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If you get down and quarrel everyday. You're saying prayers to the devil, I say. Why not help one another on the way. Make it much easier (just a little bit easier). Say you just can't live that negative way. You know what I mean. Make way, for the positive day. Cause it's a new day. New time, new feeling yeah! Say it's a new sign. Oh what a new day
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aptly named the wonder bra. when she takes it off you wonder where the tits have gone.
re-sent. that came out wrong. renviado...
this one is twice as funny. why is 12 afraid of 14? well, because 14 16 18.
hi Ben, i resent that email, in case you didnt get it. many thanks , Soutie
today is 5 meter 16 seconds. pity i have some knitting that just must be done.
brilliant Mel, just brilliant.
! !
bloody comments going in random places again. that was for Mel, sorry... not that funny.
sorry, not that funny.
now we come to this years Kelly for best riposte. the first nominee is Soutie for his snappy "fine thanks, i stood up" in the Shorey feature "hows the downs syndrome coming along?".
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Mel in Florida2 days ago Reply
aw, I have another joke, but its kinda old. why is 6 afraid of 7? because seven ate nine! :P
Mel in Florida16 hours ago Reply
thank you, does that joke qualify me for being funny?
Mel in Florida1 day ago Reply
alright alright.... I give up... lol
Coelocanth1 day ago Reply
chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup X 10!!! What's THAT you ask? Why...it's the imaginary sound of crickets, haha. I hear it often. Sorry Mel! Keep trying(just a lot harder...this is a tough, jaded, cynical, humor/entertainment starved crowd, not Muppets...like ISC called us!) ;)
Mel in Florida21 hours ago Reply
agh, well you all seem to like bar jokes. So, a string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve strings". The string goes outside and ties itself in a knot and freys it's ends. It goes back in the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "didn't you just walk in here?" The string replies "I'm a freyed knot".
Coelocanth20 hours ago Reply
Hahaha...That's much better!...Even Soutie will like THAT one!
Soutie19 hours ago Delete Reply
brilliant Mel, just brilliant.
Mel in Florida15 hours ago Reply
the comments are scattering again.. look at my above comment, haha
Soutie3 hours ago Delete Reply
this one is twice as funny. why is 12 afraid of 14? well, because 14 16 18.
Coelocanth2 days ago Reply
WOW!...It's the motherload of gold nuggets!!! Thanks you guys!
Coelocanth3 days ago Reply
I was intrigued by this one-liner comment attributed to you recently(on my page)by Mantis: (Soutie quote) "what, like a time-share?"...since it seems to have made such a lasting, positive impression on him(and even the MSW admin guys!) for it's creativity, wit, humor and/or sarcasm. If you can recall/reconstruct the context or set-up situation, comment, photo, etc....I'd really like to see it...or the link to it...pleeeeease!!!
the vanity project3 days ago Reply
I actually made the original comment but deleted it as it wasn’t up to my usually high standards, Clown Shoes must have picked it up and ran with it??? I’ve got to throw the plebeians some scraps from time to time.
the vanity project3 days ago Reply
Revenge is a ddrrdish best served cold (now we are even for the Police Academy debacle)
HeavyBallHanger 13 days ago Reply
The arbitrator/historian will provide....... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=86856
HeavyBallHanger 13 days ago Reply
Another soutie archive ............. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=80562
Soutie3 days ago Delete Reply
thanks chief archiver harv. (hahaha.. historian) that last one has comments from 364 days ago. coincidence ? i think not. a year of typing rubbish on this shitty site. if i had invested that time wisely i could have learned finnish or something, probably wouldnt have had such a laugh though. CoolOCat, read about Vanity's Neg-Obscurer 2000 here ... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=95824 ... heres another good one http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779 . this is like those corny sitcoms where they run out of ideas and rehash the best of bits from previous episodes while everyone is stuck in a lift reminising (whachho ..whachoo..whachooo talking bout willis?)
HeavyBallHanger 13 days ago Reply
Shorey Archive: .... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=84511
HeavyBallHanger 13 days ago Reply
Veeps's first with the marks and spencer voice was about his best, lost i'm afraid and as sqirl got deleted so did most of his, So this is just for kicks, ....... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=43050
Joggly 2 days ago Reply
Sounds like you could put to gather a nice end of year awards presentation ? May i Nominate the tea doily tatt thread ( VP) and the best youtube link (Soutie) Clerks 2 Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings. SO FUKN LOL !
Soutie2 days ago Delete Reply
best Commenter in Multiple Simultaneous Roles goes to ...........
sqirl2 days ago Reply
Heavy B.....If I may....does anyone know where the pic is for the string that soutie and I made the shorey grinch's "heart grow three sizes that day"........most of the comments are lost but that was a good one....now time to do what I do when one of those reHASH episodes is on.....and turn the profile page!
Soutie2 days ago Delete Reply
now we come to this years Kelly for best riposte. the first nominee is Soutie for his snappy "fine thanks, i stood up" in the Shorey feature "hows the downs syndrome coming along?".
Soutie2 days ago Delete Reply
squirl you dork, you opened the wrong envelope. the academy should have an award for the best portrail of a gracious loser, going to last years non-winning nominee with the most convincing shit-eating grin as the winner is announced. thats how i felt when Joggles awarded Vanity the best comment. how about best riposte?
sqirl21 hours ago Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....you fucker!!.....caught me profile surfing with those nuggets! I guess some things are just as funny the second time around.......
Joggly 19 hours ago Reply
The " That comment sucked ( as in DRY ) award " ..... Shorey !
HeavyBallHanger 123 minutes ago Reply
Sqirl, no go buddy, I remember the string but just didnt save it to favourites,
Irish Surf Chick4 days ago Reply
OFFICIAL SURVEY; Is Mel the nicest person on this site? Please respond by posting either YES or No on Mel’s page.
Coelocanth2 days ago Reply
For all those Americans who dont follow soccer...like me...ISC's remark about French cheating has something to do with some illegal use of hands (whilst scoring a goal?) in a major (playoff/final?) game between France and Ireland! It's caused quite a stir, I guess! With our age gap...ISC will always be hot...no matter what!...to me! ;)(Just avoid glancing through National Geographic magazines from now on darlin'!)
Soutie4 days ago Delete Reply
why does No have a small "o". subliminal vote rigging ?? IrishScreenCheat?
the vanity project4 days ago Reply
A capital O would appear larger than her boobietrons on her profile pic like so: OO these also look firmer, rounder and a touch perkier. Perhaps she feels inferior next to these puppys.
Irish Surf Chick3 days ago Reply
Soutie – ouch! Me cheat? Never! Anyway I thought that was the French speciality? Hand of god and all…. ohlay ohlay ohlay to you too, what national pride do you feel? Veeps – I’d say my puppies are more O O appose to OO, natural spacing you see. I, like most of the best things in life, improve with age.
the vanity project3 days ago Reply
Wait until gravity catches up with you and they go from O O to 0 0 and then we’ll see if you think time improves em. Still, at least they ain’t o o or worse still . .
Soutie2 days ago Delete Reply
! !
the vanity project1 day ago Reply
Haha Souts, she is 30 not 60. no wonderbra will save those puppys
Soutie3 hours ago Delete Reply
aptly named the wonder bra. when she takes it off you wonder where the tits have gone.
Coelocanth2 hours ago Reply
If you guys keep trying to scare her she may become insecure and turn to something drastic we'll ALL regret!...Vera De Milo Workout Video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic&feature=related
the vanity project2 hours ago Reply
Look for them at knee level
Coelocanth10 days ago Reply
I got bored...what with Sqirl recently turned into an Aussie pod person/deleter and Veeps no longer creatively inspired since Sir Muenchklerr went off to China...so I started looking at fave photos on other peoples profile pages. Found a boring looking Cape Cod, Mass. pic on your page...and made it one of my faves just because of all the great banter on it from about a year ago. Confirmed something I just said to Mantis. Btw...I recently added some MSW 'approved' art to my massive fave 'photo' collection...Feel free to look so you'll have an idea of what is...and is NOT...acceptable. They were automatically inserted way near the bottom...unlike most other recently added 'photos'...so you'll have to scroll waaaay down. I'm now even more confused about the MSW 'NO ART' policy but am afraid these 4 'photos' will be 'disappeared' if any fuss gets made. Enjoy...Oh yeah...Veeps really let you down on the catchy catch phrase thing, hehehe.
sqirl10 days ago Reply
...the best banter on that pic was deleted X. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=77633&browseSession=e9c516b111cc2a685cf9c2cd072f947e >>>>>>>>>. http://magicseaweed.com/user.php?id=22169 >>>>>Page Unavailable! Deletion is a completely natural part of life!
Sneakybadger11 days ago Reply
Soooooooouuuuuutie, Soooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiie!
sqirl14 days ago Reply
hey! I need a good excuse to get out of work!
Soutie13 days ago Delete Reply
surf's up
sqirl13 days ago Reply
"good morning sir....no I want be able to make it in today....whats the matter you ask?....well nothing really...just the surfs up.....yes....Ok....alright then I will be in this afternoon to collect my things"
Soutie8 days ago Delete Reply
it works hey, then you get to surf tommorow as well.
Coelocanth17 days ago Reply
Man we're so wound up...we're like those little mechanical monkeys you wind up and they just bang their cymbals together and make a racket...until they wind down.
Hindleg18 days ago Reply
Hey therrrrrre
Soutie17 days ago Delete Reply
wots up ?
Soutie40 days ago Delete Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjInCOLJI0&feature=PlayList&p=FFD6BA1DC9CBA1DA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7 ..... this one really kicks in about the 1.37 minute mark
Dicer55 days ago Reply
hey Soutie, well I used to work at Crantock Bakery (when I was 17)so I do have a small amount of pasty crimping knowledge. RE:dry pasties are better covered with HP as to avoid camel toe tongue fatigue.
Irish Surf Chick59 days ago Reply
No, I am blond. And defiantly not flat chested. The next time I’m in France I’ll pop around for a cuppa T.
sqirl59 days ago Reply
how about a cup of D instead?......B......btw that was an emoticon
Soutie55 days ago Delete Reply
more than welcome, just put some clothes on, wouldnt want to throw off the ankle snapper's feeding routine.
the vanity project63 days ago Reply
Found the little blighter…. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779 P.S. (pasty conundrum) I think you can use a bit of beef or veg stock to un-dry-ify your pasty, but I’m no expert, best ask Dicer, he is “Proper Cornish” which means he should have Pasty knowledge passed down the generations just like his extra fingers and webbed toes (I guess being a sponger webbed toes ain’t such a raw deal for him though, saves buying fins)
the vanity project63 days ago Reply
VINCENT: “You know they make Pastys in France?” JULES: “How?” VINCENT : “Deep fried in Batter.” JULES: “Goddamn.” VINCENT: “I've seen 'em do it, man. They f***in' drown 'em in that shit.”
Soutie63 days ago Delete Reply
hahaha, just had a reread of that old classic. do you realise that shite is being beamed out into infinity. was it "contact", the Carl Sagan novel where alien life form transmitted a blueprint for building some advanced spaceship out into the cosmos and humans detected this communication (cunningly superimposed onto some random electromagnetic wave or something), decoded it and built the ship which apparantly failed to function. it actually did work but in a flash of an instant ( which was a considerable time for the pilot). i digress, but if some alien life form intercepts that post they will be scratching their noggins, if they have noggins and if they also have the habit of scratching them when confused.
the vanity project62 days ago Reply
By my wholly unscientific calculations I believe that these messages are just reaching Rigel 7, where Kang and Kodos are scratching their green oversized heads with glee. These transmission will create much excitement among the Rigilian population and I will be revered as a God (however I must reluctantly share this role with Aha) and have ultimate power of the universe…mwwahahaha puny earthlings! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos (see photo, he actually is scratching his head!) P.S. New Rigel 7 / Aha remix national anthem?: “the sun always shine on VP”
HeavyBallHanger 166 days ago Reply
No probs, dig his style. Almost a mix of Slats - machado. (More machado) BTW you watching the Hurley Pro at the moment,, http://www.hurley.com/hurleypro/ starts around 3:30.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d76 days ago Reply
shit dude you already know - to say the least it was unreal for beach breaks to produce double overhead + , how r things on your side of the globe mon ami ?
the vanity project78 days ago Reply
Negatory clown-shoes, tried 3 times, and I can usually spot pastys a mile away.
Soutie78 days ago Delete Reply
mwaaaaahaaaaahaaaa, you couldnt spot the non-existant pasty. revenge is sweet. 3 times, the music must be deeply embedded. dududiduum di da da dum, didadadimtydum. now you have it too. dont worry, there is a cure : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpsO7usXyL8
the vanity project77 days ago Reply
“For a vegetarian, Renton, you're a f***ing evil shot”. Your sick, that was bordering on evil genius territory. And CoolKeith says I’m cruel? Nice remedy though, lovin the Rub-a-dub dancehall styley Sout-Souts! ……”NICE UP THE DANCE!!!”
Coelocanth77 days ago Reply
Don't you care about collateral damage to innocent villagers (or village idiots in my case)? I watched that damn clip at least 6 times...even pausing and backing up...until I finally concluded it wasn't there. What was Veep's offense to draw such retaliation?
the vanity project83 days ago Reply
Close-outs, tiring paddles, savage poundings, dragged off point, snack hallucinations and pasty drool. Dude you just described my average surf . All except for the “foot-long” reference, that usually describes the wave size not the snack length! How depressing is it when your lunch is bigger than the surf?…..hey what was that pasty video clip thingy, you didn’t post the link?
Coelocanth76 days ago Reply
That's what makes it even more diabolical. He was just drawin' you in...and made you ASK for it!!
Sponge Bob Shorepants88 days ago Reply
posted a pic of me charging Boathouse Ballito, thought you would have a thing or two to say about it. I know you have anxiously awaited a pic of me.
Joggly 93 days ago Reply
The Queen of Light took her bow and then she turned to go The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone... Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light The Dark Lord rides in force tonight, and time will tell us all... Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, race now to my bow... Side by side we wait the might, of the darkest of them all... I hear the forces asunder down in the valley below I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow... The apples of the valley hold the seeds of happiness The ground is rich from tender care, which they do not forget, no, no Dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light... The apples turn to brown and black, the tyrant's face is red... Oh, war is the common cry, pick up your swords and fly The sky is filled with good and bad, mortals never know... Oh well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow... The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath The drums will shake the castle wall, the Ringwraiths ride in black (ride on)... Sing as you raise your bow, (ride on) shoot straighter than before No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold... Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back, bring it back... At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes... Oh, bring it back, bring it back... BRING SOUTIE BACK !
Soutie93 days ago Delete Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM
the vanity project93 days ago Reply
“One clown to rule them all, One clown to find them, One clown to bring them all and in the darkness bind them”
Soutie92 days ago Delete Reply
if anyone's ring rules them all, its Irish Surf Chicks' with its bi-directional airstream capabilities.
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III95 days ago Reply
where abouts in the bleck cuntraaaiiiiiy? and what the heck are doing as a froglord then? Alos where heck have you been? HUH??? you guys got some seriously nice surferrooony in july!
Soutie95 days ago Delete Reply
egoli
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III94 days ago Reply
what????
sqirl97 days ago Reply
nonsensicle and as usless as ever frenchy......you were missed!
KILGORE99 days ago Reply
Drrrrrrrrr dish !
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III115 days ago Reply
"blow hot air out of you filthy french frie mouth" ahahahahaahha. ps i was born near Dudleeeeeeyyy! (i keep that one quiet)
Soutie98 days ago Delete Reply
i too am from the bleck country
Sponge Bob Shorepants97 days ago Reply
yeah, me too
sqirl96 days ago Reply
yeah me too.....where are we from again?
the vanity project120 days ago Reply
There were some chunky puppies rolling in that day but well formed and clean. Nice waves to shoot and just sit and play in. Love the feeling of ducking under a wave without having to worry about a board, just fin up into the back of it and let it suck you up and roll you over. I’ll be a sponger yet!!!….Taken same day: http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=116235 rights and lefts for hours, take your pick, its that kind of sight from the cliff top that makes you rush to get in and end up putting your wetsuit on back-to-front!
the vanity project116 days ago Reply
P.S. We measure our waves in pastys not feet. So a Hawaiian 4ft equates to at least a 16 pasty wave in Cornwall. The Cribbar can hold a 100+ pasty wave when its on, which sounds epic. This was going to be the new measuring system until we converted to metric with the EU.
Mel in Florida137 days ago Reply
hey, is it me, or are the surf reports down?
Soutie137 days ago Delete Reply
hope not cause monday is forecast as offshore 6ft, at last. that is for 25 minutes, then a month of onshore wind. still, could be worse.
Soutie137 days ago Delete Reply
yes, but they are always there. you have to, what we call, "scroll" down to see them.
Mel in Florida135 days ago Reply
on my computer, the surf reports were down for the entire day, but they are back up
the vanity project135 days ago Reply
Phew Mel that was close, I’ll inform the Joint Chiefs of Staff to take us back down to Defcon 5!
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d147 days ago Reply
w.y.t.b.w ? please enlighten me as to the question
Soutie120 days ago Delete Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III147 days ago Reply
hahaha get bent phillip.
Sponge Bob Shorepants150 days ago Reply
i knew you were Chucky all along, well for a long time at least.
Soutie150 days ago Delete Reply
rest assured i am not chucky. my comment to mick was a copy paste from a chucky email, to proove i am soutie. the email account was set up by squirl in the name of chucky, to communicate with him, but i hacked it and prooved to squirl i was chucky by sayin 'if there is 2 theres a few'. this gave me an opportunity to wind him up for a while 'soutie cracked my riddle, it was a longboarder' etc etc.hahahha
Soutie150 days ago Delete Reply
hence chucky's reply 'hahahaha howzit my china '.
Soutie155 days ago Delete Reply
i feel a presence.... some recently passed to the other side.. . . . . a fat man, mildly retarded... american perhaps, yes, from the south. i am getting a name.........squaddle.. no, squiddle..can you speak to us? can you communicate something to us squiddle? SPEAK to us squiddle.............................. .... .... ..... ..... .... alas.... there is just a void.
Sqirls Wife155 days ago Reply
Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if squirrel or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm on chucky's bum? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the raven, `if theres 4 theres no more.'
the vanity project155 days ago Reply
ClownShoes, that was classic! cross my palm with (Quick) silver (merchandise)
the vanity project154 days ago Reply
One rodent avatars life ended on June 20th, 2009. The survivors of the culling called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the server machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent a Ben-inator back through time. It’s mission: to destroy the leader of the redneck resistance, Squazzle Connor…..(damn it, Alby has gone already….he changes his profiles more than I change my undies)
the vanity project186 days ago Reply
Negatory Clown-Shoes, the Vanity Project has been unsuccessful at sucking air up his bum. Barometric pressure is 1016 and rising so may be affecting my experiments. Will replace butt-plug for now and try again later. FYI, I have been putting some serious training hours in at the maternity birthing pool in an attempt to locate the pelvic muscles that should focus my efforts and lead to victory. You will rue the day you ever threw the gauntlet down on this challenge sonny.
HeavyBallHanger 1188 days ago Reply
Was redest Du denn, Willis?!
simonsais189 days ago Reply
thats a weird profile description. Its almost like your watching me watch you
Mel in Florida190 days ago Reply
The trip was NOT good! I prefer FL.
Soutie191 days ago Delete Reply
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Joggly 191 days ago Reply
And a countless number of laughs ! Thanks
HeavyBallHanger 1188 days ago Reply
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Soutie162 days ago Delete Reply
0.48 ...... creeping up
Soutie157 days ago Delete Reply
0.49 creeping up
Soutie65 days ago Delete Reply
0.84... stratosphere
the vanity project65 days ago Reply
1.08……stabilising from my summer nose dive from 1.5 (my body mass index is 22.1 BTW)
Sneakybadger45 days ago Reply
does anyone know what the star means?
simonsais194 days ago Reply
hey I'm having difficulty changing my picture to one I want. Can you help me?
Soutie194 days ago Delete Reply
they probably wont accept your portrait because it too closely resembles an anus.
simonsais192 days ago Reply
oh well I'm only going to talk kak anyway
Soutie196 days ago Delete Reply
it looks like a squirl, its gonads swing like a squirl's, it walks like a squirl, but it stinks of chucky. aaaah, psy ops. youve gone in deep my friend. the worm has definately turned for you.
Sponge Bob Shorepants202 days ago Reply
Where you been hiding son. The cops find all that porn on your computer again?
Soutie202 days ago Delete Reply
in double overhead barrels.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d230 days ago Reply
mon amie I feel the madness has taken over
the vanity project237 days ago Reply
Freaky coincidence, Spinal Tap was on TV last night (itv-1 Harvey did you see it?), my telly is crap so I couldn’t watch it in ‘Dobly’ sound!! Forgot about the dwarves, very good clown-shoes, made me chuckle. Only pulling your chain about Irish-Girl, we know you can handle a dig every now and then. Glad you had a couple of barrels this week, the only barrels I see at my break have been jettisoned from tankers.
HeavyBallHanger 1237 days ago Reply
Freakishly I was switching channels when I saw it and it was actually on that exact scene. Also went on to forbid him even pointing at his new Strat, ... Quite strange actually, still stranger things have happened, like the cows ability to allocate 40+ votes to a comment these days//
Soutie237 days ago Delete Reply
freakishly i smashed up some shit with a cricket bat last night
stavros241 days ago Reply
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........by gum
KILGORE261 days ago Reply
“The Surfing Way” as it were cannot dictate rules in an endeavor that’s inherently non-conforming. Surfing is not pre-packaged and controllable. There’re no tee times, referees, or penalty flags. It’s savage and wild and chaotic, like the nature of the ocean itself. That is in large part the allure: to tame the wild beast, slay the uncontrollable dragon. But with that wildness comes a social order that’s freeform and spontaneous. The only laws that exist are ones that are self-imposed—and MSW ADMIN !
Soutie261 days ago Delete Reply
you left out a comma after *as it were*.
Soutie262 days ago Delete Reply
i had to look twice at that Kelly Brook pic. swore it was my missus at first.
Easily:HyPn0tiZ3d267 days ago Reply
Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez brother soutie
Soutie266 days ago Delete Reply
Les Voitures ? haha The Cars, Let the good times roll, let em ro'oll
archibald gruntfuttock281 days ago Reply
no not really. twat is a term of endearment where I come from, at least I think so. thats what everybody calls me anyway.
Soutie280 days ago Delete Reply
i see where the confusion crept in. where i come from fucking twat is a term of endearment, whereas twat is an insult.
stavros284 days ago Reply
It is beautiful isnt it, a friends cat made it for me out of rat. Ah, lovely!
Return of Muecnhklerrrr III306 days ago Reply
dude its Fatima whitbread!!!jevelin supremo and all round tranny! i sent this a few days ago but webbie seems to be messing up a bit, liking the new font though! keep on smiling pal!
sugscott351 days ago Reply
idiot.
crunchycruiser352382 days ago Reply
good call with the lava lamp!hahaha
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