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tjo965 days ago +74 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
suckdickforcrack? hi old friend
soutie1012 days ago +75 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i bet you're way off the rails
mantis967 days ago +76 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HEY YEAH
Coelacanth1039 days ago +72 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis...If you think absinthe makes the frond grow harder...you are wrong buddy!!!...You are just making 'us'(sooo close to going multi-profile right now, grrrrr)stockpile insults for when you finally DO return...and we're pretty pissed that you're making us wait so long! I promise NOT to fire at you from my high horse NEXT time!...wink, wink.
Coelacanth1039 days ago +75 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...or camel...
sqirl1048 days ago +78 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey mantits! ......you have any need for a degree qualified ticket holding ladder transportologist.....with a flash cherry red bmx and an affinity for house wifes?? .......because i am available!!
Coelacanth1046 days ago +72 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And...he'll work for peanuts!...Probably even less than any of your other immigrant employees. Go Bogans!...er, I mean...Go Cocks!
mantis967 days ago +73 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well,.. no. but i am officially offering my dick sucking skills to pay for my ever evolving crack habit if anyone is interested. thats right, you heard it here first. well, other people advertise there stuff on here
Caswellsurfer1056 days ago +65 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Boo!
Coelacanth1071 days ago +50 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A new colonel is posted to a remote desert outpost to replace one who has finally retired. He is a rigid, disciplined, no nonsense type...who soon finds his new isolation from wife, family & friends to be more difficult than he thought it would be. And so he tries to loosen up and become more familiar with the soldiers in his isolated command. While being shown his new surroundings in the fort one day, he sees a camel tied up behind a building. When he asks about it, the soldier giving him the tour says with a bit of embarrassment "Well Colonel...It gets lonely out here at times...and she's our only option for some relief."...The new colonel is shocked and disgusted...and tells the soldier that the camel is now off limits to the men...Time goes by. Loneliness increases. And the colonel thinks more and more about the camel. His resolve weakens. One day he asks the same soldier to show him the camel again. Seeing a stepladder nearby he uses it to get into position and start having his way with her. As he's now happily pluggin' away, he asks the soldier "Is this how you boys do it?"...The soldier looks up at him with a grin and says "Not exactly Colonel...When we get horny we jump on the camel's back and ride her into Abu Dhabi for a piece of ass."
Spongerdudette1071 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha.
Younes1071 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Killer one! +1.
Younes1071 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haters gonna hate... Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A. A pimp. or Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex? A. They mark the camels that kick.
Spongerdudette1071 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha.
Younes1071 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hope you don't kick Dudette... :))))
Spongerdudette1071 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....Not marked as yet Younes lol.
Coelacanth1071 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm calling double-standard here...She would NEVER let ME get away with that. She's a Yankist!!!
Younes1071 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's probably 'cause my 500 camels livestock is more impressive than your old Chevy...
Spongerdudette1071 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahahahaha....there's sooooooo much I could say to this...omg...I don't know if I will be able to contain myself hahahaha ;p
Coelacanth1071 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's NOT an old Chevrolet!...It's an old Ford(Ranger XLT-Pickup truck)...I am not French!...Not that there's anything wrong with that(smirk)...Besides...my surfing is enough to impress the ladies...I don't need some fancy ride too!
dangalow1138 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just ran into a tranny that claimed to have jumped on a bed naked doing jumping jacks for Eddie Murphy...not sure why I thought of you ...but I did..I asked if Eddie "hit that?" and it said, "No, he just wanted me to do jumping jacks to watch my snake and na-na's bounce, starring as if it were xmas"
Tequila Sunrise1210 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....you shout in my ear and then IGNORE me....typical male....when last WERE your nuts used as flick castanets?
soutie1247 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i was mildly (and amusedly) irritated by your comments, hence the cheeky "fuck off you knob". who was responsible for commenting in your name? dont say the elusive CHUCKY. nothing on this site truely riles me.
mantis1247 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
which comments? lol. but the ones I think you are reffering to I dont believe I wrote. I had someone hack my FB account recently. Dont know how they do it. And I dont think it is Chucky this time around. Theres' another cowboy in town, letters C and B are a clue.
soutie1247 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Charles Bronson?
mantis1246 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(BTW clown, you're a wanker but you're our wanker if that makes any sense. tossa. lol)
mantis1247 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
To the coward that goes through my page neg voting on me and all the people that add comments on my page... be a man. Simple, you got something to say to me, say it chicken shit. We dont care about your neg votes. I care more about what I am having for dinner tonight. But you have to live with your cowardly ways. It reflects on you. Not me. I bet you are nothing more than a pimple faced little kid in England wanting so bad to be a man. You are a chicken shit, live with it. I dont have to. Thanks for stopping by and making me feel important in your life.
Spongerdudette1247 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's the same on Coelocanth's, VP's and Mel's pages as well Mantis.
mantis1247 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well dudette, this person/s needs to get a life obviously. Have fun with this site but dont be a piss ant. Granted, my comments can be over the top and I have my exchanges, but all in good fun and I dont target people out of some sort of childish malice. And I hope I havent offended any off my English mates here with my reference to the culprit being English. Fact is, some of the coolest and funniest, if not the coolest and funniest people here are English. Then we get some real piss ants from England doing the smack down comments and serial neg rating ironically. Must be something in the water up there???
Coelacanth1247 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...Back around the end of January when all this renewed, anonymous negging malarky started, I corresponded via e-mail with Ed two times to let him know about it...in the hopes that he could stop it or somehow deal with it in some meaningful way. He gave me permission back then to post the texts of our correspondence...his replies to my unhappy, frustrated remarks...on my page. I decided after a day or two that no one would care anyway...so I didn't follow through with posting that on my page. If you want to see that stuff...I can post it here...and then you can just delete it...or whatever you want to do with it...when you are done reading it. As dudette said...you weren't the only one affected or singled out. Ed has his 'theory' as to why it is happening. I think somehow that with MSW now linked up to a much wider, general interest audience since Facebook got connected with MSW...there's a lot more random, anonymous, automated cyber-monkey-business going on. I can't imagine up to 15 individuals/profiles, in some cases, being that motivated to scroll down profile pages negging almost everything in such a non-systematic, random, meaningless way...some more than others. In some few cases...stuff got wildly plussed...for no real reason.
mantis1246 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH! the same time someone hacked my FB also added comments here from me. Someone in Florida according to my security on at least one account. However, if they can hack a persons account, dont put too much stock into where our security tells us where the point of origin is. I grew up having rock fights with my friends. However things have changed and babies are born with ipods attached to their heads and a mouse stuck in their cake hole
Younes1246 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mentoza, in your FB "Account settings", go to "Account Security", then "Change", and finally click "Secure browsing". It will change your adress from Http:// to Https://, which is way more secure... See you soon, i'm out to the garage, too many carpets in the sky lately with the fecking revolution...
Spongerdudette1246 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
There's always hackers from the US trying to get into people's accounts on fb, it's quite commom really Mantis. But it's a p*sser having to go through all the security stuff so you can get onto your profile. But do what Younes said (about upping your security and not checking out any flying carpets lol) and it should be okay.
soutie1260 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
fuck me, tommorrow we have 4 meter swell at 16 secs, light offshore wind. choose the spot with care.
mantis1257 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well be safe.
Younes1250 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah, wear a condom
Portpipe1275 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just seen that big storm headed your way man. hope yall look after yourselves.
Spongerdudette1275 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, stay safe sweetie.
mantis1274 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers y'all. yep, huge cyclone/hurricane coming in tonight up north Queensland. Category 5(biggest). We will be safe here in south Queensland however 6 metre swells on the way. big surf for us next week. maybe too big for me. "A mans gotsta know his limitations"-Dirty Harry
mantis1274 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just gone up to a 7 metre swell. eye is 70km wide. storm is 1000 km wide. 4 hours to touch down. really big one. we are just getting hammered here in Queensland. first worst floods in many years and now worst cyclone in many years. I do hope not too many people die. my thoughts and wishes are with them
Portpipe1274 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just heard on the radio that it is the biggest cyclone in living memory. big swells for me too this weekend. the atlantic looks to be lighting up finally!!!
Dicer1272 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
we're all right behind yer mantis, really hope it all settles down soon and that you are all safe and well....BIG LOVE (in a manly way of course!)
mantis1269 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
GREAT NEWS. Apparently no deaths from the cyclone. everyone got their sh*t together and did what they were supposed to do. i.e. got themselves to the shelters or split town or prepared properly.
Didier1276 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ahh its good to be back mate!
Spongerdudette1276 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll +1 that :)
Slycat bait1278 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hope to see you in bar, when I'm drunk on whiskey. Your face will be a wreck quite quickly I can presume
mantis1277 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol. I think you need to eat a sandwich and beef up first skinny dude. you got a chick body. though I bet that makes you popular with your boyfriends
tjo1276 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey mantis! eat a sandwich! i love it, what a dipshit this guy is! slycat bait, do you talk politics and start fights on all the gay porn sites you visit too? dont bother answering, leave my dick in your mouth for now...beeotch
mantis1276 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
@ TJO, lol. "leave my dick in your mouth for now" hahaha. did you see that episode of funny or die presents? "put that dick in my mouth!" funny episode. also had 'Drunk Driver Super Hero. Hilarious. check out bruce anderson's comment to slycat. funny and he nailed it as well. scrawny dudes just shouldnt be talkin smack downs
dangalow1284 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just wanted to drop a line because I noticed the flood troubles you've had on other threads. I couldn't imagine, just hope that you made out good and wish you the best man. I'm currently(obviously not at the moment) driving 2hours to work to a shitty little town where the conductivity of the water is so bad it comes out neon from the tap,and I hear floods affect water supplies(New Orleans)creating some really fucked up chain reactions...Well shit, if it makes it any better, I'd say get to sipping on some 'Jesus juice' and conserve the water(then flood MSW with manteets episodes)!?
mantis1279 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers mate. and why they hell did you get a -1 on your comment? (I corrected as dudette would say) I have had an awesome amount of positive from here on MSW. Sounds silly but it feels real good that people from all over the world send me well wishes. true. gives me warm fuzzes in my heart. and even people that I have had back and forths with send me good stuff. just goes to show most people know that its all in good fun and on the real we all have some sort of love for each other. even when we are insulting each other. like family. well, my family anyways. thanks my friend
tjo1289 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
my condolences mantis, i'm truly sorry to hear about your family's loss. be well
Younes1288 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Really sorry to hear these bad news... All my condolences
mantis1279 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks again TJ and Youss. and who would give you a -1 youss for your heart comment? fuck those dicks. looks like you got yourself some haters. join the club mate
Coelacanth1295 days ago +18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Excellent reply from Soutie at the bottom of the 'bongi' thread below(as of now)...I didn't want to contaminate it with an adjacent reply by me. It should hang there at the bottom...staring at you...you-know-who. A play on lyrics from a beautiful, kinda sappy, romantic(Mantic?), old Roberta Flack song...What a voice she had. I think there's a subtle message there for you-know-who. Wish Soutie did this kind of thing more often. He is masterful when he does. With only a few words. That takes near-genius. Cult of Soutie exists for a reason. Got my +1 vote.
Coelacanth1295 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Some credit to Younss for inspiring Soutie's reply...+1
soutie1294 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cannot take the credit. a mate of mine came out with that one and i never heard the song with the same ears again, neither will you now.
Coelacanth1294 days ago +14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well Soutie...I heard that song a lot back in the day...and never really got tired of it. It got a LOT of air play on radio stations everywhere for years and years. Just as there are 'chick flics'/movies...that song probably appeals more to 'chicks' who might identify with it in some dreamy way. Roberta Flack was young, beautiful and very talented back then...playing the piano(I think)in that song...as well as being the singer. I never got all moony(a dangerous pun...given your lyrics change/desecration)about it back then, sensitive as I am...nor even when Susan Boyle(OMG)sang it again recently either. If SHE can't kill that song for me in the music video I saw...as beautiful as her singing is...you certainly can't. But please don't try again. I probably read more into your great reply that than was intended(What DID that mean really?...C'mon)...although I'm impressed that you didn't go ahead and take credit for it anyway. A certain British baron certainly would have. That honest admission only burnishes YOUR deserved reputation.
Coelacanth1294 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Speaking of ears...Do you know where that thread was where you came up with altered titles to 'Simply Red' songs implying bunny abuse? I would love to read THAT again. And have something fun & diverting to read during future, inevitable windup wars.
Younes1296 days ago +15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coolio, I thought Mentoza would be inspired? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SABYOC8CIrY. ps: people at home complained about that idea we had, and thought it was disrespectful to most people who were going mad, it's certainly not my intention here...
Coelacanth1296 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
As long as no one is getting hurt I don't see what's wrong. Unless it intereferes with relief efforts in some way. Looked like some official vehicle checked them out briefly...then moved on. Maybe a lot of less well off people suffered flood damage from that heavy rainfall and didn't like seeing others enjoying what looked like a relatively 'mild' flooding event(compared to Oz) when what they experienced from it was only misery. Don't know how the wealth is distributed over there...or if that had anything to do with it at all. I know I loved monsoon-like rainfall/flooding events here when I was young as a chance for all kinds of new adventures...like releasing a bunch of mullet caught in nearby canals into peoples backyards for one example, haha. But everything is more extreme today than in my early days...even fun.
slidingtime1296 days ago +10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
why are you wasting space on this website? you are an idiot, it would be more pleasant if you removed your profile.
Younes1296 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He's a bit special i reckon, can be an idiot sometimes, and hilarious pretty often... but you, who are you to ask people to leave? Looks like it's your first written contribution to the website, try and make it more constructive nezt time, make us laugh for instance...
Coelacanth1296 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah...Whut he said!
Spongerdudette1296 days ago +16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I agree with Younss, and YOU don't tell people to leave this site. If you see a comment you don't think that you'll like, then don't read it...simples.
tjo1296 days ago +12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
is bongi AE newmanns female alter ego? or vice versa?
Coelacanth1296 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Actually...There's more to Neumann than we thought...from that first encounter(of mine anyway)here on Mantis' page. He has wit and intelligence up the wazoo. He scares me a little bit even. Don't get that whole profile pic/name thing but it surely means something to someone. TJO assumes this new profile person is female-like...because of the pleasant...even provocative profile pic(ZOOM PLEASE). Could be a guy in a bikini at a computer for all we know! D'ya ever think of THAT. Pretty unpleasant mental image there, huh. I blame Mantis. He brings out the unpleasantness in everyone. Where is that happy medium? Where is Nasty P?
Younes1296 days ago +10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ps : Bongi, one thing i forgot, i loooovee your butt
tjo1296 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
guy in a bikini at a computer is exactly what i was trying to say inspector! :)
Coelacanth1296 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Bongi...You are very new here. Some of us older newbies have found out the hard way that this is NOT always a pleasant website. That's why some folks like it. Go figure. Mantis is an acquired taste...like a fine wine gone bad...or perhaps...battery acid. He IS useful for some things...but making pleasantries unfortunately isn't one of them. I hope this is helpful. Have a nice day.
Spongerdudette1296 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Psst Coelocanth. Gotta tell you that Bongi isn't new to this site....look at his user ID number. He's been here absolutely ages, longer then me, Soutie, Portpipe etc, it's just that he's only now lost his virginity by posting his first comment.
Younes1296 days ago +15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahahahahaha! Dudette you killin' me (softly?) ...
Coelacanth1296 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...Whew!...Speaking of ages...and virginity...boy do I feel old sometimes.
mantis1296 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO and off and off. guy in the bikini, fine wine battery acid, lost virginity, +1s all around
mantis1296 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am honoured by bringing guy in a bikini at computer (LOL) out of the closet and devirginizing him. I should get an award or do I get demerit points?
tjo1296 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You get +'s my friend! That's what you get! Lol
soutie1295 days ago +16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
killing me softly with his schlong
Younes1298 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What' up Mentoza? I didn't forget you, here's yours : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qI0x9oPTnk&feature=related
mantis1298 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers youss, though I am a little afraid of what I will find (and I dont know what happened to the first time I wrote this?)
mantis1297 days ago +13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
so is this what happens if I do crack for too long?
tjo1297 days ago +10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no mantis, thats what happens when you smoke it long enough!!
mantis1298 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you to the weasel that goes through all my comments neg rating them regardless of the material. you -1s are like hits of crack for me
tjo1300 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wheres all the gay porn you posted last night? i came home from the bar to find all kinds of "funny" shit. did you forget to loosen the noose before bustin a nut again? you know that leads to trouble!!
Coelacanth1301 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
tjo:....(grimacing)..."Helloooooo....Newwwwman!!!".....
tjo1300 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Talk about a show about nothing!!
Coelacanth1300 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HAHAHAHAHA...This is the first page and reply I've been to...and already you have made my day. Thank you. This is so much better than hearing all those crickets in my head every morning when I started browsing.;-)
mantis1302 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I,m throwing out some +1s this morn. And yes spongegal, quite funny how the thread goes off on all sorts of tangents. good harmless fun. And we got a step closer to maximum gayness when the clown showed up. though we took 2 steps back from maximum gayness when you and mel appeared. Saving us from complete gayness breakdown
Younes1303 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mentoza, is it you who deleted your comment with my flying ace reply/ comment on CoolieKid's page?
Coelacanth1303 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What's this I'm hearing now? I know I haven't deleted anything there. Reconstruct...Reconstruct...Quickly Younss...While your memory is fresh. I'm gonna go look. Be right back.
Younes1303 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Then it's either Mentoza or Admin, dude, that was something in the 10 point range... You can still read it on the upper right hand side of my page (my past comments actually..)
Coelacanth1303 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Impossible it could be admin...We have unlimited free speech rights here on MSW! What comment of yours, Younss, was he responding to?
Coelacanth1303 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK, Now I understand. Younss got deleted as a reply attached to Mantis' comment/thread. I'll look at your ghost reply now Younss.
mantis1302 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No youss, not me mate. I didnt delete anything. Not that I am aware of. I never caught the flying ace reply though I must say my curiousity has been peaked
Younes1302 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Admin then... Nezt time you wanna insult the f...cking penguins, at least use a code...
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahahahahahaha.......use a code!!! You're joking ain't ya Younss. None of you guys seems to know what the other is saying in English let alone code...I can't wait to see this ;p
Coelacanth1302 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have understood everything Younss & tjo...and even poor Dangalow...have said in the last 2 weeks...clear as a bell...'code' or not. I HAVE struggled a bit with Dangalow's meanings at other times though, I have to admit...I'll 'decode' what Younss just said for ya dudette. He was telling Mantis to at least moderate the ugly words he chooses to use in his 'tongue-in-cheek' insults with little symbols replacing the actual letters(ex: YOU F#*KING N*@GER!!!...NOTE: This is ONLY an example made up by SwissCheeseHomey, btw)...Apparently some roaming eyes from MSW admin took issue with Mantis' choice of 'language' in wishing me goodnight last night and deleted Mantis' comment...along with Younss' reply...before I got to read it. Someone please correct me if I am wrong here. I am keeping my snarkiness in check...for now. Except for what I said about Dangalow.;-)
Coelacanth1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Read my the thread I started on Younss' page...declaring it a self-deletion test. I wanted to see what happened to a comment of mine... and any replies attached to it...mine and others...if I then deleted my own originating comment. Mantis says he didn't delete his comment...so it must have been MSW admin...???...The deletion 'test' thread got too interesting to delete, btw.
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha. It's okay Coelocanth, I was just having a little fun at all your expense instead of mine for a change. But what I was inapplying was that even when you say/read comments in English, you all still misinterpret what is actually being said. So if you speak in a code, I dread to think how you'll all read it! And I'm aware of the deleted comment that Mantis put on your page which he posted inorder for you to have ''fun'' with, because I was actually on here when he posted it, so I seen it in real time. As for Dang, well he uses a bit of street talk now and again, but I love that guy , he's awesome.
Coelacanth1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I agree with you about Dangalow...Love you Dingalingo!...I wish you'd show me via e-mail(not here...it just keeps the cycle going)what it was that was so bad on my page that MSW admin felt they had to delete it. If you can remember it in all it's glory and details. It will stay there too...No escalation or other cycles from that...I promise. And please...give me just one good, clear example where I don't convey my meaning clearly or where I speak in some code or maybe use too much innuendo and thus perpetuate confusion. I really do want to learn from my mistakes and I'm not being the least bit sarcastic or snarky there either. I am sincere.
Spongerdudette1301 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Didn't realise I had to e-mail other peoples comments to anyone. I wasn't saying about you personally Coelocanth, I was .....oh fuck it I've had enough. Everytime I say something, someone disected and twists it. But of course, I'm just a female and this is a fucking male dominated site about a male bloody dominated sport. So I fucking give up now and just go back to ''nice bloody pic''. Sorry Mantis for swearing on your page but I've had it.
mantis1301 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO! you go girl! hey, on MY page as McCloud aka McCloesky (McCloud=50%cowboy, 50% detective, 100% MAN) says its come with something or dont come at all!
Coelacanth1301 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This is for you Dangalow...wherever you are. We were painfully shy and reserved back in the good old days...most of us...and easily embarrassed. Some of us Boomers still are. But the music was pretty good compared to now, so there was still some fun to be had, when not surfing...but NO COMPUTERS OR INTERNET!...Can you imagine that?...Chuck Berry...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S7NvibXtXY&feature=related
Coelacanth1305 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis...I am getting weary of trying to get my point across to you. I've seen your additional comments on Mel's page. That's why I'm coming here and leaving her page alone for good on THIS issue...I don't give a rat's ass about getting permission from YOU...or anyone else on MSW...to do anything. I don't know how much more clearly I can say it...IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!...OK?..TRY TO SEE THAT MAYBE...JUST MAYBE...MEL & SPONGERDUDETTE MIGHT NOT WANT TO SEE THIS IN TEXT AGAIN!...OK?...AM I GETTING THROUGH YET?...THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING FOR THEIR PERMISSION!...NO ONE ELSE'S!...ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR'S...DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU YET?...DON'T FIGHT IT!...LET IT SINK IN...There we go...Please try and understand why this little bastard's remarks about Mel pissed me off so much that I got down off the fence you once wished I'd get down off of a year ago(and to stop being such a nice guy...Your words, more or less, right?). Which makes this whole pissing match with you continuing to promote all these dumb, weak relatively harmless multi-profiles now...at best a case of poor timing on your part...I didn't give a rat's ass about multi-profilers until this. There are plenty of Weeders we both know with them. You probably have them too. I repeat...I didn't care until this! I AM a little touchy about it NOW though...I'll get over it...BUT what I'm gonna show you is why I gave Ed from MSW the info he needed to go after THIS multi-profiler AND scumbag. It was Spongerdudette that gave me Ed's direct e-mail address...WHICH I DID NOT HAVE UNTIL THIS HAPPENED...The reason all the headings are off in time is because those were the readings/numbers at the time I Copied & Pasted them into a text file. HERE IS THE ORIGINAL PROFILE Andrew1828....This comment was made after Spongerdudette went after this little bastard for his earlier derogatory comment about Mel...which I was not fast enough...or involved enough at the time...to copy also......................................................................andrew182816 hours ago -8 Rating Reply okay, well obviously spongebob is an ugly lesbian with a snaggletooth pussy and no friends except for mel. youre a stupid bitch, mel's face looks like my hairy, doody filled asshole, and btw i do have girls falling over due to my looks, when i was WASTED OUT OF MY MIND COULDNT EVEN TELL GUY FROM GIRL, ifucked mel and IMMEDIATELY regretted it.......................................................................AND HERE IS HIS OTHER, THIRD PROFILE, 'Mel In Florida.'(Note: Capital I & . after Florida) which included an exact replica of Mel's profile pic and fooled me into responding to it as if it actually WAS Mel...My response was to laugh...in text...because I actually thought that our sweet little Mel was showing some bizarre sense of humor we'd never seen before...as a weapon against this guy. But she soon let me know via comments to my profile page that THIS profile wasn't her...so I deleted my own self-embarrassing reply(Which looked like a Mantis text laugh at Nasty P!...Yes, THAT embarrassing...after which I said I wanted to join The Cult Of Mel...She was NOT amused!!!)...and tried to get Ed's attention in text at that point(before the e-mail to Ed)...treating it with my kind of snide attempt at humor(It was late at night...I had no faith that Ed would repond as quickly as he did once I did e-mail him)................................................................. Mel In Florida.5 hours ago -1 Rating Reply Ok guys. I cant live this lie anymore, me and andrew had sex...5 times. he was pretty drunk but wouldn't look my way, so i slipped a roofy in his drink..i made my move. we made passionate love on the beach...in my house...backwards, forwards, upside down, right side up, we did it all. im sorry i let this get so far but i cant hold it back any longer, TAKE ME ANDREW TAKE ME AGAIN LIKE YOU DID THOSE WILD NIGHTS, OH GOD!!!!! and spongerdudette, we cant be friends anymore, i found your shrine of me, it creeped me out. never talk to me again, and stop insulting my man!!! I LOVE YOU ANDREW!!!!! Coelocanth15 hours ago +3 Rating Reply HEY ED/MSW Admin...It's time to pull the plug on this Andrew/Android piece of trash. He's just another Hotbody/Airboy/Beevis/ButtHead sexually conflicted little varmint from Jacksonville(eeewwwww!)who needs to be exterminated ASAP...Just Do It! And then do we get to have Kelly Slater respond to all our questions? I've been waiting soooo long for THAT!=0 Coelocanth12 hours ago Unrated Reply http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=166747 ..........................................................THAT actually was the THIRD profile...THIS was the SECOND profile name...'I will fuck you in your face m'kay'...I did NOT manage to copy whatever this SECOND profile left as a comment...or even remember which of these two women it was sent to...but you can just use your imagination...right?....................................................Here's the 3rd version of my e-mail, edited after the first two were both held up by a software glitch. Ed actually acted immediately after receiving the first version...which was slightly less complete than this. This is just the text of my e-mail, with my first name X'd out .................................................................Hi Ed, I'm XXXXX...aka 'Coelocanth' on MSW. We're(the MSW good guys...you know...you, me & a few other sensitive types) having a problem with yet another inconsiderate, diabolical trouble maker. This one is harrassing 'Mel in Florida' mostly...but has turned on 'Spongerdudette' also . His main profile is/was 'Andrew1828'...but he has apparently added/switched to two more profiles today following widespread negative reactions to his comments as the profile just named. He has been on MSW for awhile it seems, not that I ever noticed him before...and even had some pics of his own(but credited to others?) on his profile page...but wasn't apparently a very active participant comment-wise until yesterday. The first of the two alternate profiles he created today is...'I will rape you in your mouth mkay'...Directed at two of the few active well-liked, long-time but young female MSW members(Mel & her friend Spongerdudette). Real nice, huh? Later today he also created a 'Mel In Florida.' (Capital I in 'In'...Period after Florida) imitation profile name with an identical profile picture to sow confusion and upset Mel...which he succeeded briefly in doing. Here's the pic page where most of the problem has been...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=196299...Notice the tags(Fish, Wreck, Comedy) 'Andrew1828' has also chosen to attach to the pic of Mel...intended to make her feel bad about herself for no reason whatsoever. Please get rid of this vermin ASAP. Thanks Ed P.S.I'd like to post the text of this e-mail to you as a profile statement on my page for others to read unless you would prefer I did not.......................................................................I DID post this e-mail on MY page...as a comment though...not a profile statement...for a day or two...then deleted it after no one responded to it.
Spongerdudette1305 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
When ''Andrew1828'' actually opened up a ''clone'' profile of Mel, which like yourself Coelocanth, I too originally thought was Mel doing a witty pisstaking comeback at ''Andrew''. I even ''spoke to you'' by e-mail saying I couldn't understand why Mel had opened a new profile to do this, and that's when it became clear that it wasn't Mel at all. He also started up two other profiles, one with the name of ''I will fuck you in your face m'kay'', and a second with the name of ''I will rape your mouth''. All of the comments from both of these ''profiles'' were in defence of ''Andrew'' and aimed at me because I had defended Mel (and not attacked Andrew), calling me a ugly lesbian etc. On the night in question you, Mel and myself were all on here at the same time trying to have a go back at him, and it was extremely upsetting for Mel knowing that someone had ''cloned'' her. We all know this because of the comments that she not only posted on your page but if you look on fb on my profile page (date 3rd December), you will see that Mel posted there about it, and the relevant conversation between her, SneakyBadger and myself. I prepared an e-mail during the early hours of that night but didn't send it until the next morning (approx 9am GMT) because I wanted to see what other comments ''Andrew'' made to add to my e-mail. Within minutes of my e-mail being sent Ed replied to me, and then several others e-mails between Ed amd myself were sent, which I'm not prepared to reveal any details of because that private and between Ed and myself....but I MUST say that it was a very helpful conversation that we had, and I am more that grateful for Ed's help and very quick response. I did post a comment on my page regarding YOUR e-mail to Ed, which he had already acted upon as mine was being sent. But if you read the thread on fb you will see that Mel herself sent an e-mail to Ed, which probably got to him before yours, and he must of read them at the same time when he started work that day. But I will say it again Coelocanth.....thank you for your help and the e-mails that you sent to Ed, and both Mel and myself are grateful for your help :)
Coelacanth1305 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis...The profile statement you are STILL displaying regarding people 'bothering' MSW admin about multiple profiles can't be directed at anyone OTHER than ME, can it?...Who ELSE has made a stink about this issue AND actually DID get MSW admin to step in to deal with it(one time)lately?...Yes...I've already admitted that I've probably over-reacted a bit with these subsequent weaker, boring, slightly annoying, persistant multi-profile(?)tards since this one malicious little bastard troll Andrewxxxx got vaporized by Ed with my help a month ago. It would help a lot to make YOU seem more sincere in your words to me about doing the right thing without needing permission...if you would change your profile statement...which can only be directed at me STILL...OK?............This was Ed's RESPONSE(only one)to my FIRST e-mail version...followed by that first version...which had less useful info in it...but got the job done immediately anyway. No need to gather the Weeders together and deal with it like a ponderous Kumbayah committee...in THIS case anyway, like your profile statement suggests, hahaha. I hope you'll see my snarky attempt at humor in that last remark...I'm gonna ignore whatever the current and future crops of MSW rotating tards do. You have MY permission to laugh at them if you want to...even 'Nasty P', hahaha...but it wont help your rep or image(or EVEN point ratings!)much...if you still care about that.;-) And NONE of us really care about points or ratings either, btw. I certainly don't...and I have the low overall ratings to PROVE it(Although I've never actually TRIED to get negged like YOU have...It just happens naturally without even trying to ME!)! I KNOW you don't really care about who gets what points either, despite the recent pissing match comment ratings................................................................. Hi XXXXX -- thanks for bringing that to my attention the troll has been vaporised. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Friday, 3 December, 2010 5:00:39 AM Subject: Malicious Profile Posers Hi Ed, I'm XXXXX...aka 'Coelocanth' on MSW. We're(the MSW good guys...You know...You, me & a few other sensitive types) having a problem with yet another inconsiderate, diabolical trouble maker. This one is harrassing 'Mel in Florida' . His main profile is/was 'Andrew1828'...but he has apparently added/switched to two more profiles today following widespread negative reactions to his comments as the profile named above. He has been on MSW for awhile...and even had some pics of his own(but credited to others?) on his profile page...but wasn't apparently a very active participant comment-wise until yesterday. Today he created a 'Mel In Florida.' (Capital I in 'In'...Period after Florida) imitation profile name with an identical profile picture to sow confusion and upset Mel...which he succeeded briefly in doing. Here's the page where most of the problem has been...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=196299...Please get rid of this vermin ASAP. Thanks Ed
Spongerdudette1305 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh Nasty P ain't sooo bad. He posted a comment in favour (even if it was sexual lol) of Mel on THAT photo...soooo maybe he's a friend and not a foe :/
Younes1305 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's not MSW anymore, it's Mel-rose place...
mantis1305 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, that felt guud (Clouseau after jumping off the parallel bars and tumbling down the stair case). though cloesky, I think we are going around in circles. or you're calling from the insane asylum ;). you see, that was my point, you dont need anyone's permission, not mine, not his, not hers , not theirs to file a complaint to Ed about someone being abusive especially to the gals. You must still have my comment to you regarding the andrew dude. It went something like, nail him, cant have him harassing the girls, they're all we got. God forbid spongegirl or one of the other girls decides one day, screw it, I dont need this, and closes her profile and is gone. And I'm fairly sure Ed may have seen this as well. Its great to have female perspectives on here. Also, I dont know what a weeder is. I haul my ass up and down ladders with 25 kilos of tools around my waist for a living. I am the first to admit my computer knowledge is just above a wet sponge. And believe it or not, you are not the first person to have a back and forth with someone. So my profile statement wasnt directed at you necessarily, it was for a lot of people. Though I think you may be flattering yourself a little by thinking it was for you. or jumping to conclusions. And it was me that asked moose in a nice way to stay off my mates cloesky's page and he dosent want you there. And this was when you werent saying the nicest things about me during drunk december. I told him he is welcome on my page as everyone is. I have an open door policy. but yes, I am a free speech advocate as you put it. Classic saying goes something like this;they came for my neighbor, and I did nothing, they came for my cousin, and I did nothing, they came for my brother and I did nothing. then they came for me, and there was no one left to do anything. So, where does the line start or finish? Today is it here, tomorrow is it there? Point is, sure we must have some lines regarding filing complaints. sexual harassment is well within the boundaries of good reason for complaint to the man. sparring with moose or nastyP I dont think are. A simple message to them will often suffice if they are buggin on your personal page. peace and good will brother cloesky. and btw, I have changed my profile statement. hope you like the new one
Coelacanth1304 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...I tried not to add anymore thought or attention to this thread...but I couldn't help myself. Funny remarks like Younss left above make me laugh and make my day better...and may even serve as an example of what good, creative banter is...for the humor challenged among us. Thanks Younss! Wish I could give you more than a +1...but I can't.;-(...Speaking of humor challenged...I don't care whether moosey comes on MY page or not. If he somehow manages to say something that I find funny or worthwhile reading, he stays. If he doesn't...I will just delete his comment/reply...like spongerdudette had to do over and over and over again...when 'moosey' was mildly but continuously harrassing her on her page...as 'Barrels of Stinking Fish Tails'...or whatever his profile name was then. Nice choice of profile pals, Mantis. Interesting choice for a free speech example too. That little testimony allegedly came from a survivor of the Nazi rise to power in Germany...when minorities like 'non-Nordic' races(Jews, Slavs, Poles), non-Christian religions(Jewish, Muslim, etc.), gays, cripples, etc. were systemtically & efficiently eliminated...as drags on the proposed, propagandized dream of a 'better' system of a pure 'Aryan'(Western?) society...which the Nazis then decided to share with most of Europe... whether they liked it or not...Didn't you say(...I know you were just joking fella...)that all Muslims would have to be killed before there could be peace in the world? And that Indians(in India)are...'bad people'? You windup artist you!!! Btw, as I understand it...most Indians(in India)are NOT Muslim...but Hindu(?)or Sikh...They got most of that nasty tit-for-tat religiously inspired hatred & mass slaughter of one side by the other over during the time of partition(remember Ghandi?)when Pakistan was created. The Brits lost their 'Jewel In The Crown' colony at about that same time. Pity...Thanks for changing your profile statement as I requested Mantis. I'll take any sign of progress from you I can get. And if anyone drives me to the insane asylum...it will be you Mantis...my elderly OCD father, who I am taking care of in my home all by myself(loooong story...but a glimpse of MY inner turmoil...think 'Cold Comfort Farm')can't drive anymore. I am sure you will take out every cat, dog, sheep, camel & mailbox that gets in the way of your weaving path on OUR way there...assuming no trees also get in the way ;-) I need to take a long break from this website...I AM losing it.
mantis1304 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And if anyone drives me to the insane asylum...it will be you Mantis...LOL! +1 that was funny I must admit and I took it as a compliment
Younes1304 days ago -16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Caporal Mentoza, insane asylum ambulance driva is what you do for a living? With ya boards on the roof?
the vanity project1303 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
More like Melrose Playground, WTF is going with MSW these days? This thread could not be any gayer if it were skipping through a meadow wearing a bonnet on its head carrying a basket full of pink things.
mantis1303 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, if youss is directing his question towards me, i'm a porn star, but that has nottin to do .2, cloessky, feel the stuff, i sat with grandad for 2 years until he shuffeled off. fuck dem hindu muslim jew motha fuckas catholic bitches.
mantis1303 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wheres my ak and my whiskey and my pack o sandwiches?
Younes1303 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mentoza, gay porn?
mantis1303 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
a great book is from Robert H Heinlein called A Stranger In A Strange Land. Iron Maiden of course named an album after this. It doesn't give the story away when I tell you at the end, the main character gets stoned to death by a mob and he looks towards a grasshopper in the grass next to his head as his life energy fades and says "You are god". and then he dies. Written in the 50s. what does this have to do with MSW? go figure. regarding gay porn, well funny you should ask. Abdul, my neighbor, was shakin his carpet out over the balcony and so I says to Abdul, "what wrong, it wont start?" He says , curse you and a 1000 fleas in your ball hair. Well, wont happen Abdul, my ball hair is stuck between your front 2 teeth"
Younes1303 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol! +1... Personnaly, that's the only Stranger's story I know, enjoy it : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32xl_sting-englishman-in-new-york_news. ps: would you please send me Abdul's contact info, i got troubles with my carpet this morning, he might give me a few hints... I fucking just got it, it's the latest model, 4 places with surfracks
Spongerdudette1303 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think that I should should go and have another cup of coffee to try and wake up (say nothing Coelocanth). Because it wasn't until I read Younss's reply I caught onto Mantis's comment about the carpet!!! +1 for both of you.
Coelacanth1303 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Ed...Spongerdudette is interferring with my free speech rights...again! Make her STOP! Oooops...maybe she saw my cougar comment about her...Nevermind. NOW I understand.;-)
Spongerdudette1303 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...what ya mean ''again''. Yeah I did see your ''cougar'' comment which I replied too, but I deleted it because I know for sure that it would of been taken the wrong way ;) Oh btw did I ever mention that my real name is Edwina and Ed's non identical twin, so no point giving him a shout ;)Just joking Ed okay....just joking :)
Coelacanth1303 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
C'mon dudette...Thought you never lost your nerve. Please find that pic so 'we' can have more fun with it. That was gold. I can't find it anymore without seeing your comment link to it.
mantis1302 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the Stranger in a Strange land reference is bcs Cloesky brought up my comments regarding religion again. And my point was who are we as humans to think we have it all figured out and the F'dem all religion remark from me was bcs Cloesky secretly or subconsciously wants me to say things like this to keep the pot stirred. So I did for him. you owe mcCloskey...
mantis1302 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh and VP, this thread could and did get gayer when you showed up...lol
Coelacanth1302 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AMEN to THAT shot at VP Mantis. He used to give timely, sage, even useful advice(to you anyway!) & was a reliable, first rate source of fun and entertainment in various ways...keeping us all on a more or less even keel with his subtle yet megalomaniacal ways. Like a really smart, witty, civilized, musically & culturally savvy, fantasy prone benevolent dictator...Somewhere between Liberace and Saddam Hussein maybe. All we've seen since 2010 is Liberace. This remark of his almost reminds me now of an old Sqirl profile provocation routine used on Shorey. OMG...You don't suppose...Well, Veeps once thought I was a multi-profile of Sqirl...back in my early Sqirl antics praising days...so nothing would surprise me anymore on this website. I'm going back to my quiet fence where it's safe. No more Dudley Doright stuff for me. Spongerdudette better stop getting me into trouble, too. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's right blame me Coelocanth....I can take it *sniff* ;)
soutie1302 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
where is mooooooo when you need him most?
Mel in Florida1302 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dudette, remember our secret plan we came up with awhile ago ;)
Mel in Florida1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh no! wasn't "mooooooo" the guy who negged me 'below threshold twice? forcing me to change my name to 'Mel in Hell'?? hahaha.. well, this thread has been everywhere! from clone profiles, to Ed's emails, and all the way to some comment that reminded me of Aladdin?? (that just happens to be an awesome disney movie♥) hmm aladdin and jasmine are the best, but so is that tiger!!... ahem.. sorry. what was everyone talking about again? lost track :/
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, yeah it's amazing how these threads can diversify sooo easily. I think that it might of been Moo neg rated you so badly that time, hhmm or was it someone else...not sure but you would know better then me. Ha yeah we did hatch a plan didn't we, but it's been a hard day and I can't remember all the details...so you could remind me ''elsewhere'' if you want ;))
Coelacanth1302 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am sooo gonna have fun with dudette's defense of Nasty P. someday. Hope I'm wrong about that, actually...but it's all good either way. Wish you girls WOULD activate that secret plan. I've been waiting a long time for that. Too bad Super Girl left indefinately. Wasn't it HER plan originally? Does anyone besides me think that 'free the moose' aka 'moosey' aka 'moosebrains'(formerly known as 'Barrels Of Fishtails')...could actually be 'moo'?...Moo was before my time here on MSW...but I heard he was a lot of fun from Shorey when I asked about him some time ago. I am changing my flag to one of Swiss neutrality and changing my profile name to SwissCheeseHomey to get Mantis to quit picking on me...and stay out of any more conflicts...and avoid 'The Wrath Of Mooooooo'!
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don't know if defence is the right word there Coelocanth. But have an open mind and look at Nasty P's comments again, and I'll think you'll find that they're not that bad, coz I've seen far, far worst over my years on this site. One of his latest comments is something like... '' there's aqua in dat water'', so tell me what's wrong with that? I think that in this overly PC world we've become to scared to think anything but bad. Okay nasty p has had a run in with tjo but that's just part of his ''cover'', knowing that tjo isn't too fond of them. But other then that, he hasn't said anything personally bad to anyone particular that I'm aware of. And it's just my opinion but I think if people had amusing, not malicious/racist but amusing banter with him it could be quite fun. Not sure if all these ''fakers'' are one and the same, but something tells me they're not but I'm probably totally wrong there. Easy up a little on the fakers, go with the flow coz they might not be that bad.
tjo1302 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
my beef with nasty is that he is OBVIOUSLY not black, so his comments to me are an embarrassment to our whole tribe as surfers, strongly dominated by caucasians. you were worried that one girl might read something that will upset her deeply. what about the notion that every black skinned surfer that reads nasty's comments are upset deeply. and to boot egg him on?!?! another place theyre outnumbered and made fun of, by white people, in our surfing world. thats fucked up. wanna call me a kook,fine. old fag, funny. hippy,gettinclose. drunk,burnt,dumb, whatever i dont care. one of the things i've always been proud of about surfing as a lifestyle is it's absence of rules, and demograghics. everyone is excepted based on their skill, they fall into line based on that, not their race. if my point of view offends anyone, good
Spongerdudette1302 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Chill tjo. Firstly the comments that were posted were aimed directly at one person in particular. Yeah I do understand what you are saying about surfing being about the stoke, being at one etc and not based on colour or race and so on. But I'll tell you something that happened on this site going back sometime ago. A ''fake'' profile was started up with the user name of ''Surfnig''....a rearrangement of the word surfing, but saying he was black and a drug dealer. He ''spoke'' the same way as Nasty P (I'm not saying it's the same person now but saying HOW they ''spoke'' okay). He would post comments, and add things to the end of his comments as well like ''meet me around the corner in 5 and we'll do a deal''....sorz but I can't do ''the talk'' so I written it out in plain English. But anyway the users on here loved it, and people joined in the banter with him, coz that's all it was. I see Nasty P's comments, and from what I see no-one is taking exception to the comments bar mainly yourself and Coelocanth. Now before you say that there are no users on here which are black and therefore not reading them, I'll tell you now that there is. So if they're not getting uptight about it, then why should you. But you say that you know that Nasty p is white, but how do you know that for sure. For all you know he could be a black American, black Brit or any nationality and not necessarily a white Brit which I believe you think he is, so I could say that you're having ago at Brits possibly wrongly. What I was trying to say to Coelocanth was that comments made by Nasty are no where near as bad as what I've seen in the past on here posted by ''real'' users. Coelocanth also said that was Moo could possibly be responsible for these different profiles, and that Shorey had told him what fun he had been in the past. So that's why I told Coelocanth to go with the flow incase it is. Seeing that Coelocanth would like to probably join in with it (go on Coelocanth say different now), if he keeps having ago at him.....that's if it even is him, then he's got no chance. But you're entitled to your opinions as much as I'm entitled to mine, which is fair enough tjo. And why should I start name calling for????
tjo1301 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the reason i know that he's not black, is because i grew up in new york, with kids from all backgrounds. and the black kids have their own talk yeah, and they like to joke around like anyone(we're all people right?) but in my whole life i've never heard a black man make so many jokes at the expense of the black community, especially in the presence of a bunch of (i presume) white people. he's not once busted a joke on whites, if he's a black surfer i'd expect he surfs with mostly white guys and is probably quite used to the banter, but i highly doubt he sits around encouraging the rest of the people at the beach to make fun of his heritage. if i ever see anyone at my local beach doing that, i'd probably punch him in the face a few times. and if i come to visit your beach someday and find the same, i'll do the same, you can thank me later. all that other shit you're going into about all this old stuff coming back... not interested. once i realized a week or 2 back what a scizophrenic world this msw is, i've been sticking to photo comments and my profile page,which is where i belong, see what i do when i wander?
tjo1301 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
btw, if you really do think we're all too PC, why no fat girl jokes??
Spongerdudette1301 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You have sooo twisted what I've said. But I'm not going to even try to answer you when your comments to me are bad tempered and argumentative, when I was perfectly polite to you. But one thing I will say is that you do like to go onto other peoples pages with your hangups don't you, when you don't like it on yours.
tjo1301 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just because your talking to me as if i'm bad tempered and argumentative, doesnt mean i am. i'm not being argumentative, only opened my mouth about this because it was the topic (or 1 of) being discussed. i didnt bring my hang up here, it was here, scroll up, i didnt start this, been observing and noticed my name being used to make a point. and thought i'd clear it up, you sounded as if you thought i didnt like nasty because i dont like "them" (correct me if i'm wrong but "them" meant multi-profilers, right?) i dont like nasty because he's a racist piece of shit that has fooled some of you into thinking he's harmless. just because people laugh, doesnt mean racism is harmless. and the PC question, just trying to get my point across....no need to answer. now, if you were here with me now dudette you'd see i'm calmy looking you in the eyes, not arguing bad temperedly.
Coelacanth1301 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"I try to get out.....Dey puuuull me back in"(Name That Movie)...Oh Crap...Spongerdudette is one of the most lovable, exasperating, kind-hearted, intelligent, funny, stubborn, diplomatic, trouble-making, intrigue-loving, game-loving, curious, gregarious, confusing, loyal, sensitive, friendly, stray-animal saving, gurt lush proclaiming, good-sportin' females I have ever met on the internet!...Which isn't saying THAT much...because I haven't really tried to meet any on the internet...HA!...TJO...There's an old saying..."You can lead a horse to water...but you can't make him drink." Dudette's life experiences are different than yours...and mine are different as well. In my very early days as a native South Floridian child...Ft. Lauderdale...and everywhere in the South...were as segregated as South Africa was until not long ago. Change came slowly. It took a lot more courage back then to resist going along with racial jokes everywhere in a still racist & ignorant society during my early adolescent and teen years. I was lucky to have been raised in a suburban area & attend school with no racial tensions or conflicts. Yep, lilly white defacto segregated. So I don't have any lingering trauma or hatred that some people do from different, poorer, urban circumstances. But I knew right from wrong clearly by then. During my two months surfing in Barbados with a buddy of mine when I was still 19 years old...I met people of all ages, skin colors and personalities. I experienced what being a minority was like for the first time. We had long hair, looked kinda scruffy, didn't have much money...at a time when most of the world hated America for the then still raging war in Vietnam...which was on TV every day everywhere...But the black kids in Tent Bay & Bathsheba(Soup Bowl)took to us right away...became our friends...and helped us find food locally & several different lodgings with their relatives. The last place we rented was a separated apartment area below the main dwelling...where a middle-aged black doctor and middle-aged black wife lived. All I remember about them now was their kindness to us...as if we were their kids almost...And that he had a Scottish brogue accent from his early years in medical school at The University of Edinburgh...And that she had once been an exotic dancer in Venezuela...and still had most of her looks all those years later. The Doc was a good & lucky man. The local kids got to use our surfboards when we weren't using them. What we had was theirs if we didn't need it anymore. I have never thought in stereotypes since then. Everyone is a unique individual to me. I still have excuses to be racist though, if I wanted to be. My mother was home alone when a black drug-addicted kid broke in, pointed a gun at her, stole various household valuables and left...without hurting her physically. My father was mugged by two black thugs with one gun between them outside Birmingham, Alabama...who he disarmed, punched and chased off...when he was in his early 70's. My brother was beaten by black masked thugs in a robbery at a convenience store where he worked in Diluth, Minnesota. But I now live in an integrated neighborhood with wonderful black neighbors I've known for twenty plus years. And I've taken their kids surfing and repaired their surfbords. And I hate any signs of racist attitudes & stereotyping...or tolerance for them in ignorant, base-level, perverse 'jokes' or strained 'imitations'...just because the hurt they can cause isn't perceived in some grievance or protest. Why encourage or tolerate it anymore in a public forum? How on earth is it still funny to anyone but the really humor challenged, intellectually lazy individuals with other problems as well?
tjo1301 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hear ya coely. it's a different cross section of the surf community here on line, then i've met traveling. anyway i started enough shit for 1 topic, crawling back under my rock, wake me if we ever get any fuckin waves!! a quick bedtime story before i go...this summer i had 2 surfboards stolen from me in northwood, notoriously rough black neighborhood. i gave in to the easiest thing to accept, "they" stole my stuff those fuckin' "them". a month and a half later a detective got in touch with me,(i had filed report with wpbpd, descriptions of boards etc) they found my boards at a pawn shop,and told me they had the guy in custody. showed me a pic of the guy, a white guy. so i'm guilty of thinking the wrong way too, but life usually lets me know when i'm wrong, just need to be listening.
Mel in Florida1301 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ahem, sorry I'm butting into the conversation a little too late (just got home).. anyway, if NP isn't black, could've fooled me! I grew up in the ghetto (sort of).. but now I live in redneck-ville (big change isn't it??).. The black kids had the 'ghetto' slang/talk, while the white kids.. didn't. When I attended Jupiter high (a 99% white school), most of the 1% of the black kids here have a 'ghetto slang', while .9999999 of them don't. It doesn't matter where NP is from (riviera or jupiter), he may very well be black.. or white. who knows? and who cares.. lol
Younes1301 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Now it's my black bruddaz turn...! At last some time out for us feck...g Muslims...
Younes1301 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
TJO, I hear you bra! And i agree with you, I gave you most of the +1s... Personnaly, I got 3 boards stolen, 1 bottle of whiskey ('Green Spot' Irish Whiskey..), & 2 bottles of red wine. I first thought it was Nasty P the nasty thief... but when Inspector Coolio brought me back the loot after his investigation, I realized it was f..g Mentoza
mantis1301 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
First of all, I would like us all to send Cloud(Celeocanth) our positive energy regardless of our spiritual or religious believes bcs he is doing some very difficult stuff with lookin after pops right now. TJO, no violence talk on my page mate first of all bro. You and I aint so different. I spent some time being the only white guy in a black apartment complex in Oceanside or what is also called "oceancrime'. Kicked some ass, got ass kicked. thats how it goes. Now, NastyP is funny. Nasty aint from the hood duh. No ones arguing that. Watch mel brooks Blazzing saddles. Absolute piss take on racial slurrs bro. "We will take the niggas and the chinks, but we wont take the Irish!". TJ,, if you dont have a brain in your head, you will think Nasty is real KKK wanttabe and trying to slander black people. I think you have a brain and you simply havent caught up yet. Not your fault mate. Like you said, you only recently decided to come to the party. And I know I speak for many of us when I say welcome and you comments are always welcome AND valuable. Thats the beauty here on this site. Shit, we surfers were figuring things out long before the majority of the public were on many social issues. Nasty and Moose are funny and we laugh at the absurdity of their hilarious comments. They are not real. Its just fun. Take it at face value mate
Younes1301 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantos, you're neither wrong or right regarding this one I guess. TJO said something important "imagine if an Afro-American comes on MSW and reads these comments, wouldn't he feel offended"... That made me think... I was personnaly offended when I thought you're serious when insulting religious communities, it took me time to realize you were joking. I guess it's the same kind of scenario here? In fact, jokes really depend on the context. Another interesting thing he said to Dudette is "why no jokes on fat people then?"... He's just being consistent i guess
tjo1301 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i guess it comes down to anonymity, it's easy to stand behind bad behavior when you never need to look another person in the eye. thnx younss, you do get it! sorry for boring or offending anyone
tjo1301 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh the "no violence talk" thing is pretty funny. with religion, politics, and race being shat upon daily, at least we draw an insignificant line somewhere!!!! ;)
Spongerdudette1301 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would try to put over what I'm trying to say again. I would of given my take on things that you've mentioned about racism, fat girl jokes, fake profiles and the MSW way. But to me it seems pointless if you're not prepared to even try and see what I'm saying. But if I come back to MSW again, I'll just do the ''nice pic'' thing.....but I expect that will be wrong and I'll get slated for that as well.
tjo1301 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i only got into this because i felt misinterpreted. never been upset with nasty for being a multi, i feel bad for him for that! actually feel bad for all multi's, lonely buggers. i think i'm clear enough about why i was. anyway enough is enough. dont let me spoil your good time dudette (or anyone) you've been here way longer and know the place and peeps way better. now lets all hold hands and bow our heads "god, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to.....:-) mantis, lovely page bro, love what you've done with the place, and thanks for having me!
Younes1301 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
1st try, missed! 2nd try : Dudette, personnaly, I LOVE you! ... even if you're .. er .. cool! ;)
Spongerdudette1301 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.......Getting better.
Mel in Florida1300 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
holy $h!t i'm lost
soutie1300 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
amazing that you know kids from Jupiter. i wonder how THEY kept a lid on that one?
Spongerdudette1300 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha Mel. Younss deleted his first ''try'' to me so that's why maybe you're ''lost. But actually this is his third try coz he deleted his very first post and replaced it with his second which has also been deleted and replaced with this (yes Younss I did see the original). And I expect now Mel you're more confused then ever! lol.
Younes1300 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You then probably remember what was the part from these 3 attempts that remained unchanged...
Spongerdudette1300 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...And yes I do.
Mel in Florida1300 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
could this be a record for the longest thread kept between the real MSWers?
Spongerdudette1300 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, yeah Mel I think that you are right.
tjo1300 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and it keeps goin, and goin,... i admit it, i'm guilty, its a train wreck i cant stop watching!!! i'll be back in a while to see if i missed anything!, and goin, and goin, and goin....
Mel in Florida1300 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and gone..
tjo1300 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
see! i missed something!
mantis1299 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
on almost a serious note, a couple or people have asked how a black dude would feel if he showed up here? good question. And I dont think TJ gets out much maybe. How do white people feel when they go to the Apollo comedy store and see people like Cedric the entertainer just ripping on white people. Peter from the Family Guy summed it up "hahaha we white people are so lame" when referring to a black comedian on TV ripping white people. black people rip on white people in public forums 1000 to 1. You ever see a white comedian ripping on black people? remember what happened to Kramer when he responded to some black hecklers. He was tarred and feathered. I am an Obama supporter, and I know this doesnt make me popular with some people here. But hey, anythings better than the previous admin. Now they were racist in the worst way. A whole bunch of people were canon fodder for their own personal and monetary gain. My family voted for Obama from down here. So there has been a double standard for many years now. whats good for the goose is good for the gander within reason. I think nastyP is within reason. He's piss takin at all of us. Though I havent seen him or moose lately (one in the same?)
Coelacanth1299 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like what I'm reading here Mantis. With some slight reservations and maybe a few other things I'd like to add later after I've fixed dinner for us geezers(Pops & myself)at Cold Comfort Farm(& Lunatic Asylum...Did I mention HE is OCD and weird and eccentric as hell? And I'm not much better. OCD is not cute and funny like in that Jack Nicholson movie "As Good As It Gets"...I had a hoarding nightmare to deal with...on top of a hurricane flood damage nightmare(2004)...in the villa he used to live in up in Vero Beach by himself(He had descended into his old, bizarre, reoccuring habit of living in his car...stacked full of books, newspapers, magazines...and junk...just before the two 2004 hurricanes hit us. But not before he filled that 2 bedroom/2 bath villa with similar junk everywhere. The whole unit was a toxic mold farm for weeks before I cleaned it alone(Pops was 'On The Road')and it had to be completely gutted and rebuilt...Google 'hoarding behaviour' sometime). Pops is also still very tough, cagey, intelligent and low maintenance, so far........I come here on MSW to escape from my reality...You have really made me do some thinking and reacting lately though...more than I am used to or like to. It has been a lot more 'interesting' for a few more of us lately than usual I am sure. More later my friend. Please stay away from the dark side for a while...please. I don't need any more stress. OK, a little bit isn't so bad. Yeah, I know...Booooooring. I blame Veeps for that! AND Soutie! AND especially Sqirl! What slackers they have become. But they did give you good advice...because they care about you. Damn...look at the time. LATER!
tjo1298 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mantis o mantis, i believe the apollo theater has a long long time reputation as the premier all black comedy venue. most white people entering those doors know and expect whats coming. and family guy, shock value comedy at its finest, one of my favorite shows, again a big rep follows that show and most people expect it. on a surf forecasting and photo sharing website, i dont think everyone expects to be cut on because of where theyre from, what color they are, or what they believe in. and i dont think the guy in the audience that "kramer" went off on was expecting that. see spontaneously calling someone a nigger, cracker,spick,chink,jew,wasp, whatever, is a hell of a lot different then telling a well written and timed joke. dontcha think?
tjo1298 days ago +15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
one thing you did get right though, i dont get out much. i'm married, have a kid, a full time job that goes 60-80 hours a week for half the year, this half. so.... you got me!
mantis1298 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
if you want my opinion, I would delete your last comment. you werent doing yourself any favour. and I will delete this one so as you can save face. But did you bump your head? if I understand correctly, if I go to the appollo, its cool to say white devil honky motha fu*kas. Bcs that the "black people" domain? are you listening to what you are saying? there are domains based on your colour? Hmmm, I'm going to rally at a university in Missippi to kick black people as they try to enter bcs thats white people domain???? is that your argument? I was watching "the kings of comedy' on HBO 2 weeks ago. Yea, this show came into my living room. you dont have to go to harlem to see black comedians having a go at white people. Harvey whats his name was great. Black comedian and very good. He talked about why there are no love songs like there used to be. he played a bunch of Earth Wind and Fire and I have their stuff. I totally agreed with him. Then Cedric the Entertainer came on. Not funny. We get, white people are dumb hahahahhaha. BOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE! Richard Pryor didnt need to use this stuff. and Cedric and the cheap likes are not even in Pryor's league.
tjo1298 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey delete whatever you want, and no, i dont agree with the what the apollo does, but racism happens there under the guise of comedy. so should we do it here too? yeah and if you think kicking black people on the streets of mississippi is the same as joking on white people that knew they were paying money to be possibly picked on, then go kick you whoever you want, i'll pass
tjo1298 days ago +13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dont think cedric would approve you comparing him and the apollo to you and msw, lol
mantis1298 days ago +12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i agree with you take on racism under the guise of comedy. ok, and kicking niggas wasnt a fair analogy if you didnt read between the lines. hows this one? I have money and I buy a bar in Missippi and all we have are white comedians talkin shit about niggas. Yep, this bar and town have been around long before the apollo. Is that ok? Its their forum right? their arena?
mantis1298 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
alright, now were talikng civil. bcs if you and I dont straighten up our talk, MSW will for us. And i dont need to be scolded like a red headed foster child. cedric and the likes are boring and offensive. Thats why he dont get more gigs. the racist white people digs from black comedians is passe' done, cooked, passed used by date. but they still milk that cow
tjo1298 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i think that place in ole' Mississippi you describe already exists!! me and alfred E passed it on the canoe, his face was busy in my lap, so i doubt he remembers it, but it's there!! and i think in some weird way the whole appollo thing is the black communities answer to slavery, segregation, vaudeville, and Richard Simmons. all white people deserve some shit for R Simmons!!
Spongerdudette1310 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've just logged in only to find that WWIII has broken out. What is it about Christmas that seems to bring out the worst in us all. Over this ''festive'' period I've seen enough hate/arguments/misunderstandings in the ''real'' world to last a life time. Please guys please I implore you even beg if necessary to stop all this and try and sort out your differences in a adult way. Put your ''points'' or ''differences'' in a reasonable way in which each one of you can try to understand. All this is achieving nothing but upset and even more hate towards each other. How can we make the world a better place if no-one is prepared to try and sort things out now. We need to at least make an effort to listen to each other if not only for ourselves but for our children and future generations, and without effort at least to try and understand each other cultures/lifestyles we'll never understand one another and end up destroying ourselves. My comment is definitely not aimed at anyone particular, so please don't think that it is. All I'm trying to say is......talk, sort out the differences of how people see each others cultures and lifestyles. With all the upset that I've witnessed over the past few days both on here as well as in my ''real'' world has made me cry and the tears are falling down my cheeks as I'm writing out this post. So again guys please, please stop this and try any sort ''problems'' in an reasonable adult way. Peace to you all.
mantis1309 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you are absolutely right Spongegri. And I am the first to admit I have been childish and harsh. I am going to offer Youss my hand in friendship. And I am going to be a kinder gentler mantis. And its not fair to the other members to see my bullshit.
Younes1309 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm a 100% with you undercover Agent Dudette! And YES, I accept his surrender! The other Generals of MSW will cease fire two, I promise. BUT, and only BUT, it has to be noted that this peace-treaty is only valid on MSW territory. There's no way I'll do the tactical msitake or fall in the trap of exporting the war on FB; because as you know Agent Dudette, I got too much sensitive strategic business propaganda on those not so distant territories. General Manlove is too cunningly subversive to be let free to run over there, we never know...
Spongerdudette1309 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Okay, one step at a time coz that's how trust is built.
mantis1308 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, thats nice of youss(I think?). And spongegal, thank you for the nice words regarding being a real man and admitting a mistake or words to that affect. thats my take on things and has been in life and I am a firm believer in being the bigger man and being the first to offer a hand in friendship. Though it always takes 2 to tango and 2 wrongs dont make a right, I will only speak for myself when I say my actions were a little harsh. Alot of us in the west as you know punch each other in the nuts(metaphorically speaking) in good fun. I must practice being more sensitive to our more sensitive brothers and sisters in the east. On another note, I must say I cant help but notice youss magically gets +2 votes the moment he throws down a comment regarding all this lately. Noticed it again this morning on both his comments. Immediately, +2. Been noticing it lately. Must be those generals. those are some loyal generals he has. I gotta get me some of them generals. or is this a job for Inspector Cloesky? wink wink ;-)
Younes1308 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantos, it's Younss not Youss... Listen, I'm not from the "east" nor "from the "west". I'm from Morocco, and since it's not in the "middle east", let's say it's in the "middle west"... Morocco is the most western country of north Africa, it's only 10km away from Spain, there's that little Gibraltar stretch that separates us from Europe. In fact, Dudette & I live on the exact same time zone : Greenwich. The population of Morocco is a mix of Amazigh (or Berbers), Jewish Moroccans, Arabs (the arabs are the last ones who came to Morocco, 9 centuries ago), and Europeans. This mozaic of people & cultures mixed & managed to create our Moroccan identity after more than 2000 years. For instance, 3% of the Moroccan population is Jewish, but they are Moroccans, living to date with Moroccan muslims in peace & harmony for centuries (my best friend who's been my room mate for 6 years is Jewish Moroccan, sometimes we use to go to his family to enjoy their traditionnal dishes, on other occasions, he'd come visit my family...). I'm telling you this story to show you that the Manicheism with which you see the world is wrong: East vs West or Muslims vs Chritians... The worlds population & its various cultures are rich & diverse, you can not oppose 2 mainstreams, or simplify things has you did. There are tons of different Christians with their inner specificities & their own culture (the Europeans, the Americans (north & west), the Africans, the Asians...), and there are tons of different Muslims (Asians, Middle Easterns, North Africans, Africans... and so on), ... we all need to open our minds to understand our neighboors... To finish on a lighter note & for your information, "kicking people in the nuts" while jocking is common in "my world" (sorry for the term, you understood that i'm trying to be sarcastic here...), we do it all the time, it's a well known specificity of our cultures, we love to joke & laugh... May be that's why I got the + ??!!!
Spongerdudette1308 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would give you both +1's if this stupid computer would let me.......I'm going to kick it and see if that works but I doubt it lol.
Spongerdudette1308 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
*Ouch* that hurt my foot HAHAHA. Nope...only done the last two...soooo hammertime now hahahaha. But nice one guys, at least you're both trying to explain and understand :))
Younes1308 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Morocco. Mantos, this is just one country, and see how complex it is (if you read the whole page...)
Coelacanth1308 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good stuff Younss...Boring as hell to a lot of the tards on MSW I am sure...but interesting as hell to me. Please leave your Morocco description up for awhile. Some folks outside the USA are slow readers and slow learners too. I'm saving it elsewhere in another treasured text file. Something like this just 'Hastobesaid' sometimes..+1
Younes1308 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Glad you enjoyed mate :)
mantis1308 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thats the spirit, everyone getting along and even having educational dialog. and I feel honoured to have it on my page. Yes, I know Morocco is Africa. But it was simpler for me to generalize the area of the world than go through all the locations. oops, there I go generalizing again. And dam, +2 again on your comment Youss. Dem generals are quick!
Coelacanth1308 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I AM glad that no one considers ME a General in this latest Holiday Season drunken(?)Mantis windup. I DO like the perception that I am just a bumbling 'Inspector' Cloesky/Clouseau type...Hey...'If the foo shits, wear it'...with no ties to combat activities at all...other than protecting innocent women-folk from lowlife scumbags...with perhaps too much feeling for the CyberWorld 'realities'...and STILL only one profile...so far...honest.;-). But I digress(what else is new, Joggly!). This strange, misguided personal 'attack'/rant on the entire Muslim world...has apparently ended in abject surrender to the forces of reason, restraint, women's tears & soothing words...and the realization that real damage was being done to neutrals and non-combatants unintentionally...This was preceded of course by an awesome & surprisingly powerful display of allied forces...A nasty, skillful, impressively composed personal, counter-attack by 'nice'(as opposed to those bad ones that go boom)Muslim force...backed by some slightly sketchy, liberal-reactionary, probably also drunken, do-gooding Yankee-American(ie. non-Coelocanth!)infidel force. Terms of surrender are still being worked out. Love, Peace & Happiness have returned...for now.
mantis1307 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, funny story. I have been to north Africa. great place. the culture, the ambiance, the food. Anyway, I decided to do the whole tourist thing and cross some desert with the others whitey tourists. And naturally we used camels. A caravan of camels as they say. however, the good Arabs kept referring to these lovely beasts as their "ships". "feed the ship, water the ship, load the ship!" (I'm just going pour myself another beer, be right back........................................................................................................................................................and have a cig..........................................................................................................................................) So, I says to Mo, "why do you keep calling your camels ships?" Ah, says Mo, come into my tent. He offers me a seat on the floor, tells wife number 4 to make some tea, and looks at me with a very deep gaze. He says " you in the west for 500 hundred years have been traversing your seas of water in your mighty steal boats. We here in the east have been traversing our seas of sand for 4000 years on our camels" Our camels are our ships. They bring water and food and supplies to all regions of our vast desert. Just like you steal ships. Hmmmmm, I dig. I drink my tea. my tea is delicious. ...........................................................................................another bear pull. So, Mo's wife number 1 brings over the opium pipe. i think, right, lets do this!. We both take a few tokes and 120 seconds later we are in the groove. Then Mo says to me (I'm going to wrap this up cause its new years and i got some places to be), So just like your mighty steal ships that cross an ocean of water, our mighty camel ships cross an ocean of sand. thats why we call our camels ship of the desert, well that and THEY ARE FULL OF OUR SEAMEN!!!!! its a long journey, alah, its a long journey DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDISS DISS DISS DISS DISS DISS. thanks very much, you have been a great audience, I'll be here all week. You dont have to go home but you cant stay here. AND dont forget to tip your waitress (was it too soon?)
mantis1307 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no, there was no connection or innuendo to you Cloesky and bumbling Clouseau. i love Peter Sellers as you know. I have the box set. Pure genius. "Does your dog bite?" hahahhahah . do you know what my new years festivity consists of? going to my sisters house and watching an inspector Clouseau movie, maybe number 2 , with my brother in law and drinkin piss and laughing our heads off. No going out onto the streets as a lot of people do. I have a quiet life aside from some things and thats how I like it
Younes1307 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cool story! The Seamen... Excellent! Tell me, how did you know it was wife n°4? Did she have a tag or a label on her chest saying "WIFE N°4"?
Younes1307 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol! Coolio, I wonder who is Switzerland on MSW?
Coelacanth1307 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I WANT to be Switzerland!!! I keep trying to be Switzerland!!!...I might as well be IN Switzerland...for all the surf I ever get...It's no wonder I'm so confused on this smoke and mirrors website called MSW...Comments keep gettin' deleted that render the thread flows less meaningful...and that might embarass or discredit the commenter later. Things get said that aren't meant or are subject to misinterpretation. Even jokes fall flat sometimes, possibly trying to convey some profound, hidden meaning. When Mantis refered to me(I thought)earlier in THIS thread as Inspector Cloesky(and even winked at me TWICE=???=two + votes?)I was sure he was relaying a subtle message that he had seen this comment on my page in an older thread with tjo, Dangalow and myself(scroll baby scroll)...Coelocanth2 days ago Unrated Reply Inspector Clouseau/Original Pink Panther scene...'Does Your Dog Bite?'...A two fer one example here: (1)Cultural insensitivity can lead to unexpected outcomes; (2)Classic comedy/humor stuff should (almost)never get remade or recycled...It's NOT a tribute...just annoying & boring, usually...Move on and create something new...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o...I am NOW being informed that there was no 'innuendo' that Cloesky & Inspector Clouseau were equivalent. There are so many 'faaailyaahs to communicate' on MSW. No wonder I'm so confused. At least were still having fun, right?
mantis1307 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
@ youss, easy, deductive reasoning. the older the woman was, the earlier the wife she is. age 50=wife number 1, age 19=wife number 4. and cloesky, i watched the pink panther strikes again last night. and I always see sceens I had forgotten about or dont recall. for example, the sceen when the inspector is going upstairs behind the butler and he says "I suggest we start up stairs" butler replies"we are upstairs" hahahahaha. then inspector goes into that dark room and is walking and walkng and walking and the butler turns on the light and the inspector in on a tread mill hahahahahaha. Inspector says to the butler "which switch did you use to turn on the light?" butler replies "the light switch" hahahahhahhahaha
mantis1307 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
@ cloesky, wink wink is a monty python reference. its actually wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more. the brits will know that one. and no I wasnt saying cloesky is one of the generals or implying he is a bubling inspector, I was refering to your recent sluething and getting to the bottom of things, double profiles, harrassing profiles, etc... that I thought you could sus out the generals. and "does your dog bite?" is not from the first pink panther or when you said the original pink panther were you refering to peter sellars, not steve martin? and yes, the new pink panthers dont compare to the original ones. though I must say the scene in the lastest steve martin pink panther when he puts on the popes robe and fall of the balcony is funny. the whole scene from begining to end is pretty good. from when he sits on the popes pointy hat etc etc
mantis1306 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok, now thats weird. I am getting -1s on even my nice comments and someone has even reduced youss' comments to only +1. I dont do -1s even to youss comments against me and its very very rare that I even do a -1. personal philosophy thing I suppose. But I do +1s all the time. We got ourselves a true hater prowling. Or maybe someone dosent like the truce thing?
Mel in Florida1311 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wow Bali!! If you go, promise to take some pictures and share them with MSW :) That would be an awesome Christmas gift, to go to another country! and thank you for the compliment :))
tjo1311 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hold the phone mantits! just read your new profile statement. so, in other words.... if you do what i do for the same reason i do it "cool!", and if you do what i do for different reasons "chicken shit!" that sounds a bit lopsided doesnt it? you a politician? (politician parts a joke, i know its a low blow, sorry;) i dont understand why anyone would have 2 different names anywhere, seems dishonest at best. tjo is my initials, of my real (only) name.
Spongerdudette1311 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahhh tjo, I understand what Mantis is saying. You see there are things that has happened in the past that you probably don't know about, and I think that is what Mantis is referring to. He's not having a dig at you or anyone in particular, or doing the ''do what I say and not do what I do'' thingy. Please don't ask coz I'm saying no more :))
tjo1311 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah I haven't been around (here, or cyberspace) long enough to understand what's going on I guess. Think I'm gonna sit on my hands a little more in the new year. This Internet world is different then the caveman (in reality) type of life that I'm used to, and I think that's my issue. I treat everything the same, online, on the phone, and in person. I'm me and I don't budge. No offense mantits, I'm gonna take my own advice and not take everything so seriously. Word to ya moms's.
mantis1311 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its simple BJo (btw, mantits or manteets was a good pisstake from munchler), if you have multiple profiles and create multiple personalities just to have a laugh and make jokes, I dont see the harm in it. All in good fun. If you have multiple profiles so you can neg vote someone that you dont like or their comment, thats being chicken sh*t. it also reflects the type of person you are in real life. one voice, one opinion is fair play. The reasons are different. And as spongegirl said, I wasnt having a dig at you. I think you're harmless in a good way. Maybe we dont always agree, so what? Though I am a little confused by you statement. At first you admit you have multiple profiles for fun and at the end you say you only have the one name? And why would I be offended by you not taking everything so serious? Thats what I would suggest.
tjo1311 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I was clearly unclear again, I don't have any other profile personalities anything. I looked at the reports on this site for like 6 years or something until I, just this summer, realized that there were comments posted to pics, or profiles. Actually before my msw comment run, meeting all you folks, I never communicated with anyone online other then email. As far as the + or -'s given to comments, why do they counteract each other? Seems like it would make more sense if it were like (this comment has had 4+'s and 10-'s) ya know, then if it ended up with a -6 at least you know 4 people dig what your sayin'? Anyway, apparently it's all mind over matter, and none of it matters. I'll keep my personal views on my profile page and comment solely on pics, not other comments (at least on the pic page) I don't need to provoke the educated acting illiterate fools anymore then I have. See, I'm just too used to real life, and if this were, we'd all be chatting at the beach in person, commenting on waves being ridden in front if us. Some of us would have some funny arguments, and I'll bet someone woulda kicked my ass (or got hurt tryin) by now, but I wouldn't change a word of what I said if I were face to face. I get the feeling that's not the case for everyone, but that's cyberspace I guess! Peace and chicken grease mantiS! (capital S cuz I got it right!;)
tjo1311 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh yeah, what's "good pisstake from munchler" mean? Some cybershit? Just wondering, not knowing what's going on is what got me here! :)
mantis1311 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BJoh, you have just as much right as anyone else does to comment where ever and when ever you please. I suggest you do. Maybe not harass someone on their personal page which I have never seen you do but other than that, go for it. In my humble opinion this site would become a little dull if all we said was "nice pic, nice wave, nice pic, nice wave, nice pic, nice wave " and so on and so on and so on. Its the different personalities and characters as well as the pictures that make this site enjoyable for me. I would die just a little inside if soutie left. And he's always giving me a hard time. Well, maybe thats not entirely true. I would either die a little inside or rejoice a whole lot on the outside ,now where did I put my whiskey LOL!. I think its cool that like minded(surfers) people can discuss other issues as well. and yes, most of us have a mortgage or rent to pay or schooling or a business to run etc...we have real life stuff going on. and this site is my guilty pleasure. I can forget the mortgage and recession that has had an impact on my business for a few brief moments I am logged on. and I dont have time to be angry or get upset with people that are nobody to me. I care more about the price of rice in china than what someone nasty has said to me here. On another note, I think thats a good suggestion you made regarding + and - votes. +1 for the suggestion mate
tjo1310 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm so fuckin upside down in my mortgage right now, I owe about 60g more then the place is worth (I have a tenant now thank god, and I rent 20 min away, 3 min from where I surf) I was there just now and heard a 12 or 15 shot clip get emptied (about 3 streets away) with about 4 shots of an obviously different caliber gun in return, and within minutes, cops, ambulances, fire trucks flyin by (kidding me if u think nasty's hood is even close) and i'm glad to have a tenant that doesn't even cover the whole mortgage just so my son doesn't have to hear that shit anymore. .....Ok, you're right, this is a place to escape that, maybe I just will go look at a pic and bust someones balls for a minute or 2!
Coelacanth1310 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hesitate to get back into this but it seems I have offended a number of free speech advocates on MSW and I DO care what others think of me...even on an anonymous, open, internet forum like this. Just as you were one of the first Weeders to welcome me here when I was a newbie Mantis...saying you liked my 'style'(I haven't changed that much, have I?)...I was one of the first Weeders to welcome tjo here...for that same reason. His sense of humor and taste seemed sympatico with mine...and we shared the same miserable experience that being surfers in this part of Florida are familiar with...lacka waves being the main one. I seem to have started this chain reaction when I saw the pic of Mel in the blue shirt and bikini and made the first comment on it...something kidding like 'woohooo...Mel finally stood up...What a hot babe!'...She seemed to get a kick out of that...and soon a bunch of her MSW friends left their comments...a lot of which were really funny. Isn't that mainly why we come here...for fun? Anyway, a profile named 'Andrew1828' left a derogatory remark about Mel...which the dudette immediately attacked him for. I got dragged into that unpleasantness reluctantly, as it escalated. You probably didn't see much of it Mantis, due to the time differences. I saved 'Andrew1828's comments in a text file and will post it here for you to see and decide what you would have done...if you were in my place...and had your protective instincts towards women you cared about kick into gear. But I have to get Mel & Spongerdudette to both agree here to that before I do. Then I will also post the text of my e-mail to Ed that got Ed to vaporize all three of his profiles. Then whoever wants to can criticize me and tell me what I should or shouldn't have done. I am in a learning curve of my own on this forum, my very first one...barely ahead of tjo. Fair enough? I need BOTH the former 'damsels in distress' to say yes before this misguided(?) 'Dudley Doorite'(ie. ME) can follow through with this 'idea'. In the meantime Mantis...This is for you!...I've already rocked around my lonely room several times in my tighty whiteys...NOT a pretty sight I am sure...dancing to this number I just know you'll enjoy as much as I do...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA&feature=related...Don't tell me you can't access this link or I will be VERY disappointed in you.
tjo1310 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
u know me coelo, i dont need to see anything disrespectful, i dont even know mel, but recognize her from surfing the south side of the pier, thats more then enough, my protective instincts kicked in already. thats the philosophy behind da hui isnt it, protect it for the younger locals (who u might pick on a little, but love em' cuz theyre ur beach family) i'm old school, new york, we fuck with our friends that we like (hence mantits, coeliolio, dangleboy, etc.) messing with someones name, calling em out on every stupid little thing just to keep the energy flowing and minds alert (we were framing houses, no bullshit, no pussies, but know where the line is) but to go to far is to get punched out at happy hour, or next to the lunch truck (i know where the line is so never me, usually ;) but thats at work or the beach or the bar or the bbq...its life) i'm over it, i'm here, but i feel like i saw the light today! i like u guys, and the dipshits.... can eat a dick! (and as andrew dice clay would say) OOH!!!
Coelacanth1310 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Andrew Dice Clay???...You are NOT making this easy for me tjo...my bruthuh frum anuthuh muthuh...I'm not quite THAT sympatico with you...if you liked THAT guy, hahaha. I never got him or his misogynistic 'act'. Maybe it's a New Yawk thing only...I dunno. Maybe I misunderstood you. I may be the only one that picked up on your Seinfeld show line/disclaimer in a comment of yours a day or two ago, which was...'not that there's anything wrong with that'...THAT cracked me up a little bit.;-)
Coelacanth1310 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...tjo, I just saw your question 'What's a pisstake from munchler?'...and felt your pain...of newbie confusion that is...at unfamiliar stuff that takes some time to make sense of. Munchler(sp) is 'Sir Muenchklerr'...one of the strangest, smartest, funniest profiles/MSW members here when I started...who left MSW for reasons still not clear to me...but he is missed by a lot of us. You have to scroll back in time on my page or Vanity's page or Mantis' page or Soutie's page...to see what I mean. A pisstake is just messing with someone, joking, kidding around...Don't know why they can't just speak 'American' English on this website.
mantis1310 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
blowjob, that sucks balls. 60g in the hole on the investment, geez. sorry mate. we are not so bad down here. I have lost half my income per annum. i bought this house at $370 3 years when my aus buck was 70 on the U.S. buck. my home is up to 1/2 mil aus and the aus buck now equals U.S. buck but due to interest on the loan, its not a good investment
mantis1310 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
celeo, what you have been doing lately is not the person I met here and love. I look up to you.
Coelacanth1310 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Same here Mantis. Except for that 'look up to you' part. Boy, this place really IS smoke and mirrors for some. You were just coming back from 'hiding' when I started on MSW, as I recall. That was when you were acting so afraid of 'Chucky's previous antics...before my time here...which led to him...and Sqirl...being banned. You acted then like you'd been 'afraid' of having your page spam-bombed...or some such happening back then. You MAY have said you'd close your profile down if that happened...but I could be wrong about THAT(like so much else). Little did I know that 'fear' of 'Chucky'...and your long absence 'because' of it...was all just an act too. WHAT a sweet, innocent dolt I am! I'm probably gonna go into another hibernation now until I've overcome my embarrassment.
mantis1309 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I dont think it was chucky, I think it was cow. At the time he was filling some peoples pages up with moo's. And "afraid" and "hiding" probably arent the right words. I said if he bombs me, I am just going to close my page. simple. I have more important things to. So, irritating maybe, annoying maybe. Afraid? No. I'm afraid what this years sales will be. And at the time I was traveling 4 months out of the year so I was often of this site for over a month at a time. So hiding? No, just traveling. To put things in perspective, I have only done 2 months travel this year. So, I am a little afraid of what the housing market/recession is going to do. That what i am afraid of. by the way Cloesky, you sometimes are so charming. I feel terrible for my harsh behavior lately on MSW after reading your comment about how I was one of the first to welcomed you. I did request somebody that has been bugging you though to stay of my mates (yours) page recently. I havent forgotten you either mate. Ok, lets look forward to a kindlier gentler MSW this year. Well, I can only act for myself so that is going to be my commitment. And its in writing on a few places now on MSW. So I can be called on it if I slip. Keep up the good work. happy New years.
mantis1309 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BTW, squrirel's not banned. He's just really busy with his new job. When he gets a chance to come up for air, he'll be back
Mel in Florida1312 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
santana dind't bring me anything.. but hopefully I'll get to meet them one day, because they are one of my favorite bands! ;) however, Santa spoiled me BIG TIME. He gave me $100 to go pick out a full wetsuit (I only have a spring suit), and a GoPro (fck yeah!). My mom's friend gave me a lot of cool camping stuff (because I love camping). My mom bought me advertising space in a magazine for making custom portraits of people (to help pay for college), she also got me a lot of giftcards. My boyfriend bought me a bob marley traction pad for my board when I get it. My uncle gave me $$ too. I have never received this many gifts in my entire life, it was one expensive xmas! What did Santa bring you??
I love beef curtains me !!1312 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Happy Crimbo Mantis! all the best for the new year fella ;)
Mel in Florida1312 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you Mantis :) I hope your holidays are awesome too! was your memory jogged by joggly? haha.. okay sorry my joke wasn't that funny :(
dangalow1313 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Merry xmas lunch box! Make sure them ho hos aren't tainted and expired....cream all green and shit!
Portpipe1313 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
new 5mil gloves is all im gettin man but at least they wont be leaking. waves on christmas day if i can get the car to my spot thru the ice BRRRRR
mantis1313 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no shit mate? you got to get your car thru the ice! Well, you're a bigger man than I. I dont even own a wet suit. Only rash guard. Funny thing is even down here in winter time a true aussie paddles out in a full suit. What are you doing mates? Its about as bad as cold bath water in winter down here at G.C, and S.C.
Portpipe1313 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i've never surfed in warm water, actually found it a little weird being in warm water in thailand. swell didnt hit today but at -15C air temp i'm not complaining. forecast for tomorrow is 11.5ft @ 15sec with a nice warm(er) offshore gusts blowing so hopefully that equates to 6/8ft hollow sets.
Sneakybadger 1312 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Warmer offshores? You on the north coast then Portas?
Portpipe1312 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yip NNW
Portpipe1313 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
rurp ye hoor ye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQyAvTHFK0 have a goodian mantis
tjo1314 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
merry xmas, peace n chickn grease manto!!
Spongerdudette1314 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Happy Christmas sweetie.
Sneakybadger 1314 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Merry Xmas Mantis ol chum!
chineseyes....(who you calling a muppet!!!)1316 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
happy christmas!!!
Kiwi John1317 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stop causing trouble ;)
mantis1316 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
As noted on your page, like any good read, there needs to be a protagonist and antagonist. So I do my best by the powers of grey skull. actually, it just came to me. I am going to form a religion founded of the ideals of the Thunder Cats
Kiwi John1316 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'M IN DEFO! (only if I can have an hour with Cheetara in a padded room with a ceiling harness)
mantis1316 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you too huh? I think a lot of us guys had fantasies about Cheetara. One day we went to pick up our mate for a surf. When we walked in, we caught him beatin off to the Thunder Cats/Cheetara. From that day forward, he was known as Thunder Wax
Sneakybadger 1315 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thunder.. Thunder.. HOOOOEEEEE!!
dangalow1317 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Assalamalayca 8=========D head! The reggae DJs tell the girls on the dance floor to "Wind it up!"
mantis1316 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO!
expect us!1333 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Come a little bit closer baby get it on get it on
mantis1332 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahahaha1 ok, not too good but funy in a red red ride way
Coelacanth1330 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I finally checked out/figured out what you meant Mantis. What do those Brits say?...'Well spotted old chap'...+1
Coelacanth1394 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...I first saw this Indian-Canadian guy named Russell Peters on TV on a late night comedy show(Comics Unleashed with host Byron Allen)...along with other stand-up comics. It was within the last couple of weeks...but he really cracked me up...more than the other comics did. Then I saw his name and face again in a link while I was checking out the South African made movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy"...and saved a few of his videos. Here's one I think you'll like...(Immigrant parents)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA9O3hMDRbw&NR=1...And as an extra added bonus...here's a Fat Boy Slim version of one of your favorite songs by Steve Miller(The Joker)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgk9ouBuj-4&feature=related...I prefer the earlier Steve Miller stuff myself. Spongerdudette will like it anyway...because of the cats...I had no idea Fat Boy Slim was such a music video phenomenon these days. He's like a pop-cultural god in the UK!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYDKl1smaM&feature=related
Spongerdudette1394 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I must admit that the vid was quite cute. But don't know if I should say this or no..(deep breath and ready) but I ain't a cat lover...(run for cover lol). I don't mind seeing cute/vids of them, but that's about it...sorz Coelocanth! But as for Fatboy, well he hit the dance scene in a real big way, but you don't heard so much about him now though (records etc), but I believe he's still going strong...somewhere haha :)
mantis1388 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey, I'm with you spongegal as far as cats go. but they are a good alternative to making coats out of, instead of cute foxes and minks. so they are not all bad.
Spongerdudette1388 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha Mantis. Better not let Coelocanth know that as he loves his cat lol ;)
mantis1388 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oops
Spongerdudette1388 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha ;)
Coelacanth1387 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And here you had me believing YOUR very words on THIS profile page 141 days ago...that you were really "a big pussy cat and a hopeless romantic". I guess the Japanese really DO have you cruel Aussie's all figured out!...Sorry Joggly, I am just fascinated by Japanese pro-whaling propaganda attempts to discredit Australians for their anti-whaling positions & activities...mostly because they are so pathetic, unconvincing and over-the-top...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0iGM03KQg&feature=related...They just love to play the victim don't they?
Coelacanth1387 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis...I included that apology to Joggly intentionally because my past comments on Japanese whaling conflicts have struck him as 'unhelpful'...and I'm really just a big pussy cat too.
mantis1387 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA HA. I must admit you called me on the big pussy cat Celeo.
Coelacanth1413 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hesitate to ask this...for fear of being misunderstood...but, do you have a big, inflatable Godzilla I could borrow for a few months?
Spongerdudette1412 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha I think I know why you may want to ''borrow'' one Coelocanth. Would it be anything to do with Crazymarine's comment??
Coelacanth1412 days ago -16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...Nothing escapes the dudettes attention!...I may have been fibbing about actually buying an inflatable Sea Dragon/Dinosaur(Shoot...that might cost more than any wetsuit I'd most certainly win!) But I remembered Mantis is REALLY into the Godzilla stuff...so wtf. An inflatable Gamera will do I suppose, Mantis.=)
Spongerdudette1412 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooooh you may have to purchase that inflatable ''thing'' your Coelocanth. It looks like Mantis has left for his sabbatical earlier then he said he was going!
mantis1410 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no i dont. but I could lend you my "girl friend" (Blow up if you didnt catch that)
Coelacanth1409 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's OK. I think I'll fork out for one of my own there buddy!...Too bad they don't make inflatable Coelacanths(proper spelling...for once)...or Tiktaaliks!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9h1tR42QYA...Sorry!...I just love this song...and the story behind it. Does that make me a nerd?
Coelacanth1408 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh...NOW I understand what you meant when you said you had that ass in front of you(your current profile pic with a rear view of some nicely filled out white shorts...and legs)AND the Scandinavian one behind you in the CU CU tunnel(???)...Was her name Helga?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia-GxalCAFc&feature=related
Coelacanth1408 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pardon my ignorance. I had to go to re-education camp(Wikipedia)to remember what Cu Chi tunnels were...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%E1%BB%A7_Chi_tunnels...Vietnam didn't seem like such a great place to visit back when I was 18 and subject to the draft(my Green Beret cousin came home in a box in 1966 when I was in the 8th grade)...but it does now!...http://www.vietnamtravelkey.com/destionations/cu_chi_tunnels.htm
mantis1408 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
that sucks bro about cous. war is fucked and I dont think anyone can argue it isnt. though I still think the Japs had the A bomb coming. could you imagine being the mom of an allie soldier that didnt have to die bcs we had the A bomb but didnt use it and opted for an invasion into Japan? At the end of the day, they started it...we finished it. Regarding the Vietnamese, they actually dont like talking about the war. They fought the french, the chinese, yanks and aussies, each other. They are over war from the feeling I got. They are extremely friendly people. I have been to a lot of south east asian countries and the Viets are the friendliest I have come across. One of my tour guides was south Vietnamese. He had long hair and all. Like a hippie. He told us he never fired a shot but when the north over ran the south, he went to prison for 5 years and was tortured and all. Saw the scars on his back. I dont think there are any limits to what we humans as a whole are capable of doing to each other not to mention to other species on earth.
mantis1408 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and at the risk of rambling on. one of my suppliers (no, not drugs) fought in the vietnam war. When I told him I was going to Vietnam, he responded he could never go back there. And I completely understand there is too much hurt and bad memories that I would never try to tell him how nice it is bcs that dosent matter. The awful memories run too deep. I would not like him to relive the crap he saw.
mantis1423 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am trying to get over Neil Peart. Oh my god!. I love that dude That dude is a god.
mantis1423 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
obtw, LOVERBOY FUCKIN ROCKS!!!!!
sqirl1420 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E82ozXyNjk
Caswellsurfer1431 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahhh Mantis thank god i found you.. We need some positivity stat! Its Coel this time! http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=32846#comment
Coelacanth1432 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This looks like a fun place!...http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/oct/29/hiroshima-club-scene-japan
mantis1432 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would like to say to Ed from MSW, YOU HAVE THE BEST SITE IN THE WORLD PERIOD! I think I should say as you know I am no angel and my vocab is sometimes not good to say the least, but thank you Ed for bringing these wonderful people into my home and making me laugh out loud. To me, probably not you, but to me it is important that I say thank you.
mantis1432 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and that is from the bottom of my heart.
dangalow1431 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Now send Mantis a free MSW shirt! or let him borrow that MSW camper van for a Euro tour....I have faith that he'll return it replacing the fuzzy dice in the mirror for a pair of XXXtra large cheetah thongs;)"Get em tiger!"
mantis1433 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
DAM DAM DAM! I am useless. Those links brought up nothing. If you guys are going to send me music links, just send the name and song for me pls. I got nothing from toads link and from Cloes link I got a asian woman on the streets of hollywood interviewing people. So needless to say, I ended up watching At The Drive In. I am going through an ATDI phase this week. But I got a cool heads up on Children Of Bodom this week(dont know if I spelled that right)
Coelacanth1433 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha...sorry about building up all that suspense with only the link(s) showing. I thought you'd get a laugh when you discovered what it was...It's "Turning Japanese". The Vapors never had another hit like that was.
mantis1432 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yes, the vapors of course. i know that one. Should have just said it.
Coelacanth1432 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Too bad you can't access that second link...it explains what the term 'turning Japanese' was interpreted to mean by fans of the song and band...whether or not 'The Vapors' intended that meaning isn't clear...which kinda makes the whole thing funnier somehow.=)
Toad1432 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry dude! I wanted it to ba a nice surprise! The first link was for FC Kahuna: Bright White Morning... Strings, vocals, drums heartbeating, fading, then it all kicks in. The Second link was for FC Kahuna: Hayling. Hayling is a wicked tune to chill out, smoke or drink too. Simple lyrics but a place to escape. Personally, when I was back in England, I loved lying on the floor, in front of the fire, music up loud and have a smoke. Just be absorbed by the music. There is so much to hear, if you take the time to stop and listen. All of the subtle bits, floating around in the background, coming to life. Good times :)
mantis1432 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
alright now. I will check this out now toad. cheers on the heads up mate. i appreciate that
mantis1432 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
fuckin good song. cool strings and great percussion with an awesome martin gore underlying bass rhythm
mantis1432 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i am going to listen to that agian. good song
mantis1432 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
check out christina aguilera. girl fuckin is a rock and rolla. little girl has some pipes forget about Jessica Simpson and her pimple cream .
dangalow1431 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
At the Drive In fucking rocks manty, One armed scissors is my favorite song by em'....good stuff...!
Coelacanth1433 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think Mantis will remember and like THIS this punk/pop hit from the '80s...For some reason I thought 'The Police'(Sting) did this...but it was 'The Vapors' I always liked this when I heard it played anywhere...and it got played a lot for quite a while...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4&p=86927E49D40D8B45&playnext=1&index=34
Coelacanth1433 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I didn't even know the lead singer's name until now...but Spongerdudette and Badger may be slightly amused if they see it here and remember one of my rambling complaints on FB about a certain character on MSW...and his resemblance (to me anyway) to a certain character on "That 70's Show"...Anyway, this link tells things of special significance about the song...which was 'The Vapors' one major hit. Another case of one hit wonders...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvB3079g_4s&feature=related
Toad1433 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0WGBlsD1Zw&feature=PlayList&p=04959F2A8364C0A7&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=39 Have a listen to this... See what you think. I haven't heard it or been able to find it since the late 90's. Shit! Where does the time go?!? Absolute classic, in my oppinion :) Not for everyone so I won't be offended if you think it's shit. Floats my boat though!
Toad1433 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsfUXFmBDQ
Coelacanth1434 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You would think they'd put more effort into THEIR propaganda films...You know...like WE do!...Most Stupid Movie 2009 Is "The Cove"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-x1hh7pkQU&feature=related
Coelacanth1434 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sayyyy...This guy doesn't like us Mantis(I consider you an Aussie-American)...or Spongerdudette either! What the fark does monocellular mean?...http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/japanese-contender-for-pm-ichiko-ozawa-slams-simple-minded-americans/19609010?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C166268
Spongerdudette1434 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well he has make ONE and only ONE good point there about us Brits, and that is we do love our orderly queues. My fellow countrymen were typically British and very polite about the whole matter. However, my reply to him is.....''go do one, you f*%!ing good for nothing gobsh*te and I hope it hurts.....badly''
mantis1433 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Love you. well done. Good for you for telling things how they are and for not being scared to say whats up
Spongerdudette1433 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks Mantis :)
Coelacanth1434 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Somethin' tells me your into the Lolicon (Manga/Anime/whatever) stuff there...Shogun!!!...Explain the Japanese thing for Loli-pops...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyDrxdPn6yw...'cause I think it's creepy!
Coelacanth1434 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What's up with this Aussie?..."The Cove"...'A Waste Of Time'...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN22mAI9r24&feature=related...I haven't seen "The Cove" either, Mantis...just the YouTube trailer. This Aussie makes a few good points about the Japanese people and 'Western Societies'...except this: The FILMING of dolphin round-up & slaughter was done 'illegally' in "The Cove"...and the Japanese people are very rule oriented and law-abiding. And do not have any respect for law-breakers. And are not interested in learning any harsh truths about themselves gathered 'illegally'! Would the Japanese legal system have allowed any filming of any dolphin slaughter(presumably for food?)anywhere in waters under their jurisdiction? I don't think so!!!
Toad1445 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How do Squire? There's some cake over at ISC's place for you :)
mantis1444 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I dont eat cake, only pie ;) however i will make an exception for ISC.
Coelacanth1445 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh yeah...Already sent this video clip of 'commercials'(real and parodies of) to two weeders you know via e-mail. However, one of these 'commercials' reminded me of you(because of an embarrassing experience you once related to us)and I decided you should watch this video too!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XyoxfjD5V4&feature=related
Coelacanth1446 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...Any ideas on how to get French Soutie off Facebook and back onto MSW where he belongs? I miss that dripping, koolaid-laced sarcasm and the banter it sometimes creates. It seems like he's in some kind of funk...D'ya suppose it's a delayed post World Cup mood swing. JUST KIDDING! I'm afraid to put this following video clip on HIS profile page because I'm still not clear about his current attitude towards/about his former homeland...now refered to as 'The Rainbow Nation'...given the very real problems that developed there(and still exist) and that caused so many like him to emigrate elswhere. But I'd really like to read what he is willing to tell us in an open forum(or Facebook, hombre!)sometime...Enyhooo, here's my 'provocative' video clip. Delete this entire comment if you think it is insensitive and inapproprite...since you know the French clown way better than I do. I AM afraid of ALL clowns, but especially THIS one, btw. =0. Shakira WAKA WAKA...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0&feature=fvw
soutie1444 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i only left cause i am colour blind, and got tired of everyone harping on about the rainbows.
Coelacanth1437 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That sounds vaguely familiar. But from someone on THIS side of the pond!
Coelacanth1437 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I ran across this World War 2 era Warner Bros/Looney Tunes cartoon clip a week or two ago and saved it. This pre-dated the Elmer Fudd/Buggs Bunny stuff we 'Baby Boomers' grew up on...by a few years, I think. This was new to me anyway. It does show the power of stereotype used in attempts at humor during those years...and highlights an almost painful irony of an 'innocent' America...engaged at the same time fighting those racist Nazi and Nissei(Jap) bastards!..."All This...And Rabbit Stew"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk36qmiVBWw&playnext=1&videos=owga9w3pQQI&feature=rec-LGOUT-farside_rn-3r-16-HM
Coelacanth1437 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dagnabbit!...That previous video seems to be sticking around the :39 mark. This is the same cartoon...but with a special intro. feature Soutie will just love!=)..."All This And Rabbit Stew"...Take 2...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KtDk-YfDY&feature=related
expect us!1448 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
CP?
mantis1446 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I dont get it
KILGORE1450 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers mate
soutie1470 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hows the STD comming on?
mantis1470 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha. no burning sensations yet. She got into my email and read a message I sent to squirel. I referred to her as the most arrogant bitch I have ever meet. She was furious and sent poor squirel an email. Sorry again squirel. My bad for thinking she would observe certain privacy boundaries. I let my guard down.
the vanity project1470 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“privacy boundaries”????? If you are happy to share the Clap you should be happy to share emails too
mantis1470 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you have a point VP
mantis1470 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hang on a sec, I dont have clap. Had gonno one time if that counts. nothing a good dose of anti biotics couldnt clean up. man, thats smarts
sqirl1464 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
round of applause for this trooper who was brave enough to tackle his eastern block fantasies...clap clap clap clap!
sqirl1464 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
was playing the back nine once and had a go with the drink girl behind some bushes.....caught a nasty case of the golf clap!
Bruce Anderson1489 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry about your unfortunate encounter with the police down under. Not my f*cking problem, mate; and it would not take two of me to toss your ass through a window. Trust me. I routinely choked-out larger people than you, over the course of twenty years in the Patrol Division. They all thought that they were f*cking bad asses, too. Right up until the moment that they woke up, and found themselves handcuffed and face down on the ground. And every one of them deserved it.
mantis1487 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol, classic. Hey I am not blamming you for anything. I actually have 2 good mates that are retired police of very high ranks. (its the young cowboys that are a problem down here). I was just following your suggestion to spongedudette about stomping on people when they say something you dont like. Normally there is not much venom in my comments. Maybe consider chillin a bit on the aggro or become our resident MSW dick?
Sneakybadger 1483 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis is right, chill out you madman!
KIMBALINOS1483 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
madman!!hahahahah.....please dont write at me!!!!hahah
Sneakybadger 1483 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha, "MY EYE"S, to....many....words!!!!!!"
KIMBALINOS1482 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
PLEASE....STOP.....i CANT READ NO MORE!!!!!!....shit I left caps on!! hahah
Spongerdudette1482 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha had that affect on you as well ay Kimbalinos lol.
dangalow1472 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Where the fuck have I been!!!!! U guys kill me! I've got tears rolling out of my eyes right now!LOL!!!!!!!No BS!!!!
I love beef curtains me !!1451 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOW! Bruce' your so dam intense. I mean look your profile page.THIS AINT A DATEING WEBSITE!!! you can keep that shit.Your profile picture sucks.Have a joint fella' your to serious for Magic
sqirl1519 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
comment removed!....please pick up your one way ticket to hell at the counter! Please refer to the sign board for FAQ's............ 1) No you do not get lube when they insert the pineapples 2) Yes you are allowed to bring a portable heater 3) Pitch forks have three points 4) etc....
Sneakybadger 1519 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tube8 +1000!
dangalow1526 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Got a little bit of poison fueling me right now, and I need to stop with my comments on the front because with every glass, I feel like I'm getting more obnoxious:) I'm declaring this condition to be called the "Manteets episode":)
dangalow1526 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not that your obnoxious old Manty:P CAUSES: Toxicity, electrolyte disturbances, and retarded posts.....SIGNS and SYMPTOMS: Uncontrolled gas with possible frequent or uncontrolled bowel movements or self urination, with unexplained mood swings.....TREATMENT: Detox:)
mantis1525 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey, I'm the first one to admit my comments can get out of hand and obnoxious. Denial ain't no river in Africa. And Manteets episode...I like it. Finally I might be recognised for something and even have a condition named after me. Like my own "Lou Gehrig's Disease"
dangalow1524 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have to purposely induce my Manteets episodes just to give my "haha's," steriods to its' punchline!
Spongerdudette1524 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don't think that they are mantis!
dangalow1528 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL! hope this sexy Virginian beast holds u over http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=157982, and she loves Manteets!
chargenbombs241528 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
before even viewing that i know what it is, i dont feel like looking at that beast of a women you photographed during the polar plunge, nice try though.
chargenbombs241528 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for the kind words mantis.......i guess.
dangalow1530 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What's cracken Mantis? Haven't heard from the O.G. booger in a while, u must be busy shredin'...anyhoot, our old boy boobs got hit by a car on his bike, and broke some bones in his grill. Sux, we've been trying to link up, and possibly do some Road trippin to the OBX, NC. Looks post-poned now, so if when your not busy, drop him a line or flash him your tit's, probably make his day better:)
the vanity project1534 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The old Alcoholics Anonymous date tourist trick eh? You gotta have a system. Stay classy Mantis!
mantis1533 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Classy, boy are you scratching up the the wrong tree. thanks anyway
the vanity project1536 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Howzit Manty, any room on the wagon for one more, my head feels like a box of shit
mantis1535 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol. A box of shit huh? Never heard that one before. Sure, there's always room for one more. Someone else asked me the same thing and I cant help wondering what was that horror movie that they keep saying "room for one more?". Was it creep show?. Jeez, this is frustrating me. But I have a confession. I heard that one can actually live one Guinness. Just Guinness. So I attempted to prove or disprove this theory on Friday. I lasted about 5 hours on Guinness and pool table before succumbing to The Master. These girls keep squeezing my ass and hugging me. That was nice but I just couldnt go on and wasnt up(giggidy) for anything else. I know, rip my soldier stripes of me and slap me with a glove. And you want to know the irony. I am a member and active speaker at AA meetings. God I am full of shit. Oh if they only knew. I only go there to prey on vulnerable women. I think I am going to burn in hell. On an unrelated subject, did you hear about the speed freak that caught a goblin. True story. This dude that had been on meth a little too long told his buddies he had caught a goblin. Yes, a real life goblin. So when his buddies went to see this goblin at this speed freak's house, the speed freak had this poor down syndrome kid locked in his closet for god knows how long. Happened up there in the UK
mantis1543 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh no, looks like I have been drunk commenting again
Spongerdudette1542 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't stress yourself out.
Sneakybadger 1540 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL, me too... me too! That ghastly firewater! heh!
mantis1539 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you sponge girl and sneaky for reassuring me. I wanted to say something nice to spongegirl and it appears after reading my comments they didnt come out the way I had in mind in fact it came of creepy. And then there is the morning after shame I go through. Ok thats it, no more drinking for me. (you ever get that deja vu feeling?)
Spongerdudette1539 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Aww thanks Mantis :)
Mel in Florida1546 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yea.. I was confused with what you commented on my page haaa
mantis1545 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh, that was a lyric from a song about a naughty girl. The song is called Blasphemous Rumors and there is a line in it that says "I think that girls got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find her laughing". It happened to be the song I was listening to at the time (while drinking red wine after many beers and whiskey, ow what a hangover) and I thought of you and your antics at the school with the whole 16 people riding down the hallways on skateboards raising hell. Oh the poor principal. Sometimes there is actually some sort of hidden code or meaning or even story in my crazy talk. Well, that's what my doctors tell me.
soutie1548 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
mantis1547 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would say there is a lot of truth in what Soutie says here, the only thing is I dont even know what the hell I was talking about the day after. Maybe someone can decode my drunk ramblings for me. Though sadly to say they(drunk ramblings) are going to be few and far between (hopefully) these days as try to stay sober and on the wagon. Being sh*t faced costs too much in more ways than one
the vanity project1547 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooh If I had a pound for every time I have heard you say you are shelving the liquor Mantis….ps nice Unabomber action last week, raised a smile, straight out of left-field, I like where your head space is at, was that a drunken comment or a moment of clarity?
mantis1545 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually I have been calling sneaky unabomber and db cooper for a while. Honestly, I just cant look at his pic and not think of either the unabomber sketch or the famous db cooper sketch. And regarding me always saying "that's it, no more drinking", well, at least I'm consistent, right guys???????:/
Sneakybadger 1549 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
waiserd!
mantis1548 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL!!!
Mel in Florida1552 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok, heres the prank: I got a bunch of people (so far I got 16 people) to bring their skateboards, and we're all going to skate down the hallways just being extremely obnoxious during school, the teachers won't know whats going on :P
Spongerdudette1551 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You naughty girl Mel, and there was me thinking that you were soooo quiet as well ;)
Mel in Florida1550 days ago -17 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I try to keep my other weird behavior on the DL. hahahahaha :D
mantis1550 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol. well I'm liking you more and more Mel. But before you do this, I want you to watch Rock and Roll High School with The Ramones. And if you can, play this song while skating down the hallway for the full effect. Either way, keep us all posted.
Mel in Florida1550 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
aye aye!
mantis1549 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've had "rock rock rock rock rock and roll high school..." stuck in my head all day long
Mel in Florida1546 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahaha I've had "bad reputation" stuck in my head ;)
mantis1545 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha. I think we are starting to see a different Mel coming out these days on MSW. I think the 'naughty Mel' is rearing her head more and more on MSW. I knew you werent ALL sugar and spice and everything nice. I think I like this side of Mel
Mel in Florida1552 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha thank you :) school isn't over yet, and I have a senior prank that I'm getting ready to do ;)
sqirl1553 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i need a job! You got any openings for a ladder transportologists. I am also good at holding the ladder!.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZLPMZ9q-50&feature=related.....
mantis1550 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm trying to think of that movie, I think it was Creep Show where the guy keeps saying "room for one more?". I think the guy was a zombie or something
Mel in Florida1557 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha thank you :) I had an awesome night (I made my dress out of black duct tape and caution tape), my bf and I longboarded (skating, not surfing of course) through town in his suit and my my prom dress (making quite an appearance might I add lol), and he took me out for sushi.
sqirl1559 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
we're back already...you yogurt rifle toting mad man!....time to change your profile description bro! I would change mine but admin has ordered me to wear it as a badge of shame.
dangalow1572 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
U know what man, I tryd'to find the big bruddah around the way, but the guy at the shop said BZ might be getting sold, and the big bru, would not be made anymore? That's kewl u use to ride for BZ, Yamo's the man....u know Brian Stoehr from Maryland(MIA video), I think he just won a DK championship? Good guy....my close freind I've shredded it up for years with, rode(before prison) for custom X, and CLEARLY ruled everyone at the ECSC contest....did the only ARS on a waist high day, anyhoot, he lost to the popular B.Stoher, whom which came up to my bud after wards, shook his hand and told him that everyone knew he truly deserved first....what a really kewl guy! Hope the don't discont. the Big Bruddah though....it's a classic for us big guys!
dangalow1572 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yeah, B.Stoher has a signature board now with BZ, he was THE east coast boogers heroe when I was a kid, I think my boy was just stoked to have been in a heat with him!
mantis1573 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and a BIG THANK YOU danglow and sneaky for your kind words. I didnt want to spew my opinion on a picture page or someone else's page so I thought I would keep it to my page. Thanks for reading guys and you replies. You know if you ever find yourselves down this way I sure would enjoy having ya as guests. (stay as long as you want, just dont unpack your bags lol)
Sneakybadger 1572 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I might have to take you up on that one day :) Also right back at ya mate, although I don't know why you would ever want to come to bournemouth..heh!
mantis1571 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sounds like we have a deal. actually, thats how I roll these days if possible. I meet people via the internet or while on trips, we exchange details and keep in contact. And look each other up. And I would thoroughly enjoy visiting Bournemouth. Life isnt a dress rehearsal and I would like to visit as many places as I can.
dangalow1571 days ago -18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Man....completly forgot to reply to that...Thanx Mantis, and Badger knows already he's more than welcome....I'm actually looking at country property close to the OBX!!!!!!in NC, anytime u feel like an eastcoast tour guys!!!! let me know.....from Florida to Maine or Canada for all I care, always down for road trippin!
Sneakybadger 1571 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Can you feel the love :) It's a good way to be, I feel I have made a lot of good friends on here since I joined... (Not to mention a few enemies hahaha!)
dangalow1570 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
They're really out to get u lately!HAHAHA!!!! absolutley agree man, I love hearing stories from everyone also...Sometimes, hearing others tell it, reminds me of similar memories...my mom called again today to see if I would go with her, and the rest of the fam to the Philipines...would LOVE to, but it's for 3weeks, and the bills can't pay themselves,..for years, she's been talkn' about buying a house there...I hope this is the year!!!! I'll plan surf trips once a year there if it goes down!!!! All my bro's invited of course!
mantis1573 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and at the risk of ranting, you know the guys that say things like "I used to sponge, it was fun and challenging until I turned 8 (no names)". Just bcs you rode a wave down the face or into shore on the white wash on a $20 kmart special, thats not the type of bodyboarding the rest of us get stoked on and dosnt quality you as a bodyboarder. It would be like me going to a surf class tomorrow morning at the beach, standing up and riding by noon, and saying I'm a surfer. And just bcs I can rent a race car with roll cage and all for $100 a lap at my local race track (true), that now dosnt qualify me as a race car driver either. Though its a great pick up line "I am ze race car driveeer" (said with a French or Italian accent of course).
dangalow1575 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
U could haven't said it any better MANtis! I use to stand up also(3 days ago I took a pooh:)....learned that way on my dads old Bob White and Greg Noell:)he sold em' at a garage sale before we got stationed in Rota, Spain, he stopped hitting it after we moved from the pacific, his old dive gear still sits in the attic...he gave it up once we came to the atlantic,go figure:) I started sponging because all my freinds did, but prior to that, my background was skating...ALL THE TIME! What I liked about sponging was that it was affordable to by a single stringer Morey with some fins, which were popular on the east...and if u owned a toobs or BZ back then, u were considered dedicated,LOL...what u said about the booger debate is right on target...no one says shit to me once they realized I'm not just some obstacle in the way:) and the same one talking, are the same ones with no talent...a couple of years ago..maybe 4, I started to land my ars's...so latley I put my DK up, and just over-flexed the Cartel I used forever, out of commission..bought that NMD evo and pissed! should of saved for that triple stringer turbo...but yeah man, not as light as I used to be, and now it's 44" or +
dangalow1575 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Enjoyed ur post so much, I had to read it again..brought me back in time:) when u brought up GLopez, couldn't help but to think of the Lords of Dogtown movie:)Indo once a year would be nice, my moms is filipino and she goes there every now and then..I've never gone yet, but man the prices of property is dirt cheap...beach front property with the right investments...she has to hire police escorts everytime she goes though:(TERROR is everywhere,LOL...kinda not interested in being kidnpped, or diearreah and bad food...but would love to find surf on tap!!! They have a video on the front page of some Kira action, nice looking city, crowded? It's titled "Nelly" something
mantis1573 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I used to ride for BZ and I knew Bobby and his brother quite well. We used to surf together too. And speaking of BZ, I recently splashed out and got the biggest BZ board they had in the shop. A Big Bruddah lol. The clown once called me a 240 pound manteet (still laugh at that) but the good news is i am down to 210 and I even started some classes for inner strength i.e. palates and yogalates. F**k they are more tough and gruley than I had anticipated. I hope this confession doesnt suck the cool or the heterosexualness outta me.
mantis1573 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
skater huh? right on. and I like what you said with the obstacle remark. Yes, the door swings both way(no gay innuendo). nothing worse than dropping in and driving down the line setting up for something big only to have a first season (or any season for that matter)dick on a stick scratching for his life at the wave except maybe the family outing group with mom and grandad and all the cousins floating in the surf totally oblivious to a surfer/bodyboarder driving down the line at them
dangalow1579 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sh*t Mantis..! I didn't kknow u were from SD!!!!! I got alot of family over there...What part u from? I usually go to visit O-side, but got Aunts and uncles in and around Coronado...I just had a phone interview with Scripps in La Holla...f*ckin' crossing my fingers for that one man!!! I'll be in Del Mar, learning to over come my fears of reefs if it goes down:)
mantis1579 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
small world. Carlsbad and Oceanside actually. My brother still lives in the family house on Tamarack Ave (and name sake of Carlsbad's main break). However my favorite spot in SD is Big Rock in La Jolla. And if you want some fun Marine st in La Jolla (think Sandy beach Hawaii) has some great shore break and out about 150 yards to the right is horseshoes which breaks on a horseshoe reef and gets really heavy. This is where I came close to dying. Got caught inside on 3 heavy clean up waves on a huge swell. Each wave broke just feet in front of me. Top to bottom. I bailed my board but both it and myself got caught in a downward turbulence. I was trying to swim to the surface but my board, still attached to me, was wanting to pull me deeper ironically. Due to the difference in the continental shelve, the water moves a lot like island surf. I.E. the bottom drops out of the wave as opposed to the waves tumbling as they approach shore. Makes for heavy surf. My mate and his buddies just did a todos santos trip during that big swell that was supposed to have hit up there. they are standup surfers, dont hold it agaisnt them ;) one is a pro that we all know of and won biggest wave ridden one year. I am waiting for the pics...
dangalow1579 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Damn right Mantis!!!! I've been to Tarmacks and Marine st! know about them bro. getting popular(I think there's cams there?)....It's been 3 years since I've gone over there, but O-side is my spot!You ever check out the Wisconsin peaks(St.)Between O-side and Carlsbad...no crowds and fires nice!!!! ur absolutly right about those killer waves, the west coast wave feels like it sucks up below sea level, and the whole f*cking oceans behind it...my cousin just bought a house in o-side after he came home from Afghanistan...that's the spot to be if u can't afford sh*t but want good surf...well f*cking A:) I hope I land something there....Cali is it's own country, for sure!!! Where do u surf in Aus?
dangalow1579 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think billabong does the awards this month? but sh*t, no wonder ur a booger, ur from the capital of Bodyboarding....! U would be suprised how many people have no idea about O-side, hahaha! I hit Point Magu in LA, but Newport was tool hevean...never go there again...but it so kewl to me how nobody wants to live in gangster o-side, because of the hood....doesn't bother me, keeps the crowds down:)and I love the peir rules...did u go to Oceanside High? we skated there....YEW!!!! the sk8 park by the peir was nice also...the medicine mans hang out spot, LOL!
dangalow1579 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Gotta get ready to give report and all that stuff....be back in an hour, hope to catch u on here still!!! If not, to be continued good buddy!!!!:)
mantis1578 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I went to Carlsbad high along with some other high schools. Graduated from La Palma, a continuation high school for drug addicts, surfers, teen moms and essays holmes. It was in the heart of the barrio a couple blocks in from the beach. And yes, there are some bad parts of O'side. I was the only white dude in an all black apartment complex there. Did some ass kicking and got my ass kick also. Dark period in my life. And dont hold it agaisnt me but I havent always been a bodyboarder. I started my illustrious career out on a surfboard that actually had a lightning bolt on it (late 70's early eighties when lightning bolts and gerry lopez was the shit)I still break out the longboard once and a while. I am just a lot heavier than I used to be. The reason why I jump quickly on the sponger haters is bcs it is so fun and easy. Their comments reek of first season learners trying to standup and be cool. They are not at the point where it dosent matter what OTHERS are riding, its really just about how you feel and how you wish to express yourself in the water. And when I go to the beach locally I head to coolum or burliegh or kira. But I dont get to the beach as much as I would like to. But I do try and get to Indo at least once a year. Cheap as chips for us down unda. And again for me there is nothing better than sitting out in the water in a no crowd location in Indo with just a few of the cool locals that work the hotels who are always friendly from my experience and just taking it all in. The water, the vibe, the whole package (have I just left myself open for a gay attack lol)
mantis1578 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh and yes, I know wisconson st and all the breaks there. I was one of the first to start going to ponto in carlsbad when the sand bar built up and created some really hollow waves. my brother tells me its get very crowded now. And I will tell you from my experience and from my opinion only the difference between boadyboading and standup surfing. The boadyboarder has an advantage on the initial drop in bcs he dosent have to get to his feet. After that, the advantages go to the standup. He can generate his own power and speed with his legs by going rail to rail where the sponger is reliant on the power and speed of the wave. One may even argue that the sponger knows the wave better than a standup for this reason. Bottom turning on a huge waves is easier for the standup again for the same reason (his legs) and also he has fins under his board. You know how hard it is to keep a rail in the water on a sponge when bottom turning on a huge top to bottom barreling wave. If things arent going good, the standup has a much easier eject button than the sponger. Standup can dive through the wave, but the sponger just goes up and over the falls when attempting an ejection bcs you just skim along the face. But of course there is the problem of a hard board with standup. One time after a wipeout I came to the surface and couldnt see my surfboard. And then I thought oh no, its above me just in time for it to come down on my head fin first opening a nice gash. Though I must say I was very good at bodyboarding with sponsors and all. But my favorite surfer including all forms is Tom Curren. His style and hard turns still thrill me when I see them. I am bit of an adrenaline junkie so when I bodyboard I dont really do spinners(though i can). I like pounding barrels and hard turns. I have bloodied my nose more than once getting pounded into the bottom. I guess that makes me kinda a masochist. But heres one my brother and his friend told me when they were down here recently (they are both standups and hoot and holler when I'm getting shacked on my sponge as I do them on their sticks)-what does a sponger say when dropping in? WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mantis1578 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and I say with the utmost respect to my english mates (you may have noticed I am sometimes also quick to jump on a few irish guys, not all of course, here that put down the english and there surf etc) that getting to your feet in english surf isnt much of an accomplishment for the most part. when I say bodyboarders have an advantage on the initial drop I am talking about 6 feet+ barrels. Not knee high ankle snappers and mush. Though I will say I have seen some very impressive surf pics from up there of course. That is why I also get a chuckle from some of the english sponge haters. They dont understand their opinion dosent count for shit lol. And you may also notice not to much sponge hating or standup hating comes from the Aussie or Hawaii commentators. Its usually from some looser that lives in a "surf challenged" location such as east coast U.S. or Europe. Just an observation. I say this with respect of course to my east coast and euro mates on here bcs most of you are really cool of course and I am trying to do a Euro trip in a few months. I want to do the 3 day rock festival in Bucharest. The line up is like none I have ever seen.
mantis1576 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hmmm, the last one may be taken wrong. I know there is some great surf up in uk and france. I have seen some amazing pics. I guess what I am trying to say is that some people that come down on other forms of surfing is like me coming down on some forms of snow skiing with all the great ski slopes with have here in tropical queensland and Aus. I am all for clever banter though when it comes to standup vs sponge or irish surf vs english or french. I get a real laugh out of some comments. unfortunately there is also a lot of boring untalented broken record stuff.
Sneakybadger 1575 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not needing to add to this but, I agree completely on all of your points Mantis. rant +5!
chargenbombs241579 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I remember squirl and his three page comments, Im on board. Take care Mantis, dont waste too much time praying, it doesent get you anywhere!!
chargenbombs241584 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!!!
chargenbombs241586 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!! Ha, stop crying little bitch.
mantis1585 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll see what I can upload for you chargen if you really want to see my tits. Secondly, its my party and I'll cry if I want to. Furthermore, I'm not a little bitch, I'm a poo poo head. And lastly, hows that wife of yours doing?
dangalow1585 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Awwwww, I see a freindship in the making:)
mantis1585 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, kinda brings a tear to the eye. its so beautiful.
mantis1585 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and speaking of relationships, statistically speaking, the main difference between a priest and a pimple is the pimple waits till you're 15 before it spooges on your face
dangalow1585 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!....That's just f*cking disguisting!
Spongerdudette1585 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hhahahaha mantis ain't that just the truth.
Spongerdudette1585 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I meant the priest thing :)
dangalow1584 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"knell and repent!!!"
Spongerdudette1584 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's what they say as well I reckon!!!!! lol
Mel in Florida1592 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you Mantis :)
mantis1591 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
pls don't mention it doll. The last thing we all want is for the girls to close their profiles bcs of creepers. I am actually thinking of myself and being selfish. I get a kick out of you and spongedudette
the vanity project1603 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Never really seen much Japanese animation, the few that I have though seemed pretty inventive, it strikes me as one of those genres that you have to really your stuff to sort out the wheat from the chaff. Here’s kiwi johns last offering http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=155805
Didier1622 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Im quite well mantis, hows urself? Im currently in NZ. Havent seen Vexille, what is it? should i look out for it?
mantis1628 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
squirel sends his best to all his MSW mates. apparently some people were banned while I was coming around from my 6 month drinking binge.
Spongerdudette1627 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
They certainly were.
the vanity project1627 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Say hi to the scruffy little tree rat for me, the forums are so dull after the big cull
mantis1624 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A culling took place huh? From what the squirel tells me, well put VP. I think it bit of a shame to not have those personalities.
Spongerdudette1623 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Very true Mantis. It was all just pure good fun what with Shorey (the bb protector) and Sqirl just having banter with everyone......sigh those were the days.
Portpipe1661 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cool man. i hope you found a nice spot for mr Hokusai somewhere in your living room. your typing wil drinkin skills arent to bad for an aussie but i have to say your choice of whiskey stinks dude.
Didier1679 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Merry Christmas mate hope you have a good one. All the best for the New Year.
Portpipe1680 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks for all the funny interesting and down right bizzare reading http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4852043&id=590655389#/photo.php?pid=4853280&id=590655389&fbid=249303430389
Dicer1682 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks Mantis! have a good one too matey!
Sneakybadger 1683 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ello mantis me ol charmer! have good one too buddy! ! ! :)
Spongerdudette1685 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you Mantis. I really hope that you have a great Christmas and a brilliant new year as well :D
Mel in Florida1687 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"and now, I will make wee-man disappear" that's what your profile pic reminds me of... haha
soutie1688 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mantis dude, i see from your profile pic that you came right with the mini skirt babe, unless those are distended labia i see between her legs. I just cant make it out.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1694 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hello matey, jsut a quick THANK YOU for the sponsorship, really sound of yo i dont have internet much at the mo, jsut moved jobs and broadband at my Mrs cottage is like 1 meg of lameness and takes 3 weeks to install so srory for not saying thanks earlier. VERY COOL
Didier1695 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
alright fella, yeah it was me who asked which film 'oh what a lovely tea party' was from. thanks for tellin me! Coel is right.. im currently down at said 'hot' girlfriends now, hence its taken a few days to reply. I really cannot wait until where the wild things are comes out. i actually just ordered a t-shirt with it on! such a geek i know but i dont care. the film comes out here on friday.. ill be a the front on the Q on the first showing. I think i always assumed it was written by an englishman but i think coel was right again. (damn you!!!)
Dicer1701 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
what's yellow and smells like banana?...........................Monkey puke!
Coelacanth1701 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh boy... a chance to think up more alternate punch lines!
Coelacanth1701 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll start...A banana daquiri! :)
Coelacanth1701 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The cab ISC and Mantis rode in (I hope) on a banana daquiri 'girls night out' drink-a-thon.
soutie1701 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjXtyCLcuh4
Meunchkkleeerrr III1707 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
get sponsoring ass breath! http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384 - this is big in Oz too right? come on you knows u loves me? Ps any update on the po-lice front? did u get a lawyer sorted?
Coelacanth1716 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...While you're visiting the sixties(man!)...here's a TV drama series I grew up with and loved..."Adventures In Paradise". It seemed way better and more exotic back then to my young, impressionable mind, than it does now. This episode has it all; bad acting, young, bitchy women, macho posturing, jealousy, love triangles(quadrangles?), big storm surf footage, phony studio surfing footage, fear, danger, injury, rescue...and all in B&W! You said you lived on a SP island once as a boy, right. Here's an old TV series you can relate to!
Coelacanth1716 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooops...here it is..."The Big Surf" episode(1960!...man!) from the TV series "Adventures In Paradise"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4K14yf1ldE
Sneakybadger 1721 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Quick before the song gets ruined! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=135271
mantis1719 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice one.
Coelacanth1724 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You may delete that previous comment w/out hurting my feelings, haha. Btw, I was 19...in 1972(not '74)...and was on my first ever 'overseas' surf trip. Spent 2 months(July & August)in Barbados, at Soupbowl, and had waves (mostly trade wind swells) every day! I had my 20th birthday there in late August...and my B-day present was the biggest, cleanest, glassiest, most perfect barrels I've EVER ridden...from a passing tropical storm. A solid ten foot...for hours. I have loved the adrenaline rush of big waves ever since...but usually have to settle for less here at my home break.
mantis1722 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, I salute you sir. and yes I am from the generation and family that taught respect. and if I didnt get it, my dad would pound respect into me. Hey, I'm not to far behind you btw. I stood up on my first surfboard approx 1977. my 2 brothers were on the board at the same time standing LOL. different time, different country, small sea side town on an SP island. and at low tide me and my brothers would collect shell fish for lunch. geez they tasted like grit and shit.
Coelacanth1724 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...Hahaha...I can understand the fear you have based on what remnants of 'talk' about 'the subject' there was when I first got here. Sqirl had just returned from his latest profile 'troubles'. I have since been filled in with some of the details and history leading up to that by a couple of people. One or two more questions/ponders about the ISC 'Theory' and then I'll leave it alone...Or will I?(That wasn't one!) Did you see 'her' go off('She' sounded pissed!) on Sir Muenchklerr...in Gaelic!...when he said something derogatory about 'her'? It involved that Irish surf video "The Powers Of Three" that 'she' was so excited about and was trying to bring to everyone's attention by posting the links on everyone's profile page? Everyone's but mine, that is(sniff)? Does THAT sound like something 'The Master' is capable of? Muenchklerr's retort was also in Gaelic and 'she' laughed at hearing an old saying familiar to BOTH of them...in Gaelic!
mantis1722 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good question. I have google translate on my toolbar and have confersations with women all over the place. easy. but I could be wrong or I may have just been trying to get a reaction from you know who
Sneakybadger 1733 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is this your stuff Mantis? http://www.youtube.com/user/mantisalive
Didier1748 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahh mate, im sat in the office at work, no work to do, watching David Gilmour live at the Royal Albert Hall playing some classic Pink Floyd!! Happy Days!
Didier1750 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
DUUUDE!!! thats mad a fook! I was also bought it by my at the time girl, and have it stored at home along with my rather expensive copy of LOTR. We were in a book shopp once when i saw it and was telling her it was my fav book as a child, and then she bought it for my next bday. Thats freaky as man!!! Im not really a massive Pratchet fan, but I havent really given him that much chance. Love soundgarden. Cornell has one of the best voices in rock. Not a fan of Radiohead like. I can understand why other people like them but theyre not for me. They played the festival I was at earlier this year but i didnt see them. I still cant believe that that is your fav book. Did you know they are making the film!!
Dicer1758 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers Bro, so many up-the-arseholes spewing about something they know nothing about.....IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL =)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1765 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey man no worries, us surfers got to stick up and look for one and all! I will be down your way probly next year and NZ...so make sure you have some coco-pops and milk in! hehe. Seriosuly in the meantime anyting i can do to help lemme know. Chin up son~!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1769 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey bra so give me the lodown on whats going on and what happened (ive read your coment below) and if i can help i will man! :)
mantis1782 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
small delay in trip. suicide is now an option
Didier1782 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Strewth mate... were you drunk when driving into aformentioned tree? no serious injuries i hope?
mantis1781 days ago -16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm ok. Got bashed again by Queensland police after I was released by the hospital. Doctor came out and asked them what they thought they were doing. Apparently they meant to bash someone else. They said there had been a misunderstanding and they had made a mistake. That made my eye feel much better. And I just found out they are going to charge me so I have to go to court Mon 21. Queensland police just make up the rules as they go along. I was never charged at the hospital but knowing Queensland Police, I thought I better check with the courts. And sure enough. You see, bcs there were many witnesses to the bash and hospital surveillance video, what they are trying to do is get me on not turning up to court so they can put out a warrant for arrest and turn it into me being some sort of criminal. And regarding the crash, it was 7 am in the morn and I was just running down to the store and pulling onto my street I swerved to hit a cat dashing across the street and I hit a tree. I hate that cat. Its the cat from pet cemetery.
soutie1781 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i'm no lawyer, but i advise you to say it was a black dog. Right meunshclieuor ?
Didier1780 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah man i hate Pet Cemetry "Fuck Off Fur Ball!" Queensland Police sound like a right pack of c/nts!! glad you aint to bad tho fella, keep us posted on the court case, Baron Von Muenchklerhousen may have some tips!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1791 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hope you have a good time gay bar. remember to NOT go into the club with the big oiled men in the window who say "come into our sausage fest and get anally drilled you lovely litte Rambo!" DO NOT DO IT, ok good. Ps im not like tarzan, and i only swing one way...YOUR WAY! have fun old boy!
Didier1791 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
DUUUUUUUUDE!!! I slept through Faith No More! Totally gutted! I also missed Dave Grohls new band (with Josh Homme and John Paul Jones!!) playing a secret gig! I see Teets gave you a good list of things to see in Barca so i wont bother as his is more extensive and is pretty much the same as what i would have said... Although by the sound of it you will have your hands far to full to do any sightseeing (unless u intend to have sexy time at some tourist attractions!!!) hope ur havin a good trip anyway man!
Mel in Florida1793 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, al merrick :)
the vanity project1797 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice profile shot, is this the before and after photo, next week that back will be shredded by the love scratches of the 10 horny birds you’re sharing a hotel room with. Nice work if you can get it. P.S. Talking Heads…..WISE!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1798 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you dont owe me shit bro - its what online pals are for! :)
mantis1797 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, cheers anyway. some sound advice
Meunchkkleeerrr III1798 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok bro - are you ready for this??? ARE YOU READYYY??????!!!!!! ok...................http://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/barcelona-tourist-attractions.html, if you like your history you will want to get a good book on Goudi (spanish artist) there are LOADS of buildings in Goudi style but the best ones you need to pay to get in. Also i recommend of course the Sagrada Familia (it STILL has fucking cranes on it thoughas they have spent 20 yrs rebuilding its east wing) - i also recommend, for the romantic in you, Parc de Cuitadella...for the ladies of course and if you make your way to the PLACA CATALUNYA (big fuck off roundabout in the centre, with a statue on it) thn you can get to BARCELONETTA (the 'burbs to you and me...and the beach) in about 10 mins on the METRO. METRO TIPS = Keep you stuff out of site, pickpockets are rife so zip everything up (yes that too!) Metro tickets are the best buy - about 5EU will last you a few days ...dont bother with single trips, once you use it you wont stop. OK....onwards!!!....Take a bus tour, they are great, you get to see a lot and its a BIG city, so you will get a good feel for the place - i also recommend THE PORT/CASTLE that overlooks the port - VERY COOL, also got o GRACIA disrict in the North - it has a sangria party (people drink sangria and get stoned in the street and have a big street party) - is awesome. Right now i always stay in the GOTHIC QUARTER - ie Las Ramblas, blah blah blah...(in short lots of tourist wank and mimes/statues of people in weird clothes) the Ramblas is great for hotties, but once its done its done! Whislt you are int he Gothic quarter though there are LOADs of places to eat / drink. There is an excellent supermarket (cheap fruit) in the middle of the ramblas half way up. but for breakfast go to BAR NURIA, right by the big roundabout - it does the NICEST brekkie and good fruit juices (plus it looks good, tastes good and is cheap! - Rambla Canaletas 133 is the address but you will spot it) The further north you go, bigger clubs etc, but you dont want that....you want to start your night off in the PLACA REAL, (GOTHIC QUARTER) good food restauarants, cheap too, then maybe a few drinks at JAMBOREE (in Placa REAL...downstairs below the square, but it doesnt open till 12am)http://www.whatbarcelona.com/barcelona-bar.html. Ok - what else do you like...also head to Parc de Montjuic, its n ice for walks etc and chilling eating lunch. You do not need a baord, or a wettie...no waves in barcelona mate....and it will be HOT HOT HOT - 34C at the momnet so take some sun lotion! tell me where you are staying and i can send you more detial! PHEWF!!!! been here 6 times and keep going back, LOVE IT!!!!
Didier1800 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Can i just say that ill be thinkin bout you on sunday night when im pissed up and watching Faith No More for the second time this year! Thought you might like to know that :D When u goin to barca then? Give them chicks one from all teh MSW boys!
mantis1799 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here Here on the faith. Barac turned out to be sooner than I though. Was going to be late sept, btw , is there surf of that beach? . should I rent a sponge or stick or wrap up but the chick wants me to bring a ss=uit for an occasion and you know how much space they take bcs you must keep them crinckle free. so without going off on a tangent , next week i think wednesday
mantis1799 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sorry, correction. Romania next week then Barac the week after. and when you say this will be the second time you watch Faith, are you talking live in concert? I am so envious. We havent had them down here in a while.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1800 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well well! barcelona is it? very nice boyo...ill send you some links to some good bars....hell ill even put a map together for you of all the best places! I LOVE THAT CITY. Ps you are going with 6 eastern european girls which makes you greedy and a shitbag!!! :) :)
Didier1800 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i love Barca, havent been in years but it was awesome when i went, i love the sagrada familia (no idea if thats spelt right!)
mantis1799 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahahahaaha. crazy shit bag huh? ok
mantis1799 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(actually it is 7 chicks. but whose counting. you know I will look like the gay friend wondering around with 7 chicks)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1806 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude - more wine/bongs/crack/heroine? I know i cant spell but you are seriously up a gum tree!! MAKE MORE SENSE!!! :)
mantis1804 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahhaahahahahahahahaa!!!trying to quit the heroin
Meunchkkleeerrr III1822 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mantis, did you have a bong or two over the weekend....i cant find a single pic without your giggling on it!!?? hahaa
mantis1821 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well, I have to admit I had a few glasses of wine. but you and gobblin were on a roll. some of the funniest I have seen in a while
Meunchkkleeerrr III1826 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Right 1. no i dont have ASS LOVE for you! haha. 2. I was only asking if you are going to China! 3. I'm more concenred about you having hot 'love in your body' haha. 4. i totally lost the plot on the rest - are u bumming a lass from eastern europe or not!? if you are be careful they are dicey and may knock your...BLOC...off in bed...haha. By the way ihave been to Barca 5 times, if u want to know anything about it, give me a shout, im practically a tour guide for spanish filth.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1825 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
done that too brobro, dont get caught in ze rip or its bybye waves and hello harbour master! :)
mantis1826 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
to all those people that have read my comments. love your family, know your friends, take every opportunity in life that comes your way. don't worry about how you can do it. It will work out. do not confine yourself to what people have told you. Experience these things for yourself. Start as soon as you can. And just have love in your body.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1827 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yo fudge packer, when are you gogin to china? im in china (shanghai) in novemebr?!!
mantis1826 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
First of all, if you are looking for ass love, you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the clown. He's french. Been to that forbidden garden a couple of times with ex girls but it didnt do much for me. However thanks for the offer. But there may have been change in plans. A Romanian gal has been asking me to cum and visit her for some time. I am a big Dracula fan and would like to see Valad's castle and Eastern Europe. So I might do that in August. Depending on how we get on will dictact my length of stay. But what do you propose. I am very flxible and as long as you dont try and gay me, I will do Shang in Nov. And not to say the chinese girls are off. I webcam with them every day. But I am only one man and I cant be sharing my love with women all over the world at the same time. but it is possible. Romania in August. China in November.
mantis1826 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and at the risk of rambling(too late Mantis) the Romanian gal was requested to put her signature on a document that was wrong. She did not agree with how a big mining company was disposing of waste. Good for her. She didn't make any allies in the circle however she earn respect from at least me. and I am sure others. Save the whales huh?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1849 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANg7iPu9DAg - if this doesnt cheer you up nowt will baby!
mantis1850 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I havent laughed like this in a while. thanks dudes
mantis1853 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
to all my msw mates that have taken the time to give me a laugh-thanks, I needed it. The missus before the last one took half my house, and I was the one that bought it. she also grabed all the funiture and things we had bought together and cleaned out te joint account. and we were only together for 2 1/2 years. This time I put my house in my parents name. Using the old thinka. This last missus has a masters degree and was going after her PhD wen I meet her. she was unemployed with no money. I gave her free will to do what ever she wanted including getting a job or staying in school which I thought was better idea and putting her name on one of my accounts and a credit card so if she ever needed anything she didnt have to ask me. Needless to say she cleaned that out (lol) so it was a race to the bank to cancel cards and bank accounts. She had all the details. In fact I just got an email from a company telling me I hadnt completed my order bcs my credit card detail weren't complete. I type this while laughing actually. and maybe sadly to say there is some joy in being free again. maybe I just wasnt meant to share my love with just one woman. So thanks again mates sincerely.
the vanity project1852 days ago -24 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
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Didier1851 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sounds like some bad craic that Manteets, thankfully ive never been married and as much as i do want to one day, the whole affair does scare me for reasons like this.. Keep ur chin up tho fella, at least you still have your legs! Money isnt important (still a bastard she took it all like..) you still have a bunch of idiots here you can turn to for a laugh, plus theres always the ocean my friend!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey bro - that super sucks! What you needed was a hotshot dyslexic lawyer (moi) but you know what you are not the only one. I was engaged for 2 years until about 18 months ago; i let her keep the ring (2grand) as i figured it was worth leaving the message that I DID NOT GIVE A FUCK - which she got. To cut a long story short, she was a total cunt. cut up my clothes, super jealous etc so i ditched her and it nigh on broke my heart but: guess what? i met up wiht a girl mate of mine from college days (always had a bit of a thingaling for) and we have been together about 18 months (it was like a month afterwards!!) she surfs, shes GAAAAWWWJUSSS, and im happier than ever. I guess the lesson is; if it was not meant to be then you have to just look on the birght side - someone (probably more that one) is out there jsut waiting for you, dont change a thing about yourself and jsut keep on loving and chasing the next wave mate. Chin up old son! :) (if all that fails jsut bash some boogers on here and ill back yer!)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps - a couple of good song links for when you are feeling at a low ebb mate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLvR5NiCPb0 (imagine that wiht a surf vid!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_jGlyqoYoo (hahah) and for when you are angry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40G-D9w8P9U or anything of QOTSA songs for the deaf album! Hope that all helps! :)
mantis1850 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL!!!!!! I am not to worried abut it all. Que serra serra. Yeah, and whats up with chicks always wanting to take all your good shit in the house when they split? LOLOLOL. I had 2 new phones each worth about 1k and a new Rolex-gone. S.O.B. (son of a bitch)
the vanity project1850 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It all sounds too good to be true Meunchkler, shame your new girlfriend has an adams apple
mantis1849 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh thats below the belt hehe
Meunchkkleeerrr III1849 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
She is the fittest post-up i have seen this side of shanghai, yeah she was born a DERRICK, but now she is sweet angeline, my big handed, three legged dong-stallion of looooowwwwwvveeee!!!! DING DONG!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1849 days ago -17 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i have a *thingaling* for Veeps too jsut so you know...
Didier1849 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oi veeps is mine with his devlishly handsome good looks and eloquent writing style!
the vanity project1849 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Correct Squirl, adams apple is below the chin, its her nipples that are resting below the belt.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1848 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
they are sagging wiht pints and pints of milky love!!!! oohhh mamma...snodge!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1853 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
is that you Miki? are you back! MANTEETS RETURNS!!!
the vanity project1853 days ago -20 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
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Portpipe1932 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i think the same about what one chooses to ride, i dont give a damn. if i had enough money, i'd buy them all, even a goat boat!. but i dont so i'll stick to what i know.
Didier1932 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude im sure ur not narrowminded, most ppl on here know its all banter, would be boring if it wasnt. tis a pity sometimes it goes to far cos someone cant take a joke! but nah mate i love the banter, and its good to know some ppl have good taste in music.
Didier1934 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha dude glad i could be of assistance! yeah Faith no more should be awesome, theyre playing at a festival called Download, dunno if that means anything to you, used to be called Monsters of Rock. the line up on the friday goes... Motley Crue - Limp Bizkit - Korn - FNM. should be an awesome day!
Didier1934 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yeh was listenin to a bit of the pixies yesterday too lol and i hadnt even read those msgs!!! you know what they say about great minds!!!
Didier1935 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah man gotta love soundgarden, actually been listenin to them this morning! got audioslave on now like! i know exactly what you mean, there are very few decent bands around at the moment and even less that can consistantly produce good stuff. i tend to listen to mostly older music anyway, its just better!! you a fan of faith no more? hopefully goin to see them at a festival this year in the uk!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1947 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i hope you almost manage to quit, but then you meet a lovely girl who eats fags for brekkie and it all falls to pieces. :) in the meanitme, every time u want a ciggie, jsut think, if i do this im increasing my chance of missing a great wave and instead ending up all biddly biddly muenchklerr on the inside by at least 0.1113 %. :)
the vanity project1950 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Did you say you used to 'work in a navy hospital' or did you mean to say you used to 'work the navy hospital'???
mantis1950 days ago +65 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
if you're looking for romance v.p., you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the french clown. he's been workin the crowd lately.
the vanity project1950 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Negatory mantis, just checking your story for errors. Besides the vanity project only has eyes for himself, it's one of the benefits of being a narcissist. As for clown-shoes, it's getting painful watching him fumble his way around the forums in search of some extra lovin. Action needs to be taken or he will probably end up scratching his own pole.
soutie1949 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wachoo talkin bout willis, i was not flirting with ISC, i was stalking her (for comic value), there is a difference. besides, i have been spending plenty of time in the pink, i mean green room.
the vanity project1950 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No need to get up early Mantis. You guys are 10 hours ahead of us, so that gives you a head start to do your googling. Whereas, Squirl is 6 hours behind, and is usually playing catch up, but i guess nothings gonna change that!!
Didier1952 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Were you having trouble posting comments as well? I tried to post about 3 earlier and they just werent showing up! sick of MSW these days, since they changed the layout its just gone haywire!
mantis1968 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
regarding the queensland police, it all depends on how you look at it. some would say they are very helpful. they helped me out through the front window. they were able to assist me here bcs I had filed a complaint against one of their colegues which was substanciated. (a drunk police officer using profanity at a family cricket match with children present) you know, protecting and serving is their moto. sadly to say, their service however dosnt come with a smile.
soutie1968 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cop must have been raging on PCP to chuck a 240 pound manteet through a window.
mantis1968 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol, it was 2 cops and dam it when did I get to 240? in fact I'll check my weight right now, one moment pls...ok, just returned from the bathroom scale and it says 219. I had salad for dinner all last week.
soutie1849 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i saw a bathroom scale advertised with a remote display you can fix at eye level. is said "and now, no need to look down...". i ask you, could it be for such fat fuckers, that the mud gut protudes so far as to conceal the read out on the scale, or could it be for such lazy fuckers that they couldnt find the energy to bend thier necks?
mantis1840 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you have raised a very good point clown