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The Vanity Project only surfs when its glassy so that he might catch a glimpse of himself in the waters reflection. He doesnt have the balls to take on waves bigger than 4ft and even remains cautious of 3ft MONSTERS. When too scared to get in with his board he will try to snap some reasonable wave porn and send it your way. He is a Pisces and likes chunky jumpers and windy walks and is saving up his money for when he is firmly in the grip of a mid life crisis so he can buy a day glo orange short board and bright green wetsuit to take on those 3ft MONSTERS. Shut up, you werent there, it was huge.
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Haha Souts, she is 30 not 60. no wonderbra will save those puppys
Go nude, Mel in the cell
Revenge is a ddrrdish best served cold (now we are even for the Police Academy debacle)
I actually made the original comment but deleted it as it wasn’t up to my usually high standards, Clown Shoes must have picked it up and ran with it??? I’ve got to throw the plebeians some scraps from time to time.
Wait until gravity catches up with you and they go from O O to 0 0 and then we’ll see if you think time improves em. Still, at least they ain’t o o or worse still . .
OK lets bring you up to speed shall we? First off, the Krusty-gate scandal, Soutie spent the last fortnight crying all over any thread he could find cos The Man deleted his rather funny clown/custard pie throwing surfer. Mantis has turned into a woman (not sure if this is to confuse the Feds). Mel has been voted nicest person ever (Mother Teresa is said to be “F@*KING LIVID”). I just passed my 1000th comment and had a couple of cheeky Munklertini’s to celebrate. Dids, I think is now on benefits and surfing more and is radioactive free. Jogster is high as a kite as usual and still probably surfing more than any of us (W@nker) . KoolKieth is turning into a virtual comment reference service with his extraordinary msw memory skills. I.S.C. went awol for a while but has obviously been busy researching jokes for a new stand up tour. Sqizal has lost his regular profile photo to a young Cornish stalker who traded up from following Beaky Snadger around (who himself has gone all corporate and soul-less with his prints on demand mission). I am a bit worried about Spongerdudette as she has only said “gurt lush” once this month. Dicer has gone the way of the Hoff and did a bit of a BayWatch rescue on some poor booger (he neglected to tell us that it was his fault for dropping in and causing the problem in the first place). Harv has got the Judges wig back on (and like any good judge is probably wearing stockings under his robe as well). Kilgore must be polishing his chopper ready for a dawn assault as he is laying low and I ain’t heard much from Multiple Wang Disorder either. Porty seems quiet too so must be getting wet a lot as they been getting some nice shots coming through recently over his way. KiwiJohn is playing lots of Call of Duty 2 Modern Warfare, so feel free to frag his ass online with your new PS3. And Shorey is well, …busting balls as usual. Surfs been a pile of poo as well, howling winds all month.
It was the front cover on Wavelength issue 178 last November. Page 98 is always worth a look every now and again to remind you what a proper wipeout is all about. Worth keeping by loo when you are bunged up. Works a treat.
Another one slipped through the MSW moderation net. Standards are slipping.
You should buy frozen, they last longer. Hookers from the chiller aisle are only good for a week at best when shrink wrapped. If you must buy fresh, get them from the butcher’s counter, but don’t ask him to bone them as that kind of defeats the point.
He would be in good company. If I jumped off a cliff there would be a mass suicide. i'm such a cult!! (typo?)
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Return of Muecnhklerrrr III2 days ago Reply
Munchklinton update:.... Menchklerr back from China....Muenchklerr did not surf in china could not get to hanoi and got stuck on train for 2 days. but did snowboard (and has brusies for proof)munechklerr has new job in exeter. ..Muenchklerr moving to Devon/Kernow border on 1st December. ..Muenchklerr living with the Mrs and spending lots of penniths travelling to Kernow (hehe) Muenchklerr boght himself a new Ps3...muenchklerr needs new devon/kernow mates....Ps - Muenchklerr doing Movember again this year http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384 - please sponsor/vote if possible! ....overandout.
the vanity project2 days ago Reply
OK lets bring you up to speed shall we? First off, the Krusty-gate scandal, Soutie spent the last fortnight crying all over any thread he could find cos The Man deleted his rather funny clown/custard pie throwing surfer. Mantis has turned into a woman (not sure if this is to confuse the Feds). Mel has been voted nicest person ever (Mother Teresa is said to be “F@*KING LIVID”). I just passed my 1000th comment and had a couple of cheeky Munklertini’s to celebrate. Dids, I think is now on benefits and surfing more and is radioactive free. Jogster is high as a kite as usual and still probably surfing more than any of us (W@nker) . KoolKieth is turning into a virtual comment reference service with his extraordinary msw memory skills. I.S.C. went awol for a while but has obviously been busy researching jokes for a new stand up tour. Sqizal has lost his regular profile photo to a young Cornish stalker who traded up from following Beaky Snadger around (who himself has gone all corporate and soul-less with his prints on demand mission). I am a bit worried about Spongerdudette as she has only said “gurt lush” once this month. Dicer has gone the way of the Hoff and did a bit of a BayWatch rescue on some poor booger (he neglected to tell us that it was his fault for dropping in and causing the problem in the first place). Harv has got the Judges wig back on (and like any good judge is probably wearing stockings under his robe as well). Kilgore must be polishing his chopper ready for a dawn assault as he is laying low and I ain’t heard much from Multiple Wang Disorder either. Porty seems quiet too so must be getting wet a lot as they been getting some nice shots coming through recently over his way. KiwiJohn is playing lots of Call of Duty 2 Modern Warfare, so feel free to frag his ass online with your new PS3. And Shorey is well, …busting balls as usual. Surfs been a pile of poo as well, howling winds all month.
Sneakybadger2 days ago Reply
Add to cART!
Mel in Florida3 days ago Reply
I'm honored that your 1000th comment was on my page! hahahaha
Coelocanth3 days ago Reply
Only 1000?...Seems like more than that!
the vanity project2 days ago Reply
No 1004: to date 37,850 words in 1004 comments (give or take)
Irish Surf Chick3 days ago Reply
OFFICIAL SURVEY; Is Mel the nicest person on this site? Please respond by posting either YES or No on Mel’s page.
Dicer6 days ago Reply
Yo Veeeeeeps! The photos are from my local (Pentewan shhhhhh)and it wasn't particularly friendly when I went in. I managed to get three waves in the space of an hour and a half, the paddle out was intense! We even had the coastguard out as three guys tried to get out on little beach (bad rip) by the river and fucked it up. I managed to get one of the guys back in with me but we had to get the coastgaurd for the others. Unbelievable! Never seen Pentewan so big in the morning, I shouldn't have gone out really but Pentewan is so fickle, I've had similar days when I've waited for the wind to drop a bit and so's the swell but not Saturday. But the afternoon mellowed out and was a lovely 4-ft clean. What about you mate?
Coelocanth4 days ago Reply
It's like a British version of "Baywatch".
the vanity project5 days ago Reply
YEEWWW!! That was me!!!! Thanks for the rescue, the kiss of life was a bit over the top though…tongues and everything..I wasn’t even drowning…..and cupping my balls...was that a prostate check? I must say your rescue procedure was very thorough...you’re just a wrong un innit?
Dicer4 days ago Reply
well I never!! I thought you had bigger balls than that....and don't eat so much spinach!
the vanity project4 days ago Reply
Hey, it was cold! And remember I have 3 so if you average the size out between them all everything is in proportion. No defence against the spinach accusation though, that’s just bad hygiene on my part, and I haven’t eaten that for weeks as well. You must have had quite a moment you had with me to dislodge that puppy, I’m glad I was unconscious……or was I?…..call me! xxxxxxx
Coelocanth4 days ago Reply
Trying to come up with a theme song right now! Mantis...any ideas?
Dicer4 days ago Reply
to be honest that's the ONLY reason I bothered to help, trouble was there wasn't any bouncing Bristols to slow-mo run up and down the beach with =( and just a few OAP's looking concerned......but as far as the theme goes check this out.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGMvsHfsLGk&feature=related
Sneakybadger4 days ago Reply
It's like Magnolia all over again, where are the frogs?
Coelocanth3 days ago Reply
Dicer...that was a funny, real Baywatch theme song intro to a great DK surf video clip...Thanks! SB...Never saw "Magnolia" but it looks like my kind of movie...all contingent, bizarre events, misunderstandings, alienation, absurdity and existential stuff. I will have to check it out! The Aimee Mann theme song "Save Me" was haunting! But too slow for a British "Baywatch" theme song. Now Queen's song..."Save Me"...That has potential...so to speak!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8cYDnthloI
Dicer3 days ago Reply
ha ha fantastico!!!
Sneakybadger2 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLYG2oiAU_4&feature=related
HeavyBallHanger 18 days ago Reply
B1g narly whale rave, Thought you were just BLUBBERING on about something to do with the whale thread. Then outa the BLUE I realised it was a KILLER anagram. Nice..
Coelocanth7 days ago Reply
Hey PODner...Are you trying to get a pun-down started on Veep's profile page? It can't be a FLUKE that you tried here. It's the RIGHT place for one. I'm sure there'll be a GEYSER of participation.
the vanity project7 days ago Reply
NAR
Ben@MSW8 days ago Reply
becAUSE I am a gay homo......hit the REFRESH button fancy lad! which ironically is the word a framer once told me never to ever use on a framing job!
sqirl11 days ago Reply
Hey!! I will have you know, I dont flip burgers!!...thats beneath me!!... I run the fry station!!....DING...Order Up!
Mel in Florida14 days ago Reply
lol changed it back...
mantis16 days ago Reply
well vanity, help me out here.
the vanity project16 days ago Reply
The best advice I can give you is not to wear open toed sandals for a while if you want to get laid any time soon. In fact regardless of injury, that’s not a good look any way.
Irish Surf Chick20 days ago Reply
Do you think surfers should stop spitting in the water to help prevent the spread of swine flu?
the vanity project16 days ago Reply
You are statistically more likely to get barrelled at Fistral with no one else in the water in the middle of the holiday season than catch swine flu.
Coelocanth4 days ago Reply
It finally sunk in after reading this strange question many times and wondering...wtf?...She's calling surfers pigs(well, the one's who spit in the water anyway)...isn't she?
Sneakybadger25 days ago Reply
Hello mate, this was my old boogie company .... http://www.youtube.com/user/mainlyboogie#p/u,
the vanity project25 days ago Reply
Haha I now also hate Maya! Had a quick shufty at your ‘sweet dreams’ vid, I was at the harbour wall yesterday and it was quite meaty, only down the road from me, nice spot on its day.
Sneakybadger25 days ago Reply
Haha, i seem to have posted this link everywhere. Ah gotta love drunken commenting!!? Yeah harbour wall is pretty sweet on it's day! Where else do you surf? ever head up to connies (general) area reefs and wedges?
Sneakybadger26 days ago Reply
Some more anagrams, Sneakybadger = "Geeky Sandbar", Coelocanth = "Teach Colon", the vanity project = "Pathetic Nervy Jot", Dicer = "Rec Id" or "Cried", Shorey = "Horsey", spongerdudette = "Untested Groped" , Return of Muecnhklerrrr III ="Cheerier Infirm Knurl Or Rut", Irish Surf Chick = "Fucks Rich Irish"...........Any more?
sqirl26 days ago Reply
Yeah what you got for me there einstein.......thats right my super power is being UNANGRAMABLE!!!!
Sneakybadger26 days ago Reply
Yes you and juggs proved quite troublesome! Trust you to be the awkward one! :)
Coelocanth25 days ago Reply
I would prefer OCEAN CLOTH to anything with colon in it(it only encourages 'you know who')...and it creates a kind of word picture of the usual smooth, flat condition at my local beach. It's kinda wrinkly today.
HeavyBallHanger 129 days ago Reply
Riddle me this: which avatar on MSW is an anagram of a certain alchoholic beverage?
the vanity project28 days ago Reply
Dicer = cider, haha never go for the obvious harvs
HeavyBallHanger 128 days ago Reply
Correctomundo Compadre' of course the most obvious would have been "1 Harveywallbanger". But I'd be lying if cider wasn't what I was shooting for.//
the vanity project28 days ago Reply
HaHaHa, I thought I was being clever saying Dicer, I thought your profile WAS the obvious answer.
Dicer31 days ago Reply
VPs hmmmmmmmm are you with ISC RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE AREN'T YOU, LIAR, LIAR.....sorry I've got to control myself, it's all this swell we're having I'm not used to it =) fluid on the brain.....
the vanity project30 days ago Reply
I was just clarifying a few technical issues with ISC’s ‘pencil test’, had to make sure the results were not fumbled, I insisted we do over 100 separate tests just to be sure and I personally placed the pencil to ensure impartiality, its all for the good of science. (I’m still trying to scrub the blue paint out from under my fingernails)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III37 days ago Reply
Veeps...jsut a word of warning, if you are around lushy, or Pt, or gwitthies and hear aussies, brummies, or the noise of KAKAWEEEEEEEEEE (you know, french nuts) then id look the other way as if there is a beard, there will be me. Either that or come over and have a beer! Saturday night in St Ives if you have literally nothing better to do :)
the vanity project36 days ago Reply
Only have enough wax for my board, can’t spare any for your windscreen as well. Probably gonna do Gwithies, maybe further down the bay to escape the crowds.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III34 days ago Reply
haha nice work. I had a crack at Sennen on saturday got to about 2 ft max but was fun...was at godrevy yesterday...man it was firing had some crackers and some full on enemas too...did you get out?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III34 days ago Reply
oh man we were sooo close! haha, well i plodded down to the middle /rocks bit and had a bash at a nice little right but it was so rippy and lame and a struggle to paddle, so eventally gave in and got stuck into the crowd fest on the right...same thing..muenchkledd a few, some anal probing, must have had about a zillion lefty closeouts but made the shoulder on a few...almost nailed a lad wiht my fins who had jst been dunked by the set wave before...was hectic! bright blue s-core, green oneill wettie and big beard....perhaps you jsut avoided me...hehe.
Sneakybadger38 days ago Reply
Haha, nice chasing Amy metaphor, shame he deleted it all.
the vanity project37 days ago Reply
Yup, I think El Sharpo has had a “black rage!” moment of his own!
Irish Surf Chick43 days ago Reply
Just about pass the pencil test – haha!
the vanity project43 days ago Reply
Me too! How about rolling pins?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III44 days ago Reply
hey fudgemonkey guess what? the Munechklerr might be coming to a beach nearer you soon, some job interviews lined up and a nice area in the mrs hosue for the drum kit already scoped out (dont worry we already had the fight about that one!) The deal is i bring my wetties boards and kit, she gets a chocolate labrador (this si win win as i secretly wanted one too wahahahha) - so New Year shall see munechklingtrons down in winter surf times in South Devon/cornwall...isnt that exciting!?!?!!!! Also you might like this (or you might not) but woudl be a good surf theme i think. http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?as_sitesearch=youtube.com&hl=en&q=mumford+and+sons+winter+wind+site:youtube.com&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=3vfOSve6AcT64Abn0KSFAw&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBQQqwQwAA#
Coelocanth40 days ago Reply
I feel like I'm a winner too!...Your ability to draw Labradors should improve greatly! hahaha ;)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III40 days ago Reply
You shit yo didnt even rply. WELL FINE harrumph./
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III38 days ago Reply
haha could not get much worse right? still a sore point for me Czekanski!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III46 days ago Reply
hey hey i have thought of a new game...GUESS THE AGE!!! ok so i wondered ow old people were on here and thoguth id have a bash at guessing...(based upon interent connection /usaage x lameness x silliness =???) SQIRL - 38 Veepster - 31 Diddles - 24 Mel in Hell - 18 ISC - 23 Soutsudio - 29 Czekanski - 45 Teets - ???? Mantreets - 33 Kiwi - 41 SneakyBadger - 22 MPD - 27 poopipe - 24 spongerdudette - 29 shorey - 412 jogglingtons - 35 kilgore - 40 OK SO WHAT DO YUO RECKONS???? woo what fun!!! :)
sqirl36 days ago Reply
independance babies are US babies born on the centenial or bicentenial of the signing of the declaration of independance. 1783 is the wrong year sneaky...thats when the ass kicking stopped...the US recognizes the day when it began.
spongerdudette45 days ago Reply
Well you've wrong on my age I'm not 29, and don't go putting it upwards either, go down by a couple of years.
Sneakybadger45 days ago Reply
Haha, I'm youngest bar mel? does that make me the second lamest and silliest, sounds about right, although sqirl must be in the running for that award lol! :) Usage is probably down to the fact that i'm a web monkey so any old excuse to stop coding for 5 mins....... not too far off though, 26 and already having a mid life crisis! ....you forgot Coelocanth - 33, dicer - 25 and of course WU - 7.............
Sneakybadger45 days ago Reply
you - 28??
the vanity project45 days ago Reply
Close enough on my age Teets, but my profile picture isn’t very flattering and adds a couple of years. As for yourself, you spell like a 6 year old, but I think you are more than likely twice this age. Spongerdudette 29? Surely not, look at those young supple thighs! 29 in Dog years maybe? (does that make me sound like I just called you a dog? no offence petal xxx)….as for Coelocanth he is from the Cretaceous period so that’s at least 65 million years age difference, so IrishSurfchick if you are not officially weirded out by his advances then now is maybe a good time to start. Speaking of ISC, I reckon those puppies would just about pass the ‘pencil test’ so she is still defo early twenties.
Coelocanth45 days ago Reply
This is a game I can only lose...and it's too depressing for me to participate. Veeps has cruelly but also humorously pointed out yawning differences in the depths of the sedimentary layers. It is easy to calculate my age from recent comments of mine elsewhere on MSW...but that's all I'm sayin'. Except to ask...Is it so hard to believe that a young, funny, nubile, athletic, intelligent, provocative and attractive woman might be interested in an old guy with no money?
Coelocanth45 days ago Reply
Sneakybadger...Sir Muenchklerr, for some strange reason, refers to me as Czekanski...a character from "Red Dwarf". Spongerdudette...Veeps guessed you were 27 "in dog years"...which figures out to be (multiply by 7) 189 in human years. And you know he never makes mistakes so for some reason he's just trying to hurt your feelings (He's like that, Just ask Sqirl's wife!)...no matter what else he might say (like "petal"). Just remember that, hehehe.
Coelocanth45 days ago Reply
Dammit...my bad Spongerdudette...(I DO make mistakes!)...29 dog years!!! (times 7 =) 203 human years!!!
spongerdudette45 days ago Reply
I AM NOT 29 I'M 27.....feel better now. VP you're very hateful just because I let your WI secret out and calling me petal sooo won't work. But Coelocanth the way I feel today 189 or 203 years is about right. But that doesn't worry me as VP is still way older then me.......from the stone age aren't you VP ha.
Coelocanth45 days ago Reply
Mmuwahahahahaha!
Sneakybadger44 days ago Reply
Oh i see, wasn't Czekanski listers hot love interest??.....interestign comparison, maybe it's a fetish thing..
Sneakybadger44 days ago Reply
*interesting even.....
the vanity project44 days ago Reply
Er hello people, are we revealing I.Q. levels or guessing age? 29 in dog years means DIVIDING by 7 NOT multiplying, so in fact I was implying you were younger not older!!!!!!!! (no need to reply, apology accepted) As Coelocanth rightly mentions from time to time: I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III44 days ago Reply
MAN im so stoked by this thread! Pencil tests, Red Dwarf (again, yes sneakster you are right Czekanski was the hot love interest...ahh irony and yes im 28) Veepstain is 33 then right? and poor Sponger adding 2 years. Although i do think 29 / 7 = 4!?!?!?! which i know makes her in Veepsters ball park but probably a bit too old still.....heheheh. Do you work in Plymouth? :S
the vanity project44 days ago Reply
As I said, I don’t do mistakes……… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSCcBVSz5AU
Sneakybadger44 days ago Reply
Muenchklerr: Yes!!! do i win a prize? Veeps: That bloke is awesome, way to live your life like a pro, i struggle to get through a single day without breaking/losing/forgetting something important....
Didier44 days ago Reply
Very close Muenchklertron.. i am 25. Coelocanth: mid to late 40's? Would you even tell us if we guessed it right? Has ISC divulged yet? I would gues 23.
Sneakybadger44 days ago Reply
From recent activity i calculate that Coelocanth = 56? forgive me if i'm wrong, my maths isnt at it's best!
spongerdudette44 days ago Reply
Defo 27 and not 41 like someone said. Ooooh VP don't take things so literally. When I first read your comment I thought cheeky so and so, but then reread it and saw the funny side. Had I been in anyway offended I would of put back far worst then I did, so I had to play the game the little game...didn't I and pretend to be upset. But whatever still defo 27.
Coelocanth44 days ago Reply
If Veeps hadn't used the term 'dog years'...when he was actually trying to be very complimentary to you Spongerdudette...I wouldn't have seized the opportunity to sow confusion and cause whatever trouble I could at his expense, haha. I knew you'd both get some amusement out of it...maybe others, too!;)...Thanks for being the good sports you both are.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III43 days ago Reply
i think we should give ourtselves a round of applause for a good thread! GOOD THREAD PEOPLE (GTP!) :D
Sneakybadger43 days ago Reply
*punches chest*...*wipes tear*
Irish Surf Chick43 days ago Reply
23 – thank you darling! I’m actually 29. So what’s new? I’ve been away topping up my tan and getting a little autumn sun surfing in the Canaries. So what have I missed besides this thread?
Sneakybadger43 days ago Reply
randomly...photoId=666....why doesn't the location of this id surprise me :)
sqirl36 days ago Reply
damn!! seven days late on the gayest game ever!....and to think I been practicing my prancing so as to fit in on such threads better. Oh well...fyi in yankee doodle dandy years I am "indepenadance baby" years old....In Kung Fu years I am a dragon...Haaaa SOoooo!!
Sneakybadger36 days ago Reply
1783 or 4 years old? either way i'm impressed you can type!
Sneakybadger36 days ago Reply
or if you go the year of the dragon route it could be any of these 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000...Well then, i want answers young (maybe old) man! ....and yes i am very bored!
Sneakybadger36 days ago Reply
Ah sqirl, thanks for the heads up, shows my ignorance to US history, So that would make you 32 or 33 dependent on month!? Or does that mean you where born on the 4th of july?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III46 days ago Reply
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=127787 is that your mom?
the vanity project46 days ago Reply
Mum jokes huh? Real classy Teets. That’s a new low even for you. (ok fine, if we are uploading shots of each others mums I have a few of your mum that definitely won’t get passed MSW admin!)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III46 days ago Reply
atually you know im kind of disappointed in myself aswell..its been a long hard day (already at half one!) and i jsut wanted some attention. I also spelt it MOM which makes me want to spit. In all, i apologise, it must be your dad. :D snak snak. Ps my MUM is a classy bird thankee sir and im sure if yo do have pictures of her she will ahve charged you a pretty penny for the *privilege*
Coelocanth47 days ago Reply
Do you remember Christine "Laura Croft" Benedetto and her nice bum from at least 6 months ago? Mantis thought you were admiring HIS bum, somehow? Now do you remember? All you 'usual suspects' had at least one comment. Well...there's another pic of her on my profile page and it is a great action shot that deserves to be front-pagified, in my humble opinion. She's a good surfer and a nice person and the pic is too good to ignore. I know the photographer, too. Check it out if you get a chance. Btw...I have some actual surf pics of my own 'in the pipeline'. No, not of ME at Pipe!...pics that are awaiting approval by the MSW commissars!...Ten sequential pics of my buddy Mikey that are still captures from video I shot 3 years ago of big swells at Stuart Beach. The photo quality of the pics isn't great because they ARE from video.
Coelocanth51 days ago Reply
I'm not one to complain...as you know...but haven't you kept us twisting in the wind a bit too long regarding the self-inflicted body piercing thing? The tattoo guessing game was fun...even if there weren't enough participants. But then we only had to endure a short virtual drum roll and we got your magnificent 'Tattoo Confessional'(Part One of an 'alleged' trilogy)! Is this going to be some mind-blowing opus? Shouldn't you spare SOME thunder for Part Three? You can't rest forever on your laurels from Part One, you know! "What have you done for me(us), lately?" (besides the recent excellent B/W pic submittals...front page even!) Not complain'...just askin'! hahaha :)
the vanity project47 days ago Reply
All good things to those who wait
Soutie52 days ago Reply
early rap? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NRriHlLUk
the vanity project52 days ago Reply
Give “peace-out” a chance?
Coelocanth52 days ago Reply
"Wanna hear me scream out in pain?"......Play some Yoko Ono backup vocals!!! AAAAAEEEEEEEAAAAAA(ad infinitum)...Christ Almighty!!!She KILLED the Beatles! Peace On Her!
Soutie51 days ago Reply
wot ? the beatles self destructed.
Coelocanth51 days ago Reply
Yeah...but this time with Aliens!...Where are they when you're looking for them?
Coelocanth51 days ago Reply
Anyone remember the Sci Fi movie where a surprisingly united futuristic Earth is attacked by 'alien beetles'? Name the film and the 'bug planet' that we Earthlings successfully counterattack! And name the ex-wife of Charley Sheen who was in the film when she was young and hot! Astrophysicists need not participate...given certain time-space constraints on plausibility.
Coelocanth50 days ago Reply
Actually it was more like flaming projectile vomit from giant alien beetles that rained down on Earth...causing massive destruction.
Coelocanth50 days ago Reply
I was wrong about the giant beetles' flaming projectile vomit raining down on Earth (The beetle vomit was their defense against our attacking spacecraft!) That's just not believable anyway, hehe. Instead, they somehow directed asteroids from their galaxy to ours...specifically targeting Earth. Yeah...that's more believable! I may have to read the book. I had no idea Heinlein's book and ideas were so influential until I googled this!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III54 days ago Reply
ive uploaded some truly epic photos of hotties in portugal...and where are they?? NOWHERE!!!!!! NOWHWEREEEE!!!!!!!!! i think MSW is growing tired of me and my jubilant barely-masked hatred of conformist genres! ho humph. even the vids of the skimmers didint get a look in!
Joggly 53 days ago Reply
Side BOOB maybe but never blatant BOOB !
the vanity project54 days ago Reply
try the profile pic loophole again
Didier54 days ago Reply
Ah man i was just about to come over ur profile and give you some shit for not having post any yet! (im back on days and back in kent and feeling a bit cranky!) Damn MSW dont they know we need this!
Joggly 54 days ago Reply
Having upload issues myself , wave only policy in full force ?
Didier53 days ago Reply
Dunno Joggly, what bout the blatant boob shot?
Joggly 53 days ago Reply
Damn missed ... again !
sqirl53 days ago Reply
having upload issues.....try new and improved VIAGRA.....guaranteed to give you a positive post!
Didier53 days ago Reply
"You like that side boob? And this side boob? What about that side boob? Well you shouldn't! Thats MY side boob!"
Joggly 53 days ago Reply
POST... hahaha , wood you believe it took me a while to get it and it wasn't even a hard one !
Soutie53 days ago Reply
whacoo takin bout, side show boob
Didier52 days ago Reply
"JOGGLY POST... hahaha , WOOD you believe it took me a while to get it and it wasn't even a HARD ONe !" Is this turning into another pun off? Think you boys could RISE to the occasion?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III51 days ago Reply
i'm HARDly going to get drawn into some LONG pun-off related to a dudes TWANGER http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1atuz_rainbow-twangers-episode_fun. I dont want to FUDGE my way through when maybe i will simply ERECT a sign saying ding DONG the witch's dead, which old witch...the wicked witch!!!
sqirl58 days ago Reply
Are you stalking me star wars boy??......cause I will queque up the creepy banjo music right now!....seriously you shouldnt be afraid to come visit the lowcountry its a smorgasboard of beautiful tidal rivers full of scenic vistas wild life and a cornucopia of historical landmarks....at least thats what the brochure says.....just dont bring your surfboard.
sqirl58 days ago Reply
http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=50202....its on Vernal Parabolic!
Coelocanth58 days ago Reply
What? No bubble ring blowing humpback whales?...Forget it!
sqirl53 days ago Reply
btw......vernal is a clue
the vanity project52 days ago Reply
Just not a very good one. Still got nothing.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III60 days ago Reply
http://quiksilverlive.com/profrance09/live.en.html - + its lookign 2-3 feet and clean this eve.... = a good day!!!
the vanity project60 days ago Reply
Haha in your face snadgler! http://magicseaweed.com/spot-forecast-detail.php?spotId=3×tamp=1253707200 WOOOOOOOO!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III60 days ago Reply
oh you FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( hehe, ok but 8 feet, hmmm maybe gonna be some broken boards (yes even at gwith ive seen it!) make sure u take some snaps. I shall shortly be uploading my 'HOT PORTUGUESE GILR ON THE BEACH' pics for your delectation shortly....i was thinking of you guys!!
Didier60 days ago Reply
You're a good man!! Was the missus there with you or did you get to snap away without having to do it on the sly?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III59 days ago Reply
haha - she was working, so i was free to snap away!! :)
Soutie62 days ago Reply
big thanks dude, its come full circle, the pasty thing. whipped up some home made pasties (pastys ?) with some french ready made pastry. scrumptious but came out dry. any recomendations for the gravy? the russian miget soup starter was up there with the aha astronomy thesis, pure class. where is that buried btw. usually dont say this but in this case its true... OMG so lol
the vanity project62 days ago Reply
Found the little blighter…. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III62 days ago Reply
SNACKAWEEE!!!!
Coelocanth62 days ago Reply
Man...this cross-cultural awareness thing is SUCH a bother! I had to Google ASBO and then click on related links to chavs, ned, burberry, etc. to get some idea of the current 'cultural/social' climate over there. Sounds like plenty of job security for lawyers and jailers(do the English still insist in using the old word gaol for jail?)! Or just class(in every sense) warfare continued. Wish we could do something about droopy drawers over here! My guy Obama is trying to get everyone to be more civil from his bully pulpit. Stranger things have happened! Speaking of strange things...when can we expect to read 'Body Art, Part Deau'? :)
Coelocanth62 days ago Reply
Dammit...I mean '...Part Deux'? I guess we Americans can start calling 'Freedom Fries' french fries again...seeing as how we have a new President and we don't hate the French so much anymore.
Chavlad65 days ago Reply
Is you me Dad?
the vanity project65 days ago Reply
Its unlikely, I don’t remember doing it on Burberry patterned bed sheets (or Burberry car seat covers for that matter). Ask your mum’s brother instead….. when he makes parole.
Chavlad61 days ago Reply
ma`e dont knock it till ya try it innit. Burberry is the shi` mate. I is been having kids on burberry sheets since me twelfth burffday innit.
the vanity project61 days ago Reply
“Having kids on Burberry sheets” is that street urchin speak for splashing your repugnant little seedlings onto the duvet after a hand shandy?
Didier61 days ago Reply
Vanity you truely are a master wordsmith!
Didier72 days ago Reply
Good Evening Veeps, the Nuclear Power Industry is as riveting as ever! I am once again back on Nightshift which means less people lookin over my shoulder and more chance to skive on MSW!!! Huzzah for the inn keeper! Grog and Wenches all round! As for your postulation regard the spiderman type experiment, as a representative of the nuclear power industry i must stress that all nuclear waste is contained and disposed off in the safest manner with no detrimental effects to the surrounding environment. However, hypothetically speaking, if were to be biten by a form of pond life i think it would go very much the spiderman way, giving you superhuman swimming abilities, perhaps almost a christ like ablity to simply walk out to your desired wave and then just jump aboard! You just have to take into account the possibility that you may also grow extra legs and become like said pond skater!
Coelocanth71 days ago Reply
Oh great! Veeps already thinks he's God's gift to women...what with all those waiting lines. If he starts walking on water we'll have ANOTHER religion to deal with! Feeding the multitudes with only one of his pasties!...On second thought...I don't see him sharing any pasties with anyone...let alone multitudes. Btw Veeps...SUTURE?...Really...tut tut tut! Higgins would not approve!
the vanity project71 days ago Reply
Never considered the Jesus angle, I reckon the walking out on water is the way to go, only chumps paddle out. So with the possibility of developing extra legs how many pairs of sandals should I purchase?
Didier71 days ago Reply
Well pond skaters come under the insect category so ur lookin at 6 legs i believe, so i would suggest 3 pairs (maybe an extra pair just in case?) Also go with the reef fanning flipflops... best 30 quid i ever spent!
Coelocanth75 days ago Reply
Submitted for your perusal(I doubt if even Rod Serling would approve of this 'Twilight Zone' weirdness!)...at the risk of furthering anti-American cultural stereotypes. Find the People of Walmart link within this background story...if you dare. http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1919401,00.html
Soutie79 days ago Reply
did you shee the beasht ?
Coelocanth79 days ago Reply
Any "Little Britain" fans out there? There's a "Robocop" connection, as well as a personal one, in my (hopefully short :)) story...if anyone is interested in reading about it...and watching a 'certain' "Little Britain" YouTube clip.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III80 days ago Reply
God then Rolf, then me is it boyo? Ill take that thenk'ee very much kind sir. (or int he words of Robocop, I'd buy that for a dollar) seriosuly though i think rolf and God have a 'connection' and i dont jsut mean doodling...if you get my drift. Actually i used to love drifter bars, they are still around, not as prevalent as perhaps they used to be but the Wispa has made a ding dong of a comeback, let start a new thread on favourite surf related confectionary!? ...ready...go!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III80 days ago Reply
did you use the word nomenclature? hahahaahahaaha you ponce!!! :)
the vanity project80 days ago Reply
It was a subtle Big Lebowski qoute/reference: “Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.” Ahhh forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III80 days ago Reply
yayaaya, you dont have to educate me on the coen Brothers buttplug! "What the fuck is this?!?! (holds up bowling ball) " ...."Obviosuly you are not a golfer!" hehe. That film never fails. Walter is the living shiznit!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III80 days ago Reply
anyway back on topic.....WAGON WHEELS!!!! super surf snack!
Coelocanth79 days ago Reply
I think this thread is struggling. I had to google the terms 'drifter bar' and 'ding dong' to make sure I wasn't stepping into some gay minefield of euphemisms. Then I remembered Veep's mention a while back of Wispas as a source of paddling energy...and realized I didn't have to break codes or do background research to figure out what the hell you were talking about...again!!! hahaha. Here're my picks: Snickers bars; Hershey's Symphony(w. toffee & nuts) bars; Baby Ruth's (I don't eat the B.R.s...they float and can be used to clear out a crowded lineup ala "Caddyshack" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3A9rLoz_0o&feature=related
Coelocanth79 days ago Reply
Sorry...wrong "Caddyshack" YouTube clip. Here's the 'Jaw's' clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M&feature=related
Mel in Florida82 days ago Reply
haha thank you :P
Coelocanth83 days ago Reply
I seem to recall some suspicion directed at you Veeps...following the disappearance of Sharpy and your coincident (sudden) rise to prominence on the surf photography scene. Well...correct me if I am wrong...but doesn't the feature on the MSW home page called "Mentawai Diaries: 21 Days Later" include the announcement...'photos by Sharpy'? The pictures are excellent btw! Scotland Yard...you can relax...for now.
the vanity project82 days ago Reply
Don’t think I’m in his league but cheers for straightening out the filth…sorry ‘police’
Soutie83 days ago Reply
what an amazing coincidence. look out for the pasty in this video. you may only check it on your fifth or sixth attempt but it will blow you away. freaky, this is right up there with the girl who went to hollywood to star in the pictures, only to face rejection after rejection. She then hung herself from the hollywood sign leaving a note expaining that it was for a lack of job offers, only to recieve (posthumously) a letter the VERY NEXT DAY, offering her a part in a film..... as a suicidal actress. freaky but true. the pasty is mindblowing though, considering recent posts. it is hard to spot though.
Soutie82 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1-y6SA4t8
Dicer83 days ago Reply
VP, so what if I play with Bills tail, huh, huh, what's wrong with that, huh, it's not THAT gay, is it?! Couldn't actually believe that we got effected by it at all really, after driving around Iveys,Connies and Trevone it all looked cack. When I eventually got home to Pentewan I noticed swell coming in and decided to check out Dodman side. Solid swell 4ft plus! Just me and a stand-up sharing waves to ourselves (actually that does sound preeeeeeetty) so did you manage to catch it? Swell looks a bit more promising this week!
Soutie84 days ago Reply
thanks a lot sadist. let me explain. went out yesterday and it was barreling savage closeouts backline. managed a hairy right but was pinned down on the sandbar and spent half an hour( read 15 min) trying to get back out, being pounded time and again. when i finally made it i had been washed about a click down the beach. found some cool waves until starvation forced me to pack it up. I took a look at the waves from the beach, trying to judge the size when the thought of pasties entered my noggin. it took another half hr walk back up the beach and i was obsessed, dreaming, halucinating and drooling for a pasty. a saffa cornish pasty. oooh the light fluffy golden pastry. oooh the almost crunch as you bite it. ooh the meat and taties. all the way home. your fault. durban is cool for the post surf munchies. any number of take aways close to the beach. russians, bunnies, cornishes, ......
Soutie84 days ago Reply
by the way, what we call a cornish, you probably just call a pasty. what we call a russian, you would just call the worlds greasiest sausage, go for the footlong russian.
the vanity project83 days ago Reply
You gotta love those sessions where you just paddle for hours and get nowhere, think of the workout you are giving the guns. Tip for the day: No Cornish surfer worth his salt goes into the water without a bumbag (U.S. - fanny pack?) stuffed chock full of pastys to munch on out back. Also, true Cornish folk have an extra finger on each hand due to excessive in-breeding, this extra surface area helps greatly with paddling out. (I’m thinking of Dragon’s Den-ing a 6 fingered neoprene glove this winter if you have cash to invest) P.S. I was once sent an unsolicited email offering me the chance to have a date with a “foot long Russian”. I ‘accidentally’ clicked on several links to get me to his homepage and it turned out the foot long claim was a reference to his dwarfism rather than a boastful appendage brag. Cheap dinner date though, the little fella was full after his soup starter!
Coelocanth83 days ago Reply
Veeps...you just reminded me of a little 'experiment' I tried about 5 years ago with a molded plastic circular floating cooler. We had a small (knee-thigh high) swell on a hot mid-summer day and I deployed my 'rig'...complete with tiny fold-up anchor, tow line, drinking cups, banana/pineapple/rum concoction-in-thermos (on ice in floating cooler)...to be set in position outside the break. The warm water and hot sun can really get to you here! Things were going 'swimmingly', as you Brits say, until I noticed a distinct list in my 'floating' cooler. It was then that I discovered why it was on the clearance shelf and so 'inexpensive'...at Walmart. It might have been OK in a swimming pool, but the stress of towing it out against the whitewater apparently caused the midseam at the waterline to open up. The cooler christened 'The Titanic' was goin' down. It's still sitting in the corner of my 'rec room' with miscellaneous other outdoor stuff awaiting repair.
the vanity project82 days ago Reply
Haha nice floating bar experiment, reckon there is some mileage in that idea. FYI, I’m partial to a mojito myself if you’re taking orders, failing that a nice cup of tea!
Coelocanth85 days ago Reply
If the time lines were somehow reversed...I'd swear you were the inspiration for Kubrick's film "A Clockwork Orange"!!! Thank God tea turned you around!!!
the vanity project85 days ago Reply
I’m probably closer to the guy in The Shining
Coelocanth85 days ago Reply
I can't picture you with a terminal case of writer's block. Well,,,OK...except for the time you were going on (and on) with "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". That was a little disturbing. But that was just a schtick...right? Veeps...after the tattoo confessional...you can do no wrong! I'll testify to your sterling character in court...no matter what dastardly deed(s) you (allegedly) do. It'll only cost you a regular sized snicker's bar per 300 words. But...as you know...I'm a little wordy!
Coelocanth82 days ago Reply
This guy reminds me a little of the guy in "The Shining". Or the Quickdraw McGraw alter-ego cartoon figure "El Kabong". http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/aug/31/police-stuart-man-attacked-roommate-with-guitar/?feedback=1#comments
Coelocanth86 days ago Reply
One more thing about your story. Real life experiences told in the superbly humorous way you did are way better than the fictional humor in a novel...no matter how good...in my opinion!
Coelocanth86 days ago Reply
Thank you Veeps, for the tattoo confessional. That was pure entertainment. I will print that out before it disappears eventually off the MSW page. I've never printed or saved anything else off MSW (except YouTube links) before. Your writing style reminds me a little of John Kennedy Toole in "A Confederacy Of Dunces", which was a Pulitzer Prize winning novel a while back...and funny as hell!!! I wish the guessing game had gone further than it did, though. I still want to know about W.I. and the Battenburg connection.
the vanity project85 days ago Reply
We have spongerdudette to blame for that I’m afraid. I happened to have mentioned having a nice cup of tea in some comment threads and she picked up on the W.I. theme I think?? The Women’s Institute is a weekly get together for old biddies to talk about matters of local interest, swap jam recipes and do some knitting while slagging off their husbands etc. This clandestine organisation is on a par with the S.A.S. for secrecy and males are not allowed into their inner sanctum but as a nipper I was dragged along to some of their jumble sales. It was actually at one of their charity coffee mornings that I was first introduced to the humble doily where it’s ostentatious charms were being put to use as an opulent centre piece for the majestic Battenburg cake/Fondant Fancy display. Check out www.mrkipling.co.uk for more resplendent delicacies.
Coelocanth85 days ago Reply
Is W. I. the source of inspiration for so many Monty Python skits with the 'actors' in drag portraying old biddies? Or did they just enjoy dressing in drag and use those skits as an excuse? The British (and their sense of humor) are so hard to understand sometimes.:[ But I'm trying! :) Thanks for the info on W. I., doilies, cakes, etc.
spongerdudette71 days ago Reply
Blame the dudette....no no no VP, I'm actually going to take some credit for your little story there.
mantis86 days ago Reply
nothing matters any more after that story. we cant compete with that. are you getting my profile picture of my back afer doing a trip to Gili Islands of Indo? 4 hours in a boat one way. Swell was big and you know Indo boats. I had to stand at a certain spot so the boat wouldnt get swamped. and after it all, my back had blisters if you can see them. Scorched.
spongerdudette86 days ago Reply
I so love your story about your tattoos there VP, I can't stop the tears of laughter rolling down ny face. That has so made my day.
mantis87 days ago Reply
did I miss it or have you not told us of what the tattoo is? (please lord not the butterfly or the unicorn tattoo)
the vanity project86 days ago Reply
Drum roll please…The Vanity Project will now reveal the story behind his embarrassing tattoo: But first, in order that we may gain an insight into the fragile mindset of the Veepstallion we must unravel the circumstances which led to his fabled tattoo’s creation. I must now transport you back the early 80’s, a simpler time for VP when the burdens of mortgages and utility bills were in a galaxy far, far away and my only pressing concerns were which Star Wars figure I would buy with my pocket money. Temporary tattoos from bubblegum packets were all the rage in the playground and one-upmanship was rife at my gritty northern school, each child seeking to out-do the other with cool designs and risqué tattoo placement. The anchor on the bicep was outdone by a skull on the forearm which was in turn top trumped by a dagger on the chest. I thought I had secured some well deserved kudos with an eagle on my forehead only to find the coolest kid in school was walking around with a snake tattoo on his tongue ….Genius! Peer pressure and vanity finally got the better of VP and in a fit of rage I bunked off school and headed for the nearest tattoo parlour. The tattoo artist spoke very little English but I managed to give him the gist of my most ambitious design that would cement my reputation as the coolest kid in school. Off came my top and I pointed to my back where I wanted the tattoo to go. Being a nipper with no real clue how you even get a proper tattoo it came as quite a shock to see this guy reach for a tray of medieval looking torture devices, and I came to the hasty conclusion that this wasn’t really my cup of tea. Realising the error of my ways I tried to leave saying “I want to go home” But it was too late the needle struck home and my cries of protest went unanswered as he just assumed I was complaining about the pain as he held me down and continued to desecrate my body. Unfortunately for me his limited grasp of English turned my cries of “I want to go home” into “ I want a gay gnome”. 3 hours later I emerged from the tattoo parlour with a life size permanent reminder that wanting to be cool can cost you dearly. I was now the reluctant owner of a tattoo depicting a delightful garden gnome, but instead of brandishing his trademark fishing rod, he was furnished with all the accoutrements of gay sexual deviancy, we are talking clamps, butt plugs and things a naïve school boy can best describe as indescribable. Swimming lessons at school were destined to take a turn for the worse and I needed to think quickly if was ever to survive the humiliating scenario of the changing room. Having blown all my pocket money on this latest mistake I had to sell many of my prized Star Wars figures in order to fund a redraft of the tattoo. But the following day I emerged from an English speaking tattoo parlour that changed my gay gnome into a stunning depiction of the Death Star. It cost me most of my Star Wars toy collection, but I had something far cooler, I was the first kid in school to get inked for real and was to go down in playground legend as a trail blazer and trend setter (mum wasn’t best pleased though, she paddled my ass with a slipper for weeks!). As the years rolled on and the Star Wars franchise sullied itself with those ghastly prequels, the appeal of a Death Star tattoo was waning and I had it changed into a circular spiders web to make me look double hard. Everyone knows only serial killers and hells angels have spiders web tattoos so clearly I was someone not to be messed with at chess club. Again the years rolled on and VPs testosterone filled youth gave way to more refined pleasures and the need to look double hard at needlepoint classes was less of a priority. Even the most gifted tattoo artist would have trouble reworking a spiders web design into something less serial killerish but I found the perfect solution while sipping on a nice cup of tea one day. Phase four of my body art project saw me change the spiders web design into the intricate and ornate patterns of a giant doily….Genius! From a distance it just about passes for one of those 10-a-penny Celtic designs you see plastered all over Hen-night slappers, but to the trained eye of a tea connoisseur I always get a knowing nod of recognition. And while I still get changed with a sense of urgency at my local surf break it does at least lend me a certain cache with the ladies at the W.I. club. Unlike the spiders web design it perhaps would not do me any favours should I find myself in the showers in prison but it has certainly served me well when I pose for the W.I.s annual charity nude calendar. P.S. The recipient of the charity is currently un-named but there is credible speculation that the money is being used to fund cosmetic corrective laser surgery for a body-shy local surfer.
mantis86 days ago Reply
oh my god. oh lord , help me. that was hilarious. hands down the greatest bit i have seen on MSW or any site, I too have tears rollin down my face. Laughing too hard. 5am in the morn , hangover hurts. omg. but this needs to be publishd. I am copy/pasting this to my brother in san diego.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III87 days ago Reply
hey fudgemonnkey, you never answered my Q about lisbon and my dilemma (scroll dooooowwwnnnn) - nevermind what ex boyfriends, pet rat's housemates weevil's name you got tattoed on your eyelids, i need sage advice dammit, and since there aint no sages about im gonna have to go with you!! Its about thyme....
the vanity project87 days ago Reply
Nice herb punnage snadgler! But as I have limited travel experience of the Lisbon area you will find my font of knowledge is uncharacteristically dry. I suggest you hire a car you cheap ass lawyer! When are you doing your Budefest (dudefest? Typo?) I got some hols to use up, may do a north coast odyssey. P.S. Were you actually at PT at the weekend? I had me a nice but very crowded sesh further south on saturday. I did check out PT from the cliff top though.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III87 days ago Reply
hey bubba, i was a stones throw from Widemouth at ht eweekend, didnt make it as far as Pt due to unforseen circumstances (the inability of 12 of my gf's mates to re-pitch a tent in a gale) and some circumstances very much forseen; finding somewhere, anywehere that south that had a single decent pitch that didnt have the entire population of knutsford and their stinking kids right next door, shouting "thats min that is bangin!" etcetc. So we stayed nr Budeshire, i had a crack at widdy on saturday - much fun and high tide closeys and then had a crack at Crackington Haven (a veritable crack haven) and took my kook housemate out for a few lessons in how nott o twat one's head off'f a reef! much mirth and BBQing in this fantastical 'summer'/chernoble weather. then of course on sunday i got me fankle twatted by a kookfuck and im fairly sure ive told you that story didnt i? Re: lisbon, ok i accept your excuse but you do understand that this is a disappointment. :)
Soutie88 days ago Reply
a life sized pasty?
the vanity project87 days ago Reply
I’m lovin where your head space is at clownshoes, a nice pasty on each bicep would look so cool ….pies on my guns!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III87 days ago Reply
Gun pasties...surely Ginsters would sponsor you!?!
Irish Surf Chick88 days ago Reply
Check this out! amazing! http://www.relentlessenergy.com/films/view/powers-of-three
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III89 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8 - i wonder what it is like to have your bottom burned away!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Reply
I'd absolutely love it if you had a tattoo of your own face on your face, or better still on your bum cheek. However, i think even you would draw the line at THAT much vanity, so perhaps just 'Peaches & Cream' - the orange My Little Pony on your ankle?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III89 days ago Reply
hehe i think i posted ont he wrong thread to be honest, so im gonna c&p it onto the one on my wall/profile thing too...then the fun can really start! Id love a tattoo of a cup of tea and cake though! YUM!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Reply
ps how was pt on the weekend? until some kook bailed their board into my fankle on sunday avo, i had a pretty good few sessions from saturday morning onwards...some stonking rides, albeit i had to race the closeout at hi-tide...
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Hahahaha...Muenchklerr...you come up with these zingers sometimes, man! That was a good one. I don't want to know how you knew 'My Little Pony''s name. I'm just glad you did. Keep the Veepster flustered! I (We?)DO appreciate the entertainment.
Coelocanth93 days ago Reply
Veeps...Gonna try a little real-time experiment on this side of the 'pond' if those damn 'Wild Bill'(that's what I've heard it called) swells ever get here. My regular surf spot is Stuart Beach but I'm betting this long period swell will close out there...based on past experience. I'm gonna try to be in the line up at Jensen Beach(in front of the beach cam!)if that happens. Dark blue cap w. neck flap(skin cancer deflector)/ black shirt/ blue&orange board shorts/ white-ish board(ie-no color). The cam does a stop/record sequential 180 degree 'sweep' of still shots (24hrs/7days!)back and forth. I'll be due east of the cam base/Lifeguard shack starting @1900 Greenwich time for 2 or 3 hours on any given day. I'll give a shaaka salute from time to time...to coincide with my stylish wipeouts. Oh... I'm planning to shoot some video at Stuart Beach, too. Here's the Jensen Beach cam URL address. http://www.evsmartin.com/martin.htm
the vanity project92 days ago Reply
Interesting….I like the way your mind works CoolKeith. I luurve science experiments. But if you want to get on TV why don’t you just take a gun into the line up and start shooting spongers…guaranteed to get a news crew there in minutes and you will have provided a valuable public service as well, you may even attract a lucrative sponsorship deal! 1900 hours it is then. I will give it a try but I usually attend Women’s Institute (W.I.) meetings on Saturday evenings and Veeps must have his weekly fix of battenburg cake and a cup of tea on a doily. (tip for the day: it’s soooo easy to pull there, but it is worth readjusting your minimum standards so as not be disappointed)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III93 days ago Reply
have a good weekend old bean - if you see somone who looks like a smaller version of wolverine, sporting a natty green t shirt that said *muenchkllerrrr would go* then pop over and say hello wont you! :)
the vanity project92 days ago Reply
Yeah and if you see a red laser dot from my sniper rifle dancing around your chest don’t forget to smile. I will fire a couple of tracers over your head to let you know which direction to wave. I would also be very grateful if you could tie a piece of ribbon in your hair so I can better assess the wind situation and adjust my sights accordingly. P.S. Let me have your girlfriend’s number so I can “console” her in the appropriate manner.
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
And YOU said half the 'visits' on Sqirl's profile page were from the FBI, Veeps!!!...Let's see how much MORE active your profile page becomes with 'visits'...now that Scotland Yard has been alerted!hahaha. Magnifying glass...red laser dots...trasers...tut,tut,tut...Higgins would not approve! Funny as hell scenario, tho...(and I needed a laugh)...Thanks
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III95 days ago Reply
veepee, i too an a rug monkey of sorts, better not have a hug as we might get 'gay velcro'd' forever. On a related (actually, unrelated) matter i had a dream alst night i was best mates with Bronson of'f Round the Twist, and lived in the lighthouse together! dont worry, ive already been asked by the lads 'if i bummed him' and of course i didnt - in my dreams i always seem to be on the receiving end...anyhoo, pt is it boyo see? (in a nice caeeeeerdiff drawl) well i dont know if we can make that jaunt, as i think the mrs has a fair few in her crew and we am all boooked up loike aint we (brum) in or around budefest. althogh there looks like the possibilty of a cheeky surf on splaturday as long as i can find somewhere that heads off those naughty southerlies. Oh anyway, i meant to reply...this one was done with crayolas and that stick i have attached to my forehead. inspired by powers of 3 no less (its all i can count to anyhow). In the meantime, does it appear that manteets has gone off the deep one? poor chap...
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III95 days ago Reply
cant believe you used blue-language in front of th' wife n' kids! you Basterd. Ps - if you havent seen the new tarantino movie yet GO SEE IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!! ok, so thats my Mrs in the piccypoo and she is saying "i wonder if a monkey could surf". I made it as a bday card as she loves to surf and also studies monkeys for aliving (yes yes, hands on phd work and tests carreid out on me...woka woka....uhh) so...erm ready for the next one??? super!!
Coelocanth94 days ago Reply
I've seen a video of surfing mice...I've seen a video of a waterskiing squirrel...Here is a video of waterskiing monkeys. It's just a matter of time before someone teaches monkeys to surf. (Airboy doesn't count. I'm pretty sure he is/was part human.) I imagine they'll have to start their training with boogie boards and eventually 'work' their way up to those higher order skills we standups take for granted. WATERSKIING MONKEYS VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-hADCTHqM&feature=related
Irish Surf Chick97 days ago Reply
Top rated photographer so far this month – cool! Do you win something? A surprise? I love surprises.
Coelocanth96 days ago Reply
He gets a life time supply of 'ould ronseal', haha. I had no idea what that was...but you sure triggered some of laughs from the UK guys with your mention of it Blue Goddess. So I had to google it. That company just hasn't extended it's commercial reach across 'the pond'...yet. At first I thought the gardening/workout video was some kind of bizarre British version of the multi-tasking pandemic. Or a Monty Python skit. And then I found myself strangely aroused....
the vanity project96 days ago Reply
Surprise treats eh surfchick? I suppose a BJ is out of the question? (not from you coelocanth! Although I really am in no position to be picky these days)
Coelocanth96 days ago Reply
Hey...she started hitting on me first!
Dicer94 days ago Reply
BJ :-) Blue Juice from Blue tits what a great prize hope you get the film VP lol
jethro97 days ago Reply
I'll claim that as a barrel!! Yeah, it's getting interesting towards the end of the week for sure. The winds are looking all over the place at the moment so might have to wait a few days to be certain on which spot to head to. Yep, don't worry I hadn't forgotten about your twix. And if you can somehow photoshop a sequence of me making that barrel, I'll buy you a life time supply!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III97 days ago Reply
im going to make several thousand profiles now all each with a wonderful picture on it! woopee!! Ps - im down and aroound kernow for my Mrs birthday (sort of a surf campy (up your street!) weekend near bude...but possibly heading further south dependant upon swell, you around!!??
the vanity project97 days ago Reply
Are you asking me out on a date? Dude, I am 12 years old. Stop grooming me like a grubby peedo.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III96 days ago Reply
you are too old for me. ok on a serious note though, im going to lisbon (for free!!!!) as my mrs is at a conference for a week in september...i know it relatively well, and therefre i know that they are lovely people but around costa caprica, theiving bastards too...and i dont have a hire car...any thoughts on how i can keep my shit safely together (without having to just get into my wetsuit at the hotel and sit one a bus wiht my board and a keypuch for 20 minutes) - hmmmmm conundrum!
Joggly 98 days ago Reply
I was serious about the inspiration. Been loving your uploads. In fact all the pics from regular users. Another dimension to the banter. Thanks mate !
patr1ck99 days ago Reply
Cheers bru! Thanks for the pics ..there sick, especially me fallin.. yea rite what was i doin!! surley that cant have been the board snappin wave?? if u have any from the other sesh ..i think u said rear board shots haha wld be intrested to have a look, but no worries if nt. we are curently negoataing a large box of out of date frozen esso pasties!;)
Coelocanth96 days ago Reply
Patrick...was that parabolic stringer (like Firewire) board that snapped in half and what make was it? VP's 'cheap' reference suggests it wasn't an actual Firewire...the only make I know of.
the vanity project95 days ago Reply
I was only speculating that it was cheap based on the evidence of the car he rocked up in and the nasty polyester threads he was wearing! That and the fact I still haven’t received my pasty from him yet!
patr1ck94 days ago Reply
haha funny you should mention the shoddy car, yesterday the engine fell out of it! (no joke) no idea how im going to deliver pasties now. as for the board well it was a dave brown twin stringer epoxy felt strong till it broke
VP100 days ago Reply
I drew you a present....cant really see it on the comment thumb but it is pretty clear on the profile page......enjoy my artistic expression....;)
the vanity project100 days ago Reply
Impressive, most impressive, Obi-wang has taught you well. The plums are almost to scale.
Coelocanth100 days ago Reply
Your portfolio will NOT be complete aesthetically until you include some 'art' photos. Muenchklerr and Joggly have lobbied/begged MSW admin. long and hard (don't go there, Sqirl!) to allow this additional venue for self-expression for us all, with no support from anyone as far as I can tell (especially you, Veeps). Wouldn't it drive Muenchklerr crazy if you posted a pic of your 'collection of pewter sculptures of buxom fantasy warrior ladies in various states of undress' before HIS 'art' was posted? Ever since you mentioned your collection I can't stop thinking about it. Don't tell me that was a fantasy, TOO!!
sqirl100 days ago Reply
Please note that you are the top rated photographer this month according to the home page....Congrats.....Sharpy's dissapearance is looking more like foul play every second!!!
sqirl100 days ago Reply
seriously though congrats you desrve the honor....some great shots in your portfolio.....and wit to match!
sqirl100 days ago Reply
some good ones this morning Vaginal Prosthetic.....thanks for the laughs!!.......and yes the restraint is slowly killing me.....holding back on the KFC comment nearly gave me an aneurism!
Kut_bak2101 days ago Reply
thanks for the photo. that is the best surfing photo of me so far. would love it in the original resolution. if you have time to send it to kman100g@googlemail.com that would be great, im sure we can discuss further pasty deals!!!
the vanity project100 days ago Reply
I generally work on the basis of file size to pasty weight ratio. So for every kilobyte of data I send I get a gram of unmolested pasty in return. Therefore a 1 megabyte file equates to 1 kg of pure paddling power pasty (I need hardly remind you I don’t accept Ginsters or anything from 24 hour petrol stations) Twix bars, Curly Wurlys and Wispas may also be used as a substitute (although not deep fried).
Bertie101 days ago Reply
Hi, don't suppose you got any photos down from that thursday session (latest pics) of the out of practice balding ginger guy (me)?
the vanity project100 days ago Reply
Not sure, will have a look for you but I generally delete any photos of gingers in case it corrupts my hard drive. Same applies for S.U.P.s
Bertie95 days ago Reply
Hi VP, did you have any luck on the photo front or was your hard drive? No worries if you don't have any.
patr1ck102 days ago Reply
Hi project vanity, yea im jethro's mate, haha that pic is a classic! makes me laugth, id luv to see the sequence if u hav. and yea if u have any more pics from the other sesh ur welcome to emial them cos i kno uploading takes fotever. Will be chippin in with J for a pasty! dosent look like thers much surf on the horizon atmo, but hopefully catch u around again sometime! Cheers Patrick patr15k@hotmail.co.uk
the vanity project100 days ago Reply
“Will be chippin in with J for a pasty” you cheap-skate, just for that I will be uploading the photo of you bailing before your board caved in.
patr1ck100 days ago Reply
haha ..ive been left a little poor after my fav stick got sliced
jethro102 days ago Reply
Cheers for those pics...you've got an extra large Philps coming your way! Loving the B+W one of my bro by the way.
Sponge Bob Shorepants103 days ago Reply
I bang on about rugby all the time win or lose for your information, i am a die hard supporter. There is a BIG difference between rugby and fashion my friend. Also it was a response to Mantis` statement of "good stuff springbok" and two comments about rugby dont exactly amount to banging on about something. Double standards no, a light hearted comment taken to seriously by yourself, yes.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III102 days ago Reply
whoaaa shorey is on the warpath again. rugby is great though - jsut a shame the Saffas cant play fair! boing!
the vanity project102 days ago Reply
Hahaha, nice. Shorey you are easier to wind up than a watch. You should know by now I don’t take any comments too seriously. I guess I should have known better than to come between a south african and his rugby! My old man is also a SERIOUS rugby fan, you should have seen his face when I told him I made the school netball team, I think he went straight to the solicitors to alter his will. (that was also a joke Shorey…I would never try out for the netball team, not while chess club was on)
Sponge Bob Shorepants102 days ago Reply
Yeah i guess I am a bit passionate when it comes to Rugby. We do play fair you poms just cant handle it. hahaha
the vanity project100 days ago Reply
We would trounce you at netball though
Didier103 days ago Reply
Sorry to put the frighteners up you old bean! Never worry the supply of tea is free flowing, and pray god never ending! God save the queen, hey what!
Coelocanth106 days ago Reply
Welcome back Your Eminence. I was afraid you'd been caught in a rip current or caught one of those backwash-off-the-harbor-wall waves and ended up far from shore. MSW just isn't as much fun w/out your comments/replies. Sorry you missed surfing the good days. Looking forward to seeing your pics. If it's any consolation...we missed out on any waves at all over here. Looks like I might get lucky this afternoon with some low tide ankle snappers. WHOOPEEE!
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
Evening sesh it is then, we just about got a 3ft watery playground left over here, should get a tidy little sunset thrown into the bargain as well, just waiting for the day trippers to clear off before I venture in, did you take on those ankle-waves in the end?
Coelocanth106 days ago Reply
We're behind you in time (as you well know...but I have to take every chance I can get to correct you...'cause it doesn't happen often) so it's still late Sat. morning here right now. My slim chance at surfing has to wait another 4 to 5 hours. Those 3 foot remnants over there sound pretty good to me right now. Don't know if this local(to me) news story is your cup of tea (there's a ton of comments after) but since I e-mailed it to friends(from here)in Texas it has made the AP wire service...so you may have already seen it. http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/aug/06/report-jensen-beach-man-claims-cat-downloaded-chil/?partner=RSS
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
Haha, nice! A cat that likes downloading porn? Seems plausible enough though, the Easter bunny downloads grot for me all the time!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III104 days ago Reply
grot...hahaha
sqirl106 days ago Reply
hahahahahahhahahaahhahaaahah...........I dont need the warning veeps but thanks anyway......I am not happy unless I am looking over the edge.....kicking pebbles into the deletion abyss.....btw ben is not the content monitor...that would be Mr. Ed.......hahahaha tied it into the hands down string too and I wasnt even trying.
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
You know you’re in trouble when you are on first name terms with “the Man”!
spongerdudette106 days ago Reply
Hey VP. Have just got back from Newquay and couldn't believe what I saw there.....a red van with a picture of a teapot on the side with the words I love tea written on the side. Could this be the VP mean machine??????? Is this yours????? he he he he. I know you love the drink but isn't that taking it a far.
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
HaHa, I have a funny feeling I have seen that van before, or maybe just the sticker anyway. Nice to know I have a kindred spirit, but my bumper sticker says “honk if you like battenburg” and “I love doilys”.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III108 days ago Reply
in the name of Shatner's Bassoon, i declare myself officially surfed out!I take it you got some thumping well too>? last night was easily 5-6 feet and pumping, i had 15 hours in since monday AND 5am dawnie a at a cheeky poing this morning! Only problem is i literally cannot move my neck....uh uh uhhhhhhh
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
I thought being a spineless lawyer you shouldn’t have any need for a neck either?
Coelocanth110 days ago Reply
Before there was rap...before there was rock...there was...BEAT http://www.popeater.com/television/article/william-shatner-sarah-palin/596519?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Ftelevision%2Farticle%2Fwilliam-shatner-sarah-palin%2F596519 http://www.popeater.com/television/article/william-shatner-sarah-palin/596519?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Ftelevision%2Farticle%2Fwilliam-shatner-sarah-palin%2F596519
Coelocanth113 days ago Reply
Hey Veeps...There seems to be a groundswell of interest in my childhood favorite TV show AND theme song (from 1961)returning. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166913/usercomments Here's what the original tune by The Kingston Trio sounded like before it was adapted into a theme song for 'Lincoln Vale Of The Everglades'. http://www.last.fm/music/The+Kingston+Trio/_/Everglades It's just a matter of time before it gets on YouTube!!! YEEEHAWWWW!!!
the vanity project106 days ago Reply
Crazy music links fella. This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we start you off with some rap music, still I guess its more credible than Will Smith.
jethro116 days ago Reply
You should definitely upload that pic of him. There's nothing more comedic than a good wipeout! Yeah, would be up for a meeting up again. Most of my surfs are a spur of the moment thing (getting lifts from mates etc), but Saturday morning is looking good at the moment for the south coast so I'm pretty certain I'll surfing then. Let me know if you might be up for that...
Coelocanth116 days ago Reply
Took awhile for the CoolKeith moniker meaning to fully sink in. You ARE the master of cross-cultural, pop cultural, historical, cinematical, etc. esoterica. I'm just an admiring (but NOT like Muenchklerr!!!) student, Your Eminence! A clever blending of Coelocanth and 'Cool Hand Luke'...Well done!!! Who commented that CoolKeith was his homey and a nice guy? That comment just disappeared! It's like the old Argentine Military Junta is running MSW! I tried to listen to one CoolKeith video on YouTube and had the same reaction I usually do to most rap music. Guess I'm just too old. Bruce Willis (not really a big fan of his either...but he was good in 'Pulp Fiction') said it best in 'Die Hard'...as he was being tortured for information by the bad guys/terrorists..."You wanna hear me scream(out?) in pain...(face grimacing and smirking)...play some rap music!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III115 days ago Reply
heyyyyyyyy!!!!! :*(
sqirl114 days ago Reply
hahahaha....CoolioQueef...i have already used that quote from Die hard months ago......psooibly cut from the same cloth are we.....to old to be my brother....but were you possibly shagging any chicks in SC back in the summer of 76.......dad?
sqirl116 days ago Reply
no hadnt noticed, he will be missed though, definitely wasnt me.....i coudnt take pictures that good in my best dreams.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III116 days ago Reply
Veepstain (by the way i really want to point out that i take credit for ALL abbreviations, its what i do, jsut ask lee-hole, horse-lord and jibson) that includes, VEEPS, VP, Veepster, El Veeperino, Das Veep and my own personal fave at the moment Veepstallion III. Anyway, if you are in work like moi, i surely hope you know of this http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/. I am presuming you do-hoo. If not, you owe me a curry.
the vanity project116 days ago Reply
Sorry to say I’m a bit of a light weight in the curry department. I’m a Korma man myself. But the last time I made a curry for friends I thought I’d go nuts and fire it up a bit, made a saucy little Vindaloo…..never again……..I very nearly shat blood.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III115 days ago Reply
"shat blood" its the scond worse thing after shatting shatners...i imagine! haha! Yeah im a complete pussy when it comes to currys, i have a pasanda and then go "oooo oooooo" and waft my hand over my mouth....i'm sucha little bitch! :)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III118 days ago Reply
well close brother, close but no cigar, i can often be found nr aggies though or polzeath for that matter (usually every other weekend) i pay my dues by surfing in wales every other than that! moving to kernow within 12 months though old boy....oh yes indeedly dooo!!! and my cache history can be summed up in one word.."clunge". This will cheer you up... BANG BANG BANG!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--dmLwKs_Ww
the vanity project117 days ago Reply
Cleaning is pointless. After the first month dirt never looks any worse.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III116 days ago Reply
and eventually it walks itself to the bin! :)
Soutie120 days ago Reply
loved the snap from the shoulder, looked like a good day. how big was it, 4ft+ ?
the vanity project119 days ago Reply
Hawaiian 4ft maybe.
Soutie79 days ago Reply
whats that ? 4ft + the thickness of a pineapple ring ?
the vanity project77 days ago Reply
Hahaha, 4 ft + the length of a grass skirt actually!
patr1ck121 days ago Reply
heyup boyo, sick shots from bc the other day, did any others come out alrite from that sesh?
jethro122 days ago Reply
Yeah I was one of the guys who chatted to you before the surf (the one with blonde hair!) Cheers for the info, really helps coming from someone who's been doing it for a while. I've been wondering whether to trust putting my SLR in one of those ewa bags, but it sounds like they're pretty safe. Problem is it's alright taking photos before/after surfs, but actually going in to shoot when it's pumping is a different story altogether. I think this may well be where I fail in taking up surf photography as a hobby! Credit crunch must be hitting you hard if your working for an hour or so for a pasty!! May well see you again at B.C. when it's working (might be a while though)...
Coelocanth123 days ago Reply
Why have we suddenly gone from not delety enough to too delety?
Coelocanth123 days ago Reply
I was very sorry to see your comments disappear from the Norway/Karmoy pic. Is there any way to communicate in some way that's not too cryptic for me but which slips past the censors what the problem was? I have an idea what it was...heh, heh, heh... but it might be (correction: it's ALWAYS) amusing to get YOUR take.
jethro124 days ago Reply
Cheers for the pic upload of me at porthtowan (or somewhere near that anyway!!) What housing were you using for your camera? You've tempted me into trying some water photography! Oh yeah, nice pic by the way...
Irish Surf Chick124 days ago Reply
Hi Fanity, can I call you Fanity? Everyone else has nicknames for you; Veeps, VP etc. I think Fanity has a nice feminine feel to it.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III128 days ago Reply
i'm hoping i can make you spatter your screen with coffee again; or something else!!! (uuuurrgghh) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 enjoy!
the vanity project128 days ago Reply
I bet your google search history makes fascinating reading, if a little disturbing
Sqirls Wife132 days ago Reply
They may put out in Canada - dontchya know - but here in my trailor park we are classy folks, we have to get to know you before our third child by ya' - I might make an exception for you since you have the Canadian accent - dontchya know. :)
Coelocanth134 days ago Reply
ALLLLLL-RIIIIIIGHT... The backwash is finally gettin' here! Actually, our long flat spell has finally been broken by an incoming NE swell with glassy conditions. Waist to chest high if we're lucky. I'll settle for anything. When the flatness returns I'll write a book and tell you all about it.
the vanity project134 days ago Reply
think you just did!
Coelocanth134 days ago Reply
Oh,... et tu Veeps...that really hurts, (sniff, sniff) coming from you.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III133 days ago Reply
*dial tone*, "hello....?Pot?, this is kettle,,,,you're black..."
the vanity project133 days ago Reply
touché…..dude that was so un-Jim of you. (P.S. I never actually called the kettle black….gay maybe… but not black)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III132 days ago Reply
its only racist , if you *feel* the guilt inside you. I have it on the low-down that the kettle is in fact a Gay, Black, Female, Irish, Jew - talk about minorities! :)
the vanity project132 days ago Reply
You forgot ‘sponger’
Coelocanth132 days ago Reply
Your not going to provoke me into replying with these cryptic aspersions (not that there's anything wrong with being in any of those minorities!!!) DOHHHHH!!!
Coelocanth132 days ago Reply
Dammit... I meant...You're (blah...blah...blah)
Coelocanth132 days ago Reply
Please just ignore the above non-reply(s) of mine and I promise I'll be silent for days, if not weeks. Deal?
KILGORE135 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
Coelocanth134 days ago Reply
Yeah...and it was a lot less crowded back then, Kilgore #2.
the vanity project134 days ago Reply
Multiple Kilgore Disorder?
KILGORE134 days ago Reply
OUTSTANDING SOLDIER ! CASE OF BEER THAT V.P !
Coelocanth134 days ago Reply
Is that you, Shorey? I'm so confused!
KILGORE134 days ago Reply
Coelocanth > " What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from the goddamned Cretaceous period "
Coelocanth134 days ago Reply
Especially after the asteroid hit the Yucatan.
sqirl134 days ago Reply
asteroid??.....what are you a histroy believer??.....that big hole is the pit God dug on the seventh day to take a........HOLY SHIT......field latrine and what not.
Didier137 days ago Reply
Dude do you work at Sizewell B? im goin there in september after the outage at dungeness!
the vanity project136 days ago Reply
Yeah. Sector 7G…...go isotopes!
Soutie134 days ago Reply
hahahahahahahahahaha
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANg7iPu9DAg
the vanity project138 days ago Reply
Deeply disturbing in a number of key areas, chief among them being how did you stumble across this? What part of your job requires you to search for panda-cide songs? ……however I will let this minor indiscretion slide as I sprayed my coffee across the desk while laughing. P.S. kinda sounds like a Smiths B-side???????
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Reply
hahaha!!! yeah it actually does! Or any Boomtown Rats song sped up x 5!! Oh and by the way...just for you.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1mMQtk3IUE
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Reply
Re: panda song - long time fan of corky and the juice pigs - the ORIGINATORS of "i'm the only gay eskimo" song (NOT tenacious D as some teenagers now reckon tsk tsk!) with this ferrrorrrrrr ooooo ROCHEt im REALLY spoiling you....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-r4TuYWAg
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III139 days ago Reply
fuck beans i know! bloody deadm puppies, puppies body boarding, monkeys stroking lakes, fudging muenchkllertinis and snowboarding shite holes AND NOW SUR FART ANYWHERE!!!! gah when will the madness end i asketh of you!? I would give 8 penniths just to have one of my shitty paint/poo smeared canvasssssesss to be uploaded for 1 Meunchklerrr hour!!! I may change my name to ART BASTARD as a call ot the revolution. "Everyone get your hats and get down to the stadium, i hear there's a gonna be a lynchn!!!"
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III138 days ago Reply
We won!!! its official Surf Art is a-coming DEERRBB!!!
mantis139 days ago Reply
...fall for girls that are no good, you and me both brother
Soutie140 days ago Reply
nada, one semi decent early morning session a week ago (in for 05.45, no one else). less than 4 ft. apres, onshore tous les putain des jours. merde. pppffffft
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III142 days ago Reply
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/tropicalcyclone/northatlantic.html - possibly of interest?? loooks like we might be set for a 2005+ year! woopee
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
Don’t blow your load just yet MNKLR, I think you read it wrong, it said a below average storm season didn’t it? I guess in the down time you can work on your tan.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III142 days ago Reply
below average is can still be 15+ decent storms though....dude - it is 100 days since muenchklerrr was first discovered! C.E.L.E Braaateee good times c'mon! (pheonix nights style if you get my meaning?)
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
Lets have a Meunchklerversary party. You get the booze I’ll get the food. “But not just any old food Jerry. Proper food - scampi, chicken Kievs, garlic bread... “ - ”Garlic bread?” - “Garlic bread, that's right Max. Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.”
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
Still think you are reading it wrong………….Forecast for July to November 2009 “Six tropical storms are predicted as the most likely number to occur in the North Atlantic during the July to November period, with a 70% chance that the number will be in the range three to nine. This represents below-normal activity relative to the 1990–2005 long-term average of 12.4.”…………..where did you get 15+ from? Are you just optimistic or have I actually got it wrong ( Note: this would be unusual activity for me )
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III142 days ago Reply
i have re-read it an can confrim i think you are correct; i picked that up form anotjher website but i must bow down to your superior analytical skills - lets face it there is no surprise there you are a pedantic fucker! haha. if the muenchklerrrtinis are on me, then im bringing jerry the berry penny chews for 10p each - "oh jesus please dont tell me that's a condom machine...." hahaa
Didier142 days ago Reply
You guys are the wind beneath my wheels you know that!
Ben@MSW143 days ago Reply
1.656432 E10.........1.656433 E10........can I stop yet is that close enough??
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
I’m with ‘?’ on this one
sqirl142 days ago Reply
yes yes I shoulda realized you are not a numbers person......you said I should do push ups to infinity........that was my response. It is scientific notation........educate yourselves http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific notation.......long story short...those are very big numbers....ahh forget it :(
sqirl142 days ago Reply
hahahahaaha
the vanity project142 days ago Reply
Not really into numbers….but I do have an eye for figures
sqirl142 days ago Reply
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........baby.....grrrrrrrrrrr!!!
portpipe145 days ago Reply
for defs. looks like he peeled off ten years of his bedroom wall paper until he got to his crèche years and got his ma to stitch him up those ridiculous efforts. the amnesty is coming
the vanity project144 days ago Reply
Glad we can count on your support. The revolution will not be televised!
Sqirls Wife146 days ago Reply
Ricki and Montel must be doing you some good for you to determine I am an exhibitionist... did they tell you about the S&M stuff too? - I have been trying to keep that quiet... kidding, not really, no really kidding -but not really ;D
HeavyBallHanger 1145 days ago Reply
Ok...One for the money and the free rides, It's two for the lie that you denied, All rise... All rise. Three for the calls you've been making, It's four for the times you've been faking. All rise... All rise (I rest my case). Present your evidence.
Ben@MSW146 days ago Reply
(shaking head slowly)........this is just wrong on so many levels.....but dont worry VP Ive already talked to teeets and for a small fee he will representy you in VP vs. Sqirl's wife sexual harrasment lawsuit..........and yes I will testify on your behalf. Imagine the possibilities if she is convicted....and sent to an all chicks penetentiary...........we would be just a minge smuggled inet camera from internet domination.
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
All rise, the honourable judge harveywallbanger1 presiding.
HeavyBallHanger 1145 days ago Reply
I swear I dont know those words, GOOOOOGLED. Ahem, prosecution/ call your first witness..
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
Jesus Harvey, you will probably get ‘the chair’ for quoting boy band lyrics!
Soutie145 days ago Reply
call the school master !!!!!!!!!!
Sponge Bob Shorepants145 days ago Reply
The school master is here! 20 lashings for all of you because that is how I roll.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III144 days ago Reply
i'll defend anyone for a pennith an hour!!! :)
Sqirls Wife143 days ago Reply
I'll dress up like the schoolmaster - sound like a plan?
Sqirls Wife143 days ago Reply
And I'll do it for half a penith - wait - is that something naughty with a lisp?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III146 days ago Reply
ps - hahaha FUUZY FELTS!!!! weebles, tessalation kerrrplunk!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III146 days ago Reply
Was? Was? sprechen sie meine lieblinchsraum gebUrtstag naturwissenchaft-truer heimrich fruende? Kunst!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III146 days ago Reply
would you expectenze anyfinken elszten? Meinie liebe kaninchen
Sqirls Wife149 days ago Reply
Sssshhhhhhh... I think I have a crush on you - but don't let my husband know. British accents turn me on, actually it's Australian - but close enough!
the vanity project149 days ago Reply
Get in line, take a number and wait for it to be called……..
Sqirls Wife148 days ago Reply
After seeing the low quality ladies ahead of me I am starting to question my own judgement - perhaps I should spare myself the wait for a long-winded, small wanged, Englishman - kidding I still have a crush on you - your wordiness has captured me (as long as I imagine a cheesey English accent along with them). ;)
Ben@MSW150 days ago Reply
hahahaahhaah....she busted your fancy lad balls pretty good......funny thing is that I put the lingerie on for her (no shoe horn required) so that I may use her profile this evening........drum role for ironic twist please........and they freed my profile this morning. All that lace burn for nothing. BTW that really is my wife and......she really is a shrink.
the vanity project149 days ago Reply
Yeah Yeah, keep telling yourself you are married to her, the rest of us know she is a live-in case worker for you. It is what is known in psychology circles as a Self reinforcing delusion: ask your case worker…I mean your “wife”
Sqirls Wife149 days ago Reply
The shoe horn and lingerie are naturally part of the therapy I provide, I do house calls, fyi.
Didier150 days ago Reply
Quick question, Ive done my knee in but im hoping to maybe get in the water this weekend, got any suggestions for strapping it up? ive got a tubigrip on at the mo but cant really leave that on in the water... any tips/suggestions?
the vanity project150 days ago Reply
As you sent this question out to 4 other people and I was number 3 on the list it shows that my opinion is less relevent in your eyes. I HAD the perfect solution to your problem but am so offended that I was not asked first that I shall withhold said miracle cure until your first choice advice givers have had their say. Harumph!
Didier150 days ago Reply
Oh dont be like the Veeps, you know you are No. 1 in my eyes, i just didnt want to ask you first in case the others got suspicious! :) xx
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III149 days ago Reply
hahahaa, see Veeps should always be 3 if he gives you a "harumphing" ....always good value is the veepstallion.
Sqirls Wife151 days ago Reply
Based on my personalized psychoanalysis of your self description, I have diagnosed you with Compensatory Narcissistic Personality Disorder, it is exactly what it sounds like - but there is good news, part of the therapeutic intervention is getting in touch with a squirrely chunky jumper, and I have access to one! fyi - Your long windedness is compensation for your lack of substance. :D
the vanity project150 days ago Reply
Actually my “longwindedness” is compensating for my small wang….so there!!!…..oh dear was that out loud?
Sqirls Wife150 days ago Reply
Oh honey, bless your heart! You didn't have to say that aloud, I already knew that, but I was nice enough not to write it on here for all of your friends to see - good luck with that though, with all this man love to go around I am sure you will find the perfect guy for you!
Sqirls Wife153 days ago Reply
keep a LID on it SPONGEcake........!!!!!!.........anonymity is a highly valued comodity at the moment!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III153 days ago Reply
ps - stroke 9 "kick some ass" song at the end of J&SB Strike back, is a BRILL tune to get you in the mood for a Sonic dawnie session! Just a thought...
Soutie154 days ago Reply
haha "mildly retarded", did you dig that bit. hahahahaha. chickenshit i know, slagging off the dead.
Sqirls Wife152 days ago Reply
your too kind.....the doctor said it wa full blown
Sqirls Wife155 days ago Reply
Hey mates, i am an aussie shreddah......yeah that movie was cool....but this movie was better......i got the big pop corn with butter......and a classic coca cola of course......
Didier155 days ago Reply
Gotta love chasing amy although i think my fav kev smith film is probs Mallrats or Clerks but its a very hard call, i do love just about every kevin smith film (although i havent brought myself to watch jersy girl :S)
the vanity project155 days ago Reply
Kevin Smith is a bit hit and miss for me, he can go a bit juvenile in his humour on some films although in J and B Strikes Back I still piss myself when Jay does the “what the f**k is the internet?” line. Chasing Amy represents a new maturity to his writing abilities while still being pretty damn funny…café scene when Silent Bob speaks out is awesome and the Jaws homage when they trade war wounds in the nightclub is also classic. I tried to stay clear of Jersey Girl but Liv Tyler is just too damned hot and in practically every scene she is in she is doing this cute awkward giggle…melts my heart big time.
Didier155 days ago Reply
Chasing Amy is indeed the more mature Smith at work, I love the bit where it dawns on Banky that theyre in a Lesbian club and he just stands there and starts clapping! Classic. Also the when the gay black dude is giving his speach about how racist star wars is and pulls out his gun and 'shoots' Banky. Funny as fu*k. As for Liv Tyler.. mate i know what you mean, you seen one night at mccools? She just makes my heart melt!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III153 days ago Reply
dude ~STAY AWAY from jersey girl!!! SO GAY!!. I have to jsut say that whilst Chasing amy was a little too trite for my liking (still a great film) i dont think you an really better clerks. It was a classic of its time. on the other hand Dogma, is still brilliant and current in many ways - i mean Jason Lee as a demon - it doesnt really get much better does it? Veeps - i have to agree, the 2000's stoner movie is "...Strike Back" , similarly Dude where's my car ( i know i know controversial, but i hear KS has more than a little to do with it) is equally stupid/good. But can any of them beat the Jack Black debut of "Mars Attacks" which i think is permanently underrated for sheer entertainment. By the way did either of you giys ever wathc the animated clerks/mallrats series?? if not, i have them, quite funny!
Soutie152 days ago Reply
which is the one with the eejuts trying to peddle a budgie in the streets by asking 'would you like a cockatoo?' and getting slapped? hahaha
Sqirls Wife152 days ago Reply
dont know about the movies but stay away from Jersey girls is a life lesson I had to learn the hard way....the very....HARD....way (que 70's porn music) boink chicka wow wow
Soutie156 days ago Reply
the horror of it all
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III160 days ago Reply
j'arriiivvee!!!!!! hello old boy, hows tricks, new board? me too!!
the vanity project160 days ago Reply
wanna swap, cant ride mine for shit! feels like an indo-board custom made for munchkins
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III159 days ago Reply
made for muenchklerrs praaps?! what the heck is it? i bought a 6'2 s-core , new as dammit for £180 squidaach! did you try before you buy'ed it?? tsk tsk, i thought better of you than that!
the vanity project159 days ago Reply
I see the problem now, that usb memory stick shaped like a board is not meant for the water is it? I thought the surf shop was being a bit generous giving me a free board when all I bought was some COOL stickers for my car.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III158 days ago Reply
derrrb! you know the highlight of my spanish trip recently was haivng a 'surf lolly' which once eaten revealed the inner truth - a stick that is actually int he shape of a tiny yellow plastic surf board (little feet prints et al) and a tiny hole for the keyring no less. needless to say this appealed to my mental age and it is not happily astride my house keys....anyway it looks like a big wave gun but im more than hapy to give you swapsies on the usb...your call, but you may need some fins.. and a shrinking device (i usually use south easterleis if you knows whats i meanses!) :)
the vanity project158 days ago Reply
Yeah right, like I have ever understood anything you write on here! EVER! (that’s right... CAP LOCKS BITCH!) PS keep the lollipop board, I think your house keys would give me too much drag in the water.
spongerdudette162 days ago Reply
From what I seen at Fistral the other saturday nite when a couple of guys was surfing naked in front of the blue bar, I think that the local WI has quite a choice VP.
the vanity project161 days ago Reply
Nude surfing eh?? I bet they have been banned from that internet café for life.
spongerdudette160 days ago Reply
Hope not hehe.
spongerdudette163 days ago Reply
You owe me big time for that comment VP. So your pennance is to leave me a fresh cream cake not from Warren's but M&S so you'll have to go to Truro and tea in a mug on the ledge of the rock 3rd from the left but could be 2nd on the right close to that annoying kids sand castle in front of the surf club. If you don't I'll inform the WI who just might have to cancel your membership.
the vanity project163 days ago Reply
The W.I. wouldn’t dare chuck me out. Who is gonna pose for their annual nude charity calendar without me??? I’ve been working out especially (6 pack imminent) and have some rather innovative ideas for the photo shoot involving a cream horn and a doily with a hole in the middle! Who could say no to that?
Irish Surf Chick167 days ago Reply
When did you get the nick name; veeps!? I must have been out surfing.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III159 days ago Reply
i think i shall take credit for that thanks!
Irish Surf Chick167 days ago Reply
Adios Amigos! I’m closing this profile. This cyber world is just not for me anymore, there’s a big bad REAL world out there and I’m goin. It’s bright till 10.30pm now and feck if I’m wasting that. See ya around; happy surfing.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III170 days ago Reply
anyone notice the squiiil ahs vanished?? GONE!!!
the vanity project170 days ago Reply
Don’t look for him on my profile page, that’s called harbouring a fugitive (come on lawyer-boy you should know this stuff)….Might also be worth checking any new entries for fur pelts on ebay, look for ones with a redneck and oversized manberries!
Didier170 days ago Reply
Cheers veeps. Ive been checkin out some new threads for a while... not good turning up to the party naked all the time!
Soutie186 days ago Reply
flirting ?? you called me darling during the painted ponies debate Veepies. Sucked any air up your bum lately ? hahaha
the vanity project191 days ago Delete Reply
If little lord Snadglington didn't pip you to the post then yes, congratulations you are our 1000th caller. Your prize?: I wont delete your comments, even though every fibre of my being is crying out to make this happen.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III186 days ago Delete Reply
if thats a reference to the Grand High muenchklerrttron, then i really wish a muncehcklerr on you! lieka jihad but frutier. And sqirl, yep i beat you AGES a go. You may wonder why it matters, but you know it does, and IT DOES BABY> yeaahhh. fucking hell 5 days without a surf and i turn into a dyslexic jibberrring mess...oh wait.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III191 days ago Reply
1000!!!!! WOOOPEEEE I BEAT YANKEEEE SQILR THAT THER VARMINT!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III193 days ago Reply
ha! jack is my middle name buddy boy - and i love a bit of belgian amputee jazz thanks. usually when invited to perform , i use my specially designed Violoboehorn. its a heady mix of liquid stirng perfection, hydrogenated gases and the stamping of an erotic, caged bull of approximately 8 years old. it sounds devine. RSVP, *The Burgenbaumshaft Centre* Amsterdam on the 18th.
Soutie221 days ago Reply
you have some little ponies, how lucky. painted any lately?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III233 days ago Reply
wow i have * contracted* an angry friend call sand monster who hates me! who knew!!
the vanity project230 days ago Reply
Have to agree with squirl on this one, your latest love letter to your new boyfriend was the most grammatically accomplished retort I have read by you.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III235 days ago Reply
VEEPS you are spelling MUENCHKLLERRR, MEUNCHLER, thats so wrong man, its UE not EU GOD DAMN YOU VEEPS MY MUENCHKKLINNNGGG BUDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! (i think i may have the munechklerr madness..uh) :D
Soutie237 days ago Reply
picturing the scene with the dwarves dancing around a minature stonehenge is making me laugh at the moment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nigels little wobbler about the sandwedges. HAHAHAHAHA
mantis239 days ago Reply
LOL!!! DAM . my laughter turned into a death cough (got to quit the smokes). yes I would concur, maybe an intervention in in order for clown shoes. it is getting painful. I think you nailed it. and of course as a friend, for it would be for his own good.
Soutie237 days ago Reply
fuuuuuck that, I was stalking her for the laughs. HAHAHAHAHA. Everyone is going on, blabla I am only on here cause i am bored at work, bla bla. fuck that, i am commenting on here cause I like it, its fun, it entertains me, MagicWeeSeed, its cool and there is a good bunch of reprobates aroung. good laughs. Doesnt mean I dont get in the water, shiiiiite, had 2 good barrels today, tonic to the soul. French dudes are cool in the water, a minimum of aggro and localism. Raving with some good spongers.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III236 days ago Reply
i'll say it again: biddly biddly muenchklerr!!!
Sponge Bob Shorepants236 days ago Reply
Am I your everyone soutie?
mantis239 days ago Reply
if you're looking for romance v.p., you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the french clown. he's been workin the crowd lately.
mantis239 days ago Reply
reminds me of the time I asked a young marine (I used to work in the navy hospital) for a semen sample. gave him a cup. 3 hours later he comes back all sweaty and the cup full.
the vanity project239 days ago Reply
That was me! And I wasn't three hours, I was barely gone two and a half, the reason I was all sweaty was because I was in a sailors hospital you presumed I bat for the other side, so the 'reading' material in the happy booth was not to my taste, I had to run down to the newsagents for a copy of Big-Jugs. And another thing, seriously dude, 500ml cups? What are we, infants? I had to employ the squeeze technique mid flow.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d241 days ago Reply
aye ya got me, yup... nice burn
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III241 days ago Reply
biddly biddly biddly BIDDDLY!!!!! fucker. :)
davef279 days ago Reply
Hi Vanity Project. Just wanted to check. That really nice shot you got of the right at Godrevy, that's the reef out there right? Cheers, Dave
davef279 days ago Reply
Whoops! thought that would be a private message.
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