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Dicer992 days ago +164 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yowser, don't think that me playing with a knitted Uterus went down too well with the rest of the Antenatal class last night =( it made a great hat too! Think 10cc Dreadlock Holiday! You been in over the past few days chief? South coast woke up briefly my way but nothing like predicted. Still got clean 2-3ft hollow little waves though.
Dicer988 days ago +169 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha, how about this for extra beans? "I saw you take off man thinking noooooo way is he making that, then....KERPOW, SHWITING you bottomed turn pulling 4-5Gs and KERBLAM fanged off the bottom to smash the lip that was thicker the Chopes! Then I thought HE'S Dead, KARRANG! You nailed the biggest floater I've ever witnessed to ride away clean with a perfect soul arch through a monster barrel to finish" let me know which pub you're going to and I'll be the guy in the corner with the rubbish (wearing Bermuda Triangle boardies!). I got your back buddy ;)
DirtyMomma Hendry998 days ago +164 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So I can't tell if people are just effin around or not :) Are you a hair dresser? If yes, any suggestions for my future cut?
the vanity project998 days ago +168 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Waxing is my real profession, hairdressing is just a passion really. Although I prefer the name Stylist, or Hair Curator. I like nothing better than meeting up with friends to braid their hair and paint their nails after a surf. At Studio Veeps we have a range of style treatments available, why not try ‘the Coelocanth’: each individual follicle is obsessively labelled, removed, documented and archived, then re-transplanted in exactly the same position with glue in our classic anal retentive style. We also call this one the ‘cut and paste’. You could also try my own signature treatment, ‘the Vanity’: we remove your own excessive chest hair and transplant it to supplement your dwindling reserves on your head. Goes well with the ‘blue steel’ pose. You will need to book well in advance as my skills are a sought after commodity but you will find I am competitively priced. Just don’t ask for ‘the Joggly’. Its kind of a swear word in my salon.
Spongerdudette998 days ago +170 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha. A def +1 for you VP haha.
Dicer998 days ago +169 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The Virtual President!
soutie998 days ago +170 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
is "the Soutie" much in demand there ? iconic blue rinse. all the rage on the catwalks of the continent. paris, milan,...doncaster.
the vanity project998 days ago +162 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
‘the soutie’ is what we at Studio Veeps calls it when clients come in for a hair cut but in true saffa style just prefer to hear the sound of their own voice. We generally just charge them to listen to their tedious stories about how good the surf was yesterday. … and no piss taking of sunny Donny, I grew up there….its reet gradley oop there
Coelacanth997 days ago +151 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm a bit surprised you don't offer a cut still very popular in certain regions of the USA(especially South Carolina!)...and possibly elsewhere in this global village...I mean, of course...The Squirrel...You Euros probably know it as 'The Mullet'...A little Euro-marketing of the name perhaps...maybe pronounce it 'Lay Mooooolayyyy' instead...and you've got something very cutting edge(again)...style-wise.
Coelacanth997 days ago +95 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooops...Guess I should've done some Google homework before naming imaginary hairstyles. OMG...There actually IS something new...called a 'squirrel updo'...But even more OMG...I think I've found out where Sqirl 'hung out' before he was a MSW member...He was/is a 'Prince' fan too...just like VP!!!...Who knew?...http://prince.org/profile/squirrelgrease
the vanity project995 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the sqirl: Business up front/Party in the back
DirtyMomma Hendry995 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
O' I knew it was going to be good one way or another :) Just open the door or window and someone will jump in with a witting turn of thought. MUah! Maybe I will just shave my head in solidarity with my MSW-hood. Thanks VP! :)
soutie994 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
by the way, that actually is Sqirl in chillo's link. I've seen photies of him on fb when he had the clown as a friend.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1002 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
kernish surf sessions? oh yes indeedy in fact I was at a funny little place near a place that rhymes with BINTAGEL the other day, was a lovely wave...im sure ive seen it in a few surfyschpunkmags. Pipe looks like its going to be a monster....did you see sunset? yikesroony, I surfed 8-10 foot steamers in Cali and nearly had my Meuncklerrr ripped of my teets in a duckdive. Scary, ottery, kelpy stuff out there but generally classic sessions all over. I definitely dont like sharks when im in the water though. In fact a tiny anecdote - about to jump off "da point" and some chaps climbing up the rocks are literally saying..."that was weird man, kinda sharky....yeah a bit sharky, not good man not good...." in all seriouslyness (and im not talking "lets wind up the Brit" as for once I had my mouth closed and wasnt talking about Tea). That freaked me out a bit. also some chap got bit in the neck by a 13 footer at a beach I had been surfing all week...(Stormrider -nursery ground for great whites - erm....!!) The nice part is that aside from the *epic**pumping* (very shallow) right hand points, getting back to the Uk, its kinds of makes you stop being a wussbag when its a bit cold and big. Lets face it the most likely bad thing that will happen to me is getting fraped by one of welshos or bummed by a goat. Id take that out of a nibble from the landlord anyday. I think ive asked this before but where is your kornish locations? over and out:)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1002 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
my guess by recent comments is PP (mentioning of a wall wedge) and down a bit. Maybe Chapellingtons?
the vanity project1002 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Meunchtagel? Never surfed there. Tend not to trundle up that far. Although I did a cheeky roadtrip to Devonsky earlier this year and stopped off at several spots along the way not too far from there (mainly for fudge and postcards though). Woolacombeshire was as far north as I got, good to get semi-feral again. Surfed a wild PP a couple of weeks back but usually just surf Gwithlets on our typical swells as I’m tight with petrol, but only 20mins from the south coast if needs must. Any uploadable snaps from your hols (preferably of the missus, but surf photos good also)? Glad you had a few cloth touchers. Next time you are in a heavy situation just sing my version of Rolf’s ‘Two little boys’, it’s my rallying cry when I wuss out on a wave and makes me try harder next time. I’m saving some holiday (yes joggly some of us have to work) to get a trip in after chrimbo, planning phase at the moment though, haven’t surfed in boardies for far too long. Looking forward to Pipe this week innit, should be good telly. See ya later bumface. True say. Mans a player innit, you get me? What? Say somefin blood. Rassss!
Dicer1002 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Meunchhowser is back then!! Well flip me sideways! Where have you been you bumder!? (Sorry for butting in Velvety Pants =)
the vanity project1002 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Meunchkle away Dicer, hows the little bump coming along?
soutie1002 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_26S3KBE04
the vanity project1002 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Veepisms: If we confuse grandpa florida enough he may not comment on every thread........arooney!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1001 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hollleeshiiiiiiiiiettttt!! I forgot this used to be surfphoto site, of course i have some super shots of waves from the holidayingtons! I shall upload at some point. Ahhh gwithwithies I do so love you except for when the Pt gang wuss out and go to Mexicos for gashweasel surf. Well Veep-to-the-peep I could not recommend Morrocco enough for boardies, decent rights (who wants lefts really?) and cheaposs budgettingtons. I also found myself on the Lizzardo loads last winter so lets hope the same can be said of this one, I do love a bit of Churchie and the rest. Your last sentence sounded like the bastard child of anyone in brixton and phoneshop. I cant do it as well as you but erm...ahem....piurse safe clart innit bruv like respec'. Ithankyou
Dicer1001 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
swits swooooo Meunchkler, that's some Pro Tour you've been on then? Bumps come along nicley thanks Veeps not too long now (eeek!) just going to book Macsalvors for the due date ;) I've also been told in no uncertain terms not to laugh when we go in to our first breastfeeding class next week (.)(.) *snigger*
Spongerdudette1001 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''breastfeeding class''?!?!? Wouldn't worry about having to control yourself laughing there Dicer coz I bet your missus will be with all that going.... I would be. But sounds like a mans paradise with all them boobs on show!!!!
the vanity project1001 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh my days, Meunchkler why you be dissing my yard like a badman. Mexicos is safe when gwiths is bagga-manz innit? Wah’ gwan wiv dis “Gashweasel” ting? Gashweasel schmashweasels bruv, it can get bangtidy down there innit when the wind does the lickle sex ting, show homage fam, Look at you rude-boi, finkin youz all bad and ting, messin up my lawn, now I is vexed, what? Say sumfin! Yeah dats right, step off, nuff said fool.
the vanity project1001 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dicer. Yeah don’t laugh during the booby class, it will spoil the covert video phone footage you are recording. PS don’t let the class know you are a sponger or they may think you and your marriage is a sham.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1000 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
DO NOT make the mistaker of going to BFC (as i call it...long time) on your own. People dont beleive your missussss is ill and they look at you really weird. Although i dont think they were expecting me to come dressed as a baby!!! TEATLOVE
Meunchkkleeerrr III1000 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
MuffDicer, how are you too? Glad to see ya'll are well and a weener-dicebaby on the way? (i hear the word bump and presume one of us has made some poor lass *el-pregnantinio* as the Portguese say) Well well, conflapulations my sweet dropkneeing pigdoggetting friend. I mean that sincerely. By the way whilst im rambling along saturday looks sweet for a bit of low tide action. I shall be in my usual haunt around Bude (here is my clue....it rhymes with Handy-sprout) or possible that place that sounds like Pillook. Ahhh that's got you thinking, but since its tide dependant the latter is unlikely. Look out for a bearded badger, turn left at the walruss droppings and then travel directly vertical for 1 mile and you will find me and my salty treats.
the vanity project999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Riddle me this ball toucher. No Bude trip this weekend, I’m going to be surfing at:
the vanity project999 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My first is in Joggly but not in acid
the vanity project999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My second is in Sqwirl but not in flaccid
the vanity project999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My third is in Soutie but not in gay
the vanity project999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My fourth is in Porty and also in tray
the vanity project999 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My fifth is in Harvey but not in judge
the vanity project999 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My sixth is in Meuchlklier but not in fudge
the vanity project999 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My seventh isn’t in Dudette but is in nagging
the vanity project999 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My eighth is in Mantis and also tea-bagging
Dicer999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Got it! Towan?! =)
soutie999 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the funny farm?
Coelacanth999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pretty sure it's not...The Cribbar.
Spongerdudette999 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....And which one of you cheeky so and so's gave a +1 to VP's No 7?!? MEH ;p
soutie999 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
he has one in all the boys and not in the only girl. coincidence ?
the vanity project999 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The variety project?
the vanity project998 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No-one has got it yet, could this be the new ‘if there’s two there’s a few’ puzzler
soutie996 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
my first is in "no one gives a shit"
Spongerdudette996 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha.
the vanity project995 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha. Bit of a late starter but you finally got a good one in towards the close of the year, here’s to a more productive 2012 clownshoes.
soutie995 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i'll drink to that. less time wasted on here.
the vanity project995 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Time is never wasted on here soutie, where else can you wind up Americans, check the surf, watch sarcasm go undetected and get sound advice on carburettor maintenance?
soutie994 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
i think they imagine you britishers as hugh grant types who blink rapidly and say "right, sorry ...... right, sorry.... right, sorry" all the time.
Coelacanth993 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soutie...What has living in France done to you?...Pink shirts I can let slide...But your admitted familiarity with Hugh Grant movies is beyond the pale...Those are strictly chick flics!...NOT something manly standup types like us should watch...Actually, it would be nice to read an apology or two from VP every so often...wouldn't it?...Here is MY impression of VP(if not most Brits)...Could apply to Mantis too...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ggsSSpiSk&feature=related
soutie992 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
van my man, you're a legend.
Coelacanth991 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wish I'd saved the one after that(since deleted...sniff)...where he mentioned tooth color...=^0
Coelacanth988 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey...Grotylan works...Where is that?
Coelacanth1003 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooops...Where am I?...I thought I clicked on the 'ThumperTalk' forum page link. I had such a great story about clogged jets on a 3-carburetor, 3 cylinder outboard engine!=^0
soutie1002 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
whatchoo talkin bout Willis? this is a surf site.
the vanity project1002 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If you have a clogged jet I know a few niche websites that will help clear your pipes
Coelacanth1002 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
For some reason...Joggly seems to think YOUR 'niche' websites have more in common with what happens here AFTER the 1:02 mark...'Darwin'...than they do BEFORE...I cannot convince him otherwise...It IS kinda exciting for ME tho'...to see that red & white checkerboard pattern in the background...Ahhh...'The Purina Rocket'...I miss it...and my early Ft. Pierce days...sooo baaaad...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCQaPfVUbEM
soutie999 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the choke (starter to you i think) cable rusted away and broke inside the carb. nothing wrong with my tinkering after all, except the choke was probably why it way running too rich, i went and adjusted the needle to compensate so its all up to cock. not to worry cause im upgrading to a pumper carb and banged on a racing air filter so in a few dayz time ??wheelies ? (i wont be running so rich though). watching a bit of the ol pipe masters. first surf compo i have actually watched. quite the spectacle. i bet andy is smiling down on that.
DirtyMomma Hendry1006 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok VP....I've been running it through my head, over and over again. If y'all don't use the term sidewalk, what do you call it? (Yep, I just said y'all) :)
Coelacanth1006 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.dailywritingtips.com/curbs-and-sidewalks/
the vanity project1005 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Surprised you guys even have a word for it, thought you just drove gas guzzlers everywhere rather than walk from the mall to the burger shop
Spongerdudette1005 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nothing like getting straight to the point and saying it how it is huh VP?!? haha. But yeah D-Momma we call it a pavement because we already know that we have to ''walk'' at the ''side'' of the road hahaha ;)
the vanity project1005 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“Say what you see”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UA-egInRi0
Spongerdudette1005 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
True. But I laugh so much everytime I watch link :)
ole doc1003 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We're not always so straightforeward....that's why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. There are other things I think about when the internet is down, such as....Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why are there parking lots at bars when it's illegal to drink and drive? Why do they call it a pair of underwear when you only get one? And a TV set...where's the rest of it?
the vanity project1002 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Also the meaning of ‘Fanny pack’ is something of a disappointment in your neck of the woods.
DirtyMomma Hendry1002 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO on the fanny pack thing.....But how very narrow minded of you VP on the gas guzzler thing. Only the majority of our self-center, self-righteous, selfish popluation drives those. On the other hand, I drive a small low MPG car to work....and I ride a bike or stakeboard for all my shopping needs. Just so you know.
the vanity project1002 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude, what’s a stakeboard? P.S. Narrow minds help you make tighter barrels (or at least lame head dips in my case)…..just so you know ;-)
the vanity project1002 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You ride one of these? http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/3153/PreviewComp/SuperStock_3153-651758.jpg
Coelacanth1002 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Grandpa's a little confused here too...Isn't a low mpg car by definition a gas-guzzler?
DirtyMomma Hendry1001 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oop-sea-daze-zee....I meant low fuel consuming...high MPG....my bad. Someone is paying attention....cause he's so awesome! :) I'm sick and the Dayquil is rocking me. And now there are waves and I'm sick....this sucks snot!
DirtyMomma Hendry1001 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VP...in that case I must have narrow feet...they are the only part of me getting barreled so far :) And the link didn't bring up anything...try again I guess. I must admit, I was a little leary of a question "Do you ride one of these?" follow by a web link (: Seemed like it had a great potential to be naughty in nature :)
ole doc998 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VP...took me a min to get that fanny pack thing, but in my neck of the woods we think anal sex means folding your clothes neatly on the chair before you go to bed.
the vanity project998 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha gold
DirtyMomma Hendry995 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ole Doc....YOU are in the wrong woods :0
ole doc995 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm noy sayin...I'm just sayin...
Get Joggly1006 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm
Coelacanth1006 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Danke Schoen Juggly...Worst is an understatement!...I looked a lot like that kid standing up on the Sherwood Singers album cover...until surfing saved me from the Southern Baptists!...
Get Joggly1006 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tea Doilys , well combed hair and not a bongo in sight , Im starting to narrow down an image of The vanity profile. I just hope he never mentions farm animals in any thread ... or has he already ?
Coelacanth1006 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You may have missed a few episodes J-Dog...with all that Byron Bay pic taking, surfing and pic/eyeball report submitting cutting into your MSW chat time...In my earliest impressions of VP(when I was a MSW newby)...I pictured him as 'Higgins'...on Magnum P.I...Which led to his admission to having two Dobermann Pincher dogs(like Higgins!)when he was a boy. Higgins' dogs on the show were named Zeus and Apollo. He referred to them as 'the lads'...VP now affectionately refers to his 'nads' as Zeus and Apollo...Only weird animal connection I'M aware of...
Get Joggly1006 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Was some serious Magnum Mo action in a few of those album covers , even on the ladys. i must be on the right track !
Coelacanth1006 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think I recall some admission to having spent a lot of time some years ago roaming New Zealand...by himself...if that's any help J>Y. Best not to speculate about weird stuff too much tho'...like Soutie does sometimes...'cause he can get a bit 'testy'...you betcha!...Could be that alleged 3rd(un-named)nad has some extra effect in that regard. Would explain a lot tho'...wouldn't it?
the vanity project1005 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Who is ̶J̶.̶O̶.̶B̶.̶ VP? You may have to wait until I publish my memoirs, I’m currently in talks with Ed to serialise them by chapter on msw.
Get Joggly1005 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I cant sea that ever happening , this site is about surfing for surfers !
the vanity project1005 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How’s the flat spell going Joggly?
Coelacanth1005 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I could see Ed MSW producing yet another...but this time totally different...'surfing' special feature...including VP tho'. Very little text...LOTS of video...with a Tarantino-approved sound track!!!...Rough Concept: A few proud, brave, competitive...but average...cold-water UK chargers(VP, Kiwi John, Muenchklerrr, etc.)take on maxing Teahupoo...paddle-in only...for a very generous 'Survivor-Takes-All' purse. Sponsored by Red Bull, Quiksilver, PowerBalance, Rupert Murdoch, etc.
the vanity project1005 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How about Dudette, Dicer and Sneaky Badger versus Kiwi John, Meuchkler and me. Stand ups vs prone….a sort of girls vs boys if you will. Although if its chopes I may have to break out the tea tray as well and defect
Coelacanth1007 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
When you hear bongo drums...you automatically think of old school soul surfing, stoke, laid-back living, natural surroundings, live-and-let-live attitudes, happy moods(enhanced or not)...Basically Byron Bay...Right?...Well...that's what makes this video so wrong...It's NOT the Byron Bay way...and we have to kill it before it spreads...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVk3D4AnnAY
Meunchkkleeerrr III1008 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hello veepstain how are you? Still giving it some on the forums I presume. Movember again, parks and swimming pools remain out of bounds for fear of being burned to death by the mob for resembling a "peedow". how's life treating ya?
the vanity project1007 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ola toolbag, long time no trolling. Yes, all is well in the Peoples Republic of Veepstershire. How was Cali. Hope you made the pilgrimage to Jim Muenchkler’s home break while you were in burgerland or was that the other coast? You still in Devon? Any fruity Cornish surf missions on the horizzledizzle?
soutie1012 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
when will this unbelievable season end ? i have shit that needs to be done. 17 degrees every afternoon in nov. sunny. offshore. crowds goneski. heaving swell.
the vanity project1012 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Careful what you wish for Clownshoes, you may curse us all with Byron millpond syndrome.
soutie1012 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahahaha classic (almost legendary, but never will be)
the vanity project1012 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The bonglord may soon be needing a longboard
Get Joggly1012 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
smug repo pending, when im back from surf !
the vanity project1012 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I’ll be too surfed out to read it
Coelacanth1012 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've seen the MSW Byron Bay report/forecast numbers already...Looks more like our Florida stuff down there these days...Onshore wind...short period 'swell'...Coolio might not even go...The Byron Bay smug scale must re-adjust for the Summer season...Or...The Bonglord...(+1 VP)has OTHER reasons to STILL be so smug...Yeah, I know...#1...It's NOT Florida...it's Byron Bay...
the vanity project1011 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
+5 for comparing Florida to Byron. Soooo pwned
Coelacanth1011 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dammit...Just saw the smug repo(& bitchin' pic!!!...sooo unfair)for Friday...Coolio WOULD have gone afterall!...But HE would probably have missed the narrow 'window of opportunity' for low/no/offshore wind quality...just like he usually does in Florida...Oh wait, I forgot...In Byron Bay...they last all day...DOHHHHH!!!
the vanity project1009 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soooo pending
DirtyMomma Hendry1007 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soutie...I wish I had your troubles...I moved from the house I own in the center of the state to the coast, just in time for cold weather and wind chop cross swell heavy current BS beach break waves :(....I guess you could say "i'm getting all sorts of shit done" :(
DirtyMomma Hendry1007 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
O' but I am crossing my fingers for Monday's report to hold true! Yippie! :)
Coelacanth1023 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry Veeps...I was afraid this would happen. I break out of my self-imposed dormancy to leave a comment or two in a pun thread...and all your delicate work of drawing 'the hippy' out falls apart. He's back in delete mode again. Same day too, so...clearly there's a connection. He's way funnier and more intelligent and entertaining than I previously thought too...so...back to my cave...sniff.
Coelacanth1023 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We have met the enemy...and he is me...(sooo sniff).
the vanity project1021 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah, if he cut his hair and used soap once in a while he'd be quite a catch.
Get Joggly1021 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
TVP are you perhaps a hair dresser by trade ?
the vanity project1020 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
if you'd seen my recent car history i can see why you might think that but no, you'd assume wrong J-dog. And whats with this TVP nonsense, its just VP, Veeps, the Veepster, Veepstallion, das Veepsternator, V to the P, Van, V-dog, the VanVan man, V-unit, el Vansky or little lord Veeplington. Keep it simple Jogs, dont over think things
Get Joggly1020 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok ill just put your hair hang up down to MPB syndrome !
Dicer1020 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(spewing coffee!)ha ha ha haaa.... ha ha ha
the vanity project1019 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I prefer to think of it as getting my Slater on. And careful what you wish for Jogcicles, I made a pact with Neptune. Every time I lose a follicle a close out is born in Byron Bay.
Get Joggly1019 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is it any coincidence we currently have a feature on Dorian ... popularly believed to be the first to "go" ?
soutie1019 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you forgot von Nutty PooEject.
Coelacanth1012 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Vanan The Barber-ian
Coelacanth1009 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
The Nutty Pro-Hairdresser...
Dicer1036 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
spitting barrels down the River mouth! You working today then chief?
the vanity project1036 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Was there yesterday, pretty fun eh? Went for a gander at Porthmeor today but the diameter of my sphincter changed quite noticeably after viewing the thickness of some meaty barrels so headed round the bay.
the vanity project1035 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
twas chunky...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=243603
Dicer1037 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mental weekend! did you get in Veeps? Hayle was fucking nuts!
Get Joggly1037 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Too busy carving pumpkins
Dicer1037 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha, yeah guessed as much! hows things with you Joggly?
the vanity project1037 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pumpkins: Only time I get to carve something hollow! And Joggly, just be thankful I couldn’t find any matted seaweed to use as grubby dreadlocks otherwise you would be gracing the front page today playing with a dreamcatcher and bongos.
Get Joggly1037 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
... burning at both ends
soutie1034 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry jogs. not iconic enough . I'm honoured by the homage.
soutie1055 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
should have some good swell soon, hows the carcass maintaining ?
the vanity project1055 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
this old offcut is getting salty and pickling in the brine, wouldn’t have it any other way
the vanity project1055 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good little sesh this arvo in some glassy 4ft waves, please message me again when i am due more swell it will save me having to look at the new forecast redesign and decide if i like it or not
sqirl1055 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...yet another commonality you share with vienna sausages!
sqirl1055 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....all you need now is to be fondled by construction workers on their lunch break and we can officially change your name to the Viennapork Product!
the vanity project1054 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the Vienna tea (break) project
Spongerdudette1069 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''go all dudette''..lol.
sqirl1069 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
was it the whinging part or the p@mmie part that touched the nerve?
the vanity project1068 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I didn’t delete the thread squiz, so it was whoever left the first post or admin or the Syrian cyber crime dept channelling the spirit of joggly.
sqirl1068 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
......they musta been using one of them WEEDgie boards!
Coelacanth1075 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A present for you...http://www.aoltv.com/2011/09/21/seasme-street-glee-spoof-video/?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk2%7C98151
the vanity project1071 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I will give you a quid if you can correctly guess how quickly I clicked off that link
Coelacanth1071 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I give...and I give...and this is my reward...=,^[
soutie1070 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
not as fast as me van, thats for sure.
soutie1070 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and i nearly watched squirl's 5 minute exploding boil opus (sorry) to the end.
Coelacanth1070 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(re-edited from original version posted 5 hrs ago...to add 'even more' guilt)... Et tu, Sou-tay...You'll be even more sorry when I'm gone...
Coelacanth1070 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Guilt starts with the letter G too!!!
Dicer1078 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey veepster!! for a minute there I thought that NOBODY loved me anymore! Had a really good run a swell haven't we, so yes had a nice few dips with the crew and even went in at (dare I say it) Nurco (code~23rd). Hows tricks with you broski? I see you're still dominating with your razor sharp wit =)
the vanity project1077 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
yup, good to hear from you, had a fun summer, even been out on my bodyboard a bit recently, i may be converted yet! would love to get the hang of drop knee, looks dead good fun
Dicer1077 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice, hows the injury healing (did a bit of thread poaching!) pleased to hear you're still catching waves despite it though. DK is the future buddy, lower centre of gravity to throw tail too. HIYAAAAA (Miss Piggy)
the vanity project1077 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
getting old is pap, lots of niggles, not getting back to 100%, not as fit as last year, wasn’t that fit last year anyway….must ….resist….urge….to…..buy…..log
soutie1077 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dominating ? ha ha.
soutie1076 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
here is a tip to avoid injury. when you drop your knee, drop onto something soft.
Dicer1076 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha, cheers Soutie! veepster you're older than me? 33 now bud and having a baby in Jan. Not me personally (although my gunt is impressive!)got.....to.......keep.......on.........wave.........riding
Spongerdudette1075 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Congrats Dicer on your forthcoming arrival. But girlies grunt!!!!! Nah she'll be too busy grabbing and squeezing your ''delicate area'' that got her into that condition in the first place to be doing that hahahahahahaha. But seriously, bet your woman will as quiet as a mouse...so you'll be safe, that's all just hyped up crap on tv shows. But I bet you can't wait until you're able to get the little one his/her first board and wettie :)
Coelacanth1075 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Think he meant so type 'gut' dudette...instead of 'gunt'...or grunt...It would make more sense to me. Unless I'm missing something here. Congratulations Dicer...Now we know where you've been and what you've been up to. Please don't name him Cesar...or Kingy. How 'bout...Davey? ;^)
Dicer1075 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha, already got my cricket box sorted! And yeah already got plans for little one to get shralping in the water as soon as poss!!
Spongerdudette1075 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha, yeah I think you're probably right Coelocanth....but hey at least Dicer is aware now!! lol.
Coelacanth1075 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well...someone in the English-speaking world(of MSW I mean)must maintain standards...Things are slipping so everywhere I look. Plus, the idea of Dicer grunting had me thinking he might be a closet pooh stance type(What IS it with you Brits and your pooh fixations?)...and that sickened me!...DK is OK!...I badly need to work on my leg strength...and that looks like the best way to do it...if I can overcome the stigma. ;^).......PS: Well, I see dudette has edited out her snarkiness about my misspelling fixation...which renders my snarky response about it a bit meaningless...and only makes my reply even longer...So blame dudette!...It's NOT my fault!
Spongerdudette1075 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't blame me for your ramblings lol ;p
soutie1075 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
dont know about DK, but he is expert at DL.
Coelacanth1087 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep...Sqirl is definately the cock of the weeder walk... ;^)
Coelacanth1087 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Go Cocks!!!
the vanity project1087 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
once again i'm away for a few days and i dont have a f@@king clue what you are banging on about. But +5 for the word count grandpa
Coelacanth1086 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
How is Sir Muenchklertini anyway?
the vanity project1085 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm injured, nothing serious but i've 5 bone dry wetsuits in varying states of decay justing itching to be pissed in
soutie1085 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the old recurring tennis elbow hey?
Coelacanth1085 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry to read that Veeps. Hope you don't miss any good waves. I'm assuming it was NOT(that's my favorite new word...inspired by Soutie)a paddle-related injury(vagueness in 'paddle' meaning there...inspired by Joggly). I read one of 'our' storms(Irene)was stirring things up a bit over there right now. Time to take some pics again?!!!...Now IS the best time of the year for quality waves over there too, isn't it? One of my fanatical friends has been known to surf with a cast on his forearm...rather than sit out a decent swell. Ummmmm...I think I know who gave you(at least)one of those +1s up there VP...and my eye is twitching a bit just thinking about it...Grrrrr...Am I under my word count?...I never check. ;^)
the vanity project1085 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No probs, I never read em
the vanity project1085 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
‘Tennis elbow’ been bugging me for a while now so I followed the shining example set by Prince and had my bottom 2 ribs removed….. problem solved. “Go Cocks” indeed
the vanity project1085 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just had my first test run after the op……takes some getting used to, but defo better than hospital food
Coelacanth1085 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am beginning to dread Googling your cryptic(to me anyway)little toss-offs :^[...and then finding out things I didn't really need or want to know about...ewwwww. Almost makes me glad to be so old...still so pure of heart...& relatively unjaded. That's it. No mas.
Coelacanth1085 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That may be of some interest to Mantis tho'.
soutie1103 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude, you had to get all serious and spoil the fun
the vanity project1103 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Au contraire Coco. When it comes to the wind up I get my kicks with the double bluff strop to draw the opponent out when they think its gone too far……like now for example. We’ll call that 1-0 to me shall we? Still, its good practice for you, Burner is on nights next week.
soutie1103 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah right, the mighty vanity was disgrunted at being "bested" and dropped his lip. hahaa double bluff. 2 -0 to souts. (does chillocat imaging its duelling pistols at dawn or what)
the vanity project1103 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha Didn’t think you’d buy that, worth a shot though. You are being more Pennywise than Krusty lately though
Coelacanth1103 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, since I see one of my many nicknames being used here...I guess I will hazard a reply...Rather than imagining dueling pistols at dawn...I imagine me singing John Lennon's 'Imagine'...which I truly think is one of the best anti-conflict songs ever!...And then the two of you hold hands...and then hug and kiss...NO I did NOT imagine THAT!!! I am just kidding. I really do enjoy the occasional battle of wits and insults you two have. I wouldn't bother with this website just for the pics. It's the pic comments and banter...and no one does it better and makes me laugh more than you two...except maybe Sqirl...DOHHHH...I think 'bested' was a word I used in a reply in that thread to provoke Veeps into a response to Soutie's excellent 'candy' comeback. I deleted that reply(plus another one of mine with a link) to let you two continue your banter as it began...just between you two. I thought maybe Veeps would do a word reversal and say something like...'But you do get strange from sweet men, don't you Soutie?'...Ya know...something like THAT! I have to admit...I was a bit shocked at what did appear from Veeps instead...Sooo competitive!...I TOLD you weeders he had a cruel streak...=^0...And he IS a bit scary, too...a bit of repressed hostility?...Well who doesn't have THAT? I didn't understand what Veeps saw in that Bali pic that was so 'brilliant'...but there's a lot of things I don't understand...and I never would have thought of using that to make some kind of grooming joke...But it did get the thread started didn't it?...Alright...back to my song..."Imagine there's no..."
soutie1103 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cunning googly vanity, but im not going to fall for that. wiley one, I'll give you that . you are so nearly the master.
the vanity project1102 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelocanth’s missing soliloquy : “I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure Veeps will be, fighting with Soutie for what Sqirl called "possession of my soul." There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to Joggly what we know, that deletion is a crime and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life without taking acid”
Coelacanth1102 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Arnold: "Ahhhh'll be baaack".............Maria: "No...You won't!!!"
soutie1101 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This is this, Vanity. This isn't something else. This is this.
the vanity project1113 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Joggly? You been cleaning up Coelsters messages again? +5 for the pruning shears action.
Coelacanth1105 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I can't believe he deleted my latest contribution on his page....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vGEIEJSvo&feature=related...Just when I was startin' to rack up some plus points there too!!!...Am I THAT annoying?...You wouldn't delete me too...would you?=^0...I just may declare MY page a Joggly-Free Zone...if ya know what I'm sayin'. THEN he'll be sorry!
Coelacanth1105 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh btw...It was ME that 'pruned' all my previous text here under THIS comment of yours...since I got the answers I was seeking w/out waiting...or snarkiness...from Sneaky-badger. MSW...it's like a conspiracy of cruelty...sniff...Alright delete away...I can take it!!!
Coelacanth1105 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
But I'm taking back my +1 if you do!!!
Coelacanth1105 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
You DO want to see some Hurricane Irene surf video...including hot, sultry, bouncy babes in skimpy bikinis...sometime next week...don't you?...You wont get THAT from Joggly!!!
the vanity project1104 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Every page is a joggly free zone
Coelacanth1123 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I liked your deep-fried Mars bars story...Just the right touch. One of those +1s was mine...So Scotland is a surfer's paradise too!...Who knew?...The HELL with Costa Rica!!!...Next year I AM THERE, laddy!!!...On some remote Scottish death slab(added to bucket list TODAY!). They wont slash my rental tires with broadswords or axes will they?
the vanity project1122 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stay clear of this pub eh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8OSJNDvUCA
Coelacanth1122 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh my. I see your point. I guess I'll just piss in my wetsuit then...No matter where I am.
sqirl1122 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
tried to find a clip of a brit getting the shit kicked out of himself in an american biker bar....but all that kept coming up in the utube search were videos of brits whinging, queuing....or sneaking past dental offices??
Coelacanth1122 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Uh, we're SUPPOSED to be picking on the Scots & Scotland this week...mate...NOT the Brits...for now anyway...They're like...their own independent, separate country these days...from what I've read. Kinda like South Carolina;^)...YOU might even have trouble passing THEIR immigration tests...They are THAT exclusive. Still don't quite understand why they let that Gaddafi-sponsored Libyan terrorist go free to a heroic welcome back home in Libya. The one who was convicted of killing all those innocent people over(and IN)Lockerbie when he blew up Pan Am flight 103 I mean(He's STILL alive btw, I think). Even though BP had some role in that decision making 'process'(to get deep-water Libyan oil drilling contracts from Gaddafi?)...I just can't imagine British government authorities would have let that happen...if it were actually up to them. The Brits are OK...and incorruptable!!! Maybe Scotland will give Gaddafi refuge from his current 'troubles'...for a price...Grrrrrrr
Coelacanth1122 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sqirl...If you really MUST see a Brit getting treated very badly...that...badly(sorry)...I have JUST the clip for you. Actually this is just the set up clip...an introduction to the notorious gun-slinger English Bob(Richard Harris)...from 'The Unforgiven'...It's one of Clint Eastwood's best movies EVER! Better than a biker bar scenario anyday!!! Little Bill(Gene Hackman)...the local, corrupt government authority(Hmmmmmmm)...does give him SUCH an ugly kicking & beating! Which he kinda deserves. You'll have to find the right, additional, longer linked clip for THAT(A Brit getting a beating, I mean)...after pulling up(AND watching)THIS shorter intro clip, though...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpgiKcRPB4A
sqirl1121 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i believe it were the scotts that originally populated the fair shores of south carolina!
Coelacanth1121 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I imagine they were like begatten machines wearin' them kelts around. Must've got lonely and tired of the ice and snow...and went looking for death slabs in warmer climes.
Coelacanth1121 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I knew that didn't look right...KILTS, I meant...not kelts...Although...Seeing as how so much of the population of 'The South' in general was Scotch-Irish...maybe them Scottish lads prefered wearing Irish keltic lassies as well as their kilts.;^)
Coelacanth1116 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
FYA Sqirl...A few days ago I saw a video clip of looters...I think it was shot in London...queuing up outside some smashed-open store front entryway...to patiently take their turns at stealing the merchandise.
Coelacanth1147 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
At the risk of being heavily negged here on YOUR page(yikes)...a heads up for u...some Saffa text speak dude just called u a loser(probably holdin' his fingers up to his forehead to form an 'L' even as he was typing, er, texting er, whatever)...Are u gonna take that...m8?
the vanity project1147 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Was it Soutie?
Coelacanth1147 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha +1
soutie1141 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
whchoo tlkn bout Willis
Coelacanth1166 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Whew!...Just thinkin' about trigonometry musta reeeally worn you out...At least you got extra credit for it...Um, when you get a chance...We need some help with Joggly...He seems to have gone OFF the reservation.
the vanity project1163 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Been busy weaving a giant dream-catcher to snare The Hippy © with
sqirl1178 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
a wetsuit story.....by JRR Sqirlkien...... http://magicseaweed.com/view-user-report.php?id=62213
sqirl1178 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....and just for you coolio....extra long and in eyebal report format......fyi eyeball reports are undeleteable!!!!
sqirl1178 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....the date is reversed on that report......i have a usa computer so all the msw dates go in with yank format and i put that date in with rest of the world format .....should be november not june! thats going to drive me nuts....and i cant f@cken delete it!!
Coelacanth1178 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HAHAHAHAHA...Two thumbs up Squirt...er, I mean...'J.R.R. Sqirlkien'(Lord Of The O-Rings?)...I laughed...I cried...I couldn't find a single spelling error!!!...I CAN'T say that I was moved...because that phrase no longer means what it used to for me, haha...But I did feel your pain...maybe discomfort's a better word...but not Clintonian enough for me...Um...I also felt that the length was necessary to tell the wetsuit story properly. It helps I guess if it is a compelling story...which this was. I hope you aren't on some watch list now due to your widely observed strange behavior.
the vanity project1177 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I’m calling plagiarism!! Didn’t Shakespeare first coin the phrase “beating on my sphincter like a jack hammer”?
Coelacanth1177 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sounds more like Poe(pronounced P-oh btw...not...Pooh)to me...You know...'The Tell-Tale Fart'.
Coelacanth1177 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I suspect 'Lady Macbeth' put some crushed up Ex-Lax tabs in Sqirl's soopa dupa instant coffee that morning for some reason. Did it taste a little chocolatey?
Matt Wright1181 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The crab on that shark is a Ghost Crab. Here's a picture of one. http://ian.umces.edu/imagelibrary/albums/userpics/10048/normal_Ghost_Crab.jpg
the vanity project1180 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers fella
Coelacanth1177 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Um...What kind of crab is this?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9C3ThyxIo&NR=1
Spongerdudette1176 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelocanth, what type of things are you watching in you're spare time. Coz you're acting rather ''strange'' lately to say the least! ;)
Coelacanth1176 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh, 'strange' is it?...If you were a hard core, big-wave chargin', standup surfer dude like me(& not gettin' any younger either, btw)...you'd know how very long periods of flatness...occasionally only slightly relieved by really crappy, really small wind mush...can affect the mind...If it weren't for my ability to escape my reality via non-chemical means(beer doesn't count...although I am getting a bit chunky in the waist because of it)...well...it's too scary to think about...Fyi...When I found that Marvin Gaye video clip...I saw a link to another video called 'best Indian navels'...and decided to learn more about a non-American cultural phenomenon...The fascination with women's navels that exists in India...which is what led me to that crab video. Is that soooo wrong?...Oh dear...It seems I have exceeded my word limit on VP's page AGAIN!
Coelacanth1176 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
IRONIC...innit?...spongerdudette12 days ago +1 Rating Reply It's taken me like forever to get onto your page Coelocanth but soooo worth it.....pmsl at the link +1
Spongerdudette1176 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VP is gonna tell you off Coelocanth lol. But yeah I did lol at that song coz that was funny!
the vanity project1163 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nicely flagged up SD…..sneaked that essay in under the radar did you Coels?
Spongerdudette1163 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He did try to VP, coz Coelocanth is such a slippery customer! :)
sqirl1196 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
to busy to post now....but i got a really funny story about that wetsuit i wil post soon!
sqirl1196 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
+5 for injecting suspense into a MSW thread! .......yeah bitch I just +5'd my own self.
the vanity project1196 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I’ll probably be too busy to read it later so I’m laughing at the story now hahahaha
sqirl1195 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh, .....you want be laughing when you hear the story!
Coelacanth1214 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ed did a very good intro to that very recent MSW special feature 'Aussie East Coast Alight'. It wouldn't have killed you to have complimented him on it. I did!
the vanity project1214 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I did a very good question to a recent MSW special feature on Kelly Slater. It wouldn’t have killed Ed to have answered it.
Coelacanth1214 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahem...Ohhh Kayyyyy...well, I was just gonna mention that I also left a reply AFTER the words of praise in MY comment...correcting the spelling of the word soldier(instead of Ed's...as solider...for fun...really!...I am NOT obsessive!!! A mild-mannered shit stirrer?...Perhaps.). Then Grant Davis...the photog of the first pic...left another reply...correcting Ed's spelling of his name...as Davies. Seeing a chance to sow some slight mischief...and thinking you would see it right away...I left yet another reply...like 'VP...is that you?'...Not a nibble from you...But within a few hours...Ed's narrative text spelling had been corrected and our 'helpful' replies had been DELETED. Aww hell, VP...It seemed funnier at the time. Thanks for nothing! Ed didn't even thank me for my 'help'.
Coelacanth1214 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wanna hear about the photog that posted a pic that made front page...except the pic wasn't his...and had another photog/profile name label on it?...except when you LATER clicked on the front page thumbnail pic...all you got was 'Photo Is Not Available'?...Me too!!!
the vanity project1212 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude, you are officially limited to 2 lines of text per subject, anymore and it will be jogglified instantly. Zero tolerance on waffle. Seriously dude, get your brevity on player. Stream of consciousness in serious need of damming.
Spongerdudette1212 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelocanth limited to two lines per subject!!!! lol lol lol lol......THAT'S impossible......jk ;)
Spongerdudette1211 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh dear VP. It looks like Coelocanth's limitation to two lines per subject has made him not say anything now! Speak Coelocanth speak!
sqirl1210 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dr. Sqirl PhD: "lets face it....you are down to a 15 line average......i think we can consider that a break through.....now lets work on your your sensitivity issues"
sqirl1210 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh...and yes that PhD is the real deal coolio!.....been takin' night classes at Tweed Heads College....good ol' THC!
the vanity project1210 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I warned you Coelio. Zero tolerance!! Think of it as Twitter, 140 characters or less, including spaces.
the vanity project1210 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Begun the flame war has
Coelacanth1203 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A flamer you are!...Whaaat?
Didier1217 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!!!!!
Coelacanth1217 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like that Dids...Good stuff...+1
the vanity project1215 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant celebrating Starwars day and Luke's having trouble with the chopsticks. Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."
the vanity project1214 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM&feature=player_embedded
the vanity project1222 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelsky: the immediate reply space below is a designated Jogglify area. All comments are welcome but subject to getting there Tabla Rasa on…..
Coelacanth1222 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Uh VP.....You misspelled 'their'...hahaha
Coelacanth1222 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OMG...and 'Tabula'!!!...Who ARE you?
Coelacanth1222 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Uh...Thanks for the -1s Chalky/Stalky/Chucky/Jim(m)i(Hendrix?)/Porky(Did I leave any out dudette?)...and/or Moosey. Is that for the loss of your Fredthedrugy profile?...or what?...I am proud to receive these negative scores from you. It speaks volumes about you. If only you had a sense of humor and weren't so twisted & bizarre. I don't care about your multiple profiles, btw.
Spongerdudette1222 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes you did miss out the names of his other many profiles that he's got. But I'm not going to list them all here because firstly the comment box probably doesn't have enough space to list them all. And secondly it will keep him guessing as to how many I/we know about. Oh and btw Chalkie/Stalkie/Chuckie....dickhead we've known for ages!
the vanity project1222 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
2 typos in one sentence from the Veepster. Feel free to make a donation to the “ Derek Zoolander Centre for kids who cant read good” ……transforming communities
Coelacanth1221 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here's something you might enjoy for it's slightly wicked irony VP...A comment from Ed...on MY page...that is gradually approaching that magical negative threshold when the bad thing happens. That's right...Ed is about to be voted below threshold by out-of-control(by MSW anyway)search engines(I have no idea what they are...or what they are looking for...or why that somehow affects the numbers on comments and replies)now slowly but surely rendering the MSW comment rating system into a meaningless mess. It is especially 'enjoyable'(?) because he is discussing MSW website/profile security...HERE IT IS: ed-msw186 days ago -15 Rating Reply No, all passwords are encrypted thus no one can ever see them -- even us. If you request a new one it will generate you a new random one. Incidentally you might not want to publish this on the web.
sqirl1221 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Beh......
sqirl1221 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VIL..AQUA!!
Coelacanth1220 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WoooooHOOOOOOOO!!!...Bevo goes TOPLESS...http://www.freaksurfmag.com/news-claire-bevilacqua-in-espn-magazine-body-issue-208.html
the vanity project1219 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Fuck it, I’m not Johnny 5, not reading all that pap, cant imagine Ed did either!
Coelacanth1219 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Jogglify it all VP...You asked me what admin had to say about the ever rising negative points on your profile page...and others. I am beginning to think Joggly has been right to constantly clear his page. All the text some of us(I'm the worst one)have left on our profile pages probably does encourage outside search engines to crawl all over looking for key words and phrases. I once Googled 'Madam Chow's House of Pain'...just to see where/how you came up with that name in one of your imaginary ramblings...and it took me right to your MSW profile page. Somehow all that searching is inadvertantly screwing with the ratings randomly...NOT maliciously. So I think Ed is right. Dammit. We have met the enemy...and he is us. I'm gonna clear my page tomorrow.
the vanity project1219 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Of course I could just delete all this pishposh and save 10 inches of profile page (that’s 6 inches in Australian web pages Burner) but I do loves a good negging, balls to the internet bots, bring the rain bitches!
Coelacanth1218 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
MINUS 5!!!...Sniff...I'm not talking to you anymore Joggly...you really know how to hurt a guy...Just for that...I'm rethinking my decision to clear my page!...So THERE!
the vanity project1218 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"10/4 old buddy, Destroy…..Kill All Hippies"
Coelacanth1228 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Re: This latest profile statement of yours. To wit..."i did a Reubyo last year but it was never filmed...........and it was on a tidal bore......after a barrel....twice!"...
Coelacanth1228 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
...Except what VP's callin' a 'Reubyo' was actually just a corned beef & swiss cheese & sauerkraut pasty...Twice, eh?...OK, so you ate two of 'em. The rest was probably a post-pasty endorphin hallucination. We all now know...thanks to Rip Curl's unleashed challenge...that no Brit has ever been pitted in any UK tidal bore 'barrel'. Show me pics/video of the Loch Ness Monster first.
Coelacanth1228 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I used to think VP was talking about girls when he regaled us with his wild partying past and his many drunken & amorous encounters with 'birds'...Now I'm not so sure...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?redisplay=true&photoId=216593
Spongerdudette1228 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol Coelocanth...but here's Nessie ;p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lh7PxF1-2M&feature=related
the vanity project1228 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nessie: ta-da! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=109126&browseSession=f354240a864f6619ec509d2cb4d94e0d
the vanity project1228 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
#winning
Coelacanth1228 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That guy looks a bit like Tom Curren to me...OMG!...IT'S A FIRST!
Coelacanth1238 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If only we could photoshop a Muenchklerr into this Severn barrel...http://www.tidalbore.info/england/Photos/sevbore1.jpg
Coelacanth1238 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Btw...I posted THIS link in that previous 'Bono' teaser/special feature about a week ago...and for some reason it got deleted. I got it via Google...after reading someone else's comment. Any idea why it would get deleted? I honestly don't know...http://coastalwatch.com/news/article.aspx?articleId=8373&cateId=3&title=Riding%20Bono
the vanity project1237 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Jogglified by the Man?
Coelacanth1237 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think so...but I don't remember if it was a stand alone comment...or a reply to someone else's comment...easily deletable by them. I just thought it was a bit strange...since we did have to wait a bit for the rest of the video...and the 'unleashing' of more information. Hmmmmmmm. It doesn't really matter anymore, sniff, sniff. Now that the cruel, evil, heartless Sqirl has jogglified me elsewhere this morning, simply because age has rendered me no longer a 'chick magnet', I have almost lost the will to comment anymore. I'm just gonna sit on my page and wack any varmints that appear there with my cane.
Coelacanth1237 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......Grrrrrrrrrr...............JGRO11 hours ago +3 Rating Reply In the comments for the 7 ghosts trailer someone mentioned last year's Pacific Longboarder Mag article on the "Bono". In that issue they in fact have documented a longboarder tucking into a barrel. Ok so he isn't getting shacked but still...case closed? http://coastalwatch.com/news/article.aspx?articleId=8373&cateId=3&title=Riding%20Bono
Spongerdudette1237 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha ''I'm just gonna sit on my page and wack any varmints that appear there with my cane.''hhahaha.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1239 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey felch biscuit. Wow i got so riled up about that first bore barrel bullshit. Hows that for illiteration? Anyway hope you are well, im off again and the van's ready for the next 6 months of being lived in all week! No doubt ill pop back to see how far my coments went down like a shit sandwich. keep rolling bro...:)
the vanity project1239 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Morning ballsap, hope all is well, love to the mrs. I enjoyed your surf film you made…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_81fMlXOdl8
Coelacanth1246 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey...Funk Soul Brutha...Check it out now! Curtis Mayfield Returns!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZlWDjoiJhc&feature=related
Spongerdudette1246 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....But the ''other'' Fred is still around. Ed seems to of missed this other one......or didn't realise that there were two.....http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=105266
Coelacanth1246 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That is the 'Flintstone' Fredthedrugy. Not the main offender. There was another one...Fredthetossbox. A total of 3 Fredthewhatevers. Don't know if they were/are all the same person or not...but why take chances. I say nuke them all...as long as Mantis is OK with it.;^)
Spongerdudette1245 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha, I seen the third one as well. But never really sure if it was different people or the same person talking to himself all the time lol.
Coelacanth1244 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, the Flintstone Fredthedrugy's profile page is no more...'PAGE UNAVAILABLE'...dudette. How's that surveillance on 'Fredthetossbox' going?...Wonder how long before the next batch arrives?...Sigh...
Coelacanth1244 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would sing my usual 'Freddy' Mercury song at this point(talk about irony!)...you know the one, haha...But the game ain't as fun anymore.
Spongerdudette1244 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That just proves with the latest Fred deletion that Ed really does read all of our comments (deleted or otherwise) and actually takes notice. OR could it be that he thinks that we're important people and just reads ours lol ;) Haven't done surveillance for the past day or so (fb status would say why), so I can't really say what's happening there. But have you worked out who the ''real'' Moosey is yet Coelocanth....think about it!
Coelacanth1243 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don't want to think about anything, dammit! This is MSW. Who bothers to think here. I want to laugh & have fun...like I do when, on rare occasions, I actually get to surf...in this flatness-cursed corner of the Atlantic Ocean...Although now that you mention it...Chalky/Stalky/Chuckie's mentioning of different IP's does sound vaguely familiar...Hmmmmmmm...Dohhhhhhh!...Now you made me think again. I'm just glad that Ed cleaned up his own profile page finally and has restored some illusion that he cares about us loyal, fun-loving, considerate, (relatively)non-crazy weeders.
the vanity project1242 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Meh…..Ok…so I’m lost. Don’t make me Jogglatize this thread
Coelacanth1242 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh, I see...You decide to pick up your ukelele and go tiptoe through the tulips for a few days...leaving the rest of us to deal with all the Fredthewhatevers...and other assorted(& associated?)loonies(ahem)...and then expect a full report on what you missed?...Well, I'm afraid you still don't understand your role in this organization mister(?...What gender was Tiny Tim anyway?)...YOU are supposed to keep the loonies on the path...with your fearsome wit and sarcasm. You can't expect Ed(VP: "Red Team clear this Fred"...indeed!!!)to do it in a timely manner...if at all...can you?...He's got more important things to do, dammit. Like MSW special features...I'm stuck here trying to avoid the 'loonies'...at least until what 'they' are saying either starts making some sense or somehow becomes funny to me...But one in particular keeps following me(and others)around.
Coelacanth1242 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN: In a lightning fast display of overwhelming MSW managerial force...Red Team has vaporized a hostile profile(with a current front page pic!)sometime early Saturday morning...who apparently seriously miscalculated what was and what was not permissible on MSW with posted comments on Friday night...Details will follow as they become available(But I have almost all the nasty stuff in text files, hahaha)...I take back everything snarky I've said about Ed lately, heh, heh. I was just kidding Ed...You know me, right?...You da man Ed. Good Work!!!
Spongerdudette1242 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
...Lol Coeolcanth. So....''another one bites the dust...another bites the dust...and another one gone''. But yeah like you say about Ed...he's da man....I love Ed! ;)
Coelacanth1241 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
IRONIC isn't it?
Coelacanth1241 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Veeps...If you missed the very recent thread where ZigZoggly and SmokeySqirl were having fun with Andy Irons' name(even though it probably WAS too early for that)...what I just posted will have a lot less meaning for you. That bit...their best work in ages, btw...has, sadly to say, gone 'up in smoke'. It was only slightly disrespectful to AI & fans...It WAS very creative & entertaining otherwise...Sadly also, while THAT bit has been deleted...other less worthy 'stuff' remains. There is no accounting for taste.;^)
Coelacanth1241 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Final entry for me in this thread, I swear VP. But something further to consider before you 'jogglatize' it...Joggly HAD a reply here...just above my 'IRONIC...' observation(to which it was a reaction...I think it was Joggly who gave me the +1, btw...as I did to him.). In it, HE urgently requested you to 'jogglatize' this thread!!! He has SINCE then deleted that request...Who knows why? He is Joggly after all. By doing that...even more confusion was created in this thread...Ohhh, I see! Of course! That was what the Ozzie wanted!!! Are you gonna let him have what he wants? Are you gonna let the Ozzie win?...Is the Baron Von Nutty going sooooo delety also?
Get Joggly1240 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What'chu talkin' 'bout ?
sqirl1240 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i dont know what the hell is going on here!.......ignorance is bliss.
Sneakybadger 1240 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhzcjpEwck1qed912o1_500.jpg
the vanity project1239 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maximum meh! Sneakys post made more sense than all of the above. Ed please delete this thread on my behalf, I cant take my finger off the pulse of popular culture, and my other hand is fondling my ballbag.
the vanity project1239 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelskytron, as you claim Ed reads everything, no luck on his page so I’ll try again here: “Any news about the Kelly interview? Or failing that can we have another Wipeout Redux section like the ones from last year please”
the vanity project1239 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ed, don’t delete this thread until you have read and ignored my last question again, cheers, x
sqirl1238 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sqirls wife got an interview!.....she said it was an "in her face interview"....she still hasnt posted it either ed! .....so dont feel bad. ......Was your interview an "in your face interview" too?....dont throw in the towel yet ol' chum......you might need it!
Coelacanth1232 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I imagine if we could see Ed's face...at least one of his eyes would be twitching...;^)
Coelacanth1276 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yah...I know what a devotee you are to Selway/Whomp mag...so you've probably already seen this. But just in case you haven't...here's a Kelly Slater interview. Once more...Coelocanth delivers where Ed disappoints!!!...http://www.whompmag.com/index.php/archives/676
the vanity project1275 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey bud. Yeah that Ed guy is well rude innit, he’s been blanking the interview requests for far too long now. Kudos to Whomp for the exclusive though, probably best she doesn’t answer my pro surfer sex question though, she is only 17. Scratch that…just read she has a kid. WTF, I was still playing with my star wars toys at her age! …..(that’s not code for stroking the wookie)
Coelacanth1297 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How come YOU don't come up with winners(weiners?) like this anymore Herr Von Nutty???...(Thread on Mantis' page)Soutie32 days ago +10 Rating Reply killing me softly with his schlong
the vanity project1292 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
eerrr, Ground control to major schlong, Clownshoe's jokes are older than the fossil record
the vanity project1309 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Interwang is on the fritz and not much free time lately, hope all is well people
Meunchkkleeerrr III1313 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i took him away with me and he is mine now. He is happy, if slightly bruised and overused but I dare say the cakes and lube helped although not in that order. His flaxen mane and shining teefs have been transformed into a beautiful and heroic visual delight of a man. Plus I also taught him to surfer proper and stop all this goofy nonsense. Apart from that he remains unable to speak, but warm and cosy. Sometimes i am convinced he is even trying to smile through the tears. Biddly biddly BOP.x
Coelacanth1312 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I always thought he did protest too much. I didn't realize his stated preference for supermodels was for a Super-duper man model like you Sir M!...Btw...Did YOU delete me recently?...Or was it...The-one-who-never-deletes-anything-BUT-Coelocanths?...sniff
Didier1308 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
as long as he is happy!! give him one from us!! And no lube! Youre being far kinder than he deserves!
Didier1317 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hmmm I hear you have recently done a disappearing act.. however i find that hard to believe, i wonder if you have grown sick and jaded with the world (we all know the world to reside within the confines of the MSW walls), and decided to merely watch from the wings for a time?!? In anycase i will now start looking into the Vanity disapperance case! It will be as if super sleuth Sherlock Holmes himself was on the case! I just need to find my trusty Watson.... (im thinking Coel perhaps?)
Coelacanth1316 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You do realize, Dids, that in some revisionist(?)versions(too lazy to Google)...Watson was the smarter of the pair(You are actually light years ahead of me socially & intellectually at your young age, Dids...compared to me at your age). I do fit into the harder to revise, older(but not necessarily wiser)category, however...This IS the rudeness you'd expect of a Baron...Von Nutty...if it is, in fact, a choice to ignore & abandon us. I blame Mantis. He broke Veep's heart with his latest MSW religious/racist rant and the subsequent backlash...NOT an easy thing to do. So why do I feel guilty too?
Coelacanth1316 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Of course...It's possible that Soutie's latest math quiz right around Christmas time was the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak(the final straw)...Such an ugly rivalry.
Coelacanth1325 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
YOO HOOO....Library PORN for YEWWWWWWWW.....http://evillibrariansupervillain.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/bodice-rippers-21-of-the-most-ridiculous-romance-novels-ever/
Coelacanth1325 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
YOU should be finding stuff like this for ME, Dammit!!!...Jane Austen's Fight Club...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PM0om2El8
Coelacanth1324 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So...Trying to ignore me are you?...OKAYYYY...I take back what I said about...you know...'Liberace'...Alright?...JEEEZE, So sensitive...Ve haff vayyze off maaakeeng you reeezpond!!!...Herr Von Nutty...Librarians Do Gaga...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_uzUh1VT98
Meunchkkleeerrr III1341 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey fuck bag - happy new fuc;king year you slut munching turd burglar! I came on here at precisely 1152 pm to let you know that nothing is lost, all is for gain and all you have to do it take it, keep it and LIVE it baby. yes, i said baby. But since I doubt a response, just know that surfing and the underground jimming/muencklering continues like a mofo in the sweet beans of life. Have a good one buddy and once in a while check out www.ibumdogs.com for perspective. Love ya 2011 woopeeee beans!!!
the vanity project1340 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
1: atrocious spelling, check. 2: random swear word combos, check. 3: dog-bumming web reference, check…….there can be only one, looks like a bona-fide Meunchkler comment. Welcome back wufter but only a total douchebag spends new years eve on internet forums, you sour faced old fish wife. Even if it was posted from your Wang-phone from the pub, it is still maximum Meunchklerising. Hope 2011 is an ultra jimming extravaganza for you. I started it in fine style and was in the water by 9am to sort out my girly hangover. Some nice rides but got blatantly raped by one very rude and unsavoury set. Just got back from 2nd sesh and am going to have a hearty snack and an even heartier wank, ….that website any good?
sqirl1338 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahah!!! merry late christmas and happy new year to you too Venetian Pimple!!
Coelacanth1341 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VAAAAAAAAAAANE..........COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdd07SDHv5Q
the vanity project1340 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
As I’m British shouldn’t a “Palerider” clip have been more appropriate? Been catching up with my family up country, been internet free all week. Bonus!
Coelacanth1340 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sniff...It's NOT all about YOU!...Sniff...Oh, wait a minute...What am I saying?...Forgive me...Still, if you only knew how many minutes of mental fermentation & memory searching it took me to come up with that...concept. In related news...much has been deleted now...but there was a kind of mini(?)/global(?) 'range war' here while you were gone that got a bit ugly. The usual Holiday Season stuff. Wish I hadn't been here. Next year I'll know better.;-)
I love beef curtains me !!1346 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
All the best VP ! Beefy wishes you and your family a great crimbo and new year :)
the vanity project1340 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you too Tonto!
Mel in Florida1347 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks vp, merry christmas to you too!
dangalow1347 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Happy holidays Vantanamo and don't drop the soap!
the vanity project1340 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers fella, you too
Portpipe1348 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
happy christmas hombre. give her dixie boyo!
Spongerdudette1348 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Happy Christmas VP.
the vanity project1347 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you too poppet, x
Sneakybadger 1348 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have a interesting and informative religious holiday Veeps!
the vanity project1348 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers dude. Merry Christmas to all the usual suspects
soutie1349 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
heres one for the mathlete. 3 men (non dodgy) share a hotel room. the receptionist say the room is 30 dollars. each pays 10 and they go up to the room. oh no, says the receptionist, the room is actually 25, hey bell boy, take this fiver up to the men. now he wonders how to divide 5 dollars three way, difficult, so he pockets 2 and gives each man one dollar. do you see where i am going... each man paid 9 dollars for the room, 3 9´s are 27 plus the 2 he pocketed = 29. where is the missing dollar?¿ happy christmass mate
Coelacanth1349 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooooooooh...I know...I know...Hurry up Veeps. It's not THAT plebian! Or difficult. Man, what a flood of words we are in for now!...Whaaaat?
the vanity project1349 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is this the same 3 guys from the CT article whining about having to share a hotel room? As they are so hard up for entertainment then presumably the spare dollar has been wedged down the bellboys pantys while he is doing a little dance for them cos the groupies don’t waste their time with scrubs.
dangalow1348 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've heard this joke before sout....I think two of the fellas go into the woods with a dollar(which happens to be 4 quarters with US currency although I guess there's only US dollars, duh!) and one takes a dump but has nothing to wipe with and the other suggest using the dollar...so the one that pooped comes back and says," great..now I've got a hand caked with crap and 4 quarters shoved up my butt!"
mantis1352 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
In response to your comment about the drunk Ozzie, well VP, I'm no El Ray, yes the legend shit stirrer, but how am I doing so far when it comes to stirring up a few half wits? The funny part isnt the actual initial insult I put out there, its watching all the pathetic, so thought profound come backs and righteous statements that I feed on and then I get to fire back. And then there are some guys that are truly hilarious in my opinion. nastyP.Dat be me is hilarious. trying to figure out who it is. I am familiar with the rhythm of the stuff he is putting out. Just cant place him yet. So, I know its cheap thrills but hey...wait till Xmas or News Years Eve. That's when I have big things planned for the show. I'll be tarred and feather by the time I get done. Note; I thought I would send this over here. I'm still feeding on that page, though I think I am full now. I am just a faceless nobody on just another web site. They are the ones that hand me the power to work them up. Yes, I'm burning in hell
the vanity project1352 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
33 years ago to this day on the 20th of December 1977 Georgi Mikhailovich Grechko made the first spacewalk from the orbiting Salyut- space capsule. Judging by your recent comments I can only assume you have been honouring this remarkable achievement by attempting to leave our planet, it would be nice if you joined us all back on Earth some time soon. I fully appreciate you like to highlight the hypocrisy of various peoples/faiths/cultures but some of us are worried mate. Anything that encourages people to view things from a different perspective is generally a good thing but there is such a thing as tact. I am 99% sure that if any of the guys you are currently sparring with sat and had a pint with you everyone would get on fine, but internet forums rarely bring out the best in people. Face to face, these conversations would be a lot different and more respectful but an anonymous user profile lets people say what they want without fear of having to stand by their actions. It would be great if topics like the ones you have addressed could be discussed on the forums as it makes us all a bit richer and hopefully more tolerant of each other in the long run, I fear this will never be the case while profiles remain masks. Here’s a favourite quote of mine for you and anyone who is happy to slag you off: “The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.” ~Thomas Babington Macaulay. PS don’t piss in your spacesuit they are a bit more expensive than wetsuits and not as easy to flush through while on a spacewalk. Judging by the amount of tinnys you have sunk while commenting I hope holding it in until you return to Earth is penance enough for now. PPS I try and live by that quote’s advice as it makes me want to be a better person….being caught wanking by CCTV also had a small part to play in it.
mantis1351 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, some good words. and yes, lovely lead in once again VP. You can be articulate when you want. and yes, the thoughts of a drunk man sometimes are the words of the sober tongue. I have just returned from another country that people of certain minority religions, social groups and gender are not equal and are treated like shit by the mass religion. I do a lot of travel and I used to just go along blinded by the sites/surf, whatever. Now honestly, I cant. It offends me and upsets me. Some people love to throw the word racist around as noted by some others to me on the down low (credit due). Gives them the warm fuzzes inside. I actually never attacked any one's race. Race has to do with colour, hair, genes, etc. Not religion. Again, other people noticed this also and have also mentioned this to me on the private (again credit due and good looking out). So,"Mantis is a racist, now, where did I put that bitch wife number 3, and why doesnt number 5 have my dinner ready?" says the non racist equal rights advocate in his glass house. And I also think there is a little chicken-shit stuff going on. Notice how spongegirl was neg rated bcs she simple pointed out the fact that I was being misquoted. Thats chicken-shit. Leave her and the others that had a different take on things alone. Dangleberry nailed it when he commented "dont get upset or angry, throw a zinger back at him" or words to that affect. If so and so said "Australia is great except for all the freakin Christians" or "You fuckin Ozzies are just a bunch of criminal wankers" etc, I would think it was funny. I could have a beer with them. I wouldnt get angry or upset by a faceless nobody on the world wide internet. Couldnt care less. Now, where did I put my Jack D?
the vanity project1351 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"Australia is great except for Mantis” opps misquoted again ;-)……… “He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!”…..at least I got that one right.
dangalow1351 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
With the whole space thing, it reminds me of the last time Mantis got shit faced and ate a whole tube of tooth paste because he thought it was astronaut food!YUM!!!!!
dangalow1351 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
-Negged for joking Manteets? CHRIST! See mantis, you do have friends!!!!! Those f*cking masked monkeys! Can't wait to send your boyfriend to orbit Mars shit heads...NASA could use your resume you neg ninja...
mantis1351 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dangleberries, I'll bring you back on the pos vote. I think you got neg voted for associating with me. The posse. maybe. and regarding your philosophy, you're farting against thunder on that one. ever try to teach your dog to drive the car? So you can go to the pub and not worry about DUI on the way out? oh, I'm waiting for chicken shits on my page with the proverbial gun and a pack of sandwiches and 750ml 18 year old scotch. they dont have the nuts. Now where did I put my bitch? and yes VP, you did get that one right. And Great Britain, why is it great? And what happened with the teeth. England would be great except for the teeth. Did Herman Goring instruct the Luftwaffe to miss the factories and hit the dental school?
the vanity project1350 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes, in Britain, Bluetooth is not just a wireless technology for swapping shitty ringtones and grot
mantis1350 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO!
Sneakybadger 1350 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
before i begin, i'll disclose that after a 12 hour shift i thought i would have "A" beer, this is now my 7th and have a crate awaiting me in the pond (fridge is full with xmas shite so had to get creative) so excuse my rambles. As you know Mantis, i don't think you were being racist, maybe insensitive to current issues but not racist. Like you and i have said privately there is a distinct difference between race, religion and culture. What i interpreted from your comments (regardless of wind ups) was that you disagreed with certain areas of islamic culture.. nothing to do with race or religion. i know several Muslims personally in the UK and a few "cyber friends" (like youns) that i think are some of the loveliest people i have ever met, to women, to me, to everyone. However, there is a dark side (probably the side you saw when with that family) and also the side that causes the trouble world wide. To me these people are the equivalent of the KKK or (extreme) BNP members or even the eastern european neo-nazi following. They beat their kids, their wife etc, doesn't matter what religion..... Although they are (generally speaking) Christian or Catholic they do not represent the whole. This is where the problem lies. As we (Christian/Catholic nations) are subject to our own countries propaganda, we are constantly being brainwashed by "the powers that be". The more hard core muslim people are also being subjected to the same thing, they are being brainwashed into hating the west. Therefor the weak willed or those with personal vendettas are sucked in and become violent fundamentalists. Eg a jewish/black/abbo/turk etc rapes and kills you whole family, you would want to kill them and would probably be suspicious of others like them. In the same way an Iraqi may feel against coalition troops that have done similar to their families. I mean, we forget the terrible atrocities that the US, UK and OZ committed during our world wide expansion, not to mention the crusades! Even to this day, did you know there are more coalition caused civilian casualties in the middle east than where caused during the Rwandan Tutsi genocide (just shy of a million). You never see that in the news because we are spoon fed information just as the muslim states are(but against the west).... know i now that i have completely gone off topic, just some stuff i had to get off my chest. phew... rant over. PS. Mantis, i'm not trying to change your mind or have a go. Just my take on the situation! PPS.. I'm 100% agnostic!!
dangalow1349 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AMEN! Now I hope none of the geese in your pond leave love juice all over your bottles sneaks...what if they mistake it for a sex toy?
mantis1349 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh, me too DB Cooper. I am agnostic as well. Religion is about money. BIG BIG MONEY.
tjo1349 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
religion was created to control minds, the biggest conflict between east n west is like "i was brainwashed to believe that the sky is pink, and i will kill all of those who were brainwashed to believe it is yellow" meanwhile, with half a brain you can clearly see that sometimes the sky is pink, yellow, orange, .... wait my joint went out
Coelacanth1349 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Can't improve on what SneakyBadger said. Very well thought out. I call myself agnostic too. But I wish humans everywhere didn't seem to need supernatural belief systems on a personal level to remember to treat each other with respect and decency. Aggression & ignorance, fed by propaganda and the baser human instincts often seem to trump the Golden Rule...without some organized push back and control. The education, faith, healing, courage and solidarity associated with many religions can provide that...when those religions aren't being distorted by splinter groups & extremists to make things worse. For one instance, I kinda wish something besides noggin-bashing force or bullets could deal with this new, scary Russian nationalism. They're actually making RUSSIAN RAP, for God's sakes(figure of speech only), and it's an effective recruitment tool for chaos...and they have to be STOPPED! RUSSIAN RAP! GAAAAAAAAHD HELP US!...http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2039519,00.html?xid=rss-top-aol
Coelacanth1349 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nevermind...EthnicMixMaster VP is in the house...and he's got the solution to the problem...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm-4_G0koxU
the vanity project1349 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maths puzzles, pseudo-racism, Rap-skie and religious politics…… Welcome to Vantanamo
Sneakybadger 1349 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wow, interesting link coolio, i didn't realise that the Russian football/nationalism problem was on such a large scale!! Hahahaha , no geese... did i say pond!? I actually meant muddy hole.. "I put my beer bottle in my muddy hole"... i'll let you take this one Dang ;)
Coelacanth1349 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Could be worse V to the P...Your soap-on-a-rope supply is sure to be replenished soon btw.
Spongerdudette1348 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well that goes to show that you don't follow football then....or actually do you ever listen to the news SneakyBadger? There has been loads of reports on there about how bad it is, they make English/Dutch supporters look very well behaved. And your beers in a muddy hole!!!! lol.
Sneakybadger 1348 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don't really watch tv or listen to the radio. I do all my news reading online so i get to choose what i consume. Must have missed that one... or saw "Football football, blah blah world cup" in a headline and ignored it intentionally! ;)
dangalow1348 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahaha! You didn't happen to poop in the woods and have nothing to wipe with and used a 'dollar' while intoxicated did ya sneaks? Mystery solved Soutie(see top of thread)! I don't watch much TV myself unless if I can't sleep....there's a million channels and never anything worth a crap on...but if Vlad busted a rhyme I would die..."I'm in Moscow...BOOOHYOW!"
Coelacanth1348 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I wasn't gonna add any more to this thread...until I came across this video while looking for actual YouTube Russian NeoNazi Recruitment RAP/HIP-HOP Videos as stated in that soccer news story. Don't know how I picked Russia as an inspiration for a comment. VP's Russian cosmonaut space-walk metaphor beginning this thread was purely coincidental(I think). Pretty sure I was vaguely trying to think of a country where religion of some kind did NOT have some major, traditional control or influence over people's behavior...and that was where I looked. The 2018 Olympics bid by Moscow & problematical NeoNazi soccer hooligans was news to me too. When I also saw that rap videos were being made & used as recruitment tools...the glaring absurdity of it all was too much for me to ignore. It is hard for an old dog like me to take rap/hip hop seriously...or be entertained by it. It's an age thing(Putin is making me feel so inadequate...He obviously just loves his hip hop, hahaha). So I feign being upset with it/by it in all it's forms as an attempt to amuse myself and others. I don't really hate ALL of it. Just the gangsta stuff that makes real thugs rich...and inspires so much social havoc...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pqIXWyegHI&feature=related
Coelacanth1348 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If only those 'original' down-in-the-hood American rap/hip-hop artists knew where that droopy-drawers cultural statement/look really came from...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFFT6YfX6jk&NR=1
Coelacanth1360 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think I've discovered where your naughty librarian fantasy REALLY comes from...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh-lW2opLyQ&feature=related
the vanity project1359 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
She scares me big time, reckon she wouldn’t take any prisoners in the sack.
Coelacanth1358 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sarah Barracuda
Coelacanth1358 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Caribou Barbie, Bible Spice, Mooselini, Spongebrain Squarespecks
expect us!1367 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wanna make love to ya baby
the vanity project1366 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don’t have a baby
soutie1371 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
okay genius, answer this one (seriously). there are 53 smarties, you take 11 away, how many do you have ?
the vanity project1370 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I can probably solve it but I am going to need more info Souts. I mean, what is my motivation for taking the 11 smarties away? Do I get them back eventually? I need a frame of reference here, this just isn’t the normal way I consume smarties and I’m struggling to relate to the puzzle. What colours were the chosen 11 and how did I choose them? Normally I get a bag or tube of smarties and decant them onto a plate and then separate them out into 2 categories warm(reds, oranges and yellows) and cool colours (blues, purples). From there I subcategorise in alphabetical order and consume one from each pile in a clockwise formation. This whole “take 11 away” shit is just not how I roll. Currently Tescos have bags of smarties on offer at 2 for £3 which you can mix and match the deal with M and Ms (peanut and original varities). Will this puzzle work with M and M’s as I’m more a fan of those than smarties. Actually Cadbury’s Dairy Buttons are a bit more my thing but they aren’t on offer right now (although they were last month at a £1 a bag, which given our economic situation represents quite a reasonable deal, had I known you were going to set a confectionary based challenge I would have stocked up).
soutie1370 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i rest my case.
soutie1370 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
here is an easier one. a comment is vote +61, and another inferior one is voted +31. how many IQ points difference does that make on average ?
Coelacanth1370 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Someone' is challenged alright! Sooo sad. Well, at least he's still got that imagination going for him. C'mon Willie Wonka...quit stallin' for time...the clock is ticking. Here's a hint. There's more than a few.
Coelacanth1370 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Joggly got the answer right away...posted it on here briefly...and then, well...joggled it off. No, the answer isn't 420 either...Although if you average THAT over...er, I mean divide THAT by 10...you do get 42...WHOA!
the vanity project1370 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm still struggling. Have you got one on Sport or Popular Music?
soutie1370 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yip, which Norweedgian pop group had a breakthrough in astro fisicks ?
Coelacanth1369 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
G'day Genghis!...Throw another shrimp on the barbee for ya mate?...http://www.genghiskhankc.com/
sqirl1369 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahahahha....havent had a laugh like that for a while.....A grande royale battle of the tWITS this is!
Coelacanth1366 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dammit...I think Sqirl just accidentally won the Soutie 'So You Think You're A Genius' Alternate Reality VP Challenge in the pop culture division. I'm guessing Black Holes and Sucking are key words to what Soutie meant by astro fisical...although it might also have something to do with Sunshine & Light.
the vanity project1359 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I crunch abs, not numbers Soutie, I’m an athlete not a mathlete!
harveywallbanger1377 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
re read this thread again recently and laughed again at your haymaker comment, rewind http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=161723 quality thanks
Coelacanth1379 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Looks like there may be some hostile point breaks to occupy soon on the Korean peninsula. Don't quite like the sound of the 'Yellow' Sea though. Wonder if Kilgore is up for it. Do they make Kevlar wetsuits?
the vanity project1378 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The 38th parallel? Not the kind of lines I was searching for thankyou!!
Coelacanth1383 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey VP...If I say something like..."It's not the end of the English speaking world...but you can see it from here...or maybe that's just Russia."...in disgust at this article...http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20101115/pl_yblog_theticket/almost-5-million-people-watched-sarah-palins-alaska...does that make me snooty too?
the vanity project1382 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Refudiate= “A word used to indicate that those who insist that English be our only language are seldom masters of its usage!” One million words in the English language not enough to choose from Sarah? Now if she had only told them to ‘jogglatize’ or ‘jogglify’ their requests then I would have been impressed!
soutie1385 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you have a way to go yet, van. +61 on the poodle page.
the vanity project1384 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I naturally assumed this is averaged over the 31 comments you left on that thread, that makes just +2 per message, sooooo pedestrian. If you throw enough darts at a dartboard by luck one will eventually hit the bullseye ;-)
soutie1384 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually einstein, if you averaged it over 31 comments, that would be an average of 61 per comment.
the vanity project1384 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I agree, but only if you skipped maths and took acid
Coelacanth1384 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"What we have heeyah...is faaailyah...to communicate." If only VP had used the phrase 'should be divided by' instead of 'is averaged over'...there would be clarity. We know what you meant VP...but you gave him an opening and he took it. Grrrrr. Here's an example from that same pic page of how easy it was to score points back then(I guess people REALLY like jokes about talking horses in bars too). Soutie was robbed here: kayakr648 days ago +37 Rating Reply "Fantastic photo capturing life in action. Wouldn'd we all like to be a dog for a day like this." Soutie647 days ago -2 Rating Reply "only if i was a kayakr"
soutie1384 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wots the failuh to comuncate quote from ? used as a gunsnroses song opening. wheres the ol yakker quote from? which pic? i took maths and acid ,not at the same time though.
Coelacanth1384 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh yer killin' me with that spe...er, oh never mind...The classic Paul Newman movie "Cool Hand Luke"...spoken by the actor Strother Martin...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_aVuS7cOIQ&NR=1...The yakker quote is further below your +61 pts 'talking horse in a bar' joke on the poodle/yapper pic page. Thanks for keeping Herr von nutty flustered. Sometimes it helps to read positive feedback...rather than just receive massive + points, doesn't it?...Not that I would know.
the vanity project1382 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
for Soutie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy8zw815Xq8&feature=related
sqirl1382 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
so many words.....I cant be bothered to read all of them....something about...+61 average poodles failing to communicate math to guns n roses? ....I really need to get a job so I can keep up with all these threads again.....maybe next week?
Coelacanth1382 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
In my early math learnin' days we had flash cards...not flashbacks!
Coelacanth1370 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He is slowly closing the gap Soutie. Up to +42 last time I looked. Shorey is back posting comments now I see. He's sure to give VP at least 2 more plus points.
I love beef curtains me !!1386 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha lol vanity, thanks for saving me from certain embarrasment, the wife said it were Tonto...HONEST!!!!
the vanity project1386 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Women eh? If it’s any consolation apparently Tonto was hung like a horse. Probably explains the mix up. Make sure she reflects on her error while she is doing the dishes.
soutie1384 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the vaginating project
Coelacanth1388 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sooooo undecided. I feel like such a fLIP-flopper. Should I leave another PITifully ambiguous remark as a reply to Joggly's pun-a-thon provoking, surfing-themed comment...trapping me in his soon-to-evaporate thread?
Coelacanth1388 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think I'm getting the vapors! The room is spinning! MUST GO SURFING!
Coelacanth1388 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I can't decide who 'The Ambiguity Project' is mocking here...but I fear the truth for some reason in this case. Maybe taking a few big wave lips on the head today will clear things up for me. You'll always be snooty AND von nutty to me VP...double thanks to Soutie! Florida waves are sooooo gnarley!
Coelacanth1388 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hope I don't vacillate too much on my take-offs today. Could get ugly.
the vanity project1388 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“what we acquire too easily, we won't esteem very highly”
the vanity project1388 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
versus
the vanity project1388 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“let each one of you speak the truth with his neighbour, for we are members one of another”
Toad1387 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"If a short-cut was easy, then it would just be The Way."
the vanity project1388 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Information is not the same as knowledge
Coelacanth1387 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't you need information to gain knowledge? Unless of course you are Carlos Castaneda, Dr. Timothy Leary or Grace Slick.
the vanity project1387 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Are you questioning Albert Einstein? Bold move. Careful mate, Soutie might have you down as snooty
Coelacanth1387 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep, I've been a little worried about that since I pointed out chronic flaws in his spelling. On this side of the pond, anyone who reads anything other than the Bible or Guns N Ammo is in danger of being labelled an 'elitist'...and they'd prefer you stick with the Old Testament stuff. The New Testament is suspiciously Liberal. Joggly's 'Morning Of The Mo' link pulled me back to the 60's...when the word 'knowledge' became even fuzzier in meaning than before(as I recall). I remember seeing a parody of Carlos Castaneda's then very well known book, "The Teachings Of Don Juan: The Yaqui Way Of Knowledge", in a Surfer or Surfing magazine(there were only 2 then). The parody was titled "The Cervesa Way Of Knowledge" and had a photo of a guy sprawled across a table in a Mexican bar...passed out drunk. Surfers, jocks & hippies tended to be separate species back then...and hippies were much more open to 'experimentation' with peyote and jimson weed to experience the Yaqui/Shaman's 'Separate Reality' than surfers were. Hippies tended to lack the athleticism of surfers and jocks. But surfers tended to look & act like hippies in many other ways. It was a bit confusing. The species lines have almost disappeared over the decades since. I tremble at the thought that I have tried to clarify anything Einstein said...let alone you! All these quotations and changes in your once predictable, stable profile name and statement have slightly unhinged me(even more than before!)and affected my judgement(an important part of knowledge...I think...unless Einstein says otherwise).
Coelacanth1387 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I could be wrong(all this vacillation & uncertainty!)...but I believe I should get credit for giving you the 'baron' title(Anglo-Saxon barrel baron). The additional 'von nutty' term of Soutie's just makes it so much better. He'd probably be more inspired if Super Girl ever returned.
Coelacanth1385 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well I was wrong about having called you a baron first. It WAS Soutie. He called you the Brown Baron(& Herr von nutty poo eject...when he was naming his hatchlings, remember).
soutie1392 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
a word to the wise, piss in the suit on day 1. if you are drinking enough water you will be pissing 2 or 3 times in a 2 - 3 hr session, unless you have an iron bladder. rince it well is all.
the vanity project1392 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I did! They threw me out of the shop.
soutie1392 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
did you see the classic jackass where they go to buy a toilet and the guy test drives it in the hardware store. takes out his newspaper and does a shit.
the vanity project1390 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Never really got into that show. This is all the jackass i need. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLpwRMS00g he did all his own stunts too. He’d never be able to do that now in our shitty health and safety mad country. Proper Harold Lloyd old skool mentalism. Love it.
sqirl1393 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
+39!!! you've reached the pinnacle!.....go on and wiz in your wetsuit!...youve earned it.
soutie1393 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you two aussies are thick as thieves.
the vanity project1394 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Does anyone else keep looking at the Hurricane Forecast bar with the mini red box and think someone has just sent them a message in facebook?
Spongerdudette1394 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha, yeah I keep thinking the same as well.
soutie1393 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sponger dudette has written on your wall, again.
Spongerdudette1393 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OI Soutie leave it out, especially seeing as I stood up for you yesterday.
soutie1393 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks, but i prefered it when you were bending over.
soutie1394 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice return to comedy form, your Kelly question was almost worthy of being one of mine.
the vanity project1394 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes its been a vintage week for the Veepster. Inversely you are so off the boil its frankly quite embarrassing. Stop whining about iphone users and get back on the comedy roadshow like the good old days ;-)
soutie1393 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
vintage ? antique more like it, the gags are so old.
Coelacanth1395 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I found this yesterday during my Joggly-inspired quest for on-line/cyber surf 'stoke'...my mind weakened by so many ugly things lately...besides chronic flatness(& flatulence)& AI's untimely death( including our bizarre, depressing mid-term elections over here). You are probably already familiar with 'Drift Surfing'. I wasn't before but I like what I've found there so far. Don't know how you will feel about this Cornish surf chick stealing YOUR moniker(is it a commonly used term over there?)for HER 2 part article...but I think she owes you something!...http://www.driftsurfing.eu/index.php/archives/tag/vanity-project
the vanity project1395 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Probably try and steal my bollocks if I didn’t keep them in a bag
Coelacanth1376 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Funny you should mention that. There IS now a THIRD one. Just thought you'd want to know. Here's another one of those 'AXE' commercials you may have missed...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZKL74LgMg&feature=related
Coelacanth1404 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I left a reply on Joggly's page(Will I NEVER learn?)to something dudette said about 'change'...maybe she was relating/paraphrasing something Ed had told her about MSW changes causing the recent password 'difficulties'...Joggly also had an anxiety attack because of that...I was quoting one of the more memorable lines from 'Wayne's World', which was..."We fear change". Well here you are, suddenly, making all these noticeable changes right in front of us. It's a little scary for some of us.=0 My planets are starting to lose their alignments again!...NEVER thought I'd see you change that CLASSIC profile statement! THAT is HUGE!...I like the new one...but I already miss the old one. The old Veeps humor mojo is back though. YEAH! Maybe it's because good September & October swells over there have soothed the savage beast(or is it breast?...naaaa, sounds too fruity...even if it is the correct word...let's stick with beast)somewhat?...I think I DO detect a kinder, gentler and...dare I say it...less snooty(hahaha, thanks Soutie)Veeps as well! Maybe that first ever barrel was like a transformative, regenerative, door-cleansing(that William Blake metaphor has never made sense to me...wouldn't it make more sense if windows were cleansed instead?...It would have made Jim Morrison & his group sound a bit less cool I suppose, though.)experience! It IS an adrenaline rush that is hard to beat. Wait 'till you get in a big, not-so-clean barrel and think you're gonna make it...and then have a big heavy lip fold over on your head and shoulders and drive your feet, legs, torso, etc. right through your suddenly 2 piece surfboard. I had mixed emotions about that.
the vanity project1398 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha nice
the vanity project1398 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“Mixed emotions”….what like when you do a double take on a banchong and think to yourself ‘hmmm not bad’
Coelacanth1398 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well that brought up an unpleasant memory!=0
Caswellsurfer1463 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/user/ESMR#p/u/59/FVzt2HSvUis haha British humor
Coelacanth1464 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Alright...My positive work of adding +1's to all the comments on Veep's page is completed. And I taught myself a nifty trick to really speed up this drudge work and make it less tedious. It's probably similar to what the troll(s)used to add so many negs everywhere.
Coelacanth1464 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would appreciate having two Legion members restore MY 2 points on all my comments/replies on this page when they get a chance. Thanks.
Coelacanth1464 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here's the time saving 'trick' I used...and which can be used by the other Legion member(s) that take on adding the second +1 point to all comments here: Starting at either top or bottom of the page, hold down the control key(Ctrl) and keep it down while you click on the up arrow (+1)for each comment/reply. You can do all the comments/replies on the screen, maybe 5 or 6, at a time...instead of one at a time. If you scroll and click you can do even more at a time...but you've only got about 2 or 3 seconds to work with between mouse clicks. I got better at that technique about 2/3rds of the way through this chore.
Sneakybadger 1464 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice, got it! Over to your page i go! :)
Caswellsurfer1464 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wicked! You have increased the Legions proficiency 10 fold my good man! You shall be back to a positive standing in no time!! =D
Caswellsurfer1465 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Vanity! I see you have been hit hard! I have done what i can for now.. But Coel has been a recent victim of a neg attack. Gets those +1's at the ready!
Spongerdudette1465 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Doing my bit....come on team we'll beat them yet.
the vanity project1465 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So many fallen comrades, forever shall this day be known as Black Sunday. Seriously, what f**kwit has the time to neg all those comments and still look themselves in the mirror without bursting into tears at their wasted life
Caswellsurfer1465 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah.. i was thinking the same thing!! I mean it took fecking ages to +1 everything again! I remember the time when this used to be a peaceful surf website! But now.. i dunno! But we mustn't give up!!!
Coelacanth1464 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I do that mirror thing Veeps...but it has nothing to do with this website...at least until yesterday! I will start at the bottom of this(Veep's) page and work my up with +1's. It's gonna be almost as tedious as what Toad is doing on MY page, I suppose...but it simply must be done. Someone else will have to provide the other +1 point for a complete? restoration to normalcy. Still haven't heard back from MSW admin. via e-mail. They must be overwhelmed with complaints. Is there some surf contest going on somewhere?
Sneakybadger 1464 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would like to think that they must have an automated system or something, surely no one is that sad!? Maybe i'm just telling myself that to regain my faith in the human race.... perhaps they are in prison, fuck knows!?
Dicer1461 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sheeeeeeit! I've been outta this for a while and come back to THIS! WTF? Sorry for not watching everyones backs but now I'M BACK and plus-ing all of you. Lets go kick some negative A-holes!
Didier1457 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I thought you could only +/- a comment once, so how could every comment end up in the neg? or is there some kind of cartel working against us? sorry i wasnt here for all the tedious re-plusing.
Toad1469 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How do Squire? Are you homeless yet?
soutie1468 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Walk the earth, you just a bum vanity.
the vanity project1467 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hotel-motel-hostel-gutter
Dicer1476 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Hedey! Sorry, Hedley guess what?......ITS F~C~ING FLAT........
the vanity project1467 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stand firm Lid-whippet, Danielle has been spreading herself about to our friends across the pond but is gonna send us some juice next week, i'll take sloppy seconds after the summer we have had. I booked some time off spesh for it. Right on cue for september swells.
Younes1483 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey mate! Did you figure out about that "Facebook Like" thingy? I was wondering as well? Mine says "146 people like this", means they like my profile or that part of the web site, or what?
Younes1483 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hum hum... might be that.. investigation is on
the vanity project1483 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dunno, I know as much about facebook as I do about Chinese math
Dicer1488 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
don't know why but the last fewe times I've rocked up to check the surf I've got this theme in my head! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLlFAMvU4Yo
Dicer1488 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ohhhhhhhhh right! *GLOVES OFF* come on then bloobs its been a while since we've had a tussle PUT EM UP! Give us yer best shot, wait a minute, can you hear clown shoes?
Dicer1482 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I can't! My beards caught in your utility belt! there's no choice your going to have to take it off!
sqirl1496 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yo fancy pants......when you gonna up load some new pics?!
sqirl1496 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
keeping us in suspense for 200+ days is a bit of overkill!
the vanity project1495 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
See Dicers comment below. We need some proper waveys innit bird. I have been getting in with my board more lately, when the winter swells come I will trade it for some camera time.
sqirl1495 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
excuses...excuses....how about take your star wars collection and train sets to the beach and take snaps of them in front of the flatness and post those. careful though if princess leia gets sand in her crack she becomes a royal bitch!
Coelacanth1495 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Plus...he's probably been busy composing that much anticipated second part("Lord Of The Nipple Rings")of his body art diaries trilogy(Remember the "Tattoo Confessional"?) Don't rush him!!!
dangalow1494 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OH BOY!!! Can I make a request?!?!?! Since the next shot will be in the winter time, can you do one w/ all of Santas reindeer mounting each other on the beach, and Princess Leia sitting on Saint Nicks lap and him with that "Ho ho ho," Jolly x-mas look...POD for sure! maybe even use a filter for Rudolphs nose?
the vanity project1493 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Add to sleigh
Dicer1499 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I fucking hate the summer! Wassup Veeps? I've only managed a handful of times to get in the sea recently because its been so GASH. What about you compadre? I can't get out of feeling negative at the moment BAH
the vanity project1499 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yewwww. Chin up lid monkey, Atlantic hurricane season is officially upon us! Not yielding much yet but fingers crossed for some long range bumps on the horizon……Considering selling my place and going semi-feral and mortgage free so I can put in some proper hours in the water before its too late to learn how to rodeo flip (read: bottom turn)
Toad1498 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hope you don't mind the intrusion? From experience, I would say DO IT!!! Just leave enough to come back to ;)
the vanity project1497 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Getting too old for full on feral, semi-feral is do-able though
Dicer1496 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
trying to keep my chin up but it must be all the bellyboarding I've done (in the past!) as I've grown cartilage in me neck that prevents me standing/looking up properly..... you're moving bruddah?! WTF?!
sqirl1496 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sound advice toad...screw the mortgage!....JUST DO IT! (screw the Nike copyright infringement lawsuit too)
Toad1496 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Are you thinking camper van (DIY style) or trecking it, on foot? If you are choosing the van route, I would be more than happy to help you out in any way I can... I did a semi-profesional conversion 18 months ago and am doing my second now. Whatever you choose, I hope it all goes well... Let me know if I can help...?
Toad1496 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...at the end of the day, all that you will be left with are your memories.
sqirl1495 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
unless you are senile! ......then you will only be left with a smile and a wet spot on your trousers.
the vanity project1493 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Actually Toad you can help, if you wouldn’t mind carting boxes of stuff down a few flights of stairs, I have some serious car boot selling to be done. Operation Semi-feral is a go!
Toad1492 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's excellent news!!! :) If you don't mind moving the stairs and boxes to Germany, or waiting until Christmas when I'm back for a bit, then I will be only too happy to help... I was serious in my offer though, if you choose to convert a van (and if you need it). Things that I did, what I would do different, etc. Whatever route you choose, I hope it all works out well for you :)
the vanity project1492 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No dice Toad, by Christmas I hope to be looking like Stig of the Dump, but free as the wind and balls deep in any swell going, but cheers for the offer bud, I will keep you in mind.
Toad1492 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I envy you! Just make sure you end up in a country with a coastline ;) Switzerland is far from ideal for surfing... I took a 'wrong' turn somewhere along the road!
sqirl1490 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Operation Semi Feral!......+2.5
Coelacanth1489 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You'll be hanging on to that Twister game though, I suppose?!...If only for sentimental reasons, I mean.
the vanity project1489 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
It will double as a colourful poncho that will lend me an air of sophistication when I turn into a tramp
sqirl1488 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....what you really need to double is that semi feral! semi feral x2 = FERAL = +5!!! you cant argue with the math fancy pants!
Didier1520 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude sorry its taken me so long to reply, havenbt been home much since i got back.. trip to vegas then been down with the missus.. As for NZ pics, i only have a very limited amount that i posted on facebook as on my last night there some fucker stole my laptop while we were sitting in the lounge watching tv... Seething isnt even the word!
the vanity project1520 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good excuse to go back again though eh dog?
Didier1503 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
absolutely dude! i cant wait to go back, i loved it! Did you go surfing at Raglan?
the vanity project1503 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Negatory hombre, it was very small when I was there so we gave it a miss. If it was a right hander I would have stayed until I got my fill though.
Didier1499 days ago -18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I had an amazing sunset session there... first time ive ever been surfing in just shorts and a rash vest! Was absolutely outstanding.
sqirl1531 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
donkey punch to the nuts! good one on the lahinch string, fancy pants.....i am still chuckling. All around stellar last round of comments from you....+5. Harv would be proud!!
the vanity project1530 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers fluffer, only 3 months till dust off hey dog, bet you’re shitting out gold plated frisbees with excitement? What part of Oz you relocating to? I wish our British Witness Protection Program was as loose with the purse strings as yours, due to recession I was only offered Luxemburg. Best I stay with the waves in Cornwall and let the Mrs start the car in the morning as I watch from a safe distance!
sqirl1529 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Definitely moving to Joggly's or Mantis's backyard!! "Krikey mate! I stepped in sqirl shit again!" ; ) ......seriously though somewhere along the east coast depending on work and....SURF!
Portpipe1525 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
man i thought that was just another sqirl piss take with the flag and all. you're a lucky sod. been thinkin about a move there myself but i think NZ would be more my cup o Cha
the vanity project1525 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah dog, there are enough Irish in Oz Porty!!
Portpipe1524 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
too right veeps. too many ozzies too!
sqirl1524 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahaha....+5 porty! No serious as a heart attack. Immigration is a bitch!! if you want to move next year better start today! If your serious I will hook you up with some links and input that will save you some time and headaches!
Coelacanth1551 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Plaayuh...Have you seen the movie "Be Cool"? Can you recommend it if you have? I have NOT, but it's based on an Elmore Leonard book of the same name...and I'm a big fan of him and his work. I've read all his books. Even got one signed by him, woohoooo! The movies are usually disappointments...which may be why I wasn't real excited and let this one get past me...I don't recall it being promoted or when it hit the theaters. This is a pretty funny clip from it...but I don't remember all these gangstas in the book...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkNqk2MXsxA&feature=related
the vanity project1544 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nope, ain’t seen it but I heard it was a load of pap. Straight to video for this one.
soutie1535 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
pretty fond of Leonard myself. Elroy is the best though.
Coelacanth1488 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good to hear you are an Elmore Leonard fan, "Hombre". I am not familiar with this Elroy guy. Did you mean El-Rey?
soutie1572 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
how hectic is this drought?
the vanity project1571 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Word nephew! …..but on the plus side bloobies hasn’t said no to a game of Twister so I’m focussing on that to keep my mind strong
soutie1566 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the day before the swell hit i was wacked by a nasty cold. typical hey, nothing all winter but when it gets hot and sunny... sat out 3 days and went out today at the first sign of recovery. ace session but no more wallowing in self pity, there will be no mercy from she who must be obeyed. dope up on the paracetomol and put on a brave face.
the vanity project1566 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not too shabby this side of the Channel as well Schmooty. Just got back from my second helping of the day, feeling a bit rusty if truth be told, made some great comedy errors in front of the old guard at my local this morning, surfaced to see lots of heads shaking from side to side and tutting. My fitness is ok but my board skills were left wanting.
soutie1565 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mellow line up, no derisive hoots of laughter. a bit of tutting and then gather around the picnic hamper for cucumber sandwedge chow down.
the vanity project1562 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Managed to fall off my skateboard right in full view of some little kiddies yesterday, (stone jam in wheel, arse over tit) they said I was too old to be riding one anyway. I am fed up of being humiliated by either really young or really old people, I need to find people my own age who think I’m an idiot.
the vanity project1562 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My 5 bags of food shopping took the brunt of it. Couldn’t let any breakages go to waste though. If you have never seen a grown man lick banana milkshake off tarmac then keep your eyes peeled for you-tube this week, pretty sure one of those street urchins had a camera phone.
Dicer1561 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey Veeps I'm 32 and ride a bodyboard so think how I feel! still managed to get my fix on Saturday early to avoid the hordes though. Nice mellow 3 feet clean as a whistle and you?
the vanity project1561 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
32 eh dog? Don’t worry about it, they will have found a cure for bodyboarding before you are too old to be saved. You’re drop knee so they can at least halve your dosage.
harveywallbanger1560 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA HA ....street urchins...you tube.. Quality
Portpipe1601 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
im only realizing we are using the same avatar. heres me thinking yours was king kong
the vanity project1600 days ago -18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don’t worry about it, I thought your flag was The Ivory Coast. ;-)
Coelacanth1603 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Either (1)you drove your (low-rider?) Bentley(Higgins goes hip-hop) through the wrong neighborhood playing the wrong gangsta rap tunes and flashing the wrong gang(sta?) signs...or (2)you have been 'spooned' to death...No, not by Sir Muenchklerrr...by one of your, ahem, (allegedly) many, FEMALE 'romantic (but inevitably disappointed and angry) conquests'. I can't imagine any other reasons why YOU would remain 'quiet' on MSW for this long. Not right now anyway. But I will if you don't return soon. Hope it's not actually anything serious. You ARE missed! You tried to drag me back here...so I'm returning the 'favor'. We WILL make a game out of this if we HAVE to!!! Or I'll go back into hibernation.
the vanity project1602 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, been in no mans land for a while. Dealing with some fairly hefty shit, serious life changing stuff I’m afraid, big decisions, gears grinding, inevitable consequences… blah blah blah. I’ll spare you the details and before you start a guessing game, I haven’t got some horrid little slapper pregnant. By comparison to my situation that would be a fairly easy fix anyway, nothing a nice romantic cliff walk and a pre-loosened protective railing couldn’t solve. I have still been checking out the site every now and again but just haven’t had anything funny to say, I think I may have lost my sense of humour for the foreseeable future and will not return on here until I find it again. I plan to return old horse, all the best. P.S. My “low rider” is pretty much a “no-rider” at the moment. Making all kinds of very wrong noises. It sounds like a skeleton wanking on a tin roof!
Dicer1600 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
word up hommies! Sorry to hear that Veepster, (hows you Coelcanth?) I think its all the recent volcanic ash falling on us covering our souls is dismal depression. Apart from this fapping flat spell its enough to blow anyones humour chip. Along with an election between monkeys, we've got not a lot to look ahead to. I'm off now to watch the Jackie Chan section in Cannonball Run, ohh god can it really be THIS bad?! XXX (man-ly kisses!)
soutie1565 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lost your sense of humour ? which one was that then?
the vanity project1565 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The clever one that stops me from resorting to jokes about your mum ;-)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1609 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
random fudgepacker attack but u around this weekend? looking tasty for giwths or Revy maybe even Pt - am down in protreath in my new surf bus of love and would be good to have a buddy to surf peachy super clean surf this w/e...hit me back bro -hizzle.....my internet is still total gashbags!!
the vanity project1602 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soz toolbag haven’t been on here for ages. I was gonna wait until 40 days and 40 nights had passed before posting a comment and then could have got some mileage out of the whole “Second Coming” scenario (one day too late for “28 days later” as well). Anywho did you get a dip at the weekend, a fruity 4 hour sesh at Gwithys completely saved my soul on Saturday, a bit small but so much fun, nice and sunny as well. Arms were utterly destroyed, could barely lift a pint after let alone curve one off.
Portpipe1613 days ago -16 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
your profile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4
the vanity project1602 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If you want to see a real depressing ‘ghost town’ check out the charts for my local this week. Godrevy/Gwithian. I’ve seen more solid stars on Pop idol.
Portpipe1601 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i know how you feel horse, been getting shit forecasts myself for the past while, still at least the sun is shining a bit more. hope things are ok and you're back on form again soon bud.
soutie1613 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
where you at matey potatey?
the vanity project1602 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ola Frenchy, hope you are well. Not really up to speed with the Sqirl situation, the place hasn’t been the same since they started frying profiles. He may be a bit of a nozzle from time to time and does ask to be deleted (sometimes literally) by admin but he is a pretty decent chap really. Although I’m sure Sqirl knows I would like to see him back on here doing his special brand of international diplomacy, I will not be adding my name to the admin email protest. As a matter of principle I don’t see the point in jumping through petty hoops to protect freedom of speech, if that is not something that msw values then what can you do, it is their website, they are entitled to run it as they see fit. I personally don’t see how the community benefits from a big brother style approach to opinion management. The “comment voted below threshold” system seemed to work just fine, let the community decide what they consider acceptable. When is the world gonna learn that you can’t please everyone, just because one or two people find something offensive it doesn’t mean there aren’t masses of people that appreciate the way humour is used to deal with issues in life in different ways. Sanitizing a forum does nothing to bring a community together. Anyway, kind regards to all my cyber chums. I hope to be back soon, keep the circus running clown, there are some big shoes to fill (fitting that I end on a pun eh old friend?)
sqirl1596 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yer both off the christmas list.....frenchys getting all your stuff instead!
the vanity project1596 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good for him. Although what he plans to do with two bottles of Old Spice I have no idea. He’s part French, those guys prefer to smell of garlic and eau de surrender. Recommend you let Joggly off and give both bottles to him…..well he is a hippy, better make it 3 bottles.
the vanity project1595 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Kind of. Well, use too much and it has the same effect. Will knock you out from 20 paces.
soutie1588 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah, i remember 30 yrs ago old spice was using pounding surf in their commercials with some epic classical music. years ahead of the pack, i may google it.
soutie1588 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i mean utube, or whatever
soutie1588 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
maybe that wasw only in sa. found this intead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSDiOB0EhE&feature=pyv&ad=4559501474&kw=surf&gclid=COPsleOzqaECFVKX2AodDVPpDw
Portpipe1631 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
really good man thanks. though i feel like i'd been battered in my sleep last night, have shakes and my brain feels like its still over in minehead. i reckon paddys day is gonna be a quiet on this year
Portpipe1631 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
salt and peppa were brilliant craic, mix masta was decent enough, he played a few decent tracks but i was mostly there to see the live production acts. but just like you id say my festval days are getting harder and harder to recover from.
the vanity project1631 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Feelin’ old too eh dog? A complimentary ‘old timers pipe and slippers gift set’ is on its way to you as we speak…..vanity project endorsed of course!….”its not the years…it’s the mileage”
harveywallbanger1622 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
send me a set there, can you embroid HW in gold and sequins on the outside of the slippers too//
mantis1637 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey VP. thanks for the welcome back message. I got the best laughs from your stories. Some were down right side splitting. I just cant top them. Kiwi John one liners were very funny too. Though I haven't seen any comments from him since I have been back. Hope he wasn't a victim of the cull as well. oh btw, have you seen Vexille yet? If you like Japanese animation, its really cool (I'm bit of a fan of Japanese R rated animation, vampire stories, sci fi, etc...). And the story and soundtrack is really cool too.
Portpipe1638 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yo VP. hows tricks? from what i here you like your tunage, dont suppose you're off to BLOC at the weekend? i'm making my yearly visit where i get to troulbe the otherwise peaceful towns of england with my drunk fueled nonsense.
the vanity project1638 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Alas, my gigging days seem to be drying up, bit of an original bedroom rocker nowadays. Looks like a nice range of talent going though. I see Luke Vibert is on the line up. Saw him live once at an electronic music festival in Norway a few years back, big fan of his sound, have a couple of his albums, flippin awesome gig as well, really diverse acts, Carl Craig, The Bays (deeply impressed by their sound), Xploding plastics, Jamie Lidell (full on energy, great set) and even the late Karlheinz Stockhausen (one of electronic music’s grandfather R.I.P.). Plus also Norway has some obscenely fit women, fond memories…ahhhhh. Will be interesting to see what the classic acts can throw down at BLOC, Salt n Pepa (grossly underated in my book), Mixmaster Mike and GM Flash. Keep us posted Porty and have fun. P.S. Maybe leave your tray at home, charts don’t look promising, unless crowd surfing is your bag?
the vanity project1638 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
On Luke Vibert, anyone who can name an album “Chicago, Detroit, Redruth” gets my unending respect for his sense of humour alone. Classic.
Portpipe1637 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
looking forward to seeing so much of it. highlights will be kelpe autechre anti-pop mixmaster mike digitonal and yimino. dont forget a wee bit of 'push it'. leaving the tray at home was always on the cards . it could be pumping solid 12ft offshores and the sun shining, a bodyboard and a pair of fins wouldn't sit too pretty on this irish man come a few days time i tells ya. on luke vibert,the guy's a hero
Sneakybadger 1639 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BRAVE!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/seandavey/4270395202/sizes/o/
the vanity project1638 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That looks bloody terrifying
Dicer1644 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Veeeeeeeeeeepster! this flat spell is doing my fucking nut! can I borrow your USB mug warmer, I'm living on my computer at the mo =(
the vanity project1644 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, wetsuit feeling strangely dry too. Negatory on the usb gizmo Dicer, that puppy is my sole source of warmth this week (aside from friction based fun…..like I need an excuse!). My heating is on the fritz at the moment and I am actively trying to overload my computers puny graphics card with multiple tasks so it will produce more heat. Blue screen of death, you make me so warm!
Dicer1643 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha, yep I thought that may be the case. I've been dancing with wolves to keep warm and I think I've got their respect now, although haven't quite mastered the art of scraping my ass along the floor. I was also laid up in bed with a stinking lurgy whilst Levy was on the go but it did look mighty so probably wouldn't have enjoyed it sooo much. What's happened to Muenchkler? His tache get the better of him? He should have let it lie!
Sneakybadger 1641 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Found him = http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5nZWVrb2xvZ2llLmNvbS8yMDA4LzEyLzI0L25pcHN0YWNoZS5qcGc=
the vanity project1640 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry dog, I may have to delete this link to the moustache/neck/chest hair hybrid monstrosity. Some things once seen can’t be unseen… It’s too late for me but by removing it maybe I can save others…...I think I am going to have to bleach my retinas.
Sneakybadger 1640 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, go for it!
Portpipe1645 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
speaking of epic small dude action... how do you stop kids from playing football outside your house?.............................. ride one.
Portpipe1648 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
trust you to put that one under scrutiny! my integrity is scrupulous your honor.
soutie1660 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the undoctored versions of my clown pics are up. buy them now.
the vanity project1660 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Negatory Frenchie. You’ll only spend the money on cheese and baguettes….or white flags!
soutie1660 days ago -17 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
did you shee the beasht ? http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=153202
soutie1659 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
did you read the description? did you shee the beasht ? that must be because of the abhorrent pixels, buy the largest print and you will just make it out in the face, freaky. (of the wave, that is. my face is pastey, not pasty)
jethro1667 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How much bloody scrolling does a man have to do to post a comment on your page!? Anyway, Uni's dictating that I get more Socrates than surf these days, which is particularly annoying as it's currently pumpin! I seem to remember buying a life time supply of twixs for you, but we never ended up hooking up again and consequently Patrick ate them all over a few hours (quite a remarkable feat). If your up for some pasty induced photography then I'll give you a shout when I'm back over Easter. And don't worry I will eventually get those elusive pasties to you!! Cheers, J
the vanity project1667 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stop moaning. Scrolling is a proper waterman’s workout! It’s like an indo balance board for your fingers, think of all that extra grip strength when you duck dive (read: ditch board like a pansy and head for the bottom) …..apparently Laird swears by his Microsoft intellimouse.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1668 days ago -17 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BUMFIST, would be a great name for a band! Hello old boy, ive got t'intertwizzley back, for now....
the vanity project1667 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh shit!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1667 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hello felchwizard you know it's been a funny few weeks as it goes, I've surfed dreamy south Devon peelers, I've had my ass proverbially and literally handed to me on a plate by a shifty 5/6 ft sketchy low tide croyde and alps been shown what happens at bantham when you take a bit of surf, some introverted / insecure teenagers and a Muenchklerr in a red wetsuit, and some downright stinker sessions all while my mateys back home in the land of dragons and fat girls have been scoring brown dawnies galore. In short my first winter south Devon campaign has been a mixed bag but highly eventful. Also the world of flat pack and ikea styled domesticity has welcomed with open arms like a dirty uncle and I have to say it is not something ill miss once the cottage is done up (finally) - what about you, been boring without me huh??! Damn iPhone makes my writing make sense and non dyslexipopickle! Fudged up!! :)
Coelacanth1682 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How would you feel about Susan Boyle singing you to sleep Veeps...I mean in person of course?
the vanity project1682 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hmmm, tricksy…..I may have to dust off the bolster pillow to act as a partition.
the vanity project1682 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Joggly: “This one does the song/ band more justice and the comments give some respectful insight . New to me , nice link thanks” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR0CWvbl51o
the vanity project1682 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The vanity project: “Sheer poetry innit Jogs, it’s a track I can leave on repeat and just never get bored of. I wouldn’t care if she had a face like a bag of spanners, she could sing me to sleep any day of the week!”
the vanity project1682 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Joggly: “You know i'm going to have to delete this , showing emotion , an insight into the real ME !”
the vanity project1682 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The vanity project: “Good luck with that”
Tom Mosley1684 days ago -18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers VP
soutie1684 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
have a look at the hossegor forecast. it is about the same here at my secret location. weeeeel i'm a hip hop a lyrical robot and a real cool cat. yes sir, yes sir, bags bags full sir.
the vanity project1684 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hossegor schmossegor! Where did you get your forecast from…msw? That’s about as accurate as me pissing into a tin can from 2 metres away, after 10 pints, in high wind.
the vanity project1684 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at.”
soutie1683 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the forecasts for here are pretty acurate, if you interpret them well. the stars dont mean shit though.
the vanity project1683 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stars? WTF? I thought they were for voting if you like the forecast! I usually just read my tea leaves for a surf prediction. Thought about setting up a website to link it to yours, how does www.magictealeaves.com sound???
soutie1671 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
about which, we have 3 days with 5 stars solid this week. whatever the accuracy i should find a wave somewhere. i can feel the stoke building. FUCK YEAH....
Spongerdudette1687 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just to say some nice photos you have loaded there VP, very nice.
the vanity project1686 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers petal
Tom Mosley1689 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah :D that would be awsome if you could do that :) i will giv some money to the haiti charities aswell :)
Richie1689 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i dont think its me then iv got a light blue resin8 and i allways wear boots! ha.... owell im gonna make a donation anyway if you think you have any give me a shout thanks anyway!! richie....
Mel in Florida1690 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha nope! I escaped from that cage :D
Boiler1690 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hi mate, great shot - http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=147028 any chance of getting a high quality version? are there any more from sequence or from the same day. Cheers
Boiler1687 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks mate yeah there were a few nice makeable ones that day hope you got some! Stoked you got one on film just for my own 'vanity project'! Emails: jhardystives@googlemail.com defo make a donation looking so bad out there. Cheers again.
Tom Mosley1691 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
heyo ... could you send me a copy of this photo ... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=147029 ...awsome photography :D by the way ma e-mail is : tom-surf@live.co.uk :D
Richie1691 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hi there i think the black and white pic of porthmeor you took might be me unless you no who it is? do you sell copys its a really cool pic!!! cheers richie.....
soutie1692 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice work man. youre consistently comming up with the goods. you must have some time on your hands. i think i remember some of the first rap from about 30 yrs ago.. "to the hip hip hop you dont stop the rock". mean anything to you?
the vanity project1690 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers Clown-shoes, and that track is such a classic. I think it is the one rap tune that white males of a certain age incorrectly believe they can make it all the way to the end when they are pissed up….while throwing shapes on the floor….shameful. I thank my lucky stars my mates aren’t the type to upload stuff on you-tube. Talk about dodging a bullet.
the vanity project1689 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I spoke too soon, someone must have had a camera phone on me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpz5WcCrhR4&feature=PlayList&p=0F2AAACC2CACD6E6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=87
soutie1684 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well i'm a hip hop a lyrical robot, and a real coelocanth. well i'm a hip hop a lyrical robot, and thats a fact. me a groveler, i'm no grobelaar, yes sir no sir three bags full sir.
soutie1697 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its a new decade. try to leave that "2 its a few" stuff behind you.
the vanity project1696 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahhhh to be 10 years earlier
Spongerdudette1706 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hi VP I've love reading your funny stories this year, so keep them coming during 2010....have a good one :)
the vanity project1706 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ola chief! Right back at ya petal, hope you are having a good one. Reckon you need to update your profile pic for the winter seasons, see if you can find Betty Boo a nice warm coat and some sensible shoes, don’t want you catching a cold/slipping on ice etc. Best we leave the mini skirts in winter to the classy birds up in Newcastle.
Dicer1709 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hope you a had a good one VP and may we be graced with steep A-frames all this winter......Best present=Viper surfing fins, Worst present=Cannon Ball Run DVD!!!!
the vanity project1709 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I’ll give the A-frames a miss today, the way I feel I will settle for a zimmer frame, I have a complete bastard behind the eyeballs from nailing too much wine. Hope you enjoy the new fins, I have some vipers, the older version though, nice drive but stiffer than a raging hard-on dipped in liquid nitrogen (another one of Madame Chow’s favourite games). I hear the new version has a little bit more flex to them.
the vanity project1709 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just to be clear, I use the fins for water shots….I AM NOT A SPONGER! …Phew! (heterosexual status restored)
Dicer1708 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha, classic!
the vanity project1709 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
xmas update. Best present status: a bag of pistachios. Worst present status: a usb mug warmer dock! ????? WTF!!!! …….soooo Ebayey
Sneakybadger 1714 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ello clever arse :) just wanted to say thanks for the witty well thought out comments, a non stop source of entertainment! I'm still waiting for the day that we clash, u would be a most formidable foe!!! Anyhew, have a great holiday man!!
the vanity project1709 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Right back at ya dog. And don’t worry it wont be that long before we lock horns on a thread, you being a tray riding wufter an’ all!
Portpipe1714 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks for all the funny interesting and down right bizzare reading http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4852043&id=590655389#/photo.php?pid=4853280&id=590655389&fbid=249303430389
the vanity project1709 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That shot was worth braving facebook for, glorious, even if it had a little help from the chop-shop, hope you are having a good one chief
the vanity project1714 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Signing off for a while for an internet free holiday. Hope everyone has a good one (even the spongers), see you in the new year suckers!
mantis1719 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have a good holiday season Veeps. You take the award for funniest comments (gay gnome and shella with the kids) this year. Keep up the good work.
the vanity project1714 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers mantis, just don’t tell soutie as he will be wearing that award-ceremony-loser-shit-eating-grin all Christmas. I can see him now on xmas day fashioning a vanity project shaped voodoo doll from his kiddies My Little Pony presents!
soutie1713 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
bah, no one gives a shit about these awards, Pooftas are only given out to the losers of the real awards (see my page). i am in Barcelona at the moment, well, immigrant central barce, and there is a wee shop down the road i popped into. tarot, Santaria, magias afroamericana, rituales personificados, so dont worry if that shoulder tendonitis starts tweaking. its just me wielding the knitting needles. its gonna be a black christmas.
the vanity project1709 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The shoulder I can handle but why does my plum sack feel like its being probed with a cattle prod? Zeus and Apollo are confused, I usually save the kinky stuff until pay day down at Madame Chow’s house of pain. Cheers Sout-Souts I owe you one, I can usually only afford disciplining once a month!
mantis1725 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO!!!! dam. the last time you made me laugh hysterically i drove my car into a tree. I am going to stay at home this morning.
mantis1725 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it was difficult to get through your comment in one piece. It took me 3 tries
Coelacanth1732 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sometimes, when my world becomes a little wobbly...for whatever reason...I like to gaze at these planets...and am assured that they are aligned just where they should be. Jeri Ryan's planets... http://wehaveinternets.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jeri_ryan-7of9_005.jpg...Thanks to the Star Trek BorgMeister...SneakyB!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1735 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Saturday Porthmeor wen yummy glass as the wind swung off it, possibly 3 feet on occasion, then Movember night was a total annihilation followed by a variety of close encounters wiht cows, drunken poser-boys and some near-fights followed by our new mates, the Rozzers (seriously!) and a lift home in a pig mobile! Sunday, praa was off its teets at about 4-5 feet, the comp was on but baby barrels galore, and i surfed like a fukcing muenchklerr with the hangover from hell...did u get in?
the vanity project1731 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude, you seem to have raised a shed load of cash for the Movember prostate charity thingy, just think how many nurses that will fund to cup random blokes balls and check for lumps and what-not. Well done to you. Less pleased about the fighting though, tut tut, that’s my local break, I don’t want to be treading over chipped teeth and blood before a paddle. P.S. Did irish surf chick sponsor you a quid per follicle or what? She must be loaded…. crackin waps and money….i am soooo gonna up the charm when she gets back from Oz! I will make Souties flirting look like the work of an amateur!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1728 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well THEY started it - flaming 'cool gang' st ives bumders. Needless to say the welsh crew got lairy and then took a pasting at chunky praa :( Our own fault...although i scored a very flueky mini cover up at high tide as i was paddling in, it ceremonioulsy dumped me on my head moments after right in front of the groms...makes yuou wonder whether buying that bright red realm wetsuit jsut cos it was for £90 was really worht it? Actually typing that makes me think why buy realm at all...but im a tight fecker so i deserve it i guess! As for Irish...yeah she realyl did me proud, im keeping my eyes on the charm offensive, should be good for a laugh (!!) no internet for next 2 weeks at home = super lasme and beast behaviour ar new job...it might be a bit Muenchklerr free round here for a while...(i know this will make you sad!) :D
the vanity project1727 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
On the contrary, I am just celebrating with the Stivey’s crew and a few cheeky munchklertinis!
soutie1736 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no poaching. High Priest CooliOCat is a Cult Of Soutie (the origional and still the best, expensive but worth it) founding father. Hands off or its the coolaid for you.
Coelacanth1736 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
There's no doubt...the Cult of Soutie has a lot more mystery to it(some of it unfathomable!?)...and a lot less...drama than the Veepstar's!...hahaha. However, as I dimly recall...it was the fiery denunciation of deviant behavior(ie. Shorey's stubborn refusal to stop 'boogieboarding' and start learning to become a real, stand up surfer) by a landlocked, backwoods SC spellbinder that first captured my attention and drew me into this MSW den of visions and delusions.
Coelacanth1736 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...and smoke and mirrors...and multiple avatars
Coelacanth1736 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...and boobies and badgers and squirrels...oh my!
the vanity project1735 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You can have him Schmootie. “take him for ballast chief”
Coelacanth1735 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ohhh...That really hurts(sniff)...especially when I recall how jealous you were of my fawning praise of the furry tree rat's sense of humor and MSW contributions! You EVEN thought he was diabolical enough back then to create ANOTHER profile (ie. Coelocanth) to pat HIMSELF on the back. How ridiculous was THAT! Oh wait...nevermind.
Didier1737 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yiW6irfgg
soutie1740 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i see comments have been disabled, and your ww2 rant has gone. i seem to recall a similar "if nazis surfed" comments from the one one with the german lad who froze several fingers to a railing on his way to a winter sesh. harvey?
the vanity project1739 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don’t know if I would ever be that desperate to lard up for a paddle out. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=93771&browseSession=fbee8e582c1af06b10853209cef1ac88
soutie1736 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers mate, but i was mistaken. there is another "if the nazis surfed" one.
the vanity project1736 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Typical nazis! Not happy with hogging just one photo thread, they have to annex another. “Spring tide for Hitler???”
Coelacanth1736 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Clever Veeps...A play on the C. Chaplin classic "Spring Time For Hitler"! Have you seen this Mel Brooks video "Hitler Rap"?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k&feature=related...If this doesn't make the kids want to learn more about WW2 history...I don't know what will!
Coelacanth1736 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My bad, yet again(sigh)!...Making mistakes is soooo annoying!...Know what I mean?... Chaplin did "The Great Dictator"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJOuoyoMhj8...Mel Brooks did the movie "The Producers" with the intended flop turned hit music and dance number "Spring Time For Hitler"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K08akOt2kuo&feature=related
soutie1736 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
those Fokkers were Messerschmidts
Coelacanth1736 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Man...I came so close to trying to tell that joke here on MSW a month or two ago. I first heard it at least 25 years ago. I scored points with my boss, an actual, former WW2 fighter pilot, when I retold it to him. I decided not to here because I was sure there was no actual word 'fokker' in any of the various dialects of the UK or Ireland...and so it just might make us Americans seem ignorant...if you can imagine THAT! It's a great bar joke in America, though...where we don't care if the dialects are true or not!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1740 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thought you'd like it - the pie chart one is hilarious. Have you ever read 'Letters froma Nut?' - i have it if not and i can lend it to you...very funny also.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1741 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i'm thinking prpas you shoul do what you do best here...funny yank v uk thread though for a monrings read! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=139253
Meunchkkleeerrr III1741 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps - im thinkng 17ft @11 secs wiht a 34 mph SW winds makes the estern side of the peninsular.. (mevagissey and beyond/north) light up? Obivously dependant upon swell driection/ goy me Os maps and waverider guide out last night, looks like there are reefs a few miles from foulmouth that might have a nudge....am i getting warmer?
the vanity project1741 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Upload a photo of yourself studying over a desk full of OS maps, wave guides, mystical crystals and tea leaf forecasts and I will dial you in to a secret wave that works in any wind strength and direction with any size swell on all tides with no crowds and no sewage outlets for miles. Bring a 50p for the locker. Its closed on xmas and boxing day. Thursday morning is aqua-fit for the chubby housewives. Any other time and it’s firing! (it actually is in Falmouth too!!)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1741 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
SOUNDS GREAT! any chance of a coffee afterwards and perhaps a rub-down? Ok i have alittle gem for you as a thank you - http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html i would swear this was writeen by you if it wasnt in fact, not. But right up your street wouldnt you say?
Didier1740 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha teets that was funny as fuck. I like the very last email from simon... 'get fucked'.
Coelacanth1740 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good website Sir MO-etc. Haven't even scratched the surface yet. Whole lotta deletin' goin' on lately! 'Banter' stocks have been devalued AGAIN! See if I ever comment on some contributors photos again...harummmmph! May need some backup amusement/entertainment until 'normalcy' returns!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1740 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes SOMETHING is definitely UP....and those fuzzy wuzzies dont liek it up em!!!!a classic for us banter starved lot! :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz7TH_FscnI&feature=related
Meunchkkleeerrr III1743 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Serious question my friend: As you can see below im down gwithibabies this wekend for the Movember Gala Parteee but looks like the swell/wind will be stonking SW @ about 10-14ft. other than harlyn and possibly bantham, is there anywhere in soth kernow etc what holds this sort of swell and is sheltered. i suppose this is roughly translated as *tell me where the secret spots are for a big swell* but you can imagine my furstration of being a south wales surfer for 10 years and knowing all the good bis to come to Devon and only know the obvious/gay/lame bits....HELP a Bro in need!? Thanks in advance. If you dont want to reply here email me at hgq88@hotmail.com ta muchly.
the vanity project1743 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Serious answer: What if I don’t want to reply here or on your email? Please send me your facebook, twitter and myspace addresses so I can snub them as well….. And buy an OS map and do your research!!!!! Let me know when you have 11 fingers and I will dial you in……. (pity hint: within 10 miles of the Mo-party will you find the break you are looking for)
the vanity project1743 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahah Squiz, Yeah but in this case the hunter will become the hunted!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1743 days ago