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~Ed, now you've gone and f@cked it up.
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Coelacanth989 days ago +65 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
HA HA HA...Very nice Krusty...I think we know who the REAL legend is!
the vanity project994 days ago +67 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Early xmas pressy, as close as i could get to a proper yorkshire brass band, not from Donny, but not too far off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWkTm4nTg4
soutie994 days ago +69 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
luckily the sound was off on my pc, so i could quickly shut it down. Not quite the same thing as replaying it 5 times, scrutinising for the fictitious pasty. ha ha ha ha ha ..,. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DirtyMomma Hendry997 days ago +67 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soooo Sout. What's up with the dread re-birth comment? I mean, you are correct, but I'm wondering how it is that you know. Letting (they were natural not "done") my hair lock was a very private choice and so was cutting them. Just curious.
soutie997 days ago +71 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
stalking 101
soutie996 days ago +68 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
actually i read you had the chopped, and i just thought how free you must feel after having that horrid carpet hanging off your head hence the rebirth comment.
Get Joggly1000 days ago +71 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM8kEHjQz9U
Spongerdudette999 days ago +70 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's just so cool, I want to have a go!!
Coelacanth998 days ago +62 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
As I'm approaching a certain cute blond supermarket checkout girl with my groceries...those are almost the exact same words I imagine in the thought bubble over her head...as she's checking ME out...
the vanity project998 days ago +14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Pretty sure you were meant to post that reply to the mantis comment below Coels
soutie998 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha
Coelacanth998 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey didDLy ho ho ho neighbor...Oh you got me there...you surely diDLy did!...But I'm trying to avoid evil provocations from Mantis THIS happy holiday season...Wouldn't want a repeat of my performance LAST year would we? No indeeDLy NOT!...Ohhh the cryptic irony!...Right Crusty(Sorry about what I...er I mean...Flanders says to you in this clip(really!(well, not really)))?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcLy8h9grQ
Spongerdudette998 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wasn't it the other way around at the supermarket Coelocanth?!? ;p
Coelacanth998 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Can't you let me have my illusions/delusions in peace, without nag...er, I mean...correcting me? =^)
DirtyMomma Hendry997 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
O' Did-didly-damn-it coel. Are we going to start quoting the Simpsons now? Dooh!
Coelacanth997 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm feeling a little bit guilty for diverting the 'flow' here from Joggly's originating link. =^[...But it is actually, mostly, dudette's fault this time...with that sitting duck of a reply of hers. Good job tho'...resisting that deletion impulse of yours this long Jogs(tick tock?). Did all that Thumper/carb talk from Soutie trigger sharing that link here on his page?...Btw...I really don't think dolphin pods anywhere(especially Byron Bay)are gonna 'adopt' anyone with one of those...if that was your thinking...The 'porpoising' moves were kinda cool tho'...=^0
Coelacanth996 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha D-momma...These MSW Euros obviously relate to 'The Simpsons'...so why not humor them?...Btw, as hard as this is to imagine...VP has(had?) something in common with Homer Simpson...besides loss of hair, I mean...You don't suppose?.....Nawwwww.
Spongerdudette994 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's right blame me Coelocanth...sniff!
DirtyMomma Hendry994 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well my confession is that I ID with the Simpson better than any other program of my time. It is witting, smart and insightful...if you're 6 years old it's funny and entertianing....if you're 60 years old, it's funny and insightful....and it's all for different reasons. It break all age and race boundries....and I'm guess now we can add that it's breaking borders too. The Simpsons rock-didally-ox! And sorry this has nothing to do with the orginal thread :)
mantis1000 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wanna buy some pics with dicks bro?
Shorey1006 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
â– Your profile page has received 11574 views* â– Your 26 Photos have received a total of 10350 views. They have received an average rating of 3.01 from 67 votes â– You have added 3078 Comments. They have received an average rating of 1
Shorey1006 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ps fuck all of you haha
soutie1005 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
always good to hear from old friends
Shorey1005 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
:), Have a great festive season Soutie and his anal probers, will defo pop in for a burn or two in the future
Coelacanth990 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He did type 'b-u-r-n' didn't he?...=^0...Hard to tell through all the dust/lint specs on my monitor screen.
the vanity project1014 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(Yew! creeping back up from oblivion) comment average rating of 0.19....…ne..ne…ne..ne….nineteen
Get Joggly1013 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
and Jogs has (almost)stopped deleting ... how weird is that ?
soutie1013 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
share your stats * Your profile page has received 31783 views* * Your 8 Photos have received a total of 18007 views. They have received an average rating of 3.82 from 76 votes * You have added 4062 Comments. They have received an average rating of 0.82
DirtyMomma Hendry1013 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ok...I'll bite. (My profile page has received 1348 views* Your 49 Photos have received a total of 29710 views. They have received an average rating of 4.06 from 95 votes You have added 72 Comments. They have received an average rating of 0.26) Now can anyone tell my what matters about it and why? What's a "good" status and a "bad" status? Is there some sort of cash prize to be won? :) LOL...jk on the last part.
the vanity project1012 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Your profile page has received 53753 views. Your 79 Photos have received a total of 146462 views. They have received an average rating of 3.95 from 894 votes. You have added 2825 Comments. They have received an average rating of 0.2 Pretty sure I’ve gone once round the clock and I’m starting from zero again though.
Get Joggly1011 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You have added 4066 and subtracted 4065 comments. They have received a very below average rating ! -1
Get Joggly1011 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ps Almost the same comment number soutie ... even more weird ?
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the vanity project1010 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
54 46 was my number
the vanity project1010 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
right now, someone else has that number
sqirl1009 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjBiZSfM08....wife just asked me if these guys were doing a cover of sublime.....hahahaha!
sqirl1009 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Your profile page has received 29080 views* Your 482 Photos have received a total of 224739 views. They have received an average rating of 4.32 from 1082 votes You have added 3276 comments. They have received an average rating of 1.51 Your content has received a total of 253819 views
the vanity project1008 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, sqirl, tell your wife I’m upset with her for neglecting the classics. Not that I am averse to covers though, here is the Toot’s version of Louie Louie which far exceeds the original by a fair margin in my book: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oal7cwa3a3U
the vanity project1008 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Americans: oblivious to external culture since 1776.
Coelacanth1007 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Who knew?...About Miserlou, I mean. My American surfing culture touchstones are crumbling. WoooHoooo to the belly dancing version of this though!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6mfdTIrYnQ&feature=related
DirtyMomma Hendry1006 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
You mean....Americans: oblivious to external culture since we broke up with the British. Sorry it's not you, it's us....just kinding, it's you. LOL...I couldn't resist.
the vanity project1006 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You’re right it was us. We scraped our shoe clean of the colonies in 1776 when you guys started saying things like sidewalk and trash and refused to spell words correctly. That and the fact that the East coast surf was pap, it just didn’t get the royal seal of approval. Had we known about the west coast you guys would still be drinking tea, eating fish and chips and avoiding dentists.
DirtyMomma Hendry1006 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Brahahahaha....cherrio! I don't care who you are, that shit is funny. Great wit VP!
Spongerdudette1005 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Def +1 for that VP.
Coelacanth1005 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
But just imagine how much prouder Sir Muenchklerrr(r?)would be...than he is right now, I mean...if Kelly Slater was actually a UK Citizen(of the Realm)...instead of just a lowly lowlander from post-colonial, flatness-forever-Florida(Go East Coast USA!)...The UK surfer!...overcoming bitter coldness AND flatness to become...Number One!
DirtyMomma Hendry1005 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
FYI....you kind of HAVE to get good to surf daily in FLA...the condistions are never the same, there are very few point breaks. You have to be able to rock the ankle bitters with a long board like those waves are vagina high...and you have to be able to think and figure out REAL quick which way that 10 foot monster is going to break before it turns to complete close out. Since March of this year, I have spent at least 120 days in the water. In all that time I have only had 2 days where the waves were well formed, somewhat regular in how they broke, and what I'd call slow "making love" to me waves. The other 118 days, big or small,where all "wish me luck" kind of waves. Learning to surf is not easy, learning to surf in FL is even harder, and learning to surf in FL at the age of 34...just plain crazy. Wish I was in Costa..Just sayin'
the vanity project1004 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“Vagina High”? ….Sounds like the best school ever Mamma
Coelacanth1003 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Bucolic Beefalo would go.
DirtyMomma Hendry1003 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes I have made my own surfer slang & sayings...."Dirty Momma-isums" of sorts. "Surfing it like it's Vagina high!" (Who wouldn't want pretty vagina high waves? And I felt the need to relate it to myself instead of the dominating male egos found at most breaks. When it's chest high, I call it nipple high)...."Carpe Surf'em" (Seize or be siezed).....and "Less Talking, More Surfing" (Everyone has thought that at least once)....just to name a few.
Younes1015 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Candle under the spoon !!! LMAO
DirtyMomma Hendry1022 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ring, ring....I'm calling....from free fall....and all I have to say is "Wooooooooooooooooooo-Whooooooooo!" Guess who has two thumbs and is hooked on jumping out of airplanes? This b&tch right here :)
the vanity project1032 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Reckon the ASP may be needing your mathlete skills Clownshoes
the vanity project1028 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sorry, mathslete skills
the vanity project1040 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have fun next week Clownshoes. Fitting it is Halloween. Your charts look well scary.
soutie1040 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks bud, you too. Swell Wind 2.9m 17secs 8kph Swell Components [dominant] 2.86m 17secs [primarySwell] 2.86m 17secs Breaking Wave Estimate 4m Double Overhead wots going to happen ?
the vanity project1037 days ago +7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Be sure to check the photo uploads tomorrow cheese muncher. There is a present for you.
the vanity project1062 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Get to the beach clownshoes, from the state of the live-cams there is some very fine looking crumpet watching the comp
Coelacanth1074 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Coelacanth dominating!...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=235393
Coelacanth1074 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK...Now I have shared...Your turn...even if it's just pics of cucumber sandwiches...Little dogs on the beach would be nice too!...And French crumpets!
Coelacanth1073 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
...and by crumpets I do NOT mean pastries...
Coelacanth1073 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not what I had in mind...but at least SB shared something from Hossegor with us!...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=234478&browseSession=9a9d2cb2a0811c75a5b87d62b1c9b0bf
sqirl1083 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hope you been keeping limber with those kegel stretches vp taught you because.......wake up fatty! your report is richtering!!!..... http://magicseaweed.com/Hossegor-La-Graviere-Surf-Report/61/ ....!!!!
Coelacanth1083 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
He already said he had butterflies...Only a charging dude very secure in his manhood(yet displaying only a mild-mannered machismo)...can proudly wear pink...'accoutremonts'(sure hope I spelled that right)...in the lineup...AND share his gnarley waves excitement with us in metaphorical terms like...butterflies. ;^)
Coelacanth1083 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey Sqirl...It's probably NOT a good idea to use Germanic sounding action words like 'richtering' on Soutie...Isn't he nervous enough already...y'know...now that he's French an' all?
soutie1082 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wot sessions. omsc.
sqirl1081 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
what the f@ck is OMCS....?? ...french pastry??
Coelacanth1081 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well...since omg means...oh, my god!...maybe omsc means...oh my sweet christ!...Or possibly...oh my sooty copper!...http://www.butterfliesoffrance.com/html/Lycaena%20tityrus.htm
soutie1081 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
it has to be said slowly with the right ammount of awe : oooh my shattered aunt.
Coelacanth1081 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ooooh...I get it now. At first I thought you had misspelled your text term...and I was like...OMFG!!!...And then it slowly dawned on me that you were being 'modest' in your explanation of what omsc meant. This being a family-oriented site an' all...I was just about to offer 'oh my sick chihuahua' as an alternative to my other guesses...but I guess THAT would have been wrong too. Btw...I'm willing to bet that you will be using LOL before I will!!!
soutie1080 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
day one was double overhead .. never seen it that size and so clean on the reef, no more than 4 of us out at a time. day 2, smaller more crowded but hollow as muck, buzzing.
Coelacanth1078 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Have you got any...proof?...Not for me...For...you know...
soutie1077 days ago -6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
luckily none. cameras = crowds. thursday, friday are lined up to be epic aswell.
Coelacanth1076 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
C'mon now...Share something. VP did!...finally...I'm going to, if I ever see a big, clean swell...worth shooting video of. I missed one narrow windows of opportunity already with the Irene swell...but that will NOT happen again anytime soon...Just imagine the commenting we'll be able to add to the pics you share with us...You don't have to disclose the secret location...As if the surf there is really THAT good!...I need someone else's home break to be jealous of for a change...besides those damned smug, lucky Ozzies'.
Coelacanth1085 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm guessing Bravegoat is another 'London-based' surfer...??? =^0
Coelacanth1083 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ohhh...He's NOT a Londoner after all. I just assumed...He's actually a Yank. The worst kind too...A Yankee Yank.
Coelacanth1119 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Never thought YOU would abandon your flock!...They've been partyin' like it's 1929 ever since(Never seen Joggly happier either...THAT unrepentant hippy caner!) The past IS lookin' better and better these days, innit? ...OK, so you've gone into remote mode...again...fine...But, surely you haven't turned...snooty...on us TOO, have ya?
Coelacanth1121 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sooo...Is 'suppository' your final word then?...Fitting I suppose.
soutie1113 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no, not is my final word, not.
the vanity project1144 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Nice understatement action clownshoes
Coelacanth1144 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
If he hadn't misspelled popular...I would rejoin his cult right now!
soutie1142 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
rejoin ? you can checkout but you can never leave.
sqirl1177 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
so the french changed their flag to a powder blue thing with shiny gold accesories now did they....i am not surprised.
Coelacanth1171 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I recognized that flag in a Borat video clip...It's the national flag of Kazakhstan. Wonder if MSW has a Caspian Sea surf report?
the vanity project1186 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
nice flange action clownshoes
Coelacanth1139 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Welcome To The Hotel Clownipornia'
sqirl1219 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
beh..vi..laqua....beh..vi..laqua dorme vous....dorme vous morning bells are ringing.....morning bells are ringing.....ding DANG dong
mantis1265 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
do you want to buy some pictures clown?
the vanity project1267 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Redlines are for highlighting spelling mistakes not old ladies ankles!
Sneakybadger 1285 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey man, hows the swell been down your end? Been pumping round here so must have been out of control in your corner of the world! ! I'll be in your neck of the woods this september. First time in 6 years, we'll be hanging out around the Grav area if your around for a few bevvies and a pit or two!?
soutie1281 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cheers Badge, old boy. you probably have it beter, due to beach break saturation (here) and a coast line with nooks and crannies. we have some sheltered spots, (offshore on a westerly), but i havent had the time/inclination to go this winter, they are fickle, and the wave tends to be a bit pap (saffer for weak). thanks for the invite, but i wont drink with spongers.
Sneakybadger 1279 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Offshore on a westerly, i didn't even think that was possible on your coast. Yeah, all the sheltered spots lit up over the last swell(s). Been an unbelievable start to the year... Maybe for the best anyway, don't want to be slipped your something nasty and wake up all "Crusty"!
soutie1278 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just kidding, i am actually in not hossegor (parallel universe) and wont be near there in sept, would be cool to meet up, maybe at yours next winter seeings you have it so good.
Sneakybadger 1278 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Technically not my area but a few hours drive, we got our share but not as consistent as further west .. Yeah mate, if you ever fancy it give me a shout!
mantis1294 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I thought your "fuck off you knob" comment to me was just a random act of dude stuff and I got a laugh out of it. I do it to you. But I didnt put the latest HOLY BIBLE CLASSIC HAHAHAHA and the KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA comments. My last comment before your fuck off knob comment was the Great news, no one killed in the cyclone comment. Though I have been busy lately, I thought it good form to at least let all the people that sent me positive vibes when the cyclone was about to hit that no one was killed and there was a happy ending. So, my question to you is were you responding to a comment coming from my profile or random dude stuff. the all caps on the comments not posted by me is kinda a clue I think
soutie1294 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
fuck off you knob. hahaha
mantis1293 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
lol. wanker
soutie1300 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ah yes Mantis, the old "someone logged on as me" chestnut. gaze to the heavens manteets, there lies the answer.
mantis1309 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
there is usually somewhere with waves here in south queensland. there is always surf at burleigh heads and snapper (just about anyway) but your name better be mick or rocky balboa due to the crowds and localism. so I avoid such places. Kirra is a good place but squirel could now probably tell you more. thats his local now. the thing with kirra is its actually a whole bunch of beachs and the way the sand builds up and the number of beaches there you can get plenty of rights if rights are your thing. and if you head just over the border between gold coast and jogglies place there are a lot of places you can pull over and head through the trees to empty beachs. I am in brissy so sometimes I head to gold coast to stay with mates or sometimes i head up to sunshine coast. coolum, coloundra, etc. there are not so many people there and the beaches are beautiful. if I am just going for the morn I head to moffat or dickies or kings beach and there are some cool coves there with the softest powdery sand with reef points and sand bars that even break with the smallest swell on incoming tides or out going too. but sometimes i head to coolum and get myself a place on the beach front for a few days and just relax, surf in the morn, read during the day, go to a pub with live music at night or just relax on the sand with a surf pole and fold out chair, essky of brews. ironically my best friend from 6th grade in the U.S. lives up that way. I am supposed to go on a date with a chick that has a house in caloundra and she works in the city here in Brissy. so, this might work out. she stays with me during the week and me with her during the weekend. I have an angle on almost everything.
mantis1309 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
(I think I just did a McCloud)
sqirl1321 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
you are quoting a dude who routinely left his house forgetting to put on his trousers.....i like it!
Coelacanth1324 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
THIS universe(Are there more of them?...Hmmmmm)can seem a bit hostile on an up-close-and-personal level when a shark bites you. But so far, no aliens have abducted me, probed me or implanted anything in me...that I know about or can recall, that is. On a more profound(?)level though...I guess...we ARE all made of stars! See if you can spot your favorite(now dead, unfortunately...sniff)celebrity SOUTIE...This is NOT a spot-the-pasty trick, btw!!!...SwissCheeseHomey don't play dat game...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuCRjjE1eSY&feature=related
mantis1324 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
LMAO!!!!!YOU ARE HILARIOUS McCLOUD. one of the funniest guys on the site
soutie1324 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that.
Coelacanth1324 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Too bad Soutie...Try to find that Mobey 'We are all made of stars' music-vid some other way, maybe. That one included a pre-music interview about what ideas went into it. Really good stuff.
Coelacanth1324 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Thank you Mantis, I DO appreciate that...I am probably MORE tormented than you are, though. It's how I cope, I guess.
Coelacanth1324 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
'Moby'...that is..."We Are All Made Of Stars"...with clips of various Hollywood celebrities(stars)...The version with the production/ideas introduction/interview is a much better version, for a fuller appreciation of the concept, if you can find it. Hate all these cross-pond copywrite blockages. So annoying. Recognize the homage to "2001"?
Portpipe1356 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
didnt happen in the end bud. i was involved in a bizzare traffic accident in sept involving a miniature pony (trap in tow) 3 gypsies and another car. car in front braked hard cos the pony ran out on the road and i ran into the back of him. 800 bucks damage to the other car, always bundoran in Jan tho eh?
soutie1355 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
those minature ponies will get you every time
Portpipe1355 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
you couldnt watch them with a bag of eyeballs
soutie1348 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
handy, though, those bags of eyeballs.
Portpipe1347 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
just make sure you dont put them too close to your supply of bags of cats and they'll last a good 8-12 weeks
soutie1336 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
pesky things, those bags of cats.
expect us!1366 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We can achieve it we can achieve it
Portpipe1368 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i thought you'd enjoy this one. being a massive fan and all http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/dec/02/mick-hucknall-simply-red
Coelacanth1367 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Where's that thread with the Soutie-isms...'Holding Back The Ears' & 'Bunny's Too Tight To Mention'? That was CLASSIC! Probably even made VP jealous too!
Portpipe1366 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
cant remember which photo it was but never forgot them. funny shit
the vanity project1381 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Homework assignment for innumerate clowns. Count the grains of sand on a beach. SPOILER ALERT: If there’s 2 there’s a few.
sqirl1392 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
remember.....not only is soutie the president....he is also a client!!.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIns5I0_HQ
sqirl1393 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dont feel bad...they deleted my response to harvey on the same thread.....I dont see whats so bad about pam andersons tits bouncing on his head? oh yeah....and good call on the lava lamp!
Coelacanth1396 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My take on the whole AI/Dengue fever thing is incredibly close to yours, I think. Adding to all those other seemingly sincere accolades would feel awkward to me. He was a champion, surfer or not. Don't give a whit about surf contests, really(Surfing used to be different than all other 'sports'). I'm just trying to understand how that(his death) could happen. If it has any meaning at all, maybe shedding more light & funding for research that leads to finding a cure for this growing scourge that affects hundreds of thousands of people every year will be it. Sadly, that IS the way this celebrity-fixated world seems to work.
Spongerdudette1396 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
+1 for that comment Coelocanth, and yesterday I gave a +1 for Soutie's comment on the thread as well. I did put a comment expressing condolences on the tribute page, but that was just out of respect. But I believe our ''conversations'' on both Joggly's and your profile pages was about the ''events'' leading up to this, and about the actual disease itself. But I'm glad to see Coelocanth from your comment above that you agree with what I say about funding and research.
Coelacanth1395 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Well, I would try to disagree with you there about the need for more funding/research/resources to fight this disease...but who could do that?
Coelacanth1389 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hey dudette...Dengue vaccine development info! Yeah Bill & Melinda Gates!...http://www.tropika.net/svc/news/20080422/Souza20080422dengue
Coelacanth1448 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I haven't felt this happy about MSW since I first saw the Nessie(Bermuda) pic. The Magic is back! I take back everything bad I've said about MSW admin. in e-mails, Facebook & MSW comments lately!!!=)
Coelacanth1448 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh Geeze!...I wonder if it's too late to call off the /b/tard invasion?
Portpipe1449 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
double win and tonic for your sir
Mel in Florida1456 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its been a week, I need an answer!
the vanity project1454 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Leave him alone Mel, he already said he wont leave his wife
Coelacanth1462 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
OK... My half of the restoration drudge work on Soutie's page is complete. All comments/replies given +1's...My comments(and other's comments previously rated +1 BY me...?) were not increased by +1's...so someone else has to take that task on please. I need BOTH my 2 points restored here for each comment/reply of mine.
soutie1454 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
why would i undo all my hard work?
Coelacanth1454 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...It's a good thing you waited a week to say that wiseguy. Last time I looked no one was willing to finish restoring all YOUR magical mystery plus points. And I KNOW how much you care about your ratings!
Mel in Florida1464 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soutie I'm shocked! you never finished your joke!!! did I stump you on that last one? ;)
Spongerdudette1464 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Your page has been hit by the neg rater, but we're working on it to sort it out.
Younes1464 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
F..k! The guy takes the time to neg. all comments t'il the bottom of each page or photo, dedicated! I guess he has multiple profiles to be able to multiple neg...
Spongerdudette1464 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yeah I think so, or found a loophole in the system to do mass neg ratings.
Coelacanth1470 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have an idea for getting the much beloved action pic/surf art 'clown with pie'(available now ONLY on FB)onto MSW where all can enjoy it =)...if not buy it!=(...Now, don't pooh-pooh(groan)this idea just because it is Sqirl-inspired...Create an Eyeball Surf Report for Hossegor!...Sure, it might require a little effort...but it doesn't necessarily have to be accurate...or even based on reality! In fact...the more surreal the better! Are you not FRENCH?!!!...Just look at what those inspired artists Sqirl and Joggly have done so far!
sqirl1474 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i really want to join your cult! but alas I am the slave of an anon 4chan b/oxy b/tard that apparently is giving birth soon. he doesnt even have profile pic and he is going to make me wait until 5/19/13 (thats US style date) to find out the true meaning of our cult. i really want to convert but he doesnt make me pay any dues. is there anything we can do about the "freaken expensive" part? I dont have any money but i do have a face book stalker following of 155 likers!....or 2 depending on when you look at it. They will all join the cult (and I think some of them even have money). all we need is three rainbow colored school buses and a whole lot more kool aid and we are there! praise be to frenchy!! (COUGH!)
Coelacanth1474 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You misspelled /b/oxxy! Hey, some people take things like that very seriously. Speaking of slaves...I think Spongegirl has agreed to don a Princess Leia slave girl metal bikini and post her piccy in a 'private' message to ME on Facebook...as a 'gift'...woooohooooo!
Coelacanth1474 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/
Spongerdudette1474 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha Coelocanth. I said that I wouldn't mind trying the outfit......looks cool. And as for sending a pic of it to you on private messages on FB, you haven't opened the one I send you yet ;) lol
expect us!1472 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
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soutie1467 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
there you are, i was expecting you.
Portpipe1476 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
not yet. my ma threw a spanner in my plans. the folks are heading to portugal in october and want me to come too. so i'm thinking i might have a better chance of scoring waves. i still like the idea of hossie tho
the vanity project1487 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
aha, caught you online clownshoes, hows the cult going? You all taken a vow of silence or what (you and the other 2 cult members that is)
soutie1482 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
¿ ist you dast zer Brown Baron, herr Von Nutty PooEject ?
soutie1476 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Yes, and was just waiting on the delivery of my new "silent" keyboard, so up and running again.
anon1489 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soutie!
expect us!1481 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
/b/rother.. do not submit as we are here! An hero is coming!
dangalow1493 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My rotten rott just mutated into a Werewolf!
Toad1496 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Not all who wander are lost, but you make a valid point. You kept me thinking (almost) constantly with your comment. . . . .
sqirl1496 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"if theres two theres a poo" .....hahahahaha.....+2!! is the answer LOGboarders??
soutie1503 days ago -14 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
which fucking stalker is trolling through my comments on my page and rating them -1. get a life you fucking loser.
the vanity project1503 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I have a couple of unopened ‘Neg-obscurers’ that I never got to flog last year. Of course you could always use your cunning yet inferior coco box trick.
Coelacanth1503 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Normally, Harvey the archivist/historian would come to your rescue in these matters Super Girl. But if you simply scroll down this page(243 days ago as of today) until you see Soutie's mention of the/Vanity's Neg-Obscurer and copy/paste one of the addresses mentioned...all will(eventually...after yet more scrolling and reading)become clear. I know what a burden that is for you...but it's worth it! ;) Soutie...bummer about all the negs on your own page. You've been 'robbed' on the Brazil chick's pic too. From +84 down to only +11! Duuuude. That's GOTTA hurt!
sqirl1515 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
.....then you do the hokey pokey....
Portpipe1525 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Ha! the poor old french kinda imploded a tad, things didnt quite work out for Fifa too which was a huge bonus. Changing the rules to make sure the "big" countries get in then see them crash out early in the comp. so sweet
dangalow1532 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Right on man, I tried to find this video on u-tube for u but I gotta dig deeper, it's where some one gets held down for over a minute but resurfaces....good stuff!
dangalow1540 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
bouys measured @15'(it's max) that day, saw 3 sharks and we almost weren't allowed on the island, they evacuate when the nor'easters hit land, but it stayed off shore. I ducked the first 3 perfectly of a never ending set, but when the 4th one grabbed me, all u can do is count"1 Mississippi" I beat my board to the surface everytime! Very retarded to not condition or know ur limits! only rode 3 waves that day, all shoulder rides...and developed a closer relationship with a higher being:)Lesson learned...I remember that season charging head high surf like it was a joke after, but now that I'm fat, I was at that very spot yesterday(S-turns), solid stomach, and got WORKED! I lost my touch:(
soutie1564 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
10 facebook people like this page. who are these stalkers? do you know about The Cult Of Soutie,fucken expensive but worth it? email me at soutie@cultofsoutie.net (all small letters) for membership details.
dangalow1563 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm already a member soutie.....hey, can I have a refund? I used my pancrease transplant money and now I'm broke....
the vanity project1563 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Only 10???? How pedestrian. I had 60 last week and its been reset this week, I now have 12……which is still more friends than I have on my real facebook account…by some considerable margin.
soutie1563 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
sorry dangers, no can do. I spoke to our treasurer, IrishSoutieChick, and membership is lifetime. a few months in your case, unless we can rustle up something from our African ministry.
dangalow1559 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I just started on the FB and hate it! I think it's because I'm paranoid of the fact that your Employer, or potential employers, can see and study you on there...I should just make another one that's dangalow, matter of fact, ah ha.....my evil personality, and perverted comments can now be voiced, and I can have freaks like you two as friends and not worry about being fired or not hired.....Europe's not like that is it? It's hard to be yourself on there without worrying about being 86ed!
soutie1554 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
what annoys me is the status updates, like "x has just brushed his teeth and is walking the cat".
Coelacanth1553 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We understand Soutie...now, just put down the 5 iron and try to relax.
the vanity project1553 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
X has just put the 5 iron down and is trying to relax
soutie1552 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
fancy a move to France chillOcat ? my kids smashed up my last 2 garden gnomes and you fit the bill as a replacement (definately in the twinkliness departement). dont worry though, i have hidden the 5 iron.
Coelacanth1552 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh, don't tempt me. Let's see what this oil slick does first. Now that they've(BP) hired the 'Avatar'/'Titanic' director J. Cameron as a consultant(I am NOT making this up!), I am feeling more relieved that there will be a happy ending...in a surrealistic way perhaps(I have to admit I haven't seen either movie). I wonder if they've hired the 'Alice In Wonderland' director too. I wonder where your kids learn that kind of aggressive, frustration relieving behavior involving golf clubs(and/or cricket bats). Btw...my cat is making the cutest snoring noises right now!
Coelacanth1552 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
If they hire F. Ford Coppola(have seen the the term 'Oilpocalypse Now' in some news/blog? text very recently)as a consultant too, I will just assume "this is the end"...France(woohoo Hossegor Surf Chick) here I come!
sqirl1550 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
You scoff at Cameron's skills! but he has come up with the best idea so far! They are creating a Ron Jeremy Avatar that is going to be sent down to plug the pipe! They already tested the avatar on Madonna to make sure it had the necessary girth!
sqirl1581 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
wake up frenchy....time to surf!
sqirl1581 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
seeing as yer hiding behind that saffer flag.....J bay is probably the best bet.....looks epic!!
the vanity project1587 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
We had it as well, I’m old enough to remember it too, how shit is that? It had the Omen theme “o fortuna” playing over the top and some blonde guy with a bowl haircut splash his face with aftershave after a surf…cos that’s just what your salty dried out skin craves after a good session, alcohol based scented liquid.
soutie1587 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i am also old enough to remember shitting myself to the omen.
Sneakybadger 1676 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Wait.... have they killed Shorey the 2nd and Sqirl?? How much damage could they have down in 24 hours!?
KILGORE1676 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the MagicSeaWeed. I'm on here a week now... waiting for a deletion... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room... online , I get weaker, and every minute Ben squats on his medicine ball in Admin, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter... Ive seen deletions... deletions that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a spammer. You have a right to delete me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what deletion means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and deletion are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies !
Sneakybadger 1676 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha!
the vanity project1676 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha, case of appletinis for that one Kilgore
harveywallbanger1676 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Har har, KTI
KIMBALINOS1698 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
have a good one tomoz!!!walk if you have to!!looking like it wont be too bad here. Who'm I kidding I might get a ripple.! "shred head!!" ha corney or what!! gonna grow myself a moustache and put cheese on it!! surfing the life bra!
soutie1696 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it was an interesting session medically. years after my circumcision, my foreskin miraculously reappeared.
the vanity project1696 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sure it wasn’t your hymen? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbINYprB3K8
soutie1729 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
welcome to my page. its fun here. thursday forcast 3.2 meter 16 seconds, light offshore winds. everything is geared towards that day. its been onshore, raining for 3 weeks. i would have bashed together an ark in the backyard but no one can tell me wots a cubit.
Coelacanth1729 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I'm sure Ed/MSW does. Btw(hahaha)...Is that forecast from him to you...personally? That's a cheap buy-off to quash the 'pie chucking clown' massacre(wot...there were TWO of them!) reaction! The natives are STILL restless.
Coelacanth1729 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Dammit! Not 'does'...I meant...'can'
the vanity project1725 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Jules: “what do they call a whopper?”
soutie1720 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
correction, it is called an Ypres
Sneakybadger 1731 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The old VW camper vans..the ones with the v on the front.
soutie1731 days ago -8 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
yip, gotcha. the ones blokes used to own cause they were cheap, reliable and easy to maintain / repair, but are now owned by clueless yuppies who pay through the nose for these image enhancing chariots even though the spares are pricy and they have no idea how to maintain them, or blokes who have hung onto them from the old days. look, i hate to generalise, maybe thats not always the case, just 99 % of the time. i recall you split screen comment from the bodyboard/scooter pic (happy trails). when i first started scanning the comments here i thought "LOL" was some surfer slang i was too uncool to know about. hahaha omg so lol :). luv ya guys.
soutie1731 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
btw that "omg so lol :). luv ya guys" was tongue in cheek. i havnt gone all Mantis on you. and by the way that "btw" was my usual open quotes" irony"close quotes.
Coelacanth1731 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
"Resistance is futile...You WILL be assimilated!"
Sneakybadger 1731 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha, very true soutie and exactly my point...and yes resistance is futile!
Coelacanth1730 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I've been wondering for quite awhile now what Soutie meant by the term "veedub splitter"...Don't remember the context or photo exactly(Playa Hermosa?)...Btw, I only use one text speak term(btw)because it saves typing and is a handy thought connector. The rest of it makes me cringe a bit. I would let Seven of Nine assimilate me anytime! But I will resist the rest of you boogs...er Borgs...to the end!
Sneakybadger 1730 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Lower your suits and surrender your sticks. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.
the vanity project1730 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
My car windscreen has a chip in it, if I don’t get it fixed can I be part of the ‘split-screen massive’?
soutie1729 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
that was the too tight speedo, chillocat.
Coelacanth1729 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Oh yeah...Kind of a painful mental image...must not have wanted to go there.
harveywallbanger1732 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=91446 ...... +56?
Didier1732 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
its up to +59 now. some of the jokes on that page are wicked.
soutie1732 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha, forgot about that. i personally prefered the "squirl walks into a bar" and "a shorey walks into a bar" jokes but .. hey.
soutie1732 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no wonder my rating is up to 0.9... all these time bombs ticking all over the place. (cult of soutie terms and conditions apply always read the lable)
soutie1740 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks munchkins. that was fucking brilliant. i am going to save it here for as long as this profile is not deleted. http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html
Meunchkkleeerrr III1742 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
gutted about the pie-chucking pic. it was a particular fave of mine. I am punching the air in a breakfast club emilio estevez/paul gleason style as a salute to your comic genius...a bit :)
Mel in Florida1745 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
aw, I have another joke, but its kinda old. why is 6 afraid of 7? because seven ate nine! :P
Mel in Florida1744 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
alright alright.... I give up... lol
Coelacanth1744 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup X 10!!! What's THAT you ask? Why...it's the imaginary sound of crickets, haha. I hear it often. Sorry Mel! Keep trying(just a lot harder...this is a tough, jaded, cynical, humor/entertainment starved crowd, not Muppets...like ISC called us!) ;)
Mel in Florida1744 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
agh, well you all seem to like bar jokes. So, a string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve strings". The string goes outside and ties itself in a knot and freys it's ends. It goes back in the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "didn't you just walk in here?" The string replies "I'm a freyed knot".
Coelacanth1744 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Hahaha...That's much better!...Even Soutie will like THAT one!
soutie1744 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
brilliant Mel, just brilliant.
Mel in Florida1744 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you, does that joke qualify me for being funny?
Mel in Florida1743 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
the comments are scattering again.. look at my above comment, haha
soutie1743 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
this one is twice as funny. why is 12 afraid of 14? well, because 14 16 18.
Mel in Florida1743 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ha... haha... ha... uhhh, yep, good one! :)
Coelacanth1745 days ago +4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
WOW!...It's the motherload of gold nuggets!!! Thanks you guys!
Coelacanth1746 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I was intrigued by this one-liner comment attributed to you recently(on my page)by Mantis: (Soutie quote) "what, like a time-share?"...since it seems to have made such a lasting, positive impression on him(and even the MSW admin guys!) for it's creativity, wit, humor and/or sarcasm. If you can recall/reconstruct the context or set-up situation, comment, photo, etc....I'd really like to see it...or the link to it...pleeeeease!!!
the vanity project1746 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
I actually made the original comment but deleted it as it wasn’t up to my usually high standards, Clown Shoes must have picked it up and ran with it??? I’ve got to throw the plebeians some scraps from time to time.
the vanity project1746 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Revenge is a ddrrdish best served cold (now we are even for the Police Academy debacle)
harveywallbanger1746 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The arbitrator/historian will provide....... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=86856
harveywallbanger1746 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Another soutie archive ............. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=80562
soutie1746 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thanks chief archiver harv. (hahaha.. historian) that last one has comments from 364 days ago. coincidence ? i think not. a year of typing rubbish on this shitty site. if i had invested that time wisely i could have learned finnish or something, probably wouldnt have had such a laugh though. CoolOCat, read about Vanity's Neg-Obscurer 2000 here ... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=95824 ... heres another good one http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779 . this is like those corny sitcoms where they run out of ideas and rehash the best of bits from previous episodes while everyone is stuck in a lift reminising (whachho ..whachoo..whachooo talking bout willis?)
harveywallbanger1746 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Shorey Archive: .... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=84511
harveywallbanger1746 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Veeps's first with the marks and spencer voice was about his best, lost i'm afraid and as sqirl got deleted so did most of his, So this is just for kicks, ....... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=43050
soutie1745 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
best Commenter in Multiple Simultaneous Roles goes to ...........
soutie1745 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
squirl you dork, you opened the wrong envelope. the academy should have an award for the best portrail of a gracious loser, going to last years non-winning nominee with the most convincing shit-eating grin as the winner is announced. thats how i felt when Joggles awarded Vanity the best comment. how about best riposte?
soutie1745 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
now we come to this years Kelly for best riposte. the first nominee is Soutie for his snappy "fine thanks, i stood up" in the Shorey feature "hows the downs syndrome coming along?".
harveywallbanger1743 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sqirl, no go buddy, I remember the string but just didnt save it to favourites,
soutie1742 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thank you, thank you, snuffle snuffle. best anal comment award. i am humbled. must have been for the E.U. approved anus elasticity coeffecient comment here http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=109153
soutie1740 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
most astute comment to Shorey for his "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SOUTIE". best fictitious rapper ? me for Scoob Diddly Cube. hahahaha Soutie you genius.
Coelacanth1738 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Sometimes we forget that the comment section under the submitted and 'approved' photos was intended by MSW (I think) for us to comment about the actual photo. But that gets boring real quick, doesn't it? I get as big a kick out of these 'EU approved anus elasticity coefficient' diversions, hahaha, as the next guy (or gal!). But a special award(NOT implying they are 'special'!) should be given to those troopers who try to stick with the MSW program! I nominate Mel for her "Them wave sure is purty" comment! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=114377...It probably should be noted that she was just playing a role Veeps had assigned to her as an American hillbilly...in some kind of perverse British pedo fantasy game of his!...and she was just brilliantly playing along. Her comment is an MSW classic for me!
Coelacanth1753 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
I got bored...what with Sqirl recently turned into an Aussie pod person/deleter and Veeps no longer creatively inspired since Sir Muenchklerr went off to China...so I started looking at fave photos on other peoples profile pages. Found a boring looking Cape Cod, Mass. pic on your page...and made it one of my faves just because of all the great banter on it from about a year ago. Confirmed something I just said to Mantis. Btw...I recently added some MSW 'approved' art to my massive fave 'photo' collection...Feel free to look so you'll have an idea of what is...and is NOT...acceptable. They were automatically inserted way near the bottom...unlike most other recently added 'photos'...so you'll have to scroll waaaay down. I'm now even more confused about the MSW 'NO ART' policy but am afraid these 4 'photos' will be 'disappeared' if any fuss gets made. Enjoy...Oh yeah...Veeps really let you down on the catchy catch phrase thing, hehehe.
Coelacanth1741 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
So deletion is a completely natural part of life is it? I've been meaning to respond to that but got distracted. I'll bet Harvey "The Wall" Banger (historian/archivist) doesn't agree with that! Remember that video clip of that tiny little Amazonian 'catfish' that swims up your pee hole if you urinate while wading in the water. THAT'S a completely natural part of 'life' too! Doesn't mean you have to LIKE it! CAUTION: This video may be even more disturbing to sensitive viewers than Sqirl's exploding boil video!!!..."Candiru...The Toothpick Fish"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI&feature=related
Sneakybadger 1754 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Soooooooouuuuuutie, Soooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiie!
Coelacanth1760 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Man we're so wound up...we're like those little mechanical monkeys you wind up and they just bang their cymbals together and make a racket...until they wind down.
soutie1783 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjInCOLJI0&feature=PlayList&p=FFD6BA1DC9CBA1DA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7 ..... this one really kicks in about the 1.37 minute mark
Dicer1798 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey Soutie, well I used to work at Crantock Bakery (when I was 17)so I do have a small amount of pasty crimping knowledge. RE:dry pasties are better covered with HP as to avoid camel toe tongue fatigue.
the vanity project1806 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Found the little blighter…. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779 P.S. (pasty conundrum) I think you can use a bit of beef or veg stock to un-dry-ify your pasty, but I’m no expert, best ask Dicer, he is “Proper Cornish” which means he should have Pasty knowledge passed down the generations just like his extra fingers and webbed toes (I guess being a sponger webbed toes ain’t such a raw deal for him though, saves buying fins)
the vanity project1806 days ago -7 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
VINCENT: “You know they make Pastys in France?” JULES: “How?” VINCENT : “Deep fried in Batter.” JULES: “Goddamn.” VINCENT: “I've seen 'em do it, man. They f***in' drown 'em in that shit.”
soutie1806 days ago -4 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha, just had a reread of that old classic. do you realise that shite is being beamed out into infinity. was it "contact", the Carl Sagan novel where alien life form transmitted a blueprint for building some advanced spaceship out into the cosmos and humans detected this communication (cunningly superimposed onto some random electromagnetic wave or something), decoded it and built the ship which apparantly failed to function. it actually did work but in a flash of an instant ( which was a considerable time for the pilot). i digress, but if some alien life form intercepts that post they will be scratching their noggins, if they have noggins and if they also have the habit of scratching them when confused.
the vanity project1805 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
By my wholly unscientific calculations I believe that these messages are just reaching Rigel 7, where Kang and Kodos are scratching their green oversized heads with glee. These transmission will create much excitement among the Rigilian population and I will be revered as a God (however I must reluctantly share this role with Aha) and have ultimate power of the universe…mwwahahaha puny earthlings! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos (see photo, he actually is scratching his head!) P.S. New Rigel 7 / Aha remix national anthem?: “the sun always shine on VP”
harveywallbanger1809 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
No probs, dig his style. Almost a mix of Slats - machado. (More machado) BTW you watching the Hurley Pro at the moment,, http://www.hurley.com/hurleypro/ starts around 3:30.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d1819 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
shit dude you already know - to say the least it was unreal for beach breaks to produce double overhead + , how r things on your side of the globe mon ami ?
the vanity project1821 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Negatory clown-shoes, tried 3 times, and I can usually spot pastys a mile away.
soutie1821 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mwaaaaahaaaaahaaaa, you couldnt spot the non-existant pasty. revenge is sweet. 3 times, the music must be deeply embedded. dududiduum di da da dum, didadadimtydum. now you have it too. dont worry, there is a cure : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpsO7usXyL8
the vanity project1820 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“For a vegetarian, Renton, you're a f***ing evil shot”. Your sick, that was bordering on evil genius territory. And CoolKeith says I’m cruel? Nice remedy though, lovin the Rub-a-dub dancehall styley Sout-Souts! ……”NICE UP THE DANCE!!!”
Coelacanth1820 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Don't you care about collateral damage to innocent villagers (or village idiots in my case)? I watched that damn clip at least 6 times...even pausing and backing up...until I finally concluded it wasn't there. What was Veep's offense to draw such retaliation?
the vanity project1826 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Close-outs, tiring paddles, savage poundings, dragged off point, snack hallucinations and pasty drool. Dude you just described my average surf . All except for the “foot-long” reference, that usually describes the wave size not the snack length! How depressing is it when your lunch is bigger than the surf?…..hey what was that pasty video clip thingy, you didn’t post the link?
Coelacanth1819 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
That's what makes it even more diabolical. He was just drawin' you in...and made you ASK for it!!
Get Joggly1836 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The Queen of Light took her bow and then she turned to go The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone... Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light The Dark Lord rides in force tonight, and time will tell us all... Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, race now to my bow... Side by side we wait the might, of the darkest of them all... I hear the forces asunder down in the valley below I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow... The apples of the valley hold the seeds of happiness The ground is rich from tender care, which they do not forget, no, no Dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light... The apples turn to brown and black, the tyrant's face is red... Oh, war is the common cry, pick up your swords and fly The sky is filled with good and bad, mortals never know... Oh well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow... The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath The drums will shake the castle wall, the Ringwraiths ride in black (ride on)... Sing as you raise your bow, (ride on) shoot straighter than before No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold... Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back, bring it back... At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes... Oh, bring it back, bring it back... BRING SOUTIE BACK !
soutie1836 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM
the vanity project1836 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“One clown to rule them all, One clown to find them, One clown to bring them all and in the darkness bind them”
soutie1835 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
if anyone's ring rules them all, its Irish Surf Chicks' with its bi-directional airstream capabilities.
Meunchkkleeerrr III1838 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
where abouts in the bleck cuntraaaiiiiiy? and what the heck are doing as a froglord then? Alos where heck have you been? HUH??? you guys got some seriously nice surferrooony in july!
soutie1838 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
egoli
Meunchkkleeerrr III1837 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
what????
KILGORE1842 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Drrrrrrrrr dish !
Meunchkkleeerrr III1858 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
"blow hot air out of you filthy french frie mouth" ahahahahaahha. ps i was born near Dudleeeeeeyyy! (i keep that one quiet)
soutie1841 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i too am from the bleck country
the vanity project1863 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
There were some chunky puppies rolling in that day but well formed and clean. Nice waves to shoot and just sit and play in. Love the feeling of ducking under a wave without having to worry about a board, just fin up into the back of it and let it suck you up and roll you over. I’ll be a sponger yet!!!….Taken same day: http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=116235 rights and lefts for hours, take your pick, its that kind of sight from the cliff top that makes you rush to get in and end up putting your wetsuit on back-to-front!
the vanity project1859 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
P.S. We measure our waves in pastys not feet. So a Hawaiian 4ft equates to at least a 16 pasty wave in Cornwall. The Cribbar can hold a 100+ pasty wave when its on, which sounds epic. This was going to be the new measuring system until we converted to metric with the EU.
Mel in Florida1880 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey, is it me, or are the surf reports down?
soutie1880 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hope not cause monday is forecast as offshore 6ft, at last. that is for 25 minutes, then a month of onshore wind. still, could be worse.
soutie1880 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
yes, but they are always there. you have to, what we call, "scroll" down to see them.
Mel in Florida1878 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
on my computer, the surf reports were down for the entire day, but they are back up
the vanity project1878 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Phew Mel that was close, I’ll inform the Joint Chiefs of Staff to take us back down to Defcon 5!
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d1890 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
w.y.t.b.w ? please enlighten me as to the question
soutie1863 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
Meunchkkleeerrr III1890 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hahaha get bent phillip.
soutie1898 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i feel a presence.... some recently passed to the other side.. . . . . a fat man, mildly retarded... american perhaps, yes, from the south. i am getting a name.........squaddle.. no, squiddle..can you speak to us? can you communicate something to us squiddle? SPEAK to us squiddle.............................. .... .... ..... ..... .... alas.... there is just a void.
the vanity project1898 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
ClownShoes, that was classic! cross my palm with (Quick) silver (merchandise)
the vanity project1897 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
One rodent avatars life ended on June 20th, 2009. The survivors of the culling called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the server machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent a Ben-inator back through time. It’s mission: to destroy the leader of the redneck resistance, Squazzle Connor…..(damn it, Alby has gone already….he changes his profiles more than I change my undies)
the vanity project1929 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Negatory Clown-Shoes, the Vanity Project has been unsuccessful at sucking air up his bum. Barometric pressure is 1016 and rising so may be affecting my experiments. Will replace butt-plug for now and try again later. FYI, I have been putting some serious training hours in at the maternity birthing pool in an attempt to locate the pelvic muscles that should focus my efforts and lead to victory. You will rue the day you ever threw the gauntlet down on this challenge sonny.
harveywallbanger1931 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Was redest Du denn, Willis?!
simonsais1932 days ago -2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
thats a weird profile description. Its almost like your watching me watch you
Mel in Florida1933 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
The trip was NOT good! I prefer FL.
simonsais1937 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
hey I'm having difficulty changing my picture to one I want. Can you help me?
soutie1937 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
they probably wont accept your portrait because it too closely resembles an anus.
simonsais1935 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
oh well I'm only going to talk kak anyway
soutie1939 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
it looks like a squirl, its gonads swing like a squirl's, it walks like a squirl, but it stinks of chucky. aaaah, psy ops. youve gone in deep my friend. the worm has definately turned for you.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d1973 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
mon amie I feel the madness has taken over
the vanity project1980 days ago +3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Freaky coincidence, Spinal Tap was on TV last night (itv-1 Harvey did you see it?), my telly is crap so I couldn’t watch it in ‘Dobly’ sound!! Forgot about the dwarves, very good clown-shoes, made me chuckle. Only pulling your chain about Irish-Girl, we know you can handle a dig every now and then. Glad you had a couple of barrels this week, the only barrels I see at my break have been jettisoned from tankers.
harveywallbanger1980 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Freakishly I was switching channels when I saw it and it was actually on that exact scene. Also went on to forbid him even pointing at his new Strat, ... Quite strange actually, still stranger things have happened, like the cows ability to allocate 40+ votes to a comment these days//
soutie1980 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
freakishly i smashed up some shit with a cricket bat last night
Keith Panini1984 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........by gum
KILGORE2004 days ago +6 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
“The Surfing Way” as it were cannot dictate rules in an endeavor that’s inherently non-conforming. Surfing is not pre-packaged and controllable. There’re no tee times, referees, or penalty flags. It’s savage and wild and chaotic, like the nature of the ocean itself. That is in large part the allure: to tame the wild beast, slay the uncontrollable dragon. But with that wildness comes a social order that’s freeform and spontaneous. The only laws that exist are ones that are self-imposed—and MSW ADMIN !
soutie2004 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
you left out a comma after *as it were*.
soutie2005 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i had to look twice at that Kelly Brook pic. swore it was my missus at first.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d2009 days ago Unrated Rate Positive Rate Negative
Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez brother soutie
soutie2009 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
Les Voitures ? haha The Cars, Let the good times roll, let em ro'oll
archibald gruntfuttock2024 days ago -5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
no not really. twat is a term of endearment where I come from, at least I think so. thats what everybody calls me anyway.
soutie2023 days ago -3 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
i see where the confusion crept in. where i come from fucking twat is a term of endearment, whereas twat is an insult.
Keith Panini2027 days ago +5 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
It is beautiful isnt it, a friends cat made it for me out of rat. Ah, lovely!
Meunchkkleeerrr III2049 days ago -1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
dude its Fatima whitbread!!!jevelin supremo and all round tranny! i sent this a few days ago but webbie seems to be messing up a bit, liking the new font though! keep on smiling pal!
sugscott2094 days ago +1 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
idiot.
crunchycruiser3522125 days ago +2 Rating Rate Positive Rate Negative
good call with the lava lamp!hahaha