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Tony Plant's photo of Newquay - Fistral North

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Average rating of 4.29 from 147 votes

Newquay - Fistral North

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > England > Newquay - Fistral North

Date Taken: 9th November 2008. 29335 page views since 10th November 2008.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
14ft 11s 265.74°     18
mph
Sunny 50°f
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twat Dec 21, 2008 Rating: 2

what a bunch of dix

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Bongo138 Nov 22, 2008 Rating: 2

I think thats the first sensible thing i've heard El Rey come out with.

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 1

And squirl, you obviously know nothing of the american education system. How the hell does somebody not make it to college? Im smart enough to know how much of a joke american education is.

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 0

Thats right Roli, buckets of freaking spray. all in your freakin face.

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kookenator Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 2

don't get me wrong mate i love a bit of competitive spirit I surf one of the most packed breaks in the uk, bit of shoulder to shoulder, the "yes"..."yes"....."yEEESSSSS"..... all good - it's drop ins onto your rail, calling locals off their waves and posturing in the line up that's annoying. you just know this guy does or at some point will do it. this photo is class. end of....we shall never speak of this again...

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sqirl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 0

Next time give yourself a german flag for your country robro. How the hell did you make it into college are you sure that isnt a special ed. classroom you are in the back of? Credit is due though, to the amusement you have aroused no matter what your user name. And to the guy that claims americans are all agro...is it possible that you are just a pussy and what seems to you as agressive is really just competitive spirit?

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kookenator Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 1

oh you crazy guy!.....how's richie cunningham and the fonz?

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 0

I also want to claim possession of the user names Robro, rrobro, and Mr. the man that have tantalized you guys for hundreds of comments.

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 0

You guys need to lighten up and realize almost nothing I type is serious. Im sitting in the back of a college classroom bored out of my mind. Im making you guys tick like a clock. I just want to say thank you (before magicseaweed deletes my user name(for the third time)) for the endless amusement and over reactions to my comments. You guys are the best. I love you all.

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kookenator Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 4

brilliant photo - nice one - stops the noise!!! and for what it's worth, i've surfed all over the world (something like 16 countries) and have only ever come across two groups of people who in my experience consistently cause trouble. sponsored brazillians....and travelling americans. I've never seen so much over bearing chest puffing and ego driven drivel from one group of people. the thing that makes me laugh is that it's totally unnecessary and spoils the fun. I would not mind but most of them are all hot air and posturing. it don't happen much in the uk as if we get angry we do something about it so everyone stays relaxed and has fun.....just saing what's i've seen...travelling americans = agro

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Dicer Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 4

"buckets of SPUNK from each and every snap turn"

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sqirl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: -2

Lets not start the nationality thing every body has been getting along so nicely (except el reina del gilipollas)It is not typical of a US surfer to be like this turd...in fact we arent claiming him any more... he has a US flag but he is really German by default because of all the weiner schnitzel he puts in his mouth.

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roli Nov 17, 2008 Rating: -1

I love how El Rey is over-compensating. Classic comedy yank! Nobody likes him so he has to live up to his horrendous self-image. "Buckets of spray". Again, what a chump.

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sqirl Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 0

Celine? Is that Celine you are singing?

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soutie Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 1

near, far, wherever you are, my heart will go on.......(cue croaky adolescent voice) I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD

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blackntan Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 3

hey benn look at surftwisted's shots then look at yours, then look at the shit u wrote. go try take some pics that arn't of kiddies and then stop the shit talk. keep up the good work surftwisted, if ur coming over to ireland let me know. slan

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blackntan Nov 17, 2008 Rating: 2

u just keep poppin up el ray, u prob wudn't ave made it out of the barrel in the 1st place to plant ur cock in his ass, and the only thing u've prob snapped is some fags ring piece

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 16, 2008 Rating: -3

haha spunky how did you know i stab shit in my freetime? and Iron, people hate surfing with me because I constantly drench them with buckets of spray from each and every snap turn

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roli Nov 16, 2008 Rating: 4

Are you lot having a laugh? El Rey de Las Olas? A self-anointed 'king of the waves'? What a chump.

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Ironside Nov 16, 2008 Rating: 1

Spunky mate, I don't think you need to be using homophobic insults to El Ray. Gay people can be good people. We don't know El Ray's sexuality... All we know is he is, as you've pointed out, a very bitter and lonely individual. I bet he's a real joy to surf with.

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Ben Tredinnick Nov 16, 2008 Rating: 0

el rey you are a shirt lifter a real shit stabber and i dont think enyone who uses this site finds you funny,may be your not trying to be funny and you are a loner that has lost his link to the rest of the world. bit sad realy..

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Luke G Nov 16, 2008 Rating: 6

oh... thats one way to make friends El Rey de las Olas ... :|

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El Rey de las Olasl Nov 15, 2008 Rating: -10

haha look at that clueless chump straight ahead. I wish i was in this wave so i could plant my fins into his flesh

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Ogreeny Nov 15, 2008 Rating: 3

Oh yeah, nice pic:) And the most annoying thing about that kid is that he is totally blind to the barrel to his left! Kids these days just don't understand the finer things in life :)

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Ogreeny Nov 15, 2008 Rating: 6

Wow fence fowl, you really know your stuff. You must know all the spots. I must remeber that when the tide pushes in that i can still walk all the way around from porth to town on the beach! And after all these years i thought that on a high tide porth, lusty, tolcarn, western and towan were all cut off from each other! Small coves so to speak! What a fool i am!!!!

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Didier Nov 14, 2008 Rating: 4

Heh, James Bond is about to come shooting out the barrel and take out the annoying kid in the way.. maybe that is the premise of a new bond film, the bad guy goes round gettin up in the way of the perfect wave.. maybe hes a sponger ;) lol

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joel-sessions Nov 14, 2008 Rating: 4

Fecking awesome!!! litterally fish-eye! i love it!!!!

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hpallaviccini Nov 14, 2008 Rating: 2

Frothy Goodness, Nice shot!

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fence fowl Nov 14, 2008 Rating: -5

This is not fistral.... or even newquay. Its breaking far too close to the beach which appears to be a small cove. Thanks for not putting the real location up as its a (semi) secret spot further north. Siiiiiick shot all the same, cheers!

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Joskin mewn y fferm Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 6

SURFtwisted dishes up again! Surfed Wales with an oval perspective like this on MONDAY! NICE ONE TWISTE;-D

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Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 0

Dude ya'll brits got the seen locked down, nice to see sumthin different

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chenson Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 5

oh ben, that was the lamest attempt at trying to sound like a lofty purist i have read in a year. i bet dr. mark renneker is your hero.

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*azza* Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 4

nice shot surftwisted

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Wroighty Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 5

So is this surfing "Pipeline"?

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Benn Nov 13, 2008 Rating: -12

I dont like to edit photos as i think the spirt of the wave is perfect in its completely natural form lets remember this next time surftwisted

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jc Nov 13, 2008 Rating: -1

mate ur missing some of the photo...

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Aaron Dinham Nov 13, 2008 Rating: -5

Nice One. Heard you were shooting M the other day.

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KeepItRetro Nov 13, 2008 Rating: -1

Classic....!!!

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fhflipper Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 3

The producers of James Bond try to make a surf movie with surprisingly good results.

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kookenator Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 2

that's a brilliant shot - the phtographer is clearly a genius....

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road dog Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 4

very sweet

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stump Nov 13, 2008 Rating: 2

coooool

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sqirl Nov 12, 2008 Rating: -6

Cool perspective. It is like i am in the barrel and getting ready to maliciously run over some punk that is getting ready to ruin my ride. Just like home.

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