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Blonde_Swedish_Kid May 4, 2009 Rating: 0
haha this always makes me laugh! ive met Guts and he's a top bloke! brilliant picture and does indeed some up Langland!
felipedru Feb 15, 2009 Rating: -2
He is Andy Irons. Thats why hes out of the circuit this year, a little bit over weight.
the palm Jan 23, 2009 Rating: 4
Guts was beginning to reap the rewards of his 2 year combined sponsorship with Dunkin donuts and Kittle bakery
the palm Jan 23, 2009 Rating: 0
Guts was beginning to reap the rewards of his 2 year combined sponsorship with Dunkin donuts and Kittle bakery
the Gill Jan 22, 2009 Rating: 0
since this photo was put on he has put on about a pound for every 100 viewings, lets see how big he can go for the new updated shot this weekend.
DT boy Jan 22, 2009 Rating: -9
hahahahahaha 1. thats funny as hell and 2. i didnt know they made wetsuits that Big!!! haha
Alex Sutton Jan 22, 2009 Rating: 5
Ha ha!! I Love this shot, its the best one on MSW. It just sums up Langland......
My fuckin ovens busted!! Jan 22, 2009 Rating: -3
it looks like this gentle man is about to walk out of a garden center with a 25kg bag of king edwards spuds up his top....a spud rustler if you will.
Kiwi John Jan 22, 2009 Rating: 3
just googled this Dora and he sounds like a twat! not like the explorer Dora we all love and cherish.
moonface Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 0
anyone know why i cant get a profile pic to load up ???? i got a cracker
moonface Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 0
cheers i'll contact them as i tried every type of file on every scale
sqirl Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 0
I had to get the dudes from msw to up load mine. no matter what I tried jpeg, gif, jif, all scaled to the proper size nothing worked. scroll to the bottom of the page and click on contact us. Leave them a message and they will get you set up. I am still to scared I might lose my loveable nutty sqirl, so I havent tried to upload any new profile pics.
sqirl Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 0
If not I sense the return of harveysqirlbanger....and I dont think any of us want that.
sqirl Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 1
Papa Chambo are you gonna rate this sheez or what....surely you cant deny harvey his dying(internet) request!
soutie Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 3
i keep trying to explain to the missus, there is no such thing as premature ejaculation. in fact it always comes just in time.
soutie Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 2
Kiwi, considering the calories normally burnt on the job, if you piled on the weight from 1 biscuit every time, you must be a two pump peter.
My fuckin ovens busted!! Jan 21, 2009 Rating: -1
this just about sums this piss pot island up...scrapping over 2ft of slop
Kiwi John Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 1
Thanks Didier, I was exeptionally proud of that one but somehow grew a conscience after being told off by my DAD!
Didier Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 2
Hahaha gutted!!! Well i will indeed remember it for next time my mates take the piss after i put on a few extra xmas pounds :S
moonface Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 4
this string is over and no where near as funny as the guy with the big teeth one
Pkot69 Jan 20, 2009 Rating: -7
Hey Kiwi John,you are going a little too far with that last comment,dont forget that the younger surfing generation also use this site.If you havent got anything constructive or funny to say well you know what you can do,and i think i speak for a lot of us who have commented.YOU COCK!!!!!!
soutie Jan 21, 2009 Rating: 3
COCK ? - language, language, dont you realise the younger generation use this site. (even if is just to tell us old farts to piss off)
Kiwi John Jan 20, 2009 Rating: -3
Hey charlie, the reason i'm this big is because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!
Kiwi John Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 1
Hey charlie, the reaseon i'm this big is because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!
Kiwi John Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 1
oooooooo cutting, so I like cake, i'm 35, 6 foot 3 , 19 stone and play rugby. We're not all little 8 stone rubber band shortboard boys.
boogernick Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 1
He's gonna drag him all the way to the beach and then sit on him.....thats a big ass....he's gonna kill the poor mutha
guba Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 0
i think that afternoon there was a bloke giving away free pies and rissoles on the beach - first come ...
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 1
to make a kook sandwhich you will need a board, sum cheese, a kook, and a bit of magic sea weed
surfs up charlie Jan 20, 2009 Rating: -2
Hey Kiwi John ,just checked your profile and your only friend is a dog and you look fatter than this guy lol. !!!
moonface Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 3
i rekon belly slater backdoored the kook then claimed it as a drop in quickly ate him and shat him back out .... its possible!!!
spongefreak Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 21
Jeez Kiwi John if you slashed Guts' tyres I reckon you'd end up in a welsh cellar for the rest of your days with only a lifetime's supply of botties to keep you nourished!BOTTY BOTTY BOTTY......
spongersrgay Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 6
Couldn't wait for his next meal so went for the next best thing. Stick to weightwatchers goes down easier.
Clinterous Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 2
I'm sure what happened here is a simple of lack of communication, where one individual didn't quite understand a bit of good old anglo saxon grammar. And to avoid the risk of being side swiped, along with a damage a limitation manouvre, Red just picked up a loose stick.
catfish Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 2
Thats one of the funniest pics Ive seen for a long time, thats a custom weti rite?
drewnicki2 Jan 20, 2009 Rating: 19
how do you u guys know they arnt just 2 mates having a bit of a laugh... If so i would have thought thats pretty funny!
the Gill Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 2
he's got plenty of spares in the event of a malicious tyre puncture.
Kiwi John Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -4
If this goon bid that to me, I'd slash his fucking tyres (the ones on his car)
I-FUCKT-UR-MA Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -3
haha funny squirl!! its fucking sick though, bey u looks absolutly fucking macky nude!!
sqirl Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -3
Gut has a five gallon tub of vaso that he uses to coat himself before suiting up. When he un suits he simply un zips and the suit shoots off of him like a rubberband.
Welsh Beef Will NOT Fail Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -3
I love all the Yanks takin this seriously....... Thats just NOT the right way to treat beginners you big meany!!! HAHA
spongefreak Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -100
Belly Slater looks like he's taking notes on how to rule the lineup like Guts.
moonface Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -3
one more thing im sure he would find surfing easier if he 1 put the barn door down 2 cut the umbilical cord on that thing hanging from his arse and 3 poked fatty arbuckle watching him in the eyes
sqirl Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -4
Looks as if he is handling a long skinny prick and shitting out the grommet he ate last night for dinner.
matt stephen Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 1
I knew selling those xmas trees was going to come back to Haunt you! Now you are turning into the big man himself! its like watching santa Clause the movie.
soutie Jan 19, 2009 Rating: -4
agreed, saint nick must have some power in those arms to launch himself onto a wave, unless he was towed, but i doubt the Queen Mary was available.
slayer Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 5
might be fat but he is in having a go and catching a wave good on you mate
Meunchkkleeerrr III Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 1
i love this pic..everything is right, guts, the flange in the water and the fatty watching. Brilliaaaaant!
breakers88 Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 2
I wonder if that red suit is custom...I have never seen a wetsuit with normal size extremities paired with a ridiculously swollen ass and mid-section.
PSALM 77:19 Jan 19, 2009 Rating: 1
we were all beginners once but that is not an excuse to be an idiot. Before I ever started surfing I saw the North Shore. That should be a rule for every beginner to watch that movie. What sullies the sport is stupid people not people pointing out that you're stupid. Surfing can be dangerous especially if you are coming at someone with 9ft of fiberglass you, AROHANUI would not be defending a guy if he just knocked you unconscious or even worse you got knocked unconscious and drowned because he was a poor little beginner.
chuck norris Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 25
Normally, surf boardin takes guts, but here, guts takes surf board in ......
thenatureboy Jan 18, 2009 Rating: -1
My god i never knew they made O'neil Psychos that bag - what a fat fighter!!
neoprenejunkie Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 0
hes actually skinny but he has a really bad flatulance problem. you dont want to be around when he takes his suit off!
robL Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 0
put a bit of weight on since last week, and his hair grows quickly! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=88123
JAMES777 Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 1
Last time this chump came to North Devon a few years ago, to surf one of our left hand reefs he was dropping in left right and centre, hogging the line up and generally acting like a total looser. This guy gets ZERO respect from me, his ego is bigger than his waste line.
d-peoples-elbow Jan 18, 2009 Rating: -3
both boards are actually his, one for each leg!! like a keg on water-skis
moonface Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 0
iv never seen a five foot square wettie in any shop gotta be a custom job
Bandees Jan 18, 2009 Rating: -2
This has to be possibly the most stangest looking person I have ever seen. Little arms and legs accompanied by a massive fucking arse, jesus chirst!
NO NAMES BUT MY PARENTS THOUGHT OF SOME BUT NOTHING ... Jan 18, 2009 Rating: -5
everybody knows fat birds don't fly
berko Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 2
Time to throw down, clown..... sorry about dropping in on you, I was wrong lets shake hands. Blam Blam suck on that old man. false crack medevac, baby
AROHANUI Jan 18, 2009 Rating: 11
Wow, this is exactly what's wrong with surfing today. It's respect and tolerance that's needed in the lineup. We were all beginners once and I'm not saying he should not have moved the guy out the way, I've done it myself before, but no one owns the ocean or the waves. Once you start thinking that way your sullying the sport. First of all I am glad to see a pic like this kooks need to learn to stop dropping in on people. My home break Folly Beach SC USA is populated by a ton of dumbass kooks who think head high is a big day and drop in at will w/o any etiquette or respect. All right so the guy is huge and bright red so there is no way that guy can say he did not see him. He is lucky he did not just get run over. SO is this like Riddick you keep what you kill do you think he kept on surfing with his new long board dragging the kook who dropped in on him along
PSALM 77:19 Jan 18, 2009 Rating: -2
First of all I am glad to see a pic like this kooks need to learn to stop dropping in on people. My home break Folly Beach SC USA is populated by a ton of dumbass kooks who think head high is a big day and drop in at will w/o any etiquette or respect. All right so the guy is huge and bright red so there is no way that guy can say he did not see him. He is lucky he did not just get run over. SO is this like Riddick you keep what you kill do you think he kept on surfing with his new long board dragging the kook who dropped in on him along
the Gill Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 1
I don't have to imagine paying for diesel, I did pay, at £1.40 +per litre, we split the bill. I should have only payed a 3rd in 'hindsight.
NO NAMES BUT MY PARENTS THOUGHT OF SOME BUT NOTHING ... Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 0
imagine paying for the diesel ,take a lowloader??
Andy James Jan 17, 2009 Rating: -1
You talking about botty,s has brought back some frightening memories when driving up to Thurso..Ask Blower!!!!
Thesilversurfer Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 4
it could have been worse, he might have gotten a botty..........again!!!
rorydog Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 2
Guts Griffiths or Guts Donnelly from Jersey? Either one is a top bloke, had many a pint with em both! Donnelly is now fatter though and hasn't surfed for months. Kind regards to the Pork Pilots............
cf Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 17
guts takes everything he can get even claiming salvage rights on outher peoples boards people dont even notice him in his low profile wetsuit
billywiz2009 Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 1
I think he should take up Sumo wrestling with the size of that arse?
billywiz2009 Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 8
Looks like he has just given birth to a fully wet suited son?????
the Gill Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 2
now he's taken up photoshop surf photography, the weight seems to be digitally piling on.
billywiz2009 Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 0
On my first glance i thought it was Craig Burrows doing a photo shoot for guts surfboards but then realised he doesnt have long hair???
hipmasama Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 12
haha surely you have photoshopped guts arse and gut bigger!!? either way the guy still rips!!
the Gill Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 1
that bloke being dragged along on his back by Guts, is just about to experience the infamous back-draft.
Buck Tooth Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 1
nah mate ! met him in a bar once at lahinch drunk as a skunk and dull as a brush !
Guts Surfboards Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 0
Hey Buck Tooth -you're not related to that human xylaphone Dave Jones by any chance !! I feel a photoshop war looming!!!
Joskin mewn y fferm Jan 17, 2009 Rating: 2
oi Buck tooth! you been tweaking pics a wee bit me thinks! he's a big bloke Guts, but he's not A lobster pot buoy marker. proper looks it here thoe......
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