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the Gill's photo of Freshwater West

\'Local\' surf photog, taking pics of Fresh\' local boyos.

Average rating of 4.25 from 83 votes

Freshwater West

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Wales > Freshwater West

Date Taken: 5th January 2009. 11679 page views since 9th January 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
4.5ft 11s 259.35° 2ft 17s 2ft 3s 17
mph
Brief Showers 41°f
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soutie Apr 14, 2011 Rating: -1

Vanity, is that you?

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dave jones Feb 26, 2010 Rating: -1

Photojournalism at its best Still Cant believe no one has picked up on the fact that the surf was absolutely pumping had some shots from this session in CARVE and PITPILOT and since my kids have seen this shot I have no problem getting them to clean their teeth !!!!!

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Eoin The Bull Mar 27, 2009 Rating: -2

this guy must of been fead with a catapult as a child

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 0

thanks sqirl, glad you enjoyed it, i too have thought about this picture many a time and gently cried and touched myself to sleep.

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

bring back the pic of his bro i'll sign the petition just to take one more look at mother nature at her most wicked

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Buck Tooth Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

Shin son is that chew ! where you been ?

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archibald gruntfuttock Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

nah hes bin photoshopped m8

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dave jones Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -2

WHO'S UP FOR A REPOST OF THE SHOT OF HIS BROTHER BY ANDY JAMES GET ON THE CASE VOTE NOW

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Buck Tooth Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

CAMPAGAIN MSW TO REPOST THE SHOT OF HIS BROTHER BY ANDY JAMES GO ON YOU NOW IT MAKES SENSE

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topturnrob Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

Horse man instigating the shocker. 2 in the pink, 1 up the stink. Well done son.

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MagicWeedSeed Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

Easy on the insults guys..............Thats my MOTHER!!!!!

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the Gill Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

By the way that's the back of his head, he's actually checking the surf.

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the Gill Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 21

you want to see his brother.

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ion1313 Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

Holy shit man!!!!! is his brother Mr. Ed..... Jaws pt7

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I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

I actualy met this chap a couple of weeks ago and he told me about one of his many stories about having to go to the dentist: He walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says,

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I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -1

hahahahahahahahahhahaaha

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sqirl Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -2

....partial credit goes to burner for the assist.

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sqirl Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 3

teets you are truly on a monumantal tear! I soiled myself at the family tree....good stuff...real good stuff. cant touch that, this one is all yours.

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

cany believe they took the pic of his brother off i took in water today duck diving and thinking of this pic started laughing under water

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -1

ah teets see those two houses up there on the hill well mines the one in the middle (again in a welsh accent) pasty cruncher myself with a funny sort of cornish ozzy accent very odd

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

hehe moon, wow that was trippy. i live in wales , half in wlaes, half wiht the mrs in devonshire and i tells u what miat, its farking metal i tels you it is see it is is it iti is see see? sea? see.

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

hey gethin who's coats that jacket and where was you going when i saw you coming back (said in a welsh accent of course)

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 3

thats quite some family tree good to see he has their tomb stones in his mouth

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 2

haha bumer nice! imagine the geneology; 1856 - Fish marries Mary Jones, one son Derrrwyn Toofling jones (b.1872). 1905 marries Briana Flange Stain, one son Daveth Tuskmonkey Jones (b 1912) , 1934 marries David David David one son Berwin Snadgetoof Jones (b. 1942) 1970 marries Thomas Gurffydd Quim, one son; Gethin *the Snadge* Jones (b 1979).

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 3

i showed this pic to my 6 year old she cried he's scaring the kids now it just aint right

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burner Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 21

a shoe in for the cover of 'The big book of inbred brittish smiles'

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Portpipe Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

he got his name because his mahoosive teeth cause him to lisp and he couldnt quite say the word getting.

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -1

haha port nice - perhaps Gethin *the snadge* jones? i like it though, i really do.

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Portpipe Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 2

has his grade 8 in oral xylophone. teaches kids oral woodwork whittling at the weekend

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Portpipe Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 1

gunthur THE SNADGE jones

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

I wish his name was SNADGE

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Portpipe Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

i dont molest leprechauns, i steal their dinner money

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sqirl Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

Nice onerestonbronson how that slipped passed this crowd I will never know. The real shocker though, was when his mother was giving birth and those gnarlies caught a hold.

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soutie Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -2

come on toad, try remember the name of them. dont keep us in suspense. looks onshore from now until eternity on my forecast, oh well just have to live on past glories for a while.

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Toad Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

Like a mouthful of cheesy Wotsits

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Toad Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -1

restonbronson - Thanks, I've just been rumbled at work from laughing too loudly at the shocker :)

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moonface Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 20

if you kiss him teets you run the risk of loosing half your face check his brother out on andy james profile pics he's a slightly safer option but equally handsome

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

i want to kiss him

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Billy Bong Jan 16, 2009 Rating: 0

that dude could bite an apple throgh a letterbox!!!

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sdelzell Jan 16, 2009 Rating: -1

ahoy mate be ya bound 'baord the China clipper

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restonbronson Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 2

is he trying 2 do a shocker?

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: -2

the nashers may be fake (i doubt it)but his fucking face and clothes aint

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WaveNazi Jan 15, 2009 Rating: -3

fake teeth from a joke shop ya knobs

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thenatureboy Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 1

Hands, shoulders, TEETH and toes!! What the F**k! Looks like i could win the 2.10 at Newmarket with those nashers.

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sqirl Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

-q

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 2

well spotted billy they are most certainly related

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jomo Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

how does this guy eat? only like a tiny space between his top and bottom rack

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jomo Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 1

yeh the guy with snooker ball eyes

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billywiz2009 Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

I,ve just found his brother,go to andy james profile its in his photos

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Didier Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 16

Carefull bringing up evolution on here moonface.. you'll have creationists comin to a line up near you to hand you a good (god?) beatdown!

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Dave19923 Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

Is he the new Jaws?

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 2

im sure we evolved from monkeys not horses like him

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Buck Tooth Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

this really does highlight the dangers of internet tooth whitening kits kids do not try this at home

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 15, 2009 Rating: -4

ps he is the only person at langland who i would not let suckle my moistened teets. not for love nor money nor waves..

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 19

i do, his actual name is TOOTHMONSTER MC FLANGE. sad eh? - true story.

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chenson Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

punta nutcracker.

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I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

does anyone actualy know this guy?

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dave jones Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 5

the location is wrong should have been posted under WALES/HELLS MOUTH

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dave jones Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

this makes my snadge tweak...lovely shot!!!

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sqirl Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 16

Luckily, I was wise enough to stop drinking my coffee for a moment....to catch up on this string. Otherwise you comical b*stards would have got me again. Not a lame comment in the lot!

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 3

how comes it took three of em to confirm its shit and why oh why would dave stand that close to a camera and draw attention to them bad boys i still maintain he could eat an apple or even peel a bannana through a letter box aint mother nature cruel to frame a face like that with them fucking daggers

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I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

Its Bugs Bunny!! His teeth are so big, I bet whenever he sneezes he stabs a hole in his chest!!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

is it wrong that my Mrs makes me wear a mask f Daves face at night when we snuggle??

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cf Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

denture dave is real!

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 2

or a piano tunner

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 20

lol moon- like this guys has a dentist - he may have a vet though!!!

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

i feel sorry for his dentist, should get danger money putting his hands near them

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 15, 2009 Rating: -1

still by far the BEST photo on MSW!!

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dave jones Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 0

the deliverance and dueling banjos springs too mind

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traboys Jan 15, 2009 Rating: -2

Is that real?

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moonface Jan 15, 2009 Rating: 1

cant stop looooking at this and cracking up i wanna paint little black bits on them and play a tune

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Didier Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 0

Man they dont even look real.. i reckon he stole them from a dead horse.. too what end i have no idea though!

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I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 0

hahahaha you could only find somonr like him in th UK!!haha

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cf Jan 14, 2009 Rating: -1

some say hes long in the tooth but its not true!

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Croney Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 0

Gnash bridges

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whb324 Jan 14, 2009 Rating: -1

sqirl that was honestly some of the funniest shit on this site. very well played.

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cf Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 1

Hes allways smileing when hes in west wales must be all the SHEEP!

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moonface Jan 14, 2009 Rating: -2

im suprised he still got all his fingers with them teeth he must risk loosing a didget every time he feeds himself he should be fed by catapult in my opinion

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sqirl Jan 14, 2009 Rating: -1

Ha Ha I am such a dumb ass. I sat there for like ten minutes trying to figure out what the hell portpipe was playing at with that xylophone comment. Good one you little leprechaun molester!

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KeepItRetro Jan 14, 2009 Rating: -1

Atleast a shark wont be a match to him....! if you see this guy in the water,and u worry about sharks.. try and stay as close to him as possible..!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 1

you know hwat chaps, this pic was worht it jsut cos it cracks me up every time i look at it...he he he he. I even sort of like him for it, he is jsut thinking "so what if i have massive teeth, i dont GIVE A FUCK..i dont even care about the surf, i have a nice coat and a lovely hat so FUCK OFF!" hahahah

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Portpipe Jan 14, 2009 Rating: 0

anyone for xylophone practice?

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dave jones Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

thank fuck this shot hasn't been photoshopped !!! ???

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moonface Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 2

what ?

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dave jones Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -3

has anybody noticed the pumping offshore surf in background ffs lol !!!

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dave jones Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

moonface are you arse ?

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moonface Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

bloody hell sqirell i didnt even give the tooth fairy a thought dont think they carry enough cash to cover them sort of erm ivorys( i use that term loosely as its white) or take a wheel barrow with them to carry em away

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dave jones Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

handsome bastard no wonder the wife left him

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Didier Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

He actually looks like my old geography teacher.

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sqirl Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 6

Calm down didler I have never been to England! I am sure the english country side smells just like a freshly douched minge (my favorite smell) and just for the record West Virginia is missing more teeth than all of Europe. I wonder what this guy gets from the tooth fairy when he loses a tooth? Hope he keeps 'em in his mouth or we will all be paying for the toothfairy bailout package.

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cf Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

arthritas of the smoking fingers eeerrrr!

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moonface Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 16

if he had a white one he would have a snooker set ..... and smoking is for mugs

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Kiwi John Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -4

Yo Westside motherfuckers!! shizzel ma nizzle bitches!! Damn right!!

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Get Joggly Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 3

The hoody dudes got your spliff mate !

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Little Bow Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

i like the tea-towel round the neck ;)

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Didier Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 17

Right a couple of things... 1) WOW! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM!!!! 2) He's not married, that his right hand... 3) Sqirl i very much doubt that that was the smellin london cos you have a pretty hard time actually bumping into any brits there, its completely full of tourists!! and Finally... HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THEM?!?!?!?!

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cosmicgoat Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

those chompers are big enough that he could ride them like lids.

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Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

Bo Jankins of Mississippi fellas

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eggsandwhich Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 2

they look a bit like stonehenge

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BLatimer Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 2

Judging from everything else proportionally, those things must bee at least 1" long!!!

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sqirl Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

xenophobia smells a bit like the "gum disease gingivitis". I wondered what that smell was when I visited london last!

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BLatimer Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

He should just take a power-sander to those babies and grind em down nice and smooth!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

hehe-im sure ancient polynesians used the same design...

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moonface Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

one more thing why are they yellow? they should come with a sign saying danger keep out!!

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moonface Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

poor bugger if he is the missus i bet his hubbys cocks a right mess

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mantis Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

and I hope he never becomes a zombie (you know with all that biting they do)

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mantis Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

I think squirelnuts sums it up pretty well.lol

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 13, 2009 Rating: -1

ps - i rather like his coat. is it made out of kittens?

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soutie Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 0

i see you are married. wonder what the missus looks like..... unless you are the missus.

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 2

If teeth are our only problem, then i guess that still beats being a surrendering frog or a fat yank! hehe. I love hte msell of xenophobia in the morning....

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BLatimer Jan 13, 2009 Rating: 1

FUCKIN A! Are those fuckers even real?!? This is the epitome of jokes about the British and their dentures!

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xu2fu Jan 12, 2009 Rating: 0

Strewth! I didn't know Royston Vasey had surf!!

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soutie Jan 12, 2009 Rating: -2

nice one squire.

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sqirl Jan 12, 2009 Rating: 18

You dont even have to look at the caption to know this was somewhere in Britain.

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moonface Jan 12, 2009 Rating: 1

two inch teeth

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 12, 2009 Rating: 0

two what??

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moonface Jan 11, 2009 Rating: 3

fuck man he could eat an apple through a letter box with them bad boys

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cf Jan 11, 2009 Rating: 3

a bit long the tooth local doin local stuff for local people!

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dave jones Jan 10, 2009 Rating: 0

CAN I HAVE A COPY FOR ME DEAR OLD MUM !!!

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