Early xmas pressy, as close as i could get to a proper yorkshire brass band, not from Donny, but not too far off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWkTm4nTg4
luckily the sound was off on my pc, so i could quickly shut it down. Not quite the same thing as replaying it 5 times, scrutinising for the fictitious pasty. ha ha ha ha ha ..,. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soooo Sout. What's up with the dread re-birth comment? I mean, you are correct, but I'm wondering how it is that you know. Letting (they were natural not "done") my hair lock was a very private choice and so was cutting them. Just curious.
actually i read you had the chopped, and i just thought how free you must feel after having that horrid carpet hanging off your head hence the rebirth comment.
As I'm approaching a certain cute blond supermarket checkout girl with my groceries...those are almost the exact same words I imagine in the thought bubble over her head...as she's checking ME out...
Hey didDLy ho ho ho neighbor...Oh you got me there...you surely diDLy did!...But I'm trying to avoid evil provocations from Mantis THIS happy holiday season...Wouldn't want a repeat of my performance LAST year would we? No indeeDLy NOT!...Ohhh the cryptic irony!...Right Crusty(Sorry about what I...er I mean...Flanders says to you in this clip(really!(well, not really)))?...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcLy8h9grQ
I'm feeling a little bit guilty for diverting the 'flow' here from Joggly's originating link. =^[...But it is actually, mostly, dudette's fault this time...with that sitting duck of a reply of hers. Good job tho'...resisting that deletion impulse of yours this long Jogs(tick tock?). Did all that Thumper/carb talk from Soutie trigger sharing that link here on his page?...Btw...I really don't think dolphin pods anywhere(especially Byron Bay)are gonna 'adopt' anyone with one of those...if that was your thinking...The 'porpoising' moves were kinda cool tho'...=^0
Ha D-momma...These MSW Euros obviously relate to 'The Simpsons'...so why not humor them?...Btw, as hard as this is to imagine...VP has(had?) something in common with Homer Simpson...besides loss of hair, I mean...You don't suppose?.....Nawwwww.
Well my confession is that I ID with the Simpson better than any other program of my time. It is witting, smart and insightful...if you're 6 years old it's funny and entertianing....if you're 60 years old, it's funny and insightful....and it's all for different reasons. It break all age and race boundries....and I'm guess now we can add that it's breaking borders too. The Simpsons rock-didally-ox! And sorry this has nothing to do with the orginal thread :)
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Hahaha, sqirl, tell your wife I’m upset with her for neglecting the classics.
Not that I am averse to covers though, here is the Toot’s version of Louie Louie which far exceeds the original by a fair margin in my book: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oal7cwa3a3U
Who knew?...About Miserlou, I mean. My American surfing culture touchstones are crumbling. WoooHoooo to the belly dancing version of this though!!!...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6mfdTIrYnQ&feature=related
You mean....Americans: oblivious to external culture since we broke up with the British. Sorry it's not you, it's us....just kinding, it's you. LOL...I couldn't resist.
You’re right it was us. We scraped our shoe clean of the colonies in 1776 when you guys started saying things like sidewalk and trash and refused to spell words correctly.
That and the fact that the East coast surf was pap, it just didn’t get the royal seal of approval. Had we known about the west coast you guys would still be drinking tea, eating fish and chips and avoiding dentists.
But just imagine how much prouder Sir Muenchklerrr(r?)would be...than he is right now, I mean...if Kelly Slater was actually a UK Citizen(of the Realm)...instead of just a lowly lowlander from post-colonial, flatness-forever-Florida(Go East Coast USA!)...The UK surfer!...overcoming bitter coldness AND flatness to become...Number One!
FYI....you kind of HAVE to get good to surf daily in FLA...the condistions are never the same, there are very few point breaks. You have to be able to rock the ankle bitters with a long board like those waves are vagina high...and you have to be able to think and figure out REAL quick which way that 10 foot monster is going to break before it turns to complete close out. Since March of this year, I have spent at least 120 days in the water. In all that time I have only had 2 days where the waves were well formed, somewhat regular in how they broke, and what I'd call slow "making love" to me waves. The other 118 days, big or small,where all "wish me luck" kind of waves. Learning to surf is not easy, learning to surf in FL is even harder, and learning to surf in FL at the age of 34...just plain crazy. Wish I was in Costa..Just sayin'
Yes I have made my own surfer slang & sayings...."Dirty Momma-isums" of sorts. "Surfing it like it's Vagina high!" (Who wouldn't want pretty vagina high waves? And I felt the need to relate it to myself instead of the dominating male egos found at most breaks. When it's chest high, I call it nipple high)...."Carpe Surf'em" (Seize or be siezed).....and "Less Talking, More Surfing" (Everyone has thought that at least once)....just to name a few.
Ring, ring....I'm calling....from free fall....and all I have to say is "Wooooooooooooooooooo-Whooooooooo!" Guess who has two thumbs and is hooked on jumping out of airplanes? This b&tch right here :)
OK...Now I have shared...Your turn...even if it's just pics of cucumber sandwiches...Little dogs on the beach would be nice too!...And French crumpets!
Not what I had in mind...but at least SB shared something from Hossegor with us!...http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=234478&browseSession=9a9d2cb2a0811c75a5b87d62b1c9b0bf
hope you been keeping limber with those kegel stretches vp taught you because.......wake up fatty! your report is richtering!!!..... http://magicseaweed.com/Hossegor-La-Graviere-Surf-Report/61/ ....!!!!
He already said he had butterflies...Only a charging dude very secure in his manhood(yet displaying only a mild-mannered machismo)...can proudly wear pink...'accoutremonts'(sure hope I spelled that right)...in the lineup...AND share his gnarley waves excitement with us in metaphorical terms like...butterflies. ;^)
Hey Sqirl...It's probably NOT a good idea to use Germanic sounding action words like 'richtering' on Soutie...Isn't he nervous enough already...y'know...now that he's French an' all?
Well...since omg means...oh, my god!...maybe omsc means...oh my sweet christ!...Or possibly...oh my sooty copper!...http://www.butterfliesoffrance.com/html/Lycaena%20tityrus.htm
Ooooh...I get it now. At first I thought you had misspelled your text term...and I was like...OMFG!!!...And then it slowly dawned on me that you were being 'modest' in your explanation of what omsc meant. This being a family-oriented site an' all...I was just about to offer 'oh my sick chihuahua' as an alternative to my other guesses...but I guess THAT would have been wrong too. Btw...I'm willing to bet that you will be using LOL before I will!!!
day one was double overhead .. never seen it that size and so clean on the reef, no more than 4 of us out at a time. day 2, smaller more crowded but hollow as muck, buzzing.
C'mon now...Share something. VP did!...finally...I'm going to, if I ever see a big, clean swell...worth shooting video of. I missed one narrow windows of opportunity already with the Irene swell...but that will NOT happen again anytime soon...Just imagine the commenting we'll be able to add to the pics you share with us...You don't have to disclose the secret location...As if the surf there is really THAT good!...I need someone else's home break to be jealous of for a change...besides those damned smug, lucky Ozzies'.
Never thought YOU would abandon your flock!...They've been partyin' like it's 1929 ever since(Never seen Joggly happier either...THAT unrepentant hippy caner!) The past IS lookin' better and better these days, innit? ...OK, so you've gone into remote mode...again...fine...But, surely you haven't turned...snooty...on us TOO, have ya?
Hey man, hows the swell been down your end? Been pumping round here so must have been out of control in your corner of the world! ! I'll be in your neck of the woods this september. First time in 6 years, we'll be hanging out around the Grav area if your around for a few bevvies and a pit or two!?
cheers Badge, old boy. you probably have it beter, due to beach break saturation (here) and a coast line with nooks and crannies. we have some sheltered spots, (offshore on a westerly), but i havent had the time/inclination to go this winter, they are fickle, and the wave tends to be a bit pap (saffer for weak). thanks for the invite, but i wont drink with spongers.
Offshore on a westerly, i didn't even think that was possible on your coast. Yeah, all the sheltered spots lit up over the last swell(s). Been an unbelievable start to the year... Maybe for the best anyway, don't want to be slipped your something nasty and wake up all "Crusty"!
just kidding, i am actually in not hossegor (parallel universe) and wont be near there in sept, would be cool to meet up, maybe at yours next winter seeings you have it so good.
Technically not my area but a few hours drive, we got our share but not as consistent as further west .. Yeah mate, if you ever fancy it give me a shout!
I thought your "fuck off you knob" comment to me was just a random act of dude stuff and I got a laugh out of it. I do it to you. But I didnt put the latest HOLY BIBLE CLASSIC HAHAHAHA and the KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA comments. My last comment before your fuck off knob comment was the Great news, no one killed in the cyclone comment. Though I have been busy lately, I thought it good form to at least let all the people that sent me positive vibes when the cyclone was about to hit that no one was killed and there was a happy ending. So, my question to you is were you responding to a comment coming from my profile or random dude stuff. the all caps on the comments not posted by me is kinda a clue I think
there is usually somewhere with waves here in south queensland. there is always surf at burleigh heads and snapper (just about anyway) but your name better be mick or rocky balboa due to the crowds and localism. so I avoid such places. Kirra is a good place but squirel could now probably tell you more. thats his local now. the thing with kirra is its actually a whole bunch of beachs and the way the sand builds up and the number of beaches there you can get plenty of rights if rights are your thing. and if you head just over the border between gold coast and jogglies place there are a lot of places you can pull over and head through the trees to empty beachs. I am in brissy so sometimes I head to gold coast to stay with mates or sometimes i head up to sunshine coast. coolum, coloundra, etc. there are not so many people there and the beaches are beautiful. if I am just going for the morn I head to moffat or dickies or kings beach and there are some cool coves there with the softest powdery sand with reef points and sand bars that even break with the smallest swell on incoming tides or out going too. but sometimes i head to coolum and get myself a place on the beach front for a few days and just relax, surf in the morn, read during the day, go to a pub with live music at night or just relax on the sand with a surf pole and fold out chair, essky of brews. ironically my best friend from 6th grade in the U.S. lives up that way. I am supposed to go on a date with a chick that has a house in caloundra and she works in the city here in Brissy. so, this might work out. she stays with me during the week and me with her during the weekend. I have an angle on almost everything.
THIS universe(Are there more of them?...Hmmmmm)can seem a bit hostile on an up-close-and-personal level when a shark bites you. But so far, no aliens have abducted me, probed me or implanted anything in me...that I know about or can recall, that is. On a more profound(?)level though...I guess...we ARE all made of stars! See if you can spot your favorite(now dead, unfortunately...sniff)celebrity SOUTIE...This is NOT a spot-the-pasty trick, btw!!!...SwissCheeseHomey don't play dat game...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuCRjjE1eSY&feature=related
Too bad Soutie...Try to find that Mobey 'We are all made of stars' music-vid some other way, maybe. That one included a pre-music interview about what ideas went into it. Really good stuff.
'Moby'...that is..."We Are All Made Of Stars"...with clips of various Hollywood celebrities(stars)...The version with the production/ideas introduction/interview is a much better version, for a fuller appreciation of the concept, if you can find it. Hate all these cross-pond copywrite blockages. So annoying. Recognize the homage to "2001"?
didnt happen in the end bud. i was involved in a bizzare traffic accident in sept involving a miniature pony (trap in tow) 3 gypsies and another car. car in front braked hard cos the pony ran out on the road and i ran into the back of him. 800 bucks damage to the other car, always bundoran in Jan tho eh?
Where's that thread with the Soutie-isms...'Holding Back The Ears' & 'Bunny's Too Tight To Mention'? That was CLASSIC! Probably even made VP jealous too!
dont feel bad...they deleted my response to harvey on the same thread.....I dont see whats so bad about pam andersons tits bouncing on his head? oh yeah....and good call on the lava lamp!
My take on the whole AI/Dengue fever thing is incredibly close to yours, I think. Adding to all those other seemingly sincere accolades would feel awkward to me. He was a champion, surfer or not. Don't give a whit about surf contests, really(Surfing used to be different than all other 'sports'). I'm just trying to understand how that(his death) could happen. If it has any meaning at all, maybe shedding more light & funding for research that leads to finding a cure for this growing scourge that affects hundreds of thousands of people every year will be it. Sadly, that IS the way this celebrity-fixated world seems to work.
+1 for that comment Coelocanth, and yesterday I gave a +1 for Soutie's comment on the thread as well. I did put a comment expressing condolences on the tribute page, but that was just out of respect. But I believe our ''conversations'' on both Joggly's and your profile pages was about the ''events'' leading up to this, and about the actual disease itself. But I'm glad to see Coelocanth from your comment above that you agree with what I say about funding and research.
I haven't felt this happy about MSW since I first saw the Nessie(Bermuda) pic. The Magic is back! I take back everything bad I've said about MSW admin. in e-mails, Facebook & MSW comments lately!!!=)
OK... My half of the restoration drudge work on Soutie's page is complete. All comments/replies given +1's...My comments(and other's comments previously rated +1 BY me...?) were not increased by +1's...so someone else has to take that task on please. I need BOTH my 2 points restored here for each comment/reply of mine.
Hahaha...It's a good thing you waited a week to say that wiseguy. Last time I looked no one was willing to finish restoring all YOUR magical mystery plus points. And I KNOW how much you care about your ratings!
F..k! The guy takes the time to neg. all comments t'il the bottom of each page or photo, dedicated! I guess he has multiple profiles to be able to multiple neg...
I have an idea for getting the much beloved action pic/surf art 'clown with pie'(available now ONLY on FB)onto MSW where all can enjoy it =)...if not buy it!=(...Now, don't pooh-pooh(groan)this idea just because it is Sqirl-inspired...Create an Eyeball Surf Report for Hossegor!...Sure, it might require a little effort...but it doesn't necessarily have to be accurate...or even based on reality! In fact...the more surreal the better! Are you not FRENCH?!!!...Just look at what those inspired artists Sqirl and Joggly have done so far!
i really want to join your cult! but alas I am the slave of an anon 4chan b/oxy b/tard that apparently is giving birth soon. he doesnt even have profile pic and he is going to make me wait until 5/19/13 (thats US style date) to find out the true meaning of our cult. i really want to convert but he doesnt make me pay any dues. is there anything we can do about the "freaken expensive" part? I dont have any money but i do have a face book stalker following of 155 likers!....or 2 depending on when you look at it. They will all join the cult (and I think some of them even have money). all we need is three rainbow colored school buses and a whole lot more kool aid and we are there! praise be to frenchy!! (COUGH!)
You misspelled /b/oxxy! Hey, some people take things like that very seriously. Speaking of slaves...I think Spongegirl has agreed to don a Princess Leia slave girl metal bikini and post her piccy in a 'private' message to ME on Facebook...as a 'gift'...woooohooooo!
Hahaha Coelocanth. I said that I wouldn't mind trying the outfit......looks cool. And as for sending a pic of it to you on private messages on FB, you haven't opened the one I send you yet ;) lol
not yet. my ma threw a spanner in my plans. the folks are heading to portugal in october and want me to come too. so i'm thinking i might have a better chance of scoring waves. i still like the idea of hossie tho
I have a couple of unopened ‘Neg-obscurers’ that I never got to flog last year. Of course you could always use your cunning yet inferior coco box trick.
Normally, Harvey the archivist/historian would come to your rescue in these matters Super Girl. But if you simply scroll down this page(243 days ago as of today) until you see Soutie's mention of the/Vanity's Neg-Obscurer and copy/paste one of the addresses mentioned...all will(eventually...after yet more scrolling and reading)become clear. I know what a burden that is for you...but it's worth it! ;) Soutie...bummer about all the negs on your own page. You've been 'robbed' on the Brazil chick's pic too. From +84 down to only +11! Duuuude. That's GOTTA hurt!
Ha! the poor old french kinda imploded a tad, things didnt quite work out for Fifa too which was a huge bonus. Changing the rules to make sure the "big" countries get in then see them crash out early in the comp. so sweet
Right on man, I tried to find this video on u-tube for u but I gotta dig deeper, it's where some one gets held down for over a minute but resurfaces....good stuff!
bouys measured @15'(it's max) that day, saw 3 sharks and we almost weren't allowed on the island, they evacuate when the nor'easters hit land, but it stayed off shore. I ducked the first 3 perfectly of a never ending set, but when the 4th one grabbed me, all u can do is count"1 Mississippi" I beat my board to the surface everytime! Very retarded to not condition or know ur limits! only rode 3 waves that day, all shoulder rides...and developed a closer relationship with a higher being:)Lesson learned...I remember that season charging head high surf like it was a joke after, but now that I'm fat, I was at that very spot yesterday(S-turns), solid stomach, and got WORKED! I lost my touch:(
10 facebook people like this page. who are these stalkers? do you know about The Cult Of Soutie,fucken expensive but worth it? email me at soutie@cultofsoutie.net (all small letters) for membership details.
Only 10???? How pedestrian. I had 60 last week and its been reset this week, I now have 12……which is still more friends than I have on my real facebook account…by some considerable margin.
sorry dangers, no can do. I spoke to our treasurer, IrishSoutieChick, and membership is lifetime. a few months in your case, unless we can rustle up something from our African ministry.
I just started on the FB and hate it! I think it's because I'm paranoid of the fact that your Employer, or potential employers, can see and study you on there...I should just make another one that's dangalow, matter of fact, ah ha.....my evil personality, and perverted comments can now be voiced, and I can have freaks like you two as friends and not worry about being fired or not hired.....Europe's not like that is it? It's hard to be yourself on there without worrying about being 86ed!
fancy a move to France chillOcat ? my kids smashed up my last 2 garden gnomes and you fit the bill as a replacement (definately in the twinkliness departement). dont worry though, i have hidden the 5 iron.
Oh, don't tempt me. Let's see what this oil slick does first. Now that they've(BP) hired the 'Avatar'/'Titanic' director J. Cameron as a consultant(I am NOT making this up!), I am feeling more relieved that there will be a happy ending...in a surrealistic way perhaps(I have to admit I haven't seen either movie). I wonder if they've hired the 'Alice In Wonderland' director too. I wonder where your kids learn that kind of aggressive, frustration relieving behavior involving golf clubs(and/or cricket bats). Btw...my cat is making the cutest snoring noises right now!
If they hire F. Ford Coppola(have seen the the term 'Oilpocalypse Now' in some news/blog? text very recently)as a consultant too, I will just assume "this is the end"...France(woohoo Hossegor Surf Chick) here I come!
You scoff at Cameron's skills! but he has come up with the best idea so far! They are creating a Ron Jeremy Avatar that is going to be sent down to plug the pipe! They already tested the avatar on Madonna to make sure it had the necessary girth!
We had it as well, I’m old enough to remember it too, how shit is that? It had the Omen theme “o fortuna†playing over the top and some blonde guy with a bowl haircut splash his face with aftershave after a surf…cos that’s just what your salty dried out skin craves after a good session, alcohol based scented liquid.
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the MagicSeaWeed. I'm on here a week now... waiting for a deletion... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room... online , I get weaker, and every minute Ben squats on his medicine ball in Admin, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter... Ive seen deletions... deletions that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a spammer. You have a right to delete me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what deletion means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and deletion are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies !
have a good one tomoz!!!walk if you have to!!looking like it wont be too bad here. Who'm I kidding I might get a ripple.! "shred head!!" ha corney or what!! gonna grow myself a moustache and put cheese on it!!
surfing the life bra!
welcome to my page. its fun here. thursday forcast 3.2 meter 16 seconds, light offshore winds. everything is geared towards that day. its been onshore, raining for 3 weeks. i would have bashed together an ark in the backyard but no one can tell me wots a cubit.
I'm sure Ed/MSW does. Btw(hahaha)...Is that forecast from him to you...personally? That's a cheap buy-off to quash the 'pie chucking clown' massacre(wot...there were TWO of them!) reaction! The natives are STILL restless.
yip, gotcha. the ones blokes used to own cause they were cheap, reliable and easy to maintain / repair, but are now owned by clueless yuppies who pay through the nose for these image enhancing chariots even though the spares are pricy and they have no idea how to maintain them, or blokes who have hung onto them from the old days. look, i hate to generalise, maybe thats not always the case, just 99 % of the time. i recall you split screen comment from the bodyboard/scooter pic (happy trails). when i first started scanning the comments here i thought "LOL" was some surfer slang i was too uncool to know about. hahaha omg so lol :). luv ya guys.
btw that "omg so lol :). luv ya guys" was tongue in cheek. i havnt gone all Mantis on you. and by the way that "btw" was my usual open quotes" irony"close quotes.
I've been wondering for quite awhile now what Soutie meant by the term "veedub splitter"...Don't remember the context or photo exactly(Playa Hermosa?)...Btw, I only use one text speak term(btw)because it saves typing and is a handy thought connector. The rest of it makes me cringe a bit. I would let Seven of Nine assimilate me anytime! But I will resist the rest of you boogs...er Borgs...to the end!
Lower your suits and surrender your sticks. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.
gutted about the pie-chucking pic. it was a particular fave of mine. I am punching the air in a breakfast club emilio estevez/paul gleason style as a salute to your comic genius...a bit :)
chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup......chirrrrup X 10!!! What's THAT you ask? Why...it's the imaginary sound of crickets, haha. I hear it often. Sorry Mel! Keep trying(just a lot harder...this is a tough, jaded, cynical, humor/entertainment starved crowd, not Muppets...like ISC called us!) ;)
agh, well you all seem to like bar jokes. So, a string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve strings". The string goes outside and ties itself in a knot and freys it's ends. It goes back in the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "didn't you just walk in here?" The string replies "I'm a freyed knot".
I was intrigued by this one-liner comment attributed to you recently(on my page)by Mantis: (Soutie quote) "what, like a time-share?"...since it seems to have made such a lasting, positive impression on him(and even the MSW admin guys!) for it's creativity, wit, humor and/or sarcasm. If you can recall/reconstruct the context or set-up situation, comment, photo, etc....I'd really like to see it...or the link to it...pleeeeease!!!
I actually made the original comment but deleted it as it wasn’t up to my usually high standards, Clown Shoes must have picked it up and ran with it??? I’ve got to throw the plebeians some scraps from time to time.
thanks chief archiver harv. (hahaha.. historian) that last one has comments from 364 days ago. coincidence ? i think not. a year of typing rubbish on this shitty site. if i had invested that time wisely i could have learned finnish or something, probably wouldnt have had such a laugh though. CoolOCat, read about Vanity's Neg-Obscurer 2000 here ... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=95824 ... heres another good one http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779 . this is like those corny sitcoms where they run out of ideas and rehash the best of bits from previous episodes while everyone is stuck in a lift reminising (whachho ..whachoo..whachooo talking bout willis?)
Veeps's first with the marks and spencer voice was about his best, lost i'm afraid and as sqirl got deleted so did most of his, So this is just for kicks, ....... http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=43050
squirl you dork, you opened the wrong envelope. the academy should have an award for the best portrail of a gracious loser, going to last years non-winning nominee with the most convincing shit-eating grin as the winner is announced. thats how i felt when Joggles awarded Vanity the best comment. how about best riposte?
now we come to this years Kelly for best riposte. the first nominee is Soutie for his snappy "fine thanks, i stood up" in the Shorey feature "hows the downs syndrome coming along?".
thank you, thank you, snuffle snuffle. best anal comment award. i am humbled. must have been for the E.U. approved anus elasticity coeffecient comment here http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=109153
Sometimes we forget that the comment section under the submitted and 'approved' photos was intended by MSW (I think) for us to comment about the actual photo. But that gets boring real quick, doesn't it? I get as big a kick out of these 'EU approved anus elasticity coefficient' diversions, hahaha, as the next guy (or gal!). But a special award(NOT implying they are 'special'!) should be given to those troopers who try to stick with the MSW program! I nominate Mel for her "Them wave sure is purty" comment! http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=114377...It probably should be noted that she was just playing a role Veeps had assigned to her as an American hillbilly...in some kind of perverse British pedo fantasy game of his!...and she was just brilliantly playing along. Her comment is an MSW classic for me!
I got bored...what with Sqirl recently turned into an Aussie pod person/deleter and Veeps no longer creatively inspired since Sir Muenchklerr went off to China...so I started looking at fave photos on other peoples profile pages. Found a boring looking Cape Cod, Mass. pic on your page...and made it one of my faves just because of all the great banter on it from about a year ago. Confirmed something I just said to Mantis. Btw...I recently added some MSW 'approved' art to my massive fave 'photo' collection...Feel free to look so you'll have an idea of what is...and is NOT...acceptable. They were automatically inserted way near the bottom...unlike most other recently added 'photos'...so you'll have to scroll waaaay down. I'm now even more confused about the MSW 'NO ART' policy but am afraid these 4 'photos' will be 'disappeared' if any fuss gets made. Enjoy...Oh yeah...Veeps really let you down on the catchy catch phrase thing, hehehe.
So deletion is a completely natural part of life is it? I've been meaning to respond to that but got distracted. I'll bet Harvey "The Wall" Banger (historian/archivist) doesn't agree with that! Remember that video clip of that tiny little Amazonian 'catfish' that swims up your pee hole if you urinate while wading in the water. THAT'S a completely natural part of 'life' too! Doesn't mean you have to LIKE it! CAUTION: This video may be even more disturbing to sensitive viewers than Sqirl's exploding boil video!!!..."Candiru...The Toothpick Fish"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI&feature=related
Man we're so wound up...we're like those little mechanical monkeys you wind up and they just bang their cymbals together and make a racket...until they wind down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjInCOLJI0&feature=PlayList&p=FFD6BA1DC9CBA1DA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7 ..... this one really kicks in about the 1.37 minute mark
hey Soutie, well I used to work at Crantock Bakery (when I was 17)so I do have a small amount of pasty crimping knowledge. RE:dry pasties are better covered with HP as to avoid camel toe tongue fatigue.
Found the little blighter…. http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=96779
P.S. (pasty conundrum)
I think you can use a bit of beef or veg stock to un-dry-ify your pasty, but I’m no expert, best ask Dicer, he is “Proper Cornish†which means he should have Pasty knowledge passed down the generations just like his extra fingers and webbed toes (I guess being a sponger webbed toes ain’t such a raw deal for him though, saves buying fins)
VINCENT: “You know they make Pastys in France?â€
JULES: “How?â€
VINCENT : “Deep fried in Batter.â€
JULES: “Goddamn.â€
VINCENT: “I've seen 'em do it, man. They f***in' drown 'em in that shit.â€
hahaha, just had a reread of that old classic. do you realise that shite is being beamed out into infinity. was it "contact", the Carl Sagan novel where alien life form transmitted a blueprint for building some advanced spaceship out into the cosmos and humans detected this communication (cunningly superimposed onto some random electromagnetic wave or something), decoded it and built the ship which apparantly failed to function. it actually did work but in a flash of an instant ( which was a considerable time for the pilot). i digress, but if some alien life form intercepts that post they will be scratching their noggins, if they have noggins and if they also have the habit of scratching them when confused.
By my wholly unscientific calculations I believe that these messages are just reaching Rigel 7, where Kang and Kodos are scratching their green oversized heads with glee. These transmission will create much excitement among the Rigilian population and I will be revered as a God (however I must reluctantly share this role with Aha) and have ultimate power of the universe…mwwahahaha puny earthlings!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos (see photo, he actually is scratching his head!) P.S. New Rigel 7 / Aha remix national anthem?: “the sun always shine on VPâ€
No probs, dig his style. Almost a mix of Slats - machado. (More machado) BTW you watching the Hurley Pro at the moment,, http://www.hurley.com/hurleypro/ starts around 3:30.
shit dude you already know - to say the least it was unreal for beach breaks to produce double overhead + , how r things on your side of the globe mon ami ?
mwaaaaahaaaaahaaaa, you couldnt spot the non-existant pasty. revenge is sweet. 3 times, the music must be deeply embedded. dududiduum di da da dum, didadadimtydum. now you have it too. dont worry, there is a cure : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpsO7usXyL8
“For a vegetarian, Renton, you're a f***ing evil shotâ€. Your sick, that was bordering on evil genius territory. And CoolKeith says I’m cruel? Nice remedy though, lovin the Rub-a-dub dancehall styley Sout-Souts! ……â€NICE UP THE DANCE!!!â€
Don't you care about collateral damage to innocent villagers (or village idiots in my case)? I watched that damn clip at least 6 times...even pausing and backing up...until I finally concluded it wasn't there. What was Veep's offense to draw such retaliation?
Close-outs, tiring paddles, savage poundings, dragged off point, snack hallucinations and pasty drool. Dude you just described my average surf . All except for the “foot-long†reference, that usually describes the wave size not the snack length! How depressing is it when your lunch is bigger than the surf?…..hey what was that pasty video clip thingy, you didn’t post the link?
The Queen of Light took her bow and then she turned to go
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone...
Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
The Dark Lord rides in force tonight, and time will tell us all...
Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, race now to my bow...
Side by side we wait the might, of the darkest of them all...
I hear the forces asunder down in the valley below
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow...
The apples of the valley hold the seeds of happiness
The ground is rich from tender care, which they do not forget, no, no
Dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light...
The apples turn to brown and black, the tyrant's face is red...
Oh, war is the common cry, pick up your swords and fly
The sky is filled with good and bad, mortals never know...
Oh well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow...
The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath
The drums will shake the castle wall, the Ringwraiths ride in black (ride on)...
Sing as you raise your bow, (ride on) shoot straighter than before
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold...
Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back, bring it back...
At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by
With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes...
Oh, bring it back, bring it back... BRING SOUTIE BACK !
where abouts in the bleck cuntraaaiiiiiy? and what the heck are doing as a froglord then? Alos where heck have you been? HUH??? you guys got some seriously nice surferrooony in july!
There were some chunky puppies rolling in that day but well formed and clean. Nice waves to shoot and just sit and play in. Love the feeling of ducking under a wave without having to worry about a board, just fin up into the back of it and let it suck you up and roll you over. I’ll be a sponger yet!!!….Taken same day: http://magicseaweed.com/photoLab/viewPhoto.php?photoId=116235
rights and lefts for hours, take your pick, its that kind of sight from the cliff top that makes you rush to get in and end up putting your wetsuit on back-to-front!
P.S. We measure our waves in pastys not feet. So a Hawaiian 4ft equates to at least a 16 pasty wave in Cornwall. The Cribbar can hold a 100+ pasty wave when its on, which sounds epic. This was going to be the new measuring system until we converted to metric with the EU.
i feel a presence.... some recently passed to the other side.. . . . . a fat man, mildly retarded... american perhaps, yes, from the south. i am getting a name.........squaddle.. no, squiddle..can you speak to us? can you communicate something to us squiddle? SPEAK to us squiddle.............................. .... .... ..... ..... .... alas.... there is just a void.
One rodent avatars life ended on June 20th, 2009. The survivors of the culling called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the server machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent a Ben-inator back through time. It’s mission: to destroy the leader of the redneck resistance, Squazzle Connor…..(damn it, Alby has gone already….he changes his profiles more than I change my undies)
Negatory Clown-Shoes, the Vanity Project has been unsuccessful at sucking air up his bum. Barometric pressure is 1016 and rising so may be affecting my experiments.
Will replace butt-plug for now and try again later. FYI, I have been putting some serious training hours in at the maternity birthing pool in an attempt to locate the pelvic muscles that should focus my efforts and lead to victory. You will rue the day you ever threw the gauntlet down on this challenge sonny.
it looks like a squirl, its gonads swing like a squirl's, it walks like a squirl, but it stinks of chucky. aaaah, psy ops. youve gone in deep my friend. the worm has definately turned for you.
Freaky coincidence, Spinal Tap was on TV last night (itv-1 Harvey did you see it?), my telly is crap so I couldn’t watch it in ‘Dobly’ sound!! Forgot about the dwarves, very good clown-shoes, made me chuckle. Only pulling your chain about Irish-Girl, we know you can handle a dig every now and then. Glad you had a couple of barrels this week, the only barrels I see at my break have been jettisoned from tankers.
Freakishly I was switching channels when I saw it and it was actually on that exact scene. Also went on to forbid him even pointing at his new Strat, ... Quite strange actually, still stranger things have happened, like the cows ability to allocate 40+ votes to a comment these days//
“The Surfing Way†as it were cannot dictate rules in an endeavor that’s inherently non-conforming. Surfing is not pre-packaged and controllable. There’re no tee times, referees, or penalty flags. It’s savage and wild and chaotic, like the nature of the ocean itself. That is in large part the allure: to tame the wild beast, slay the uncontrollable dragon. But with that wildness comes a social order that’s freeform and spontaneous. The only laws that exist are ones that are self-imposed—and MSW ADMIN !
dude its Fatima whitbread!!!jevelin supremo and all round tranny! i sent this a few days ago but webbie seems to be messing up a bit, liking the new font though! keep on smiling pal!
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