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Karmann the surfing Dog

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Newquay - Fistral North

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > England > Newquay - Fistral North

Date Taken: 28th September 2008. 15279 page views since 29th September 2008.

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sambo56 Dec 13, 2008 Rating: 1

Sorry Toad there is no punchline it was a genuine comment

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wooly Dec 7, 2008 Rating: 7

He works at tesco's

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kernowbysvyken Dec 6, 2008 Rating: 1

probably one of the best surfers in the water at Fistral My dog can surf too, but he's more into drinking

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Toad Nov 21, 2008 Rating: 1

19 days and i'm still waiting for the punchline.........................

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sambo56 Nov 2, 2008 Rating: 0

Did anyone see the aussie guy who took his mouse or rat surfing?

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 7, 2008 Rating: 1

Baassstuuurd! caught again!!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 7, 2008 Rating: 0

Well Okay, if i was deluded enough to beleive in 'religion' then i guess i'd need a drink. In fact i'd need a few, so i sympathise wiht your hypothetical pilgrims. But lest it be said that drinking on 'church property' was a sin - in my own eyes a church is not more sacred to me than a shed or a portaloo; thereby any such reference would be met with the response "He who is without sin, must buy the first round".

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Get Joggly Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 0

Wanna see a surfer turn white you mean!

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harveywallbanger Oct 6, 2008 Rating: -1

wanna see this dog turn white? http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=64235

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harveywallbanger Oct 6, 2008 Rating: -1

or just the morn after pill when el rays finished with u?

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harveywallbanger Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

u yankee w&nker

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harveywallbanger Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 0

ahh welcome Knob'ro, we have been searching for you for a VERY long time, will you take the red pill or the blue pill?

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

FAO elhowardo--Am trying to save your soul you make it so hard(EEK) I think its a test from he upun high(More EEK)please read further--Drinking can be a bad habit. Alcohol is proven addictive, proposes a real health risk over time, and can be very hard to quit once a significant habit has begun. But is drinking a sin? Does it damage a witness? Is all matters of drinking wrong whether it be beer, whiskey or wine? How should we address those that may drink socially outside in our church parking lots? Has the church at large been too legalistic in this area? This was the subject that I and some friends were discussing this past week. Let me share with you a hypothetical scenario to illustrate this issue. A few 21+ year old young men and women (who are part of a local church) were found drinking in the parking lot of the church. A "greeter" from the church went to them and asked them to stop drinking or possibly leave the parking lot. Take this to a more broad picture of anyone drinking outside on church property (member or visitor) and how that would look "image wise" for any church.---ELHOWARDO-TA FECKUR-DISCUSS!!---HIC!!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

this thread has gone off the charts!!! legendary bollock! I always had a nseaking suspisicon papa was a "...hunk!" and how funny would this be if we could all do it over a pint - except for Robro who would be in the john with Michael jackson, George Michael and the Queer Eye team! boom chakka lakka chakka lakka....

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poco_loco Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

nice one Praise Be, most informative Biblical perspective. I say let consenting adults do what they want, so long as they dont annoy others. Take note Robro. Remember there may be kids reading this. I am starting to doubt the El Ray / Robro conspiracy. Both are gormless but only Robro is suppressing gay urges.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

Harvey--please do not judge me--There is only one judge I respect and that is the big man upstairs(eek-that don't sound right)

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

Robro--you are denial!! Raw nerve or something,You are intrigued with the voice of The church Of Surf! Robro do not read the next passages-- A brief survey of pertinent scriptural passages must begin with a word about our interpretive principles. My first hermeneutical assumption -- and the most fundamental one -- is that Jesus Christ is the bearer of God's invitation to human wholeness and is the focal point of God's humanizing action; hence, Jesus Christ is the central norm through which and by which all else must be judged. Second, I believe that the interpreter must take seriously both the historical context of the biblical writer and the present cultural situation. Third, we should study the Bible, aware of the cultural relativity through which we perceive and experience Christian existence. And, fourth, our scriptural interpretation should exhibit openness to God's truth that may be revealed through other disciplines of human inquiry. With these assumptions in mind let us turn to the Bible, noting first that nowhere does it say anything about homosexuality as a sexual orientation. Its references are to certain kinds of homosexual acts. Understanding homosexuality as a psychic orientation is relatively recent. It is crucial that we remember this, for in all probability the biblical writers in each instance were speaking of homosexual acts undertaken by those persons whom the authors presumed to be heterosexually constituted. While the Onan story (Gen. 38:1 -- 11) does not deal directly with homosexual activity, it gives us important clues to some of the reasons for its ancient condemnation. Onan's refusal to impregnate his widowed sister-in-law, a refusal expressed in his deliberate withdrawal before ejaculation, was interpreted by the biblical writer as so serious a violation of divine decree that Onan was killed by Yahweh. Three interpretive observations are important to our subject. First, the story clearly represents the strong procreative emphasis characteristic of the Hebrew interpretation of sexuality. Our awareness that the very survival of a relatively small tribe struggling against external challenges depended significantly upon abundant procreation helps us to understand this emphasis. Yet, our own situation on an overcrowded planet is markedly different, and faithful response to God's humanizing activity in Christ should compel us to reassess this procreative norm. Second, the story is based in part upon a biological misunderstanding present throughout the Bible. The prescientific mind, and more particularly the prescientific male mind, believed that the man's semen contained the whole of nascent life. With no knowledge of eggs and ovulation, it was assumed that the woman provided only the incubating space, "ground for the seed." Hence, the deliberate and nonproductive spilling of semen was equivalent to the deliberate destruction of human life. When such occurred in male masturbation, in male homosexual acts, or in coitus interrupt us, the deserved judgment was as severe as that for abortion or for murder. The third observation follows from this. Male masturbatory and homosexual acts have been condemned far more vigorously in the Judeo-Christian tradition than have similar female acts. The sexism endemic to a patriarchal society ironically bore with its logic a heavier burden upon "deviants" of the "superior" gender. It is, however, another Genesis account (19:1 -- 29) that we associate more directly with homosexual activity -- the Sodom story. Contemporary biblical studies persuasively indicate that the major theme of the story and concern of the writer were not homosexual activity as such but rather the breach of ancient Hebrew hospitality norms and persistent violations of rudimentary social justice. That inhospitality and injustice are "the sin of Sodom" is evident when one examines parallel scriptural accounts as well as explicit references to Sodom elsewhere in the Old Testament. Further, the story is not given an explicitly and dominantly sexual interpretation until several centuries after it was written -- in the intertestamental Book of Jubilees. Given this general agreement, scholars do differ as to whether homosexual activity actually played any role in the story at all. However, within the context of the story's major theme, what if we assume that the writer did intend to condemn certain homosexual acts as particularly illustrative of human guilt in the face of God's righteousness? Even then, in fairness to the text, it is difficult to construe the Sodom account as a judgment against all homosexual activity, for its condemnation then would be directed against homosexual rape. Indeed, as John McNeill has observed, the use of the Sodom story in the Christian West may be another of those ironies of history. In the name of a biblical account whose major theme is inhospitality and injustice, countless homosexually oriented persons have been subjected to precisely that. What are we to make of those Old Testament passages that in addition to rape condemn other homosexual acts? (See, for example, the Holiness Code in Lev. 18:22 and 20:13; also Deut. 23:17 and 1 Kings 14:24, 15:12 and 22:46.) Cultic defilement is the context of these passages. Canaanite fertility worship, involving sacral prostitution and orgies, constituted a direct threat to Yahweh's exclusive claim. Yahweh was the God who worked through the freedom of human history and not, primarily, through the cycles of biological life. Thus, sexuality was to be seen not as a mysterious sacred power, but rather as part of human life to be used responsibly in gratitude to its creator. In this context these texts are most adequately interpreted, and this central message is utterly appropriate to the norm of the new humanity that we meet in Jesus Christ. Also, remember that a common Middle East practice during this period was to submit captured male foes to anal rape. Such was an expression of domination and scorn. As long as homosexual activity was generally understood to express such hatred and contempt -- particularly in societies where the dignity of the male was held to be of great importance -- any such activity was to be rejected summarily. In the New Testament we have no record of Jesus saying anything about homosexuality, either as a sexual orientation or as a practice. The major New Testament references are found in two Pauline letters and in 1 Timothy. The context of Paul's widely quoted statement in Romans 1:26-27 is clearly his concern about idolatry. Three things should be noted. First, concerned about the influence of paganism upon the Roman Christians, Paul sees homosexual expression as a result of idolatry, but he does not claim that such practices are the cause of God's wrath. Second, in this passage we have a description of homosexual lust ("consumed with passion for one another") but not an account of interpersonal homosexual love. Third, Paul's wording makes it plain that he understands homosexual activity as that indulged in by heterosexuals, hence that which is contrary to their own sexual orientation. Thus, it is difficult to construe Paul's statements as applicable to acts of committed love engaged in by persons for whom same-sex orientation is part of the givenness of their "nature." Indeed, Paul uses "nature" as a flexible concept expressing varying concerns in different contexts. An ethical position that condemns homosexuality as a violation of natural law must turn to a nonbiblical philosophical position --

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poco_loco Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 0

Papa Mumbo Chumbo, I bet it is a bit disturbing that Robro thinks you are a "flambouyant hunk". He seems so angry though. Lets lighten the tone a bit .

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poco_loco Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

Robro my old friend, this is not the place to be publicly airing your fantasies. get help.

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robro Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 0

oh and i forgot to mention harveythewallbanger. Sautie, chambo, and church of surf i have a question: Can harvey join your gay sex party. I am certain he is interested.

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robro Oct 6, 2008 Rating: 1

Wow ok. This picture seems to be a homosexual magnet. All you freakin homos are makin the gayest of gay comments about it (Im not gay although sautie the faget seems to think differently). Church of surf, discontinue your user name, youre not even close to funny but more of an affending annoyance. Sautie, get the throbbing boner out of your mouth. Pleasuring other guys is a little weird. And Papa chanbo i just have this wild suspicion that youre a very flambouyant hunk of gay ass that needs to get your life together. Why dont you three all get together and have a wild sex party with each other.

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harveywallbanger Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 1

and we have a new winner of this pic with super gu and his hypno/bollocks comments, pyemans missus comment also almost mde me p#ss my pants like "okay" when he forgets to take his medication

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 2

Oh and your gay!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 1

chenson- you be the sperm of the devil--satan has you in his grasp-he be rippin your soul to shreds-repent thy sins- free you mind and your toes will follow.

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chenson Oct 5, 2008 Rating: -1

the church of surf is a great example of how Christ would not run His mouth. papa chambo is right. a pic of anything other than a sick wave or amazing surf realated scene is due scarcastic and stabby comments just to keep us looking. thats fun too. to everyone bagging on papa c. (mostly church of kooks {clearly a sponger}) try to be clever for everyone elses benefit and save the sad chatter for the people who have no choice but to listen to you.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 1

harvey --you be da gimpiod!!!

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Surf cam Oct 5, 2008 Rating: -1

Wish my dog could surf

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harveywallbanger Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 1

i agree papa chambo, the most famous person on this site, dont forget the little people, oh and whatsisface, looks like im not the one whos p'ssed :) ha ha ha

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 1

Well we will all sleep so much better knowing that (he does need the attention) Tho'his good lady wifey (slut) 'Harveywallbanger'is a wannabee TV showhost celebriteeee and will be well pissed!

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jadamh5 Oct 5, 2008 Rating: 0

Papa Chambo!!!! i now pronounce you......A MAGICSEAWEED CELEBRITY!!!

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harveywallbanger Oct 4, 2008 Rating: -1

looks like he needs to take a leak, someone get this pup a wetsuit..

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Cow Abunga Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 4

NO WAY! There's dream shots from Mentawai and Cocoa Beach yet this pooch is STILL front page news. LEGEND!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 1

ps--god bless you my son

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 1

S-GOOP,I bow to your delicate foilism, did not see that coming-----or the nuts come to that!

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Super Gu Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 0

Shame you haven't received your nuts yet, they're the dog's bollocks!

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soutie Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 1

lads, checkout the latest "El Knobro De La Kook"ism over on photo 54696, for those of you who miss him. It is a classic.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 1

Did hippodog send those nuts recorded delivery?, I say this as I have not recieved my nuts yet? (I may complain)

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berko Oct 4, 2008 Rating: 1

we don't see many black surf dogs around these parts. that dog has big balls

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Super Gu Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 6

Hypno-dog has sent you all nuts.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

Now feck off!!!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

papa-----I think I love you

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Papa Chambo Oct 3, 2008 Rating: -2

This is nice.....a friendly philosophical round up of stuff....see its like this fellas with this financial crisis nonsense....take heed of the wise words of our old friends Sublime: '...fuck it, fight it, its all the same...' let it take its course and it will be what it will be. Just stay positive, be nice to people (jeez I can be a frickin' hypocrite), and look on the bright side.....if it all goes tits, just do what you always wanted....sack it all off, pick up your board, and f*ckoff to that place you always wanted to go to and live a simpler life. No one can take away your love of life or the waves.....peace brothers....even you rob-rey.

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honeymaker Oct 3, 2008 Rating: -1

Youse are all werid.Especially the bleedin Yanks....& the Poms.....everyone except me!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: -3

From the Pastor Thank you for your interest in New Zion Christian Church's website. I strongly believe it is not a coincidence that you are reading this material at this time in your life. If you are looking for a church home, we encourage you to pray about us and how God would choose to use you and your family here at New Zion. We are a diverse people seeking to follow and serve the same Jesus. There are many areas of ministry offered here at New Zion Christian Church, which will bless every member of your family and help enrich and fulfill your life. We invite you to come and fellowship with us to see what life here at New Zion is all about-Jesus! God Bless You

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 0

hahaha --too late!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 3

call me --maybe we can work this out!! just use the secret password 'WIBBLE'

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 0

....just noticed the inverted commas around 'friends'!! :O and to think i was gogin to invite you to my christening! :(

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 3, 2008 Rating: -2

West - Assclown has to be one of the most underrated slammers these days! i alwyas like to throw in a good seldom-used jibe hither and thither. I dont reallyunderstand the full crisis - i probably could if i put my mind to it - but i am an eternal optimist about these things! Surf shall prevail one way or t'other. Okay, im SO there my man!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

westmonster--I will sort it directly-spend-spend-spend-spend!!!! I am part owner of the spider surfshop in Braunton--01271 815155 automatic 10% discount to my 'friends'

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westmonster Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

elhowardo- yeah this financial crisis has gotten people all worried. Funny thing is that the gov'mt is advising that we loan the same douches that got us here 700 billion dollars to shore up their bad loan assets so as they don't tank. Most people don't understand what actually happened but for those of us that do, it is infuriating -because after all, the intelligent ones saw it coming. And Papa, I think you and I can both agree that this wettpooch has served beyond its purpose as a inspiration of comic genius. I thought my good friend was the only one to use the term "ass clown" with any regularity...I stand corrected. Haha. -looking forward to the next miserable wet dog.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: -1

hows about some nice warm wet pussie?

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

oh Jebus Crisps, i dont think i can handle more wettpooch! i'll see you all in the next supertard thread! (ps - still a better pic than your cat licking its arse...just! and wasnt it all worht it anyway?) heheh xx

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Fred Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

Not just yet… If I can get this fcuking pc to work we can all have another dog at the beach photo to chew the fat over..

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Papa Chambo Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 0

westmonster, insults are what we do best in the UK and when we run out of Yanks to insult, we turn on each other....mindless barbarians really....but anyway, I like your style, you hold a good line amongst all this nonsense.....but I sum it up like this: Put a pointless picture of a cute dog getting dragged the wrong way on a foamy by its leash in a flat sea, then your gonna get a pointless (but funny to some) load of pulp from idiots like us to make up for it. Excellent work gentlemen. Our work here is done.

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harveywallbanger Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

thanks for the sentiment el dickwardo, I feel the same way. okay, are you asking me if my surfboard brand is a hot buttered?

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Papa Chambo Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

"okay?"....mines a freebird popout......remember those? Elhowardo, I'm getting the feeling he is taking the piss about his job......But really, where is rob-rey, I'm worried he's been getting a bit worked lately. Although he is clearly mad, he makes a significant comical contribution to this forum and I don't want him scared off so go easy. I reckon he was one of those kids at school with no mates so he invented his own to help prop himself up a bit and this is the perfect place to do it....look at how well 'okay/powergrooves' is doing..... he does not even need 'Kiwi John' to hold his hand anymore since his new identity makeover.....I think they might be letting him out of angry child school soon.....its all good...

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

ps - i love you all yes, even you harveybuttmilker!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 0

West - thanks mate, i did think afterwards it deserved some recogniztiun! Okay, now wonder you have gone bonkers if you work 'in the city' and what wiht this financial crisi i hope your shares havent swallowed their own teets. I agree wiht Papa, im addicted to this utter drivvle now - i jsut wish we coudl all meet up and do it in the water...imagine the fun! Especially if we let EL RAy get defensive! wopeeeeeee!!! :D

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 3, 2008 Rating: 1

hey papa & harvey--are your sticks hot buttered?

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CBripper Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

looks pretty flat today

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westmonster Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

"wallbangbumburglar bum stain ass clown" hahahahahaha. That has to be the most ridiculously great insult I've heard in a while. HAhahahaha.

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Papa Chambo Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

this forum is f*cking ace.....full of conspiracy, schizophrenia and dual personalities. I am loving 'Souties' commitment to exposing the comical double life of rob-rey.......'okay' mysteriously turned into an even more agitated 'powergrooves'.....and in the midst of the confusion 'Kiwi John' is getting no support with his Yank hating....I want rob-rey back....come on lets here your next move, its the funniest thing on the fucking internet you lunatic......

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chadwick Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 6

i wish my dog was that cool

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soutie Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

lads, I thought I was though with it, but check out this link. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=54696 . Rob reys laughable attempt at establishing some sort of credibility. No comment for 82 days then suddenly.... Hope it brings a smile to your dial.

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mury Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 7

nice picture, a moment of innocence in this complex world... go catch a wave for me, good doggie..!

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Kiwi John Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

Theres one....get him!!

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CoutchSurfer Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 3

wow!! you english have a little too much time on your hands, why don't you all get together and bash eachothers arses with your 'stif niblets' and argue over who gets to lick the dogs 'poofta' I'm sure Papa will win that one with Harveyassbanger rating the comments. cute dog by the way

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

I work in the city --Stock Exchange

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willb Oct 2, 2008 Rating: -2

powergrooves26 Whats your job? It can't be that great.

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Kiwi John Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 4

Home from work now, what the fuck is going on here, PG your comments cut me to the core, i'm gonna start binge eating again. We (as in the regulars) need to direct our sarcasm and wit to the weak of mind and body and start psychologically dismantling some yankee scum not each other. Think of the Fun!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

And your still bent!!

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HWB--HARSH!--HARSH!!--HARSH!!!--HARSH!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD!! ps, I get PAID fecking tons to sit behind this piece of shit!!!

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Papa Chambo Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

F*ck me, leave you lot alone for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose....cheers to those backing up Papa....much appreciated and its all about a bit of friendly banter at the end of the day.....but hold some sympathy for okay too.....his therapist told me he is using MSW to ween himself off internet porn, so although he might sound like a raving lunatic on here, its better than the poor sod sat in a dark room masturbating furiously to 'anal destruction' or whatever......

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harveywallbanger Oct 2, 2008 Rating: -1

ha ha okay its me it sounds like you spend way too much time behind that keyboard, and methinks you watch this forum a little too much buddy. As for your allegations, I am in no way of that kind, I just thought your drilling of papa c was unfounded and more harsh than comical. And his comments were funny. peace out dude, this is weird now :) elhowardo, regarding el Ray, sounds good! the ballbum comment wasnt bad either..

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 5

caps lock is now off!!--phew!!

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ALL THINGS ARE PURE --IN THE EYES OF THE INNOCENT

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 2

surf love is the onyl true love! or cake love i gues....Ask Rogggggggg

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

YEP--HE POOPS SPUNK!

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STOP THE MAN LOVE THING-- I WANT ROG(G)'S OPTIONAL WOMAN

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

harvey wallbangbumburglar bumstain assclown!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

ok has gone mental!!! its like a RAGE MONOLOGUE BISCUIT RAPING CRACK HABIT! Macdaddy should get pointos for his first commentos. I give everyone twelfty. Okay gets a cuddle.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

Watch ya butt elhoardo,,his name says it all (HARVEYBALLBANGER)

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 5

Sorry forgot---that ELHOWADO seems a jolly decent chappy! No dought you'll be after his poonani before long!!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 7

Pyeman - i love thinging aboot things. Harvey...my sincerest apologies! Can EL Ray get a consolation prize for the stupidest sentence ever?

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My dear HarveyW, It is with deep regret that I have to exose you what for what are!!,since I outed you and that other fellow Papachowchow for being queers, it appears to one and all that this peculiar little tet-a-tait is also flawed I.E. like you it is also BENT. Seeing as KJ is also a fatnecked dogggy loving cake eating pooftah, I will also question his integrity-- like he bums you both--like he gives you a stiff niblit and gives you a 'good' rogering, which brings me Rog(g)'s 'optional' cake --you can buy those in Tesco's!!!! so there, it's all frigging faking fake!!!!--please do not icorporate in your stupid anal inane games!!I do not respect your opinions coz your ability to 'score'yuk is biased- In short you eat ass together. Yours PG ps--please do not invite me your 'lifestyle friendship togethership wedding' pps please excuse typo's--freaking keyboard is on fire

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 1

My dear HarveyW, It is with deep regret that I have to exose you for are!!, since I outed you and that other fellow Papachowchow for being queers, it appears to one and all that this peculiar little tet-a-tait also flawed I.E. like you it is also BENT. Seeing as KJ is also a fatnecked dogggy loving cake eating pooftah, I will also question his integrity-- like he bums you both--like he gives you a stiff niblit and gives you a 'good' rogering, which brings me Rog(g)'optional' cake --you can buy those in Tesco's!!!! so there it's all faking fake!!!!--please do not icorporate in your stupid anal inane games!! In short you eat ass together. Yours PG ps--please do not invite me your 'lifestyle togethership wedding'pps please excuse typo's--fraking keyboard is on fire

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harveywallbanger Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

ahem, elhowardo, do not presume to allocate points in any way on this site whatsoever, THATS MY JOB JUNIOR!! PAPA you still take it, Kiwi J in at second with his chinese comment, okay its me with a third for being in contempt of this kangaroo court earlier on, youre currently tied with K John at three a piece this week!! Do not let this happen again…

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Pyeman Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

What happens if your the proud owner of this little fella, and he descides to curl one off in the water!! do you have to bag it up and juggle with it for the rest of your session!!!! SAS and all that! one 2 thing aboot!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

sorry...jsut had another skim.... El ray "So go ahead now make some stupid little, not funny joke about it like everything else you say." hahahahaaahaaaa thats fucking hilarious!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

ps - did i mention that those yanks are doing rubbish in the war (obvious attmept to shift heat from papa onto idiot americans!). Also what about those petrol prices?? wooof!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 2

Man i lvoe it when i leave this 'forum' for about a day..come back and read more fun comments! woopeeee!! Jsut to say: initially i was a bit mean to Papa, but having heard his story (so sad, sniffle) and lets face it relative to Robro and EL, he is rather funny, so lets give him, and his cat a break!? Im wiht you papa whether you like dogs or not! 2 points to Okay for outing them both though...i dont even HAVE a closet anymore!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 2, 2008 Rating: 0

hey westmonster--have'nt you heard--papa shits cat's

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Don_Dorffo Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

hehe.. cute dog! What's its name? Looks like a.. Stian? As it's got that scandi-look :p

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westmonster Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 0

Wow, Papa really caught some smack for hating on a pick of a wet miserable dog on a motionless board. Don't know why tho...seeing as how this is NOT a surfing dog pic but simply a dog on a surfboard. That being said I don't mind it either way....

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Papa Chambo Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -1

Any views from Chinese or Korean surfers out there would be very welcome.....

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Here papa--here papa--siiiiit!!---comon boy walkies

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Kiwi John Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Evening Gentlemen!

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Papa Chambo Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -2

You have been in all the way on this one 'okay' which I respect, but it sounds like you might have finally slipped over the edge....take your pills.....nice early night and it'll all be ok tomorrow.....

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Hey puppychumbo-- ask meow you are teeehhweeee

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Papa Chambo Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

....'a depressed fag'......'go shit urself'.....fuck me, such wit....the doggy lovers are fighting back.....come on, you can do better than that.....

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Kiwi John Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -2

Whats even funnier is that if this was a chinese forum site, that pooch would have a fucking plate under it and a couple of chop sticks stuck in its arse!!

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Kiwi John Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Whats veven funnier is that if this was a chinese forum site, that pooch would have a fucking plate under it and a couple of chop sticks stuck in its arse!!

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jadamh5 Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 2

I know i'm gonna get loads of abus for saying this, but i actually think 'Papa Chambo' is quite funny.....well.....i've had an amusing last 5 mins reading all of these comments....keep the quaralling up guys, it's great!

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Lord Photos Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 5

awesome pic cute dog!.. oh yeah pappa c u´re a depressed fag if u dont like pic like this .. and go shit urself lol

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joaree Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -1

You guys are all fucking nuts for arguing over this pic. Its a cute dog on a board. Nothing more or less.

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Pyeman Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -1

Looks like my missus, wet and stupid!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

yep from my prison cell I came to the same conclusion

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Papa Chambo Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Hey rob-rey, I can recommend a good therapist....but its got to be when YOU'RE ready, not just cos everyone else thinks you are a frickin' nut case....

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WeeSurfer Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

Dude im yellow mellow :^)

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d-j-k Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

mellow out man ;)

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WeeSurfer Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -1

shut up dude

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d-j-k Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 1

gnarlyyyyy

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WeeSurfer Oct 1, 2008 Rating: 6

Pookie, mm dog i bet china is hating this right now, i mean its a free meal jus standing in front of you

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harveywallbanger Oct 1, 2008 Rating: -1

okay its me, no loyalty amongst thieves huh... punishment fits the crime buddy, dont do yourself a mischief over it. anyway for any one at work today, Billabong Pro,s on at the moment, get livefeed and scores as they happen, http://www.billabongpro.com/ im OUT:::)

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El Rey de las Olasl Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

Well soutie ive come to hear by word of photo comments that you think I am the robro. Well let me inform you that I am not even closely related to the legend we all call robro. You need to relax and stop playing mr detective. I never known an ignorant person from france and i hope you are a poor speciman of the rest of the french people. Im twenty years old by the way since you wanted to know so bad. So go ahead now make some stupid little, not funny joke about it like everything else you say.

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VolcomRob Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

haha bunch of losers, bet you spend more time arguing pathetically on here than you spend actually in the water. Lighten up

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soutie Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

knobro / king turd is busy being lambasted over on photo 73271. Has his grubby little hands full.

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 5

I need to shake off this heat my comments have created.....Where are those american idiots/idiot robro/del rey when you need them/him...they always get loads of sh*t...or any american for that matter...

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

Oh come on....its not even surfing for gods sake, which is bad enough......It has no more relevance than a photo of pacho chambo sucking his cats arse on the sofa ------

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

fecking hell now papa chambo and harvey wallbanger have both outed themselves----bandits at 8oclock!!!

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honeymaker Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

Cool Photo.Dogs rule,fools drool.

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

Nice one harveywallbanger......was getting a bit heavy in there, but I think I fared well enough......lesson learned though....don't diss the cute dog pics based solely on association....clearly a lot of sensitive souls out there and thats how wars start. Papa's out too.

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dustywaters Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

don't like dog pics. by the way, there are no waves in the pic, so its no surfpic! ; )

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harveywallbanger Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

right if we all took comments this serious all of the time wed be the biggest hippo's out there, comedy good... smoking papa smurf this much, bad.. take it easy lads, im out>

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belch Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 2

breath in, breath out.

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MC to the G Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

boo bloody hoo. you should have gone on x factor with that sob story... and they called it... puppy love

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 8

stay calm papa, stay calm....remember your therapy.....

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belch Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 2

thats unlucky, but it wasent the dog in the picture was it ? so why take ur bad past experiences out on that bad boy ?

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 2

I try to like pictures like this....honest....but by resentment is deep and goes a way back......I once had a very bad day that started out with a dog pissing on my board in comical fashion while I was pulling on my wettie....while my mates then proceeded to piss themselves laughing, I got a bad feeling in my gut....like it was going to be an unlucky day....then I realised I forgot my hood but went in anyway....needless to say I had a shit surf and came out cold and frustrated.....A beer was in order to rectify the way things had gone, and so I got pissed. About 10 hours later when we rolled in from an evenings revelry at 4am, it seemed like a great idea to have a skating contest down a steep hill on one of those retro longboards. After a few falls we kept taking it further up the hill and I set off then took a bit of a fall snapping some very important ligaments in my knee and putting me in a cast for 12 weeks. This was the end of March. Thus having spent all winter waiting for the joys of spring swells and fine weather I ended up stuck on the beach.....and it all started with that bastard, bastard dog.......

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MC to the G Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

Papa Chambo, it's not that we're 'doggie' lovers. I think the sole reason as to why you have recieved such a volume of abuse is because you stated that the photo has 'no more relevance than a photo of my cat on the sofa licking its arse'. Maybe your jealous of the dog, is it because the dog can stand up a board and you can't. Oh. Get a life douchebag.

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belch Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -2

is that just a poor excuse to leave quickly and get back to PLAYING with your cat

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 5

I think you might be right there eldwardo.....on all three points actually.......there are clearly plenty of doggie lovers out there to whom I offer my humblest apologies if I have offended them.....

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MC to the G Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

or have you got your tongue in a cat!? ...

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belch Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

whats wrong papa chambo, cat got your tongue......

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

papa - i think we can all learn from this: 1. dont dis a good doggie surf pic (lol) 2. dont admit to owning an arse-licking cat 3. dont tell 'okay' anything! :D

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MC to the G Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

papa chambo eats cat jizz - sick

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belch Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

pappa chambo, you sound like the guy who when his cat come in 2 lick his ass, stops him, ans licks it for him while siting on your long board !

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

Dont want money--just let Nicole sit on me peanuts!!

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -3

Right 'okay' I'm getting worried....where are you getting your information....how much do you want?

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

hahaha --could be --techie little FELCHER ain't ya!!! hehehehehehehe

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 4

techie little fecker ain't ya

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

.....and as far as pets up arses are concerned 'ok', my cats not so far up my arse as this guys dog to be putting it on the frickin' internet.....it just strolls in and out the house ignoring me stopping to lick its arse, which as I said, is about as interesting as this picture.

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

is that where the shit came from on rogers cake?

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

"what kind of guy owns a cat"?......I suppose it must be the kind of guy that does not like carrying dog shit round in a plastic bag.....or insisting on showing every other poor sod their pets 'cute' circus tricks....

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

I'd like to see papa's cat shoved right up his arse

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

hmm guess papa got out of the wrong side of the litter basket....just for your reference there is another pic of K the super dog doing a bit of surfing, if u scroll down. Its not exactly ripping but i think its funny. Id LOVE to see papa's cat shoved on a board though...bet it would do more than lick its arse!! (ps - what kind of guy owns a cat?)

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harveywallbanger Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 4

papa c, you still take this one, good initial and good follow up comment, okay its me in at 2nd and macdaddys 3rd. Quality..

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

you be dogging it!!

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

amm digging it!

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

OK you got me there 'okay its me' not sure how you saw through my comment into my personal life.....but now you exposed me you may as well know she is very flexible and despite her bad personal habits, I benefit in other ways....dig it...

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 4

I think we need a stewards enquiry on this one!!!

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harveywallbanger Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

aaah ha ha ha ha QUALITY "MACDADDY" AND "OKAY",

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Praise be the Church Of Surf and looking at gurls bo... Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

papa chambo---thats no way to talk about your gurlfriend

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harveywallbanger Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 0

ha ha true papa chambo, I wont even wait for others that comment wins this pic...

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macdaddy Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

shotgun not sitting next to papa chambo at the dinner party

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crunchycruiser352 Sep 30, 2008 Rating: 1

that dog would probably like to kick someone's arse for putting him there

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Papa Chambo Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -6

Oh come on....its not even surfing for gods sake, which is bad enough......It has no more relevance than a photo of my cat on the sofa licking its arse....

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spankwirerules Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -2

Karmen, what a legend, she rips

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ashsurfing Sep 30, 2008 Rating: -1

Hang 20 ;o)

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