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just a total stud. hobbies include surfing huge waves and wrestling crocs, getting my money from my bitches, scratchin my monkey balls, getting my back blistered in the tropical sun and getting stung by jellyfish and killing monkey bcs monkey took my bag of peanuts. you know who you are monkey. I dont forget a face monkey. What the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing thats theres too little of
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i have an idea, My cocknballs hurt. what do you think about nut sacks and the big shark over on south strad is.?
No, not yet. I will now though. Good point and thanks. I should.
NJ? wow. good on ya NJ. get yo surf on
THAT is what i am taling about. cocknballs. did niggas pull this?
that is a COCKNBALLS shot. england? really? wow!
lol. you idiot kiwi. chuckle chuckle
and a tip of my hat to you too doll. bless your heart also. xxxx
an aussie and a kiwi are cruising down the road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. naturally the kiwi leaps out and starts fucking the hell outa the poor sheep. aussie says "oi, mate, sheep are for shearing!". kiwi replies "GET YOUR OWN!"
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Irish Surf Chick2 days ago Reply
I’m nearly afraid to ask but what’s the first greatest bar joke of all time!?
Soutie2 days ago Reply
a sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a whisky. barman says "sorry mate, we dont serve food"
sqirl3 days ago Reply
you been hittin' the sauce an commenting again ol' boy? Stay away from cars and trees if so!!!!!.....and jail bait of the sunshine state variety!!!..........and cross gendered Thai hotties!!!!.......and conspiracy blogs!!!!! What a world what a world
sqirl3 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebJ-4hjNZRM.....kicks in at about the 1:00 min mark!
Irish Surf Chick3 days ago Reply
OFFICIAL SURVEY; Is Mel the nicest person on this site? Please respond by posting either YES or No on Mel’s page.
Irish Surf Chick3 days ago Reply
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week." PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!" Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad... Brutain?..." PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!" Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?" PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck." Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!" Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need. Three days later a plane arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one......... MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
mantis3 days ago Reply
you !!! 1234
mantis3 days ago Reply
You got me
mantis3 days ago Reply
not bad. beest part wuz the ecent. nailed it
Coelocanth5 days ago Reply
Hey Mantis...While you're visiting the sixties(man!)...here's a TV drama series I grew up with and loved..."Adventures In Paradise". It seemed way better and more exotic back then to my young, impressionable mind, than it does now. This episode has it all; bad acting, young, bitchy women, macho posturing, jealousy, love triangles(quadrangles?), big storm surf footage, phony studio surfing footage, fear, danger, injury, rescue...and all in B&W! You said you lived on a SP island once as a boy, right. Here's an old TV series you can relate to!
Coelocanth5 days ago Reply
Oooops...here it is..."The Big Surf" episode(1960!...man!) from the TV series "Adventures In Paradise"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4K14yf1ldE
Sneakybadger11 days ago Reply
Quick before the song gets ruined! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=135271
mantis8 days ago Reply
nice one.
sqirl13 days ago Reply
need a good excuse to miss work....what you got?!
mantis12 days ago Reply
test result came through positive bro. doc wants me to return for more blood tests. boss says tests for what. you say "I would rather not say" implying HIV, STD, etc. You just hint you had an affair or something happened in Vegas. Nobody has the nuts to pry into your private life when it comes to STDs. Done deal. remember, I used to work in the lab in the hospital. Its the best bcs no one asks questions. Futhermore, the boss cant ask hospital if you were there on the down low (confidentiality clause) and he would have to be an incredible ahole to ask you for a doc's note considering you have just contracted an STD and now have to explain to your wife and save your marriage
Coelocanth12 days ago Reply
That's very good...and well thought out...but still a little risky, from my limited perspective. Not trying to be a contrarian, Mantis. I saw for real what happened in my work environment in the early '80s when the AIDS epidemic began. People were really scared then. Our secretary went ballistic over having shared the coffee machine with one of our co-workers who, as it turned out, was gay and had contracted AIDS/HIV. She ignored the convincing evidence available even back then that it was NOT spread by casual contact like colds or flu...prefering to hit the panic button instead. It created a weird social atmosphere for awhile. They barely understood how to treat AIDS patients back then...That co-worker's death a short time later was a very sad event.
sqirl12 days ago Reply
ahHA...to late to use that one now....but defo keeping it in mind for the next time!.....I really like clamideeya...has such a nice ring to it......everyone....a round of applause for Mantis please "the get out of work excuse winner"......CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP! ; )
mantis12 days ago Reply
yes, had the clap one time. tmi? (nothing a good dose of antibiotics cant take care of). no one wants to know about the discharge. though celo has raised a good moral point about using the std excuse. there of course is one of my personal favorites you have to take grandpa to the airport. this excuse is good for 2 days bcs you can ask for the following day of bcs grandpa has alzheimers and got the travel date wrong. furthermore you have to sit with grandpa until and actually wait to see him get onto the plane before you can leave the airport bcs of the Alzheimer's. done this one before but only good once a year. holiday time of year (thanksgiving, christmas, etc) is always good time for this one.
mantis12 days ago Reply
correction, I think it was gonno. 20 years ago when I was superman and was f#cking anything in a skirt. oh the good ol days of STDs and no mortgages and no real bills and no real taxes. pot and 3 surf seasons a day and hacky sack in the parking lot between seasons and nachos from mexi joint for lunch (bcs it cheap). walking the dog on the beach at sunset with a cold beer. now that I think about, I was a bum
Sneakybadger11 days ago Reply
Don't talk to me about STD's!
Didier8 days ago Reply
Sounds like you've got a story to tell there SB! Come on spill the beans.. ur among friends.
Coelocanth13 days ago Reply
You may delete that previous comment w/out hurting my feelings, haha. Btw, I was 19...in 1972(not '74)...and was on my first ever 'overseas' surf trip. Spent 2 months(July & August)in Barbados, at Soupbowl, and had waves (mostly trade wind swells) every day! I had my 20th birthday there in late August...and my B-day present was the biggest, cleanest, glassiest, most perfect barrels I've EVER ridden...from a passing tropical storm. A solid ten foot...for hours. I have loved the adrenaline rush of big waves ever since...but usually have to settle for less here at my home break.
mantis11 days ago Reply
well, I salute you sir. and yes I am from the generation and family that taught respect. and if I didnt get it, my dad would pound respect into me. Hey, I'm not to far behind you btw. I stood up on my first surfboard approx 1977. my 2 brothers were on the board at the same time standing LOL. different time, different country, small sea side town on an SP island. and at low tide me and my brothers would collect shell fish for lunch. geez they tasted like grit and shit.
Coelocanth13 days ago Reply
Hey Mantis...Hahaha...I can understand the fear you have based on what remnants of 'talk' about 'the subject' there was when I first got here. Sqirl had just returned from his latest profile 'troubles'. I have since been filled in with some of the details and history leading up to that by a couple of people. One or two more questions/ponders about the ISC 'Theory' and then I'll leave it alone...Or will I?(That wasn't one!) Did you see 'her' go off('She' sounded pissed!) on Sir Muenchklerr...in Gaelic!...when he said something derogatory about 'her'? It involved that Irish surf video "The Powers Of Three" that 'she' was so excited about and was trying to bring to everyone's attention by posting the links on everyone's profile page? Everyone's but mine, that is(sniff)? Does THAT sound like something 'The Master' is capable of? Muenchklerr's retort was also in Gaelic and 'she' laughed at hearing an old saying familiar to BOTH of them...in Gaelic!
mantis11 days ago Reply
good question. I have google translate on my toolbar and have confersations with women all over the place. easy. but I could be wrong or I may have just been trying to get a reaction from you know who
sqirl14 days ago Reply
the pics an original! Traced it myself.
Sneakybadger22 days ago Reply
Is this your stuff Mantis? http://www.youtube.com/user/mantisalive
sqirl25 days ago Reply
what hapened to your foot? How long has that profile pic been up? How long has it been since I hit the refresh button???
Coelocanth23 days ago Reply
It wasn't a box jellyfish sting was it? Holy crap! I just found some stuff about them on YouTube and they are scary as hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzW14ZD5QkY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31QXDAOYDAQ&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK_Cl_54Qh8&feature=related
Didier37 days ago Reply
Ahh mate, im sat in the office at work, no work to do, watching David Gilmour live at the Royal Albert Hall playing some classic Pink Floyd!! Happy Days!
Didier39 days ago Reply
DUUUDE!!! thats mad a fook! I was also bought it by my at the time girl, and have it stored at home along with my rather expensive copy of LOTR. We were in a book shopp once when i saw it and was telling her it was my fav book as a child, and then she bought it for my next bday. Thats freaky as man!!! Im not really a massive Pratchet fan, but I havent really given him that much chance. Love soundgarden. Cornell has one of the best voices in rock. Not a fan of Radiohead like. I can understand why other people like them but theyre not for me. They played the festival I was at earlier this year but i didnt see them. I still cant believe that that is your fav book. Did you know they are making the film!!
Dicer47 days ago Reply
cheers Bro, so many up-the-arseholes spewing about something they know nothing about.....IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL =)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III54 days ago Reply
hey man no worries, us surfers got to stick up and look for one and all! I will be down your way probly next year and NZ...so make sure you have some coco-pops and milk in! hehe. Seriosuly in the meantime anyting i can do to help lemme know. Chin up son~!
sqirl58 days ago Reply
Holy Shit! You are a police brutality magnet! Idea!!!: If you cant beat 'em join 'em.....off to Queensland Police Academy with you.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1-y6SA4t8......MAHONEY!!!!
mantis57 days ago Reply
hahahaha MAHONEY!. and actually I am thinking about doing some law at uni and going to police academy and going after inspector position
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III58 days ago Reply
hey bra so give me the lodown on whats going on and what happened (ive read your coment below) and if i can help i will man! :)
Irish Surf Chick69 days ago Reply
Be carful what you say; it can all be used against you in a court of law! I reckon the police will contact animal welfare and they’ll try getting you on attempted murder because you’ve now admitted there was intent “....I swerved to hit a cat dashing across the street and I hit a tree. I hate that cat....” and the tree huggers may start a hate campaign against you also since you’ve shown no remorse regards your tree bashing. It’s not looking good!
mantis65 days ago Reply
hahaha. pretty funny Irish. I will keep your advice in mind
mantis72 days ago Delete Reply
small delay in trip. suicide is now an option
Didier71 days ago Delete Reply
Strewth mate... were you drunk when driving into aformentioned tree? no serious injuries i hope?
mantis71 days ago Delete Reply
I'm ok. Got bashed again by Queensland police after I was released by the hospital. Doctor came out and asked them what they thought they were doing. Apparently they meant to bash someone else. They said there had been a misunderstanding and they had made a mistake. That made my eye feel much better. And I just found out they are going to charge me so I have to go to court Mon 21. Queensland police just make up the rules as they go along. I was never charged at the hospital but knowing Queensland Police, I thought I better check with the courts. And sure enough. You see, bcs there were many witnesses to the bash and hospital surveillance video, what they are trying to do is get me on not turning up to court so they can put out a warrant for arrest and turn it into me being some sort of criminal. And regarding the crash, it was 7 am in the morn and I was just running down to the store and pulling onto my street I swerved to hit a cat dashing across the street and I hit a tree. I hate that cat. Its the cat from pet cemetery.
Soutie70 days ago Delete Reply
i'm no lawyer, but i advise you to say it was a black dog. Right meunshclieuor ?
Joggly 70 days ago Delete Reply
Did someone say Black Dog ! Yep soutie spot on (again). Been known to be abit Led footed myself with this one cranked ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9i2fqxSjTI . Ps Hang in there Mantis , Hope no injuries that will keep you out of the water. East coast firing up tomorrow check charts. Run to the Sea !
Didier70 days ago Delete Reply
Ah man i hate Pet Cemetry "Fuck Off Fur Ball!" Queensland Police sound like a right pack of c/nts!! glad you aint to bad tho fella, keep us posted on the court case, Baron Von Muenchklerhousen may have some tips!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III80 days ago Reply
hope you have a good time gay bar. remember to NOT go into the club with the big oiled men in the window who say "come into our sausage fest and get anally drilled you lovely litte Rambo!" DO NOT DO IT, ok good. Ps im not like tarzan, and i only swing one way...YOUR WAY! have fun old boy!
Didier80 days ago Reply
DUUUUUUUUDE!!! I slept through Faith No More! Totally gutted! I also missed Dave Grohls new band (with Josh Homme and John Paul Jones!!) playing a secret gig! I see Teets gave you a good list of things to see in Barca so i wont bother as his is more extensive and is pretty much the same as what i would have said... Although by the sound of it you will have your hands far to full to do any sightseeing (unless u intend to have sexy time at some tourist attractions!!!) hope ur havin a good trip anyway man!
Mel in Florida83 days ago Reply
yes, al merrick :)
the vanity project86 days ago Reply
Nice profile shot, is this the before and after photo, next week that back will be shredded by the love scratches of the 10 horny birds you’re sharing a hotel room with. Nice work if you can get it. P.S. Talking Heads…..WISE!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III87 days ago Reply
you dont owe me shit bro - its what online pals are for! :)
mantis87 days ago Reply
well, cheers anyway. some sound advice
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III87 days ago Reply
ok bro - are you ready for this??? ARE YOU READYYY??????!!!!!! ok...................http://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/barcelona-tourist-attractions.html, if you like your history you will want to get a good book on Goudi (spanish artist) there are LOADS of buildings in Goudi style but the best ones you need to pay to get in. Also i recommend of course the Sagrada Familia (it STILL has fucking cranes on it thoughas they have spent 20 yrs rebuilding its east wing) - i also recommend, for the romantic in you, Parc de Cuitadella...for the ladies of course and if you make your way to the PLACA CATALUNYA (big fuck off roundabout in the centre, with a statue on it) thn you can get to BARCELONETTA (the 'burbs to you and me...and the beach) in about 10 mins on the METRO. METRO TIPS = Keep you stuff out of site, pickpockets are rife so zip everything up (yes that too!) Metro tickets are the best buy - about 5EU will last you a few days ...dont bother with single trips, once you use it you wont stop. OK....onwards!!!....Take a bus tour, they are great, you get to see a lot and its a BIG city, so you will get a good feel for the place - i also recommend THE PORT/CASTLE that overlooks the port - VERY COOL, also got o GRACIA disrict in the North - it has a sangria party (people drink sangria and get stoned in the street and have a big street party) - is awesome. Right now i always stay in the GOTHIC QUARTER - ie Las Ramblas, blah blah blah...(in short lots of tourist wank and mimes/statues of people in weird clothes) the Ramblas is great for hotties, but once its done its done! Whislt you are int he Gothic quarter though there are LOADs of places to eat / drink. There is an excellent supermarket (cheap fruit) in the middle of the ramblas half way up. but for breakfast go to BAR NURIA, right by the big roundabout - it does the NICEST brekkie and good fruit juices (plus it looks good, tastes good and is cheap! - Rambla Canaletas 133 is the address but you will spot it) The further north you go, bigger clubs etc, but you dont want that....you want to start your night off in the PLACA REAL, (GOTHIC QUARTER) good food restauarants, cheap too, then maybe a few drinks at JAMBOREE (in Placa REAL...downstairs below the square, but it doesnt open till 12am)http://www.whatbarcelona.com/barcelona-bar.html. Ok - what else do you like...also head to Parc de Montjuic, its n ice for walks etc and chilling eating lunch. You do not need a baord, or a wettie...no waves in barcelona mate....and it will be HOT HOT HOT - 34C at the momnet so take some sun lotion! tell me where you are staying and i can send you more detial! PHEWF!!!! been here 6 times and keep going back, LOVE IT!!!!
Didier89 days ago Reply
Can i just say that ill be thinkin bout you on sunday night when im pissed up and watching Faith No More for the second time this year! Thought you might like to know that :D When u goin to barca then? Give them chicks one from all teh MSW boys!
mantis88 days ago Reply
Here Here on the faith. Barac turned out to be sooner than I though. Was going to be late sept, btw , is there surf of that beach? . should I rent a sponge or stick or wrap up but the chick wants me to bring a ss=uit for an occasion and you know how much space they take bcs you must keep them crinckle free. so without going off on a tangent , next week i think wednesday
mantis88 days ago Reply
sorry, correction. Romania next week then Barac the week after. and when you say this will be the second time you watch Faith, are you talking live in concert? I am so envious. We havent had them down here in a while.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III89 days ago Reply
well well! barcelona is it? very nice boyo...ill send you some links to some good bars....hell ill even put a map together for you of all the best places! I LOVE THAT CITY. Ps you are going with 6 eastern european girls which makes you greedy and a shitbag!!! :) :)
Didier89 days ago Reply
i love Barca, havent been in years but it was awesome when i went, i love the sagrada familia (no idea if thats spelt right!)
mantis89 days ago Reply
hahahahahaaha. crazy shit bag huh? ok
mantis88 days ago Reply
(actually it is 7 chicks. but whose counting. you know I will look like the gay friend wondering around with 7 chicks)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III95 days ago Reply
dude - more wine/bongs/crack/heroine? I know i cant spell but you are seriously up a gum tree!! MAKE MORE SENSE!!! :)
mantis93 days ago Reply
hahahhaahahahahahahahaa!!!trying to quit the heroin
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III111 days ago Reply
mantis, did you have a bong or two over the weekend....i cant find a single pic without your giggling on it!!?? hahaa
mantis111 days ago Reply
well, I have to admit I had a few glasses of wine. but you and gobblin were on a roll. some of the funniest I have seen in a while
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III115 days ago Reply
Right 1. no i dont have ASS LOVE for you! haha. 2. I was only asking if you are going to China! 3. I'm more concenred about you having hot 'love in your body' haha. 4. i totally lost the plot on the rest - are u bumming a lass from eastern europe or not!? if you are be careful they are dicey and may knock your...BLOC...off in bed...haha. By the way ihave been to Barca 5 times, if u want to know anything about it, give me a shout, im practically a tour guide for spanish filth.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III114 days ago Reply
done that too brobro, dont get caught in ze rip or its bybye waves and hello harbour master! :)
mantis115 days ago Delete Reply
to all those people that have read my comments. love your family, know your friends, take every opportunity in life that comes your way. don't worry about how you can do it. It will work out. do not confine yourself to what people have told you. Experience these things for yourself. Start as soon as you can. And just have love in your body.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III116 days ago Reply
yo fudge packer, when are you gogin to china? im in china (shanghai) in novemebr?!!
mantis116 days ago Reply
First of all, if you are looking for ass love, you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the clown. He's french. Been to that forbidden garden a couple of times with ex girls but it didnt do much for me. However thanks for the offer. But there may have been change in plans. A Romanian gal has been asking me to cum and visit her for some time. I am a big Dracula fan and would like to see Valad's castle and Eastern Europe. So I might do that in August. Depending on how we get on will dictact my length of stay. But what do you propose. I am very flxible and as long as you dont try and gay me, I will do Shang in Nov. And not to say the chinese girls are off. I webcam with them every day. But I am only one man and I cant be sharing my love with women all over the world at the same time. but it is possible. Romania in August. China in November.
mantis116 days ago Reply
and at the risk of rambling(too late Mantis) the Romanian gal was requested to put her signature on a document that was wrong. She did not agree with how a big mining company was disposing of waste. Good for her. She didn't make any allies in the circle however she earn respect from at least me. and I am sure others. Save the whales huh?
Irish Surf Chick136 days ago Reply
Well she sounds like a right feck’n bitch – I’ll bitch slap her for you if you want – check out my guns, I could so take her for you! Girls like that give us lovely ladies a bad name but you have to admit you need to put your hands up and admit you had part to play in your downfall! You should never let anyone have that kind of financial hold over you – there are ways to protect yourself (black scorpion in your wallet for example). See me; I’m making great money but I won’t pay anyone else’s way and I sure a hell would never let anyone pay my way! I’m Miss Independent, you need to become Mr Independent! Let’s declare the 9th of July Mr Independents Day! For all the poor suckers who were ditched and robbed by their BITCHES! So go find yourself a nice independent lassie who you can share your time with and not your take home pay.
mantis132 days ago Reply
you have raised some very good points Irish surf chick. I cant argue with them.
the vanity project130 days ago Reply
To be fair Mantis your demise was on the cards the moment you chose your profile name. This cruel mistress of the animal kingdom conveniently serves as a fitting metaphor in respect to what your ex has done to you: The female praying mantis usually bites the head off the male during procreative congress (read: sexytime) apparently this is because even if he is decapitated the nervous system still dishes out what the female requires once they are at it hammer and tongs. If I may paraphrase Robocop to illustrate the point…“dead or alive, you’re coming in me!” So in layman’s terms, as she is draining your balls bone dry she will happily think of inventive ways to screw you over. Bearing in mind this is all takes place before you have the chance to fall asleep on top of her…or finish early…or called out her sisters name during. What a bitch eh?! Should have chosen Silverback as your profile name.
mantis130 days ago Reply
LOL!!!!! freakin classic VP
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANg7iPu9DAg - if this doesnt cheer you up nowt will baby!
mantis139 days ago Delete Reply
I havent laughed like this in a while. thanks dudes
mantis142 days ago Delete Reply
to all my msw mates that have taken the time to give me a laugh-thanks, I needed it. The missus before the last one took half my house, and I was the one that bought it. she also grabed all the funiture and things we had bought together and cleaned out te joint account. and we were only together for 2 1/2 years. This time I put my house in my parents name. Using the old thinka. This last missus has a masters degree and was going after her PhD wen I meet her. she was unemployed with no money. I gave her free will to do what ever she wanted including getting a job or staying in school which I thought was better idea and putting her name on one of my accounts and a credit card so if she ever needed anything she didnt have to ask me. Needless to say she cleaned that out (lol) so it was a race to the bank to cancel cards and bank accounts. She had all the details. In fact I just got an email from a company telling me I hadnt completed my order bcs my credit card detail weren't complete. I type this while laughing actually. and maybe sadly to say there is some joy in being free again. maybe I just wasnt meant to share my love with just one woman. So thanks again mates sincerely.
the vanity project141 days ago Delete Reply
She sounds like a right piece of work, she got a sister? I have a habit of falling for girls that are no good for me……I am actually nursing a semi while reading your story….;-)…get out there and tap some lash matey boy…those monkey balls aint gonna scratch themselves….ahhh your profile pic tells me otherwise!
sqirl141 days ago Delete Reply
rally up the boys!.........we should all possie up and march right over to her house....err I mantis's house.......and then we should break all her shit.....errrr I mantis's shit!!....That will teach her a thing or two.
sqirl141 days ago Delete Reply
.......see if you can find where the "mean" belongs in that previous comment.
Didier140 days ago Delete Reply
Sounds like some bad craic that Manteets, thankfully ive never been married and as much as i do want to one day, the whole affair does scare me for reasons like this.. Keep ur chin up tho fella, at least you still have your legs! Money isnt important (still a bastard she took it all like..) you still have a bunch of idiots here you can turn to for a laugh, plus theres always the ocean my friend!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III140 days ago Delete Reply
Hey bro - that super sucks! What you needed was a hotshot dyslexic lawyer (moi) but you know what you are not the only one. I was engaged for 2 years until about 18 months ago; i let her keep the ring (2grand) as i figured it was worth leaving the message that I DID NOT GIVE A FUCK - which she got. To cut a long story short, she was a total cunt. cut up my clothes, super jealous etc so i ditched her and it nigh on broke my heart but: guess what? i met up wiht a girl mate of mine from college days (always had a bit of a thingaling for) and we have been together about 18 months (it was like a month afterwards!!) she surfs, shes GAAAAWWWJUSSS, and im happier than ever. I guess the lesson is; if it was not meant to be then you have to just look on the birght side - someone (probably more that one) is out there jsut waiting for you, dont change a thing about yourself and jsut keep on loving and chasing the next wave mate. Chin up old son! :) (if all that fails jsut bash some boogers on here and ill back yer!)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III140 days ago Delete Reply
ps - a couple of good song links for when you are feeling at a low ebb mate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLvR5NiCPb0 (imagine that wiht a surf vid!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_jGlyqoYoo (hahah) and for when you are angry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40G-D9w8P9U or anything of QOTSA songs for the deaf album! Hope that all helps! :)
mantis139 days ago Delete Reply
LOL!!!!!! I am not to worried abut it all. Que serra serra. Yeah, and whats up with chicks always wanting to take all your good shit in the house when they split? LOLOLOL. I had 2 new phones each worth about 1k and a new Rolex-gone. S.O.B. (son of a bitch)
the vanity project139 days ago Delete Reply
It all sounds too good to be true Meunchkler, shame your new girlfriend has an adams apple
mantis139 days ago Delete Reply
oh thats below the belt hehe
Joggly 139 days ago Delete Reply
Shame she surfs , no escape !
sqirl138 days ago Delete Reply
no the adams apple is below the chin...not the belt
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Delete Reply
She is the fittest post-up i have seen this side of shanghai, yeah she was born a DERRICK, but now she is sweet angeline, my big handed, three legged dong-stallion of looooowwwwwvveeee!!!! DING DONG!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Delete Reply
i have a *thingaling* for Veeps too jsut so you know...
Didier138 days ago Delete Reply
Oi veeps is mine with his devlishly handsome good looks and eloquent writing style!
the vanity project138 days ago Delete Reply
Correct Squirl, adams apple is below the chin, its her nipples that are resting below the belt.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III137 days ago Delete Reply
they are sagging wiht pints and pints of milky love!!!! oohhh mamma...snodge!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III142 days ago Reply
is that you Miki? are you back! MANTEETS RETURNS!!!
sqirl142 days ago Reply
have you gone out and done the rebound yet?......i suggest a fat girl to start with......their easy and surprisingly limber..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cena3zkwg70....hehehehe.....and they have fun spots that skinny chicks dont.
burner139 days ago Reply
And they suck it like it's the last chance they will ever get, good call sqirl, good call, mantis go down your local and chop up the first fattie that looks at you sideways....... just don't tell your mates
mantis139 days ago Reply
LOL!!! oh sh*t. My dad even says the same. he's 74 or something
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
Sorry to hear about the break up fella, they clear you out good and proper them women don’t they? Still at least she has taken those Phil Collins albums you were too scared to exchange down the second hand cd shop. RESULT!!!
sqirl143 days ago Reply
welcome back mantis!
portpipe221 days ago Reply
i think the same about what one chooses to ride, i dont give a damn. if i had enough money, i'd buy them all, even a goat boat!. but i dont so i'll stick to what i know.
Didier221 days ago Reply
dude im sure ur not narrowminded, most ppl on here know its all banter, would be boring if it wasnt. tis a pity sometimes it goes to far cos someone cant take a joke! but nah mate i love the banter, and its good to know some ppl have good taste in music.
Didier223 days ago Reply
haha dude glad i could be of assistance! yeah Faith no more should be awesome, theyre playing at a festival called Download, dunno if that means anything to you, used to be called Monsters of Rock. the line up on the friday goes... Motley Crue - Limp Bizkit - Korn - FNM. should be an awesome day!
Didier224 days ago Reply
oh yeh was listenin to a bit of the pixies yesterday too lol and i hadnt even read those msgs!!! you know what they say about great minds!!!
Didier224 days ago Reply
yeah man gotta love soundgarden, actually been listenin to them this morning! got audioslave on now like! i know exactly what you mean, there are very few decent bands around at the moment and even less that can consistantly produce good stuff. i tend to listen to mostly older music anyway, its just better!! you a fan of faith no more? hopefully goin to see them at a festival this year in the uk!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III236 days ago Reply
i hope you almost manage to quit, but then you meet a lovely girl who eats fags for brekkie and it all falls to pieces. :) in the meanitme, every time u want a ciggie, jsut think, if i do this im increasing my chance of missing a great wave and instead ending up all biddly biddly muenchklerr on the inside by at least 0.1113 %. :)
the vanity project239 days ago Reply
Did you say you used to 'work in a navy hospital' or did you mean to say you used to 'work the navy hospital'???
Soutie238 days ago Reply
wachoo talkin bout willis, i was not flirting with ISC, i was stalking her (for comic value), there is a difference. besides, i have been spending plenty of time in the pink, i mean green room.
mantis239 days ago Reply
if you're looking for romance v.p., you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the french clown. he's been workin the crowd lately.
the vanity project239 days ago Reply
Negatory mantis, just checking your story for errors. Besides the vanity project only has eyes for himself, it's one of the benefits of being a narcissist. As for clown-shoes, it's getting painful watching him fumble his way around the forums in search of some extra lovin. Action needs to be taken or he will probably end up scratching his own pole.
the vanity project239 days ago Reply
No need to get up early Mantis. You guys are 10 hours ahead of us, so that gives you a head start to do your googling. Whereas, Squirl is 6 hours behind, and is usually playing catch up, but i guess nothings gonna change that!!
Didier241 days ago Reply
Were you having trouble posting comments as well? I tried to post about 3 earlier and they just werent showing up! sick of MSW these days, since they changed the layout its just gone haywire!
mantis258 days ago Delete Reply
regarding the queensland police, it all depends on how you look at it. some would say they are very helpful. they helped me out through the front window. they were able to assist me here bcs I had filed a complaint against one of their colegues which was substanciated. (a drunk police officer using profanity at a family cricket match with children present) you know, protecting and serving is their moto. sadly to say, their service however dosnt come with a smile.
Soutie257 days ago Delete Reply
cop must have been raging on PCP to chuck a 240 pound manteet through a window.
mantis257 days ago Delete Reply
lol, it was 2 cops and dam it when did I get to 240? in fact I'll check my weight right now, one moment pls...ok, just returned from the bathroom scale and it says 219. I had salad for dinner all last week.
Soutie138 days ago Delete Reply
i saw a bathroom scale advertised with a remote display you can fix at eye level. is said "and now, no need to look down...". i ask you, could it be for such fat fuckers, that the mud gut protudes so far as to conceal the read out on the scale, or could it be for such lazy fuckers that they couldnt find the energy to bend thier necks?
mantis129 days ago Delete Reply
you have raised a very good point clown
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