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the vanity project1297 days ago +60 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Morning guff face, thought you might like this. http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2011/20110519_atlantichurricaneoutlook.html
mantis1423 days ago +67 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OI whats up lawyer? fancy that, i thought they had killed you
Didier1418 days ago +52 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You cant kill a Muenchkler! Theyre pure Energy!!
the vanity project1450 days ago +55 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Riddle me this you old tool bag: “If a round peg fits in a round hole and a square peg fits in a square hole, why isn’t my knob the shape of an axe?”
mantis1449 days ago +51 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
huh? why is yo penis not the shape of an axe due to :? cause you like lumber jacks and how they grip the shaft? cause you know the way around the business end of wood? cause mother nature wasn't so kind to you and things are thin, narrow and sharp? I dont get it VP? And I speak in riddles?
the vanity project1447 days ago +75 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You of all people must have heard of this term Manty. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hairy+axe+wound
Coelacanth1447 days ago +65 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Heeeeeeere's Johnny!!!
Coelacanth1664 days ago +67 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Alright Facebook friend...Have you been locked in a cage(like Mel) with the Ms's(?) test monkeys or teaching them how to surf or what? Get back on MSW and give Veeps and the rest of us some of your provocations...You ARE missed. Veeps just won't admit it...so I'm doing it FOR him...and us. Plus we(OK, maybe it's just me) really miss your 'art'. =0
Sneakybadger 1715 days ago +63 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You back for good Meunchles?
Sneakybadger 1740 days ago +18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hello mate, Magicseaweed have graciously offered a deal in order to allow Sqirl back on the threads. What is proposed is that 50 users email general@magicseaweed.com and ask for his return, he will then be reinstated with his profile. If you could do that/want him back then please do. One more thing, please don't mention this on the image or news threads as this will break the terms of the deal. Cheers!
the vanity project1748 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You’re being very un-Jim
Dicer1754 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Muenchkler!!! Where the flip are you mate?!
Didier1772 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
How goes it dude? I have made it to new zealand, but not without a little drama... got hit by a hurricane in the cook islands! was frackin scary man!!
the vanity project1777 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Msw have been on safari this week, shorey’s been capped twice, and squizzer has been profile hopping again. Getting any of this chunky swell?
Didier1823 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ITSSSSSSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Sneakybadger 1824 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ello buddy, great job on the mustache, it has inspired me to do it next year! Have a great xmas my son, BLAM!!
Portpipe1824 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks for all the funny interesting and down right bizzare reading http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4852043&id=590655389#/photo.php?pid=4853280&id=590655389&fbid=249303430389
mantis1829 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and of course merry Christmas, happy hanukkah or whatever it is you lawyers celebrate ol bean. you've been a little absent lately. hope everything is cool.
mantis1835 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok, i am going to try and be serious for a second. thank you for the hard yards. didier and ISC(XXX) got things rollin for me and i cant have them beat me. My competitive nature. But, suck my balls, Tickle my ass with as feather? huh I said "Very nice weather"
mantis1842 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, this is a good cause and I would be happy to contribute. I can still contribute even though its not November right? ISC set a high bar I noticed.
mantis1842 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dam, I hit enter on your movember before I had a chance to leave a message. so here is my message-lick my balls
mantis1842 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ass breathe? lol. ok then. court been adjourned till Jan 29. Of course the police have scummed out and changed their statement of events to just blatant lies. I called the constable the other day to ask why they have decided to scum out (in a nut shell) and the constable hung up on me. So I called back and the constable wouldnt take my call. Queensland police are the biggest bunch of chicken sh#t people you will ever come across. Now, let me have a look at this sponsor thing
Didier1847 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hows the sponsorship going? Here's a little something for inspiration! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDaeLs69i4. You gonna shave it off tomorrow?
the vanity project1850 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
that website is pure gold. nice find. just my cup of tea
Didier1850 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tea.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mmmmm teeetsssss
Dicer1845 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Tea teeeeets mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
somethign weird is going on...my comments are being deleted and they are nice ones not bad ones!!! MSW ed? God? What is going on up there?
the vanity project1850 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Something weird is going on...your comments are nice ones not bad ones!!! MSW ed? God? What is going on up there?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ordinarily funny but a bit 'middle of the road' from you...cmon i knowits friday and probably 'cake day' at work but at least try veepstallion!
Coelacanth1850 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Actually...this is an improvement for him of late. You should have seen how uninspired Veeps was while you were away in China Sir MO-etc.! It was AWFULL...compared to what we've come to expect from him, of course!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
ah well...i am his muse! not to be confuised with your new-found love of Muse, the band. Now you can feel superior and smug when people in america call them 'The Muse!' haha. Soory i have been cyber stalking your re-education in 'new' music, its like watching a lovely foetus climb out of its sticky crysalis and blink at the sun! :)
Coelacanth1850 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah...well, the older you are...like me...the more it all seems to be recycled at best...or marketing at it's worst! I need people to show me quality stuff these days 'cause I'm not immersed in it like you young whipper-snappers(pointing cane at old PC screen!)hehehe(laughing like demented old man!)
Coelacanth1850 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm even kinda avoiding news and current events these days...except for the PBS McNiel News Hour at 6 PM...so as far as metamorphosising metaphores go...I'm more like a night-loving moth...and about as colorful.
Dicer1852 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey bro, just read your pleas on Veeps profile......SW-10-14ft......this weekend......think Falmouth eastwards and you should do fine, may see you sporting your tache!
the vanity project1851 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Aww man. I was gonna keep him guessing for another day at least Dicer. Yep, Stivvies or down to Dicers patch would be your best chance, also you will have the added security of Dicer’s lifeguarding (read: inappropriate touching) skills to call upon should your night at ShirtLifters take its toll on the wave fitness. I have bigger fish to fry this weekend or I would have been up for a wavesky with you and the Hoff.
Dicer1851 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha ha! Veeps you f*cker! That's just our little secret bro, not that kinda guy to put it about to everyone........on another note my girlfriend came across some Speedos during an evening session last night and it made me crease up cos the S had been "rubbed" away to leave peedos! claaaaassss.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1851 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha - 'my girlfriend found...' ok dude seriously we all know you have a drawer full of em!
Dicer1851 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I thought at the time you're not going to believe it, okay, okay I bought them.....here's a clip of a local hero utilising them to good effect.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyPhG8RAggI
Meunchkkleeerrr III1851 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaah mesmerising and somehwat arousing...is that wrong? is THAT YOU???? urrhhh i feel dirty...need a shower..
Dicer1851 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you have to get aroused that's the law! he's a chum from the ol'school a regular at Portreath vortex and top bloke but goofy and thats not natural ;)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1850 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha well hes doing some pretty sexy stuff on them there waves although i dont know how much of that is the nutsack power being released from the 'peedos'. Have to say though, i know you are a drop knee expert but dont you sometiems get tempted to stand up all the way? preusmably the transistion form drop kneeing to actually stand-up surfing would be pretty easy? Not a criticism my man, jsut an honest Q from am imbecile..;D
mantis1852 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well SOB. you decided to join us again.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1852 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah but unchker hopw are you? still dsicussing the finer points of electro-groove-rock-jazz with diddles? hehe. Anyway since you have loads of money you ozzy sponger sponsor my MO you flamin galaaaaaaa!!http://uk.movember.com/mospace/258384
Didier1853 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome home dude. China was good i take it? Unfortunate you didnt get any surfing done. Lookin forward to moving then? Me and the new missus (thats right bagged me a hottie!!) were talking bout goin to Oz in the new year, gonna try and get jobs and stay over there for a year or summit. Its either that or New Zealand with my aunty and uncle... Monseiur Didier is about to go international!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1853 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wow family NZ you kept that under your belt butt munch! congrats on not only being a scrounger and a benefit bummer, but also pulling too! Dammit you are liek thso annoying students, sexing and sleeping all day! hehe. Well ozz is terrific but NZ is where my sights are set too mon amis..the mrs and i are thinking of giving it a bash for a year in about 18 months...in fact you can warm it up for me! :)
Didier1853 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha yeah my aunt and uncle moved out there about 5 or 6 yrs ago, havent been to visit yet like. But they have a beach house which they have said i can stay in as long as i like.... If i do end up out there you'll have to stop by, the ladies can talk girlie things and we can get drunk and go surfing.. tho maybe not in that order! Loving the bum lifestyle, although its better than being a student as i now have money put away from working hard for the last few years so i can enjoy myself. I have taken to cooking and baking things.. made the best pizza in then world last week, from scratch! Full respect on teh movember effort btw. I would do it but last time i tried to grow a tash i didnt shave for over a month and still had to use some mascara to thicken it out. I have total fascial hair envy!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1853 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha thanks for the Movember props, but to be honest i look like a gay biker, mexcian crossover and the looks jsut get werider and werider. Well monsieur moneybags u can sponsor me if u like on the linka the top and im filing the above comment in my , people i can bother in 2 years time and go "remember when you said....." section!! hahahaa
Didier1853 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
consider a donation made... Do it man, i'll be disappointed if you wer there and didnt holla at ur boy! whats the wave situation your way at the mo? Ive had more waves the last 2 weeks than ive had pretty much all year, has been lots of fun even though ive spent most the time out of breath getting pounded and generally just getting muenchklered.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1853 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well there wasnt much surf around shanga dizzley or hanoi as the typhoons had not kicked in proeprly, but there was a shite load of snow that got me stuck ona friggin train so i snowboarded a bit wiht a lot of mad chinksters..had some good session last week but starting to get weekenditus as in - nothing gets done now for 5 months whilst i can only surf at weekends. Went out on a full on bender as a pre-movember training session and got in at 4, was down oxwich bay for 7;30 muenchklerring my teets off as i had no strength. did get a couple fo cheeky head washes though whcih made up for my pitiful hungover takeoffs and grab rails into the sand! :)
Didier1853 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah i realised that sitting behind a desk for months is really not condusive to keeping fit and surfing well. i did 3 duck dives in a row the other week and i had pure brain freeze, was in agony. the north sea is starting to turn a bit nippy!
Didier1852 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have you done it like sqirl?? I started looking at it yesterday but there seemed to be alot of stuff to read and i wasnt really in the mood!
Didier1872 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hows it going dude? Im off for a surf for the first time in a few months.. Proper excited! Love being on the dole!
Coelacanth1872 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
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harveywallbanger1884 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha ha good scene, still bummed you forgot me in the guess our age thing "wipes tear" :) Will do mate, let the games begin//
the vanity project1883 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Teets, who is this guy again? ;-)
Didier1887 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! I got paid off today! Nothing but Surfing, Fishing, Drinking and Filandering until the new year!!
the vanity project1889 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yep, had Sunday at godgods as well, was a bit of a slalom really, didn’t get many but thankfully only one proper spanking, meunckeled a couple though, didn't see any beardies out there
Didier1894 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok mate I got a NEW game... Inspired by long debates I would have with friends as a young skateboarder... What song/piece of music would you have in your section of a Surf Vid should you ever be good enough to feature in one.... GO!
Sneakybadger 1894 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
eetch, thats a tough one...OK GO - Here it goes again, or if some how i turned into an absolute charger --Craig Armstrong , O Verona! This One---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJvnVWhuNtk
Coelacanth1894 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Immediate reaction w/out benefit of deliberation...or vast exposure, knowledge or recall: 1) "Planet Claire" The B-52s ; 2)"I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)!"
Coelacanth1894 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Whoa...Badger...that's for chargin' dark, demonic, massive Margaret River slab monsters. For MY third and possibly last choice for cleaner, less lethal, 'stand up' waves/barrels..."Travelin' Light", Eric Clapton(originally J.J.Cale)
Sneakybadger 1894 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Clapton is a legend! good song choice as well! I can see it now, cruising 4-6 foot anchor's on a light offshore! Nomnomnom
Sneakybadger 1894 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I recon "I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)!" would be good for a stand up wipeout section!? very fitting lyrics!
Didier1893 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Love both Clapton and JJ Cale! Good choice there Coelocanth. Havent managed to see yours yet Badge as no youtube access at work. For a fun light hearted section, smashing plenty of lips and getting nicely barreled, id maybe go for Backyard by the Mad Caddies. For that Heavy Section where you are just running from monsters something foreboding like Rob D - Clubbed to Death.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1893 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
GTP GTP!!!! ok dudes this is what id have....for a thumping 10 foot plus session at J Bay...early doors and still semi darkness , id have Songs for the Deaf by QOTSA, then id have a really mellow sunset sessions, you know as it gets fatter coming up the beach so nice big fishy carves and lines something like Santeria by Sublime and then finally as the sun goes down and it backs off, so fun barrelss and all the boys hooting each other and scoring the final few waves at dusk (ok not dusk in SA but lets say Praa for arguments sake) The Cave by Mumford and Sons....in fact id have Awake my Soul by Mumofrd and sons right at the start whent he sun is coming up too....check here for their shizzle.........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay1z1Z0p6Xg
Meunchkkleeerrr III1893 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
in summary: Dawn...sun rising in hi-res hi speed...AWAKE MY SOUL by Mumford and Sons, then as it gets big and barrelly , QoTSA SONGS FOR THE DEAF, then clips of fish carving (aka sprout) and mini air jumps at midday SANTERIA by SUBLIME and then cut to really spitting rippable Bells or somewhere wiht INTERVENTION by arcade fire (but the church organ re-edit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7ZWfvCjBE) and finally, sun down, the boys hooting, falling laughing, Hi res, speed-sundonw and fade to black wiht THE CAVe by Mumford and sons....oh yeah that would be sweet right there...
Sneakybadger 1893 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha, Mad caddies are awesome! I forgot they existed momentarily, good choice! QOTSA are pretty sweet also.
mantis1892 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll get in on this. The Miracles "I'm just a love Machine" And I won't work for nobody but you
Didier1892 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha Manteets thats class. Only this morning was I singing that at one of the supervisors at work who has turned into somewhat of a lethario of late. Teets, Santeria!!!! AWESOME choice! If anyone says Jack Johnson can we give them a virtual slap? I want to know what the girls would go for... Ladies???
Coelacanth1892 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You guys made me do some time traveling from my dark distant past into the light of the recent past and present...thanks to YouTube! Good picks there, Sir Muenchklertron! I had become 'comfortably numb'! I'm now a fan of QOTSA, Sublime(Terranaomi...rrrruff!), Arcade Fire, and Mumford & Sons...at least in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_zuWHrLdI&feature=related . One final submission from me...A Dick Dale and Stevey Ray Vaughan combined effort on "Pipeline"...with some great, funny, 'blasts from the past' video clip edits! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw55XhTehg&feature=related . Mantis, until we here something about your trip to meet the girls in Barcelona, the jury's still out about you being a "Love Machine". I hope that's still on for you or else I'm gonna feel awful about what I just said!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1892 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahah nice!!! i like that stuff too!!! all good ones guys...right now im off to bother veeps as im down his neck of the woods this weeky!!
the vanity project1892 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK peepsters here’s the Veepsters! My surf vid would be me nailing the shizzleshazzle out of Shippies. If I get spanked by the lip my music choice would be Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” possibly followed by “take my breath away” as I negotiate a 2 wave hold down. Either that or a bit of footage of me dropping in on Soutie and playing Smokey Robinson’s “tears of a clown”! YEEWWWWW! I would also like to have a montage of me signing surf merchandise with a dead look in my eyes, as Veepster has become a corporate sellout weathered by years of soul destroying marketing promotions, perhaps cut to a sequence of me staring at the surf with a look of regret and “love don’t live here anymore” playing in the background. Fade to credits…Fin…………Box set available at all good retailers
Coelacanth1892 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I forgot to give a thumbs up to Did's choice of "Clubbed To Death" by Rob D!...This was also new...or unrecognized...(music/artist) to me...But I did see the movie "Blackhawk Down" years ago! Just didn't realize this was some of the foreboding theme music from that great, gut-wrenching movie. The scenes of the helicopters taking off and then flying in attack formation over the Somali coastline...with the surf below them...reminded me of that other great, now classic, film "Apocalypse Now". "Ride Of The Valkyries" anyone? KILGORE?
Coelacanth1892 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dammit...forgot to include the YouTube link to the "Clubbed To Death"/"Blackhawk Down" video clip. Here it is:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ2BgjmvakM&feature=related Way to go Dids...Good one!
Didier1891 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you much Coelocanth. I had forgotten it was on Blackhawk Down. Great film and great scene flying over the surf. Although if there are any ex-skaters out there who may have seen Rodney Mullen Vs Deawon Song vid they might recognise it from Mullens opening section. Also I have a feeling it may have been on the matrix? Veeps hilarious as usual. Love the Sledgehammer suggestion. How much is the box set and what extras does it come with? Can i get a signed copy?
Spongerdudette1891 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Music for a surf vid hhmmm, several come to mind. I like Sneakybadger's I get knocked down and VP's Sledgehammer, but I like a bit of Motown...say Bernadette by the Four Tops or Paint it black by the Rolling Stones.
Spongerdudette1891 days ago -13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah I do know that The Stones isn't Motown he he.
Spongerdudette1891 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This computer is doing my head in....it's putting comments in all the wrong places!!!
Sneakybadger 1891 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I already have my own section..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UKM2Zwlw5U&feature=player_embedded
Sneakybadger 1891 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha, classic!
Coelacanth1891 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha Tumbleweed...may I shorten that to T'weed? Thanks. Add to favorites list! No charge! But I owe you.
Coelacanth1891 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Veeps...here's another choice to sing along to while you're being held 'down below' at Shippies...Stumbled onto this Aussie band named 'The Cruel Sea'...which was the name of a 'Ventures' song (much copied by the Japanese!?)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBdtZDKhhCA&feature=fvw Check out the link to the original version of "Down Below" by Jimmy Little...a very popular, ethnic Aborigine country singer in Oz...Who knew? Ain't YouTube great?
Didier1890 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I want to add another song to my section.. All along the watchtower! Forgot how much I LOVE this song. (Listening to it right now in a state of complete euphoria) So my section would go.... Opening.. Hendrix - All along the watchtower, with some nice looooooooong barrels. Then Rob D - Clubbed to death, running from some Shippies style MONSTERS. Finally MAd Caddies - Backyard with some small waves smashing up some lips, messing about, a few nice airs and a few wipeouts. Now I just need to be get good enough to do all this and make a video!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1889 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ahh i like Veeps 'ironic' music selection....very nice! Have to say that Spnger has it WIREd with the 4 tops...maybe when im picking up bits of my board in the shorebreak at wiamea id have 'Just walk away Renee!" too haah. Oh and another good inclusion but already over anEXCELLENT VID (dids if you liek skating especially) is : BRILL VID - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5gC-ziH2w
soutie1877 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good question. would riders on the storm be to obvious and posey? the tinkling piano would be great for a slow mo power barrel though. how about Led Zep III, since ive been lovin you (before the singing starts); floyd fearless or a bit of Bauhaus?
soutie1877 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkjv9SscotY
soutie1877 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually how bout the intro to Van Halen, dirty pictures, befor david starts ball squeaking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rS3itMibE..
soutie1876 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually, how bout this for truely never been done of a surf vid but should have, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtNe4DfEyo
mantis1910 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"teach cubs and badgers cycle profficiency despite the court order" LOL! that was good
mantis1910 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for the heads up. You da man. Again I owe you. Cheques in the mail. However find yourself down this way, trips on me to a point. You pay for your own hookers
mantis1904 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and when I say R.V., I'm not talking about a little toyota. I'm talking about a full size tour bus with disco ball, dance floor, fully stocked bar, captain chairs with beer holders, strippers and strip pole, rockin sound system, the lot. I'm over ruffing it and getting back to nature. My idea of camping these days is parking the tour bus in front of a great break out of town and having the surf to ourselves
mantis1904 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
sorry squirel, joggly, teets for deleting your comments. It was an accident, not censorship
mantis1911 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have responded to your question on my page. OK, for the record, I am no angel but I am a good person. But I know from experience when dealing with the queensland police in court, do what you have to. I used to think go into court and tell the truth. The truth will set you free. But not her in Queensland. the police here are unbelievable. They lie, cheat and steal their way through a court room. E.G. the guy in front of me in court was charged with running a red light, reckless driving, attempting to evade police and more. The guys driveway was on the other side of the intersection of the red light. HE WAS PULLING INTO HIS DRIVEWAY INSTEAD OF STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION AND WAS CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTING TO EVADE POLICE!!. I could tell you even worse stories. We had a very bad problem with police corruption back in the 80's here. A lot of people went down. And it seems to be back. And our mayor is an ex cop. great. We just had another person die last week while in custody of the police. Its terrible.
soutie1909 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Queensland coppers are pooftas. Old SAP, they were the fricken buisness dude. Wouldnt want to cross them but if you killed an intruder in your spot, it was s a given that they would place a deadly weapon in his cooling hand.
Coelacanth1917 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome back Globetrotter!...New art work I see. Has a kind of Dali-esque quality to it. Travel inspired no doubt. Alright...let's hear all about your trip. Veeps missed you very much, btw.
the vanity project1917 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Balls
Meunchkkleeerrr III1917 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey hey fudgemonkeys, im back. Yes, im in a cheap suit, in an over-warm office, and back on MSW like typhoid fever....im definitely NOT on holidays anymore and back in work!! Had a cracker in portugal, some really nice 4 foot glassy (quite step barelly/ hoss -waves)for about 4 days and i shall upload some surfing/skim boarding pics and footage shortly. I love that word footage, like some kind of kinky ankle porn. HOW ARE YOU ALL???
Didier1917 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Glad you had a good trip mate, Things are ok this end not much to tell, all work and no play makes Dids a dull boy!
Coelacanth1916 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Am I missing something? Neither Sqirl nor Soutie are capable of being that BORING! They are capable of many other things...but not THAT!
Didier1916 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Personally i think theyre funny as fuck! You always need some dick to point fun and and rip the piss out of.. there's only so far you can take the surfer/bodyboarder banter!
Coelacanth1912 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Correct me if I am wrong Dids...I probably am...but weren't you sorry when AwangAtang was 'disappeared'? Not even one attempt at humor from him.
mantis1926 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
been a small delay in my trip. drove my car into a tree. know any good lawyers?
soutie1917 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'll answer for him: not even one.
Didier1928 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hows it goin fella? seen much action lately?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1927 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hello mate - been in for 6 days straight since last Friday! Knackered, but trying to get paddle fit as im off to lisbon on sunday for 1 wek, then chinkland early Novemberrr! :) How are you?
Didier1927 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Im not to bad fella, it been pumping ur way? I realised the other day that it was actually in june i was last in the water... bad times. Just moved sites and have no board with me and it looks like lowstoft (where i am currently hold up) is gonna be pumpin in the next few days! Gutted. Gonna see if i can find some nice locals who can help a brother out! Lisbon should be good, let me know how it goes man.
Dicer1935 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice one brrrrrrrrrrro (in a club singer styleee)
Coelacanth1933 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
With a few appletinis under his belt?
Mel in Florida1935 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mockin me eh? LOL I love it!
Coelacanth1935 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I wondered what you meant, Mel, about him mocking you, until I just now looked under Sir Muenchklerr's profile name. hahaha
Mel in Florida1935 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha good stuff
Dicer1935 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers Teets, er I mean Muenchkler, don't know what got in to me. I had to serve it up couldn't let it be. Plus "stylin mike" was spewing and deserved some woop-ass. sadly never graduated to stand-up, only managed to get half up half down (DK) and it's stayed that way. People stop and stare when I'm hobbling in that positon down to the waters edge like Gollum. Oh the cruelty!!!
Coelacanth1939 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I finally checked out your Panda video on YouTube. Thanks a lot...Now I'm hooked on Corky and The Juice Pigs! Haha. They're great! I only caught them once on MAD TV...Didn't realize they were such a phenomenon! I bookmarked as much of their videos as I could find. Loved the "...Only Gay Eskimo" song. Wish YouTube had their original "The Dolphin Boy" instead of the home made videos using their song.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1935 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah they are very much underrated! the gay eskimo one is often wrongly attributed to Tenacious D (JB has been quoted as saying "he wishes" or similar words to that effect) It is legendary and an excellent , drunken song with pals!
Coelacanth1939 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wowza there Rembrandt...er I mean Sir Muenchklerr...pretty good job on the conceptual tattoo art. You had some impossibly difficult ideas to incorporate and the 'finer' details are visibly lost at that scale. Too bad. That WOULD be a F'D UP tattoo...but not as bad as some on that list! How about giving my 'Leaping, Frisby Catching Labrador Retriever in Grassy Meadow(near background)...With Dog Park/(Mine Field)Sign(in side foreground)' an artistic shot. I'm giddy with anticipation! I'll print it out! I've made decal iron on T-shirt transfers of my own artistic expressions before. I can do it again. But I'm NOT gettin' any tattoos!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1937 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i am on it!!! :)
Coelacanth1937 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maybe a tree on the other side foreground to 'frame' the pic...How exciting!!! ART IS COOOL!
mantis1941 days ago -12 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok, up to about 15 drinks and still ok. 9:30 pm. Listening to talking heads. my sociological experiment going to plan I think but i am not the judge of that.
mantis1941 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
check out my list requested by the italian girl. It is multi cultural. there is even a girl form the states showen up. I am dirt bag. you are right.List 1. PASSPORT 2. FLIGHT TICKET 3. condoms 4. condoms 5. condoms 6. condoms 7. t-shirts (at least 10 pcs) 8. long pants 9. underwear (if u wear) 10. tooth brush 11. shave cream 12. sweater (2-3 pcs.) 13. short pants 14. suit for wedding 15. sandals 16. sport shoes 17. shoes for wedding 18. medicaments (if u use to take and cannot find here). 19. PIJAMAS 20. rain coat 21. and what do u thing is necessary.
mantis1941 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i am not a religous person but if i may make an argument why there is a god, it is GIRLS. god gave us girls
mantis1941 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
there is actually a little more to the request but I wont send that. even I have principles
mantis1941 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok, 1 12 pack down. workin on the second hows the yping. oops getting a litle difficult. al l inthe name of science
mantis1941 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
btw, I'll be at the MH apartments at las ramblas. I dont expect you to know the MH but you know the area. so fire away if something should come to mind. I have your other suggestions of course. btw btw, I have just cracked open my first beer (friday 3 pm) stay tuned for drunk rambling later in the evening. dont tell soutie. for some reason he has this guilty conscience effect on me.
mantis1941 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am actually doing an experiment in the name of science. I will review my typing skills and the content of ramblings over the course of a 12 pack. in the name of science of course
the vanity project1942 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Much as I would love to incorporate all these wonderful tattoo suggestions into a sprawling design all over my rippling torso I fear that a unicorn mating with a my little pony that is riding a breadbin down ‘The Great Wave off Kanagawa’ whilst dropping in on a dolphin that is chasing a butterfly that is surfing a pasty while drinking a cup of tea would be a touch on the surreal side. I think even Salvador Dali would look at me a bit strange. Not to mention I may scupper my chances of getting that front cover of my sixpack in Men’s Fitness magazine!
Coelacanth1942 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank God you're back!!! The natives were getting restless. I think a clue or two might get more interest back on the tattoo guessing game thread. You know we have short attention spans here!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1942 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i think i know one thing - that tattoo you described woudl be seriously fucked up - why do i know? i becasue i jsut drew it!!!! have a look at the profile!!!hahaha
Meunchkkleeerrr III1942 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
if you need this large format (for tracing purposes) then gimme and email...dont worry i wont sell it on here! haha
Coelacanth1942 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Are you sure it wasn't the Food Section of Women's Institute magazine you were saving yourself for. Wouldn't want anyone to lose their appetite, now would we old chap? I saw a YouTube interview with Eric Idle very recently where he mentioned they almost used a funny woman's name out of his mother's/aunt's(?) W. I. magazine before settling on the name Monty Python etc. You'll have to discuss your link with W.I. sometime for us newcomers(please)unless it's somehow embarrassing (like your tattoo).
Coelacanth1942 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Speaking of losing appetites...I checked out your list of the top 20 worst tattoos. Your favorite...#6...wasn't THE worst. There were some far more tasteless. However,#6, which obviously (s)exploits Native-American women (by depicting a voluptuous, young, beautiful, naked one straddling a humongous corndog as if she was enjoying herself) was further evidence of your sexual and cross-cultural insensitivity. My description of it could very well get you banned from MSW.
mantis1942 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I am actually online with the one chick now. I copied and pasted it to her YM. she is bit of a know it all and responded in such (scientist chick however give em a good root and an orgasm or 3 and that knocks them all down to size). I thought it was very good suggestions and very good advice (watch the pick pocketers).
Meunchkkleeerrr III1942 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
well thanks bro, i try to be helpful in amongst my charm offensive with ISC! haha. No worries, yep be careful of those pick pockets, in fariness id use that as a golden rule anywhere in barca, or indeed anywhere in any city, i found a good, small rucksack with a small padlock on it did the trick, backs to the wall..(like in prison but for different reasons hehe) and some zip up pockets in my shorts...!
mantis1942 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude, you really came through with the suggestions. I am actually staying in an apartment on las ramblas. I will print your suggestion and staple to my ticket stuff. if anything else comes to mind, feel free to blast away. you came through. cheers and I owe
mantis1943 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Knights who say Muenchklerrr!!!'s haha. what are we to do with you? and speaking of what tips do you have for Barac. you had mentioned you are like a tour guide to that place. I am a history buff so would you recommend the museums? and? cheers Knights who say Muenchklerrr!!!'s (classic)
.1943 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Check this out! amazing! http://www.relentlessenergy.com/films/view/powers-of-three
the vanity project1944 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice work team, good to see you applying some lateral thinking to my puzzle, some good ideas coming through and I am almost tempted to get some more drunken inking done, (a unicorn jumping over a breadbin on my chest would be very cool). P.S. One of you is warm but not disco hot, so keep working…..need another clue?…”if there’s two there’s a few”…………..nah just teasing here is some food for thought though http://listverse.com/2007/11/24/top-20-worst-tattoos/ (photo number 6 is a work of irrefutable genius) I feel it is also important to mention that Irish Surf Chick is conspicuously absent from this debate that she started, maybe she is a proper hardcore inker and that isn’t body paint on her profile pic ????????
Coelacanth1944 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I had that fear myself...but got over it by convincing myself that it's photoshopped. It would be so cool if she really had a sheer nylon(?) costume like that! Uh oh...excuse me for a few minutes...
Didier1944 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.......dude.............. you been gone a while......... everything ok in there?
Coelacanth1944 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wha?...oh..uh...didn't realize I'd been gone so long...heh heh...time sure flies when your having f....wait...you didn't hear anything did you?
Coelacanth1943 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm thinkin' MPD is in the wrong thread for the tattoo guessing contest...and he's still confusing me with the Kilgore/MPD thing. BTW...the sand here does burn like hell on bare feet trying to get to our bathtub warm seawater's edge. If only we had all those swells from all those North Atlantic storms on your side(instead of hurricanes!)...it would be almost paradise!
Coelacanth1943 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry MPD...I presumed you were UK w/out checking the available clues (that you are NOT). Here's a cryptic comment that you'll get right away...but others may require more time...'I have suddenly developed a taste for seaweed'.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1942 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
some classic 'caught *thumping the mongrel*' threads there coolcelanth, i loved it!!!
Coelacanth1942 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you Sir Muenchklerr...it is nice to know someone got a chuckle...sure beats(no pun intended) hearing those damned crickets (another story for another time perhaps).
Meunchkkleeerrr III1942 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
or cricket (ie the game,over here its all i can bloody hear!) either way cricketing, crickets sound like too much! and yes, a chuckle here and there never slips me by! did i send you the panda video??
Coelacanth1942 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wasn't sure if the crickets reference was colloquial American speak or more universal. If the former, 'the sound of crickets' is metaphoric, I guess, for the 'silence' or lack of any response following a comment. Like being alone in the woods camping out. Or like being a 5 year old whose mother made him take tap dancing lessons to the tune of "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy" and then made him go out on the dark stage of War Memorial Auditorium in Ft. Lauderdale in front of thousands of strangers....where he forgot his routine about half way thru...you know...like that.
mantis1945 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it looks like it is on to barackelona. book the apartment last night. going with that chick and her 6 girlfriends. she asked me how I will like that. I told her not to worry, there's plenty of me to go around if ya know what I saying daug. ;)) ohh yeahh. snap into a slim jim!
Coelacanth1944 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Mantis...There was a cult classic movie back in the sixties(oh wow man...flashback!) called "Three In The Attic". I'll just sum it up by saying it was a male fantasy that gradually went very wrong, he he. Now I want to watch it again to make sure I got the intended message. Do us a favor and post your 'experiences' here. I'll start on a script when there's enough material to work with. We'll make millions!!!
Coelacanth1944 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just remembered something about Barcelona after reading all of Muenchklerr's references to Monty Python skits. The character 'Manuel' from my all time favorite British comedy series "Fawlty Towers"...he was from Barcelona. I loved the way John Cleese 'explained' Manuel's 'ways' by saying where he was from. Cleese was so AWESOME in that series. I wish they'd made more episodes.
Coelacanth1944 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Kind of ironic isn't it...me leaving all these replies below one of YOUR comments...haha!!! T.A.C.K.A.Muenchklerr seems to have opened the Monty Python floodgate(and I'm glad he did...kind of took the mystical, medieval fixation in a different direction...didn't he?). Here's something you might find useful before heading off for China. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Coelacanth1944 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Here's the original(I think) version of "I Like Chinese". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzC5HT1Qhmo&NR=1
Coelacanth1944 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
And a YouTube 'teaser' clip of "Three In The Attic". The guy that played Paxton Quigley in this also played an acid-dropping POTUS in another '60's cult classic, "Wild In The Street". Pretty edgy stuff for a Southern Baptist boy like me at the time.
Coelacanth1944 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oooops...here it is..."Three In The Attic"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biSnhNRwW2g
the vanity project1945 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Think before you ink bro, I got very drunk and had a huge life size tattoo of a…..no I’m too embarrassed to reveal (lets just say I get changed at the car park very VERY quickly!) Feel free to guess what I want lasered off????????????????????? Prizes for best giggles (to save your on first guess Meunchkling it is not a tattoo of a giant wang!)
Coelacanth1945 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
A manly sized cup of tea...perhaps?
Coelacanth1945 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I expect this will be a long, funny thread. I'll wait for 7 or 8 more guesses before I guess again. Why can't we start over?
mantis1945 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
please tell me you didn't get the butterfly or unicorn tattoo?!
Meunchkkleeerrr III1944 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
IM STILL GOING FOR THAT MY LITTLE PONY!! or some terrible gothic drawing of a knight charging towards a castle ala Monty Python with a little serf trailingbehind him going *clip clop* with coconut halves...."he's running away and buggering off and chickening out and sodding off..." "I wasnt!!" "BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE SIR ROBYNNNN!" hahahaa
Meunchkkleeerrr III1944 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I LIKE TO PUSH THE PRAMALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0&feature=related
Coelacanth1944 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I couldn't wait any more...One of your favorite bisquits with strawberry jam on it...and the text around the pic says "We Be Jammin'"
KILGORE1944 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Love heart , burning out the ex's name , but thats no laughing matter !
Didier1944 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
an anchor with a bannor saying MOM under it!
Coelacanth1944 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The Killer Rabbit (from Monty Python)
Coelacanth1943 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My God...The answer's been staring us in the face (so to speak) all this time. You've got Bitty (or Bitties?) on your body!
.1946 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ever think of getting a tattoo? http://tattoos-and-art.com/wp-content/gallery/movie-tattoos/this-is-sparta-tattoo-48294.jpg
mantis1947 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
download eyes of the insane from slayer 2006
mantis1948 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.claymeyers.com/downloads/files/omazing-grace.wmv I dont know if I have copied it correctly but speaking of too much crack and heroin, you have got to see this one. Credit goes to squirel
mantis1948 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yeah, the title is Never let a crackhead sing at your funeral
mantis1948 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lord of the Ages rode one night, Out through the gateways of time Astride a great charger, in a cloak of white samite He flew on the air like a storm Dark was the night For he had gathered the stars in his hand to light a path through the sky Whilst the hooves of his charger struck comets of fire Bewitching all eyes that beheld them Lord of the Ages Nobody knows Whither he goes Nobody knows Below a dark forest, in caves of black granite The children of darkness dwelled in oblivion Betraying one another in endless confusion For the Lord of the dark Had bewitched them From time's first creation The wise men and prophets And all workers of magic had warned of the reckoning The wind and the fire And the plague of destruction That follows the paths of evil Far above the wide oceans and thundering rivers Through the sun and the rain and the turn of the seasons Rode the God of all knowing Whilst all about him, celestial companions Friends from the void before time was woven Honoured his crown with words of white fire And carried his robes of light Whither he goes Nobody knows But in the peace of a valley a young child was born Filling the night with his crying And an old man gave thanks to the Lord of the Ages Whose battle is not with innocence But the birds of the air were silent Knowing the time had come When time was forgotten The waters were stilled And the mountains stood empty For the cities were deaf Long, long ago 'Enough' cried a voice And the earth was awakened Poor and the rich felt the plague and the fire Death and destruction rode out together Turning the world to a funeral pyre It was the Lord of the Ages Gathering in the harvest The Lord of the Ages Gathering in the harvest And from the blood and the thunder Of men and their dying His eyes dark with sorrow The Lord of the Ages gathered in his harvest But to the old and the helpless The weak and the humble To the children of Light His words of compassion breathed on them gently Dissolving the darkness across the great valley That rumbled with fire And from the death and destruction The Lord of the Ages carried the fruit of the harvest To freedom Lord of the Ages Nobody knows Whither he goes Nobody knows (I stole this from Soutie)
mantis1947 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(actually it is a really cool poem. i super dig this) Soutie came through on this one. and we should all be educated to literature
mantis1948 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
AND FOR ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE, DONT DRINK OR DO DRUGS. ITS A SLIPPERY SLOPE THAT LEADS NOWHERE. (I thought I should add that)
mantis1948 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yes, just going through my comments now. I see what you mean. you have to know me to know my sense of humor and my strange way of showing love. I was so close to buying a ticket to china and if you happened to be in the area I was going to suggest we meet up for a drink or a cuddle. however Maggie is holding the gun to my head about coming to romania and barcelona. yes, I realise you dont know me from a bar of soap but I meet a lot of fantastic people just by wingin it
mantis1948 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(and contrary to my tough guy attitude, I am actually a big pussy cat. but dont tell anyone, I have a rep to uphold. read my profile)
mantis1948 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks for the heads up about not making sense but can you be more specific? and what do gum trees have to do with the price of rice in china? and yes, I think didier and I have been up to the same thing. I have been on a red wine kick lately. and a couple of weekends ago I went through a botle of jim bean and a bottle of smirnoff. needless to say I dont remember much about that weekend except I have no idea how the house got so trashed. my neighbor (who is married with children but likes to come over when he can sneak away) also helped me
Didier1948 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
duuuuuuuuude! its 10am im at work AND IM STILL PISSSSSSSED!!!!! WEEEEHEEEY!!!!! (also in my drunken antics i did my knee in again last night! SHIT!)
mantis1947 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
shit 10 am? thats when I start drinkin. you beat me didster
Didier1945 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it was a pretty good night, didnt get in till gone 3 then was up at 6 for work.. was totally steaming!!! going to a festival on wed tho so thats going to be 6 days of pure obliteration!!
the vanity project1950 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah go on lets have the next scribble then son. Perhaps a tasteful nude of the Mrs?? P.S. When you trundling down for your surf trip? Bude is a major ballache to get to from mine, its probably quicker getting to Porthtowan Australia, but if you are heading further south I may find the time to bone your girlfriend for a cheeky birthday present treat. If she is not into the whole wifeswappy thing tell her to steal me a monkey from her workplace (hope its one of them monkeys they test make up on, there is nothing worse than a monkey that doesn’t make an effort on the first date)…P.S. I’ve got a hairy chest so we can pick grubs off each others bodies while we bask in the after glow of some tender loving.
the vanity project1950 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Just as I replied your surf art pic changed as if by magic, nice…..is this one felt tips or paint?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1949 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps - every single one of my SUPERB ART PICS are dont via the medium or of my mouse, and windows 2000 MS paint! usually in my lunch hour...i know i know you cant beleive that as they are just so so ace...but if you want to see originals we are going to ahve to take this to the next level and swap emails... which will probably get me arrested...bumder.
Didier1950 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude, where can i see these inane scribblings of urs?
the vanity project1950 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Try here….. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Museum_Of_Bad_Art
Coelacanth1950 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
They can wait in line...Muenchklerr is OUR discovery!!! I can't wait for the next expression of creativity. You have an almost genetic cruel streak in you Veeps...any Viking blood in your distant past that you know of. Pulled the wings off any flies lately. The MOBA article was excellent...haha...Thanks. We've been told we have hurricane swells on the way...at last...so I'm starting feel almost...hopeful...or less numb anyway. This couldn't be some elaborate, cruel scheme of yours could it? Oh...sorry about the wait in line reference...sounds like things have changed for you.
the vanity project1961 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Only managed one surf this week (farkin Tuesday innit: a bit lumpy) and not the super clean tidy stuff on wed/thu. Had a swim/photo sesh on Thursday though so may have got some snaps as a consolation prize.
the vanity project1961 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy. All work and no play is making Veeps a dull boy.
mantis1962 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok I am going to make an exception for you nigga lawyer. I hate lawyers. They pervert what the rule wa written for their own monetary gain, However, I like you. Not in a gay way. In a worthy of my witt. this is what I want you to do. LISTEN TO SLAYER. ESPECIALLY LATE SLEYER. IT IS REALLY GOOD. ok spell check
Coelacanth1968 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Muenchklerr...I checked out and bookmarked 'The Daily Mash'. Great stuff!!! Now I know what tosspots are and why Ryanair is such a fun topic.
the vanity project1970 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Off to China hey dog? ‘Extraordinary rendition’ or a holiday? With your twisted mind extraordinary rendition probably would be a holiday for you.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1970 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah for pleassuirrreee and not buisnay either. the mrs sister lives in chinkland so im *finally* invited to go along, 2-3 weeks of terrible food, hot living and possibly some hot surf! prior to that i shall mostly be surfing Ribierra Di'ilas, in portugal and costa capricaasaaaaaaa a a aa aaa (sorry ulrikakakakaaaaaa moment) UVAVU!
mantis1969 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
first of all, chinkland is terrible way of referring to our asian brothers. shame on you. second, make it happen number 1. your misses, her sister, get the point? is mom gonna be there?
mantis1970 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
First of all, if you are looking for ass love, you're scratching up the wrong pole. try the clown. He's french. Been to that forbidden garden a couple of times with ex girls but it didnt do much for me. However thanks for the offer. But there may have been change in plans. A Romanian gal has been asking me to cum and visit her for some time. I am a big Dracula fan and would like to see Valad's castle and Eastern Europe. So I might do that in August. Depending on how we get on will dictact my length of stay. But what do you propose. I am very flxible and as long as you dont try and gay me, I will do Shang in Nov. And not to say the chinese girls are off. I webcam with them every day. But I am only one man and I cant be sharing my love with women all over the world at the same time. but it is possible. Romania in August. China in November.
mantis1970 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
by the way, I should note that these woman are intelligent competent woman. I am not being preditorial. The Romanian girl is a scientist(geological engineer and chief of her department in the government and is always traveling. In fact she wants me to meet her and her 6 girlfriends in Barcelona for 7 days of fun) and the one Chinese girl that I meet up with is head of her department (language) at her University in one of the largest cities in China (32 mill). I am very open and forward with them so there is no misunderstandings. And they love it. However I know you have someone special. Is that an oxymoron. A lawyer that loves.
mantis1970 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
and at the risk of rambling(too late Mantis) the Romanian gal was requested to put her signature on a document that was wrong. She did not agree with how a big mining company was disposing of waste. Good for her. She didn't make any allies in the circle however she earn respect from at least me. and I am sure others. Save the whales huh?
mantis1970 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you know what. here is a crazy idea. the girls want to meet in Barcelona. I think September or maybe august. They have an apartment in the heart of the city. I cant take on 7 girls. I just cant do it. So ???????????? hey, what the hell. Tell miss jones to hold your calls
the vanity project1970 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Typo?? “Hold your calls” or “Hold your balls”??
mantis1969 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LOL VP. you dont miss a thing do ya? I think I like how you said it
the vanity project1971 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
The Vindaloo Project?
the vanity project1976 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oi Snadgler. Where were you that day? Aggie, Gwithys, Stiveys, Fistys??? I need to know where to set up my claymores for next time.
Coelacanth1982 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey again...I thought the first video (Homer Gun Shop) was linked to the Richard Pryor skit video but was mistaken. Here is Richard Pryor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sunsLde_ZWY&NR=1
Coelacanth1982 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey buddy...I found this on YouTube after checking out one of Kilgore's links a few days ago and thought you'd get a kick out of it (no pun intended...I leave those to the punmeister), if you haven't seen it already. I hadn't. Check out the Confederate flag. The Richard Prior skit following this was good, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
Didier1985 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Meh, i hate work, have actually been to busy to comment of late. hows tricks mi ol mucker? It was my bday at the weekend, i got very drunk then got into a fight in town... good times!!!
soutie1985 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
was it one of those embarrasing drunken fights ? flying in with the wagon wheels rotating and shrieking a bunch of bullshit?
soutie1985 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i won my last fight, and even got in a last straight right before i was chucked in the cop van. i have quitted now that i am ahead.
the vanity project1985 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
What if she demands a rematch?
soutie1984 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
not in france, no fights here, but it was a tricky situation. 5 against 1, but still, we managed to show him the error of his ways.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1983 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
happy birthday old boy! many happy returns. the last 'fight' i got into was in a really posh bar, some arsehole head butted me after i called him a fat cunt becasue he pushed through me and my mates when we were all standing minding our own...i think he expected me to go down, but i threw a chaair at him and chased him out of the pub. Im not renowned for brawling skill but i have the benefit irish blood/ black rage (think the siren noise in kill bill) and 6 years of Kung fu and cannot resist putting my chin out and asking for it - last time before that i was 15 and 3 18 yearolds kicked my head in and put me through a perspex bus shelter! I had a nice scar to show for that but they broke me glasses! so how did you go?
Meunchkkleeerrr III1983 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha I AM THE BIGGEST FAIRY (flap flap) but, most of my wrestling turns to tickling and cuddling....
Coelacanth1982 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Six years of watching "Kung Fu" is not the same as studying Kung fu.
Didier1980 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha nice lil thread there, There were a group of about 6 lads outside the pub when i came out and they were being mouthy so instead of walking away (as i was on my own) i walked over and asked if they had a problem, apparently 1 of them did, so there was a bit of shovin, a few punches thrown, then i decided gettin locked up on my bday wasnt a good idea so i announced that i wasnt gonna fight... thats when his mate decided to twat me over the back of the head. still didnt leave many marks so they cant have been that hard!
soutie1979 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
so it was you then, dids. btw dont exagerate, there were 5 of us.
soutie1979 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
let me translate : "There were a group of about 2 lads outside the pub when i came out and I was being mouthy so instead of walking away....."
the vanity project1979 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry Dids, CCTV footage says otherwise…..“There was one 11year old child outside the school tuck-shop, he bullied me into handing over my dinner money, I announced I wasn’t going to fight so he span me round, secured a good grip on my Y-fronts and gave me an atomic wedgie. This wouldn’t have be so bad if I was roughly his age but I was only there to pick up my 8 year old son from school, who now won’t even look at me out of shame”
Didier1977 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No thats not what happened... in fact there was 12 of them, and one of them was a mountian troll, but i decapitated him with my broad sword in one clean sweep. however 2 goblins then grabbed me and held me down while a group of dark elves battered me with a range of spells and weapons! Thankfully a group of friends including a Level 82 mage came by and scared them off and we managed to escape and finally complete our quest!
soutie1986 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
every time you laugh in your comments hahahahahahaha, that profile picture of yours is doing the old insane HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1983 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yeah its a sweet film1 makes me want to go an eat people!!!!! RAAHH HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!! (slo-mo fight scenes are soo fucking cool!!!)
Coelacanth1987 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Muenchklerr...I'm pretty sure you were reponsible for getting MSW to post my sharkbite pic. So thanks, man. I wouldn't even have submitted it if Joggly hadn't practically begged me to. No idea what's involved in lobbying the powers-that-be in MSW to post anything other than waves, waves and more waves. Never bothered with blogs, forums or other interactive stuff before. I have even more respect for you and the usual suspects after scrolling down some of these strings into the distant past...like months ago and beyond. 'Nuff said...Yup!
Coelacanth1987 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dammit...stoopid faulty memory!!! I may have submitted the pic just before Joggly got on my profile page and pressured me to come forward with my story...then I started caring more about MSW actually posting it!
the vanity project1987 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Is this the new version of rock-paper-scissors? Shotgun shoots coffee machine, coffee machine burns spatula, spatula spanks shotgun.
the vanity project1991 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude, give it up with your Surf-art rant, MSW have seen your doodles, laughed their asses off and then discarded it like a jiz tissue …..I suggest you follow their lead….”No, we must never surrender, whatever the cost, we shall fight them on the beaches”
KILGORE1989 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sure is ... bigger WANKERS !
Meunchkkleeerrr III1988 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah Veeps, finally you have spoken too sooon. Please seee link below from Joggly for proof! Ahhhhhhhhh *relaxes knwoing veeps IS human and fallible after all*
the vanity project1988 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
teets teets teets, I have read that already, MSW are just teasing you, sat around their computer screens working out how to extend the joke on you. They dangled the juicy worm of a surf-art page and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. Infallibility restored! Now how do you like them apples? …….“Apple sauce bitch”
Meunchkkleeerrr III1987 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Listen Matt....Da-mooonnn.....you will be scoffing up your words and crying when it becaomes a reality, just ask jogglingtons, WE BELEIVE and if we make it , then the sort art forum will come....
Meunchkkleeerrr III1987 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
surf* meh
soutie1993 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
300? cool flick
Meunchkkleeerrr III1993 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
fuck yeah! plus apparently i look like a much less ripped version of this chap!
Get Joggly1993 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=112241 . Did you read ?
mantis1995 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and whats up with the new name. alter ego or something?
mantis1997 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good to be back teets. this site is where my friends are. yes, even you.
soutie1997 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=67136 hahahaha
the vanity project1997 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Knew I was right. Lets chalk that up as a victory for common sense shall we? P.S.….can’t remember the last time I was actually wrong about something, but I think it was way back in the early ‘80s. Me and my mates were doing Evel Kneivel style jumps over ‘willing’ volunteers laying down in a row with a homemade ramp of weather exposed rotting chipboard and some bricks. The tally was up to 4 people, I said I bet I could do 5……..turns out that I couldn’t.
the vanity project1997 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My Raleigh Grifter let me down that day, way too many Spokey Dokeys on my wheels, couldn’t get enough air.
the vanity project1997 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha Ha, look at me claiming I had a Raleigh Grifter, I actually had a Raleigh Boxer (the cheaper and less refined version) ….all the cool kids had the Grifter. Reckon I could have made the jump on a Grifter though, so really its my parents fault for being so damn cheap!….well that’s what I told the kid whos face I landed on anyway! (I bought him a bag of penny-chews to keep him sweet….not that he had any teeth left to chew them with though)
Meunchkkleeerrr III1997 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
croikey i are you on speed or something, some kind of monologue-pro tablets you munching? i have iomages of you turning into Cornholio and jsut mumbling 'raleigh grifter'...."TP for my bunghole" and skaking 'penny chews' and paracetamol into your gullet and laughing....tough break on the kids face (geddit) but better him than the grifter. Oh wait, you had the shit version - for my sins i had An Apollo BMx which i swapped for a rather fruity "Superman" BMx off my mate, oor parents almost made us swap them back but i was insistent (it had red tyres for fucks sake!). On the other hand my other mate had a grifter but sold it and bought 4 rabbits. one was called DAZ and grew to be 2 stone in weight....it was massive!
Didier1997 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ah man i had a proper shan as Raleigh activator my parents got second hand! it did have suspension... but it didnt really move!
the vanity project1997 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Muencklertinis are on me, lets getted Jimmed.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1997 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahah, god i wish we were all REAL friends we could actually say it and it mean something as opposed to having people jsut look at me weird 9well they do that anyway) but you get my point!? " oh man , last night was so Muecnhklerrrtastic, i was jimmed out of my fridgedairrrree!" or something.
the vanity project1997 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah best not to use the phrase at work in the courtroom though, I think the Judges prefer “Your Honour”.
the vanity project1997 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
But if a defendant gets a really heavy sentence then I think it is only fair to shout out “YOUR MUENCHKLERED!!!”
Meunchkkleeerrr III1997 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i can see it now... " well your honour, it is quite clear and we would submit tot he court that on this occasion not only was this total fucking muenchklerrr acting Muecnhklerrtastic , but he has in fact on the evidence jimmed himself. We shall leave it to the court to decide the appropriate sentence but on the facts we would respectfully recommmend at least 4 years hard muenchklerr with no jims for 3 years thereafter!"
Didier1997 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha id love to see that! I know what you mean bout saying 'muenchkler' at work and people lookin at you funny. but then i said it to one guy and he agreed with me like he know what i was talkin about, which made me laugh. We should all meet up and have a huge Meunchkler party and get totally jimmed!
soutie1997 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
forgive the ignorance, but what is this 'muenchkler' thing. bet you just an ambulace chaser anyway.
Get Joggly2001 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have a conspiracy theory that MSW have out sourced the photo uploading to landed locked India . They have listed the acceptance criteria as must contain wave , board , surfer , .com ? On a bright side the "sitting girl shots" and a return of magical sunsets gives a glimmer of hope. Maybe your protest haven't fallen on death ears. Goodluck.
Get Joggly2001 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
There's no such thing as " puppy Fat" ?
the vanity project2001 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Are you dyslexic in German as well? Google-translate seems to think so
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d2004 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
tok er jerbz !
the vanity project2004 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Crayons, fuzzy felts or crepe paper montage???
soutie2004 days ago -11 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
surf art? pity the wont let it on so we can have something to laugh about. hahahaha
Didier2005 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Quick question, Ive done my knee in but im hoping to maybe get in the water this weekend, got any suggestions for strapping it up? ive got a tubigrip on at the mo but cant really leave that on in the water... any tips/suggestions?
Meunchkkleeerrr III2005 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you can leave the tubey grip on mate, but to be honest, id leave it until you are sure you can take it....i know that sounds lame, but that extra week (its flat everywhere anyway) will make all the difference. if you are sure you want to surf (and common sense should dictate you dont!) then id strap it up heavy with some proper strapping and then buy one fo them flexi knee supports from a sp[orts shop for good measure, probly abot a tenner, i have one but probly too late to post?
Didier2005 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Cheers fella appreciate it, i know i was thinking its probs best i leave it, i was considering justnot tryin to stand or anything but then if anything happens i really dont wanna be stuck out in the water and be able to get back in! Think i'll buy one of them sport strap things for when it is better just for the support, dont need to send me urs, but thanks for the offer lol.
soutie2004 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
quick question, i just had quintuple bypass surgery and fancy going for a waves cause it is pumping. any amateur heart specialists out there fancy having a stab at some sound advice?
the vanity project2004 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Again Soutie, same advice I gave to Did-Dids, Sponge it! That way you will be horizontal and there will be less strain on your heart as your newly installed valves wont have to work against gravity. Expect a period of adjustment and increased heart rate prior to entering the water at your local break, we can probably put that down to shame at trading in your board for a tea tray with all your peer group wetting their pants.
Didier2000 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
im sorry but gynocology is more my area of expertise....
soutie2000 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
bunch of sick cunts
Didier1999 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
has anyone heard stephen lynch's song about a gynocologist? id find it on youtube but work has blocked it. is rather funny, worth checking out. (ps stephen lynch is not for those who are easily offeneded, you have been warned)
Just 452007 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hng-Ro-4bE
Didier2013 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Do you know that a beard is a woman who marrys a gay man so as to cover up the fact that he is gay!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2012 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahah!!! life/art/crossover....i like it!!! i aint no beard, but my beard is a beard fck. also i have a freind called james beard! ooff
soutie2014 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
parklife, innit.
Didier2014 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I went snorkling once in Malta, was actually really good, but i would have rather gone diving. Im hoping to go away somewhere this year and get my PADI cart. The bodyboarding sounds a little gay but im sure we can let you off. I had a pretty mean weekend, went to Download to see Limp Bizkit, Korn and Faith No More, only i got rather wasted and went over on my knee during Limp and cant really remember much of the rest! Now Im all strapped up and on ibuprofen! At least FNM have finally announced leeds so i can see what they were like as my memory is very hazy from friday.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2013 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hoyl snadge what a trio! im suppsoed to be goign to Hyde park to see blur in a few weeks, vasmpire weekend are supporting and it should be good, but the Mrs may bail which means i shall save the penniths. FNM were brill when isaw them at donningtion in probly...97? haha it was ace, the chillis, foos and of all bands...Paradise Lost(!??!) remmeber them! Good times. Best gig i ever went to was napalm dearth supporting sepultrua supporitng machine head at wolverhamption civic hall(!!) - a massive swedish dde fell on me and snapped my ankle! Sadly not a scotch girl in sight....hope you feel better soon
Didier2013 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I must hang my head in shame and admit that no... i didnt take her home as much as i wanted to. But i do have valid reasons, her and her mates went to see motley crue who were headlinging on another stage, and also we were staying in a hotel in nottingham not camping as we were just day trippers (its actually a 3 day event), and finally she had a boyfriend and after the cocktail of drink, tweeds, pills and ibuprofen i wasnt really in the best state of mind for charming her pants off!
Didier2013 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh yeah but the line up was amazing, Staind played earlier in the day but fred durst didnt come out and sing outside like i was hoping! Cant wait to see faith no more again at leeds in august. also thinkin bout goin to see pearl jam in berlin!
Didier2012 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dude that sounds awesome, i saw nofx a few weeks back with the flatliners and snuff in london, was a really good gig, esp meeting a wicked punk chick who im now good mates with there! I go to leeds festival every year and i go to as many gigs as i possibly can so im pretty lucky! Last year i saw Rage Against the Machine at Leeds... that was possibly one of the best days off my life, straight after Less than Jake as well!!!!
Didier2011 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha id love to see cleetus! he's one of my heroes!!!! Did he sing the ol' classics "gator on the roof" and "redneck hoedown" ??
Didier2015 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Welcome back Teetus Maximus, how was ur snorkling holiday?
Didier2025 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Snorkeling?!?!?! why arent you goin diving? thats the same equivelant as being a booger!!!!!!! have fun tho fella, where bout in the med you headed?
the vanity project2025 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Maybe he’s gone surfing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nice one Jesus, miracles do happen)
Didier2025 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha!
Didier2028 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HAHA.. ah dude that shitty gettin dropped in on all the time! Sounds like a f*ckin good weekend anyway like! I was in work so no waves for me... its actually been over a month since i last got wet so im in total withdrawl right now! I did however go up to Camden onsunday night to see sonic boom 6 and crashed at a friends house, so i had yesterday off work to recover and potter around camden a bit. Its shit workin away cos i have nowhere to keep my board in my digs and theres no surf here anyway. all the locals are into Kitesurfing, am thinkin bout havin a look at it but i dunno....
Didier2032 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BRAAP BRAPP BIDDLY BIDDLY BRAAP! (gangsta muenkler stylee)
soutie2033 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i always thought he was singing stu-stu-stoooopido and canary love. i got shoes, they made of plywood. haha
Get Joggly2034 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Good luck and support with the uploads , MSW needs more magic to balance the . com pro shots ! Thanks
soutie2038 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i like this page, think i will stalk here a while.
Spongerdudette2041 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for that info Teets. I've looked at the website, some good photos on there.
Didier2043 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Riiigs..RIIIIIGS....IM TO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2041 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
*Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.*
the vanity project2048 days ago -10 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
3 instruments Snadgler? Jack of all trades, master of none eh? Stick to your pink oboe and start with the easy chords first, before long it will be freeform tantric jazz until dawn.
the vanity project2048 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Olympian Fatima Whitbread stuck to javelin and look what she (he?) achieved. She may throw a curve ball in the looks department but you gotta respect her singular dedication for chucking spears.
Didier2049 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
BIDDLY BIDDLY!
Didier2048 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Snarf Snarf!
Mel in Florida2050 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ah, thank you. I can always use words of wisdom from Muenchklerrrr
Mel in Florida2052 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My french old french teacher told me that bollucks means balls, is that correct? just wondering.. lol
Portpipe2062 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
she never will learn.
Mel in Florida2056 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol no... i won't :)
Didier2066 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude have you seen that twat from falmouth has started having a go at doobie.. man 2 twat gobshites who think theyre pros.. could be funny, keep and eye out!
Didier2075 days ago -15 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
biddly biddly.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2074 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
biddly biddly boo!!
ANUELL2083 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thanks for supporting my Hossegor Photo! Thanks!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2082 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no problem,. i really liked it! the colours are good!
Truthfully2051 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
something positive, that does not portray a problem from you! Anything's possible with a facelift.
Sand_Muncher2085 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha you boys dont have a fucking clue! Before you start trying to jib me off again why don't you sit back and ask yourselves why your sat working in a shitty office...probably a call centre 5 days a week and not doing what im doing...getting paid to surf! Oh yeah...beacuse your all fucking weak and have tiny balls and worry too much about your pretty faces. I put my mind to being good at something and got there...you guys are just pathetic! And just to let you super inteligent motherfuckers know...i was too old to compete the euro juniors in 2008! I did infact pick up sponsership with beach beat, DC and pure blue water...move to peniche to surf tubos and ML everyday and got payed to go to the North Shore and enter comps around the world! I also came 31st in the world under 21's and qualified for the WQS! DICKHEADS! You have made a bit of a tit out of yourself mate to me and my mate jayce who's here with me, and im sure you know, and the rest of the st ives crew. Well at least u provided us with some entertainment. Im going to find you if i ever come to wales...and cream myself laughing at you and your meunchler friends in the water! Have fun thinking about the fact you will be sat in an office until your 65 slaving away and writing shitty comments on the internet about something you havn't got a clue about while we get to surf everyday. I really hope you and your forum buddies think long and hard about that...and then think about who needs to get a life! Ummmmmm...YOU!
Didier2084 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wow you really are an arrogant cunt arent you!! Haha i mean i have no pretentions about my surfing capabilities, im ok not great but then i havent been surfing since i was a kid either. It makes me laugh that you think you have to be a *pro* surfer to enjoy surfing and to have the right to talk about it. And dont make assumptions you know fuck all about.. yeah i work in an office, however that office changes every couple of month as i move round the country working on different sites and gettin paid a shit load of money for it, so i can afford to go and surf in different places. Id love to get paid to surf but i know thats not gonna happen and it isnt for most people so we get on with our everyday doldrum lives and and surf whenever the hell we can cos that what we love to do. I would normally get behind any brit who has the potentional to be a great surfer and compete on the top level.. but you, i hope you crash and burn and i would love to be there when the bubble bursts, and cos you dont have a real job and no money once those *sponsors* drop you, you have to go out on the street and suck dick just to afford some surf wax! CUNT!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2084 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Haha Sandie, you really are a walking talking advert for Mencap. Dont you realise you are writing shitty comments on this forum too about things you clearly dont understand - about people you have never met and once again proving beyond any doubt that despite your supposed *talent* you have the brain of a pre-pubescent snail. Im really proud of you for getting paid to surf, ive been shacked at ST too, and visited Portugal/France many a time - on my own money no less!! And you know what? im not bad a surfer either, but geuss what, i also have a career as a lawyer (yep thats right, money, success, respect - all the things you clearly crave) i also get paid to play in a band AND i have so many friends (albeit i dont need to mention their names because lets face it, i dont have enough room and im not as insecure as you) that they would fill st ives 10 times over. But you know what, like didier said, surfing is about happiness, fun and being good to one another, noone else has a problem with me, but seemingly because you are some kind of superstar you think you have a right to tell people where to get off? The saddest thing about you is that, in your little world you think what you think and say are important - they are not to anyone else. some minor companies want to shove some money your way? to exploit your talent until it vanishes (i give u 1 year)? great! but nothing you have written establishes your opinion beyond the fact that its clear you are a nasty piece of work. As i said before, the best surfers are the ones who not only are good in the water, but are modest and epitomise surfing soul and spirit or the *stoke*. You are the opposite; you are a nasty, vindictive, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, egotistical little piece of shit and whilst i support UK surfers wholeheartedly you are the cancer at the root of the sport - you think highly of yourself but there are 10 year olds in europe better than you and you know what? There are thousands of *kooks* all over the world better than you - not becasue they surf better but because they have the sense to realsie nothing lasts forever, being nice to people costs nothing, and people like you will always be forgotten. As i mentioned earlier, id get some help, maybe some therapy because when your mouth finally fucks you up - which it surely will, i hope you remember all of us *little* people who have something more to our life than just surfing. All you have demonstrated is that despite your skill as a surfer, i wouldnt even take the time to scrape you off my shoe.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2084 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps - oh no jayce doesnt like us either!!! waaaaaaaaahhh!!!!he is right though we are very very handsome...
Didier2084 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I must admit i thought the part about having tiny balls was quite funny. talk about irony!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2084 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, our tiny balls and beautiful faces stop us from surfing and being paid - shit if i knew it was that easy id have got the face lift and the ball job sooner!!! of course we woudl all be pros if our mummy and daddy bought us boards and lived by the sea - thats the only difference as i see it; im a fairly good surfer and i was born in the Midlands, and moved to Wales on my own - and taught myself....i didnt have the silver spoon seaside treatment! as you said, when the arrogant little twat wakes up he will perhaps realise maybe he spoke too soon (and in the meantime id love to see his attitude go down with the langland boys...! id pay to see it!)
General Kook2082 days ago -9 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Spot on that Muenchkler!! You really told him. I totally agree with everything you say, twats like him jeopardize the sport for all its beauty. I hope he finds his true self, or the reef finds him!!
soutie2038 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
the jury is eating out of your hand after bthat one.
Didier2085 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Morning Fella. just been reading the exchange between you and sandie vag, quite funny! my brother actually used to ive in Falmouth, i'll have to ask him if he knows this guy. So how did was ur weekend? I got drunk on sat night and pulled a right Muenchkler... Bad Times!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2085 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey hey diddles - actualyl quite similar, junky 3 foot here on sat, got bombed wiht the Mrs and the lads, felt Meunchklerred all morning on sunday, but dragged myself in , after 2/3 Munechkllerrs i Jimmed about 5 in succession, and was amped - but then i got the old *My arms hurt, need water 1 mile walk bakc to car* headache! haha, good session though! Yeah sand muncher is kind of funny, jsut you average teenage cornish *pro* lol
Didier2085 days ago +82 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well we had no waves so i didnt even get wet. Was my mates bday and we had all grown tashes for the event. Anywayi bumped into my ex and then decided the best way forward was copious amounts of Tequila.... i'll leave it at that but needless to say the night all went a bit muenchkler!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2085 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh lame! im sure the tache more than made up for the ex?i grew one for Movember last year (November everyone grows a tache for charity from scratch) rasied £100!!
Didier2085 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Actually mine was a bit shit lol. I def think we should bring it back like. Times are hard.. recession and everything, i think it would be the perfect distraction! Oh yeah i def want a muenchkler would go tee!! also i tried to find the facebook group the other day but nothing came up, got a link?
the vanity project2088 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Morning Teets, think it has been remove-ified by MSW, vanished into the ether?? Now now MSW we were only having a gentle laugh with Jim, considering some of the vile jokes that are posted (and remain) on the 'community forums' i'd say it was pretty tame. Politics man, why censor one and not the other??
Meunchkkleeerrr III2088 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
really? that sucks balls! do we really get censored when there are friggin dirty pervs talking jive about some 14 year old lass on a board...jesus! im genuinely shocked!
Didier2090 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I was thinkin we should create a Jim Muenchkler Appreciation group on faceboko earlier! You get it done and when i get home for work tonight ill add it. And no i dont think its stalking until we actually get on flights and go find him in person. Till then i think its just harassment!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2089 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
done it!! *Muenchklerr would go*...hahhaha
Didier2089 days ago +17 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wicked i'll find it tonight lol. hahaha how far do you think we can take this? Shall we register C.U.M as a business on wall street? get ppl to buy shares in the company?
Meunchkkleeerrr III2089 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
that is a cracking idea! also, maybe companies house!! haha, ive actualyl designed a t shirt too! :) ills end u some linkes soon. in the menatime its 3 ft + and clean today so im outta here this avvoooo
mantis2090 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks I think. I believe maybe you were reaching out to me in a strange teets way regarding quit smokes support. maybe you aint so bad. I guess I should not heckle you anymore about miki. now I feel bad.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2090 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dont worry odl boy, Miki would love you me, and munechklerr, so i guess we are all the same in the end. Love you too! teeeetss
Didier2090 days ago +84 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Did u realise you can look at a pics stats.. i clicked on the muenchkler pic where is says *3 users* have added to fav. (me, u n VP btw) and has a break down of the ratings etc....
Meunchkkleeerrr III2090 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
haha really> Muenchklerr wouold be proud!!! well done didds. by the way VEEP has orgainsed a committee wiht you nad me as vice chairpersons - (known as CUM) i think VEEP is secretary and treasurer, i have nominated Sqirl as merchandise master. im literally ordering tshirts saying *Thats a Muenchklerr* and *Muenchklerr would go!* as we speak.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2090 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oops, you are vice, ill be chair. or both. dont care kicks work's ass.
Didier2090 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He thinks its all Muenchkler......IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2090 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ITS MUECNKLED NOW BABY!!!!
soutie2091 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
teets, sort out the jsut problem please.
Meunchkkleeerrr III2090 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sorry clown lord, im a littul bet dyslexipops so i dont alwyas get it just right....
Didier2092 days ago +13 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Teets im so glad you've found a new phrase this week. I got biddly stuck in my head, and started saying it everytime someone walked in the office.. not good considering they already think im sad for sittin on here all day!!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2091 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
didier, if you prefer we could jsut call it *biddly muenchkler* - i think in both our offcies any time anyone screws up we call it biddly biddly muenchklerrrr and then jsut look smug like people should know what we are on about...its the new thing i tells you!!!:)
mantis2094 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
ok teets, eyes gotsta know. who the hell is bidley and is he related to miki dora?
Meunchkkleeerrr III2162 days ago -18 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
not really tourettes or dyslexic - no excuse, jsut burble out whatever pops into my massive heed!! :D
Meunchkkleeerrr III2165 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
soutie its Fatima Whitbread!!!!javelin chucker and lesbo queen!
soutie2167 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
teets, who is in that profile pic of yours ? virginia wade or what?
surfpi.co.uk2171 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey cheers for the comment mate, to be honest though i cant remember what happened but your right about it not barreling at this size, i went over there thinking i might get some good barrel shots...didnt even get one, gutted.