jason f.'s photo of La Santa

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Average rating of 4.24 from 45 votes

La Santa

Spot Location: Canary Islands > Lanzarote > La Santa

Date Taken: 3rd March 2009. 14686 page views since 26th March 2009.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
5.5ft 6s 340.12°     20
Clear 60°f
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EddieFry Jan 5, 2010 Rating: 1

Should get all those self-proclaimed "ball out chargers" to try this on for size. That'll sort out the men from the boys...

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Scott May 4, 2009 Rating: 0

wow just like shipsterns bluff but glassier

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Rollinbarrin Apr 12, 2009 Rating: 1

I was just wondering, what is a good, cheap camera to start out with? I want to make movies of me and my friends bodyboarding. It needs to be able to be watertight at least a little deep. Most of the shots will be shorebreak. Any suggestions? rollinbarrin@gmail.com

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troy-the-boy Apr 1, 2009 Rating: -1

thats so fuckin evil! could you imagen paddling out and seeing something like that! id turn round grab a foamy and take the small ones by the beach! haha

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Apr 1, 2009 Rating: -1

Dear friends! please go here http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=98509 and vote this pic the bestest there is on MSW. It really deserves it dont you think? And it will make me happy. I know, i know, no-one likes being told what to do these days so im asking you really nicely to please VOTE MUECNHKLERR today and make a difference. Love. Teets.

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cahofseth Jan 6, 2010 Rating: -1

you suck

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sqirl Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 22

Muenkler would go!.......while eating a steak on a stick!

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Apr 1, 2009 Rating: -4

Meucnhkler Would Go - Sqirl, i am now officially honouring you with the title, *Chief Merchandiserino* of the CUM (see link or as VEEP)- i wanna see t shirt,s caps, even goddamn monkeys wiht that stamped on them. serioudly im ordering a t shirt right now....(im not joking!) anyone want one? . Muecnhk

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Shorey Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 5

The giraffe is for the telephone cable and the street lights. The satelite we just put on the roof.

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sqirl Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 32

jefuhfuh..........you tribesman get comedy central?? Let me guess you use a giraffe with a satellite tied to its head??

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Shorey Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 0

jalapeno....on a steeekk

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johnnyav13 Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 2

no thankyou

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Mar 30, 2009 Rating: -2

this wave would make me *do a muenchkler!!*

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cuntface Jun 16, 2009 Rating: 0

wat is a muenchkler ive seen it on nearly every comment

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morhaw Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 1

actually this wave does look very sexual, shit i need a beat one out now, been staring at that tight hole for too long

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wrongTimeWrongPlace Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 1

its evil, its even started to spawn an eqaully evil offspring out of its belly. pass.

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the vanity project Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 9

When selecting a wave, very much like choosing a decent steak, it is important to look for marbling. The more marbling a wave has the less tender it will be but, as this illustration demonstrates, it will have enhanced flavour (note the distinct marbling on the left side of this wave). A fat and tasty wave, when being thoroughly grilled, will enhace the experience, and when you're really cooking on gas you will appreciate the difference. This wave should be basted from left to right with smooth confident strokes and you should always glaze in the direction of the grain, get this part wrong and you will be the one being skewered. But remember a smaller wave that has little or no fat marbling will lack flavour, so choosing tender, leaner waves (although a healthier option) really is just one step away from being a vegeterian.

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Papa Chambo Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 15

Tedious Links to the Thread - A song called 'only a prawn in Whitby' was sung by the brilliant (and still alive) Leeds band, CUD, which was about Morrissey getting busted eating prawns in the characterful Yorkshire seaside town of Whitby, which like many spots on the North East Coast has some good waves every now and then, and therefore a few surfers to boot. Morrissey did not surf then, but since moving to LA to get away from piss taking bands like CUD, has since learnt to surf and is now actually quite good.

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mantis Mar 31, 2009 Rating: 25

Beer, I got the smiths reference mate. dont know why you got the neg rates. well actually I do, there are some out there that just like to neg rate.

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soutie Mar 30, 2009 Rating: 4

more than that, it was Johnny Mar's guitar riffs that made them and set them apart from a lot of the shite that was getting played at that moment in time. rick astley, living in a box, anyone?

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ADD TO cART Mar 30, 2009 Rating: 6

I'll wear the neg ratings but i was hoping to start a brawl about the merits of Morrissey's talent (if any) , not the bleeding obvious to never question mans god given right to eat flesh. By the way we abort vego's at birth and feed them to the dingo for breakfast here in oz . Make mine blue thanks

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greggybread Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 0

Id rather be vegetarian than eat the marbelling on that steak. Although it looks tasty (really tasty) my doctor has warned that the fat content of such a steak would definatly stop my heart beating. Ive been sworn to lean steaks with a salad side. Its not as tasty but I will live to eat more and more lean steaks in the future

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morhaw Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 4

and dairy is still rape, we recognize one kind of oppression so why not recognize the rest. and may all your interventions be humanitarian

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ADD TO cART Mar 29, 2009 Rating: -3

Meat is Murder

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fhflipper Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 3

f*ck a duck, thats some scary sh1t right there... the wave is pretty mean looking too...

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the vanity project Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 20

Remember to serve immediately, unlike a joint of cooked meat, do not allow the wave to rest before carving. Time and tide wait for no man. And needless to say, too many cooks will spoil the broth. Also don't let the butcher carve it on your behalf. He will most likely offer, but you should thoroughly wax his windscreen if he does this without asking first.

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Sir Surfalot Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 14

creepy and gnarly...kinda doing that shipstern's thing!

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Will Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 5

Santa brought the presents early this year

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the vanity project Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 6

'Look, this wasn't here! There was nothing here! There was this... space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say Zuul. It was right here.'

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Meunchkkleeerrr III Apr 2, 2009 Rating: 15

GB! easy, not many ZUULS about. have a look on my most recent, bet u cant guess...

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mantis Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 0

I think you got it beave. you have to get up pretty early to get some of v.p. references. (I actually thought v.p. had finally lost the plot)

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The Beave in SD Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 0

ha ha... is that ghostbusters? Nice one.

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the vanity project Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 1

'there is no wave, only Zuul.' Yep, defo a spooky looking wave.

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mantis Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 2

well, theres only one shippies. but this does look evil. the kind of wave that makes you want to strap lawyers and radar cops with duct tape to longboards and nudge them into the impact zone. and drink then beer from the saftey of your boat and watch the show.

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grom14 Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 0

another ship like wave!?

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soutie Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 8

looks like a nice beginner's wave

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mantis Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 2

very good v.p. we wont be docking you a days pay for nappin on the job

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the vanity project Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 1

Good one Mantis. 'Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!'

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mantis Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 21

yeah, the clown likes to keep his audience riveted. (blazzing saddles reference)

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Jack Glick Mar 28, 2009 Rating: 13

hahaha I actually got a good laugh outta that one

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mozza Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 2

a gradual mixture of good and evil perfectly captured ...a true beauty! with many eyes delighted by its splendor but not willing to venture on it.

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dakinemind Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 23

i just pooped in my pants

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rodneyjunior Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 1


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Dicer Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 14

good God! Shallow, deadly but somehow inviting. A bit like Paris Hilton.

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Portpipe Mar 30, 2009 Rating: 1

you could chuck pineapples into that pit all day

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sqirl Mar 27, 2009 Rating: -1

The wave also seems to have a lazy eye......like paris hilton......the picture is kind of grainy.....was it shot with a night vision camera.......?

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Shorey Mar 27, 2009 Rating: -1

but tastes like chicken

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Kiwi John Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 3

Nice one, possibly stinks of fish too!

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Shorey Mar 27, 2009 Rating: 2

Looks like a psycho shipsterns

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soutie Mar 29, 2009 Rating: 4

would Andre Botha?