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I love surfing. I go to the beach almost daily, and I love meeting people to share that same interest. I'm not a materialistic person. I enjoy volunteering at animal sanctuaries, help old ladies across the road, teach cubs and badgers cycle profficiency despite the court order and I serve cake and make doilies at the WI institute. Generally speaking although 'medically insane' i am a lovely warm kind hearted person except for when the voices tell me to do bad things - and even then i always try to be polite and neat. And I do not live in Florida. :).........UPDATE..........Meunchklerr needs your sponsorship for Movember!! Muenchklerr moving to Devon in 2 weeks and needds new mates!!!!!! GO HERE AND SPONSOR ME YOU TIGHT FUCKERS (love ya!) http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384
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http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384 - i know i know, you are on a pension but cmon its for a good casue it means you wont get cancer..i think....?!!?
http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384 cmon get your dollars out you little ferret you!
shit you already donated! thats very sound of you man! thanks a lot really appreciate it...you are now definitely not getting cancer. Well i think thats how it works...???
http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384 there u go diddleypops!
well there wasnt much surf around shanga dizzley or hanoi as the typhoons had not kicked in proeprly, but there was a shite load of snow that got me stuck ona friggin train so i snowboarded a bit wiht a lot of mad chinksters..had some good session last week but starting to get weekenditus as in - nothing gets done now for 5 months whilst i can only surf at weekends. Went out on a full on bender as a pre-movember training session and got in at 4, was down oxwich bay for 7;30 muenchklerring my teets off as i had no strength. did get a couple fo cheeky head washes though whcih made up for my pitiful hungover takeoffs and grab rails into the sand! :)
tiny surfer v giant surfer...weird stuff
haha thanks for the Movember props, but to be honest i look like a gay biker, mexcian crossover and the looks jsut get werider and werider. Well monsieur moneybags u can sponsor me if u like on the linka the top and im filing the above comment in my , people i can bother in 2 years time and go "remember when you said....." section!! hahahaa
ps - i also loe the slo-mo take offs...its great to see good style slowed down so you can wathc it and pick up tips etc...i think its a cracking little vid!
ive surfed about 10 feet away for TP and he is amazing to watch. Granted im no pro, but seriously his level of work rate, even just chiling out is impressive. Now you say the waves are average? well doenst that imply that their surfing must be pretty damn good to score turn after turn on them then? Also i dont know how you rate waves per se, but isnt it jsu great to see two extremely good surfers haveing a ball on waves you and i could also have a crack at, albeit not doing the same justice? open you mind man!
not bad, if a bit obvious...ah well....
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mantis2 hours ago Reply
well SOB. you decided to join us again.
Didier18 hours ago Reply
Welcome home dude. China was good i take it? Unfortunate you didnt get any surfing done. Lookin forward to moving then? Me and the new missus (thats right bagged me a hottie!!) were talking bout goin to Oz in the new year, gonna try and get jobs and stay over there for a year or summit. Its either that or New Zealand with my aunty and uncle... Monseiur Didier is about to go international!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III18 hours ago Delete Reply
wow family NZ you kept that under your belt butt munch! congrats on not only being a scrounger and a benefit bummer, but also pulling too! Dammit you are liek thso annoying students, sexing and sleeping all day! hehe. Well ozz is terrific but NZ is where my sights are set too mon amis..the mrs and i are thinking of giving it a bash for a year in about 18 months...in fact you can warm it up for me! :)
Didier18 hours ago Reply
Haha yeah my aunt and uncle moved out there about 5 or 6 yrs ago, havent been to visit yet like. But they have a beach house which they have said i can stay in as long as i like.... If i do end up out there you'll have to stop by, the ladies can talk girlie things and we can get drunk and go surfing.. tho maybe not in that order! Loving the bum lifestyle, although its better than being a student as i now have money put away from working hard for the last few years so i can enjoy myself. I have taken to cooking and baking things.. made the best pizza in then world last week, from scratch! Full respect on teh movember effort btw. I would do it but last time i tried to grow a tash i didnt shave for over a month and still had to use some mascara to thicken it out. I have total fascial hair envy!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III18 hours ago Delete Reply
haha thanks for the Movember props, but to be honest i look like a gay biker, mexcian crossover and the looks jsut get werider and werider. Well monsieur moneybags u can sponsor me if u like on the linka the top and im filing the above comment in my , people i can bother in 2 years time and go "remember when you said....." section!! hahahaa
Didier17 hours ago Reply
consider a donation made... Do it man, i'll be disappointed if you wer there and didnt holla at ur boy! whats the wave situation your way at the mo? Ive had more waves the last 2 weeks than ive had pretty much all year, has been lots of fun even though ive spent most the time out of breath getting pounded and generally just getting muenchklered.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III17 hours ago Delete Reply
well there wasnt much surf around shanga dizzley or hanoi as the typhoons had not kicked in proeprly, but there was a shite load of snow that got me stuck ona friggin train so i snowboarded a bit wiht a lot of mad chinksters..had some good session last week but starting to get weekenditus as in - nothing gets done now for 5 months whilst i can only surf at weekends. Went out on a full on bender as a pre-movember training session and got in at 4, was down oxwich bay for 7;30 muenchklerring my teets off as i had no strength. did get a couple fo cheeky head washes though whcih made up for my pitiful hungover takeoffs and grab rails into the sand! :)
Didier14 hours ago Reply
yeah i realised that sitting behind a desk for months is really not condusive to keeping fit and surfing well. i did 3 duck dives in a row the other week and i had pure brain freeze, was in agony. the north sea is starting to turn a bit nippy!
sqirl11 hours ago Reply
aussie work visa is a bitch to get!!! Better start the paper work now if you plan on being there this millenium...seriously though 2-3 year process time. Be prepared to drop some coin too!!
sqirl21 hours ago Reply
wercome back rawyer boy....did you rearn any chinese...whire travering around china??.....ROR
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III18 hours ago Delete Reply
hello there sir, i see you are in fine fettle this winters afternoon and throwing outb the zingers as usual! heres a little reward? top boob! http://magicseaweed.com/-Haleiwa-Heroes-Content/2080/3/
Irish Surf Chick6 days ago Reply
OFFICIAL SURVEY; Is Mel the nicest person on this site? Please respond by posting either YES or No on Mel’s page.
Irish Surf Chick6 days ago Reply
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Coelocanth3 days ago Reply
I laughed when I finally got to Husband #10! Honest! ;)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III18 hours ago Delete Reply
not bad, if a bit obvious...ah well....
Didier20 days ago Reply
Hows it going dude? Im off for a surf for the first time in a few months.. Proper excited! Love being on the dole!
Coelocanth20 days ago Reply
Comment cannot be found. :)
sqirl28 days ago Reply
you are just tooooooo cooooool for our story thread on souties page aintcha? One of those uppity profeshanal lawyery types! Its a shame really....all the story's lacking is some stream of concious dyslexification to push it to the next level!
Joggly 28 days ago Reply
uppity profeshanal lawyery types ! ... Time for an add break > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2j3dE-MjIY
Harvey"The Wall"Banger 131 days ago Reply
Ha ha good scene, still bummed you forgot me in the guess our age thing "wipes tear" :) Will do mate, let the games begin//
the vanity project31 days ago Reply
Teets, who is this guy again? ;-)
Didier35 days ago Reply
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! I got paid off today! Nothing but Surfing, Fishing, Drinking and Filandering until the new year!!
the vanity project37 days ago Reply
Yep, had Sunday at godgods as well, was a bit of a slalom really, didn’t get many but thankfully only one proper spanking, meunckeled a couple though, didn't see any beardies out there
Didier42 days ago Reply
Ok mate I got a NEW game... Inspired by long debates I would have with friends as a young skateboarder... What song/piece of music would you have in your section of a Surf Vid should you ever be good enough to feature in one.... GO!
Coelocanth38 days ago Reply
Veeps...here's another choice to sing along to while you're being held 'down below' at Shippies...Stumbled onto this Aussie band named 'The Cruel Sea'...which was the name of a 'Ventures' song (much copied by the Japanese!?)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBdtZDKhhCA&feature=fvw Check out the link to the original version of "Down Below" by Jimmy Little...a very popular, ethnic Aborigine country singer in Oz...Who knew? Ain't YouTube great?
Sneakybadger42 days ago Reply
eetch, thats a tough one...OK GO - Here it goes again, or if some how i turned into an absolute charger --Craig Armstrong , O Verona! This One---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJvnVWhuNtk
spongerdudette39 days ago Reply
Yeah I do know that The Stones isn't Motown he he.
Coelocanth42 days ago Reply
Immediate reaction w/out benefit of deliberation...or vast exposure, knowledge or recall: 1) "Planet Claire" The B-52s ; 2)"I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)!"
Coelocanth42 days ago Reply
Whoa...Badger...that's for chargin' dark, demonic, massive Margaret River slab monsters. For MY third and possibly last choice for cleaner, less lethal, 'stand up' waves/barrels..."Travelin' Light", Eric Clapton(originally J.J.Cale)
Sneakybadger42 days ago Reply
Clapton is a legend! good song choice as well! I can see it now, cruising 4-6 foot anchor's on a light offshore! Nomnomnom
Sneakybadger42 days ago Reply
I recon "I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)!" would be good for a stand up wipeout section!? very fitting lyrics!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III41 days ago Delete Reply
GTP GTP!!!! ok dudes this is what id have....for a thumping 10 foot plus session at J Bay...early doors and still semi darkness , id have Songs for the Deaf by QOTSA, then id have a really mellow sunset sessions, you know as it gets fatter coming up the beach so nice big fishy carves and lines something like Santeria by Sublime and then finally as the sun goes down and it backs off, so fun barrelss and all the boys hooting each other and scoring the final few waves at dusk (ok not dusk in SA but lets say Praa for arguments sake) The Cave by Mumford and Sons....in fact id have Awake my Soul by Mumofrd and sons right at the start whent he sun is coming up too....check here for their shizzle.........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay1z1Z0p6Xg
Didier41 days ago Reply
Love both Clapton and JJ Cale! Good choice there Coelocanth. Havent managed to see yours yet Badge as no youtube access at work. For a fun light hearted section, smashing plenty of lips and getting nicely barreled, id maybe go for Backyard by the Mad Caddies. For that Heavy Section where you are just running from monsters something foreboding like Rob D - Clubbed to Death.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III41 days ago Delete Reply
in summary: Dawn...sun rising in hi-res hi speed...AWAKE MY SOUL by Mumford and Sons, then as it gets big and barrelly , QoTSA SONGS FOR THE DEAF, then clips of fish carving (aka sprout) and mini air jumps at midday SANTERIA by SUBLIME and then cut to really spitting rippable Bells or somewhere wiht INTERVENTION by arcade fire (but the church organ re-edit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7ZWfvCjBE) and finally, sun down, the boys hooting, falling laughing, Hi res, speed-sundonw and fade to black wiht THE CAVe by Mumford and sons....oh yeah that would be sweet right there...
Sneakybadger41 days ago Reply
haha, Mad caddies are awesome! I forgot they existed momentarily, good choice! QOTSA are pretty sweet also.
mantis40 days ago Reply
I'll get in on this. The Miracles "I'm just a love Machine" And I won't work for nobody but you
Didier40 days ago Reply
Haha Manteets thats class. Only this morning was I singing that at one of the supervisors at work who has turned into somewhat of a lethario of late. Teets, Santeria!!!! AWESOME choice! If anyone says Jack Johnson can we give them a virtual slap? I want to know what the girls would go for... Ladies???
Coelocanth40 days ago Reply
You guys made me do some time traveling from my dark distant past into the light of the recent past and present...thanks to YouTube! Good picks there, Sir Muenchklertron! I had become 'comfortably numb'! I'm now a fan of QOTSA, Sublime(Terranaomi...rrrruff!), Arcade Fire, and Mumford & Sons...at least in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_zuWHrLdI&feature=related . One final submission from me...A Dick Dale and Stevey Ray Vaughan combined effort on "Pipeline"...with some great, funny, 'blasts from the past' video clip edits! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw55XhTehg&feature=related . Mantis, until we here something about your trip to meet the girls in Barcelona, the jury's still out about you being a "Love Machine". I hope that's still on for you or else I'm gonna feel awful about what I just said!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III40 days ago Delete Reply
hahah nice!!! i like that stuff too!!! all good ones guys...right now im off to bother veeps as im down his neck of the woods this weeky!!
the vanity project39 days ago Reply
OK peepsters here’s the Veepsters! My surf vid would be me nailing the shizzleshazzle out of Shippies. If I get spanked by the lip my music choice would be Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” possibly followed by “take my breath away” as I negotiate a 2 wave hold down. Either that or a bit of footage of me dropping in on Soutie and playing Smokey Robinson’s “tears of a clown”! YEEWWWWW! I would also like to have a montage of me signing surf merchandise with a dead look in my eyes, as Veepster has become a corporate sellout weathered by years of soul destroying marketing promotions, perhaps cut to a sequence of me staring at the surf with a look of regret and “love don’t live here anymore” playing in the background. Fade to credits…Fin…………Box set available at all good retailers
Coelocanth39 days ago Reply
I forgot to give a thumbs up to Did's choice of "Clubbed To Death" by Rob D!...This was also new...or unrecognized...(music/artist) to me...But I did see the movie "Blackhawk Down" years ago! Just didn't realize this was some of the foreboding theme music from that great, gut-wrenching movie. The scenes of the helicopters taking off and then flying in attack formation over the Somali coastline...with the surf below them...reminded me of that other great, now classic, film "Apocalypse Now". "Ride Of The Valkyries" anyone? KILGORE?
Coelocanth39 days ago Reply
Dammit...forgot to include the YouTube link to the "Clubbed To Death"/"Blackhawk Down" video clip. Here it is:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ2BgjmvakM&feature=related Way to go Dids...Good one!
Didier39 days ago Reply
thank you much Coelocanth. I had forgotten it was on Blackhawk Down. Great film and great scene flying over the surf. Although if there are any ex-skaters out there who may have seen Rodney Mullen Vs Deawon Song vid they might recognise it from Mullens opening section. Also I have a feeling it may have been on the matrix? Veeps hilarious as usual. Love the Sledgehammer suggestion. How much is the box set and what extras does it come with? Can i get a signed copy?
spongerdudette39 days ago Reply
Music for a surf vid hhmmm, several come to mind. I like Sneakybadger's I get knocked down and VP's Sledgehammer, but I like a bit of Motown...say Bernadette by the Four Tops or Paint it black by the Rolling Stones.
spongerdudette39 days ago Reply
This computer is doing my head in....it's putting comments in all the wrong places!!!
Sneakybadger39 days ago Reply
I already have my own section..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UKM2Zwlw5U&feature=player_embedded
Sneakybadger38 days ago Reply
Haha, classic!
Coelocanth38 days ago Reply
Haha Tumbleweed...may I shorten that to T'weed? Thanks. Add to favorites list! No charge! But I owe you.
Didier38 days ago Reply
I want to add another song to my section.. All along the watchtower! Forgot how much I LOVE this song. (Listening to it right now in a state of complete euphoria) So my section would go.... Opening.. Hendrix - All along the watchtower, with some nice looooooooong barrels. Then Rob D - Clubbed to death, running from some Shippies style MONSTERS. Finally MAd Caddies - Backyard with some small waves smashing up some lips, messing about, a few nice airs and a few wipeouts. Now I just need to be get good enough to do all this and make a video!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III37 days ago Delete Reply
ahh i like Veeps 'ironic' music selection....very nice! Have to say that Spnger has it WIREd with the 4 tops...maybe when im picking up bits of my board in the shorebreak at wiamea id have 'Just walk away Renee!" too haah. Oh and another good inclusion but already over anEXCELLENT VID (dids if you liek skating especially) is : BRILL VID - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5gC-ziH2w
Soutie25 days ago Reply
good question. would riders on the storm be to obvious and posey? the tinkling piano would be great for a slow mo power barrel though. how about Led Zep III, since ive been lovin you (before the singing starts); floyd fearless or a bit of Bauhaus?
Soutie25 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkjv9SscotY
Soutie25 days ago Reply
actually how bout the intro to Van Halen, dirty pictures, befor david starts ball squeaking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rS3itMibE..
Soutie24 days ago Reply
actually, how bout this for truely never been done of a surf vid but should have, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtNe4DfEyo
mantis57 days ago Reply
"teach cubs and badgers cycle profficiency despite the court order" LOL! that was good
mantis57 days ago Reply
Thanks for the heads up. You da man. Again I owe you. Cheques in the mail. However find yourself down this way, trips on me to a point. You pay for your own hookers
mantis52 days ago Reply
and when I say R.V., I'm not talking about a little toyota. I'm talking about a full size tour bus with disco ball, dance floor, fully stocked bar, captain chairs with beer holders, strippers and strip pole, rockin sound system, the lot. I'm over ruffing it and getting back to nature. My idea of camping these days is parking the tour bus in front of a great break out of town and having the surf to ourselves
mantis52 days ago Reply
sorry squirel, joggly, teets for deleting your comments. It was an accident, not censorship
mantis59 days ago Reply
I have responded to your question on my page. OK, for the record, I am no angel but I am a good person. But I know from experience when dealing with the queensland police in court, do what you have to. I used to think go into court and tell the truth. The truth will set you free. But not her in Queensland. the police here are unbelievable. They lie, cheat and steal their way through a court room. E.G. the guy in front of me in court was charged with running a red light, reckless driving, attempting to evade police and more. The guys driveway was on the other side of the intersection of the red light. HE WAS PULLING INTO HIS DRIVEWAY INSTEAD OF STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION AND WAS CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTING TO EVADE POLICE!!. I could tell you even worse stories. We had a very bad problem with police corruption back in the 80's here. A lot of people went down. And it seems to be back. And our mayor is an ex cop. great. We just had another person die last week while in custody of the police. Its terrible.
Soutie57 days ago Reply
Queensland coppers are pooftas. Old SAP, they were the fricken buisness dude. Wouldnt want to cross them but if you killed an intruder in your spot, it was s a given that they would place a deadly weapon in his cooling hand.
sqirl60 days ago Reply
FO SHIZZLE McSCRIZZAL!!!SHAMALAMA DING DONG!!!!!!!!!.................what now bitches???....what?
Coelocanth65 days ago Reply
Welcome back Globetrotter!...New art work I see. Has a kind of Dali-esque quality to it. Travel inspired no doubt. Alright...let's hear all about your trip. Veeps missed you very much, btw.
Didier64 days ago Reply
Glad you had a good trip mate, Things are ok this end not much to tell, all work and no play makes Dids a dull boy!
the vanity project65 days ago Reply
Balls
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III65 days ago Delete Reply
hey hey fudgemonkeys, im back. Yes, im in a cheap suit, in an over-warm office, and back on MSW like typhoid fever....im definitely NOT on holidays anymore and back in work!! Had a cracker in portugal, some really nice 4 foot glassy (quite step barelly/ hoss -waves)for about 4 days and i shall upload some surfing/skim boarding pics and footage shortly. I love that word footage, like some kind of kinky ankle porn. HOW ARE YOU ALL???
Irish Surf Chick64 days ago Reply
Welcome back. A young Mr Wu needed your help but you weren’t around so they jailed him. The little shit escaped and is masquerading as Mr Smith. Personally I think Mr Wu and Chavlad were Sqirl and Soutie!
Coelocanth64 days ago Reply
Am I missing something? Neither Sqirl nor Soutie are capable of being that BORING! They are capable of many other things...but not THAT!
Didier63 days ago Reply
Personally i think theyre funny as fuck! You always need some dick to point fun and and rip the piss out of.. there's only so far you can take the surfer/bodyboarder banter!
Coelocanth60 days ago Reply
Correct me if I am wrong Dids...I probably am...but weren't you sorry when AwangAtang was 'disappeared'? Not even one attempt at humor from him.
mantis74 days ago Reply
been a small delay in my trip. drove my car into a tree. know any good lawyers?
Soutie65 days ago Reply
I'll answer for him: not even one.
Didier76 days ago Reply
Hows it goin fella? seen much action lately?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III75 days ago Delete Reply
hello mate - been in for 6 days straight since last Friday! Knackered, but trying to get paddle fit as im off to lisbon on sunday for 1 wek, then chinkland early Novemberrr! :) How are you?
Didier74 days ago Reply
Im not to bad fella, it been pumping ur way? I realised the other day that it was actually in june i was last in the water... bad times. Just moved sites and have no board with me and it looks like lowstoft (where i am currently hold up) is gonna be pumpin in the next few days! Gutted. Gonna see if i can find some nice locals who can help a brother out! Lisbon should be good, let me know how it goes man.
Irish Surf Chick83 days ago Reply
Draw one for little old me? irishsurfchick@gmail.com
the vanity project80 days ago Reply
I’ll trade you one for a high res copy of your profile pic
Irish Surf Chick83 days ago Reply
Where are you posting your drawings? Can I see one?
Dicer83 days ago Reply
Nice one brrrrrrrrrrro (in a club singer styleee)
Coelocanth80 days ago Reply
With a few appletinis under his belt?
Mel in Florida83 days ago Reply
mockin me eh? LOL I love it!
Coelocanth82 days ago Reply
I wondered what you meant, Mel, about him mocking you, until I just now looked under Sir Muenchklerr's profile name. hahaha
Mel in Florida82 days ago Reply
haha good stuff
Dicer83 days ago Reply
cheers Teets, er I mean Muenchkler, don't know what got in to me. I had to serve it up couldn't let it be. Plus "stylin mike" was spewing and deserved some woop-ass. sadly never graduated to stand-up, only managed to get half up half down (DK) and it's stayed that way. People stop and stare when I'm hobbling in that positon down to the waters edge like Gollum. Oh the cruelty!!!
Coelocanth86 days ago Reply
I finally checked out your Panda video on YouTube. Thanks a lot...Now I'm hooked on Corky and The Juice Pigs! Haha. They're great! I only caught them once on MAD TV...Didn't realize they were such a phenomenon! I bookmarked as much of their videos as I could find. Loved the "...Only Gay Eskimo" song. Wish YouTube had their original "The Dolphin Boy" instead of the home made videos using their song.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III83 days ago Delete Reply
yeah they are very much underrated! the gay eskimo one is often wrongly attributed to Tenacious D (JB has been quoted as saying "he wishes" or similar words to that effect) It is legendary and an excellent , drunken song with pals!
Coelocanth87 days ago Reply
Wowza there Rembrandt...er I mean Sir Muenchklerr...pretty good job on the conceptual tattoo art. You had some impossibly difficult ideas to incorporate and the 'finer' details are visibly lost at that scale. Too bad. That WOULD be a F'D UP tattoo...but not as bad as some on that list! How about giving my 'Leaping, Frisby Catching Labrador Retriever in Grassy Meadow(near background)...With Dog Park/(Mine Field)Sign(in side foreground)' an artistic shot. I'm giddy with anticipation! I'll print it out! I've made decal iron on T-shirt transfers of my own artistic expressions before. I can do it again. But I'm NOT gettin' any tattoos!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III85 days ago Delete Reply
i am on it!!! :)
Coelocanth85 days ago Reply
Maybe a tree on the other side foreground to 'frame' the pic...How exciting!!! ART IS COOOL!
mantis89 days ago Reply
ok, up to about 15 drinks and still ok. 9:30 pm. Listening to talking heads. my sociological experiment going to plan I think but i am not the judge of that.
mantis89 days ago Reply
check out my list requested by the italian girl. It is multi cultural. there is even a girl form the states showen up. I am dirt bag. you are right.List 1. PASSPORT 2. FLIGHT TICKET 3. condoms 4. condoms 5. condoms 6. condoms 7. t-shirts (at least 10 pcs) 8. long pants 9. underwear (if u wear) 10. tooth brush 11. shave cream 12. sweater (2-3 pcs.) 13. short pants 14. suit for wedding 15. sandals 16. sport shoes 17. shoes for wedding 18. medicaments (if u use to take and cannot find here). 19. PIJAMAS 20. rain coat 21. and what do u thing is necessary.
mantis89 days ago Reply
i am not a religous person but if i may make an argument why there is a god, it is GIRLS. god gave us girls
mantis89 days ago Reply
there is actually a little more to the request but I wont send that. even I have principles
mantis89 days ago Reply
ok, 1 12 pack down. workin on the second hows the yping. oops getting a litle difficult. al l inthe name of science
Irish Surf Chick89 days ago Reply
Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?
mantis89 days ago Reply
OK cute. if your flirting with the lawyer, let me give you some more advice Irish, THAT DOG DONT HUNT if you know what I'm sayin
mantis89 days ago Reply
btw, I'll be at the MH apartments at las ramblas. I dont expect you to know the MH but you know the area. so fire away if something should come to mind. I have your other suggestions of course. btw btw, I have just cracked open my first beer (friday 3 pm) stay tuned for drunk rambling later in the evening. dont tell soutie. for some reason he has this guilty conscience effect on me.
mantis89 days ago Reply
I am actually doing an experiment in the name of science. I will review my typing skills and the content of ramblings over the course of a 12 pack. in the name of science of course
the vanity project90 days ago Reply
Much as I would love to incorporate all these wonderful tattoo suggestions into a sprawling design all over my rippling torso I fear that a unicorn mating with a my little pony that is riding a breadbin down ‘The Great Wave off Kanagawa’ whilst dropping in on a dolphin that is chasing a butterfly that is surfing a pasty while drinking a cup of tea would be a touch on the surreal side. I think even Salvador Dali would look at me a bit strange. Not to mention I may scupper my chances of getting that front cover of my sixpack in Men’s Fitness magazine!
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Thank God you're back!!! The natives were getting restless. I think a clue or two might get more interest back on the tattoo guessing game thread. You know we have short attention spans here!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
i think i know one thing - that tattoo you described woudl be seriously fucked up - why do i know? i becasue i jsut drew it!!!! have a look at the profile!!!hahaha
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
if you need this large format (for tracing purposes) then gimme and email...dont worry i wont sell it on here! haha
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Are you sure it wasn't the Food Section of Women's Institute magazine you were saving yourself for. Wouldn't want anyone to lose their appetite, now would we old chap? I saw a YouTube interview with Eric Idle very recently where he mentioned they almost used a funny woman's name out of his mother's/aunt's(?) W. I. magazine before settling on the name Monty Python etc. You'll have to discuss your link with W.I. sometime for us newcomers(please)unless it's somehow embarrassing (like your tattoo).
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Speaking of losing appetites...I checked out your list of the top 20 worst tattoos. Your favorite...#6...wasn't THE worst. There were some far more tasteless. However,#6, which obviously (s)exploits Native-American women (by depicting a voluptuous, young, beautiful, naked one straddling a humongous corndog as if she was enjoying herself) was further evidence of your sexual and cross-cultural insensitivity. My description of it could very well get you banned from MSW.
mantis90 days ago Reply
I am actually online with the one chick now. I copied and pasted it to her YM. she is bit of a know it all and responded in such (scientist chick however give em a good root and an orgasm or 3 and that knocks them all down to size). I thought it was very good suggestions and very good advice (watch the pick pocketers).
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
well thanks bro, i try to be helpful in amongst my charm offensive with ISC! haha. No worries, yep be careful of those pick pockets, in fariness id use that as a golden rule anywhere in barca, or indeed anywhere in any city, i found a good, small rucksack with a small padlock on it did the trick, backs to the wall..(like in prison but for different reasons hehe) and some zip up pockets in my shorts...!
Irish Surf Chick90 days ago Reply
I’d eat the devil who eat your scrawny cat mate – PMT – it’s a bitch! Sorry for the rant, I kinda wish I was your brother so I could kick the shit outta ya, like your buddy Mantis suggested. Only messing but Gur é a chuire sciodar ort! hahahahahaha
mantis90 days ago Reply
LOL! well, thats not exactly what I suggested but hey... hahaha
mantis90 days ago Reply
...but i think you got the idea Irish chick. (and still laughing)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
Ahh my love a couple of things - "May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat" but i guess tha tis coloquialism for you. If i were your bro, id be known as "your good looking brother" and your mates would ask about me a lot which would annoy you! finally...and to you too 'Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine' xxx
Irish Surf Chick89 days ago Reply
Nice one - made me laugh out loud, I haven’t heard that one in years.
Irish Surf Chick90 days ago Reply
Póg mo Thóin Muench-twat-klerrr, stop being so nasty. I was sharing a cool video clip with you, how the feck am I to know all about your cyber prattlings, what you have or have not already watched! Do you see anyone else freaking out cause I sent them the same message!? Just chill maybe and feel the love!?
mantis90 days ago Reply
dude, you really came through with the suggestions. I am actually staying in an apartment on las ramblas. I will print your suggestion and staple to my ticket stuff. if anything else comes to mind, feel free to blast away. you came through. cheers and I owe
mantis90 days ago Reply
Knights who say Muenchklerrr!!!'s haha. what are we to do with you? and speaking of what tips do you have for Barac. you had mentioned you are like a tour guide to that place. I am a history buff so would you recommend the museums? and? cheers Knights who say Muenchklerrr!!!'s (classic)
Irish Surf Chick91 days ago Reply
Check this out! amazing! http://www.relentlessenergy.com/films/view/powers-of-three
the vanity project92 days ago Reply
Nice work team, good to see you applying some lateral thinking to my puzzle, some good ideas coming through and I am almost tempted to get some more drunken inking done, (a unicorn jumping over a breadbin on my chest would be very cool). P.S. One of you is warm but not disco hot, so keep working…..need another clue?…”if there’s two there’s a few”…………..nah just teasing here is some food for thought though http://listverse.com/2007/11/24/top-20-worst-tattoos/ (photo number 6 is a work of irrefutable genius) I feel it is also important to mention that Irish Surf Chick is conspicuously absent from this debate that she started, maybe she is a proper hardcore inker and that isn’t body paint on her profile pic ????????
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
I had that fear myself...but got over it by convincing myself that it's photoshopped. It would be so cool if she really had a sheer nylon(?) costume like that! Uh oh...excuse me for a few minutes...
Didier92 days ago Reply
.......dude.............. you been gone a while......... everything ok in there?
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
Wha?...oh..uh...didn't realize I'd been gone so long...heh heh...time sure flies when your having f....wait...you didn't hear anything did you?
Coelocanth91 days ago Reply
I'm thinkin' MPD is in the wrong thread for the tattoo guessing contest...and he's still confusing me with the Kilgore/MPD thing. BTW...the sand here does burn like hell on bare feet trying to get to our bathtub warm seawater's edge. If only we had all those swells from all those North Atlantic storms on your side(instead of hurricanes!)...it would be almost paradise!
Coelocanth91 days ago Reply
Sorry MPD...I presumed you were UK w/out checking the available clues (that you are NOT). Here's a cryptic comment that you'll get right away...but others may require more time...'I have suddenly developed a taste for seaweed'.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
some classic 'caught *thumping the mongrel*' threads there coolcelanth, i loved it!!!
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Thank you Sir Muenchklerr...it is nice to know someone got a chuckle...sure beats(no pun intended) hearing those damned crickets (another story for another time perhaps).
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III90 days ago Delete Reply
or cricket (ie the game,over here its all i can bloody hear!) either way cricketing, crickets sound like too much! and yes, a chuckle here and there never slips me by! did i send you the panda video??
Coelocanth90 days ago Reply
Wasn't sure if the crickets reference was colloquial American speak or more universal. If the former, 'the sound of crickets' is metaphoric, I guess, for the 'silence' or lack of any response following a comment. Like being alone in the woods camping out. Or like being a 5 year old whose mother made him take tap dancing lessons to the tune of "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy" and then made him go out on the dark stage of War Memorial Auditorium in Ft. Lauderdale in front of thousands of strangers....where he forgot his routine about half way thru...you know...like that.
mantis92 days ago Reply
it looks like it is on to barackelona. book the apartment last night. going with that chick and her 6 girlfriends. she asked me how I will like that. I told her not to worry, there's plenty of me to go around if ya know what I saying daug. ;)) ohh yeahh. snap into a slim jim!
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
Hey Mantis...There was a cult classic movie back in the sixties(oh wow man...flashback!) called "Three In The Attic". I'll just sum it up by saying it was a male fantasy that gradually went very wrong, he he. Now I want to watch it again to make sure I got the intended message. Do us a favor and post your 'experiences' here. I'll start on a script when there's enough material to work with. We'll make millions!!!
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
I just remembered something about Barcelona after reading all of Muenchklerr's references to Monty Python skits. The character 'Manuel' from my all time favorite British comedy series "Fawlty Towers"...he was from Barcelona. I loved the way John Cleese 'explained' Manuel's 'ways' by saying where he was from. Cleese was so AWESOME in that series. I wish they'd made more episodes.
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
Kind of ironic isn't it...me leaving all these replies below one of YOUR comments...haha!!! T.A.C.K.A.Muenchklerr seems to have opened the Monty Python floodgate(and I'm glad he did...kind of took the mystical, medieval fixation in a different direction...didn't he?). Here's something you might find useful before heading off for China. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
Here's the original(I think) version of "I Like Chinese". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzC5HT1Qhmo&NR=1
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
And a YouTube 'teaser' clip of "Three In The Attic". The guy that played Paxton Quigley in this also played an acid-dropping POTUS in another '60's cult classic, "Wild In The Street". Pretty edgy stuff for a Southern Baptist boy like me at the time.
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
Oooops...here it is..."Three In The Attic"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biSnhNRwW2g
the vanity project93 days ago Reply
Think before you ink bro, I got very drunk and had a huge life size tattoo of a…..no I’m too embarrassed to reveal (lets just say I get changed at the car park very VERY quickly!) Feel free to guess what I want lasered off????????????????????? Prizes for best giggles (to save your on first guess Meunchkling it is not a tattoo of a giant wang!)
Coelocanth93 days ago Reply
A manly sized cup of tea...perhaps?
Coelocanth93 days ago Reply
I expect this will be a long, funny thread. I'll wait for 7 or 8 more guesses before I guess again. Why can't we start over?
mantis92 days ago Reply
please tell me you didn't get the butterfly or unicorn tattoo?!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III92 days ago Delete Reply
IM STILL GOING FOR THAT MY LITTLE PONY!! or some terrible gothic drawing of a knight charging towards a castle ala Monty Python with a little serf trailingbehind him going *clip clop* with coconut halves...."he's running away and buggering off and chickening out and sodding off..." "I wasnt!!" "BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE SIR ROBYNNNN!" hahahaa
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III92 days ago Delete Reply
I LIKE TO PUSH THE PRAMALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0&feature=related
Coelocanth92 days ago Reply
I couldn't wait any more...One of your favorite bisquits with strawberry jam on it...and the text around the pic says "We Be Jammin'"
KILGORE92 days ago Reply
Love heart , burning out the ex's name , but thats no laughing matter !
Didier92 days ago Reply
an anchor with a bannor saying MOM under it!
Coelocanth91 days ago Reply
The Killer Rabbit (from Monty Python)
Coelocanth91 days ago Reply
My God...The answer's been staring us in the face (so to speak) all this time. You've got Bitty (or Bitties?) on your body!
Irish Surf Chick94 days ago Reply
Ever think of getting a tattoo? http://tattoos-and-art.com/wp-content/gallery/movie-tattoos/this-is-sparta-tattoo-48294.jpg
mantis95 days ago Reply
download eyes of the insane from slayer 2006
mantis95 days ago Reply
http://www.claymeyers.com/downloads/files/omazing-grace.wmv I dont know if I have copied it correctly but speaking of too much crack and heroin, you have got to see this one. Credit goes to squirel
mantis95 days ago Reply
oh yeah, the title is Never let a crackhead sing at your funeral
mantis95 days ago Reply
Lord of the Ages rode one night, Out through the gateways of time Astride a great charger, in a cloak of white samite He flew on the air like a storm Dark was the night For he had gathered the stars in his hand to light a path through the sky Whilst the hooves of his charger struck comets of fire Bewitching all eyes that beheld them Lord of the Ages Nobody knows Whither he goes Nobody knows Below a dark forest, in caves of black granite The children of darkness dwelled in oblivion Betraying one another in endless confusion For the Lord of the dark Had bewitched them From time's first creation The wise men and prophets And all workers of magic had warned of the reckoning The wind and the fire And the plague of destruction That follows the paths of evil Far above the wide oceans and thundering rivers Through the sun and the rain and the turn of the seasons Rode the God of all knowing Whilst all about him, celestial companions Friends from the void before time was woven Honoured his crown with words of white fire And carried his robes of light Whither he goes Nobody knows But in the peace of a valley a young child was born Filling the night with his crying And an old man gave thanks to the Lord of the Ages Whose battle is not with innocence But the birds of the air were silent Knowing the time had come When time was forgotten The waters were stilled And the mountains stood empty For the cities were deaf Long, long ago 'Enough' cried a voice And the earth was awakened Poor and the rich felt the plague and the fire Death and destruction rode out together Turning the world to a funeral pyre It was the Lord of the Ages Gathering in the harvest The Lord of the Ages Gathering in the harvest And from the blood and the thunder Of men and their dying His eyes dark with sorrow The Lord of the Ages gathered in his harvest But to the old and the helpless The weak and the humble To the children of Light His words of compassion breathed on them gently Dissolving the darkness across the great valley That rumbled with fire And from the death and destruction The Lord of the Ages carried the fruit of the harvest To freedom Lord of the Ages Nobody knows Whither he goes Nobody knows (I stole this from Soutie)
mantis95 days ago Reply
(actually it is a really cool poem. i super dig this) Soutie came through on this one. and we should all be educated to literature
mantis95 days ago Reply
AND FOR ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE, DONT DRINK OR DO DRUGS. ITS A SLIPPERY SLOPE THAT LEADS NOWHERE. (I thought I should add that)
mantis95 days ago Reply
oh yes, just going through my comments now. I see what you mean. you have to know me to know my sense of humor and my strange way of showing love. I was so close to buying a ticket to china and if you happened to be in the area I was going to suggest we meet up for a drink or a cuddle. however Maggie is holding the gun to my head about coming to romania and barcelona. yes, I realise you dont know me from a bar of soap but I meet a lot of fantastic people just by wingin it
mantis95 days ago Reply
(and contrary to my tough guy attitude, I am actually a big pussy cat. but dont tell anyone, I have a rep to uphold. read my profile)
mantis95 days ago Reply
thanks for the heads up about not making sense but can you be more specific? and what do gum trees have to do with the price of rice in china? and yes, I think didier and I have been up to the same thing. I have been on a red wine kick lately. and a couple of weekends ago I went through a botle of jim bean and a bottle of smirnoff. needless to say I dont remember much about that weekend except I have no idea how the house got so trashed. my neighbor (who is married with children but likes to come over when he can sneak away) also helped me
Didier96 days ago Reply
duuuuuuuuude! its 10am im at work AND IM STILL PISSSSSSSED!!!!! WEEEEHEEEY!!!!! (also in my drunken antics i did my knee in again last night! SHIT!)
Didier93 days ago Reply
it was a pretty good night, didnt get in till gone 3 then was up at 6 for work.. was totally steaming!!! going to a festival on wed tho so thats going to be 6 days of pure obliteration!!
mantis95 days ago Reply
shit 10 am? thats when I start drinkin. you beat me didster
the vanity project98 days ago Reply
Yeah go on lets have the next scribble then son. Perhaps a tasteful nude of the Mrs?? P.S. When you trundling down for your surf trip? Bude is a major ballache to get to from mine, its probably quicker getting to Porthtowan Australia, but if you are heading further south I may find the time to bone your girlfriend for a cheeky birthday present treat. If she is not into the whole wifeswappy thing tell her to steal me a monkey from her workplace (hope its one of them monkeys they test make up on, there is nothing worse than a monkey that doesn’t make an effort on the first date)…P.S. I’ve got a hairy chest so we can pick grubs off each others bodies while we bask in the after glow of some tender loving.
the vanity project98 days ago Reply
Just as I replied your surf art pic changed as if by magic, nice…..is this one felt tips or paint?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III97 days ago Delete Reply
ps - every single one of my SUPERB ART PICS are dont via the medium or of my mouse, and windows 2000 MS paint! usually in my lunch hour...i know i know you cant beleive that as they are just so so ace...but if you want to see originals we are going to ahve to take this to the next level and swap emails... which will probably get me arrested...bumder.
Didier98 days ago Reply
Dude, where can i see these inane scribblings of urs?
the vanity project98 days ago Reply
Try here….. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Museum_Of_Bad_Art
Coelocanth98 days ago Reply
They can wait in line...Muenchklerr is OUR discovery!!! I can't wait for the next expression of creativity. You have an almost genetic cruel streak in you Veeps...any Viking blood in your distant past that you know of. Pulled the wings off any flies lately. The MOBA article was excellent...haha...Thanks. We've been told we have hurricane swells on the way...at last...so I'm starting feel almost...hopeful...or less numb anyway. This couldn't be some elaborate, cruel scheme of yours could it? Oh...sorry about the wait in line reference...sounds like things have changed for you.
sqirl103 days ago Reply
post your drawings now lawyer boy.....the sqirl has paved the way http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=43979.....has to be in sharpy marker 100 px X 100 px doesnt pick the details up to well.....cheers....or whatever it is you brits say.
the vanity project109 days ago Reply
Only managed one surf this week (farkin Tuesday innit: a bit lumpy) and not the super clean tidy stuff on wed/thu. Had a swim/photo sesh on Thursday though so may have got some snaps as a consolation prize.
the vanity project109 days ago Reply
All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy.
sqirl110 days ago Reply
I like you too......but in that other way. I always wanted to reverse the roles and screw a lawyer for a change.....ahahahaha...another lawyer joke :) kisses and hugs my little muenchkin. btw kudos to you and the limey surf contingent on all the awesome surf you have undoubtably been ripping.
mantis95 days ago Reply
lol. I didnt see squirels comment. I bet by now youre wishing you never told anyone you were a lawyer
mantis110 days ago Reply
Ok I am going to make an exception for you nigga lawyer. I hate lawyers. They pervert what the rule wa written for their own monetary gain, However, I like you. Not in a gay way. In a worthy of my witt. this is what I want you to do. LISTEN TO SLAYER. ESPECIALLY LATE SLEYER. IT IS REALLY GOOD. ok spell check
Coelocanth116 days ago Reply
Hey Muenchklerr...I checked out and bookmarked 'The Daily Mash'. Great stuff!!! Now I know what tosspots are and why Ryanair is such a fun topic.
the vanity project118 days ago Reply
Off to China hey dog? ‘Extraordinary rendition’ or a holiday? With your twisted mind extraordinary rendition probably would be a holiday for you.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III118 days ago Delete Reply
yeah for pleassuirrreee and not buisnay either. the mrs sister lives in chinkland so im *finally* invited to go along, 2-3 weeks of terrible food, hot living and possibly some hot surf! prior to that i shall mostly be surfing Ribierra Di'ilas, in portugal and costa capricaasaaaaaaa a a aa aaa (sorry ulrikakakakaaaaaa moment) UVAVU!
mantis116 days ago Reply
first of all, chinkland is terrible way of referring to our asian brothers. shame on you. second, make it happen number 1. your misses, her sister, get the point? is mom gonna be there?
mantis118 days ago Reply
First of all, if you are looking for ass love, you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the clown. He's french. Been to that forbidden garden a couple of times with ex girls but it didnt do much for me. However thanks for the offer. But there may have been change in plans. A Romanian gal has been asking me to cum and visit her for some time. I am a big Dracula fan and would like to see Valad's castle and Eastern Europe. So I might do that in August. Depending on how we get on will dictact my length of stay. But what do you propose. I am very flxible and as long as you dont try and gay me, I will do Shang in Nov. And not to say the chinese girls are off. I webcam with them every day. But I am only one man and I cant be sharing my love with women all over the world at the same time. but it is possible. Romania in August. China in November.
mantis118 days ago Reply
by the way, I should note that these woman are intelligent competent woman. I am not being preditorial. The Romanian girl is a scientist(geological engineer and chief of her department in the government and is always traveling. In fact she wants me to meet her and her 6 girlfriends in Barcelona for 7 days of fun) and the one Chinese girl that I meet up with is head of her department (language) at her University in one of the largest cities in China (32 mill). I am very open and forward with them so there is no misunderstandings. And they love it. However I know you have someone special. Is that an oxymoron. A lawyer that loves.
mantis118 days ago Reply
and at the risk of rambling(too late Mantis) the Romanian gal was requested to put her signature on a document that was wrong. She did not agree with how a big mining company was disposing of waste. Good for her. She didn't make any allies in the circle however she earn respect from at least me. and I am sure others. Save the whales huh?
mantis118 days ago Reply
you know what. here is a crazy idea. the girls want to meet in Barcelona. I think September or maybe august. They have an apartment in the heart of the city. I cant take on 7 girls. I just cant do it. So ???????????? hey, what the hell. Tell miss jones to hold your calls
the vanity project118 days ago Reply
Typo?? “Hold your calls” or “Hold your balls”??
mantis116 days ago Reply
LOL VP. you dont miss a thing do ya? I think I like how you said it
the vanity project119 days ago Reply
The Vindaloo Project?
the vanity project124 days ago Reply
Oi Snadgler. Where were you that day? Aggie, Gwithys, Stiveys, Fistys??? I need to know where to set up my claymores for next time.
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
Hey again...I thought the first video (Homer Gun Shop) was linked to the Richard Pryor skit video but was mistaken. Here is Richard Pryor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sunsLde_ZWY&NR=1
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
Hey buddy...I found this on YouTube after checking out one of Kilgore's links a few days ago and thought you'd get a kick out of it (no pun intended...I leave those to the punmeister), if you haven't seen it already. I hadn't. Check out the Confederate flag. The Richard Prior skit following this was good, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
sqirl130 days ago Reply
"if you could fight any historical figure.....who would it be?"........."I'd fight Ghandi."........."good answer."
Soutie130 days ago Reply
Thumb. I'd fight Tom Thumb.
the vanity project130 days ago Reply
P.S. Gentle Ben would go down lack a sack of potatoes, the big fellas always do, he doesn’t scare me, I’m at least twice as hairy! Then I would go to work on that annoying little blonde kid with the goofy teeth. Shazaaam!
the vanity project130 days ago Reply
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
Would you use Kung Fu also, Veeps?
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
I'd fight Gentle Ben
sqirl130 days ago Reply
its a quote from a movie....yer supposed to guess the movie.......ahhh forget it!
the vanity project130 days ago Reply
ITEM 1: “Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner” was a line from the film, shame on you sqirl…”the first rule about MSW club is…..” ITEM 2: Negatory on the kung fu CoolKeith, limited flexibility I’m afraid, more of a drunken punch up at a wedding kind of guy myself, having said that I think I can still pull off that finishing Crane kick move from the Karate Kid film, years of twatting about in the school playground isn’t easily forgotten. ITEM 3: setting your sights a bit high for a Frenchman Sout-Souts? Recommend you stick to girls and work your way up to Tom Thumb, he may not have the reach of larger foe but he is a nimble little fella, dances around the ring to wear you out then jumps up and grabs the old nut sack to finish you off! Glorious!
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
I wondered why you started using quotation marks.
sqirl130 days ago Reply
hahaha....vp class comment!
Didier128 days ago Reply
Good film! who would you actually fight if you could fight anyone? I think id like to fight Napoleon!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III127 days ago Delete Reply
i reckon id have a good fight with Sir Francis Drake! Fisticuffs at dawn!
sqirl125 days ago Reply
id fight nancy pelosi, harry reid, and barack obama.....all three at once!!....I know I could take them. wouldnt fuck with obamas wife though....that bitch looks like a junkyard dog....probably tear a limb off.
Shorey125 days ago Reply
Id fight Marylin Monroe in a cock fight
sqirl125 days ago Reply
met a marilyn monroe impersonator in san francisco once that would take you up on that........adams apple and all
KILGORE124 days ago Reply
Ho Chi Minh
KILGORE122 days ago Reply
Pol Pot
Soutie120 days ago Reply
Sideshow Bob
sqirl120 days ago Reply
the french....so what.....im lazy.......
sqirl131 days ago Reply
what style of fru fu did you study.....fuk doong...sook dik...or was it......dik yn da poopoo
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III127 days ago Delete Reply
hahaha! no it was fuk yank in bboomboom. I rare art similar to Lyk In Balls.
sqirl131 days ago Reply
I bitch slapped yer mom once....but it wasnt really a fight....she told me to do it
Didier133 days ago Reply
Meh, i hate work, have actually been to busy to comment of late. hows tricks mi ol mucker? It was my bday at the weekend, i got very drunk then got into a fight in town... good times!!!
Soutie133 days ago Reply
was it one of those embarrasing drunken fights ? flying in with the wagon wheels rotating and shrieking a bunch of bullshit?
Soutie133 days ago Reply
i won my last fight, and even got in a last straight right before i was chucked in the cop van. i have quitted now that i am ahead.
the vanity project133 days ago Reply
What if she demands a rematch?
sqirl132 days ago Reply
"I won my last fight......I am the toughest tough in France".......is a bit like saying "hey I fit the square peg through the square hole......I am the smartest kid with down sydrome"........straight right hahahahaaha....is that the opposite of a crooked left
Soutie131 days ago Reply
not in france, no fights here, but it was a tricky situation. 5 against 1, but still, we managed to show him the error of his ways.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III131 days ago Delete Reply
happy birthday old boy! many happy returns. the last 'fight' i got into was in a really posh bar, some arsehole head butted me after i called him a fat cunt becasue he pushed through me and my mates when we were all standing minding our own...i think he expected me to go down, but i threw a chaair at him and chased him out of the pub. Im not renowned for brawling skill but i have the benefit irish blood/ black rage (think the siren noise in kill bill) and 6 years of Kung fu and cannot resist putting my chin out and asking for it - last time before that i was 15 and 3 18 yearolds kicked my head in and put me through a perspex bus shelter! I had a nice scar to show for that but they broke me glasses! so how did you go?
sqirl131 days ago Reply
.....oh my goodness...now we have a dyslexic kung fu lawyer too......We should put the two of you in a room so you can fight for the toughest toug on msw award.......nah...itd never work you two would probably just end up making out or something.....fairies
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III131 days ago Delete Reply
haha I AM THE BIGGEST FAIRY (flap flap) but, most of my wrestling turns to tickling and cuddling....
sqirl131 days ago Reply
careful careful....that is an invitation....to a french stalker
Coelocanth130 days ago Reply
Six years of watching "Kung Fu" is not the same as studying Kung fu.
Didier128 days ago Reply
haha nice lil thread there, There were a group of about 6 lads outside the pub when i came out and they were being mouthy so instead of walking away (as i was on my own) i walked over and asked if they had a problem, apparently 1 of them did, so there was a bit of shovin, a few punches thrown, then i decided gettin locked up on my bday wasnt a good idea so i announced that i wasnt gonna fight... thats when his mate decided to twat me over the back of the head. still didnt leave many marks so they cant have been that hard!
Didier125 days ago Reply
No thats not what happened... in fact there was 12 of them, and one of them was a mountian troll, but i decapitated him with my broad sword in one clean sweep. however 2 goblins then grabbed me and held me down while a group of dark elves battered me with a range of spells and weapons! Thankfully a group of friends including a Level 82 mage came by and scared them off and we managed to escape and finally complete our quest!
Soutie127 days ago Reply
so it was you then, dids. btw dont exagerate, there were 5 of us.
Soutie127 days ago Reply
let me translate : "There were a group of about 2 lads outside the pub when i came out and I was being mouthy so instead of walking away....."
the vanity project127 days ago Reply
Sorry Dids, CCTV footage says otherwise…..“There was one 11year old child outside the school tuck-shop, he bullied me into handing over my dinner money, I announced I wasn’t going to fight so he span me round, secured a good grip on my Y-fronts and gave me an atomic wedgie. This wouldn’t have be so bad if I was roughly his age but I was only there to pick up my 8 year old son from school, who now won’t even look at me out of shame”
Soutie133 days ago Reply
every time you laugh in your comments hahahahahahaha, that profile picture of yours is doing the old insane HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III131 days ago Delete Reply
yeah its a sweet film1 makes me want to go an eat people!!!!! RAAHH HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!! (slo-mo fight scenes are soo fucking cool!!!)
Coelocanth135 days ago Reply
Muenchklerr...I'm pretty sure you were reponsible for getting MSW to post my sharkbite pic. So thanks, man. I wouldn't even have submitted it if Joggly hadn't practically begged me to. No idea what's involved in lobbying the powers-that-be in MSW to post anything other than waves, waves and more waves. Never bothered with blogs, forums or other interactive stuff before. I have even more respect for you and the usual suspects after scrolling down some of these strings into the distant past...like months ago and beyond. 'Nuff said...Yup!
Coelocanth135 days ago Reply
Dammit...stoopid faulty memory!!! I may have submitted the pic just before Joggly got on my profile page and pressured me to come forward with my story...then I started caring more about MSW actually posting it!
the vanity project135 days ago Reply
Is this the new version of rock-paper-scissors? Shotgun shoots coffee machine, coffee machine burns spatula, spatula spanks shotgun.
the vanity project139 days ago Reply
Dude, give it up with your Surf-art rant, MSW have seen your doodles, laughed their asses off and then discarded it like a jiz tissue …..I suggest you follow their lead….”No, we must never surrender, whatever the cost, we shall fight them on the beaches”
KILGORE136 days ago Reply
Sure is ... bigger WANKERS !
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III136 days ago Delete Reply
Ah Veeps, finally you have spoken too sooon. Please seee link below from Joggly for proof! Ahhhhhhhhh *relaxes knwoing veeps IS human and fallible after all*
the vanity project136 days ago Reply
teets teets teets, I have read that already, MSW are just teasing you, sat around their computer screens working out how to extend the joke on you. They dangled the juicy worm of a surf-art page and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. Infallibility restored! Now how do you like them apples? …….“Apple sauce bitch”
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III135 days ago Delete Reply
Listen Matt....Da-mooonnn.....you will be scoffing up your words and crying when it becaomes a reality, just ask jogglingtons, WE BELEIVE and if we make it , then the sort art forum will come....
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III135 days ago Delete Reply
surf* meh
sqirl140 days ago Reply
I miss commenting from work.....damn webfilter...do you think I have a case for emtional damages against my job??
the vanity project139 days ago Reply
They pretend not to care but they ALWAYS come back for a little bit of the Veeps!
the vanity project140 days ago Reply
Don’t think you will find much sympathy with the court pleading emotional damages in your job Sqirl, most judges would kill to be the Fluffer on a porn set.
sqirl139 days ago Reply
case in point......5 hours thats how long vagina profalctic's fluffer comment has been up.......no point in even trying to post a come back at this point!.........jenna jamison prefers a swirl action..
the vanity project139 days ago Reply
"swirl action" eh? and what does Ron Jeremy prefer?
sqirl139 days ago Reply
the vanity treatment....;P
sqirl141 days ago Reply
thanks alot.....I got stuck looking at that damn link.....luckily the dog started humping my leg and brought me out of it.......by that time i was alreay 3 hours deep.....talk about a late lunch......who do I bill those hours too?
Soutie141 days ago Reply
300? cool flick
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III141 days ago Delete Reply
fuck yeah! plus apparently i look like a much less ripped version of this chap!
Joggly 141 days ago Reply
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=112241 . Did you read ?
mantis142 days ago Reply
and whats up with the new name. alter ego or something?
mantis144 days ago Reply
good to be back teets. this site is where my friends are. yes, even you.
Soutie145 days ago Reply
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=67136 hahahaha
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
Knew I was right. Lets chalk that up as a victory for common sense shall we? P.S.….can’t remember the last time I was actually wrong about something, but I think it was way back in the early ‘80s. Me and my mates were doing Evel Kneivel style jumps over ‘willing’ volunteers laying down in a row with a homemade ramp of weather exposed rotting chipboard and some bricks. The tally was up to 4 people, I said I bet I could do 5……..turns out that I couldn’t.
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
My Raleigh Grifter let me down that day, way too many Spokey Dokeys on my wheels, couldn’t get enough air.
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
Ha Ha, look at me claiming I had a Raleigh Grifter, I actually had a Raleigh Boxer (the cheaper and less refined version) ….all the cool kids had the Grifter. Reckon I could have made the jump on a Grifter though, so really its my parents fault for being so damn cheap!….well that’s what I told the kid whos face I landed on anyway! (I bought him a bag of penny-chews to keep him sweet….not that he had any teeth left to chew them with though)
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III145 days ago Delete Reply
croikey i are you on speed or something, some kind of monologue-pro tablets you munching? i have iomages of you turning into Cornholio and jsut mumbling 'raleigh grifter'...."TP for my bunghole" and skaking 'penny chews' and paracetamol into your gullet and laughing....tough break on the kids face (geddit) but better him than the grifter. Oh wait, you had the shit version - for my sins i had An Apollo BMx which i swapped for a rather fruity "Superman" BMx off my mate, oor parents almost made us swap them back but i was insistent (it had red tyres for fucks sake!). On the other hand my other mate had a grifter but sold it and bought 4 rabbits. one was called DAZ and grew to be 2 stone in weight....it was massive!
Didier145 days ago Reply
Ah man i had a proper shan as Raleigh activator my parents got second hand! it did have suspension... but it didnt really move!
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
Muencklertinis are on me, lets getted Jimmed.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III145 days ago Delete Reply
hahah, god i wish we were all REAL friends we could actually say it and it mean something as opposed to having people jsut look at me weird 9well they do that anyway) but you get my point!? " oh man , last night was so Muecnhklerrrtastic, i was jimmed out of my fridgedairrrree!" or something.
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
Yeah best not to use the phrase at work in the courtroom though, I think the Judges prefer “Your Honour”.
the vanity project145 days ago Reply
But if a defendant gets a really heavy sentence then I think it is only fair to shout out “YOUR MUENCHKLERED!!!”
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III145 days ago Delete Reply
i can see it now... " well your honour, it is quite clear and we would submit tot he court that on this occasion not only was this total fucking muenchklerrr acting Muecnhklerrtastic , but he has in fact on the evidence jimmed himself. We shall leave it to the court to decide the appropriate sentence but on the facts we would respectfully recommmend at least 4 years hard muenchklerr with no jims for 3 years thereafter!"
Didier145 days ago Reply
Hahaha id love to see that! I know what you mean bout saying 'muenchkler' at work and people lookin at you funny. but then i said it to one guy and he agreed with me like he know what i was talkin about, which made me laugh. We should all meet up and have a huge Meunchkler party and get totally jimmed!
Soutie145 days ago Reply
forgive the ignorance, but what is this 'muenchkler' thing. bet you just an ambulace chaser anyway.
Shorey147 days ago Reply
if you make surf art one word it is sir fart haha
Shorey147 days ago Reply
Whatever man whatever.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III147 days ago Delete Reply
Sir fart is probably more appropriate. Arannhoiiihole can you please desist from creeping on to my page in the dead of night and leaving your dirty snail trail all over my keyboard? ta-wat
Shorey146 days ago Reply
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III146 days ago Delete Reply
Aroonhuoiiiii is the NEW BADDASS!!!! woopeee someone the whole family can hate! :)
The Nug Bug148 days ago Reply
Ich bin ein Muenchklerrtechnic. Ich habe un uber dorkelstein mit der caboosalshloshcer in der madchen.
Soutie148 days ago Reply
hahahahahahahaha caboosalshloshcer
Joggly 149 days ago Reply
I have a conspiracy theory that MSW have out sourced the photo uploading to landed locked India . They have listed the acceptance criteria as must contain wave , board , surfer , .com ? On a bright side the "sitting girl shots" and a return of magical sunsets gives a glimmer of hope. Maybe your protest haven't fallen on death ears. Goodluck.
The Nug Bug148 days ago Reply
conspiracy theory??....from you...unheard of....did you hear the conspiracy theory about fat kids and puppy dogs........well have you???....you've all been warned.
Joggly 148 days ago Reply
There's no such thing as " puppy Fat" ?
Shorey147 days ago Reply
What about the fat on a puppy?
the vanity project149 days ago Reply
Are you dyslexic in German as well? Google-translate seems to think so
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d151 days ago Reply
tok er jerbz !
the vanity project151 days ago Reply
Crayons, fuzzy felts or crepe paper montage???
Soutie152 days ago Reply
surf art? pity the wont let it on so we can have something to laugh about. hahahaha
Didier153 days ago Reply
Quick question, Ive done my knee in but im hoping to maybe get in the water this weekend, got any suggestions for strapping it up? ive got a tubigrip on at the mo but cant really leave that on in the water... any tips/suggestions?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III153 days ago Delete Reply
you can leave the tubey grip on mate, but to be honest, id leave it until you are sure you can take it....i know that sounds lame, but that extra week (its flat everywhere anyway) will make all the difference. if you are sure you want to surf (and common sense should dictate you dont!) then id strap it up heavy with some proper strapping and then buy one fo them flexi knee supports from a sp[orts shop for good measure, probly abot a tenner, i have one but probly too late to post?
Didier153 days ago Reply
Cheers fella appreciate it, i know i was thinking its probs best i leave it, i was considering justnot tryin to stand or anything but then if anything happens i really dont wanna be stuck out in the water and be able to get back in! Think i'll buy one of them sport strap things for when it is better just for the support, dont need to send me urs, but thanks for the offer lol.
Soutie152 days ago Reply
quick question, i just had quintuple bypass surgery and fancy going for a waves cause it is pumping. any amateur heart specialists out there fancy having a stab at some sound advice?
the vanity project151 days ago Reply
Again Soutie, same advice I gave to Did-Dids, Sponge it! That way you will be horizontal and there will be less strain on your heart as your newly installed valves wont have to work against gravity. Expect a period of adjustment and increased heart rate prior to entering the water at your local break, we can probably put that down to shame at trading in your board for a tea tray with all your peer group wetting their pants.
Didier148 days ago Reply
im sorry but gynocology is more my area of expertise....
Soutie148 days ago Reply
bunch of sick cunts
The Nug Bug148 days ago Reply
hahaahhaahah....better talk to dids hes the expert.....hahahaahaahah......better check the temp.....but where do i stick the thermometer......ahhhhhh there it is.
Didier147 days ago Reply
has anyone heard stephen lynch's song about a gynocologist? id find it on youtube but work has blocked it. is rather funny, worth checking out. (ps stephen lynch is not for those who are easily offeneded, you have been warned)
45 inches of fun 155 days ago Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hng-Ro-4bE
Didier161 days ago Reply
Do you know that a beard is a woman who marrys a gay man so as to cover up the fact that he is gay!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III160 days ago Delete Reply
hahah!!! life/art/crossover....i like it!!! i aint no beard, but my beard is a beard fck. also i have a freind called james beard! ooff
Shorey161 days ago Reply
When I 69 my chick I have a beard too but mine is nicer than yours.
Shorey161 days ago Reply
but my beard tastes nice and is self lubricating.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III160 days ago Delete Reply
licky licky bumbum!
Soutie162 days ago Reply
parklife, innit.
Didier162 days ago Reply
I went snorkling once in Malta, was actually really good, but i would have rather gone diving. Im hoping to go away somewhere this year and get my PADI cart. The bodyboarding sounds a little gay but im sure we can let you off. I had a pretty mean weekend, went to Download to see Limp Bizkit, Korn and Faith No More, only i got rather wasted and went over on my knee during Limp and cant really remember much of the rest! Now Im all strapped up and on ibuprofen! At least FNM have finally announced leeds so i can see what they were like as my memory is very hazy from friday.
Didier160 days ago Reply
Dude that sounds awesome, i saw nofx a few weeks back with the flatliners and snuff in london, was a really good gig, esp meeting a wicked punk chick who im now good mates with there! I go to leeds festival every year and i go to as many gigs as i possibly can so im pretty lucky! Last year i saw Rage Against the Machine at Leeds... that was possibly one of the best days off my life, straight after Less than Jake as well!!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III161 days ago Delete Reply
hoyl snadge what a trio! im suppsoed to be goign to Hyde park to see blur in a few weeks, vasmpire weekend are supporting and it should be good, but the Mrs may bail which means i shall save the penniths. FNM were brill when isaw them at donningtion in probly...97? haha it was ace, the chillis, foos and of all bands...Paradise Lost(!??!) remmeber them! Good times. Best gig i ever went to was napalm dearth supporting sepultrua supporitng machine head at wolverhamption civic hall(!!) - a massive swedish dde fell on me and snapped my ankle! Sadly not a scotch girl in sight....hope you feel better soon
Didier161 days ago Reply
I must hang my head in shame and admit that no... i didnt take her home as much as i wanted to. But i do have valid reasons, her and her mates went to see motley crue who were headlinging on another stage, and also we were staying in a hotel in nottingham not camping as we were just day trippers (its actually a 3 day event), and finally she had a boyfriend and after the cocktail of drink, tweeds, pills and ibuprofen i wasnt really in the best state of mind for charming her pants off!
Didier161 days ago Reply
oh yeah but the line up was amazing, Staind played earlier in the day but fred durst didnt come out and sing outside like i was hoping! Cant wait to see faith no more again at leeds in august. also thinkin bout goin to see pearl jam in berlin!
Didier159 days ago Reply
Hahaha id love to see cleetus! he's one of my heroes!!!! Did he sing the ol' classics "gator on the roof" and "redneck hoedown" ??
Didier163 days ago Reply
Welcome back Teetus Maximus, how was ur snorkling holiday?
Didier173 days ago Reply
Snorkeling?!?!?! why arent you goin diving? thats the same equivelant as being a booger!!!!!!! have fun tho fella, where bout in the med you headed?
the vanity project173 days ago Reply
Maybe he’s gone surfing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nice one Jesus, miracles do happen)
Didier173 days ago Reply
Hahaha!
Didier176 days ago Reply
HAHA.. ah dude that shitty gettin dropped in on all the time! Sounds like a f*ckin good weekend anyway like! I was in work so no waves for me... its actually been over a month since i last got wet so im in total withdrawl right now! I did however go up to Camden onsunday night to see sonic boom 6 and crashed at a friends house, so i had yesterday off work to recover and potter around camden a bit. Its shit workin away cos i have nowhere to keep my board in my digs and theres no surf here anyway. all the locals are into Kitesurfing, am thinkin bout havin a look at it but i dunno....
Didier180 days ago Reply
BRAAP BRAPP BIDDLY BIDDLY BRAAP! (gangsta muenkler stylee)
Soutie181 days ago Reply
i always thought he was singing stu-stu-stoooopido and canary love. i got shoes, they made of plywood. haha
Joggly 181 days ago Reply
Good luck and support with the uploads , MSW needs more magic to balance the . com pro shots ! Thanks
Soutie185 days ago Reply
i like this page, think i will stalk here a while.
Shorey188 days ago Reply
Yeah cheers mate. I am very lucky to be able to surf in boardies all the time. Dont even own a suit. If I lived over there I dont think I would surf much as I am allergic to cold water. lol. Keep charging bro.
Soutie188 days ago Reply
wrong Shorey, the calling is too strong.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III187 days ago Delete Reply
agreed, it would only take you one season,or indeed on summer in the uk to make you buy a winter suit and get charging mate! the desperation woudl kick in! :)
Soutie186 days ago Reply
in fact it is a psychological neccesity. it has been onshore for days. my kids had this little fucking piano thing that can be left on *repeat annoying tune mode*. I said had, because this morning i smashed it to tiny bits with a sledge hammer i keep in the shed.
the vanity project186 days ago Reply
You smashed your kid into tiny bits??? Sout-Souts you are old skool with the discipline.
Shorey184 days ago Reply
I suppose you guys are right but would definitly will need a bit of a push at first. Considering I have never surfed anything colder than like 17 - 18 degrees and all.
Soutie184 days ago Reply
Nope, sorry Shorey, i stand corrected, I must hold my hand up. You were right in the first place. You probably wouldnt cause you are a wussie.
Shorey184 days ago Reply
Thanks Soutie, if you say so.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III182 days ago Delete Reply
er can you guys all get the fuck off my page?! hahahaha!! im joking, shorey, id be glad to give you a SHOVE, Sou Sooutio im glad to hear the french are still keeping that rage brimming over and sqirl, well, you are jsut you aintcha! (ruffles hair in brotherly affection) :)
spongerdudette189 days ago Reply
Thanks for that info Teets. I've looked at the website, some good photos on there.
Didier191 days ago Reply
Riiigs..RIIIIIGS....IM TO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III189 days ago Delete Reply
*Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.*
the vanity project196 days ago Reply
3 instruments Snadgler? Jack of all trades, master of none eh? Stick to your pink oboe and start with the easy chords first, before long it will be freeform tantric jazz until dawn.
the vanity project196 days ago Reply
Olympian Fatima Whitbread stuck to javelin and look what she (he?) achieved. She may throw a curve ball in the looks department but you gotta respect her singular dedication for chucking spears.
Didier197 days ago Reply
BIDDLY BIDDLY!
Didier196 days ago Reply
Snarf Snarf!
Mel in Florida198 days ago Reply
ah, thank you. I can always use words of wisdom from Muenchklerrrr
Mel in Florida200 days ago Reply
My french old french teacher told me that bollucks means balls, is that correct? just wondering.. lol
portpipe210 days ago Reply
she never will learn.
Mel in Florida204 days ago Reply
lol no... i won't :)
Didier214 days ago Reply
dude have you seen that twat from falmouth has started having a go at doobie.. man 2 twat gobshites who think theyre pros.. could be funny, keep and eye out!
Didier223 days ago Reply
biddly biddly.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III222 days ago Delete Reply
biddly biddly boo!!
ANUELL231 days ago Reply
Thanks for supporting my Hossegor Photo! Thanks!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III230 days ago Delete Reply
no problem,. i really liked it! the colours are good!
Truthfully198 days ago Reply
something positive, that does not portray a problem from you! Anything's possible with a facelift.
Sand_Muncher233 days ago Reply
Hahaha you boys dont have a fucking clue! Before you start trying to jib me off again why don't you sit back and ask yourselves why your sat working in a shitty office...probably a call centre 5 days a week and not doing what im doing...getting paid to surf! Oh yeah...beacuse your all fucking weak and have tiny balls and worry too much about your pretty faces. I put my mind to being good at something and got there...you guys are just pathetic! And just to let you super inteligent motherfuckers know...i was too old to compete the euro juniors in 2008! I did infact pick up sponsership with beach beat, DC and pure blue water...move to peniche to surf tubos and ML everyday and got payed to go to the North Shore and enter comps around the world! I also came 31st in the world under 21's and qualified for the WQS! DICKHEADS! You have made a bit of a tit out of yourself mate to me and my mate jayce who's here with me, and im sure you know, and the rest of the st ives crew. Well at least u provided us with some entertainment. Im going to find you if i ever come to wales...and cream myself laughing at you and your meunchler friends in the water! Have fun thinking about the fact you will be sat in an office until your 65 slaving away and writing shitty comments on the internet about something you havn't got a clue about while we get to surf everyday. I really hope you and your forum buddies think long and hard about that...and then think about who needs to get a life! Ummmmmm...YOU!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III232 days ago Delete Reply
ps - oh no jayce doesnt like us either!!! waaaaaaaaahhh!!!!he is right though we are very very handsome...
Didier232 days ago Reply
Wow you really are an arrogant cunt arent you!! Haha i mean i have no pretentions about my surfing capabilities, im ok not great but then i havent been surfing since i was a kid either. It makes me laugh that you think you have to be a *pro* surfer to enjoy surfing and to have the right to talk about it. And dont make assumptions you know fuck all about.. yeah i work in an office, however that office changes every couple of month as i move round the country working on different sites and gettin paid a shit load of money for it, so i can afford to go and surf in different places. Id love to get paid to surf but i know thats not gonna happen and it isnt for most people so we get on with our everyday doldrum lives and and surf whenever the hell we can cos that what we love to do. I would normally get behind any brit who has the potentional to be a great surfer and compete on the top level.. but you, i hope you crash and burn and i would love to be there when the bubble bursts, and cos you dont have a real job and no money once those *sponsors* drop you, you have to go out on the street and suck dick just to afford some surf wax! CUNT!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III232 days ago Delete Reply
Haha Sandie, you really are a walking talking advert for Mencap. Dont you realise you are writing shitty comments on this forum too about things you clearly dont understand - about people you have never met and once again proving beyond any doubt that despite your supposed *talent* you have the brain of a pre-pubescent snail. Im really proud of you for getting paid to surf, ive been shacked at ST too, and visited Portugal/France many a time - on my own money no less!! And you know what? im not bad a surfer either, but geuss what, i also have a career as a lawyer (yep thats right, money, success, respect - all the things you clearly crave) i also get paid to play in a band AND i have so many friends (albeit i dont need to mention their names because lets face it, i dont have enough room and im not as insecure as you) that they would fill st ives 10 times over. But you know what, like didier said, surfing is about happiness, fun and being good to one another, noone else has a problem with me, but seemingly because you are some kind of superstar you think you have a right to tell people where to get off? The saddest thing about you is that, in your little world you think what you think and say are important - they are not to anyone else. some minor companies want to shove some money your way? to exploit your talent until it vanishes (i give u 1 year)? great! but nothing you have written establishes your opinion beyond the fact that its clear you are a nasty piece of work. As i said before, the best surfers are the ones who not only are good in the water, but are modest and epitomise surfing soul and spirit or the *stoke*. You are the opposite; you are a nasty, vindictive, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, egotistical little piece of shit and whilst i support UK surfers wholeheartedly you are the cancer at the root of the sport - you think highly of yourself but there are 10 year olds in europe better than you and you know what? There are thousands of *kooks* all over the world better than you - not becasue they surf better but because they have the sense to realsie nothing lasts forever, being nice to people costs nothing, and people like you will always be forgotten. As i mentioned earlier, id get some help, maybe some therapy because when your mouth finally fucks you up - which it surely will, i hope you remember all of us *little* people who have something more to our life than just surfing. All you have demonstrated is that despite your skill as a surfer, i wouldnt even take the time to scrape you off my shoe.
Didier232 days ago Reply
I must admit i thought the part about having tiny balls was quite funny. talk about irony!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III232 days ago Delete Reply
yes, our tiny balls and beautiful faces stop us from surfing and being paid - shit if i knew it was that easy id have got the face lift and the ball job sooner!!! of course we woudl all be pros if our mummy and daddy bought us boards and lived by the sea - thats the only difference as i see it; im a fairly good surfer and i was born in the Midlands, and moved to Wales on my own - and taught myself....i didnt have the silver spoon seaside treatment! as you said, when the arrogant little twat wakes up he will perhaps realise maybe he spoke too soon (and in the meantime id love to see his attitude go down with the langland boys...! id pay to see it!)
SurfingsAsource230 days ago Reply
Spot on that Muenchkler!! You really told him. I totally agree with everything you say, twats like him jeopardize the sport for all its beauty. I hope he finds his true self, or the reef finds him!!
Soutie186 days ago Reply
the jury is eating out of your hand after bthat one.
Didier233 days ago Reply
Morning Fella. just been reading the exchange between you and sandie vag, quite funny! my brother actually used to ive in Falmouth, i'll have to ask him if he knows this guy. So how did was ur weekend? I got drunk on sat night and pulled a right Muenchkler... Bad Times!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III233 days ago Delete Reply
oh lame! im sure the tache more than made up for the ex?i grew one for Movember last year (November everyone grows a tache for charity from scratch) rasied £100!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III233 days ago Delete Reply
hey hey diddles - actualyl quite similar, junky 3 foot here on sat, got bombed wiht the Mrs and the lads, felt Meunchklerred all morning on sunday, but dragged myself in , after 2/3 Munechkllerrs i Jimmed about 5 in succession, and was amped - but then i got the old *My arms hurt, need water 1 mile walk bakc to car* headache! haha, good session though! Yeah sand muncher is kind of funny, jsut you average teenage cornish *pro* lol
Didier233 days ago Reply
Well we had no waves so i didnt even get wet. Was my mates bday and we had all grown tashes for the event. Anywayi bumped into my ex and then decided the best way forward was copious amounts of Tequila.... i'll leave it at that but needless to say the night all went a bit muenchkler!
Didier233 days ago Reply
Actually mine was a bit shit lol. I def think we should bring it back like. Times are hard.. recession and everything, i think it would be the perfect distraction! Oh yeah i def want a muenchkler would go tee!! also i tried to find the facebook group the other day but nothing came up, got a link?
the vanity project236 days ago Reply
Morning Teets, think it has been remove-ified by MSW, vanished into the ether?? Now now MSW we were only having a gentle laugh with Jim, considering some of the vile jokes that are posted (and remain) on the 'community forums' i'd say it was pretty tame. Politics man, why censor one and not the other??
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III236 days ago Delete Reply
really? that sucks balls! do we really get censored when there are friggin dirty pervs talking jive about some 14 year old lass on a board...jesus! im genuinely shocked!
Didier238 days ago Reply
I was thinkin we should create a Jim Muenchkler Appreciation group on faceboko earlier! You get it done and when i get home for work tonight ill add it. And no i dont think its stalking until we actually get on flights and go find him in person. Till then i think its just harassment!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III237 days ago Delete Reply
done it!! *Muenchklerr would go*...hahhaha
Didier237 days ago Reply
Wicked i'll find it tonight lol. hahaha how far do you think we can take this? Shall we register C.U.M as a business on wall street? get ppl to buy shares in the company?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III237 days ago Delete Reply
that is a cracking idea! also, maybe companies house!! haha, ive actualyl designed a t shirt too! :) ills end u some linkes soon. in the menatime its 3 ft + and clean today so im outta here this avvoooo
mantis238 days ago Reply
thanks I think. I believe maybe you were reaching out to me in a strange teets way regarding quit smokes support. maybe you aint so bad. I guess I should not heckle you anymore about miki. now I feel bad.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III238 days ago Delete Reply
dont worry odl boy, Miki would love you me, and munechklerr, so i guess we are all the same in the end. Love you too! teeeetss
Didier238 days ago Reply
Did u realise you can look at a pics stats.. i clicked on the muenchkler pic where is says *3 users* have added to fav. (me, u n VP btw) and has a break down of the ratings etc....
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III238 days ago Delete Reply
haha really> Muenchklerr wouold be proud!!! well done didds. by the way VEEP has orgainsed a committee wiht you nad me as vice chairpersons - (known as CUM) i think VEEP is secretary and treasurer, i have nominated Sqirl as merchandise master. im literally ordering tshirts saying *Thats a Muenchklerr* and *Muenchklerr would go!* as we speak.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III238 days ago Delete Reply
oops, you are vice, ill be chair. or both. dont care kicks work's ass.
Didier238 days ago Reply
He thinks its all Muenchkler......IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III238 days ago Delete Reply
ITS MUECNKLED NOW BABY!!!!
Soutie239 days ago Reply
teets, sort out the jsut problem please.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III238 days ago Delete Reply
sorry clown lord, im a littul bet dyslexipops so i dont alwyas get it just right....
Didier240 days ago Reply
Teets im so glad you've found a new phrase this week. I got biddly stuck in my head, and started saying it everytime someone walked in the office.. not good considering they already think im sad for sittin on here all day!!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III239 days ago Delete Reply
didier, if you prefer we could jsut call it *biddly muenchkler* - i think in both our offcies any time anyone screws up we call it biddly biddly muenchklerrrr and then jsut look smug like people should know what we are on about...its the new thing i tells you!!!:)
mantis242 days ago Reply
ok teets, eyes gotsta know. who the hell is bidley and is he related to miki dora?
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III310 days ago Delete Reply
not really tourettes or dyslexic - no excuse, jsut burble out whatever pops into my massive heed!! :D
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III313 days ago Delete Reply
soutie its Fatima Whitbread!!!!javelin chucker and lesbo queen!
Soutie314 days ago Reply
teets, who is in that profile pic of yours ? virginia wade or what?
Stephen Scullion319 days ago Reply
hey cheers for the comment mate, to be honest though i cant remember what happened but your right about it not barreling at this size, i went over there thinking i might get some good barrel shots...didnt even get one, gutted.
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