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Spongerdudette1105 days ago +151 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelocanth, if there's one thing that really pisses me off is being referred to as a ''Euro''. Okay Britain is unfortunately a member state of The EU (which I personally hate), and I don't want to go into the politics of it all really. So pleaseeeeeee stop calling us that....say English, Scottish, Irish, French or whatever......but not that ''E word'' thanks :)
Coelacanth1104 days ago +158 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes Ms Krabappel...;^)
Spongerdudette1104 days ago +156 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You cheeky thing...and I did ask nicely!
the vanity project1103 days ago +157 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nagging 101
DirtyMomma Hendry1103 days ago +151 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AT Coel....you suck-diddle-ly-uck! :) (I can quote simpsons from here to the end of time) At Ms. K, er I mean Sponger "I had no idea, thanks for the information."
Spongerdudette1103 days ago +148 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nooooo VP.....noooo not......101 pleaseeeee lol ;) @ D-Momma it might not bother the rest of them on here like it does me :/
DirtyMomma Hendry1102 days ago +147 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well dudette it's good to know. It helps to open my mind to other cultures, ideas and feelings....while reminding me to make sure my speech is as kind as my heart is. Though I haven't called or thought of anyone on here as Euro or as "foreigner", it's because I think of us all as surfers. I'm pretty sure "outside" and "great white" translates no matter where we are from :)
Spongerdudette1101 days ago +138 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm not sure D-Momma, but I think that you may of misunderstood my reasons for my disliking of being called a ''Euro''. It has nothing at all to do with me classing other member states (or anyone from any country actually) of The European Union as ''foreigners''. I never have, don't or never will hate on people for being from another country, different culture or the colour of their skin as I see past that and look into their souls and go by whether they are good people by how they treat others. My ''hatred'' of being called a ''Euro '' rather then being called English or whatever the case maybe for people on here who are from other European countries is purely politically....political as in the European Parliament and the most retarded policies/laws they make. And if I had my way The UK would never of gone into The EU and I would get this nation back out asap...if I could. And if I've misunderstood your comment...then my bad.
tjo1108 days ago +138 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
meeester coolio.... hello
Coelacanth1107 days ago +105 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mr. T!...Welcome back...Long time no see...Long time no SEA for me. Yesterday was nice tho'. You've been to CR at least once during your MSW absence, I'm guessing.
tjo1107 days ago +13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No trips recently for me. Working 7 days a week again. Did get in the water the last 3 days in a row for an hour each day. Hadn't surfed in like a month or so though. Figured I drop by and bait in a few new weedheads ;) How 'bout that story about the montauk boys in Ireland!? I've known Kurt since he was a little kid, by the time he was 13 he was our towns version of John John. Dylan who wrote it is an old friend too. Boys are chargin'!
DirtyMomma Hendry1108 days ago +11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey crazy cool coel.....I had a little fun with your pictures....go check them out you wild sexy surfmat! :)
Coelacanth1108 days ago +12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha ha ha...Thanks D-momma...I think. I did have a look...and I am OK with that...now...I'm just glad you didn't tag any pics of me as...'Surfmat'...Or DID you?...I didn't realize before that...how unnerving it felt to be objectified, subjected to lewd, sexist remarks...and openly lusted after...by the opposite sex...just for my good looks!...After recovering a bit with some quiet ME time(and some fun clean waves earlier today...WoooHoooo!)...this is now how I think of myself. Btw, I have a hat...and a thing for cats...just like this guy...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
DirtyMomma Hendry1107 days ago +15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMFAO! I DID tag you SURFMAT :) ....with great joy and pleasure I might add. I've been working, moving and sick during this last 48 hours...which sucks :( I didn't even get a chance to get salted. Waaaaaaaaaa! (Is that how you cry in text form?) I'm so glad to hear you caught some waves though....where are the pictures? :)
DirtyMomma Hendry1107 days ago +15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BTW....I'm too sexy for my board the way I'm wiping out ;)
soutie1110 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha, Higgins. it works for me.
the vanity project1110 days ago +10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Priggins more like
Coelacanth1110 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha Ha Ha...Well...I can see who is stalking whom these days...Be careful...'The Silver Hammer' seems to have a much lower threshhold lately. FYI...For some reason...I am having a hard time getting onto my own profile page lately. Maybe I'm maxing out my computer's memory buffers finally...I wonder if I'm causing the MSW servers to overheat/smoke too...Sneakybadger help!!!
Younes1112 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The dude is a darn smart politician... http://moroccoworldnews.com/2011/12/new-government-in-morocco-a-jewish-at-the-helm-of-the-ministry-of-tourism/17356
Coelacanth1111 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you Younss...That is hopeful news for Morocco...and a good example for so many elsewhere...
DirtyMomma Hendry1114 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
IDK if anyone told you yet today....you are awesome :)
Coelacanth1114 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank yewww D-momma...My cat already did...but reading that from a human means even more...Hoo boy!...It's a good thing he can't read too.
soutie1114 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yip, i already did. he also has an awesome ammount of time.
Coelacanth1113 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
amount
Spongerdudette1112 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Stop it Coelocanth lol ;)
Coelacanth1112 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
=^)...Still waiting for our 'traditional' little ditty from 'Queen'...elsewhere...Sooo unexpected...yet...strangely rewarding!
Spongerdudette1112 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OoooOOooooo you mean...you mean that I get to sing again?!? Oh......Wait...What.....Who?
Coelacanth1111 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha ha ha...You could try to figure it out from clues on ole doc's page...or you can expose yourself to a little external(past?)culture. Answer(not JUST a clue here)kicks in at 2:22...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSbSKNk9f0...I am sooo much kinder & gentler than Crusty.
Coelacanth1111 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
@ D-momma...I spoke too soon...I now see that Crusty has revealed the unofficial(?)answer to the 'two/few/four/no more' riddle(+ background info. I never knew...sniff)to you. You must really rate highly now with 'the usual suspects'. 'Chucky' was here & gone before my time D-momma...but he is still legendary...and that name still has a kind of 'Keyser Soze' effect on Sqirl for some reason...;^)
Spongerdudette1111 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha didn't get it from the ''clues'' on Doc's page, so I watched that link. Went straight to 2.22...and nope still couldn't work it out as I was looking at the pics rather then listening....But then...on the second time I realised and all fell into place :)
Spongerdudette1111 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...But I'll let you have the pleasure of ''singing'' that ditty Coelocanth...you deserve it!!
Coelacanth1110 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pondering that "you deserve it" bit for hidden meaning dudette, ha ha. I DID obsess a little about this latest departed 'dingo' privately, didn't I? Well, since this IS a UK website...I guess we must maintain some kinds of tradition, ehhh. Here's a celebratory 'Queen' videoclip this time...in place of my victorious 'singing'...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
DirtyMomma Hendry1109 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You mean I get to sit at the cool kids table?! Yippie! I feel so, so, so....average....JK. It rocks to be allowed in....thanks kids!
Spongerdudette1109 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No hidden meaning when I said ''You deserve it'' Coelocanth, but I guess that I should of made myself a little clearer. What I was trying to say was that you could sing the ''ditty''. Because although both you and I got hammered with neg ratings due to our how departed ''friend'', it would appear that you took the brunt of it, and therefore ''deserve'' to sing the ''departure'' song!.....no other hidden agenda!
ole doc1108 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Way to go Dmamma and pass the mashed potatoes. Actually I'm still the stranger that walks into a local bar, squinting into the darkness. At least it's not a biker bar. @ coelacanth, Great...I'll be singing that tune from the chairman all day now and my wife don't think it's sexy at all. First time my wife abd GF agree on something.
Coelacanth1107 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
There's just no accounting for taste is there ole doc?...Try calling your wife and/or GF a 'broad'...and see how she/they react...just for fun...Btw...I thought FS did a great acting job in 'The Manchurian Candidate'. Otherwise I'm not a FS fan.
ole doc1102 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well my fishy friend, I took your advice and refered to them both as broads. (not at the same time of course) I got little reaction, so I upped the ante and used the "C" word. To put a long story short, my nights are pretty much free now if anyone wants to go grab a beer somewhere. Go figure
Younes1123 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2011/11/21/quinze-images-qui-ont-choque-dieu_1605929_3224.html . "15 images that shocked God" is the title of the article... Does it shock you?
Coelacanth1123 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I would have to still be a truly dedicated, believing member of one of the several major religious institutions(or factions thereof)to be shocked like they may be. I am not...anymore(Btw...Yaweh/God/Allah NEVER answered ONE of my MANY childhood prayers to make my father 'normal' either...although HE/SHE may be punishing me now for my subsequent and still faithful infidelity!). I AM ashamed that I can only read/understand one language, though...The possibility that 'religious'...yet STILL hate-filled...morons(and their rich manipulators)across America...could possibly help elect yet another conservative Republican president here next year...even dumber than George W. Bush...DOES shock me. It is also a bit shocking that some public high school biology/science teachers in America are STILL teaching divine/supernatural creation 'theory' as an alternative to the teaching of fact-based Evolution...to young, promising minds...in yet another revised form NOW called 'Intelligent Design'(formerly called the oxymoronic 'Creation Science'...until the U.S. Supreme Court said no...New name====>New legal struggle...true believers in the supernatural NEVER give up!!!)...close to 100 years after the Scope's Monkey Trial.
Younes1123 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I knew I had to share that article with you :) I'm not shocked either by the way. The only think that interests me in this article is that the Catholics are as extremists as other stubborn bigots in other religions, but that the media focuses mainly on the contradictions of one...
Coelacanth1123 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
One long-lasting principle still guides the media...tabloid or not...in their coverage of attention-grabbing, profit-making 'news'...'If it bleeds...it leads'. These days...with the Cold War over(along with all the related third-world-post-colonial liberation/proxy conflicts)...you gotta go with whatever ideology, religious or not, is driving the latest conflicts and bloodshed. There's an inlet up near St. Augustine, Florida(oldest city in the USA!)called Matanzas Inlet. The Spanish Catholics from the Spanish colony of St. Augustine, led by Pedro Menendez, found some shipwrecked French(Huguenots)Protestants there from a French colony(Ft. Caroline)near present day Jacksonville...and proceeded to massacre all the ones who refused to accept Catholicism as the one true faith of Christianity...by cutting their throats in cold blood. Matanzas is the Spanish word for 'slaughters'. Sure, the French were on their way to attack the Spanish before they got shipwrecked...but still...Florida is full of Protestants NOW though...some of them real Bible-thumping fundamentalists of the 'jihad'-like persuasion...You betcha!...Stay tuned...they've got a lot of guns too.=^0 Maybe the Muslims of the Islamist persuasion will eventually no longer be news-worthy...but don't hold your breath.
Younes1123 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Heavy stuff. I know there are tons of other horrible stories where big crimes were commited in the name of God, it's just that people are so short minded. Even on lighter issues than slaughter, one should analyse his own history before attacking others, women for instance : a women was considered soul-less in Catholic Europe in the middle age, more recently, women didn't have the right to vote or to dress the way tehy wanted until the 60's. In the jewish religion: no contact whatsoever between a women during her period and a man, not even the right to eat together, because she's considered not pure... Jewish women don't sign their marriage act themselves, it's a man in their family that does. Plus, they are supposed to cover their hair as well... Why nobody ever talks about this?
Coelacanth1122 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maybe the following link about 'The Dreyfus Affair' will help Younssy...Reading relevant history is the antidote that keeps me from being shocked much by most current day issues. It's just a great, relaxing, non-chemical escape too. For when the surf sucks, I mean...Man, those Catholics were(still are?)nasty bastards....and they weren't even German...http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/anti-semitism/Dreyfus.html
Coelacanth1121 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Speaking of nasty(natty?) bastards...I saw this news story this morning...and just knew I had to share it with you Younss...It's just TOO bizarre to leave alone...and it's got so much potential for 'fun'. No fiction writer could make this stuff up...not even Carl Hiassen...Even the last names are loaded with fun/irony. I suppose the most we can hope for with the jihad-minded, backward-gazing, control-freak, seriously-violent Islamist-type Muslims of today's news...is that they will eventually become more like 'our' rogue, breakaway Amish sects...You don't suppose VP's fixation with cutting other peoples' dreds...means he's some kinda closet, renegade Amish 'terrorist'...do you?...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/23/amish-beard-cutting-arrest_n_1110165.html?ref=crime&icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl4%7Csec1_lnk2%7C115297
Younes1121 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahahaha! Hilarious stuff! People hiding, fearing for their beard :)) By the way, is it a mullet or a beard that they're supposed to wear? ;) If at least the "Gang" had some hairdressing skills... That Mullet dude is a serious mule
Coelacanth1121 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha Ha...I thought it was ironic that the county sheriff in charge of this rogue Amish sect terrorism criminal investigation was named...Fred Abdalla.
Younes1120 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Shareef Fred Abdalla chasing Johnny Mullet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ&ob=av2n
Coelacanth1120 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That particular address wasn't available for download here...but I saw the band/song and have always liked it.
ole doc1131 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AH I see the old fish is back....good behavior?
Coelacanth1131 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm not really back. Joggly's on an amazingly entertaining roll right now...and I want THAT to continue...so I have to go dormant again for that to happen(I think). Ain't been misbehavin' either...Actually, I lost my sense of humor for awhile there due to family/financial issues involving my OCD(and lifelong-pain-in-the-ass-etc.)father...I am so tempted to write more about it...but this isn't the forum for old fart crap like that. If only it was something sexy like a hot, live-in, vindictive, graduate student girlfriend...who'd cleaned out all my bank accounts...and then dumped me...THEN we'd have some pretty good fun comiserating ehhhh?
Coelacanth1131 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I did write something about my 'OCD father' situation earlier...but put it in a text file instead of here. I related it to two great...but depressing...movies...which somehow may make it more comprehensible to others...if they've seen those movies. It makes it more comprehensible to me anyway. As it is...I can barely make sense of the 'reality' I grew up with...and am still stuck with...and maintain what's left of my sanity.
Younes1130 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dudette cleaned all of your bank accounts, and then dumped you???
Coelacanth1130 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
THAT was a Mentoza provocation...I think his tale of woe is still around in a comment thread somewhere(I'll look for it). If you never saw it...you really missed out...It probably lost a lot of it's comiseration/entertainment 'value' when ISC/Supergirl left...along with her classic comments in it...Yes, dudette dumped me...for Johnny Depp!
Younes1130 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you mean Johnny Utah...
Spongerdudette1130 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well you're both wrong coz they are sooooo late week. It's now Johnny Rzeznik....good looking....tat's and not a bad body either.....Ooooh I'm soooo fickle hahahaha ;)
Younes1130 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
C'mon, Cornholio is mega ribbed two!
Spongerdudette1130 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''Mega ribbed''....ain't that something you have with fries and a side order of salad ;)
Coelacanth1130 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Too' Younss...'too'...And I'm not comfortable talking about 'mega-ribbed' and 'cornholios' in the same sentence either(What all my Facebook likers must think NOW!)!!! Why must I always be in correction mode on this website?...And dudette...I am pretty sure they don't serve THAT stuff at In-N-Out Burger locations anywhere.
ole doc1130 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's what we need...some interseaweed drama. @ dudette...after you dumped this new Johnny, THIS Johnny is available
Coelacanth1130 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Johnny Arizona!...Perfect!...Btw ole doc...I checked out Johnny Rezeznik via Google...and you wont have long to wait...'He' looks like Jennifer Aniston after a mild course of male hormone treatments...A bit 'Bieber-esque' if you ask me...At this rate she'll be datin' Chaz Bono before long.
Younes1129 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Jennifer Anniston is the perfect comparison! Why do women like sissy guys?
Spongerdudette1129 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol Youness. But actually I had looked at JK's photo again last night, and had to agree with ''Lets turn The Dudette off of JK ocanth'' previous comment, and I hate to admit he's right....so now Jk is a goner....he was sooo gutted when I broke the news to him lol ;)
Coelacanth1129 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Why are you asking me?...sniff
Coelacanth1129 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sooo tempted to C&P that 'hate to admit he's right' bit. ;^)
Spongerdudette1129 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You sooooo won't be able to resist having my ''admission'' on file Coelocanth. So if you've not done it yet I'll be surprised lol.
ole doc1129 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That does have a ring to it, however it's kind of long. By the time my partner (I won't say dudette) is done screaming my name, it'll be all over.
Spongerdudette1129 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol Doc. But I've just notice that I put ''JK'' instead of ''JR''...whose the heck is JK?!?!?....See it's only been a few hours and I'm soooo over him already !!!!! ;)
Younes1129 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
JK, Johnny Knoxville & Dudette, hum interesting stunts...
Dicer1128 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
JK Rowling? Oooooh Spongerdudette, well I never! *HAVING A QUICK FANTASY THOUGHT* actually no that doesn't work for me either....
Coelacanth1128 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
THAT reminded me of something, Dicer(+1, btw)...I wish I could find that VP description of dudette as a librarian...on duty...and OFF!...It was another inspired classic!...Who but him would be into library porn?...Besides you I mean. Do you realize how many kids you are going to confuse when they Google 'JK Rowling' in their Harry Potter inspired quests for knowledge?
Spongerdudette1128 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I know where VP's description is!
Spongerdudette1127 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....So you'll have to look a bit harder lol.
Coelacanth1127 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This tease of yours is usually the prelude to a swift kick...but I'll play along...again...(sigh)...If you will provide me with directions TO that classic VP fantasy description of you dudette...I will love you long time...MUCH longer than Johnny Arizona would!...Ummmm...could you find Mantis' tale of woe as a dumping victim of a merciless, mercenary ex-girlfriend too...Oh baby...You're in for a Barry White night NOW.
Coelacanth1127 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here's something to sweeten the deal...from SEAL!...and melt your heart even more...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdY5XPZFSdw&feature=related
Spongerdudette1127 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Swift kick?!?!...Would I lol ;) But uuummm as much as I like the song, all you had to do was ask it whereabouts. And I take it that you've been racking your brains trying to remember. I was going to say start with the obvious and leave to you find it....but I won't.....so the thread is on YOUR OWN page 376 days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coelacanth1125 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank yew dudette...I guess librarian types always know where to look, ehhhh...Oh sorry, I get fantasy confused with reality sometimes...Since we're on the theme(more or less)of girl-dumping-boy-for-better-boy(or girl?)in this thread...can you imagine ANY girl...hotty or notty...EVER dumping Kelly Slater for another boy?...Apparently the 'writers' of 'Baywatch' episodes could. I guess it's a good thing KS/'Jimmy Slade' buckled down and stuck to his day job as a real pro surfer...'cause he had no future as an actor in Hollywood. It IS ironic that Summer dumped Jimmy Slade because she was jealous of all the female attention Jimmy was getting on the surfing contest circuit...and didn't trust him to resist all that temptation...innit?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IorgTKxrBKo&feature=related
Spongerdudette1125 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You're most welcome Coelocanth lol. But not dump Kelly Slater?!?!? Believe it or not I wouldn't even consider being with him in the first place....Mind saying that I just might so I could have the pleasure of kicking him to the kerb!!!!!!
Younes1124 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Jimmy Slade, what a joke !! :)
Coelacanth1124 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He IS mega-riPPed though Younssy...I wasn't quite sure...as of about 20 minutes ago...if your 'mega ribbed' remark about me(as Cornholio)was an intentional play on words...or a misspelling(like two & too). It set dudette up for her classic fast food remark...and THAT made me laugh TOO...so I didn't analyze it(no pun intended)at the time. You are an amazing master of the English language...and it's colloquialisms and vernaculars in countries other than yours...but your occasional slip with two & too has now made me wonder a bit. Mega riBBed is a word I associate(d)with condom advertisements...thus my possibly confusing reaction...as 'Cornholio'...Man...I am going to be sooo negged for being a prig here...=^)...Here is a mega ripped mozzie...for dudette...and possibly others...http://www.frontarmy.com/news/mega-ripped-moggy/
Coelacanth1124 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You'll have to Google 'mega riBBed condoms' yourself...'Sir Lancelot'...to see what I mean...;^)
Coelacanth1124 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey...here's a Christmas present idea to get some pussy Sqirl...http://www.frontarmy.com/news/the-fuck-its-even-flapping-its-tail-gif-of-the-day/
Younes1124 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cornhy, English is my 3rd language (respectively after Moroccan and French...), so I do make tons of mistake that's for shizel! By stating you were ribbed, I was refering to your mega developped abdominal muscles (at least I'm sure not to make a mistake here :) that would impress Dudette big time. Regarding condom designs & fashion tends, I'm definitely not as up to date as you do... Even do I must rekon I didn't have to use ribbed ones during my latex days ;)
Younes1124 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Speaking of language & English, note that there are many treads where i don't answer or get involved simply because I don't find the right funny words/ expression in English...
Younes1124 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps: how did you like the "even do" "eventhough" ? :))
Younes1124 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.frontarmy.com/news/the-fuck-its-even-flapping-its-tail-gif-of-the-day . YourDirtyMomma didn't tell you that Squizel was in fact... a she ???
Coelacanth1124 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA HA HA HA HA...I saw that Younss RE: Sqirlio...and I'm surprised no one picked up on that...and did something more with it. Guess it's just TOO hard to improve on what's already there. 'He' is unfaze-able by ANY weeders I know of...with one(or is it two?)exception(s). 'His' response to D-momma...and the 'South Park' links...were perfect. FYI...Sqirlio actually IS a lesbian...but unlike most lesbians...'he' is also trapped in a man's body(I've seen e-mail pics of him, his wife, their dogs, etc.!!!)...so 'he' is NOT really a she...and 'he' STILL qualifies as hetero...I think. He DID admit once that his wife kept his man bits in her purse...but that's another confusing story...RE: language and words...The English language is full of tricks, confusions and contradictions, counter-intuitive words, meanings that change over time...and worse. But at least we don't have to know the gender(masculine, feminine or neuter)of every damned noun so we can use the correct article with it. There's just the neutral article...'the'...preceding nouns in English...always the same for ALL nouns...You do better with it as your THIRD language than most people I know for whom it is their first...and only...language.
Coelacanth1124 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dudette!!!...Kick Kelly to the kerb?...That's borderline blasphemy!...It's because he's from Florida(like me)...innit? =^0
Coelacanth1124 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I sure hope he doesn't read that...on MY profile page no less...It might affect the interview.
sqirl1136 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WAKE UP FATTY!!! ......seriously you obama butt licking hippy!.....I think i scored you a date!!!!......no mucking around with the neighbors kitty either!!!!this is the real deal......
sqirl1136 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
also.......TIME TO SURF!!! TS Sean lighting things up there or what!?! its been flat as a tack with cross shore wind here for days now.....you should be wallowing in his moment of glory like a pig in slop!
Etoile1142 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Boo!! Long time no see! How are you keeping?
Coelacanth1130 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well Etoile...If you really MUST know...not so good. I waited sooo long for you to show up here and...perhaps...continue on from where we left off. But now my heart has grown cold. And even worse...so have my nipples.
the vanity project1143 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yew! Go Kelly. Team Florida nails it again.
Coelacanth1125 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well...thanks for that info. VP...I guess...I'm not into Twitter...so I don't follow whatever the pop culture celebs like Pamela Anderson may 'tweet' to their masses of adoring 'fans'. There's just NO discretion anymore...and sometimes I just don't want to know...Sooo old skool.
Younes1145 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
But where the hell is "The Great Cornholio" ? Did you find TP for your bunghole ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5LseNXvG80&feature=related
Coelacanth1130 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like some of Mike Judge's stuff Younss...especially the now 'classic' movie 'Idiocracy'. But 'Beavis and Butthead' is STILL like nails on a blackboard to me...after all these years. Maybe it was some kind of phenom when it first came out...I don't know. Or remember. I watched your 'Cornholio' clip. I still don't get the humor. Is it me? Am I just too damned old? How is being really annoying funny?...er, hmmmmm...oops...nevermind.
Younes1130 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
C'mon man! It's just in the name ;) letter similarities...
Coelacanth1130 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I suspected it was something simple like that. Just a play on 'Coolio'. Guess I get all uptight when it comes to anal sphincter humor. Why do I have to complicate things?...Why can't I be more like Sqirl and just 'Go With The Flow'(like dudette recently advised me)...Oooooo...bad example RE: Sqirl!!!
Younes1130 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The joke was defo about that (Coolio, Cornholio...), NOT about your sphincter I swear :)
Spongerdudette1130 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oi Mr Happy-ocanth. Get yer act together and quit all this self pitying crap. Coz otherwise Betty will be forced into action and have to give you a swift and hard kick......and you soooo wouldn't want that would ya? Lol ;)
Coelacanth1130 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
THIS is why I said Sqirl was a bad example in this case. I ASSumed that would mean as much to others as it does to me...Apparently I was wrong, again(sigh)...But this is ALSO why Sqirl RULES...he RULES...heh heh...heh heh heh heh...in the anal sphincter humor department, imho(C&P'd from VP's page)......sqirl156 days ago -10 Rating Reply a wetsuit story.....by JRR Sqirlkien...... http://magicseaweed.com/view-user-report.php?id=62213 sqirl156 days ago -9 Rating Reply ....and just for you coolio....extra long and in eyebal report format......fyi eyeball reports are undeleteable!!!!
soutie1155 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the worm has definately turned for you. you went in too deep man.
DirtyMomma Hendry1163 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOW! People are having real conversation on here?! Thank Gawd! Yippie! I've been on MSW for the last few months and for the most part I have been "turn-off" by what I've seen. There seems to be a lot a negitivity here...lots of people rating kind comments and nice pictures as "bad". What is up with that? If you don't have something nice to say... Then even more insulting is the fact that almost every picture of a women is labeled as "surfmat".....I looked up the definition of "surfmat"...it is a floation device for a surfer to lay upon. I mean really a floation device? Is that all that these surfing sisters, mothers, daugthers, girls, women, and matriarchs are to this online surfing community? I see picture of women ripping and the comments are about her ass and things men would like to stick near it. I feel like I logging in takes me 200 hundred years backwards in history. Well maybe you guys will be willing to allow me into the conversation...or maybe this will all be viewed as negitive too. Either way, what I really mean to say is it's nice to see some real people on here. Muah! Blessings!
ole doc1153 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes Momma there are some people in here that actually think with their brains. (I'm saying I'm one of em just yet) There is alot of negativity in here. Alot of it is from the kind of guy that'll flip you off in his car but will not look you in the eye at the next red light. I just ignore it and hope it will pass like a fart in an elevator. (That's a LIFT to you dudette) I actually feel sorry for those that use the "surfmat" tag. That tells me they have no skills and/or imagination in the romance department. As for me....I am not against admiring the female form when the oppertunity presents itself though in most cases I'm able to use some self control and decorum. And I might say " WOW that chick in the black thong can surf!", But I can manage not to say what I'd like to stick where, even in print. So welcome "new girl with the cute butt" you seem to be getting the hang of the sport quite well.
DirtyMomma Hendry1151 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BRahahahaha! LMAO! Nice to meet you Ole Doc, I'm "New Girl with a Cute Butt"
ole doc1149 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is this the first part or the last...now I'm curious
DirtyMomma Hendry1143 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It was the first part :)
Coelacanth1125 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's IT!...I confess. I can't take the guilt anymore. I am complicit in the 'surfmat tag conspiracy'...I even tried to corrupt the innocent ole doc by letting him know about it. =^0...I should have denounced it...instead of promoting it...and clicking on it sooooo many times...Here is the shameful evidence of MY sexist pig attitude...and ole doc's prior innocence...on ole doc's profile page no less(scroll baby scroll)============>Coelacanth265 days ago -1 Rating Reply Hey Doc...You probably already know this...being a surfmat rider...and liking MSW pics of bikini-clad surfer/beach girls. Clicking on the tag surfmat...thoughtfully cross-referenced by some dutiful, ever vigilant tagger(s?)...takes you to a cornucopia of delightful pics. ole doc264 days ago Unrated Reply wait...what?
ole doc1125 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I see, my thought to be extinct friend, that nothing gets by you. Now I have to go back to the begining and reread all my posts to make sure I haven't contridicted or incrimated my self in any way! Yes it was you that corrupted me back then and led me to such extreems as putting a little plastic peel and stick surfboard on my monitor screen while surfing the porn sites. My wife however showed me the error of my ways and slowly brought me back to my former state of normality (ab)
DirtyMomma Hendry1122 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So the truth finally comes out...You're all here for the "Surf-mating" not the surfing. {{wimpers and hangs head low with despair}} It's a good thing that I am already completely engaged in this riff raff or I'd pull out. For some reason I keep saying pull out :0
Coelacanth1122 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
There was/is a(mostly)longboard, old skool surfing technique called the Hawaiian pull out...used to exit from a looming close-out and not get caught inside as well. It was more important in those pre-leash days, I guess. Given all the talk about MY anal sphincter lately...that's all I'M sayin' about 'pull out'...and now is a particularly bad time to use the word 'Hawaiian' ahead of it...given certain banter elswhere.=^0
Coelacanth1122 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WARNING! WARNING!...Coelacanth Stream Of Conciousness engaged: Ever heard of a book about learning to surf called "Caught Inside"?...It's by Daniel Duane...who I think is, or was, a regular contributor to 'The Surfer's Journal' magazine. I highly recommend it.
DirtyMomma Hendry1122 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sphincter and pull-out.....I've been using these terms too recently too....what's that say about us.....DON"T ANSWER THAT! LOL THanks for the info, I ordered it right away, $4 with shipping. I've also thought about writing on the subject of a 34 year old new born stoked surfer chic. I think at the least a series in a mag would work out...and at this rate MSW will get mentioned (good or bad, idk). I also have all the pictures and films to go with the written journey.
Coelacanth1122 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Black And Blue Crash'...???...Hey, it's just one idea for a title...Based on what you've told us so far...
DirtyMomma Hendry1122 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BRAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahah! Toooooo funny. Actually my man & I where just talking about it and we thought the title subheading should be "My first year as a wipe-out artist." So I think your title would fit that perfectly. And I hate to confess this now, but yesterday was my first time back in the ocean since my last trip over the falls ((FLA is very hit or miss (and yesterday still wasn't that good, just enough to go out)) and I effed my foot up pretty bad :( It slid across and off the front of the board...sliding across the Go Pro pad. I still surfed until is was completely dark, but today I limp with a black & blue right foot.
DirtyMomma Hendry1122 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Above, I used the term "surfed" loosely :)
DirtyMomma Hendry1122 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes, yes....I like it. "Black & Blue Crush: My first year as a wipe out artist."
Younes1164 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I shared this wave with only one close buddy on saturday, hitting the road and search is good... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=240350
sqirl1168 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU
sqirl1168 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dance fatty!...DANCE!!
ole doc1171 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mr. Canth, I viewed that photo of you actually surfing and I was taken aback at your stature. I had assumed that you, being of an advanced age, would have a somewhat lower center of gravity than you appear to have in that shot. It might be because all the photos of me surfing show me instead of upright, I am in a semi prone position commonly known as a hail mary dive for survival. It's good to see everyone still here after being away from the pages for a while. I see nothing from Dudette however. Someone told me she packed everything in to become a Seasick Steve groupie but it could be just a rumor.
sqirl1172 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This little priggy went to market. This little priggy stayed at home. This little priggy had roast beef, This little priggy had none And this little priggy went wee wee wee all the way home
sqirl1172 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mustering the courage to delete a complete thread!....prigging unbelievable!
Martin Alexander1181 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers buddy - thanks for your kind words & support
Coelacanth1181 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
No probs Dave...It sometimes surprises me a bit what strikes some weeders as funny...or serious...If it weren't for the occasional inspired, funny and entertaining exchanges by a still significant number(there used to be more)of decent, intelligent, wacko and wise weeders in these pic & profile threads...this website wouldn't be worth bothering with...to me anyway. The trolls/haters come and go...almost like some lunar cycle. Good sarcasm...if it's not TOO cryptic...counts for a lot here.
sqirl1191 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....i got a super awesome utterly complete ultimate self sacking employment termination story and a top 5 / bottom 5 of aussie life to share but GotDammit!....i'm just too GotDam busy ........actually i got all the f@cking time in the world!!! hahahaha.......WOOOOOoooooooHOOOOoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........but first i am going to get super pissed (thats drunk in my native tongue...may....t.u...mugabe)!...!!
sqirl1191 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
......mate.........haha...I DID IT!!!....its official!
Coelacanth1190 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Time for a walkabout then...right?
Coelacanth1189 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
O....MG...I misspelled a word(compliment)...and had to correct it. Thus the weird bit of text that follows... Coelacanth2 hours ago Unrated Reply I can't wait to hear your latest story Sqirl...once you have fully...'recovered'...and can do it justice. You are THE best at story tellin'(someone's almost forgotten old tattoo story being the only exception I can barely think of)...and I already know THIS one is gonna be a good one(the video metaphore?...was awesome, btw). I have no doubt you will find other, better employment soon. Hell...you'll probably have more jobs than a Jamaican before long...if I can say that without getting into trouble. It's actually a compliment to Jamaicans innit?...if you think about it. Used to be a comedy skit on SNL or MAD TV about that, as I recall...Some people think being totally blotto increases their abilities at expressing themselves...but I beg to differ. Go Cocks!!!
Coelacanth1193 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We're happy little Vegemites As bright as bright can be. We all enjoy our Vegemite For breakfast, lunch, and tea. Our mummies say we're growing stronger Every single week, Because we love our Vegemite We all adore our Vegemite It puts a rose in every cheek.
Coelacanth1194 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yo tjo...It doesn't look like this Maria swell is ever gonna have much size to it this week...But it IS starting to come in since this morning...as expected...and is looking better & better on the local cams as the tide goes out. Wind's not a factor so far. I may hit it within the hour. I'm guessing it's waist to chest high. Long period = long lines...but not apparently closing out too bad...on the cams.
Coelacanth1194 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
After Tuesday...the forecasts are calling for light-moderate onshore winds even early am...Some are calling for a wave size increase by next weekend also...???...Too far out for me to trust. Maria is only a T.S. now...and way out there.
Coelacanth1194 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh NOW I see why! On the Stormsurf models...First cold front swell pulse right after Maria heads off to the north. Biggish north swells by NEXT monday down here(incl. Juno)...with little or no local wind(yeah, right).
tjo1193 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah i just saw on the weather there is a big cold front about to go across cali, and colorado, dropping temps all the way, and hopefully a little earlybird nor'easter swell for us?
Coelacanth1193 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tjo...I just had a look at a weather-pattern graphic of North America. It looks to me like a second, stronger front...behind that one you described...will be the wave generator on Monday. There's now a strong pressure gradient between very strong high & low pressure systems over upper Canada. That strong high pressure system will likely drop through the Midwest and East in the next few days...and have some major NNE winds blowing down the Atlantic seaboard in our direction by Sunday. If the associated cold front stalls far enough north of us...we might get a break on any nor'easter winds. Rub your dog Lucky's belly(for LUCK)for a few minutes every night 'till then, OK? It couldn't hurt!!!
tjo1195 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
trip to costa my ass is right! i took a skeg to the shinbone (literally, right to the bone, and a dent in the bone to boot!) the day before the swell "hit" , i guess it slowed down overnight tues to weds, i had all my eggs in weds basket, went to ft p and wrapped my leg as waterproof as possible, only shoulder high with about 75 people out. ended up getting an infection and messing up the rest of my week. now marias coming, i'm not getting my hopes up, irene was a blessing, trying not to expect a repeat. i think we should give every swell that south florida receives a sexy female name. just makes talking about them later feel more personal ;-)
Coelacanth1195 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tjo...You are starting to remind me of that picture seen on the wall in at least one disreputable drinking establishment around here(Archie's SeaBreeze in Ft. Pierce?)...of a three legged, one eyed, one eared dog...that answers to the name of 'Lucky'...You need to stop doing that stuff to yourself...or you'll become a sponger by default...Get help soon. ;^) Man...the local Stuart Beach MSW forecast doesn't look so good...But...I don't trust it anymore. It rarely is in sync with the Walton Rocks MSW forecast...and the two spots are about 7-8 miles apart. Go figure. It misled on the Katia swell too. The NE Bahamas buoy has been showing a solid east swell from Maria since 7:50 AM this Sunday morning(09/11/2011). The swell angle changed suddenly from NNE(remnants of Katia)...to E...with a barely perceptible change in size or period. Figuring on about 20 hours travelling time from that buoy... there could be something halfway decent here by Monday morning...but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet. If the Ft.Pierce buoy has anything over 3.0 ft @ 10 sec. for an actual swell rdng by then...it will probably be worth a closer look. I'll give you a call if Stu-Be starts to look epic anytime this week.
tjo1193 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thats me, lucky dog (lucky is actually my dogs name, he is lucky though, went from streets of costa rica to the couches of juno!) i might head north one of these days, tomorrow and thurs look ok in cocoa, i'm getting sick of the drive though. please do let me know if anything looks worthy up your way
Younes1196 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://magicseaweed.com/Oued-Cherrat-Surf-Report/247/ . Probably Irene's first taste tomorow, 16sec sounds just good...
Coelacanth1196 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't you guys on that side get enough action as it is without wanting 'our' tropical storms too?...I'm trying to forget my lousy Irene experience...due to really poor timing decisions on my part. My Stu-Be brohs have been merciful in not telling me what I missed that second day when I waited too long to hit it...Maybe it's really because I've mostly avoided them since then. =^0
ole doc1196 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What do you mean "ole doc will remember"? Just cuz I can sing every song from West Side Story so what? That dosen't make me gay does it? (not that there's anything wrong with it) Anyway it was Rita Moreno I had the hots for in that movie. "I like to be in america...hey hey hey"
Coelacanth1196 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha ha...Thanks ole doc...The crickets were sounding louder than ever today...until now...You have motivated me to 'research' early(& later) Rita Moreno...I mostly remember her now as the older-but-nicely- preserved female friend of Jim Rockford, P.I.(James Garner)she portrayed later in the TV show 'The Rockford Files'. Loved that series!...Tomorrow(9/11)will have a sad poignance...with the world's focus mostly on New York City...again...So much has been lost in so many ways...I may completely ignore the media hype. You might like this Tom Brokaw interview(The Colbert Report)that cuts through it...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/09/tom-brokaw-september-11-colbert_n_956010.html?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl6%7Csec3_lnk2%7C94284
Coelacanth1196 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
For you ole doc...Yep. She WAS hot in that!...How could I have forgotten?...Maybe 'cause I was only about 10 yrs old then ;^)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6wo2wpT2k
Coelacanth1197 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I had the north end of Stuart Beach almost all to myself for hours today...with a nice north angled, clean swell up to head high+...And 'I Feel Pretty' good about it. Got a bunch of barrels...finally(So sorry...no video or pics...that I know of...YET!!!). Then the onshore wind got on it and the dropping dying swell was no longer Coolio worthy...so I went home almost happy...for a change...Next swell please. ;^)
Coelacanth1199 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wherrrre's...the BEEF?...WHERE'S THE BEEF? =^[ ...MSW gave this a 3 star forecast...ALL DAY!!!...2.5 ft. @ 15 sec. my ASS!...Shouldn't it be OVERHEAD?...I see a bad moon rising...http://www.evsmartin.com/pics/d14/aug3111j/s070744f.jpg
sqirl1201 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
paging mr fatty.....mr fatty this is your wake up call!
sqirl1201 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qazaaq0msA
Coelacanth1201 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah lak it a lot...+1
ole doc1201 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://vimeo.com/28541229 The largest carnivore on the west coast
Coelacanth1201 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks ole doc...I tried several times to download that vimeo vid...but my computer bogged down each time. It may be time to defrag, etc. again. That always speeds things up. Love watching The Wedge when it's big. I saw that Cal was gettin' big stuff lately. Should be pics on MSW from there soon. The Katia swell is slowly filling in here behind the Bahamas...but is bigger to the north beyond the Bahamas shadow. Hope to start shooting my own video tomorrow if it's bigger here by then.
Coelacanth1200 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's STILL not happening here! Or much better up north. The wind here is offshore...but the GD swell is NOT here in rideable size or form! It's still just little long lines of closeouts...JEEZUS!!!...This is like Chinese water torture.
Coelacanth1205 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What a difference a day makes tjo...I'm still a bit confused about when this small north wind swell is supposed to arrive...but the Katia forecast keeps improving. The previously predicted local low with interfering sideshore winds...as the Katia swell arrives...is no longer a factor...for now. Time will tell.
Coelacanth1204 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey tjo...This is C & P'd from www.CFLsurf.com(report/forecast site for the Central Florida east coast area...Ross' surf report)..."Sept 2 (Fri 05:00 AM) Surf Alert beginning Monday!!! - Small wind waves, 2 foot+ range, until late Sun PM when long period swell from Katia begins to arrive. At the moment it looks like 4 foot+ range for Monday and Tues, then building into the 6 foot range Wed. No end in sight to the surf, and it should hit the 6 to 9 foot range by Friday. Also, the winds look like a lot of off-shores and very moderate on-shores since the storm will be so far out there. This will probably be one of the best surfing events to hit the Atlantic Coast in years. Keep an eye! Got vacation leave coming? This is the week to use it. It should resemble a trip to Costa Rica without having to pay the air fare. Need I say more?"
Coelacanth1199 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Trip to Costa Rica My ASS!...It STILL sucks!...Even up north at Sebastian Inlet...I wan't my money back!...This is Sqirl's doing...I just KNOW it!
tjo1207 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good night irene, good morning katia...
Coelacanth1206 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The early model runs I've seen aren't looking that great right now...They show Katia curving to the north way out there. It also looks like some localized low along a frontal boundary will generate strong southerly sideshore winds just as the Katia east swells are arriving late Tue/early Wed...probably degrading them even more in size & quality. They will already have been degraded in size due to the long distance they'll have come. I doubt if the east-angled Katia swell will even reach Jupiter Inlet/Juno Beach & south of there(except maybe that Boca/Delray corridor)...but it should reach Stu-Be...and even be a bit bigger north of here...There IS a small north wind swell in models now...due to arrive Sunday(and maybe last thru Monday)that should reach Juno at least.
sqirl1206 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
spoken like a true pessimist!
sqirl1206 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
note that i have made no jinx enducing predictions in the previous comment.......ahhhh!...now i see where you were going with your comment!! very clever coolio
Coelacanth1206 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You do?...I was being clever?...You think I was pulling some faux-pessimistic mind-over-matter trick do you?...Nope...It's just the new, no non-sense, no offense, non-intrusive homeboy...me...helping a fellow Flo-ridian homeboy...tjo...make some plans for the next big(or not so big)surfing event here. Sorry, I got no awesome video of the last big(it WAS big!)event like I had hoped I would be able to share with you...because I 'outsmarted' myself Saturday(Aug 27)...Have you seen the Reef Road pics by 'ThisIsDaniel' yet? They are epic!!!...Well, I did predict it would be bigger and better down THERE didn't I?
Coelacanth1206 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OMG...Have you seen the MSW forecast for Folly Beach next week yet?...5 STARS on Thursday(9/8/11)!...Will I have to drive up there?...Is this some new permutation on that Gullah Voodoo curse?...Strange that this happens right after YOU show up on my page...Hmmmmmmmm.
sqirl1205 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
i have seen both the pics and the report.......sooo jealous its flat as pancakes here at the moment.
Coelacanth1205 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah...Those three day waiting periods down unda there must be BRUTAL!
Coelacanth1209 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
In case anyone needs some classic MSW comic relief from awhile back...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?redisplay=true&photoId=181415
I love beef curtains me !!1210 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Let it go man :-D
Coelacanth1210 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
But she really LIKES the standup vs sponger banter. She has even said so. If I HAVE to...I can probably find her comment saying so(See dudette...I DO pay attention to you). She can't just sit on the side of the wave pool and watch the other kids play.
Coelacanth1210 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wait a minute...I am being advised to stop 'offending' a certain female sponger...who's here on MSW for the fun banter at least as much as the pics...and knows I'm kidding her(although...I HAVE been completely 'disappeared' OFF her profile page lately...sniff)...by a profile named 'beef curtains'?...What parallel universe IS this?
Coelacanth1210 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't forget Mister...(thinking of good, cryptic native American name)...Bucolic Beefalo...I've got the embarrassing goods on YOU!!!
sqirl1211 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WAKE UP FATTY!!!!! TIME TO SURF!!!!!!!
Coelacanth1210 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sooo weak & sunburned after yesterday's constant drift paddling...Trying to re-energize & get back out there very soon...before 'The Flatness' returns.
Coelacanth1208 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Sqirl...How about another wake-up call NEXT week(see link for massive bowling ball prediction). I really messed up by waiting way too long to hit it this past Saturday...Will I never learn?...http://www.stormsurfing.com/cgi/display.cgi?a=eus_wave
tjo1213 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey coolmon, i'm probably going to stay close too, gonna be a last minute decision for me, delray? stuart? palm beach? jupiter? hobe sound? juno? oh i hate having to choose!! i'm not going too far north, the parade of knucleheads going up and down A1A can do without me! good luck, maybe i'll surf with you (though i'd never know it, maybe i already have...)
Coelacanth1212 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's pretty messy here now. I may wait 'till Friday to get wet. You'll get offshore wind down there slightly before we will(maybe today late?)...and probably bigger swell because of the Gulf Stream & deeper water near shore. I'm now thinking that...because the storm is not that far out...the swell angle by early Friday will NOT still be south. It probably will be due east by then...or even some north later. You're always welcome here at Stu-Be. If I'm not in the water(where I'm almost always wearing a hat...but probably NOT this time)...I'll probably be under the observation pavillion near the concession area with a few other slightly-past-their-prime-and-greying geezers...and some younger chargers like yourself. I'll have a yellowing 7' 4' Bonzer(5 fins!)gun with a black Coelacanth graphic along the front stringer area. I may recognize you from having seen your pic on your website...but I'll have to look again at that to recall your actual name. I may be shooting video with a tripod at some point too! Hope to surf with you...and get some surfing video of you...sometime soon tjo! The surf season has arrived at last.
tjo1212 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
youre gonna love my 7'6" campbell bros, 70's style outline, i might be on that or a green swallow tail fish, grey short sleeve rashie. good chance i'll be up your way sat. i'll keep an eye out for you.
Younes1212 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If you find him, please burn him once for me
Coelacanth1210 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
tjo...I found your website(finally)...and have put your name and phone number in my cell phone. Probably too late to connect with you for this swell...but maybe the next one. My cell phone no. starts with 772214...but the last 4 numbers only you will see. I rarely answer mine unless I can see who's calling...or return unknown calls unless they leave a compelling voicemail message.
tjo1210 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
how did irene treat you? i went a little south of delray, less current but still a few feet overhead, the angle of the coast with the angle of the wind made wide open tubes all day. i got the deepest, driest barrel i've gotten in years yesterday. today i spent the whole day at the pier here at home, fun well overhead in the am, dropped down to about a foot overhead by afternoon. the highlight of my day was an 8 ft freighter that went about 150 yds and covered me up twice on the inside section (went for a third and got a serious irene smackdown) i got out for the rest of the day after that one (the wave not the smackdown). i surfed about 12 hrs between yesterday and today, sunburned, sore, and happy. hope you had a great time with her too. my family is battening down up in long island as we speak. i dont think she's gonna be as nice to them as she was to us! call me anytime, lookin' fwd to it
Coelacanth1209 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Friday was big and frustrating here. Not many paddled out. I wore myself out drift paddling, got sunburned...and caught nothing decent. Got sucked over the falls on one. Saturday I decided to let the desperado weekend warrior hordes have at it without me early. The buoy readings still looked good at midday. I thought I'd get some clean, head high barrels all to myself in the late afternoon. But by then it had dropped so quickly(like someone flipped a switch)...and the tide had come up so much...it was just shorebreak. Oh well. Sorry weeders...no video either.
Younes1213 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here' some interesting material for you : http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/09/muslim-humor-muslim-jokes.html . Read the comments & let me know what you think...
Coelacanth1213 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like some ethnic, political and/or religious jokes...up to a point. Beyond that they just become cliches, stereotypes and lazy thinking insults by other means, to me anyway. I prefer more imagination and creativity...and less barely suppressed bile and ignorance...whatever the alleged 'purpose' is. Is it to desensitize us to our differences? I think way too many Americans have become too desensitized and hypocritical already...Sorry...I am a hopelessly sensitive 'Liberal'(says the guy who admitted calmly 'toasting' bin Laden's 'illegal' killing & disposal-at-sea...and doesn't regret it)...and those 'Conservative' shots at Michael Moore and 'Liberals' hurt my feelings terribly...NOT!...Thanks for giving me something to chew on for a few minutes my brother across the sea, he he he.
Coelacanth1213 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh damn...I really MUST catch up on my Jon Stewart/Jewish-Liberal REAL comedy...and 'equal opportunity' basher...I especially like it when he attacks OTHER Liberals for their hypocrisies, bad judgement and crimes. Never see them Faux 'News/Infotainment' Conservatives do THAT to fellow Conservatives...AND make it funny!
Younes1213 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I know... Sad times. Like if humans will never learn from their errors... History is repeating itself
Younes1221 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Where are you hiding big fish? Some mega swell in Florida or something?
Coelacanth1215 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Younss...Looks like we're in for a major storm here soon...Hurricane Irene is forecast to become a Cat.3 within a few days...and the forecast path is very close to my area. Depending on the actual storm path...I'll either be boarding up windows and preparing for an extended power outage...or waiting for the winds to swing offshore to try to paddle out into some monster storm swells...Or maybe I'll just shoot video if it's too gnarley-big & messy for me...until it calms down a bit. Thursday looks like the day for big waves right now.
Younes1213 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sounds like you're soon going to be properly laid hehe... Enjoy!
Coelacanth1213 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am resolved to pull at least one successful aerial...if I don't get hurt first.
soutie1222 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
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Younes1225 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
+1 for the J. Rose show "The rise of the planet of the AAs" ! Hilarious
Coelacanth1225 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
J. Stewart you mean, Younss. Glad you liked it. It was the porn movie rating comparison that got you(off)most wasn't it?...haha...Where'd J. Rose come from?...Did I show you some Charlie Rose clips in the past and you got the two names confused?...If only dudette was more computer savvy she could watch it too.;^)
Spongerdudette1225 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
*Gasp*...you picking on me again Coelocanth?...You are sooooo nasty to me *sniff*. But I can't help it if you post duff links that won't work in The UK, so it's your fault and not mine...so there.
Younes1225 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Honestly i don't know where i did pull this Jon Rose from, my bad... Yeah Stewart is the man! Dudette, can't watch "The Daily show with Jon Stewart" http://www.thedailyshow.com/ ?? The video we're talking about is on the main page today...
Coelacanth1223 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/15/business/media/comedy-podcast-inside-news-corp-feasts-on-a-scandal.html?_r=1
Coelacanth1228 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This is for anyone who ISN'T spongerdudette...and IS looking for a few laughs...AND thrills...at the absurdity of it all...http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-8-2011/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-aas?xrs=share_copy
Coelacanth1227 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I sure hope Obama doesn't start taking advice from Cameron...Cameron is burnt toast!!!...http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/08/10/uk-riots-david-cameron-valued-his-summer-holiday-over-welfare-of-the-nation-115875-23333286/
ole doc1227 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lordy what's happened since I've been gone? Have the tips been removed from the foils?
Coelacanth1227 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey ole doc...Welcome back...Um...does what I said above RE: dudette seem a little...harsh?...I sure hope not. It wasn't intended to be...She knows I adore her and her energy, sense of humor, sincerity...and combative, take-no-shit ways...Besides...she picks on me all the time...Here I am just teasing her over her occasional...'inflexibility'...I'm just a bit afraid she might have taken to the flaming streets of Bristol lately to kick looters in their groins with her arsenal of high-heeled shoes...for making David Cameron look bad.;^)
Spongerdudette1227 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
*sniff* ''This is for anyone who ISN'T spongerdudette'' *sniff*....how could you be so MEAN Coelocanth *sniff*...Yeah alright I know it's because I can't access the links. But anyway, see what happens....I go away to get some R&R and the whole country falls apart *sigh*......typical men letting this happen...*rolls eyes*. Well, I did hear about it on the news, but I've come back prepared should there be anymore rioting.....I'm armed with boxes and boxes of well sharpened stilettoes to lob at the sh*tbags....and I shall be aiming for certain ahem delicate places!!!! But in all seriousness, it's not been too bad here in Bristol from what I can make out....the rioters wrecked McDonalds yayyyy coz I prefer BurgerKing if I had to eat any of that crap. But they badly damaged Cabot Circus, which is a major shopping area in central Bristol and is about a year old. Years of planning and billions of pounds went into building the place with stores such as Harrods there. But it's all just mindless vandalism now, and three guys in Birmingham died last night just trying to protect their property :( The biggest ''laugh'' though the first person to appear in court for rioting is a teacher!!!!!....speaks volumns really about society!
ole doc1227 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well OK then...as my mother used to say to my 4 brothers and I...."fight nice" In other news yes I am back after cheating the reaper once again by licking an attack of Ecoli brought on perhaps by a disgusting habit of field worker's taking a dump in the collection bins. (payback for 1070?) Who knows?
Spongerdudette1226 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Btw, I didn't mean that Harrods was in Bristol. I was trying to explain that stores the equivalent to that standard was here....mega expensive.
Coelacanth1226 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wow...Sorry you went through THAT experience ole doc. It must have been awful and scary. No lasting damage to internal organs I hope? Any idea which infected produce it was that got you? I got Montezuma's revenge the one time I went on a driving surf safari south of the border. It was so awful I was ready to die. Death actually seemed like the preferable option at the time, as I recall. Got that miserable GI condition from a soft drink ice cube I think...handled by an unsanitary restaurant worker(DON'T DRINK THE WATER = DON'T CONSUME THE ICE EITHER...DOHHHHH)...I drew a blank on 1070 at first, I'm afraid. We're not as close to the scary drug cartel battles, massacres & corruption across the border as you are. There's been talk of adapting that anti-illegal immigrant law here, though. If they weren't so darned hard working and willing to work for so little pay...it probably would have happened by now. On a somewhat related note...Dengue fever virus has made it to our area.
Coelacanth1226 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dudette...You would probably REALLY hate the McDonalds over here...http://www.aol.com/2011/08/11/owen-lemire-kato-arrested-mcdonalds-pimple_n_924188.html?ir=Weird+News
Spongerdudette1225 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OMFG, that is soooo gross Coelocanth. I can't believe that someone would actually do that!!!! But you've got ''In and out'' burgers over there I believe, but I want to know is why they are called that.....is it because as soon as you put them IN your mouth and swallow it, you're sh*tting them OUT the other end?!?!? Hahahaha that was totally gross but that's what springs to mind everytime I've heard about that name. I'll have to ask Sneaky to find a link he has about a woman over there that was so excited about In and Out burgers that she went all weird! When I seen it I didn't know whether to laugh at her or what....it was sad more I think :/
Coelacanth1225 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm not familiar with THAT burger franchise dudette...or the message they are sending with their name. But...my sweet, innocent little dudette...my guess is that it's a CaliFORNia-based franchise...and therefore has a more exciting, 'suggestive'(SUBLIMINAL)double-entendre/meaning than the one you came up with...I'm gonna let ole doc have the final say on this one...since he's an experienced, jaded west coast guy at heart...familiar(I'm sure)with the whole(sometimes tawdry)California cultural 'ambiance'...and until recently(I'm just guessing)...frequented fast food joints.
Coelacanth1225 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oops...I guess I'M the one that's jaded, presumptuous...and mistaken...But I'm blaming all that gang looting, arson, anarchy and...'a bit of the old ultra-violence'...over there in London, etc. for causing me to make the wrong neural connections between 'In-N-Out'...as a name for a burger joint...and a line of dialogue by 'Alex'(Malcom McDowell) in the Kubrik movie 'A Clockwork Orange':::::::>Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage...
tjo1229 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
iiiii'mmm baaaaaaack! and emily left south florida with a bad case of blue balls! i surfed sat afternoon, and sun morning up in cocoa. was glassy as it gets, stomach to chest high, sat was a little bigger but bad wind. i went up to the northeast to visit friends and family the previous couple weeks, i missed ts brett, heard it was fun down here for a couple days? i managed to surf in ny, and ri while i was there, nothing to write coolio about still fun. any luck with the cat? it probably monitoring the scene from a distance and will come back once it hears its owners voices. good luck with that! and dont let the usa haters get you down, remember, they all love kelly slater, and eat big macs!
Coelacanth1229 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I became a bit obsessive in my pussy hunt last night...trying to outsmart a critter with a brain the size of a ping pong ball...but Daisy is as wiley as all get out. I did get to third base... TWICE!!!...Sitting there in the darkness with the monofilament line tied to the inside door knob...then running across the room to my clear line of vision vantage point behind the kitchen sink & wide, sweeping oval-shaped marble counter and bar. I had many a Caddyshack moment my friend...Oh yes...I WAS Bill Murray for quite a while there. Especially after I accidentally caught the oppossum...(to be continued when I recover).
sqirl1234 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
......it is soooooo getting ready to pump there!!!!!.....are you on the verge of losing your mind with anticipation yet?!? ...or what!!! you seriously have to chase this one up the coast.....emily is setting up for a classic tube fest from south fla to obx!!!....offshore barrels for all my boys WooooHooooo!
sqirl1234 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
seriously .....i have provided you with an itenerary below!
sqirl1233 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
SATURDAY 9pm load provisons into the coooliO mobile beer bread peenut butter jelly zig zagz JB's, sheck that there is air in the tyres and gas in the tank....SUNDAY 5am WAKE UP fatty time to surf...surf at your local until 10am then drive north 1:30pm get tubed at spanish house 3:30pm back in the car dont stop til you get to hannah park 6pm get tubed at poles....crash at hannah park $10us (thats equal to like 3 pesos now btw)....MONDAY 5am WAKE UP FATTY time to surf....morning tubes @ poles until 8am and back on the road and haul ass to the washout 12pm lunchtime tubes at washout.....2pm back in the car straight to masonboro inlet youll show up kind of late so surf the pier for about an hour and crash at the motel6 ....Tuesday 5am WAKE UP FATTY time to surf....paddle across the inlet and score score some ....you guessed it....pumping tubes!!...12pm back on the road ...and dont listen to what anyone else might say, making PBJs while you drive is perfectly safe.....by the time you eat your PBJ and pulloff twice to piss you will almost be to the ferry....4pm you are in obx and your pick of uncrowded firing sick banks!!! ....camp whereever is pumping and surf your face off until the swell fades to nothing!!
Coelacanth1233 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well Sqirl...I hope you are happy...I told my local brohs days ago NOT to get excited...NOT to even TALK about this Tropical Storm Emily that was headin' our way...for fear that TALK would once again curse us with yet another bitter disappointment. And that silence seemed to be working...until today...when your 'helpful', 'excited' text ABOUT this predicted wave-making event appeared here on my page...again...and again...and again...I resisted responding out of fear...Yet somehow that resistance wasn't enough...Somehow, you managed to transmit that Gullah Voodoo curse from the opposite end of the globe...to me...and my LOCAL brohs!...OH YES...I'm sure it was YOU...T.S. Emily has now been downgraded to a tropical wave...after crossing over...HAITI!!!...Coincidence?...I think NOT!!!THAT'S some BAAAD VOODOO!...I could still probably take it calmly...as the usual screwing...if it weren't for all those D-bah pics I had to look at from you and Joggly...It really is too much to take at this point...Daisy hasn't turned up yet either, btw...Thanks so much for the helpful advice THERE!!! I'd like to think it's been Daisy eating the food and drinking the water I've left just outside the back door on the patio...and not some wild animal...like a rabid raccoon...Do I seem calm?...I'm NOT...I want MY WAVES Nurse Ratched!...I WANT...MYYYY...WAAAVES!...WAAAAAAAAAAAAH...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5NyyC-UjBM&feature=related
Coelacanth1233 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
On a related note...Does spongerdudette ever remind you of Nurse Ratched?...Just wondering...
sqirl1233 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
relax mate! RE: The cat.......leave the back patio door cracked barely wide enough for a cat to sneak through.....put the food and water near th e door and put a bowl of milk about 10' inside the door around 9pm....kickback with a six pack and a laptop with headphones (so you can watch free surf fliks on the net) just inside the door.....sip silently as stealth is the key....the little pussy should mosey in at about 2am (because that is typically when bad pussys mosy in).....about this time you'll have a right good buzz and......a cream fattened pussy! SCORE!! RE: The Waves: what you are experience letdownus maximus syndrome....BUT....what emily is experiencing is haiti mountain ridge weakening....its only temporary.....when it comes off the other side of haiti the mountain ridge will act as a shield to sheering affects and you will experience a nearly stationary movement over super hot shallow carribean waters.....a broader circulation will develop and create a fetch better suited to your swell window creating a bigger swell than earlier forecasts indicated....it will still follow the same track and reach hurricane status as it passes the same latitude as say wrightsville maybe 18 hours later than was predicted yesterday. On a side note haiti is where voodoo originated from.....in other words dont get your juju in wad! ....now ...get to packing your coolio mobile and scoring some pussy!!
sqirl1233 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....you will be tubed......you..will..be...!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA
Coelacanth1232 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well...at least THAT video clip led to THIS one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ&NR=1
sqirl1232 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its 6:30pm there.....you should be preparing for an exciting night of pussy hunting coolio! let this vid be your motivation.... http://www.weather.com/weather/videos/news-41/top-stories-169/will-emily-make-a-comeback-6584#loc=41/169/21510 i had to spend alot of summers staring at the weather channel and swaring at jim cantore to make swami like predictions like the one in the previous comment!
Coelacanth1231 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Loose pussy update: Well Sqirl...I followed some of your advice last night...and I can't say that I scored...but I WOULD say that...I, at the least, got to second base!!!...Daisy was finally spotted eating just outside the patio door last night...late-ish. That took a load off my mind anyway(careful!)...Thanks mate!
Coelacanth1231 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
RE: "Tropical Storm" Emily...Thanks for the Weather Channel link. I had become comfortably numb until I saw that...accustomed now to my own frustrating version of 'Groundhog Day'(see recent Tropical Storm Bret history for dismal details)with the previous puzzling & frustrating surf forecasts for Emily...Now I have some sensation of hope back...like that ache you get as fingers and toes recover from near frostbite(a Minnesota snowskiing story from long ago). It also helps a bit that a local, veteran(20 years!)ABC Weather Anchorman Mike Lyons wrote Emily off as finished!!!...I used to plan all my weekend outdoor activities(like fishing, boating...& even surfing)around his weather/storm forecasts. He was wrong about 95% of the time...which was all the consistancy I needed. His perserverance in spite of all that failure was truly inspiring. But since I found the magic of the internet...AND MSW...I don't NEED him anymore.
sqirl1231 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
repeat the steps above again tonight only this time use a trail of fancy feast to get her close to the bowl of milk! RE: the tropics...i havent seen the cape verde hurricane belt light up like this since '95! the east coast is getting ready to PUMP!!
Coelacanth1230 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
T.D. Emily has kept Daisy's family in the Bahamas a bit longer...'till Monday. The cat I've been feeding outside sure doesn't look much like the one I've only seen dimly under the bed before now. Or like the one in the pic on the wall being hugged by one of the kids. My anxiety is back! Could Timmy the hamster be doomed if I lure the wrong cat back in?. I am a baaad pet sitter...RE: The ITCZ...Yep...I saw that too!...Looks like a convoy of bowling balls...with some 'English' on them!...Or just another long string of disappointments...sigh...
Coelacanth1229 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What a trooper THIS weatherman was!...Bet he didn't predict THAT was gonna happen...You Carolineans are TOUGH!!!...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/08/weatherman-swallows-moth-_n_921037.html
Coelacanth1226 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Uh Sqirl...last post I swear RE: Daisy...Next time I get Daisy duty and she pulls this crap...she's gettin' Rohypnol-tized(I should have asked Porty for advice)...One of my surfer brohs is a pharmacist, heh heh heh...
sqirl1234 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...knew a crabber on folly beach who used to collect stray cats and use them for crab bait......but surely you dont have any crazy redneck crabbers down there in south florida.....on a lighter note who cares about cats!? ...uou are going to have PURRRRrrrr...fect surf soon!!!!!!!!!!!!
sqirl1235 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
batten down the hatches! theres a storm a brewing!!!
mantis1236 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I must say I get a chuckle from you and dudette's exchanges. is that wrong?
Spongerdudette1235 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nope it's not Mantis. Except every now and again ...actually quite a lot, Coelocanth goes off on a hissy fit and takes it all far too seriously...so I take the opportunity to wind him up even more.....ain't that right Twitchy ;)
mantis1235 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahahahaha
Coelacanth1232 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hmmmmmm...Well, as I see it...there are at least TWO things wrong here Mantis...One is dudette jumping in here to answer a question that was OBVIOUSLY directed at ME. Isn't that why Regis replaced Kathy Lee?..."She's out of control!" I believe were his exact words...Two is...When did you start talking like some haughty, British, Rolls Royce-ridin' Aristocrat?("Pardon me old chap...Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?")...Isn't having VP around bad enough?...I saw a thread recently that got started by someone comparing the break at Mundaka unfavorably to some break(Avalon?)in Oz...Which led to a Brit-Oz dissing/pissing match. Some haughty British bloke then went on...and on...about how he and his wife had spent a YEAR traveling in Oz and just LOVED it...especially Sydney and the natural & cultural environments elsewhere in general...But he disliked the Aussies themselves because of ONE incident(which he said it was typical)where some angry Ozzie fella(probably drunk)in a 'restaurant'...more likely a sports bar...got in his wife's face...whilst he was in the toilet...over cricket!!!...Are you Ozzies cricket hooligans?...How can ANYONE get excited about cricket anyway?...Here I thought the Brits were the worst sports hooligans...It's still that class-warfare/resentment about deporting-the-poor-and-the-criminals thing really, isn't it?...Do you suppose even the haughtiest, aristocratic Brits get a little 'rambunctious' over 'their' favorite sports?...ARE there such things as badminton hooligans, do you suppose?
Coelacanth1232 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahhhh...Here 'tis Mantis...If there's anything the Brits and Ozzies hate more than each other...it's us Yanks apparently...ouch...Did I get negged!!!...It was sooo worth it....http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=228570&photoOfTheDay
Spongerdudette1231 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I had to answered on your behalf Twitchy coz you take too long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I could of post something like ''You can answer Mantis's question Coelocanth anytime this year!!!!''
Coelacanth1231 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
She's out of control!!!
Coelacanth1231 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wish I could say the same thing about "Tropical Storm" Emily...sigh...
Spongerdudette1231 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''Out of control''......never ;p
Coelacanth1228 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
As Redd Foxx(in his comedy character Fred Sanford)once said: "I can believe dat!"(Mantis may get that one)
Coelacanth1227 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
For Chuckles...er, I mean...Mantis...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xomArI4aJ0&NR=1
Coelacanth1240 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey dudette...This is for you...Make sure you copy and paste the URL properly this time...DOHHHH...http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-july-26-2011-juan-williams
Spongerdudette1239 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....ERRR....EXCUSE ME Coelocanth but you're a bigger computer retard then I am......and that's saying something. Of course I know how to copy and paste...hhhmmm.....just lol ;p But once again when I got onto that link it comes up with ''Dear Great Britain, we are terribly sorry blah, blah, blah. Please don't send the RedCoats in retaliation at this time blah, blah, blah'' But Coelocanth, you don't worry about Redcoats sorting out you Yanks, coz Betty really does have a swift kick....once my back has stop hurting that is lol. And no jokes about me being on it too much with The Fleet coz I've already heard those!!!!!!
Coelacanth1238 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Speaking of the Chinese fleet(No...not the ships that have come in for YOU!)...That book I'm reading about the early 15th century Ming dynasty and their world roving fleet(s)that pre-dated Columbus and Magellan...just keeps getting better and better. It is extremely well written and convincing in it's empirical, systematic presentation of evidence, suppositions and conclusions. Their teak & mahogany wood ships/junks were over 300 ft. long! They used massive brass pins to attach separately floodable sections together in building the hulls...so that damage by a reef to one hull section didn't doom them to sinking. They even beat Cook to Australia!...Remnants of a massive 40 ft. wood rudder from one wreck(the Tasman Sea took it's toll on them too)was found in the Byron Bay area...Did you already KNOW about this book, subject & author BEFORE I mentioned it???...You sure came back at me with the book title and author's name quickly. Almost like you had GOOGLED it!...Speaking of Google(Yahoo, whatever)...and retardation...I can't believe you can't get around petty little cross-pond copywrite restrictions. Jon Stewart...The Daily Show...Comedy Central...(Latest subject of interest 'ARMADEBTRON'!!!)...I keep trying to keep you entertained...and you keep being difficult. Have a nice day!;^)
Coelacanth1238 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooops...I meant to type 'armadebtDon'(instead of 'armadebtRon'...which didn't work)...along with the name 'Jon Stewart'...in my very recent 'simulated dudette Google search'...Oh looky here!...I've found a DIFFERENT cross-pond access link FOR you!...I'm sure there'll also be a YouTube posting of that clip soon somewhere...if there isn't one already...http://www.hulu.com/watch/262492/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-armadebtdon-2011-the-worlds-saddest-tangerine
Coelacanth1238 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Same clip...different cross-pond access route...http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/debt-ceiling-chaos-jon-stewart-armadebtdon
Coelacanth1237 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooops, I mean...same clip name...but different segment(you would think I'd watch them BEFORE I post them wouldn't you?)...Watch them BOTH!...This last one has a cute little skunk with a jar of Skippy peanut butter stuck on his head...It's some kind of video/visual metaphor.
Coelacanth1240 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't tell Neumann...let me guess...Is that...Bing Crosby & Frank Sinatra?
CaptainGoodVibes-SuperPig1245 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
a bee-bough bough, ba ba baba baaaww. Fuck me! How many people have visited your page? That`s many words. Good or not wanted you stir the mire and stir it up. Little darling, stir it up. You`re the spawn of Bob Marley & Miki Dors. I haven`t met you though.
Coelacanth1245 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hellohhhh.....Neuman!!!...To what do I owe THIS pleasure?...My cyber-surf-buddy Mantis has affectionately(?)accused me of being a shit-stirrer...but no one has EVER accused me of stirring the mire...whatever THAT is!!!...Thank you!...Or of being related to Miki Dora!!!...I'm glowing with warmth NOW!...I still have fond memories of you, me...and a few others...ganging up on some unpleasant, unfunny weeder...I think Bingo was his name-o. B-I-N-G-O...???...Enyhoo...I'll show you mine(no. of visitors that is)...if you show me yours first...OK?...Bye bye.
Coelacanth1243 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's a slow night. Watched my President Obama's speech earlier tonight...& the wacko TeaOP response. Guess maybe the whole world did too...Maybe everyone is now out stockpiling food & ammo and buying gold...I dunno...So Neumann...Are YOU worried yet?...I have to say...I WAS intrigued by your notion that I had Bob Marley-esque qualities...along with my obvious(you've seen my pics, no doubt)Miki Dora ones...I guess occasionally wearing that dashiki of mine all those years ago really did have a subtle effect on me...and send a message FROM me...that has reverberated through time and space...That we are one!...That we are ALL Africans. If I had some ganja...I would probably smoke it tonight...for old time's sake...and to steady my nerves....Maybe a brew will do...Good night...and good luck. "Poseeteeve vibrations yeahhh...poseeteeve!..."
Coelacanth1243 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Heyyy...waddya mean 'not wanted'?...Have you heard something I haven't?
Coelacanth1240 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA...Stalky/Chalky...ya missed one. I'm kinda startin' to miss Moosey...and all the other similar ones...Yer slippin'...m8!
mantis1236 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I dont recall accusing you Cloe of being a shit stirrer. but I dont recall much these days including where I put my bottle of vodka. its around here somewhere...oops, just fell off my chair
mantis1236 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...and I like to think I am a contender for the shit stirring title. but my shit stirring is harmless. unlike the person that went thru all the comments on my page regardless from whom they were from massively neg voting the comments while I was away. I know it wasnt you and I am not implying that and I dont care about getting neg votes but they brought down peoples rating average and some people care about this which is cool. I didnt think it was cool this person(and I have an idea who) did this to everyone.
Coelacanth1232 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
RE: Any remaining concern...at THIS point...about the 'fairness' and 'usefulness' of the MSW pic & profile comments rating system...I am reminded of what Igor(Marty Feldman)said to young Dr. Frankenstein(Gene Wilder)...after Dr. Frankenstein cursed at him...saying "Damn your eyes Igor!"...Igor's response was..."I'm afraid it's a little too late for that sir!"...I say we blame Ed for this travesty, this unmanaged chaos...and raise holy hell with cursing and everything!...YOU go first!
Coelacanth1232 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
RE: The 'alleged' shit stirring accusation!...FOUND IT!...On General Younss' page. And I didn't even have to check my 'alleged' text files, hahaha!!!..........mantis212 days ago +2 Rating Reply actually my good night hate message about muslims was for McClosky to have fun with. My tongue was firmly planted in my cheek on that one. that is, I wasnt being serious and I like how he actually saves posts to rehash, in this case, the religion/race thing on my page in his nonchalant shit stirring way. McClosky way of shit stirring while thinking he's under the radar. We read ya mcClosky. It didnt go over my head. I did think the laser guided rocks was funny. And I dont mind mentoza but if you wanted my opinion ,not too good, mantos was better. even mentos, the breathe freshener
Coelacanth1232 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
PS...I was also so inspired by this comment of yours Mantis...that some time later I changed my profile name briefly...To 'Sir Nonchalant'...I had already dubbed Younss as 'Sir Lancelot' for some reason...It was a Crusades thing...I think...Some Monty Python and Sir Muenchklerr influence was there as well.
Coelacanth1246 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
George Carlin(R.I.P.)...A latter day prophet & truth-teller...as well as a first-rate, kick-ass comedian...The Hippy Dippy Weatherman ALWAYS knew which way the wind was blowin'...Thank you '...bushpig'...for the 'Network'/Howard Beale 'rant' reference...which kinda led me to this George Carlin videoclip. I had forgotten how good...and prophetic...the 1976 movie 'Network' was...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYIC0eZYEtI&feature=related
the vanity project1247 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
More pinchers less pointers
sqirl1249 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dbah tasman swell pics should be posted. think it was to late to enter the shootout....but maybe spongerduddette could start an on line petition for them to become late entrys!! ......would do it myself but i gots some coffee to brew!!
Coelacanth1248 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, this just illustrates my point about the critical importance of good spelling...An unfortunate spelling error(above)has probably scotched any chance that she will become an activist for your cause this time. Of course, I have been wrong before...I think.
Coelacanth1248 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And you are a special case.
Spongerdudette1248 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes you are wrong Coelocanth. And okay I'll do that petition for you Sqirl....how many ''positive'' e-mails do you need this time lol ;p
Coelacanth1243 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Somebody' negged you for either:(a)telling me I was wrong;(b)offering to do that e-mail campaign for Sqirl's pics;(c)both; or(d)none of the above...just being a creepy little stalker dick as usual...I have undone the -1 for now...until the little dick decides to use his other profiles again.
Spongerdudette1243 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for the corrections Coelocanth.
Coelacanth1243 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Anytime duddette.;^)
Coelacanth1251 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just frickin' great!...A low forms today in just the wrong spot north of us...creating a brisk, north side-shore breeze that effectively obliterates our long-awaited, clean 3 ft. swell...No offshore wind for Flo-ridas...Now the low has become tropical storm Bret...and STILL...we're not forecast to get any big stuff here as it slowly moves away with 40-50 mph winds. CRIKEY!...What does it take to get some service around here?
Coelacanth1248 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Why can't the Yank East Coast be more like the Ozzie East Coast?...Yeah, I know...Roaring 40's...blah, blah, blah...This planet is soooo unfair.
Coelacanth1251 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry about that Sqirl...I wonder if anyone got to see that?...You sure put a lot of effort into the setup, btw...Oh look...it's daylight and I've finally got a clean head high swell to catch!...LATERS!
Coelacanth1251 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
P.S. I'd STILL like an answer to my sheep question when you get a chance there...mate!
Coelacanth1257 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How IRONIC!!!...Carl Bernstein...a REAL journalist...observing the ways of Rupert Murdoch...a Nixonian puppetmaster whose evil ways have now REALLY been exposed...Am I dreaming?...Is Citizen Kane-geroo going down?...Is it too good to be true?... http://www.newsweek.com/2011/07/10/murdoch-s-watergate.html
Coelacanth1255 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/kane2/
Coelacanth1255 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/markets/article-23969502-dangers-mount-for-murdoch-as-he-faces-citizen-kane-moment.do
Coelacanth1255 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
JEEEEZE!!!...Even the NoW Office CAT knew about the phone hacking...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/06/news-of-the-world-hacking_n_891333.html#s303549&title=September_2010
Coelacanth1253 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dat bad old puddy tat.
Coelacanth1247 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
MORE IRONY...Rupert's 183 foot sailing mega-yacht is named 'Rosehearty'...The name of the fictional Citizen Kane's favorite, cherished, innocent childhood toy...a sled...(as revealed in one whispered last word before his death...at the end of the movie)...was 'Rosebud'....WHOA!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPzcTiv9tw8
Coelacanth1245 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jul/22/rupert-murdoch-scottish-presbyterian-stock?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+theguardian%2Fmedia%2Frss+%28Media%29
Spongerdudette1258 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sooooo The US is about to go into a second resession then. But your President O'Bama should really get to grips with the English language. Because when he was on his UK visit and asked for advice from Cameron on how to deal with this, and Cameron said make cuts in the Military, he meant cut down on the amount of personnel and not...... http://media-files.gather.com/images/d985/d191/d745/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg haha ;)
Coelacanth1258 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA HA HA...I love that pic!...Thank yew...I could soooo impress the chicks around here with something like that...at least until I took my aviator sunglasses and helmet off!
Coelacanth1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We shall see who gives advice to whom...The conservatives over here are just stubbornly & blindly digging their own political graves...and Obama is giving them all the rope they need to hang themselves. Obama will be re-elected in a landslide...Cameron will not. You can take THAT to the bank.
Coelacanth1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey...Isn't it spelled 'reCession'...NOT resession?...You Brits(...or is it just Bristolians?)are killing the English language with your misspellings and ethnic slang and colloquialisms!...It's practically like the Balkans over there!
Spongerdudette1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Okay...okay....it's Sunday, and I made a spelling mistake....omg the world's going to end now Twitchy!!!! But somehow I knew that you wouldn't be able to resist turning a fun pic into something more serious!!!! But regarding the next British General Election, I think the outcome will be very interesting, coz people can be soooo fickle. At the moment everyone is hating Cameron because of all the cuts that he's making. But saying that he IS actually bringing us out of RECESSION unlike The US which is having another one. So if Cameron does succeed 100% in turning all this around, I can practically guarantee that the Conservatives will be voted back in again. As for O'Bama being voted in again????...hhmm......not so sure but only time will tell :/
Coelacanth1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I love arguing with you...and I'm not serious OR twitchy at all. Just a diehard(& often disappointed by Obama)Left Wing-Centrist Liberal...or Progressive, if you will(The Right Wingers/Conservatives have managed to demonize the word 'Liberal' here over endless time...with Rupert Murdoch's(Faux News)repetitious, propagandistic, unholy help...and a gullible, angry, contentious, easily distracted, short-attention span public)...Here are two articles that compare our two governments' attempts to bring about economic recovery. The first article, by David Frum, was a pre-mid-term election opinion last year...suggesting American Conservatives(& Obama?)could learn something from Cameron...http://theweek.com/article/index/208407/lessons-from-david-cameron...The second article, by Robert Strum, warns American Conservatives(Republicans=GOP, Tea Party types, etc.) against stubbornly following the Cameron government example in balancing budgets...http://theweek.com/bullpen/column/211762/britain-proves-the-folly-of-gop-economics/2...At least Cameron includes tax increases on those who can afford it(ie. the very rich)in his list of options(I think), other than just spending cuts...Our conservatives do not...Show me (a) more recent article(s) than mine...please...that convincingly argue(s) that Cameron's policies are leading to some kind of measurable economic recovery over there...and/or that Obama(alone?)is to blame for a looming second recession over here...and I will change my mind immediately...
Spongerdudette1258 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Basically Coelocanth, all politicans from all parties, in all countries are a load of lying, cheating, waste of space, good for nothing men...ahhh now THAT could be the cause of all our problems...MEN!!! So lets get women in charge of the all nations and we'll sort it all out.....no problem.....we're fearless. I mean the Iron Lady....and she wasn't called that for nothing...wasn't afraid of anyone. Sooooo with women at the helm, we'll sort out the ecomnony (like running a home really), and there'll be no pretty bickering, and wars between countries....all peaceful......unless one of them nicks my lippy that is, and then there will be trouble ;) So, I've turned this around from what originally started as just a bit of fun, to you having a anti Brit hissy fit to women verus men.....still wanna continue?.....a wise man would say no!
Coelacanth1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh, how IRONIC!!!(I never claimed to be wise, btw...hehehe)...That's a big IF suggesting Cameron might be successful in his 'budget balancing' AND economic recovery(but I do hope for all you Brits' sake that he is...We Americans can't be bailing YOU people out yet AGAIN!!!)Stranger things have happened...Like Margaret Thatcher becoming Prime Minister!!!...I had no idea how dependent she had been on Rupert Murdoch(and 'News Of The World', etc.)...and other sleazoid men...until I just read this critical account of 'Maggie' by a female AND a tried & true leader of the modern feminist movement...Germaine Greer!...Didn't know it was the Russians who dubbed her 'The Iron Lady' either. The Brits had earlier dubbed her 'Thatcher Milksnatcher' when she was Heath's Secretary of Education...You'll see why...;^) I learn sooo much on MSW!...http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/11/germaine-greer-margaret-thatcher-anniversary
Spongerdudette1258 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha, you most certainly aren't wise Coelocanth...or maybe as wise as you like to think that you are anyway. But ''We Americans can't be bailing YOU people out yet AGAIN!!!)''....omg, omg, omg Coelocanth. Think again because actually YOU OWE US....yep that's right The US is in debt to The UK....how ironic!...... http://raamagoray.com/2011/05/19/how-much-money-does-america-owe-other-countries/ So if The UK, Japan and China (let alone other countries you owe as well) all call for our money back right now, The US are going to be on your knees more then you are already, and beholden to us even more then you are now! Now, when I was recently ''welcoming'' the Chinese fleet, I did actually ask them to pass on a message to their Government to take it easy on you lot regarding this. But if I were you I wouldn't hold out too much hope coz I couldn't understand a word that they were saying, with the exception of something about ''actions speak louder then words''......maybe that reference was meant for me hahaha ;p Sooooo it looks like The US is in for not only a second recession but maybe a third and fourth as well. But don't worry Coelocanth, us Brits will eventually help you out, coz we're suckers for people in need and maybe will throw a ''charity'' fund raising night for you...hhmm....don't think that a few dollars will get you out of this one lol. Oh and NEVER underestimate the power of a woman, coz you'll def regret it ;)
Spongerdudette1257 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
T -10 days and counting....and then you will be ours...... http://news.uk.msn.com/world/us-10-days-from-debt-disaster
Coelacanth1257 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK...I've read YOUR articles...Have you read mine...about 'Maggie'? Re: USA Debt to other countries...The reason so many investors worldwide are so willing to 'loan' the USA money by buying interest-bearing Treasury Bills is because the USA government is still considered one of the safest institutions in the world to invest in. It's not because anyone is doing us a favor...Oh, and here's something to ponder regarding this whole 'raising the debt ceiling' brouhaha...http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/2011/06/24/gop-equals-hypocrisy/
Coelacanth1257 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.suntimes.com/business/savage/6443517-452/stay-calm-as-debt-deadline-nears.html
Spongerdudette1257 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tbh Coolio...no not yet, but will do when I've got some time later on....honest. And btw, this is all just larking around, and I'm just joking with you. Coz all this crappy recession/debt business is going to hurt everyone, no matter where they are....bad times ahead me thinks.
Coelacanth1257 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm glad someone fun & opinionated like you is willing to play with me...and give me different, challenging perspectives...And I do enjoy the give and take teasing...Have I ever told you what a good sport you are?
Spongerdudette1257 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooooh damn....I want to add another comment, and ended deleting my previous post...*sigh*. But basically Coolio, but previous comment said something...all politicans are toe rags...hate them all....China owes you money as well as The US in debt to them blah, blah blah.....and can't be bothered now to write anything else out....so that's it from me :/
Coelacanth1256 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh good...I guess I get the last word in here after all, hehe...I am finally starting to see Obama's strategy in dealing with the USA debt 'crisis'(there is a scare industry with an insatiable demand out there too...just ask Rupert Murdoch). The Republicans were oblivious to the increasing national debt whenever there was a Republican president(Reagan, Bush Jr....Bush senior...to his credit...DID raise taxes on the rich to deal with the debt after the FIRST Iraq War...in spite of his No-New-Taxes pledge...But he waited too long during THAT probably preventable post-war recession by sitting on his hands, thinking he could cruise to re-election on his glorious Iraq War record...and Clinton got ALL the credit for the the economic recovery that followed Bush senior's re-election defeat BY Clinton). Both Reagan & Bush Jr.'s main priorities were tax cuts for the rich and a space-based missile defense system(SDI)...The national debt more than tripled under each of these 2-term administrations...Obama is calling the Republican Congressional leaders' bluff about NOW caring about the national debt and trying to balance the current federal budget. Obama has offered them a deal to reduce the debt by over $4 trillion...by cutting social programs...like THEY want...AND by closing tax loopholes on the rich and/or letting the Bush tax cuts for the rich expire and go back to previous rates. There are a LOT of VERY rich Americans these days...especially after the 8 long years of Bush...but everyone else is hurting(some more than others)...The Republicans are bought and payed for by the VERY rich. They'll agree to reduce the debt they care sooooo much about NOW...by only $2 trillion...as long as ONLY social programs are cut...AND as long as the VERY rich keep their tax cuts and loopholes permanently. No shared sacrifice for THEM!!! Obama is drawing them out into the open...and the voters are finally starting to see things clearly...I hope.
Spongerdudette1256 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Last word!!!!!!!......never ;p
Coelacanth1255 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You scare me a little bit when you say things like..."Oh and NEVER underestimate the power of a woman, coz you'll DEF regret it."...But not nearly as much as THIS woman SHOULD have scared THIS poor bastard...I am even MORE scared of women NOW than I was before...I've got to be careful what I read in the news these tabloid-influenced days...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/12/catherine-kieu-becker-cut-off-husbands-penis_n_895771.html?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk1%7C218750...OK...You DEFINATELY get the last word NOW!=^0
Spongerdudette1255 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha....but there seems to be a pattern forming here with women who does this, as their surname start with a B...Bobbitt and Becker. Luckily for men mine doesn't!!!!!
sqirl1271 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
btw ....if billy ray had sex with a pink inflatable matress the resulting offspring would be a boogie board named miley!
Coelacanth1270 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm sorry Sqirl...but there are just soooo many things wrong & disturbing with this whole 'concept' of yours...I almost regret typing those words 'billy ray'...I had almost totally escaped being bombarded by the whole Miley/Hannah mutiple personality media lolipalooza...until now...What Would Joggly Do?
sqirl1270 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
you can do it....just click on the little x
Coelacanth1266 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I could...but that would be wrong...You have, however, given me an excellent chance to upset America haters...like you-know-who...with this Weird Al Yankovic parody of a Miley chart buster!...Isn't cute little Miley touring Oz right now singing & partying her little heart out...http://video.aol.com/video-detail/weird-al-yankovic-party-in-the-cia-parody-of-party-in-the-usa-by-miley-cyrus/72057662452808496
Coelacanth1264 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Video cannot be found?!...Damn you AOL!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI&feature=player_embedded
Spongerdudette1264 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hhaha. Epic, you post the link but can't get it and then cuss AOL. I try it and.....yay I got onto first time.....maybe like the waves AOL wants to stay away from FL hahaha ;p
Get Joggly1274 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://vimeo.com/24557591
Coelacanth1273 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
NOICE!!! Saved for viewing again and again...Thank yew...Which one is you?
ole doc1273 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice video Joggs just as I remember it....makes me wanna go back...a certain fire twirler I'd like to see again!
Spongerdudette1273 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice vid Joggly, looks a chilled out place.
Coelacanth1273 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Never heard THAT euphemism before ole doc...
ole doc1272 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(singing..."come on baby light my FIYAAAAAA) Actually she was a feral. I tried but I just couldn't look away.
Coelacanth1272 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ole doc...If you DO go back and find her...I GUARANTEE you...that if you play a disc or cassette tape of THIS song on your shoulder-mounted boom-box and can lip sync better than this...she won't be able to look away from YOU!...Even Hendrix did a version of this(WILD THING...The Troggs)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCttG1nmea4&feature=related
Coelacanth1272 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Imagine how hot she'll get if you whip out your didgeridoo and play THAT instead of that pipe/kazoo thing in the video!
ole doc1271 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually I lip sync'd "To all the girls I loved before" both Julio and Willie's parts. Then I was asked to leave the country for some reason.
Younes1274 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gViaOYgV8yI&feature=fvwrel ! Disco Disco Partizani! ps: it's me at 2:57... i got it fixed
Coelacanth1274 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll bet Manteets has been on a few 'Magic Carpet Rides' himself...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEzbFxEbB8
dangalow1279 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HAHAHA! Can't get any past ole CC...sorry for the STALE joke but maybe after I change my pull ups, I'll be able keep it fresh...
Spongerdudette1279 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://vimeo.com/25011747
Spongerdudette1277 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hhhmmm....no comment eh Coelocanth. Well that just goes to show that basically you pooh squatters are just plain old jealous coz you're not as versatile and have skills like spongers. And you've gotta admit Twitchy that there's mega skills going on in this vid.
Coelacanth1277 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oops...Good thing I took another look at your vimeo there dudette. I watched it not long after you posted it. But I had it confused with another sponger video...the Shark Island contest MSW special feature...and I wrote a very snarky reply about THAT...which I had to delete...since it didn't apply here. Re: YOUR video/vimeo...Is he still considered a sponger if he's not wearin' fins and actually stands up on both feet...while riding a sponge?...I'm sooo confused. He is definately way more skilled than I would be...if I even managed to catch the wave & stand up at all. I think he's an inspiration to spongers everywhere. You CAN stand up...even on a sponge!
Spongerdudette1280 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's all too easy with you Twitchy ha..ha..hahaha ;p Now don't you go getting all sulky on me now Coolio....fun and games ;)
Coelacanth1279 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Easy huh...My little 'Depends' old fart retort went right over your head...apparently. Must have been...too deep!...Helloooo, hello, hello...Is there anybody IN there?...
Spongerdudette1279 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I did say that you can be profound.......it's the weekend so wat ya expect lol.
dangalow1281 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Still refuse to delete! I haven't posted to you because I got tangled somewhere in the thread on your page, but fortunate for me, I had my McGuyvers leatherman handy....and I see you didn't change to SEALteam6canth..don't blame you! I couldn't imagine what disney would charge for that?Quikie q's..What do old farts like you wear?
Coelacanth1281 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome back Dangalow. Hope you've got a good excuse for going AWOL. Dudette has been saying terrible things about you. I have the texts saved if you want to see them.;^)
Spongerdudette1280 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha as if I would Coelocanth. But you've not anwered Dang's question of '' What do old farts like you wear?''.....and I think that you need to!
Coelacanth1280 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Depends...er, I mean...I'm not comfortable being asked that question by a man. Especially one who is so...'fashionable'...No Younss(again),...I'm not talking about you here. It's so easy to be misunderstood on MSW, isn't it? I would wear whatever Etoile handed me...or threw at me...temporarily. Until she wanted it back. Or took it off. She's hot for me you know! It's sooo obvious.
Spongerdudette1280 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes, we know that you think that Etoile is sooo hot, and that you're burning up with desire.....you man slut ;) BUT do answer Dang's question coz there is a reason for it....and it's not necessarily what you think!
Coelacanth1280 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Do you think because I am from Florida...that I am necessarily stupid...& gullible?...I think I know what Mr. Leatherman wants...Something to fantasize about...obviously...Well, he has to get in line. Etoile was here FIRST! No wait...there IS no line...Etoile...It's ONLY you, baby!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhP0tOm6yt0
Younes1288 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm starving for waves so bad, that i just got back from the shop, i got myself this one (5'10 / 21'' / pin tail) this arvo : http://xanadusurfdesigns.com/gipos/ . Can't wait to put in the water, it has a 3 fin and quad set up... yum!
Coelacanth1288 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Post some pics of it...in action...and at rest(with waves in the background?)...I don't think you know what wave starvation is my friend. I check my 'Atlantic Waves' website every day almost...and there's almost always something on your side of the pond...but rarely on this side where I am...http://www.oceanweather.com/data/NATL-Southern/index.html
Younes1290 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Weinner appologised... Means mo%*@#cker really did it
Coelacanth1290 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, I guess. This is the kind of story that today's media loves. So many easy plays on words for one thing...The guys name is Weiner...and he gets caught sending digital pics of his...weiner...to much younger women than his new wife! OMG, it has everything! Cutting edge social media stuff, tangled webs, obsession, deception, hypocrisy, betrayal. The Repubes(House Speaker Boehner...pronounced 'boner'...especially) really love this because Weiner is, or was until now, the most outspoken, morally outraged and ballsiest(pardon the pun) Democrat Party point man(It IS a war in a way...with serious consequences)lately...really giving them hell...which they so richly deserve. And it takes the spotlight off THEIR truly disgusting ways for awhile. Can't imagine many people's attention will be fixed on this for much longer tho'. But with silly, shallow, stupid, perverse, easily bamboozled Americans...you just never know...I surfed today...and will probably surf right into the weekend...and beyond?...So I'm good!;^)
tjo1289 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
one day i'm gonna learn how post my surf pics! i just hope i dont post a weinie pic by accident!! thanks for the heads up, i didnt know we had waves coming, it was chest high and onshore, rolly polly, 2 pump peaks down here yesterday afternoon. gonna go check it now, hope for the best!
Coelacanth1289 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I know someone who would be the first to comment on your weenie pic. Hint: NOT me or Younss...well, I'm not that sure about Younss anymore.;^)
Younes1289 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, i'm not the one who was talking about loving wearing women's lingerie...
Coelacanth1289 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh Nooooo!!!...Now you've done it Younss...You have drawn unwelcome attention to a jokingly admitted naughty fantasy of mine...unrealized for so long only due to a lack of any naughty female 'contributors'(sigh)...Now I fear becoming the victim of the power of the "Underpants-Media-Consumer Complex"...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/anthony-weiner-scandal_b_873614.html
Coelacanth1288 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I hope this doesn't affect my new MSW cyberfriend Etoile's promise to post naughty pics of herself...Can't stop thinking about those nipple warmers she mentioned.=^)
Younes1288 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ol' Flint!
Coelacanth1281 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I wish Etoile would call me 'Sparky'...right here on MY page...Is THAT too much to ask?
Coelacanth1291 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Who's bad?!...http://www.fragmentsweb.org/TXT2/orlandtx.html
Coelacanth1293 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.metafilter.com/103299/Obama-On-OBL-The-Full-60-Minutes-Interview
Coelacanth1297 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Chalky...This is for you...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXULwgzezUg&NR=1
Spongerdudette1296 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's taken me like forever to get onto your page Coelocanth but soooo worth it.....pmsl at the link +1
Coelacanth1296 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...Glad you liked it....The slide with the picture/poster of 'Mars Attacks Betty' was a funny surprise, ehhh...Hope you found the video clip where that song has it's surprise 'effect'...If not...here it is...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhgnMX73Pw&feature=related
Spongerdudette1295 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Reading through the comments on your 2nd link, I lol'ed when someone posted ''I Get The Same Side Effects When I Listen To Justin Bieber''....I totally understand what he's saying lol.
tjo1298 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yo puff daddy! oh wait, he's the other guy who likes to change his name for a few days at a time. if he didnt use it already, i'd suggest Swagger as your next name. i surfed up your way this past weekend, sunday am at the ft p inlet was fun, small, like stomach to chest, but glassy as chihuly's wet dream! i spent the night at a little rv type resort island south of the power plant, north of jensen bridge, surfed there monday morning, bigger but windy as hell. the chop finally made its way down to us, so i got to surf at home today, might just play hooky and do it again tomorrow to. word to ya mom sealio!
Younes1298 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
puff daddy!!! lmao
Coelacanth1297 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Damn you tjo...I was forced to read that entire Wikipedia story about Sean Combs, aka Puff Daddy, aka p. diddy, aka diddy...whew...before I detected the connection with 'Swagger'. However, now I feel even more sorry for you Gen. X'ers...that you were subjected to all that gangsta marketing(of which he was/is a master, apparently...he's now worth half-a-billion dollars!!!...Holy cRAP!)in those early, delicate, formative years of yours...PLEASE...don't make me have to read about Jay-Z too!
Coelacanth1297 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I surfed Stuart Beach Tues. afternoon. It was post-low tide, weak, frustrating, waist-high, wind chop/mush...with an occasional fun backside rush. But there was an increasing swell element to it later...not helped much by a higher tide. Saw a 4 foot bull shark cruising at the surface about 15 feet away from me as the sun got low and decided to go home. Didn't go near the beach the entire 3 day massively-crowded Memorial Day weekend before that. Didn't like what I saw surf-wise from my remote sensing/satellite surveillance center located miles inland. I am liking what I'm seeing today buoy-wise. There's a small swell out there! But Stuart Beach needs a lower tide for small waves. Almost there now.
tjo1296 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i was at ft p inlet again yesterday afternoon for a couple hours. that place has a great bottom and handles bad wind pretty well. trying to absorb as much of this (sorry excuse for a) swell as possible, the summer will be setting in soon, and i'll even mis these funky conditions
Coelacanth1296 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Whaaat?...No 2nd trip to CR as intended?...Oh well...You'll always have those pics of your most recent trip there to look at...even if we don't(sniff)...It's gonna be a long flat summer...if past is prologue. That's why I was all over those cleanish, post low-tide, 2 ft lines yesterday @ StuBe...along with all those darned varmints skipping school...even after the SSE wind ruined it.
Coelacanth1298 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We have met the enemy...and he is a she!!!(The other way is MUCH scarier!)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRw13awuinY&feature=watch_response
Younes1299 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Does anyone know where the hell is Mentoza?
sqirl1299 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....right next to menzfeeta
Coelacanth1299 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Last seen playing footzie with dudette.
Spongerdudette1298 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha funny Coelocan..umm...SealAcanth....Oi stop it Mantis that tickled!!! hahahaha ;p
Coelacanth1299 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here's a T-shirt I'd buy...for a dollar maybe..."Cleanliness is next to Joggliness"
the vanity project1299 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thats actually pretty funny for you mate, might even dish out a rare Vanity Project endorsed +1
Coelacanth1299 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Damned with faint praise...I'll take it!...Sure beats the cricket chorus...or even worse...being negged on my own page!...Uh oh...I think I hear incoming.
Coelacanth1299 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Joggly...or anyone who knows the tricks...My comment avatar/profile pic...for now...is General Jack D. Ripper(Sterling Hayden)...a man who should need no introduction...and kinda goes with my current profile statement. That's what I want...for now. But I can't get the damn profile pic at the top of my page to change to that also...after multiple attempts. Right now it's stuck displaying...to me anyway...my previous selection...a Rock Lobster...Previous to that...It was displaying Lady Gaga in her meat dress. A choice I came to regret...and fear I was stuck with after multiple attempts to change THAT. Why is this so difficult?
Coelacanth1299 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I can't believe you deleted my nice long personalized story about the Ft. Pierce U.S. Navy SEAL museum...and my Spanish shipwreck/treasure scuba diving adventures...so quickly Joggly...Just because you could...didn't mean you HAD to! I'm a little hurt...;^[
sqirl1299 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
identity crisis! .......Nice!!
Get Joggly1299 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ps be careful messing wth those profile pics , remember what mom used to say would happen if the wind changes !!!
Coelacanth1299 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahhh jeeeze...I really don't know what that means. This cryptic crap...& associated intrigue(s)?...just isn't working for me Jogs. I wish I had some decent waves to ride today, dammit. I would be there now instead of...Well, at least I've got beer. Air temps in the 90s again today. Just waiting for my invite to the Tiki Bar/pool for an afternoon of cooling off.
the vanity project1299 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the wind never changes for Coels, its onshore all the way baby
Coelacanth1299 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BIG wind chop sounds good to me!...Sharks, Man-o-wars...Spongers...it's ALL good. LET IT BLOW!
Coelacanth1299 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Fortunately...no need to piss in my disintegrating wetsuit anymore. LET IT FLOW.
Spongerdudette1301 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Never cross a female coz she'll tear ya apart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
Coelacanth1301 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Was it something I said about alleys that prompted you to share THAT with me? I'll have to admit that...I liked it.;^[...And uh, thanks, ha...ha...Is there a sequel?...Virgin my ass!!!;^)
Spongerdudette1301 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No...nothing you said Coelocanth at all. One of my fb friends posted it and it made me really lol, so I thought that I would share it with you. But that's one very upset moggy, coz when I first watched it and got to 0.22 it even made me jump back in my chair!
71300 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah, that's nothing. My wife is like that every morning until she's had her cuppa.
Spongerdudette1300 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahahaha 7.
71302 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/05/hans-fricke/
Coelacanth1302 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks 7...Very interesting. Didn't know about this new research effort. I read the book "A Fish Out Of Time" years ago and was inspired by that story. Coelacanth is the 'proper' spelling...but I have stuck with my misspelled profile name too long to correct it now.
Coelacanth1301 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh, what the heck...CoelAcanth it is then. Surely this will put an end to that rap nickname Coolio they insist on giving me.
Spongerdudette1301 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't moan coz we could be calling you worst ;)
tjo1303 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
remember 2 live crew? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pOQq1hGxbk
Coelacanth1302 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good stuff Deep Slice!...Thanks...A whole new alleyway to explore.;^)
Coelacanth1303 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Steppenwolf: "Monster"(1968)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFKphodBQI&feature=related
Coelacanth1307 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us-so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin', too Boom goes London and boom Paris More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono babe And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now... Randy Newman... http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=lrKYCsE48­Lc
Younes1307 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
America's going through gastric disturbance?
Get Joggly1306 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The sound of a dying empire
Coelacanth1306 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Those lyrics above are about 40 years old...Here's more recent Randy Newman...How can anyone NOT get what he's saying? No one does satire or musings in song any better...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs
Get Joggly1306 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I came to delete but +3 ! ill have to keep. Thats highest ive been for ages. The song must b true , we dont really like you : )
Coelacanth1306 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And yet...your immigration department lets an 'Amerika Uber Alles' right-wing, wrong war-supportin', Bush-electin' & re-electin', Seppo Yank(from SC no less...eeeyewww)like that there tree rodent/varmint just waltz on in...violins playin' Strauss in welcome no doubt...or was it Wagner?...Meanwhile, back here in America the Beautiful...we're stuck with that rich, fascist Aussie multimedia mogul/news & events manipulator Rupert Murdoch...with his Faux News...that's bringin' our emp...er, I mean...our modest experiment in self-government that once inspired the world...to it's knees with it's repeated lies & distortions...geared at dumbing us down to an easily manipulated and confused Idiocracy. We have met the enemy...and he is an Aussie!!!
Coelacanth1306 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He's (non?)Citizen Kane-geroo!...Sorry.;^)
Spongerdudette1306 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol Joggly. I'll add to that...typical Americans haha ;p
Coelacanth1306 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...This is a satiric glimpse of the American future(actually we'll probably just become part of a Chinese empire). I blame Rupert. Although there might be other causes too. This flick is 5 years old...but is just now becoming a word of mouth cult classic..."Idiocracy"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk&NR=1
tjo1305 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
youre right in what you said above, nobody likes us, they hate us! yet the whole world still waits to see what we're doing next. from politics to fashion. the part that bugs me though is, how long are we supposed to go back (in history) when hating people? just far enough to justify the hate i guess. like "hey i'm local, beat it" you can live somewhere just a few years and say that one. or "all you yanks are a bunch of scumbags" that works, if youre only referring to the last 200 years (before that, we were they). like how some americans say "all you mexicans are a bunch of scumbags" for what, coming to north america with hopes of making a better living. isnt that why we left europe? seems like its hard for most people to see how much they have in common with those they hate on. like when of all the millions of places we have to go on the web, we all ended up at msw, i'd say that gives us all a lot in common. except boogieboarders, cant think of a damn thing i have in common with any of 'em! ;-) (not that theres anything wrong with that)...just kidding! ....and this concludes another slice of tjo's deep thoughts, 2nd half of my morning joint awaits me....
Spongerdudette1305 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You cheeky so and so tjo for saying that about boogieboarders coz you know you like us really.....go on admit it lol ;p But the rest of the world watches the every move that The US makes because somewhere down the line it eventually seems to affect us....and that's why we hate America. Actually tjo I'm kidding in part coz it's not the actual American people that I personally dislike but your Government(s) who just think that they can do what they want, where they want regardless of whose country it is. HOWEVER, saying that I'm a militant who dislikes authority fullstop and hates my own nation's Government just as much if not more....in fact I hate them all coz they're a lot of tosspots. But I'll be 100% serious now.....there is friend I have, that I would totally trust with my life coz I know that he would guard, look after it, take all the hurt and saddness away and give it back to me completely feeling happy, who just happens to be an American!
tjo1305 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You take the words out of my head. People I've met anywhere, from anywhere, have generally been great, real, honest, and think more similarly then I'd guess usually. Politics are just that, policies, made by people who only believe in themselves. Everybodies got a little yin in their yang! I was in England last year, a town called Epsom, (my father, 71, had a stroke there while visiting an old friend) spent 7 evenings in a row drinking pints of Fullers with everyone from 70 year old men and their wives, thru middle aged tradesmen, to the 19 and 20 year old bartenders. The first thing I was asked was why an American was in this non tourist town. I told him I'm not American or a tourist. I don't believe in politics, like religion, it's just a way to mind control the masses. I'm here to take care of my dad for a week while he's working thru a recent stroke. I'm not here as a tourist, I'm here having a pint to relax after another stress filled day, like you. They didn't all agree with my political or religious views, but we were all friends by the 2nd day. Every night at least 2 or 3 people would ask how my dad was doing and share a story about their lives. It wasn't their politics that made them nice to me, but it may have been my lack there of? Peace!! To all ocean loving wave riding people, regardless of race, age, or political background, just don't drop in on me!!!!!!!! 8^P
Younes1305 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sir Nonchalant wants to nonchalantly drop the big one and listen to the sound of silence
Coelacanth1305 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Naw Younss...not me...But I HAVE been accused of...shit-stirring...;^)
Younes1305 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...in a nonchalant way...
ole doc1304 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well said Tjo...well said. We are all just people with more in common than we thought. Our citizenship was detirmened only by where our parents happened to be living when we popped out of our mother's womb. Yes, even you dudette, had it not been for your great grandparents choice to stay rather than imigrate to the U.S., would be over here saying, "Why to they all hate us?" It seems that only the bad gets any notice. Good news is boring. Nobody ever came home and said, "hey...this guy let me change lanes when he didn't really have to." But had he cut you off...boy would your mouth be going off! It's the same with our politics and the tourists you come in contact with. The good things we do make bad copy and bad stories at the pubs and papers. @ joggs...I had the chance to visit Byron Bay a while back and I'll have to say it was the best 2 weeks I can remember. From day one I felt welcome and made alot of friends in a short time. It seemed like every time someone heard my accent it was, "Hey Yank...come on over and I'll buy ya a pint!" Of course being from california, I had to put up with all their digs about Gov Arnold. I had a great time talking to the surfers, the fairies, the ferals, the brusters and the backpakers and that sweet little old tiny hunched over lady that seemed to be everywhere. So I guess you don't all hate us after all.
Spongerdudette1304 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well they didn't, so I don't. But ''my mouth going off'' coz someone cut me up on the road?!? You're assuming my actions Doc which you really shouldn't do because you're wrong. I NEVER get mad when someone does that, as I can't be bothered. Because something as petty and stupid as that isn't worth getting up worked up about. Plus I thought that I had make myself clear that I like Americans!!.....tjo seemed to understand what I was saying.
Coelacanth1304 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Careful there dudette...You'll scare ole doc off!!!...He's a rare but welcome visitor on MY profile page(It's kinda like spotting a painted bunting...which I get all excited about!). He really classes the joint up...compared to the usual suspects!...Besides...he didn't mean YOU in particular...He meant 'you' in general...as in one, or we/us...whatever...(sigh)
Spongerdudette1304 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So the ''usual suspects'' doesn't have class then Coelocanth?!? Hhhmmm....did I say that I liked Americans!!!!
tjo1304 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i'll bet if we didnt all have flags next to our names there would be hardly any political cross talk. just surfing, and photography mostly. ahhh, imagine that.... maybe i'll start a website tjoseaweed, for people.
ole doc1304 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Simmer down...simmer down Dudette.,,,I didn't mean "you" on the traffic comment. I meant US as human beings. I DID single you out on that birth thing because I admire and respect you. I chose you because I wanted to use someone with the highest standards as an example. I meant no disrespect or personal dig on my comment. Had it not been for my ancester's choice, I'd be in Germany probably bitching about Anericans myself. If I caused you any offense. I humbly apologize.
Coelacanth1304 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I was hoping you'd remember Younss(sniff)...Sometimes these weeders just give me more feedback(and material for future use...muwahaha!)than I could hope for...and sometimes their abuse, neglect & abject failure to provide me with timely entertainment borders on the criminal. Btw, I liked what you said about the Rio contest...but I don't care enough about 'professional' surfing and contests to say much more than that. Re: 'bodyboarders'...It is a bit strange to me that so many surf-riders these days have kinda segregated themselves into a separate 'niche' of experience. I try soooo hard not to judge...;^)...except that...Dohhhh...isn't what they're 'riding' really just a rectangular piece of packing material?...=^0
Coelacanth1304 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And I'm sorry...but I just have to draw the line at pool noodles!
Spongerdudette1303 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No worries Doc, it's cool. But Coelocanth '' rectangular piece of packing material''!!!!! I'm just might have to come over to the flatness of Florida, stamp on your foot with my stilettoes, and then kick ya butt...oh hang on....maybe not coz ya might enjoy it!! hahaha ;p
Coelacanth1303 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How did anyone EVER get the idea that you were some kind of wound-up dominatrix 'into' S & M? dudette...That's your cue Dangaloo!...Ahem...I DO like to wrestle with the fairer sex tho'.
sqirl1303 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dont tell joggly but i am a part of a multinational contigency of super elite navy sqirls sent to australia to hunt him down and flog him with wet pool noodles for making everybody sooooo god damn jealous! we have intel that places him somewhere along the mountainous region near the queensland new soutwhales border. Probably hiding in a cave....or a shack somewhere!!
Coelacanth1303 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just read Smuggly's Byron Bay surf report for May 27(It is still the 26th here)...flaunting 'their' solid south swell in your face...Nothing but a waist-high-at-best 'shadow' for you probably...Now I understand your resentment and hostility and...'Shining'...obsession. Remember what you offered to do for me re:...The Bahamas 'shadow'...with your Bush connections. I've seen that Byron Bay point projecting intolerably eastward. There is no reason that has to continue. They are all practically commies...or terrorist sympathisers...anyway! A few megatons should do the trick. Wouldn't want to overdo it, right? As Reagan once(08/11/1984)said(loose microphone my ass!)"The bombing begins in 5 minutes". Boy THAT got their attention.
tjo1303 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
this is for all who's feelings have been hurt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0a19IOm--Y
sqirl1303 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
whew!!! 3 straight days without a surf over.......!!!
Younes1302 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
In this part of the world we got 3 straight days of amazing bliss, I got the best backside shack in months!
sqirl1302 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mountainous background.....scraggly beard......hiding in shacks!!!....Younns Your officialy On the List!....how do you feel about water noodle torture?
Younes1302 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lol! And I also smoke hash... http://www.harpers.org/archive/2006/09/0081180 ... but I don't rape chicks, do you think it will help my cause?
Coelacanth1302 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha Younss...Thanks for posting that link again. It is just SO melodramatic and bizarre that it MUST be true...it HAS to be true...I WANT it to be true!!!...It just HAS to beat ALL that library porn VP reads!...I wonder if Osama liked 'Big Booty Bitches' as much as I do...Apparently so...ehhhh?
Coelacanth1307 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OH MY WORD Chalky/Chuckie/etc/TillyTequilla & Chazschuck!!!...Aren't WE off to an early negging start today! What?...No more pictures OR comments from you 'two'(there's probably a few...more, that is!)...ever again?...Was it something I said...or did, sniff?...=^(...I'll say I'm sorry if it'll help...:^]
Coelacanth1307 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
(1)http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=62355...(2)http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=119962
Coelacanth1307 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Imagine!...Being so motivated by hate & spite & who-knows-what-else...as to neg someone on their OWN profile page...even when they're only mostly talking to themselves...and the crickets of course!!!...It's like a form of...terrorism!...OMG!!!...MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...RETALIATE!
Spongerdudette1307 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Say sorry to dickhead....really!!!!! OMFG Coelocanth, he negs mainly yours and my comments (on threads as well as our own pages) as much as he can with his more then two profiles that he's got, and tries to upset us and cause mayhem. Saying sorry to him won't make any difference, coz he would just carry on regardless. But here's my response... http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/young_diesel_21/funny%20crap/Fuck-You-Kid.gif SO BRING IT DICKHEAD
Coelacanth1307 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ahh, I guess you are right...as usual...dudette!...He IS an incorrigible wanker, that one(of many)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
Spongerdudette1307 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What a weird walk he had, and suits a weird person....But Coelocanth said wanker...Coelocanth said wanker hahahaha ;)
Coelacanth1307 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry...There is just so much 'good stuff' out there!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o&NR=1
Coelacanth1307 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So did the judge dudette...So did the judge. Look it up.
Coelacanth1307 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh look who he was in a cool movie with!!!...it's Johnny Depp!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w5pVPGmjUY
Coelacanth1307 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Who is this Coelocanth fella you mentioned dudette?
Spongerdudette1306 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Re your ''good stuff'' comment Sir N (you really don't expect me to type that out in full do ya?). I can imagine dickhead looking and behaving just like the weird freak in the padded cell. But I don't know if the crack makes him behave like that as I think that it's ''natural'' to him. But Jonny Depp....you mention Jonny Depp!!! Oooooh boy (swoon...swoon) Sir N stop teasing me like this coz Betty could get VERY naughty with him ;)
Coelacanth1305 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
In one of Johnny Depp's many good movies...he portrayed gonzo jounalist Hunter S. Thompson(R.I.P.)...one of my favorite writers. The movie was "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"...and it was pretty good. Better than Bill Murray's attempt at another movie about Thompson(Where The Buffalo Roam?). I read recently that Depp and Thompson became good friends in the course of making that Tim Burton(another friend story)film. When Thompson learned that Depp was born in Kentucky, as he himself was...he did something kinda strange...but nice. In Kentucky...the ceremonial rank of Colonel is considered just about the highest honor one can achieve. The state of Kentucky had already made Hunter S. Thompson an honorary Colonel. He pulled strings and had Johnny Depp declared an honorary Kentucky Colonel too. Let's just hope the USA doesn't have another Civil War.;^)
Coelacanth1304 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here dudette. This is for you to appreciate. Johnny Depp...au naturel...ie. sans the eye mascara(no 'Pirates of the Caribbean'/Disney crap...sorry)...Try not to touch your naughty bits whilst watching. I did...er, I mean...I didn't...Johnny Depp Reads Hunter S. Thompson... Part 1...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jUxjhSSOnY... Part 2...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHiyVia9-_o&feature=related... Part 3...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfueZ7ZtOqc&feature=related
Spongerdudette1304 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ewwww Coelocanth....I can't believe that you said that!!!!! What type of things HAVE you been watching lol ;p Thanks for passing on those links.....but did he actually said something???....swoon ;)
Coelacanth1308 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What a long strange trip it's been!...(1)The 'hippie mafia'...The Brotherhood Of Eternal Love...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asm2pCV1e1s&feature=related...(2)The Brotherhood Part 1...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cE750HUi3Q&NR=1...(3)The Brotherhood Part 2...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asm2pCV1e1s&feature=related
Coelacanth1308 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Isn't VP a Luke Vibert fan?...Hmmmmmmmm...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMHYqKTZosI&feature=related
Coelacanth1308 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Achtung Baby!...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/george-heymont/surfing-opposites-hawaiis_b_860893.html
Younes1310 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"Weapons of Mass Turbation" :)))) Eventhough he's a cow-boy too, he's skilled
Coelacanth1307 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I think I liked "Dead Man Wanking" better...There was a story years ago that bin Laden's favorite music group was the B-52s and their "Rock Lobster" song...which makes me think maybe he wasn't completely and totally 100% ALL bad...if you can get past the racist, sexist, suicide-bomber inspirin', terrorism fundin', mass-murderin' stuff!!!...And that he lived in Morocco for awhile...http://www.harpers.org/archive/2006/09/0081180
Younes1307 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I really don't know if this Kola story is real or just a fairly profitable fantasm...
Coelacanth1306 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep...Seems too strange to be true...but Harper's isn't exactly a tabloid rag. You got me to dig a little further...and I've found this, so far...which is a bit more convincing(Note the date...pre-attack!)...http://atlantapost.com/2011/04/28/being-hitler%E2%80%99s-girlfriend-bin-laden%E2%80%99s-mistress-sets-the-record-straight/
tjo1310 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no grandmas in turkey town after all! got it there a little over head for 2 days, then a bit over head and hollow at my favorite little beach break town just up the road. already trying to plan another trip... google earth loads faster then your profile page!!!!!
Coelacanth1310 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You know, tjo...a surf-travel story isn't complete on this website unless there are pics or video to prove it actually happened. So far we just have your word for it.;^)...Sorry, I have to live my life vicariously through others these days...Otherwise I'd have no life at all.:^( Good to have you back...unmolested by crocodiles I assume. Re: My profile page upload time. I prefer to think I am testing the integrity of this website's security and carrying capacity.
tjo1309 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
one day cooli, when i'm growed up and smart, i'll figure out how to get these picture photos from my iphone (which i barely know how to use) onto my computer (which i barely know how to use) and then onto msw site (which i barely know how to use) til then you'll have to trust me! ;-)
Coelacanth1311 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
She may ask "Hey, where's the car?"...But I prefer to ask "Hey, where's the hooters?"...http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2089874.jpg
Spongerdudette1313 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Right Coelocanth...enough is enough. Sqirl has written a long story to make you feel better...what more do you want?!?! Want to know something that REALLY does my head in?.....No?!?....Well tough shit coz I'm going to tell you anyway.....and that's a feckin sulking man meh.
sqirl1312 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the way of the woman!.......thats the same strategy sqirls wife uses to make me feel better.....you better cheer up coolio! next stage is public emasculation and physical abuse!!!
Spongerdudette1312 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha, us females just say it the way it is Sqirl....no messing about. I'll give him a second chance before emasculation occurs, so for now physical abuse......a pair of fins around the chops can be mighty painful! ;)
the vanity project1311 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah stop sulking you ball bag: http://waywarddreaming.net/LJ/GIFS/tearWaterfall_random.gif
Spongerdudette1311 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hhahaha +1 VP.
Coelacanth1311 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sqirl's new style of story telling below seems vaguely familiar. Hmmmmmm. I LIKE it!...But...my eye is twitching at the very thought of swell shadows...WWCD?...Coelio would go!...His mind is going right now.
Coelacanth1311 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Btw...Sqirlio...It is very hard for me to decide right now...between Von Nutty and you...which of you two is the cruelest weeder(Joggly doesn't count...I have to understand the cruelty first). It would be easy if our last waist to chest high & clean swell event on Saturday had lasted more than a few hours. It is now abysmally flat...again...for the foreseeable future.
Get Joggly1311 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I prefer my weed mean and nasty !
Coelacanth1310 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I saved this just for you Joggly...http://www.squidoo.com/Being-a-Hippie
Coelacanth1303 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I miss my dashiki...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3PRV5JsTJg&feature=related
sqirl1315 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
....had a crisis of concience the other day that I think you may be able to appreciate. Everyone here in the Tweed has been waiting for a south swell to materialize, unfortunately the GD Byron Bay swell shadow has been really pissing people off! Its so bad the Gold chain wearing faux hawk hair having "sceners" have been hitting the streets beating up any hippy with an "I love Byron Bay" bumper sticker on there micro bus. Any hooo i digress (but figured you could appreciate a swell shadow too)........Back to the crisis i pulled up to the beach early mornig b4 work expecting pumping soouth swell......andn its like only waist to chest high glassy lines, just peeling and hardly a soul out. ......just imagine my dissapointment!! head hung low kicking sand and cursing hippies under my breath i trudged back to the car dejected, just knowing I am going to come home to see another sick Byron Bay Joggly report and a post about how pumping it was and how long he'd surfed and how he never even got his hair wet the barrels were so dry........about that time I stopped took a deep breath and..........took a long look at the WWCD bracelet on my wrist......i rolled the words around in my head.....What Would Coolio Do?......when i got to the car instead of putting the keys in the ignition I opened the trunk and started suiting up......paddled out and had an outstanding session....as I waited for waves i thought about all the times I had scrambled from work dropping everythign spinning wheels as i left to get to waves just like this! ....well except with dirty brown water....and side shore winds. anyway, The swells here now....and Thank Coolio I dont have to go through that again for a while!
sqirl1315 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
PS......dont know if you have noticed, but your page sure does have a lot of negatives on it.....its as if someones is out to get you! Maybe you should look at that bracelet on your wrist.......what does it say?........WWJ420D
Spongerdudette1314 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cool story bro...umm Sqirl ;)
Get Joggly1314 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
More of a BUD than a BRO !
Spongerdudette1314 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Very true joggly, very true :)
Spongerdudette1313 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeaaahhhh I do ;)
sqirl1319 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wake up fatty!.....its time to bash a birther!! you would think that a prerequisite to getting the top job in america would be presenting a birth certificate! even McDonalds makes you present one before employing you!
Spongerdudette1320 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I know that I shouldn't but I can't help myself lol....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyfIXBxC0_A
Spongerdudette1322 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just for information purposes only http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384344/Osama-Bin-Laden-death-UK-Muslims-stage-mock-funeral-outside-US-Embassy.html
sqirl1324 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WooooooLALALALALA! dirka dirk Jihad dirka! the NegJahadine strikes again!
Coelacanth1324 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tom Tuttle of Tacoma!...What have they done to you?...Oh I get it. It was that 72 virgins thing...wasn't it?...They may not all look like Taylor Swift or Jessica Alba you know.
the vanity project1323 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah, but as long as long as one of them does its all good…still…I’ll take the rest for ballast
Coelacanth1324 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA...DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH JUST ANY IDIOT?...TRY TO DELETE ME NOW, CHAUNCY!...Don't think 'we' Operation Typhoon Lagoon(yes, I was THAT desperate once...only ONCE!!! OK?) participants can't reach you where you sleep...and give you a severe tickling...hippy! And confiscate half your stash...Every time you hear the sound of choppers...your mind will be remembering these words of Coelocanth..."I check your page every day for anything new!"...and get a little verklempt...Sniff
Coelacanth1324 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And just in case...your words will ALWAYS be HERE to amuse me as well JOGGLY2 hours ago -1 Rating Reply Just found One that got away .... JOGGLY 628 days ago ... Such Horror ! JOGGLY3 hours ago -1 Rating Reply DELETION ACCOMPLISHED , average rating secured !
Coelacanth1324 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
For Aging Hippies Everywhere...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpLLv_zjuzg&NR=1
Coelacanth1325 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
More Afghanistan stuff worth remembering to keep things real...http://fromthatflame.blogspot.com/2007/12/assassination-of-massoud.html
Coelacanth1325 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The successful removal of the Taliban & Al Qaeda from Afghanistan by Afghan Northern Alliance freedom fighters...allied with U.S. Special Forces & CIA...before Rumsfeld screwed everything up...More stupid facts and truth...http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/17/books/review/Barcott-t.html?pagewanted=1
sqirl1326 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you're with them arent you!!?....you democrat, elephantitis, operation cyclone bastard!!! ....dont lie you left wing scum!!! .....and dont even try to use spongerduddete as a human shield either!! we'll just shoot her in the leg to get a clear shot at you anyway!
Get Joggly1326 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Isn't recent Democracy sweeping thru the Middle East enough revenge already ?
Spongerdudette1325 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not my legs please Sqirl...not the legs!
Coelacanth1325 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That IS ironic ain't it Chauncy?...G. Dubya(Bush)tries to export it...at great expense TO the exporters I might add...and no one is buying. NOW they seem to be beating down doors everywhere to get it. Well...it ain't that easy to keep once you got it...lemme tell ya. Voters can be pritty fricken fat, lazy, stupid & misguided sometimes (OMG...Don't wanna miss 'Dancing With The Stars'!)...if enough slick, expensive lies & propaganda is spewed repeatedly(Faux News, Limbaugh, Beck, ad nauseum). America is now practically an Oligarchy. The mega-rich/Corporate-Financial complex declared war here years ago...and it's almost over. They've almost won. Florida state government is now called Florida, Inc. No more restoration of the Everglades...for now...But it AIN'T over...and NOW the pendulum is gonna swing BACK!..I hope. This president, Obama...so far...hasn't strutted, gloated...or rolled out any 'Mission Accomplished' banners...that I can see. The former president, G. Dubya...has just turned down an invitation to attend a 9/11-Ground Zero Memorial ceremony. He said he wants to avoid the spotlight...but this would be a healing & constructive thing for him to do...for all of us Americans...and whoever is watching throughout the world...friend or foe. I hope he changes his mind.
Spongerdudette1325 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Did you have coffee before posting that ;p Lol....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvaMIbx2BE
Coelacanth1325 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No wonder kids are all ADHD these days!...Did someone say poo(h)?...If THIS doesn't make Jogglore's eye twitch...I don't know what will...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_YPJvia8A&NR=1&feature=fvwp
sqirl1325 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you are right dudette....we will have to shoot you in the chach!
Get Joggly1325 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Weapon of mass SEDUCTION !
tjo1326 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
packing up a bag, going to CR tomorrow for a week and 1/2, i hope to take a few pix, if i ever learn how to upload, maybe i'll share them here! hold down the fort, pura vida
Coelacanth1326 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sounds good. Hope you have a good time and excellent surf to snap pics of. This is the time of year when the southern hemisphere starts sending more and more storm swells northwards. Hope no grandmothers drop in on you too...Although I'd like to hear about it if they do. I don't need to hear details like what they were wearing though. Don't pet the crocs. Your humor & withering sarcasm will be missed. Pura vida!
burner1327 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
So the U.S never backstabbed any of their "Allies" i suppose?
Coelacanth1327 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Burner...I regret if I sounded too celebratory to you about the USA killing anyone in revenge. It's actually a sad, long-delayed feeling of relief that Osama bin Laden is dead...more than a celebration. I am sickened & embarrassed about all the carnage, chaos and disruption of lives...especially in Iraq...that the USA has clumsily & mostly accidentally inflicted on innocents since this so called 'War On Terrorism' really cranked up following the 9/11 New York Trade Center attack and destruction by Osama bin Laden's terrorist group Al Qaeda. Lots of Americans are. That event changed America forever...mostly in bad ways...as I see it. It made us know fear of being attacked on our home soil for the first time since Pearl harbor...And it was fear that allowed the previous administration under Bush to do all the damage overseas that they did for so long with the world's...and America's...ever increasing dismay and disgust. For a while after 9/11 we were united...as a nation...and the rest of the world was with us too. That changed. We are now bitterly divided as a nation. Our new president is very slowly...but more and more surely...beginning to succede in uniting us again where he can. It's hard for you to imagine, I guess, how this planned military action of killing a clever, motivated, rich, powerful, brutal mass-murdering terrorist...who could inspire and recruite so many suicide bombers to his cause...is something to celebrate. People worldwide celebrated when the guy who planned the attack on Pearl Harbor...Japanese Admiral Yamamoto...was targeted and killed in a planned, secret operation during WW2. America was already very united then...but it was still a very big deal...and important to our overall war effort...to get him. Osama bin Laden had gone unpunished for the 9/11 intentional mass-murders for ten years...He was unpunished for all those terrorist acts of intentional mass-murder that preceded 9/11. He remained a continuing, intentional mass-murder threat while still free. America has long needed this sense of relief and justice. I think most of the rest of the world did too.
Coelacanth1327 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Guess I misunderstood your 'question'(?) Burner...Give me an example of an 'allied' country...during a war(?)...that America has 'backstabbed'...and I'll either agree or disagree...and tell you why. I am drawing a blank right now.
Coelacanth1327 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We did give refuge to plenty of Nazis towards the end of WW2, especially rocket scientists like Wernher Von Braun, that the British and the Russians would have liked to get their hands on I suppose. Those Brits must have been a bit miffed about all those V-2s of Werner's dropping on them & their buildings and terrorising & killing them, I guess. But without Wernher we'd probably never have beaten the Russians in the space race.
Get Joggly1326 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Allies ? Operation Cyclone ?
tjo1326 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
osama bin harvey oswald is dead. he has to be, our govt had to kill him as soon as 911 was pinned on him. not for retribution, but so nobody would hear the other half of the story. all this means to me is that the tail finally got around to wagging the dog.
Spongerdudette1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well what do you think Coelocanth?!?!? Of course the Brits were more then a bit miffed about having bombs continuely dropping on our buildings and killing thousands upon thousands of innocent people day in and day out. With the exeception of Pearl Harbour the American people didn't suffer relentless bombings. Also our food supplies practically cut off due to Nazi ships/planes blowing up merchant shipping. How do you think that you would feel if you had to endure that for 5 years!!! Okay American personel were lost fighting the war, but so were British soldiers, sailors and airmen. Also husbands, wives, sons, daughters....whole families wiped out, and all their pocessions that they had worked for all their lifes destroyed.....so yes the British public were ''miffed''.
Coelacanth1326 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
If this is the "Operation Cyclone"(link below)you mean Joggly...explain to me how the USA backstabbed an ally...and who that ally was. I'm not seeing it. I don't dispute that the USA has created a long-list of right-wing dictators & cold-blooded monsters over the years in it's obsession with fighting 'perceived' or real socialism/communism/Soviet 'aggression' anywhere in the world during the 'Cold War'. And plenty of misery resulted. I haven't heard much critism about the accuracy of the Tom Hanks movie "Charlie Wilson's War", btw...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjf9ytq1Lz0
Spongerdudette1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maybe joggly is referring to something like this...... http://www.rense.com/general31/cyc.htm
Coelacanth1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Uh, dudette...If your British Prime Minister Neville Chamberland hadn't tried to appease Hitler's earlier aggressions and expansions into Austria & Czechoslovakia...with his infamous 'Munich Agreement'...Hitler might have been stopped before further invasions of Poland, France, the Netherlands, etc...And then maybe his bombers wouldn't have been flying over the English Channel later. We were a bit occupied fighting the Japanese and rebuilding our shattered Pacific naval forces at that time. Sorry.;^)
Coelacanth1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep dudette...I read that blog already. Many of those observations and opinions I agree with. But it's easy to stray into fantasyland if you don't read lots of fact-based sources and analyses widely accepted as accurate and verifiable.
Spongerdudette1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah yes Coelocanth, that was a foolish move on Chamberlain's part. But Hitler broke the terms of the agreement by taking more land then just the borders which was agreed on. But although Hitler signed that agreement, he was not in favour of the symbolic gesture in it of no more fighting between countries. And later that night came to an agreement with Mussolini to fight side by side against Britain and France, who Hitler himself called ''the little worms''. But you seem to forget Coelocanth that British forces weren't only fighting on mainland Europe. Our armed forces were sent to the Middle and Far East as well. And whilst American was rebuilding a Naval Harbour, we were trying to rebuild a whole country!!
Coelacanth1326 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soooo...Britain's gov't agreed that some aggression and expansion was OK...and trusted Hitler's signed promise that he wouldn't do it again, huh. OMG...Who knew he was a liar too?...Well, I suppose that was a cheaper, less troublesome solution...in the short run. They signed off on Mussolini's invasion of Ethiopia and Franco's fascist takeover of Spain too, btw...An ounce of prevention...
Spongerdudette1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes, too trusting was the error on Chamberlain's part, because maybe he thought that a signed agreement was worth something other then the paper it was written on. But at least he didn't pay out $500M to ACTUALLY start a terrorist organisation, and then a further $4B to train them!!!! Whether you like it or not Coelocanth, accept the truth that the American Government isn't all sweetness and light and never do anything wrong!!
Coelacanth1326 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
My eye is twitching dudette...Quit provoking me!;^)...You'd think those Muslim mujahedine freedom fighters we helped train and arm to drive the godless, evil, communist Soviet Union out of Afghanistan would be grateful to us for that assistance. The Pakistanis too. Well the Soviet Union DID collapse shortly after their withdrawal/retreat from an endless, expensive war...effectively ending the Cold War(which Winston Churchill did so much to get started!!!...Another subject!). We(The West, I mean...You Brits included)should have spent orders of magnitude MORE money than THAT helping to rebuild Afghanistan(You Brits invaded there once too, from your Indian colony...and got kicked out by brutal Afghan freedom fighters!)in the wake of all the destruction by the Russians. Instead the Taliban moved in and took over the country. Osama bin Laden inherited 300 million dollars from his father. HE was the one that decided the requested American military presence in Saudi Arabia...defending them and kicking Saddam Hussein's ass out of Kuwait in Gulf War No. 1...was a religious outrage. And HE had the organization, the money and the bizarre justification for intentionally killing non-combatant innocent civilians...as well as military personel(Ex: The U.S.S. Cole suicide attack in Yemen...17 U.S.sailors killed). Guess WE are the godless, evil, capitalists...whose oil money made his daddy...and him...rich...from all the construction contracts it funded in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere...The American government is NOT all sweetness and light. It does enable us to defend ourselves, promote trade/business interests with other countries...and change our leadership in an orderly enough fashion...w/out bullets and bloodshed.
Spongerdudette1326 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''Twitching''!!!!. Chill Coelocanth it's only a discussion. But I will stop now (even thought I could of very easily carried on) coz we wouldn't want you to suffer needlessly!
Coelacanth1326 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
JK dudette...Just continuing that image/concept for you of seeing me reading about the 'wavejet' that you thought I ought to know about a few days ago. If you've seen the original 'Pink Panther' movies you'll remember how Inspector Clouseau's boss looked much of the time around Clouseau. How DARE you attribute words like sweetness and light to me!;^)
tjo1326 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
holy crap you 2!! make up hanky panky anyone??
sqirl1326 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
holy shit! jimmy carter is a democrat......obama is a...(no it cant be)....democrat......NOOOOOooooooooo.......well then its settled.....we are going to have to bomb the democrats......nice knowing you nancy pelosi.......(bitch)
Coelacanth1325 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It's no longer you dudette...It's these Ozzies that are my problem...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcsgbwBFRs
Spongerdudette1325 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Phew, I got away with it ;p
Coelacanth1331 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just saw a weirdly ironic advertisement at the top of the MSW website page. It was for a company named GFI Web Security...and their features were web monitoring, web security...and something else. I forget what now. There was even a 30 day free trial offer, I think! Wow!...Now...I'm no conspiracy nut...and I'm not Joggly paranoid...yet...But...what if a company...oh, let's just call them...XYZ Web Security...somehow created a 'need' for their services...like certain 'protective' secret organizations in certain neighborhoods used to strongly request mom and pop businesses fork over 'protection' money. Just a wild idea, I know. But that ad triggered it! OK, I am Joggly paranoid now.
Spongerdudette1331 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I seen it...yeah I did....it may be gone now but I seen it lol ;p
Spongerdudette1331 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha ;)
Coelacanth1331 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If 'it' is what I think you mean...'it' is back with a little editing. Lucky you...I just hope our treasured pic 'Pipeline & Backdoor' isn't attacked like the Bowes River pic was. I would hate to see any of those replies disappear too.
Coelacanth1331 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
GOD DAMN IT!!!...It's happening there too. I just looked. ED...DO SOMETHING!
Coelacanth1331 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Besides 'Killing The Messenger' I mean, hehe...Or at least explain why this is happening...and why there's nothing you can do to stop it...Pleeeease!
Spongerdudette1331 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
''Lucky me''!! ya cheeky thing. But yes that's what I was referring to. What pic is that then??? I thought you might mean the photo of the big butt girlies. And I've just had a look at that and there's no ''comment voted under threshold'' there....plenty of minus ratings, but it's been like that for absolutely ages now.
Coelacanth1331 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA...Yep, the big butt girlies is the pic I meant. The mass negging there now was new to me...Guess I haven't been there in a while. But that's exactly how it began on the profile pages...and then just slowly steadily...almost unnoticeably...crept higher and higher. I'll bet that's how it happened on the Bowes River pic too. Anything with lots of comments and replies seems to be a periodic target of some kind of automatic security probe. I just can't believe one(...or an army of) pimply perp(s) would bother with this.
Coelacanth1332 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You may delete away 'Chauncy'...I've read your message and have stopped crying about that previous deletion you-know-where...even tho' it still hurts a little...Thanks for the explanation and words of encouragement...It's gonna be lonely here in the negativity isolation ward...I hope I don't develop paranoia too...;^)
Coelacanth1329 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sniff...I miss my Byron Bay bro...Achoooo. Cough. Sniff.
Spongerdudette1343 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2CWgyLp1P4
Coelacanth1343 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for bringing that to my attention. My initial reaction is one of disgust and dismay...and fear that this will bring even more of the wrong 'types' of characters into the lineup. I am OK with truly disabled people using these 'wavejet' things if they can't paddle. I think it could be a great thing for lifeguards to have available for rescues if they don't have jetskis available or nearby. But if I see some fat-ass, lazy, boomer-age(yes, my age group)bastard who is just now learning how to surf on one of these and is just too weak or lazy to paddle and learn to surf the way everyone else does...he better stay the f*ck as far away from me as he can get. My eye is twitching at the thought of one of these 'types' actually dropping in on me. I hope this additional form of creeping commercialism in surfing fails...and that sales of these things stay very limited.
the vanity project1343 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry Coelsky, I have three of these. A red one to go with my sports car. A yellow one that permanently sits on top of my T4 camper when I go to the shops. And a blue one that I use to walk up and down the beach with. I have also pre ordered a longboard version that means I can now steal some waves back from further out than the log riders at last.
Coelacanth1343 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Anything that helps you...finally...get your FIRST barrel...I will make an exception for. As long as you stay on YOUR side of the pond. We may not have much in the way of waves over here...but at least the water's warm, we don't have royal weddings to put up with...and we've got Mel to surf with...nyah, nyah.
the vanity project1343 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I’ve had a lame ass head dip or two…(sorry Ed no video)…....at least sqirl appreciates them
Spongerdudette1343 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha...I take it you're not impressed then Coelocanth ;)
Coelacanth1343 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nope. Depressed is more like it. Yet...also inspired. To design and build electric-field seeking, high-explosive warhead, mini-torpedoes...capable of being launched from hidden, sub-surface torpedo tubes, to be retro-fitted into my retro-style, custom/home-made Bonzer board. This is WAR!!!
Coelacanth1342 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
And I AM an American.
Spongerdudette1342 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...Ooooh nooooo not another American on the warpath....run away.....run away lol ;p
Spongerdudette1342 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Right then, to try and calm you down maybe a bit of retail therapy.....okay a bit too girlie...but don't complain about it being busy at your local market again ;p http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3_BN7gm4SLA
Coelacanth1342 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Please...STOP IT!...I can't take any MORE. I may never leave the house now.
Spongerdudette1342 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
HHahahaha ;)
tjo1345 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
got some waves eh? good on ya! really gotta store every wave in the ole' good wave spank bank in order to get through this summer bummer coming our way. working a bit round the clock lately, but all screeches to a halt sunday. now, where'd all that refraction action go? it's fuuhhhlllllaatt!!!!
Younes1346 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Freedom packages, LMAO! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=159526237440078
Coelacanth1346 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That was excellent Younss. Thanks. We are at or near the 150th anniversary of the beginning of the American Civil War...which lated 4 years & cost over 620,000 lives. The lessons we should have learned in the wake of that...and in the succeeding economic and political disasters...and recoveries...of the 20th Century...seem to have been largely forgotten. I am very disappointed with President Obama's seemingly feckless national & world leadership now...but given the domestic enemies & problems he's dealing with...this will be as good as it gets...for now. I expect more disappointments from him in the near future. But he IS smart...and most of his enemies are not. I think the pendulum is swinging back in his favor...as many Americans are now experiencing 'buyer's remorse' with the anti-Obama lot of ignorant & angry right-wing wackos(Tea Party types)they just foolishly voted in...and as that misguided agenda continues to take it's toll on our social fabric. It took Lincoln all of 4 years to defeat his political...and actual...enemies back then. And to be recognized everywhere in the world for his leadership...and greatness. Obama will prevail and will be re-elected...He will eventually have enough domestic support to be an effective world leader as well...but Jon Stewart is right on the mark in pointing out all those current Obama foreign policy contradictions. Lincoln WAS re-elected btw...and America would have had a far better post Civil War record than it did if he had lived to serve out his second term. We are still living with some of that ugly past.
Younes1345 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
To be honest, I did not really go too deep into it, I just thought it was funny (and sad) and kind of typical of today's world... No more ideals, only interests...
Coelacanth1345 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It has always been thus...
the vanity project1346 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Caught you droppin a Joggly on my page, tut tut grandpa..... Got some decent waves your end at last eh?
Coelacanth1346 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yup...Unfortunately there is no video or photographic proof. You would have enjoyed seeing pics of Lisa and Courtney in their bikinis from my second surfing session in the afternoon. There IS a pic or two of Courtney on MSW but I'm not sayin' where.
Didier1349 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey up, I know you dont like to think too much, what with it being bad for the brain and the economy and all, but have a gander at this and tell me what you think.... http://throughthelookingglass-matt.blogspot.com/2011/04/god-hates-us-all.html.
Coelacanth1349 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good Sunday morning(here that is)to you Dids. How was the church service?...Remember that Bette Midler song "From A Distance"(God is watching us...from a distance)?...I just read in a story a few minutes ago that the brightest light in history was now being observed 'out there' in space by space telescopes. I guess we are watching God too... Enyhoo...the astronomers were explaining that it was caused by unbelievable amounts of radiation energy being released as a star was being ripped apart by gravitational forces. They think it got too close to a black hole at the center of that distant galaxy...How distant you ask?...Well, it took the light 3.5 billion years to get here...at the speed of light of course...Lucky us!!!...It's so far away it will have no bad effects on Earth. We've got enough problems, right?...Mass ignorance, weakness, hatred, fear & despair have always been easy to exploit by religions in such an apparently vast, cold, often hostile world such as ours...ruled as it actually is by natural laws & forces...and by those with money and power.
Coelacanth1349 days ago Unrated