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I dont surf no more, lack of waves in Sheffield, DH mountain biking is now where I get my thrills. Like to check the photos tho..
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soutie1073 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Its me choking now, on my words
the vanity project1072 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
getting sloppy Souts, left yourself wide open for a gag reflex dissing there
Portpipe1376 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
have a good one kiwi, keep it cynical or keep the change you filthy animal
Kiwi John1376 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers pal, have a good one.
Sneakybadger 1376 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good tidings to you Jonathan!
Kiwi John1376 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...and to you sneaks, have a good one.
mantis1379 days ago +8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh mate, you know how it is. Like any good read, there needs to be a protagonist and antagonist. So I do my best by the powers of grey skull.
I love beef curtains me !!1439 days ago +9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i'd snap that!!!! laugh my ass off. Nice one john
Kiwi John1436 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I like a bit of beef on my curtains!
Portpipe1455 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
those didnt last long. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETEY
Kiwi John1445 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I know....free speech and all that!!!
soutie1480 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
flown them ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
Kiwi John1479 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ey up!! they won't allow me to take me Whippet in hand luggage :(
Portpipe1547 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i watched the clone wars at the weekend. amazing stuff.
Portpipe1546 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok its crap.
Kiwi John1546 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't be ashamed, The Clone Wars is fucking awesome, open your mind and be at piece with your thoughts. And its ok to be strangely attracted to Anakins padawan Ahsoka!
Coelacanth1580 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Curling CAN be pretty exciting...Just look at the concentration on this face...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/27/7-reasons-why-curling-is_n_479005.html#s71255
Kiwi John1578 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Physically and mentally demanding!?!?!?
mantis1581 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
stop me if you've heard this one before. New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says... "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a fuckin presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Kiwi John1578 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Like it! My answer to anyone who takes the piss out of the whole sheep shagger thing is....We fuck em! you eat em! works every time.
Sneakybadger 1622 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Your a fat goatboating lunk....alsa thanks for emailing admin. appreciate it!.... from sqirl, nah nah!
sqirl1622 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
we're back on speaking terms now......by the way kiwi brilliant on the yogurt rifle comment! one of the best perv related laughs in ages! Any chance of you and mantis dueling it out with yogurt pistols at dawn?....personally thought rifle was giving little jon a bit to much!
Kiwi John1618 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My playing "Spunky Biscuit" days are over, only in my youth! However guidance on "put downs" and "come backs" are my forte!
the vanity project1617 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, soggy biscuit: because coming too soon has never been wiser
mantis1623 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooooo, I feel a surge in my single barreled pump action yogurt rifle.....Lock and load! THICK AND CREAMY thick and creamy. LMAO! omg whats wrong with you? I cant keep up
Sneakybadger 1659 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hello mate, Magicseaweed have graciously offered a deal in order to allow Sqirl back on the threads. What is proposed is that 50 users email general@magicseaweed.com and ask for his return, he will then be reinstated with his profile. If you could do that/want him back then please do. One more thing, please don't mention this on the image or news threads as this will break the terms of the deal. Cheers!
Kiwi John1648 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok.....he must have been a bad boy!
Sneakybadger 1646 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, you know sqizzel, heh:)
mantis1665 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey hey hey. whats shaken John? Just thought I would say hello to one of my favorite MSW commentators.
Kiwi John1648 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hello mate, hows tricks.
Portpipe1741 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
happy x-mas john of the kiwis.
Sneakybadger 1742 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ello matey, have an awesome christmas and a great new year! !!
Sneakybadger 1768 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is this you john? ===> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItM-C2h1k-c
Kiwi John1760 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha, no, my lifes not that tough. Great vid though, Dude needs to get out more!
Sneakybadger 1760 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I don't know mate, do you want him roaming the streets? What if he misses the bus? KABOOOM!
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A Kiwi walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's not a pig but a sheep, you idiot."
Coelacanth1776 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Do you hear crickets? I sure do!
mantis1776 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
an aussie and a kiwi are cruising down the road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. naturally the kiwi leaps out and starts fucking the hell outa the poor sheep. aussie says "oi, mate, sheep are for shearing!". kiwi replies "GET YOUR OWN!"
Kiwi John1776 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK OK, whats this...pick on John day, the irish and the aussies, i'm sure their are some joke I could dig up about you lot but..no...no...I will rise above it... Mantis... hang your head in shame my antipodean friend ;)
Coelacanth1781 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Kiwi John...Do you live anywhere near Hadrian's Wall? I was just reading something about it in a Smithsonian magazine and saw Northumberland mentioned. The tourist/history buff side of me is fascinated by that Roman ruin!
Kiwi John1776 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No mate, I live in Sheffield. We have friends that live in Alnwick (Alnwick castle is the Harry Potter castle in the movies) and we see our friends quite often so my surfing is mainly done up on the Northumberland coast between Bamburgh and Dunstanburgh Castle (look these up) I have seen and walked some of Hadrians wall and its impressive considering building started in 122 AD but its a bit boring once you've done a couple of miles.
Coelacanth1869 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hi Kiwi John...Great profile pic. I liked your evolution banter with Shorey, too. Your use of the word tiktaalik caught my attention because: (a) I didn't know what it was but the context you used it in got me curious...and...(b) It was the second time I've seen it used in these MSW comments since I've been here...So I had to look it up! It's NOT an Afrikaans word for some African land critter like I had assumed. It is Inuit(?) for a now extinct (fossil remains only) ancient, primitive 'salamander' (or amphibian) that is thought to be a missing link between aquatic and land critters. I can't believe I was so in the dark about it. I'm supposed to be interested in that stuff and keep up with it. It may be long gone...but now has it's own song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9h1tR42QYA Thanks for sparking my interest and getting me to make myself a little less ignorant! Shorey probably wont read this so I can call him a gutsliding Tiktaalik and get away with it. But I want to be a Tiktaalik too. Or get someone to create a "Song Of The Coelocanth".
Coelacanth1869 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hope your baby likes the Tiktaalik song!
Kiwi John1866 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers mate, not my baby but just love the face on this kid, I found it on the web. I find you learn something and something makes you laugh every day on this website, pleased you've done both too!
mantis1832 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
debatable the greatest baby pic ever snapped. every time I see it I get a chuckle. cute baby however he sure looks pissed of at someone or something
soutie1922 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
surely it is redemed by the little triangle of light at the bottom.
mantis1989 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
quick note kiwi, love your new profile pick. and congratulations if this is your new baby. its a pretty funny pissed off baby face as far as pissed off baby faces go.
dora lives 2072 days ago +20 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
kiwi john are you saying you were in the company of a great white ??? your taking the piss right ,up in eyemouth my mate saw a 12 ft mako that was pulled out a fishing net at amble we get mako's but not white sharks i hope not anyway...