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Jake Moore's photo of Bournemouth

SUPing with the new bride

Average rating of 3.91 from 34 votes

Bournemouth

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > England > Bournemouth

Date Taken: 3rd July 2011. 9705 page views since 4th July 2011.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
0.9ft 4s 126.39° 0.2ft 10s   9 9 mph Sunny 61°f
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Tragicallyhip Jul 10, 2011 Rating: 0

Spot the 'deliberate mistake'? She's holding the paddle with the blade back to front. Honestly.

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nouettes Jul 9, 2011 Rating: 5

His names Trevor and he feels more comfortable in womens clothes.Most SUPers are transvestites and wear a bra and panties beneath their wetsuits. Fact.

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Kiwi John Jul 7, 2011 Rating: 0

I knew that Parisian tunnel story was bullshit!

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archibald gruntfuttock Jul 7, 2011 Rating: -2

Er......why?.......did she?............what about?........feck it! dot know where to start, just so wrong.

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archibald gruntfuttock Jul 10, 2011 Rating: -4

which bit of 'SUP's are an abomination and have no place in the surf' don't you understand.

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SurftechF4 Jul 9, 2011 Rating: 1

That's the most gayest comment ever..Why should she not do it?

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Ashley Height Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

only in bournemouth

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Ashley Height Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

only in bournemouth

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farscapes Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

All together now : 'Here comes the Bride, Her board is 2 feet wide, If she takes firm hold of my paddle, I'll take her for a ride'

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farscapes Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

All toegther now: 'Here comes the Bride Her board is 2 feet wide If she takes firm hold of my paddle I'll take her for a ride'

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kernowbysvyken Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 4

Grounds for divorce

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insanedane07 Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 1

you had me at SUP!

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mg Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 1

That's a really late (skin of your teeth) return from a hen-do!!!

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the vanity project Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 6

Wedding night and a large paddle…ahhhh the memories

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7 Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

Ah. I see. Hence the divorce. 大笑いする

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the vanity project Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 1

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa104/willag_mac/3%20star%20course%20Aug%2013%20and%2024th/PICT0004.jpg

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7 Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

Photo, please. Preferably, but not necessarily, in use.

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the vanity project Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 17

Too late Dudette…It was a single bladed traditional wooden canoe paddle, I chose one made from ash as it is well known for it’s durability and striking grain structure. Finished with a marine grade urethane varnish for its exceptional protective properties and graced with the popular pear ended carved grip for comfort it was handcrafted by Bitestick and Redass of Ontario Canada, purveyors of traditional canoe paddles since 1879. Ash is of course slightly heavier than the popular spruces commonly used in the watercraft fraternity but it is well suited for many diverse applications and served me well right up until our divorce the very next day.

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Spongerdudette Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 0

I don't think that we reaallly want to know the finer details 7.

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7 Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 0

Details, please.

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Tony Chaney Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 2

From the thumb it looked like a man sitting ontop of a giant sombrero, i thought "Ah, gotta be Puerto Escondido!"

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billyboy Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 0

everytime i look at the thumbnail - i see the sombrero too- nice one Tony

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Clinterous Jul 5, 2011 Rating: -4

What a weirdo

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Old Salty Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 1

There'll always be an England!

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Get Joggly Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 6

Board and paddle , ball and chain ... same deal , its all over !

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Baldric650 Jul 6, 2011 Rating: 1

It would be harder to paddle this thing with a frying pan, plus she'll have more reach with the SUP paddle.... He'd better look out.

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Cowface Jul 5, 2011 Rating: 5

He's been out in the line up for an hour longer than he said. His dinner is ruined. Now she is coming to give him a good telling off in front of all his pals. No more sanctuary!!

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