It was actually taken in Neko Harbor in Antarctica
ivans Sep 26, 2011 Rating: 1
Miansurf Mar 9, 2010 Rating: 2
Can you actually surf that so close to the rocks? and ice?
CarrotKing Feb 2, 2010 Rating: 3
This break is 2 minuites down the road from me... In uzbekisthan
mass surf Jun 22, 2010 Rating: 0
it was taken in antartica idiot
Edd Bunce May 3, 2009 Rating: 2
perfect wave but im sorry i couldnt handle that, thats a new standard of cold lol.
rosco85 Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 2
paulyc Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 2
just imagine dat was a wee bit bigger!!!!!!!!!! fukin brilliant shot
kook sponger Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 5
that place would be a dream session if it was going off 6 ft
2snapsathags Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 0
how big is that
bassic303 May 28, 2009 Rating: 2
double over my balls.....
J.Clancy Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 2
or a quarter of an inch Hawaiian
J.Clancy Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 1
about a foot
honduras 17 Mar 10, 2009 Rating: -2
Andres Descamps Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 2
These are the moments when I could give anything to lose my abilities to feel cold. perfect.
soutie Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 0
after 5 minutes you wouldnt feel a thing
shanok Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 2
maxscab Mar 9, 2009 Rating: -6
Pure Blue Water Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 3
spongefreak Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 23
Darn it! Being a skinflint I used an individual portion size box and it doesn't cover the whole screen, I can still see the ratings. Do I have to buy a large box of cornflakes as well as paying for the instructions? There's a credit crisis on and this is going to empty my piggy bank, I wonder if I can apply to be bailed out by the government?
the vanity project Mar 10, 2009 Rating: -2
I am aware that I am using too many column inches on this page so I may have to let this one go. Normal service will be resumed shortly on another page. P.S. if i use your nhs glasses on myself and look in the mirror does it give me a six pack?
soutie Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 0
alternately, buy my discounted model, which is a modified pair of nhs glasses, specially calibrated with 2 precise lines of a permanent marker. cheaper that his rubbish and can be used to make fat birds appear thin. get it on httttp:://www.intergalacticsuperhighway..//therealsoutie.web/notthatcornflakesboxcrap
the vanity project Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 24
Schoolboy error Spongefreak, been there myself. You should have seen my first attempt, gloy glue and crepe paperâ€¦atrocious. Youâ€™ll be pleased to learn that I am currently beta testing a pre production model on those individual variety sized cartons you speak of. It should work well with smaller netbooks, blackberryâ€™s and i-phones, filling up a lucrative gap in the market. On the monetary front, considering these uncertain times and the betrayal of our financial institutions, I would like to reassure all shareholders in the Neg-Obscurer 2000 corporation that I will not be taking any performance related bonuses this year. But just try stopping me joy riding the private jet!
Meunchkkleeerrr III Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 1
vanity i'll take 6.
morganphillips May 18, 2009 Rating: 1
this thread is awesome........
morganphillips May 18, 2009 Rating: 1
please...please.....sell me some of your weed.......
the vanity project Mar 12, 2009 Rating: 5
Donâ€™t think Iâ€™ll take you up on that one Teets. Edmonds screwed me over on a pyramid scheme in the late â€˜90s when he was in the Doldrums after getting axed from Noelâ€™s House Party. I had to hold Mr Blobby ransom until I got my cash back and the chubby pink fella lost a few digits in the process until I was fully reimbursed. Edmondâ€™s must have thought he ordered a bag of supersized sausages through the post. â€˜blobby blobby blobbyâ€™
Meunchkkleeerrr III Mar 11, 2009 Rating: 1
Lamination certinaly appears to have solved the issue. Duncan rang me late last night, practically whinnying with delight at the prospect of utilising the version 2.0 design. I said *hats off to Vanity eh...?*which I obviously would not have said if i had read your comment above - because i can tell you now, the proverbial hit the fan. Duncan suddenly went quiet and asked me if *that was a dig at his new cap?*. I,suddenly realising perhaps i had utilised the wrong phrase beat a hasty retreat back to the realms of discussing his newly 'talced' balls but to no avial. Duncan began to literally scream at me down the phone, saying such things as *Van should never have told you about that* and *i'm not THAT F-ing bald anyhow!* etc - needless to say he was going on there for about 15 minutes. the upshot of all this van im sad to say, is that i lost my rag a bit too - i told him gold medal or no gold medal, he was a silly egg faced, slippery shit bag and that if he so much as attmepted to endorse another of your projects, i'd get wind and shove whatever product it may be sideways where the sun doesn't shine. i also reminded him of jsut how far he's come using the obscurer. Anyway, i apologise but Duncan is out, i wont work with him again - i hope that's ok. On a more positive note, Noel Edmonds left me an email yesterday saying he would be on board as long as there was a recepticle for his beard to rest upon/in whilst utilising it. Didnt you mention something about add-ons in version 2.3? i'll be in meetings most of the day today but drop me msg back so i can let him know? ta.
the vanity project Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 5
Bubble wrap-Schmubble wrap, there is nothing wrong with my design. NASA couldnâ€™t design a better negative obscuring device than my towering technological behemoth. Believe me, they have been trying for years. I find it no coincidence that space flight has taken a dip in recent years, where do you think all that research money is getting funnelled into? Trying to invent patent rich cash cow innovations like mine, thatâ€™s where. Having said that I do take on board your issue with the soggy cardboard. The mark 1 version was always prone to the vagaries of moisture ingress but Version 2.0 has undergone a process of lamination to counter the effects of so called â€˜accidental spillageâ€™. And you can tell Duncan from me that he can play soggy cardboard on his own time and not in front of the assembled national press while Iâ€™m paying him to endorse my brand. Heâ€™s only bitter because his bald dome reflects a significant amount of stray light back onto the screen, thereby inhibiting normal viewing. I custom built a rubber swim hat for him using the light absorbing properties of black velvet adorned with tarred black goose feathers to catch any peripheral light spillage. Heâ€™s only uppity in that review because the tar hadnâ€™t had time to cool before he put it on and now heâ€™s stuck like that. Fame has changed you Duncan. I hate to see bad sportsmanship, and from an Olympic gold medal winner no less, tut tut.
Meunchkkleeerrr III Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 2
Van, dont get me wrong, im very excited. VERY excited. but, this sometimes porn thing worries me, have you really thought it through? also before i become your regional agent i saw a recent review of it in the Swimmer Monthly february edition by well known celebrity swimmer Duncan *egg head* Goodhew who stated: *...The real disappointment is that after a prolonged training session, i came back all moist and sweaty to my computer and realised that i had inadvertently soaked the *Obscurer 2000* - it was destroyed and now my life is bereft of positivity, im all wet and have soggy cardboard on my balls. why, god why....*. Van, is this a design faul? please confirm. Bubble wrap perhaps?
the vanity project Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 7
May I also tell you about some exciting new offers we have running this month that will create significant savings in the long term. Let me send you a no cost, no obligation quote. See why Wired magazine readers are calling the Neg-Obscurer 2000 â€˜a remarkable inventionâ€™ and â€˜a life affirming gadget, itâ€™s my generations ipodâ€™. Daily Mail reader Colin from Wokingham says â€˜it lets me view MSW without the agro, I feel much calmer, I havenâ€™t said BAN THIS SICK FILTH in agesâ€™ There you have it Teetsvilleâ€™81, with testimonials like that this puppy is selling itself while I sit on the beach making 20 percent! The Neg-Obscurer 2000: â€˜Obscuring scorn and sometimes pornâ€™
the vanity project Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 23
Man, this positive/negative rating pish is really giving me ball ache. Itâ€™s a noble system being made redundant by rampant misuse and since I have no option to disable the + or -â€˜s I have invented a contraption fashioned from a corn flakes box which I now place over my laptop screen. By means of a hole cut into the cardboard (and thus revealing the central and left hand side of the screen) I can view the lovely photos and read the funny comments. Ingeniously I have added a sellotaped hinged flap, which hides the negs/posiâ€™s. The downside is that I canâ€™t see the clock in the corner of the screen and I must raise the flap/hinge/flange in order to close or minimise windows. While doing this I usually squint at the screen, so as not to chance upon the negs/posi abuse. The net result of my invention is that the world (naively) seems a fairer place, if only for a short while. I will be uploading the drawings of my MacGyver/Blue Peter design in the coming weeks for anyone who feels this would be of use to them. P.S. In order to canvas reader opinion please rate this comment positively or negatively so as I can decide whether or not to upload my blueprints.
Wet behind the ears Aug 15, 2011 Rating: 0
this picture isn't of miramar, miramar is no where near icebergs or any snow etc!!! i think this is of the south east peninsula of argentina... Very nice picture though!
the vanity project Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 4
In order to win back consumer confidence, I will be running a cocopops box amnesty, where you may exchange your inferior 3rd party designs for an original Neg-Obscurer 2000 at a reduced introductory rate. After this period all copyright infringements will be dealt with under the full weight of the law. Soutie, Iâ€™m looking in your direction, although considering you have had your own copyright infractions/identity theft to deal with I may let this one slide.
rackarn Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 0
are there more Miramar's in Argentina? no icebergs in the resort Miramar I know of anyway.
soutie Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 78
i will just bypass the copywrite by using a cocopops box. cunning.
the vanity project Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 2
Enterprising young fellow arenâ€™t you, I like the cut of your jib. You can have the original prototype kit free as a deal sweetener if you agree to nurse the franchise stateside. Weâ€™ll go 60/40 on the profits, but I get to appear on the front cover of Fortune magazine on my own (Vanity by nameâ€¦.)
SurfingPickle Mar 9, 2009 Rating: 0
Please do uplaod them. Maybe you could start selling kits? This is the wave for that Antartica swimmer guy.
alie Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 3
the inside looks a little gnarly
RIsurf326 Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 7
perfection...all those colors combined with the iceberg, this picture is cooler than the other side of the pillow
jimmytwoshoes Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 4
I think you might need to wear a 5-3 wetsuit here
jimmytwoshoes Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 23
LOL Very good spongeFreak!
jimmytwoshoes Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 1
LOL very good 326!
spongefreak Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 78
5/3? very optimistic, more like two wetsuits not two shoes Jimmy.
drtyjrz526 Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 3
wow nice and glassy.. sick shot
norfolk jake Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 1
Looks like something off that penguin surfing thing errrrrrr surfs up thats the one!
surf like me Mar 8, 2009 Rating: -1
yeah man lol love that movie =]
P Marchant Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 26
Its good to see something different, nice shot
willsurfing Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -1
Cornish Coast Adventures and Accommodation Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -1
Wow what an awsome pic
Surf Berbere Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 3
Almost Alien like, fantastic shot!
surf like me Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 4
Blimey if you surfed that you'd be the next IceBurg.. lol! That would be mentally cold even for 7mil suits
surf like me Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 4
Beautiful peal though, nice shot!
surferboy4 Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -2
I WANNA SURF THERE
Ray Stacy Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -1
Can I have that wave on the rocks, with ice!
johnnyav13 Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
looks to me thigh to stomach high
pitmonkey Mar 8, 2009 Rating: 0
Imagine that at 6ft+ though, with no reference point, any size is possible. Grand shot, pure tranquility.
moonyface Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
im in there like swim wear wheres me bordies
Kholodkov V. Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 1
cant tell how big that is...
sqirl Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 3
There is some weird A*s internet Sh*t going down on this site!
harveywallbanger Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 6
The real soutie does take it/:
soutie Mar 7, 2009 Rating: 3
there he is, imposter
if theres two theres a few, if theres four theres no... Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -3
deano Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 3
either im mistaken....or pissed...but that looks like a frickin big seal commin up the beach above the white water.............hic!!!
Seashell Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
o'O Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 4
That's one of the nicest photos I've seen. I would take a guess at head high wave breaking on 6 inchs of water?
aikona Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
Dibs on the one behind. Ya reckon that section by the iceberg closes?
rbr4155 Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 92
it's like jessica biel, perfect but no one can touch it.
Dicer Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 3
fantastical photo! slush puppy anyone?
Francois Bouwer Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 29
This looks like a painting...
Suck you Focrates Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
Were's Cody Maverick??
zwaager Mar 7, 2009 Rating: -4
just missed him! he peaced to Pengu Island! xP
WoodyWoodsta Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 1
Yea I was wondering the same thing???
DA GROM Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
Spongerdudette Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -4
Glad to hear it Soutie. But as for saying flipping instead of fecking, it just goes to show what a lovely, sensitive to others feelings and polite bunch of people us spongers are.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d Mar 10, 2009 Rating: 0
wow another chick with penis envy
soutie Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -4
flipper, flipping.... you had to be there
Shorey Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -2
Damn right, hey whats your number dudette? :)
Cymro Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -3
Great shot. Makes a real change. Don't worry about the comment from the mindless tossers- collective IQ is so small its unquantifiable.
Sir Surfalot Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
tell you what - slab of that glacier breaks off, you'll have your bigger wave for sure...haha!
Shorey Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -2
Flipping nice pic, not something you see too often. stunner.
Shorey Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -3
We are a polite bunch afterall :)
soutie Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -3
flipping? is that fecking in spongerspeak?
n1ck25 Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -2
too bad its photo shopped cuz argentina is warm. but its cool tho.
Will Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 2
i think they were kidding
Meredith Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 3
Not photoshopped. It is taken in Antarctica. What is wrong with you people???
Tits local Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
It aint small you kook, the white water could break you in two. Then, it would trow you upon dem rocks an' split your skull open. Minimum 4 foot face, closer to to 6.
mantis Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 5
I really like this pic meredeth. cool colours and all
ADD TO cART Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -1
ADD TO cART Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
+1 shorey..... Yew !
Shorey Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -3
no way, the ice berg was shopped in, it is actually tahiti.
gsxr1127 Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -5
wasnt this used in surf's up, it was called something else in the movie so as the locals wouldnt get upset and who wants upset peguins :)
Meredith Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 1
No, it wasn't. I took this photo a couple of weeks ago on a trip to Antarctica.
gpbb Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 4
But really...how big is that? I'm not convinced that it's so tiny weeny. Look at the lip ruffles and white water.
she with me and i m a kook Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 0
Everything in this photo is in focus, so no way to judge the size. That wall of ice could be huge and far away yet its still in focus. The only way to know is to ask the author... So Meredith will I at 6'1'' fit inside that barrel?
Will Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 1
you can tell its small by how much is in focus
Meredith Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
Thanks, Spongefreak! Antarctica was AMAZING - the most beautiful and unusual place on this planet. A freak wave like this was such a gift for this website.
spongefreak Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 2
Good on you Meredith, it's a great shot, your friend should have mentioned that you need to ignore a significant portion of the comments as they are spawned from uncertain minds. It's probably the first shot of a wave in Antarctica posted here and it has some pretty deep mental therapy potential for those who have enough mental ability to go beyond winding the rest of the world up, thanks for sharing a slice of your experience with us.
Meredith Mar 6, 2009 Rating: 4
I took this photo when I was in Antarctica two weeks ago. It is the original - I don't even own photoshop, let alone know how to use it. A surfer friend of mine loved the photo and told me to post it here.
Credit Name: Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
six times overhead?
Credit Name: Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -2
it's chopes reversed and shopped in oops!!
jrth Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
Ni averga! que helado!
sqirl Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 1
booties?...........we dont need no stinkin' booties!
Credit Name: Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 4
that's just krill!
Credit Name: Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -3
is it glacial chunk snap off splooshdown swell? if so yay for global warmin?
hoodglovesboots Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 2
I heard the Big Z once rode that!
dr.F Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
and that new kid cody maverick
supernova Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -5
Ray Stacy Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 2
this pic takes me to my happy place......la la la
reefus raticus Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 3
hard to gauge the size, wonder how big and if there's hungry orca issues
DOG-COCK Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 2
Beeeeeeeeautiful!!!!!!!!! Definately need your thermal rashy for that though...
southcoastsecret Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 4
that is proper glass, almost unreal. good work
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 2
my new definition of glassy
jrad123 Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 5
other than the rocks it looks fine
doctorsurf Mar 29, 2009 Rating: -1
Just like home...
ghostrider Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 1
This is truly one of the most beautiful surf photos I have ever seen. Please please please post more like this...
MantaWave Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -3
Rocks AND Icebergs!? I couldn't do it. REally cool (er. cold) shot though.
s3xt0y Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 6
What was the h-bomb made for again?
nelch Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
you have to take it for that reply soutie. very funny
soutie Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 10
to blow people into tiny little bits
Spongerdudette Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
Are you feeling OK Soutie? Not sure what you meant by your comment, or is it a case that I'm slow on the uptake today?
if theres two theres a few, if theres four theres no... Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -5
sorry to hear you are french, clown
soutie Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -5
sorry to hear you are misunderstood, chucky
if theres two theres a few, if theres four theres no... Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -5
There are two theories for explaining something to a women: Neither of them work!
ADD TO cART Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 3
Spring in South Africa ?
soutie Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
hahaha, no, Bing
reefus raticus Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 24
soutie Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 1
Spongerdudette, fine thanks, great, top form, wonderfull, isnt life beautifull, spring in the step, spring is in the air, love is in the air, everywhere i look around, every sight and every sound and i dont know what i am typing
soutie Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 3
dont cry for my vacuum cleaner
aikona Mar 6, 2009 Rating: -1
Slaap jy nooit Soutie? Your comment sucks... And for those who this one passed by think Evita. Awesome picture btw!
Hughy Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
Looks like some hidden potential, if anyone can brave the cold!
Rito Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 3
Amazing shot! Looks small but that shape is so pefect!!
bellyshaker Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 7
what an amazing shot!! ice one ;)
Sharpy Mar 5, 2009 Rating: -3
I see... I see...
the bearded clam Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 9
thats the glacierest wave ive ever seen
Goodfish Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 27
Absolute perfection. For penguins. Who are surfers.
Ogreeny Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 2
So small but the mind surfing potential is perfect. Great pic!
Eoin Mar 5, 2009 Rating: 0
Beautiful picture, the colours work really well