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DirtyMomma Hendry's Profile
MSW just made the world a much bigger and harder to reach place. I'm sad that I will lose the chance to meet so many other surfers from "far away" lands.......RIP, MSW.....I am a 34 year old new born surfer. March 18th, 2011 was my first attempt. 5 months down and 50 years to go. I feel SO stoked sometime I can hardly stand myself! Yippie! A lot of people surf for sport, but I'm not good enough to call it sport. To me it's more of a spiritual experience. Anything that involves one ass kicking after another interrupted by perfect moments of grace, feels more like a religious experience than a hobby or sport. But a 1000 wipe outs is worth it all in that spilt second when everything comes together; when somehow some way I did just the right thing at the right time and I find myself riding down the line...and though it's just for a moment, for that moment nothing else matters.
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DirtyMomma Hendry860 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OMG! OMG! The surf is up, the surf is UP! ((Jumps up and down, laughing, smile and clapping)) Woooooowhooooo! :>
ole doc859 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Go for it Didgit (dirty gidgit)
ole doc864 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dmamma I have two questions for you. 1. what in the world are you pointing at? B.What business do you manage? the only thing I can come up with is an adult book store.
DirtyMomma Hendry863 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pointing at? I'm guess my chnaged profile picture is visiable to you...it's not to me :( I have my finger "poking" in George Costanza's butt...it is his boudoir picture. Do you remember that episode? And to the second part "ding, ding, ding! winner, winner, chicken dinner!" :)
ole doc863 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Guess I had you pegged all the way down the line didnt I?
ole doc863 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh and PS...I sent you a FB message
DirtyMomma Hendry863 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just checked it but found no message from you :(
ole doc863 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ya have one now
ole doc862 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh...and on the first part....I believe that was the one where elaine had a nip slip on her Christmas card?
DirtyMomma Hendry861 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yep, yep! you got it buddy :)
DirtyMomma Hendry868 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
MSW....the best thing to come out of the UK since Pink Floyd :)
the vanity project870 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
should be some decent waves for you tomorrow, get in and get snapping
DirtyMomma Hendry868 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I wish....I was sick and moving. I coughed my way home way after dark :( And now today is all blown to shit :( Thanks for looking out for me though...I'm 'holding my breath' for the next chance.
ole doc874 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dmamma, you can click on my "making a didge" album and see the process start to finish
Younes882 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've just read your profile statement, it made me smile big time and brought back ooold memories, thanks!
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Youn....thank you for reading and for saying so. It means even more because I have seen some of your posts and I have much respect for you. Blessings brother.
Younes882 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Aloha! :)
soutie885 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually, you rebirth occured when you chopped the dreds.
DirtyMomma Hendry883 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOW Soutie....you must read everything, either that or we know each other in "real" life. I only mentioned the dreads once I believe. And yes you are correct. When I let my hair dread, it was a rebirth. Seven years later, when I cut them off was another re-birth. I wonder what I will be doing in another 6 years or so....Isn't life amazing :) Muah!
soutie885 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
solve this riddle : if there is two there's a few, if there is four there's no more.
DirtyMomma Hendry883 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
eff if I know....damn it, is this some kind of MSW IQ test? :) Give me a hint ;)
Coelacanth882 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I TOLD you to get away...while you still could...didn't I?...=^0
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
O' it's waaaay too late for me now. I have already allowed an idiot to engage my ego in a battle of wits. Just so you know, my mama did raise me better than this :) LOL
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I guess I should clarify, I don't mean Soutie...my bad.
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Or at least not yet....lol :)
Coelacanth882 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If it makes you feel any better D-momma...I just added the tag 'Surfmat' to the pic you are referencing...and added it to my favorites list...and gave it a +5...YEWWWWW!
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coel...you are too sweet. I feel your love and respect for the way you are standing up for me. Thank you...ABOUT THAT GUY, I don't need his approval of my form. The only reason I even allowed my ego to respond was because I feel in some way I am standing up for all women. Other sister's may be hurt by such comments and that "douche bag" should be called out for his "douche baggy-ness". LMAO! I feel beautiful in many ways, not just the physical form...and in the mirror my ego likes what it sees. I intentional don't put up sexier picture of myself...I'm not here for fishing, I came here about surfing. And if I do need a man to help me lift my spirits and praise my physical form, my man finds me endless sexy and he is never "short" on the ways he shows me.
soutie882 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
and now, back to that riddle. here is a clue, its nothing to do with leap years.
Coelacanth881 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's not VP's nad number either!...
DirtyMomma Hendry875 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok Soutie....you officially invaded my personal life :) As I was driving home from work yesterday, I kept thinking about the riddle...the drive is over an hour and towards the end of it I was like "WTF?!"...I thought of a million things that it's not...But then in a !FLASH!, 5 minutes from home, the first potentially viable guess hit me....Seasons....is it Seasons?
Coelacanth875 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not even close...I know the 'official' answer...but it still barely makes any sense...to me anyway. No clues FROM me tho'. Soutie may give you a clue occasionally...just to keep you twisting and in anguish...You were warned. ;^)
DirtyMomma Hendry875 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yea, but seasons fits! Some places only experience a few of them, but no where has more than four. Damn it, I don't like riddles. I've already slept with too many of them :) LOL!
Coelacanth874 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This is sooo unfair for a newby Soutie...You almost have to be a seasoned veteran(maybe even a bit jaded too)...to have a chance at guessing and/or understanding the answer...More clues might not even help.
DirtyMomma Hendry874 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soutie...damn it brother...if you must mess with my head could you at least do it a little quicker? Give me another hint.
soutie874 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no
soutie874 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
on second thoughts, check this out, about half way down http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=173409
soutie872 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
that was a rite of passage thing. CHUCKY had us wound up with that riddle. My solution was its a greedy longboarder. if there is 2 a few waves get through. if the are four they will manage to scoop each wave in the set. im not sure of the official answer though. i'm a bit bored, rained in with kids on an endless cooking, cleaning plates mission.
DirtyMomma Hendry888 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soul on the table part 2.........“There is no crying in surfing”...So why am I leaking from my eyes,I just want it so bad, I just want to ride....They say getting out is the hardest part, But I beg to differ, I’m pretty sure that wiping out and eating shit is slightly more bitter....Damn these tears that flow, Damn these ovaries that make them go, Damn those waves that break on me...Damn it, damn it, damn it I just want to stand and feel free....I came to ride, I came to hang ten, I didn’t mean to be sucked under or pinned in....“There is no crying in surfing” I keep telling myself, It’s not going to help you get out, It’s not going to help get it won. Damn girl, stop crying, shake it off and get it done.
DirtyMomma Hendry888 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Second surf peom....it's not very good, but hell niether am I at surfing....seems appropriate :) Go on...."release the hounds!" :)
ole doc887 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes there is crying in surfing. Well wimpering anyway. Like when you're paddling out and finally make it past that last huge wave and you look and see a BIGGER set 100 yards further out! it was a time like this I wrote my shortest unwritten poem. Fuck this...fuck surfing
DirtyMomma Hendry889 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Surf Poem.....Carpe Surf'em....Floating in the tranquility, Ignoring my fragility, The ocean breathes beneath me... The rise and fall, The peace of it all, Time has released me... Waiting for a wave to come, Nothing exists but the One, An inspiration to me... Grateful for the pull of the moon, Stress somewhere far past the dunes The elements seize me... It has all comes down to this minute, No one to compete with, I'm the only one in it... No one can take it from me, I'm the only one that can win it... Thank you Africa, Thank you hurricane, Thank you struggle, Thank you pain Thank you God for a life reborn, renewed, and reframed.
DirtyMomma Hendry889 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I wrote that my second month of surfing.
ole doc888 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's nice...I liked it. As an old poet myself, it took me a few readings to see it as you might have written it, rather than the unbroken stream of MSW. Also kudos for the nerve it takes to toss something like this out for the pack of MSW dogs to see.
Coelacanth888 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like it too. D-momma...I think you should put it in a YouTube video with some background music and/or nature sounds...and maybe even with a reggae(for Soutie) or slow hip hop(for Veeps) beat to it...She's still in that newby MSW(GIRL!!!)member honeymoon period, I think, ole doc. Only reason I can think of why the MSW dog pack hasn't reacted negatively to her yet. They weren't nearly this kind to ME as a newby...sniff...Well, maybe it's the contagious enthusiasm of a new surfer hooked for life. Who doesn't remember that personal happy excitement/mania and relate to it? And as Joggly pointed out...she shares pictures too!
DirtyMomma Hendry888 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ole Doc....I put "surf poem" 1st and used the dot-dot-dot to help it be read as it was meant to. Doc & Coel....I'm a soul on the table kind of girl (incert nasty thoughts here). I am not afraid of what other may think, I think I'm pretty kick ass as well as the people I chose to surround myself with (meaning I think them kick ass too). Oppinions are like a$$holes...everyone's got one. I just choose to listen to those I respect. Ready for another poem?! "The lassie considers herself a poet."
ole doc887 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok now I see the dots! Just for the hell of it I retyped it vertically and it looked much better. (yeah I need a life)
ole doc887 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wait a sec coelacanth. You trying to tell me this bunch has a soft side? When I first found this site I thought "what a bunch of assholes." Turns out I was right for the most part, though entertaining.I got chewed up myself at the begining.Seems now that the pack is staying on the porch more and more. (mass neutering?)
Coelacanth885 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If they can only muster what little courage it takes to leave anonymous -1 marks...like one just did to you here ole doc(on a profile page no less...so sad)...then they're just pathetic, sneaky, nervous useless, neutered, ankle-biting little biscuit-eaters...hiding UNDER the porch. Actually...maybe we should change the metaphor to a different animal. One that we can ALL despise. Plus, I don't want to encourage Soutie to go out and address some cute, innocent(when not dropping turds at the beach)little Bichon-frise with a 7(?)iron. That's probably not a real risk right NOW...since he's had such a great surfing weekend that he actually shared the experience with us(No dog poo between the toes either I assume). Take THAT Ozzies!...Vive' La France!
Coelacanth885 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've GOT it ole doc...Dingoes!!!
ole doc885 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dingoes it is says I
DirtyMomma Hendry882 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"
Coelacanth882 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh my...A hot, excited, exciting, young, nubile, newby surf chick...in Florida...who thinks I'M awesome...but even more importantly...is into Seinfeld humor, episodes and classic lines from them!!!...I think it moved!!!...=^0
DirtyMomma Hendry876 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yea....but is "IT" sponge worthy. LOL! That episode changed my life and made it a lot harder to get laid by me :)
ole doc876 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes but are you the master of your domain?
DirtyMomma Hendry875 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes I am the master....I also do house work and cough at will....naked.
Coelacanth875 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If that last bit is from a Seinfeld episode D-momma...I am drawing a complete blank...Altho'...I AM imagining the hallway closet of your house filled from floor to ceiling with...boxes ;^)...and they're NOT household cleaning supplies!
Coelacanth875 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
P.S. I understood ole doc's line...just not yours...
DirtyMomma Hendry874 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You don't remember the Jerry G-friend who walks around naked in the house episode....which is all good until the day she coughs naked in front of him? Guess I must just sound crazy instead....o'well it's valid :)
ole doc874 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good lord I thought I'd seen em all
Coelacanth874 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I had to resort to Google but I found that episode description and I vaguely remember watching it. I also began to confuse it with a different episode/different girlfriend. The one where he hired a girl/maid to clean his apartment...but they ended up in bed the entire time she was hired to do the work. She went through the routine/pretense of being paid for housework services each time she came over...but left later when her time was up without cleaning anything.
DirtyMomma Hendry873 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Omg...I out Seinfelded you guys?! I am not sure if I should be proud or ashamed :)
Coelacanth872 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That ONE episode you're beating us fellow but manly Seinfelders at/with was called 'The Apology'...named for one of the other(unrelated?)subplots involving George C...Here's my theory as to why us guys forgot about it...Women and men are different. Their brains work differently sometimes. Women enjoy nothing more than using their nubile bodies to mess with men's heads. Manly stand-up type men...like ole doc & myself...probably couldn't relate to Jerry's sometimes effeminate & quirky perceptions, behavior and ambivalence about his girlfriend's chronic nekkidness(remember the episode where the girl reporter overhead J. & G's conversation in their favorite diner...and assumed they were gay???...Not that there's anything wrong with that!!!)...Our big heads mostly shut down in such situations...leaving our little heads in charge...until the nekkidness goes away. Period(as I recall anyway...sigh)! THAT was defo a chick clip mostly for the female Seinfelders!
soutie872 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
what happened when she coughed?
Coelacanth872 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You can wait for D-momma's answer...Which might actually be better!...Or...you can read the plot(Jerry's)description w. pertinent(npi)details here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apology_(Seinfeld)
DirtyMomma Hendry869 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOW Coel....that sure was a long explaination for male short comings! :) Let give you the short version....Smart Man + Naked Women = Penis. I guess that is why they say "A women without a man, is like a fish without a bicycle."
DirtyMomma Hendry869 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I changed my profile picture in honor of this conversation....hopefully it will show soon.
soutie892 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey mom, why dont you call anymore?
DirtyMomma Hendry896 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm making my first sky dive jump tomorrow...so if this is the last post anyone sees from me here...you know what happened :)
ole doc896 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good luck with that. Just watch out for any sudden stops with tera firma!
ole doc896 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7hXtwcJ04&feature=player_detailpage something for you...full screen and headphones on
ole doc897 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just took a tour of your photos. You've captured the magic of it all. I really enjoyed it. Yoga too? You must be one of those hippie surfers reincarnated. I really liked those sunset/sunrise shots.
ole doc909 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey by the way I like your pics. Shows it don't have to be tripple overhead to get that rush. By the way how big is your board? I haven't seen knee paddling in a long time.
DirtyMomma Hendry905 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well I have multi boards now....but I mostly ride my 9'6 nose rider. I have a 7 foot funshape, which is great in bigger surf (5 to 10 foot is my version of bigger surf) but I'm truly a longboarder....my heart and soul feel the longboard best. BTW it took a few months to learn to knee paddle, but now it seems easy.
ole doc904 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I learned to surf knee paddling....of course my board at the time was HUGE. I used to stand on it and look for upcomming sets and to stretch my legs. That was long ago (almost before sand). Now I'm planning a move back to the west coast and looking foreward to taking up surfing again.
DirtyMomma Hendry902 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My board is large, but lite. It's very "floatie". Starting out it was harder than Chinese math to knee paddle (or do anything for that matter). But now I like to knee paddle when it calm enough. Also when it's a while between good sets, I practice sitting in meditation, doing crunches, and popping up trying to stand still as long as I can. I must look crazy, yet I don't care :) My goal is to on day ride standing on my head.
ole doc913 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome and I hope I didn't offend. I was just having a little fun with you in canth's profile
DirtyMomma Hendry923 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome to my profile...well that depends. If you are stoked and came to share and talk about surfing, then you are very welcome here. If you are here just to pick on people, be mean and nasty...then please surf off somehwere else.
cajunsurfer06973 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey im heading out to St. Augustine friday sept 2nd til the following monday...id love to meet up and check out your camera set up on your board
DirtyMomma Hendry972 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yea...if I am there, I'd have no problem letting you check it out. Hit me up closer to the time...me and my boyfriend will paddle out with you.
DirtyMomma Hendry883 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I never heard back from this guy.....so does that mean he really wasn't into the Go Pro after all?! :) LOL
ole doc883 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Musta been the "boyfriend" part