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Nathan Fletcher

Average rating of 4.67 from 362 votes

Teahupoo

Spot Location: French Polynesia > Tahiti > Teahupoo

Date Taken: 27th August 2011. 61278 page views since 3rd September 2011.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
11ft 14s 190.84° 1.6ft 10s   18 19 mph Mostly Sunny 76°f
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jervaughan Sep 17, 2011 Rating: 0

Yikes! A rolling monster, whale of a wave.

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Kiwi John Sep 9, 2011 Rating: 2

Mr MSW we need some kick ass scum bag removals in here please. Not me this time, some pikey's selling fake tat me thinks!

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soutie Sep 10, 2011 Rating: -2

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Kiwi John Sep 10, 2011 Rating: 4

Joke for you... Whats blue and yellow and has a really tight cunt at one end?......................A lidl bag!

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Bincey Sep 9, 2011 Rating: 4

Fake tat? How dare you tarnish the reputable names of ghgfghfhty, gtsdfgsdfdgh and wuqingas!

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mookesh griffin Sep 9, 2011 Rating: 5

Hey Wuqingas,Go and choke on a dick

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Bincey Sep 9, 2011 Rating: 2

gtsdfgsdfdgh and wuqingas, how about I give you $35 dollars for a t-shirt but you have to chuck in a Neo Geo with 3 games of my choice? But I don't want Fatal Fury 3: Road to the Final Victory cos my mate Dave has that and it's well easy to complete. Deal?

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wuqingas Sep 9, 2011 Rating: -25

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I love beef curtains me !! Sep 6, 2011 Rating: -3

yes its official! i would trade in a testicle to ride that bitch..

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Martin Alexander Sep 8, 2011 Rating: 1

I've lost my dignity many a day in 2ft mush........

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Arctic10101 Sep 8, 2011 Rating: 4

You'll robably lose more than a testical riding that "bitch" anyway

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jezzer Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 4

thicker than my cousin.

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Martin Alexander Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 1

no SUP's or goatboaters giving it a go?

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berko Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 1

minus one star because the horizon isn't level

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Goodfish Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 1

I think that's because it's breaking below sea-level, my child...

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h3rb1e Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

Well it looks like the wave is breaking up a hill, last time I checked gravity still exists.

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Odyssey SurfSnowStyle Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 10

How do you know it's not level, there's a bloody great wave in the way.

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Odyssey SurfSnowStyle Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

How do you know it's not straight, there's a bloody great wave in the way.

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SurfTaiwan.com Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 6

Ahh, nothing like a mellow morning session. He's probably simply thinking about what he'll have on his toast.

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LPKC Sep 7, 2011 Rating: 5

More likely he's thinking I AM toast! Teahupoo never fails to retract my nuts

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bravegoat Sep 5, 2011 Rating: -28

I bought the pro upgrade for the iphone app and received no follow up info on how to activate. My itunes account was charged. I've emailed and received no response. Site and app are great but I still don't feel good about throwing money away! Caution to people considering this purchase!

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BuzyG Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 1

I bought a new leash for my Manta Wingnut Model X. Fisrt big set snapped it clean off. So I bought another one. Lifes hard dude.

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skookumskagit Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 1

this guy sounds like a lota fun to party with!!!

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farscapes Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 4

If that's a transcript of what the guy in the water is saying, it's certainly not what I expected. Still, horses for courses and all that.

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doublevizion Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 7

dude seriously you should try getting wet a little more often

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stoke pusher Sep 5, 2011 Rating: -2

know your faultline know your earthquake; www.ridetidal.com

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santander Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 1

cuantas toneladas de agua lleva esa ola ?

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QC Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

WTF are you talking about?

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39 Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

Qstn -' How many tonnes of of water in that wave?' Answer - 'Yes, very relaxed'?????????????????!!!! Back to level 1 and do your homework next time.

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QC Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 0

sí, muy relajado

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chrisniow Sep 5, 2011 Rating: -4

this was at the billabong pro no?

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BuzyG Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 1

I belive they call that gentle phase after an exilerating glassy drop in, whist one contamplates the forthcoming tunnel of total pleasure, THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM.

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Joktan Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 2

Well he's either top of the world or bottom of the ocean.

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k7 Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 40

a friendly wave, suitable for casual longboarding or the beginner surfer

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Inglorious Landlocked Basterd Sep 5, 2011 Rating: -4

yep. that's where I learned all my tricks. on a pink soft top.

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Rolandcross Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 0

glassy monsta

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Drew Peacock Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 8

Surely that's dangerous. I bet if that wave broke it would knock the surfer clean off his feet.

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Kays-Aways-From-Wayvs Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 22

or at very least get his hair wet.

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Goodfish Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 1

Is this what's called 'shoulder hopping'?

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Coelacanth Sep 8, 2011 Rating: -1

Doesn't just overcoming fear...AND managing to stay alive as well...count as 'making it' in this special place...no matter what distance these 'Chopes chargers may(or may not)cover trying to reach the deeper water of the reef pass?

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Coelacanth Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

What if your board makes it...but you don't?...Or vice versa?

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Coelacanth Sep 6, 2011 Rating: 0

...closeout & going out-of-business!...

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tjo Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 7

its only a closeout if you dont make it

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Kays-Aways-From-Wayvs Sep 5, 2011 Rating: 2

Not quite sure you can shoulder hop a 15ft close out

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