich Jan 29, 2011 Rating: 0

maybe i'm being naive , but whats the point of the barrel in the previously described , um , activity?

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tjo Jan 28, 2011 Rating: 1

well actually, i believe the term started in the military, 1 guy climbs into a wooden barrel, with a hole in it, and another guy stuffs his.... oh yeah..... yeah right there... oh oooh ..... wait for it... here it comes...GLORYHOLE!!!!!!!!! ok, your turn in the barrel

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Coelacanth Jan 27, 2011 Rating: 0

I saw a Brit make a comment some time back...maybe a few weeks ago...about a really nice pic shot from way deep inside the barrel looking out. Don't remember now where it was supposed to be...It WAS a beautiful, inspiring, excitement-inducing shot. I would have saved that pic to faves...and now I wish I had...but for one thing. The Brit called the opening at the end of the barrel(looking out)...a "Gloryhole". Apparently...that word means something different across the pond than it does in the good ol' USA...I'm not gonna explain what it means over here...but this seemed like the right thread to mention it in. Maybe tjo can explain what's wrong with that word over here...and why we don't use it to describe 'our' wave barrel openings.

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Sneakybadger Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 1

Herp!?... Only an orange? Son.. i am disappoint!

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tjo Jan 26, 2011 Rating: 1

ok, now thats pretty gay, you win butthole boy

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Didier Jan 26, 2011 Rating: -1

No its a butt plug.. after years of rampant anal sex my sphincter is hardly smaller than an orange so i need one of those massive comical porn sized butt plugs to stop my.. you know.. shit from falling out!

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NIB Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

I think Didier has still got his butt plug in, or is it his boyfreind?

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nmccabe Jan 25, 2011 Rating: -2

didier you are a cock.

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Spongerdudette Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 3

No it didn't Slybait.

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Didier Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 0

God didnt give him feet at all, didnt you know we all evolved into the most complex beings in the universe from single celled ameobas purely by accident!!

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soutie Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 3

actually, God gave him feet to flip.

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Slycat bait Jan 25, 2011 Rating: -4

NIB that attempted 'play on words' failed horribly

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Didier Jan 25, 2011 Rating: 7

I do have a dictionary but i dont tend to use it to look up words like gay.. seems a bit... Gay to me!

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NIB Jan 24, 2011 Rating: 0

Gay=lively, full of fun, joyousness, its in the dictionary if you have one. So i suppose he is gay!

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Didier Jan 24, 2011 Rating: -19

God sponging is soooo gay! I mean why doesnt he just stand up, thats what god gave him feet for!!! Surfers rule, sponger drool!!!! ;)

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