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Alan K. 5d2's photo of Jersey

Empty waves on this epic morning..

Average rating of 4.56 from 117 votes

Jersey

Spot Location: UK + Ireland > Jersey > Jersey

Date Taken: 15th February 2011. 19440 page views since 16th February 2011.

Swell Rating Primary Swell Secondary Swell Wind (+ Gusts) Weather
5.5ft 14s 267.07° 5ft 5s   24 31 mph Overcast 46°f
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LeonPearce Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 2

and this is why I now have half a board lying out on my lawn looking very sorry for itself.

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geordiebass Feb 22, 2011 Rating: 0

I have 2 halves of a firewire flexflight in mine! Wrong choice that day me thinks even at mid tide...

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joshualindsey25 Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 0

good luck with the paddle out

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The Wiz Feb 20, 2011 Rating: -21

Sponging is lame and inferior to surfing. Its what you do if you cunt surf. I mean can't.

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bigdaddy29412 Feb 23, 2011 Rating: 0

Thats great Im still laughing. Good stuff!

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The G Man Feb 22, 2011 Rating: 0

He'll be one of the 90%

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Spongerdudette Feb 22, 2011 Rating: 1

Jersey...Scottish?!?!? Time for some geography lessons I think Berko.

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berko Feb 22, 2011 Rating: -4

My grandfather didn't need a passport when he was saving all you scottish freaks from Hitler.

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zkingoz Feb 21, 2011 Rating: -1

Team America fuck yeah. We put man on the moon, we own the world, we rule the world, but only 10% of our population have passports. We call aluminum, aluuuuuuuuuuuuuminum. we think pussy an twat is an asshole. well that explans alot Brown star fish hunters.

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zkingoz Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 0

Team America fuck yeah. We put man on the moon, we own the world, we rule the world, but only 10% of our population have passport ports. We call aluminum, aluuuuuuuuuuuuuminum. we think pussy an twat is an asshole. well that explans alot Brown star fish hunters.

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 3

This is why - http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=205371&browseSession=9c39c7214c39e79adadf7e6333ec096e

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-JP- Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 10

some people like to do stuff differently... people ride motorbikes instead of driving cars and no-one really bats an eyelid these days so why make a big deal out of someones choice of what they surf?

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sk8rjohn Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 0

nice.... seattle doesnt break like that..... where is the surfer....?

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 0

http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?redisplay=true&photoId=40641 Same beach just a bit more gnarly....surfers out

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Scott Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 1

Ahhh nice to see THE REAL Jersey on the Front page once in a while :)

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Scott Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 1

yeah a few guys out when the tide was higher.

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luke sullivan Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 1

yeah empty cause it is a closeout(well in this shot anyway)I'm callin it as I see it?????correct me if I'm wrong was anyone surfing this?

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

Where on Jersey is this spot? Checking on Google Earth shows no surf photos.

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dm037728 Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

west coast mate.. the big bay you can see

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Goodfish Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 1

Oh, I'd probably just go and shit myself if I was faced with that...

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Hoop! Feb 21, 2011 Rating: -1

That is why nobody will remember your name!

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Goodfish Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 0

But you told me it was because of the smell...Damn lies, Donald...Damn lies...

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Wincy Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 2

This is why we don't go to the seaside together anymore Margaret.

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Aqua Snaps Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

This looks nasty!!!!! really stormy :-(

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Rinky dink Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

perfect for the sponge!

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bigdaddy29412 Feb 19, 2011 Rating: -7

Take your sponge and go splash around in a pond.

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Harv Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

Proof that I am stupid. Why work finance in London when there's Jersey and Ireland. I am on the wrong Island. Hell - does Bermuda get waves?

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Twinfin Feb 21, 2011 Rating: -1

Hi Vic. Yep Bermuda does get waves shared a few with you. Paul

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J P Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

Proof is he works in finance, what happened to all the money Bushpig. What did you do with all the money!

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Barry bog squat Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

No one else needed proof that you were stupid bushpig.

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VicDanks Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

I was in Bermuda for 7 years, yes they get waves, on the south coast but I only managed once a week - take off practice, real short rides and very reef shallow. When a hurricane comes by then it does get good, but you have to be on it.

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Young gun Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

now that's a proper shorebreak

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mikejpierre Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -1

i could totally paddle out in all that. no rips, close-outs, or back-breaking beach barrels would stop me!

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bali_trader Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 2

One of the highlights of my day is logging into MSW and laughing my ass off at the banter between the US and the UK, or spongers and standups, or whatever it may be. It really does break the stereotype that surfers are all brain dead, un-witty morons that use words like 'far-out' and 'radical dude'..... f**king hilarious.... keep it up!

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tjo Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 1

no, just tryin to beat him to it :^)

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 0

MOOSE?

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tjo Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 1

TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!!! JUST LIKE MY WIFES FALLOPIAN!!!! (ahahah she'd totally gag me with a spoon if she saw this, duude!!!! Ahahahah)

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Coelacanth Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 1

Why did the Valley girl use birth control pills?......So she could be fer sure fer sure.

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Bran Dog Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

riiiiiiighteouuuuuussssssss

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

OK now don't overdue it. We have a reputation to maintain.

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bali_trader Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

this is exactly what im talking about........... love it! 'hang-ten'

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Barry bog squat Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

NIBs you crazy fool, are you referring to the hit C4 series 'the family' in which the guy shouts ''cup of teeeea'' in an Indian accent to his wife from the bedroom until she brings him a cuppa??

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NIB Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

Cup of Teeeeeeeea!

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Alexloul Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 2

supa!!

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lebreton Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 3

Dont understand this comment, use more far-out or radical word plix

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7 Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

Right on. Far fracking radical. Oh, wow, groovy, the colors, the colours (sorry, 60s flashback).

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NIB Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 3

My wife wears one of them!

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Baboon Barrels Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 2

Gnarley Brah!

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greggybread Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 6

Radical comment dude

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kernow1 Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

thats super heavy

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wgc1 Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

looks like super tubos!

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sprayNsurf Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

country of Jersey?

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jimjamborey Mar 1, 2011 Rating: -1

hey brian, im gonna lock you and you're fellow islanders in a giant cinema and set fire to it, inglorious basterds style, and on the big screen im gonna play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tE9S8uwj4

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 22, 2011 Rating: 0

heehawheehaw!

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brian Feb 21, 2011 Rating: 2

also it's legal to kill people- but only with a crossbow in a church. umm... no chalkie my family look like donkeys

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Tequila Sunrise Feb 20, 2011 Rating: 0

Brian, is that genetic from when your family lived there?

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brian Feb 19, 2011 Rating: -2

Jersey folk tend to look like toads and are crap at the Muratti and Siam cups

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Wincy Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 4

Me and my mum and dad and brother and other brother are confused. We have not find people from place other in large time. Please help send us. We life in Tasmania. Mother country put us here we make the trees stop with grandad and dad dad and job finished now. Boat please. Home time.

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Matt Wright Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 0

I don't know about Jersey. But, i know that New Jersey is the armpit of America.

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sqirl Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -4

stupid yanks and poms....always arguing about whose best........when its clearly the yanks......after the ozzies and saffas of course!

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doobie mcshitlips Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

do 'THEY ' take american express? if not i'll take my dollars where i'm appreciated .

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ole doc Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

Of course there are two jerseys you moron...one for home games and one for away games.

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the vanity project Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 7

Surely you know what ‘countries’ are mate, its those funny looking places you bomb other than artillery ranges

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tamather Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -1

you gotta be fucking kidding me! there are two jerseys in world??????

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GreenTeam Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

Didn't say it wasn't hilarious though... Keep it up!

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 10

DOOO THEY??

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GreenTeam Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -3

They say sarcasm is the refuge of losers. Nothing personal mate.

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7 Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 11

"Outside the USA" - does not compute ... does not compute ... does not compute ...

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bali_trader Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

dont forget that its 'jersey' and not 'new jersey'......

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 4

No, its called sarcasm.

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tjo Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 6

i see a pattern, arrogance

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matttheglove Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

Which is near England, yes that's England not New England, which incidentally has various places such as York, Boston, Washington to name but 3. Perhaps you can see a pattern here my freind from the historically fresh faced pre pubescent US of A

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Godspeed You! Black Emperor Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 33

Yes, there's a whole world of places outside the US!!

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Pompies Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -1

where are the people???

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tjo Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 2

...in New Jersey

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Scott Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 1

Out on the reef where it was bigger :D

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GreenTeam Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 0

Broken boards as well!

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Inland Sponger Feb 18, 2011 Rating: -1

That and buried in the sand...

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Cascabel Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 16

Drowning

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Gaynow Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 2

Stunning colours and great mood.

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brian Feb 19, 2011 Rating: 1

bender

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jsyrider Feb 18, 2011 Rating: 3

Perfect!

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