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Coelacanth983 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I still have that 'Bloody Tourists'(w. the song 'Dreadlock Holiday')album by 10cc on vinyl LP. You young guys surprise me sometimes with your 'oldie' music picks..."Don't like Jamaica..."
the vanity project1033 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hayle yes player! Mental offshores this morning down there. Nearly had to hang 5 on my shortboard to get some downward momentum down the face.
the vanity project1067 days ago +11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Shot one past the goalie eh? Congrats man. Middle name Veepster is it? Or if you are looking for a godfather you know I am the Don!
Dicer1065 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers Veeps-ter
soutie1071 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
call it Soutie
Dicer1067 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it's defo a contender! I hope it does look like you though! (no offence)
Dicer1067 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
*doesn't!
the vanity project1067 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
slown down, we haven't established if it is a girl yet Soutie
soutie1067 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i am a girl, didnt you know? haha . housewife , mother of 2 and surfer.
Dicer1067 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha you're a mother alright =)
the vanity project1078 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
reet pardster, been getting in much lately? you still got your wind strength forecasting car boot?
Coelacanth1293 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dicer...I thought of you and your Davy Crockett riddle(Try it on Mel!!!...She's kinda country and backwoodsy...but way too young to have seen that really old TV series)as soon as I saw this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-yrHokF-BA&feature=channel
Coelacanth1334 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer...Happy New Year. Left a reply under yours on the CP 'pic'. Catch some waves for me. Looks like some good stuff over there lately. The flatness continues here...with a hiccup of a small swell around Christmas Day. Have you recovered from all that flooding & related damage there yet? Looked pretty bad in the news reports back then. Went through a real flooding & mold damage nightmare here back in 2004 with 2 hurricane direct hits on us.
soutie1334 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks, you too. how did you know it was lefts?
mantis1344 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and how can I forget you. Merry christmas and new years mate. Hope you have some good fun. keep up the good work
Portpipe1344 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers dicemaestro, hope the baby seasus is good to you on your holiers.
Sneakybadger 1346 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, we'll have to catch up one of these days, go for a boogie!... Have a good crimbo mate!
Spongerdudette1346 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks Dicer. And I wish you and yours a great Christmas and an awesome New Year...oops nearly forgot and some swell ;)
chineseyes....(who you calling a muppet!!!)1346 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
happy christmas!!!!!!!
the vanity project1346 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Reet pard, Christmas present swell right on cue!
ballbag1394 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dicer i really like you and bodyboarding. NOT
Dicer1393 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
couldn't give a monkeys fart to be honest, I love your photos and your come backs
Spongerdudette1431 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good weekend??
Spongerdudette1431 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooh ya what!! Did the little sh*t actually get into your car or was he caught just before. If you did catch him I hope that he got a good hard kick(s) before the police arrived. But glad you were able to enjoy the rest of the weekend despite that :)
Spongerdudette1439 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
GOT IT.....GOT IT.....the link I mean. With help from Sneaky I was able to find it. I expect that you may of seen this before, but just incase you haven't here it is. Even in the spray there are bb's....they're nuts!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg20oKgqWQc Ans I've always got time for you Dicer :) I was wondering if you were on fb and didn't mind being ''contacted''?
Spongerdudette1439 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer, how ya doing? The vid is totally awesome and that good that I watched it several times straight off...cool drops and barrels. I came across amazing vid that I know that you would like, but can't find it for the moment. But as soon as I do, I'll pass it onto you :)
Dicer1439 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
glad you liked it, cheered me up no end! just give us a shout when you've got the chance. I know you're so busy now with all your fans LOL X
Coelacanth1457 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer...Good to have you back. I'm about to head down to catch some Hurricane Earl swells. The truck is loaded up. Cam corder battery should be charged by now. If you want to help us complete the restoration needed to roll back the troll(s)...Soutie's profile page is STILL down by -1. All comments/replies there need a +1 to return them to pre-troll normalcy. Use the trick I described on Veep's page to make the drudgery less time consuming...if you decide to take that on. Soutie probably doesn't care...but it's the principle that this troll crap WILL NOT PREVAIL that matters! Later!
Coelacanth1456 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just took another look and Veep's page is STILL down by -1 on all comments/replies too. I eliminated the first -1's on both these pages...it's past time to finish the job. No more cheerleading and backslapping, please...Git 'er done!
Dicer1456 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
damn, we're not through yet then. waves are pumping today so I'm gonna have to dedicate some time tomorrow to slaying the negatives. hope you score some waves to Cooliocanth :)
Spongerdudette1461 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Page checked and corrected.
Coelacanth1462 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have you seen what OUR next hurricane, after Earl, will be named?...FIONA!!!...I am both turned on and very afraid=]...Just chillin' right now this Sat. morning waiting for the Danielle swells to fill in and meet my minimum standards. Did you get anything decent over there yet?...If not, it looks like you will soon.
Portpipe1485 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
YO! just chillin, like a big old pimp. i've been in full blown festival mode for the last month so any swell by my way has been missed unfortunately cept one nice easkey right session a few weeks ago. yous been scoring much over there or are you still swing golf sticks?
Dicer1485 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
maaaaate we haven't seen waves for at least two weeks so with all the frustration, well, don't start me off again! its been chocker in Kernow with emmitts and now we've got the Boardmasters the surfs gone shite again with winds WNW fucking up any chance of a wave. glad to hear someones getting waves pard!
Portpipe1485 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
emmits? they holiday blow ins yeah? man hold out for a few weeks, i've a feeling this autumn is gonna go off. pure shit one about the boardmasters, i dont really have to deal with that sort of shite where i surf, unless they want to bring their stupid flags and surf buses down into a field (which would be funny in fairness). i'm trying to plan a trip somewhere in france or portugal for sept but im not gonna book too soon, might wait til those poor american feckers start getting their roofs blown off first then hopefully i'll be somewhere to pick up the leftovers in the sunshine :)
Coelacanth1484 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We have winter/spring tourist hoards here. Traffic is a nightmare at times then. The summer months here are just too brutally hot and humid(like right now)to appeal to anyone but Haitian immigrants...and the surf is flat. We don't have the perverse and cruel yet clever idea of doing this...http://www.porthemmet.com/...to divert and discourage the masses with a hoax. Unless you count Disneyworld.
Sneakybadger 1484 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, that website is class!
Coelacanth1492 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Did not know what you meant about Fiona Bruce before(don't see much BBC stuff over here, sniff...I'm deprived...I want to rejoin the British Empire!)...But now I do!...She is HOT(that face, those eyes, that hungry smile...those legs)!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF9retlzejI&feature=related...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgahtQCvXag&feature=related...Does this convey what you meant about shallow, heaving and ball breaking?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S775bSk9lwQ&NR=1. GREAT comment btw...wish I could have given you more than +1 for that!
Coelacanth1492 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
These two additional Fiona Bruce parody links should help complete the mental image of an 'investigative news'reporter/anchor/eye candy that you tried to convey with your words. You COULD call it a trilogy...but I wont.;).....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX2KJxaGnNA&feature=related.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-4fyGQ2JM&NR=1
Dicer1486 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good work! love the Lord of The Rings mickey take!
the vanity project1550 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Got your sicky excuse ready for tomorrow player?
the vanity project1550 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If you have used up all the classics try this one on for size. I was reading Dawn of the Dumb by Charlie Brooker (funny book) at the weekend and had a giggle at this one: “Lets say you’re meant to be at work by 9am, but you’ve woken up at 10. By the time you get dressed and travel there, you’re going to be two hours late. Well sod that – you might as well stroll in wearing a dunce’s cap, clanging a bell, bellowing what a failure you are. The only sane course of action is to throw a sickie. So you phone the office. But rather than try to pull off an ‘ill’ voice, use the following brilliant excuse. Your opening line, bold as brass, is: “sorry I’m late, I shat myself on the tube” (or on the bus, delete as appropriate). You then go to sheepishly explain just how embarrassing it was, how you had to waddle home to change, make it as vivid as possible. Don’t forget to throw in a bizarre, unrelated detail for good measure, claim the actress Pauline Quirke was on the bus at the time, for instance. A mild surrealist dash will make the whole story more credible. Then offer to travel in again. At which point they’ll suggest you stay at home to recuperate. They’ll share a chortle at your expense but you’ll have the last laugh, because you get to spend the rest of the day lolling around in your (unsoiled) pants”…….worth a try eh Dicer?
Dicer1549 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Damn, only just read it now! IN MY OFFICE UGH!! But.......had a sweet Lev session yesterday and it was fooking crowded but I hassled my partially bearded way into the pecking order ;) tried my first attempt at a backflip which I damn near landed but ended up landing nose first and pitching over the falls. I only try it on 3-4foot though as I'm a pussy! what about you , who am I kidding you're there NOW aren't you?!
the vanity project1557 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hell to the yes Dicer. Got me 4 days worth of tidy waves. Aside from the aforementioned rusty skills I had some nice fruity little sessions. Some super clean glassy ones on my Saturday sunset sortie, it had a bit of a September vibe about it in the water don’t you think?
Dicer1557 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
certainly did me old fruit! "noice reeeeeal noice" looking hopeful this weekend too, maybe a bit further west ;)
Portpipe1569 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh i've beed watching it man. at long last something. i just hope its strong enough to wrap around a few spots to get a good wind. i've been having a look at that swell coming across to you guys. it looks promising. hope it hits for y'all
Portpipe1590 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
ive been doing a lot of the swimming about myself checking out caves and the like, at least it gets me in the water for a while. so your getting your beure into the booging too? nice one, hope she takes to it and you can go for even more sessions without her complaining too much.
sqirl1591 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If my calculations are correct you should be about 15 by now son...and have four legs....and be partly made of wood!
Spongerdudette1591 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer, good to hear that you're girlfrirnd is doing okay. Things that bad that you've taken up golf, oh well I suppose that it pasts the time :( As for me? Yeah I'm fine, like yourself waiting patiently for some decent waves, along way to travel (for me) if there isn't any. Ah Dangalow is soooo bad starting that off (domination thingy) but he's a good bloke who likes a bit of fun and banter, but will always back you when needed. Maybe you've seen some of the threads with Sneaky, Portpipe and Dangalow. Yep good to have the tree rat back finally.
Spongerdudette1591 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer it's been a while, but how ya doing anyway? Hope your girlfriend is feeling a whole lot better now. Don't worry it can't be much longer until we get half decent waves again..hopefully. Oh yeah the tree rat is back :)
Portpipe1592 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
well dicicles, hows things man? you get any decents sessions of late? i've had just about none. its really begining to piss me off.
the vanity project1596 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What is up with these gentle offshores and zero swell?…..Fancy splitting the peak at Ships and Castles wave machine dog????
Portpipe1627 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its a changed place on here alright since the lads got booted. they were mostly the craic starters on every thread now i'd say theres better banter on a fucking golf site. no waves for me lately either. its kinda frying my head a bit cos i bought a new board and it hasnt even got wet yet
Spongerdudette1627 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer, so you're thinking of taking up golf coz it's so flat...oh dear. See Soutie's page and read his comments and recent comments box to find out what happening. And if that don't work then we'll have to start the banter off ourselves. It just means putting more comments on here ourselves :)
Spongerdudette1639 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just happened to have another look at that big wave shot at Praa Sands and reading thru the comments someone had posted these links to the newspaper coverage you were talking about. Have a look but I think that the Sun link is the best. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/83958-monster-sized-waves-smash-britain http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article688812.ece
the vanity project1640 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Waves are as dull as the forums at the moment eh dog? Did you get in on any of that sweet Levy action last month?
Spongerdudette1653 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer how you doing? Got to laugh but you know that photo at Praa Sands which caused a lot of fuss? Well I just happened to glance at my favorites photos....and there it is. Could of saved a lot of bother but never mind haha
Spongerdudette1653 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maybe I'm being a bit slow on the uptake here, but I was going thru some photos tagged abstract and came across this one. To me it's the same pic but now it's another country???? What do you think.....http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=94257&browseSession=2d70ee68583645317c6e7bd138dbf0ba
burner1655 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha yeah i watched it everyday for a long time as a grommie, had my turtle accent down! wish i still had a copy just for a laugh every now and then
ballbag1669 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
NO ONE LIKES YOU DICER ON ACCOUNT YOU HAVE BEEN RIDING SPONGE FOR 18 YEARS, GET A LIFE. thank you
Spongerdudette1681 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
:D
Spongerdudette1683 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ANSWER ME.....NOW....please cheers ta.
Portpipe1684 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
whats up Dicer. thought you might enjoy this little clip. there's some unbelievable rides in it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw4VYwKdxzs&feature=related
ballbag1695 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
knob!
ballbag1695 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
omg and your a body boarder!!! fuck me things get worse for you!
Dicer1691 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
anyone that uses omg in my opinion is a true knob, so suck my stump grom!
ballbag1677 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
dicer im guessing you are a south coast body boarder who probably has never surfed anything bigger then 2 foot slop, i cannot explain how gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you are gayyyyyyyyy well not gay but just a prikkkkkkk prikkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha get a real surf board poo faced, go on tell me im lame!!
Dicer1675 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
in a Viki Pollard stylee "Oh my God....I SO can't believe you just said that....that's like SO unfair......"
Spongerdudette1702 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have a good New Year Dicer, here's hoping for some great waves in 2010.
the vanity project1705 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep, you win so far, mine is defo top trumped by a Cannonball Run DVD! A mug warmer uses energy and at least gives something back in the form of heat, Cannonball Run needs energy to play and keeps on draining energy, soul, patience and then ultimately the will to live. Although to be fair, they will both be used as glorified drinks coasters eventually.
Sneakybadger 1710 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ello my equally spongy compardray , just saying good doing buisness with ya (defending the sponge)!! Have a good crimbo man!! BLAT!!
mantis1715 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey Dicer, just want to say have a good holiday season mate. hope to hear more from you in the new year.
Spongerdudette1716 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just had a look at your photos and there's some nice waves but looks a bit cold. Did you and your mates have the place to yourselves?
Spongerdudette1717 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer, give me a shout if and when you add any new photos as I would like to have a look ta.
Sneakybadger 1724 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
probably the most vicious beating i have ever seen and it's a Lass, http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=195228001639
Coelacanth1724 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
That was painful to watch. She should have pulled up into the (relative safety? of the) hollow barrel...instead of thinking it would be OK to straighten out. It didn't look like a closeout to me. NOT the place (or size) for beginners...on any toy. In addition to neck, back and sinus problems...I'll bet she also had a sudden problem with water weight gain!
Coelacanth1724 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Doesn't the sound track seem to have that Muttley snicker/laugh at the very end? Maybe it's just my imagination.
Sneakybadger 1723 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Aye, big big mistake. Probably just out of her depth a bit and panicked, thats nearly always the case when people get into trouble!
mantis1730 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
just comin of a self ban. tea party. was that you?
Dicer1729 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nah mate, think was Veeps/Teets?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1737 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hello mae, thats very kind of you thanks for the heads-up. Its annoying as i know every nook and crannie from Cardiff West to Aberystwyth or thereabouts but when it comes to my new homeland of Devon/Kernow i only knwo the obvious places. Im rpeusming that little breaks like erm, Porthmeor in st ives will probably work on this kind of swell? But i have no angle on this SW wind short of trudging up the coast to rifles or Puts. So any hints would be really appreciated...im around gwithian for the best part of the weekend, but wiht winter coming in and my imminent move south from Wales i need a bit of the loco-know-how! thanks again buddy :)
harveywallbanger1744 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers dude, itd be TONK if it was a perfect anagram!!
Spongerdudette1746 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have had a look at that shot Dicer...real nice, and it shows the vile weather we've had and believe that we are going to get again. But one thing for sure is that those surfers you helped out have most certainly learned a lesson....the hard way.
Sneakybadger 1747 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hello mate yeah got in everyday but saturday (everywhere was onshore and maxed, even our sheltered spots!) Got sunday and today petty nice though, last few photos uploaded where of a right hand pointbreak shorey which got pretty good! Whoop, looks like you scored, don't know really, looks a size....faces maybe...6-8foot? though hard to say. what you recon?
Sneakybadger 1749 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Species ERECTUS has penetrated OURS 010, Grid 19....... 800 sessions destroyed. 312 Sponges disabled. Four milion six hundred twenty one Boog eliminated.
Spongerdudette1750 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
How you doing Dicer...alright? Unfortunately can't get youtube at the moment due to restrictions on this stupid system but I'll take your word for it that the clip/music is good. Got much water time lately?
Dicer1750 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah, been pretty lucky really. went in last weekend to Skilly's and got battered. t'was only 4-5ft but high tide shore dump in not much water. my chum Mike snapped his surfboard too which was gutting for him, only had it three weeks!! charts looking good for tomorrow for a sheltered spot just round the corner. photo of it on my group of pics (right hander with rocks in foreground).
Spongerdudette1749 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Shame about your mate's board. Yeah had a look at your photos before and there's some good. Dunno about down in the southwest but up here the weather is vile, so if you do go to the 'sheltered spot' you might be lucky enough to get a few decent waves...hope you can :)
Dicer1749 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ooooooooohhhh yesssssssss! got it perfect. managed to go in just down the road (5 mins walking) and it was nuts! I was only one in at 11.00am and it took me 20 mins paddle out, caught about 6 waves and boosted on one but no photo =(. got some of me paddeling out though to show scale and it was pushing 5-6ft...they shall be on me photos soon.....oh yeah we had to call the coastguard too cos some douche bags went in on the left, BAD MOVE, serious rip where river comes out and they got dragged onto cliffs so after twenty mintues I paddled over and got one back then managed to get mobile phone off some onlooker, got police and all sorts=(
Spongerdudette1748 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Action packed time out there huh? It sounds wicked Dicer, I thought that it might be a bit crazy because of the storms we're having at the moment, but 20 minutes to paddle out.....goodness. But it was luck for the others out there that you were around to help out. Did you know them and were they bb's or standup's? But whatever it just goes to show regardless of what you ride we look out for each other.....fair play to you mate. I look forward to seeing your pics.
Dicer1748 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks, still a bit spun out by it all. I hadn't seen them down there before and bb and stand-up about 18years old guess. photos should be moderated by tomorrow=)
Sneakybadger 1763 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have you seen this section? it's the one when Rawlins got that wave at the right! Kingy's last two waves are mental! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN7zwHuxibE&feature=related
Dicer1761 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks mate, yeah I've seen this already and you're right. Kingy's last two are fucked up. How anyone could look at that an go "Yeah, I'm up for slipping into the jaws of that" is beyond me! I freak at 6-7ft!!
Sneakybadger 1780 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not bad mate, just come back from a couple of days down your end (well the north coast anyway). got some pretty sick little sessions down. Did you manage to get in this swell? Yeah sweet, it is a corker, if it is good though get here early (the crowds will be immense), i'll be out from dark o'clock in the morning!
mantis1788 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Suck my stump??? hahahahaha that was good
Spongerdudette1790 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah great idea. Just imagine the look on peoples face if you wore one of those out in the water:D Oh by the way does Paul's Mum mind? :)
soutie1800 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dicer, dude. VP thinks you have pasty making knowledge. Does the name come from dicing up meat? how do you get non dry pastys with gravy?
the vanity project1800 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Clown shoes, are you sure you’re greasing them properly before you put them on the barby?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1821 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hehe - yeah i think sometimes people deserve the truth, you were like the sword of the lord there (the lord's sword...hmmm?) and i think you smiteth with nice stylin on mikel. I love the gollum description - and have fullr espect for DK-ers and the like...i think its fun to ditch on each other but all of my expereinces int he water with boogers have been very positive - and of course thats how i started on my polystyreene surf board/booger in france some 20 years ago! all good fun my friend! On the bad side- (Veepster is still in therapy about this) the Teetmesiter/muenccklerr is coming to a beach near you - yes moving from wales to exeter to kernow within the next year! Woopeee!!
the vanity project1821 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Do the words “restraining order” mean nothing to you.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1821 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice serve re: body/boogie history! i liked it, then i realised you are 'one of them' too! hehe :)
the vanity project1824 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That’s some mileage Dicer, it does my swede in when you drive all over the shop and then find your local spot pumping. I didn’t have time for a fruitless wild goose chase and all my local spots looked in a right state due to winds so I stayed dry all week (apart from my cheeks where the bitter salty tears of regret dripped onto my laptop….makes a change from tail-sap I guess!)
the vanity project1835 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think I had a really nice dream last night, can’t remember it all but I do recall having smudged blue body paint on my hands and I woke up with a boner, any clues?
Dicer1834 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha! or waking up with two massive blue circles on each leg, like a pair of eyes =O
Matt Wright1838 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you sir, but I fear 360 is merely a bit hard put for material decent. They're even resorted to running articles about spongin ;-)
Mel in Florida1856 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha flawreeeda! :D
Surf Berbere1918 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
When you coming on out to Maroc then dude? ;)
burner1927 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A Munga reference eh? hmmm you just gained a bit of cred booger boy.... err i mean booger old man!
jack trays1983 days ago +41 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice one :), i will do :P,
Mike Newman2101 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Dicer, only managed to get in once this autumn, luckily up in Scotland. Surf pumped, pics and write up in the next issue of Pit Pilot, out just after Xmas.
hipmasama2119 days ago +20 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah dicer when its big its BIG!! NO BODY around ,its arse nipping stuff,,i bail around the 8ft mark on my own,but when its smaller its the best place on earth,,perfect empty waves 2 ya self,,its mad,but i wouldnt mind a few more peeps 2 surf with!! maybe one day i will regret sayin that!
the dragon2123 days ago +14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
certainly is mate. too bad the bra boys know where it is now
hipmasama2144 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks mate,yeah theres some nice waves to surf up these parts,theres only 5 surfers in the whole of orkney,and just me on my little island,hence so many empty wave shots,its crazy!!